2:00 bedrock edition wither: am i a joke to you? -explode thrice(awaken,half hp,death) -smash body at walls and make a bit of lags -spawns wither skeletons -have 100 more hp than java wither -wins when fighting warden(600 hp)
@trexpy Жыл бұрын
😢
@donnanoble9772 Жыл бұрын
Actually, Java wither has 300 HP, whereas Bedrock's has 600 HP. So 300 more HP. I think you must have mistyped.
@lunselene2502 Жыл бұрын
I love how the among us astronaut shape became so recognisable that we recognised it from 12 blocks
@pranjalsharma1665 Жыл бұрын
Once I had wanted unbreaking III from a librarian. I literally tried 238 times. Over three days. Just to find out that my silk touch villager had one on 4th level.
@kingjohnny6592 Жыл бұрын
I wonder why people argue over what to call the table of the Devine enchantments
@MrHam-fq1gu Жыл бұрын
Because it's called the enchantment table on Java and enchanting table on bedrock, so both are wrong and both are correct. Edit: three days later and I finally get the joke
@theplayer4664 Жыл бұрын
20:55 ARGH it feel's like getting rick rolled
@JojoJere Жыл бұрын
0:45 enslaving villagers
@undertalle5394 Жыл бұрын
Burning down cities
@daghanyilmaz9855 Жыл бұрын
Commiting war crimes
@Pigcat45 Жыл бұрын
There's quite a lot that can be a correct reply to this question actually. :)
@josemateusbaptista8054 Жыл бұрын
He said things that were not ok to do in real life, silly
1:50 you won't be saying that about the bedrock wither
@bennethorst4967 Жыл бұрын
2:12 The vampire has a funny little smile :)
@viennymaclin5989 Жыл бұрын
3:44 in my 4 month world I have farms like gold, iron, wither skull, raid, creeper farm with like 32 beacons, full netherite armor and tools with backup, and have a chest sorting system, a trading hall and with like 10 shulker boxes full of totems, with all of that I'm still homeless with only a bed on the ground sorrounded by farms
@pranjalsharma1665 Жыл бұрын
That's the new normal. I literally live at my Storage Sorter's entrance
@isaacbrown2381 Жыл бұрын
Cap
@msn_70 Жыл бұрын
🧢
@DanielBober-zx7ys Жыл бұрын
5:31 is so funny because I am from Poland 😂😂😂😂
@xaviermendoza8261 Жыл бұрын
1:45: Laughs in bedrock edition
@IsabelleBourque-q4p2 ай бұрын
Laughs in Minecraft creative mode)
@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132 Жыл бұрын
0:45 Tame a Carnotaurus and teach it to hunt wild animals and humanoids.
@aquaangel_ Жыл бұрын
2:06 the warden “ am I a joke to you? “
@LightOutOFStock Жыл бұрын
Glad too see people making minecraft story mode memes
@ShuckleMan-qq6os Жыл бұрын
0:46 That’s easy… Giving dogs actual bones, no seriously, look it up.
@ShuckleMan-qq6os Жыл бұрын
Also, 7:15 why would you post something so controversial yet so brave?
@Kecplier Жыл бұрын
2:18 What others see: diorite What i see: DIOrite
@brandonball5063 Жыл бұрын
@12:10 I have absolutely no clue what that British officer has to do with Reggie the mouse.
@Ian_Paneque Жыл бұрын
same lol maybe it's the same voice actor?
@1.-ulysses334 Жыл бұрын
After doing the bare minimum of research I assume that it is because both characters are named Reggie. Also I had no idea what that mouse was and now I hate the guy who made the meme.
@brandonball5063 Жыл бұрын
@@1.-ulysses334 Ah. Didn't know the Minecraft guy was named Reggie. Also, Reggie the mouse isn't necessarily bad, he's just a very niche taste.
@DethFaux Жыл бұрын
6:16 Me when I walk around everywhere with a sword in a single player peaceful world because I look cool
@Majora404err01r Жыл бұрын
4:58 me who see's it as a watch tower.
@Darkspartan2244 Жыл бұрын
4:44 that 1st one looks like a good cookie
@lyhnk Жыл бұрын
13:40 unless ur in an SMP *The 2 people out there in the world that have friends's mental healths *drop**
@rockkaleb3235 Жыл бұрын
6:35 oh god please save us
@mendovuls Жыл бұрын
Enderman: what is something legal to do in minecraft but not in real life Me: finishing an endangered species (ender dragon) Stealing from villages Forced work (villager farms) Excessive deforestation maybe Demolition without a permit Murder (what did the villagers do to you) Depending on if minecraft is set in medieval time, witchcraft and last but not least, taking people captive to force good trades out of them.
@deadlydingus1138 Жыл бұрын
Unethical livestock farming Overfishing Killing polar bears Going to Hell Vandalism Carrying a sword in public Arson And, my personal favorite, Owning a comically large amount of wolves
@strangecolouredbird Жыл бұрын
I present: the names on the gravestones in my Minecraft graveyard. RIP Geoffrey the pirate sheep. Shot by PineappleKG2000 RIP Jerry the villager Eaten by zombies RIP Zeke the strider Died before we could finish his ####### house RIP Ben the horse Wouldn't get in the boat so we stripped him and left him in the wilderness RIP Mr Fluffywiskers Kidnapped from a kind witch and either was left sitting somewhere or drowned we don't know Room for rent
@Tortue_Cyborg Жыл бұрын
F4 does something, it reminds you how easy going to the nether used to be
@shango4651 Жыл бұрын
YES!
@Ethorai_Astralis Жыл бұрын
what?
@THED.O.A.T Жыл бұрын
@@Ethorai_Astralis in the old Minecraft , you could spawn a nether portal with F4.
@M22LocustGuy Жыл бұрын
I call enchantment table "That table whats making tools shiny"
@jacobcox4565 Жыл бұрын
5:26 It's because this portal isn't made of glowstone. It looks like it was made with yellow concrete.
@fallenkingdom-zd8xh Жыл бұрын
1:49 Bedrock wither: Am I a joke to you?
@evanderminecraft7381 Жыл бұрын
6:48 That is relatable. As soon as I boot up Minecraft Bedrock (I have java but haven't played it in a while) the CPU fans start humming and the bottom of my laptop heats up to 30°C (86°F) within seconds.
@Drakence Жыл бұрын
5:00 that's definitely a wizard's tower
@matthews8531 Жыл бұрын
4:10 the new update does kinda suck for 1 reason harder to get netherite but it definitely is fair
@cory_and_co Жыл бұрын
12:54 I miss when you could use gold blocks to make notch apples
@daghanyilmaz9855 Жыл бұрын
0:41 Answer:War Crimes
@the_explorer4600 Жыл бұрын
0:35 You didn't need to call me out like this. 10:38 Make that TNT minecarts on an activator rail and you have instant death. (Only works on java.)
@lucaedgecombe7565 Жыл бұрын
1:15 it actually does something but you also have to press Alt to do it
@apolloremerez3490 Жыл бұрын
Deforestation 0:42
@k-boomPlays Жыл бұрын
"you had one job cat" Checks out
@poisonroizon2001 Жыл бұрын
Random person: Whats one thing thats legal in minecraft but illegal in real life. Me: "Murdering a bunch of baby villagers"
@killerqueen721 Жыл бұрын
Normal:God Apple Unique: notch Apple Me: heaven ascended Apple
@shango4651 Жыл бұрын
Me: E-gap
@Xavierthestickman Жыл бұрын
2:15 but you know what i hate? People who say they hate diorite, andesite and granite
@genevievegelinas4497 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, diorite goes well with a lot of blocks and andesite is great for gradients.
6:22 First, take the crafting table slot and move it to the bottom, second,
@30THMAN. Жыл бұрын
Table Of Enchanting/Enchantment : *There Is Another* 9:34
@dogday1 Жыл бұрын
5:34 relatable, I built a whole forest in super flat world, looked amazing, forgot it existed for a while, I also covered two giant mountains with nothing but moss. also forgot it existed for a while. I remembered the moss one while looking back at old recordings, there was one with me finishing it up and touring it lol, I should upload it to yt someday....
@Rozaz175 Жыл бұрын
If a creeper kill a cat... I'm gonna be scared.
@mono__35 Жыл бұрын
Not a castle, not a church, but a cathedral
@FillioNotHere Жыл бұрын
*answering enderman*: drinking milk to heal poison
@FunkeeMC Жыл бұрын
5:29 guy should've put water instead 💀💀💀
@YourBoySunburst Жыл бұрын
5:45 as a keep inventory player, this is true
@THED.O.A.T Жыл бұрын
0:41 Opening a portal to hell.
@Bobert2314 Жыл бұрын
11:17 Minecraft and Terraria: no no no no no no wait wait wait
@BIONGAFT_PHIGHTING Жыл бұрын
0:45 breeding animals without government permission
@Tallisar Жыл бұрын
9:36 -- "Table of Enchanting"
@neBen_ Жыл бұрын
6:36 Minecraft Legends Players?
@mreggs3731 Жыл бұрын
I'm making a weapon, but there is nothing for it to destroy.
@deadlydingus1138 Жыл бұрын
8:58 What about smite?
@sabarathore5174 Жыл бұрын
8:30 But endermen are 4 blocks high and the one in thins picture is barely too big.
@Maybe_sen_N Жыл бұрын
9:35 Magic table: There is another
@FakeAdirTV Жыл бұрын
Witchcraft bench: hello there
@AbyssalGuy5 Жыл бұрын
Bro the cat died to a creeper the cat had one FREAKING JOB
@mreggs3731 Жыл бұрын
3:44 wait, is that Markiplier's first home in Minecraft?
@natebrown796810 ай бұрын
0:40 stealing gold from pigs
@markreddog6514 Жыл бұрын
9:36 Expensive table
@Lada-cq2lr Жыл бұрын
1:21 F4 does something but it needs to be paired with F3 tho so technically its true [Except older versions]
@dasmarinasshort67166 ай бұрын
Time stamp 5:00 Throne room There is yet another
@retroguy3344 Жыл бұрын
0:42 Slavery and Mass genocide, just to name a couple
@_Sunflower_Field_ Жыл бұрын
''God apple,, 👎 ''Notch apple,, 👍 Me : ''Gapple,, 😀👌
@Executioner2611 Жыл бұрын
9:06 smite has left the chat 💀💀💀
@IcyEnderman Жыл бұрын
3:20 enchanted golden apple
@the_marketplace407 Жыл бұрын
9:36 table of enchants
@ThePersonWhoAsked2137 Жыл бұрын
RIP cat, he tried.
@mergenminecraft423 Жыл бұрын
11:47 bruh thats just irl amethyst but rectangle
@rockkaleb3235 Жыл бұрын
3:08 I MEAN ITS TRUE THO WE GOT IT LAST WEEK FINALLY
@IcyEnderman Жыл бұрын
7:50 wither on story mode:
@MAZT3RM1ND-578 Жыл бұрын
0:45 Reforming N A Z I Germany
@johnnywick2460 Жыл бұрын
2:10 keep in mind this was the Java wither, the bedrock one.
@jeeby7117 Жыл бұрын
6:24 As a minecraft dungoens player I can confirm this is true Edit: wait for it
@KillerKhaotic939 Жыл бұрын
0:40 villager breeders
@Draakje69 Жыл бұрын
10:18 The story mode wither is the same as the bedrock one So… We bedrock players are gods when making a beacon?
@FakeAdirTV Жыл бұрын
9:20 novody said "in minecraft"
@MMonia77 Жыл бұрын
1:16, but f4 with alt does a thing at least
@gec101 Жыл бұрын
0:42 murder
@mixomarkozasvili5152 Жыл бұрын
Cats dont trigger creepers so the only way a cat can die to one is with the players stupidness
@reddoorstudios7103 Жыл бұрын
What monster makes leather armor first
@EvilrobotAM Жыл бұрын
Legend tells that only those legendary kind hearted soldiers that can tell that the figure is a mutant zombie from the mutant mobs mod of minecraft will become gods
@Drago2168 Жыл бұрын
Elder Guardian isn't a boss because it doesn't have a health bar
@StupiidLuciid Жыл бұрын
1:43 Bedrock players crying intensifies
@S3DON21 Жыл бұрын
0:40 War crimes
@halfblood_drag0n Жыл бұрын
little does my fbi agent know, im his FBI anget. oh crap he's coming remember me
@susanmeadows1188 Жыл бұрын
0:06 The Trump, Biden, and Obama crossover
@jaydenhamelton8546 Жыл бұрын
4:21 pathetic 257 LECTERNS BROKEN, NO MENDING
@Lavenderflowergacha Жыл бұрын
isn't it like the clerics laboratory? it has the potion thing
@Shingodzillaguy Жыл бұрын
java players in bedrock: how do i get wood bedrock players in java: to ez ive beet the gaame 20 times now
@utahspredator5205 Жыл бұрын
0:57 PIXEL GUN(chain starts here)
@frtnac2948 Жыл бұрын
PIXEL GUN
@loganadams3059 Жыл бұрын
8:48 excuse me, did that just say protagonist when he is the antagonist
@Noober269 Жыл бұрын
Pillagers are the main antagonist right?
@hopperchopperstudio3685 Жыл бұрын
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