Minecraft Players are too fast...

#shorts
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[@BentOffical]

join the discord to play on the server :) discord.com/invite/JwDxzpXAcB

[@walnut8197]

62k dayum you actually will have 100k in a bit

[@xjdkdndnhzndjfndndnnd5506]

Got an elytra my first day lmao

[@xjdkdndnhzndjfndndnnd5506]

Pennyy was here

[@angiemartinez8159]

No

[@nicolefernandez3554]

U need to stop you'll almost getting banned

[@therealsan5683]

"i made a torture chamber and called it slowing progress down"

[@therealsan5683]

@@MonthlyMotivation why tf would i bot likes? thats literally a waste on a comment 💀

[@perryperry7257]

lol

[@goober130]

@@MonthlyMotivation they didn't this stuff happens

[@therealsan5683]

bro deleted his comment

[@MrBiplaneDude]

@@therealsan5683 what did he say

[@25kBuda]

"And it worked" Everyone left 💀

[@sorceryofsandbox]

Yeah cuz it's impossible lol.

[@stolenchaser]

2k likes and only 2 replies??? imma change it

[@david33h4]

2.2k likes and less than 10 replies? Work together to change that, guys

[@klaskeyone]

That's the point Also 2.3k likes and 4 replies? Imma change that

[@Gaslightingprofessional]

I breathe co², please help me

[@nathanreed3550]

Bro got outsmarted 4 times and had enough 💀💀

[@Stupid_Lil_Guy]

Fr

[@unitaryyt2750]

398 likes and 1 comment ? let me fix this

[@rafaelkeanukristanto8530]

💀

[@craigmarduk5805]

Thats me on admin against my brother in ark

[@yellowjohn1762]

Bro forgot we have creeper

[@Thelongesthandle_ever]

Alternate title : how to have no friends³

[@Jeyansh_Dhanuka]

That's also cubed 😂😂😂

[@charadreemurr4951]

“Why is no one joining the server? I thought I made it fun!” -Bent

[@ReaverBolt]

​@@blade3232how is it fuckingg cringe

[@RealWyub]

@@blade3232 how?

[@heorfromomori]

​@@blade3232 how

[@internetexplorer217]

@@blade3232 how so?

[@Ayush_Tiwari._.]

@@blade3232 you're cringe though

[@futuristicbus61]

“What do you mean you guys don’t want to play?”

[@idekanymorefr]

LMAO FR

[@CollectMyP4ges]

Ikr?? This entire server just seems so boring 😭

[@futuristicbus61]

@@CollectMyP4ges right?!

[@WMWMWMWMMWMWWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMW]

Fr

[@dontmindme55]

Fr like it's impossible anyways

[@branflakescereal4174]

“So I broke their legs, broke their arms, blinded them, and they finally had to slow down.”

[@Larsen_illustrations]

Honestly the fact that they were so smart to get that far was impressive

[@idrissidk]

Wait we can't break arms and legs in Minecraft

[@msanlop1228]

​@@idrissidk with enough wit maybe you can, probably not in minecraft but through minecraft

[@JocelynAlmaden-l4n]

​@@idrissidk r/woosh

[@Seannn.]

Me who has never even gotten full diamond armour in survival "PLAYERS PROGRESS TOO FAST 🤡"

[@Eggeddie]

I've only ever got a diamond pickaxe lol

[@MetalBat_7088_Editz]

I've only got iron armour (full) 💀😭

[@jaydenthenaughty6342]

I only have full iron armor and a diamond pickaxe

[@johnmonroe8557]

Probably because you have a life, unlike others

[@liltimmy109]

@@johnmonroe8557dude what I’ve only been playing for a couple months and I can already get full enchanted diamond armor and tools within 2 hours of joining a new world

[@DarkTrix1145]

meanwhile me on day 15: *trying to figure out what wood to use for my floor*

[@sxarsfade]

Sameeee

[@nick72486]

Dirt

[@rachii276]

FR

[@compactpizza6337]

Ye

[@edgarbug-atan4781]

Same

[@Huhh.........]

"And it didn't work!" "So I just banned everyone"

[@Raiden0944]

"And it also didn't work! They used alts." "So instead i deleted the server."

[@АндрійЛотиш-ф4х]

​@@Raiden0944 "And it also didn't work!" "They hosted a new server on the same ip"

[@anticringefbi8153]

I don't even know what tf is happening here

[@EndosArtBox]

​@@АндрійЛотиш-ф4х "And it also *also* didnt work, so I contacted Minecraft staff to ban them!"

[@spider-soniczilla2989]

​@@EndosArtBox That also didn't work, so I hired a hitman to take them out.

[@juciefruut8433]

“The game isn’t hard enough so I’ll just make it unplayable”

[@aslassin]

It's way too easy but the players are just too good.

[@Jetrhoisdumb]

1k likes and only 1 comments let's fix that

[@BaconBota3c]

I die to drowneds on the first day 😭😭😭😭

[@AverageImp]

bro honestly that just isn't fun fr

[@MouldMadeMind]

2B2T mindset

[@mineportaltoplay2712]

Remove trade with villagers ⛔ Increase damage from dragon⛔ Remove the desire to play✅

[@Dwarfgourami]

I thought he was gonna make it fun or something, but no, he didn't even try 💀💀💀

[@nevascalange3091]

I thought that he was going to mod minecraft to slow down its progress

[@bendavis8505]

Nah dude he just turned it into probably the most annoying server ever lmfao

[@lavenderDolfin]

​@@nevascalange3091 Same here

[@wasdkug_tr]

Would play it ironicly ngl

[@kennexsworld]

Fax

[@rosarosarosarosa321]

Bro just created North Korea in Minecraft 💀

[@devious_balls]

💀

[@darthkroc770]

I bet that the admins are like North Korean generals, not having the effects and have lots of food

[@Superseidguy]

Nah jit trippin

[@QuadSazer]

you mean ohio?

[@plushluigi7417]

​@@QuadSazer 😐

[@epicmusic7918]

North Korea's been real quiet after this video launched.

[@prajwalbhoir7994]

💀

[@hyperion882]

blow up this comment

[@prajwalbhoir7994]

@@hyperion882 ok

[@prajwalbhoir7994]

@@hyperion882 how?

[@bishoprudinn28]

💀💀

[@iwynberata2485]

How moms expect when they say "just pause it"

[@dynamitebeastgaming7720]

Me on my 100th day: i need more iron to find some diamonds that i can’t find

[@bananaboyeats593]

Relatable same happens to me

[@chillgamer3171]

Same, i dont rush the game

[@ivangregoriomeza6178]

Average bedrock player No I'm not insulting them because I'm pe and have never beat the game

[@Huawei_360]

That's me lol

[@fannybanksfb]

​@@ivangregoriomeza6178 same

[@PluralBad9o1]

"I got mad at my viewers for having a brain, so I threw nukes at them."

[@NX-Delta]

fr

[@kennexsworld]

Kim jong un in a nutshell

[@TheNoobKingTM]

​@@kennexsworld bro finna get assassinated by North Korea 💀

[@kennexsworld]

@@TheNoobKingTM true

[@darthjarjar2742]

​@@kennexsworld you don't sound opposed

[@boredpancake418]

"I wanted to slow their progress down so I made it impossible" 🤡

[@Travvypattyy]

No need to take it so seriously

[@anthonygamer-do6vw]

Ya know, you're not wrong

[@luvsparkzz]

If people are playing it, clearly they find it fun

[@ethanweimer-kopf6907]

Bro it's a joke come down

[@MembiZaBusCat]

@@ethanweimer-kopf6907 come down where?

[@Gokuknows]

"Players are progressing too fast nowadays so it has to stop" Maybe he should have played his own SMP and see what happens to him, maybe he would have the same PTSD as those speedrunners

[@babackorama3230]

This is the equivalent of “I tried to stop a criminal running away by flicking a ball of paper in front of him. Once that didn’t work, I tried to get a few cops on foot to chase him. My last ditch effort was to alert every single navy and army base around the world on his whereabouts and have 17 helicopters in pursuit with 50000 troops covering the borders of the country”

[@jessiah6335]

I completely agree bro escalated so quickly

[@ichao354]

Your profile makes it better

[@kingchiefwastaken]

Wouldn’t you do the same?

[@kingchiefwastaken]

It’s the only logical conclusion

[@happyraincloud4516]

​@@kingchiefwastakenmans speaking FAX

[@Venomousnack]

Meanwhile me: on my 2,456 day still building my house on my survival island because it’s for a KZbin video Edit: uh… I didn’t expect this to be up top…

[@Cinarkrs]

Thats my hause place found time

[@alonzochayanguya8655]

Nice

[@oashky]

me too, except i actually have fun playing minecraft unlike 98% of the playerbase

[@SHubGotTalent]

BUT, u only have uploaded 43 Videos Till Now, lmao

[@Whatsbludoing]

Ronaldo acting to song meme with huggy wuggy song on💀

[@glaka939]

"And it worked!" 'Hey, where did everyone go?'

[@lilibetharellano7241]

200 likes and 1 comment ill fix that

[@reflectivegaming9979]

216 likes and only 2 comments? I’ll fix that

[@lexroqgaming6695]

225 likes and 3 comments? Lemme fix that

[@C.DFootball]

haha no more chain

[@Danihacs]

Lmao 😂

[@MichaelMassingham-l8d]

"Minecraft players progress way too quickly" Me who takes a week of intense, long time playing a world to mine one diamond: yeah, true

[@chilledburrito]

“Then, I cut their hands off”

[@jedigamerjoe530]

“So then they couldn’t play anymore” 💀

[@msanlop1228]

and make them open a zip bomb saying it's a pack of mods for the server so their pc explodes, killing them

[@happybirthdaytonoone]

1942

[@chilledburrito]

@@happybirthdaytonoone Yikers.

[@dampesthydra7422]

You didn't slow them, you just made it impossible to progress. It's like telling someone that they're going to going through an obstacle course but you just shoot them in the leg, it's just not the same thing

[@mynameisjoedahand3008]

W anology

[@wowowoaoaoahwiwheueh]

Not to mention that if I have to sleep and end my life in the game every few seconds and just jump all the time It would feel like homework instead of playing

[@Flipp80596]

I mean, maybe milk would’ve worked

[@UnbreakingSOUL]

Lol

[@stationVgames]

​@@wowowoaoaoahwiwheueh does it really feel like playing if your progressing quickly?Thats called speedrunning, less of a fun shit and more of a try hard type of shit, Where was life back then?Where we all played together for fun in games

[@SwanDoodle-i9x]

Me on day 50: Still wandering around trying to find a flat terrain to build on and a wolf to tame

[@thelucidjester8544]

Bro finally I meet someone like me, like I'm not bad but I just want a flat terrain and just always have bad luck when finding one. Thank you my good sir for this comment 🫡

[@ae0lus217]

Me who spends 3 hours making flat terrain with a shovel 🫡

[@thelucidjester8544]

@@ae0lus217 I mean I do the same thing but more or so with touch ups rather than doing it on a large scale mad respect bro 🥂(︶^︶)

[@SwanDoodle-i9x]

Pov:in the end you just go on creative mode!

[@SwanDoodle-i9x]

@@thelucidjester8544 I'm a girl😂

[@FlameingPanda]

Im on like day 70-80 (and episode 9 recorded) and i barly have iron armor and some diamond tools

[@asagothe_fander]

That is a recipe for everyone leaving an SMP and never returning.

[@alphatheprotogen]

true

[@NemripNGC]

200th like

[@KyloRen-2010]

Facts

[@timmythestingray1937]

If you wanna make minecraft hard. It's not that HARD. Just also make sure to make it fun to find ways to beat it. This is one of those times where it's way to hard and not fun to find solutions.

[@Strikereureka626]

Yep

[@CattoTPO]

*me sitting in a hole because I couldn’t get the wool fast enough to make a bed on the first day:*

[@Hamilton_lover11]

IKRRR

[@Blazcier]

I FEEL THIS

[@PartyAnimal14]

So true😂

[@CaSe-uv1iy]

Yes

[@devouresko]

Facts tho, facts

[@jakereich2080]

"As a last ditch effort i banned everyone from the server... and it worked!"

[@RICISTHE1]

LMAO

[@Clone_of_Darth_Revan]

😂

[@Keeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

“People progress through Minecraft too fast!” “Instead of rebalancing the game and it’s progression I’ll make asinine and annoying changes to make it unfun!”

[@danieltube6344]

That’s on Mojang to make the game fun again, not this guy, this video is dumb but I disagree that he could’ve done what you said

[@manuelboni5064]

Yeah man you re right

[@frost-tm1rx]

true, you need the game to be still fun

[@Frostyy_y14]

Jesus christ, you know he prolly TOLD the members that it was gonna be shitty. And those that joined knew that it was gonna be pretty hard.

[@TheJinx64]

@@Frostyy_y14 its not pretty hard it’s impossible

[@Oakship166]

"Nothing worked so I just broke every bone in their body."

[@Stoopid726]

The definition of “Why are there no people online?”

[@mariafesaura583]

Man there is no comments exept me…but SO MANY LIKES LIKE WHAT

[@Stickmansmech]

@@mariafesaura583ikr

[@ryukaipie]

Me on the 5th day and still building my house: "ahh yes, the life of a builder"

[@Mini_Noob22]

Me on the 34th finishing my house

[@mandude7358]

Me on the 50th day finishing my guest house knowing full well no one is going to use it.

[@Epicperson980]

me on my 250 day: hmm, i think i dtill need some more dogs.......

[@ryukaipie]

I actually died in my hardcore world yesterday:(

[@tacticabbage]

Me who plays with my aunt and just enjoys the game, jokes around and makes fun tests with items we find sometimes

[@VitroYT]

That ain't slowing down progress, that's stopping it entirely

[@kennexsworld]

Fax

[@Skeleton_Stealer]

Alternate title: I bullied my viewers

[@ThePit.]

Placing a bed, dying, rejoining the game so the mobs despawn = continue progress

[@PiggyFan2822]

“I made it so they all got *Slowness* etc etc…” “Didn’t you already try slowness?”🗿

[@maxspyke5606]

For the last one couldn’t they just drink milk

[@CheeseGamer1269]

@@maxspyke5606 that’s what I was thinking

[@HarryplaysOMG4]

@@maxspyke5606 what about that warden

[@ross-km7fz]

​@@HarryplaysOMG4 CTRL on a high spot over lava

[@eee2162]

@@ross-km7fz wardens are immune to lava and they have a new sonic boom attack

[@thiscommonsinkt3367]

There's a fine line between making progress slow and making progress impossible

[@Ayden-l2k]

minecraft mised the line

[@DeertickDaniel]

@@Ayden-l2kthey went the wrong way

[@GuardianSyncs]

Ain’t no way you don’t realize this is satire…

[@ExvinityYT]

"People progress through Minecraft too quickly" I'm still trying to find diamonds 💀

[@logged.in.]

Bruh fr I've been playing for so long I've only found diamonds once

[@bladeray1014]

Just get some villagers for tools and armor 😂

[@kropstapyt2047]

@@logged.in. I haven't found diamonds in 8 years, in all of my minecraft playthroughs I've never found diamonds

[@daniaalimrankhan6580]

​@@kropstapyt2047 Same

[@berthamcdurtha8554]

​@@bladeray1014 bruh they should remove those trades except mending but make mending really hard to trade for ez fix

[@botondsuto9353]

This turned quickly into dark souls 3💀

[@londonaishi6790]

i cant even find diamonds by myself 💀

[@niper_codm8968]

Me too in my 100 days world

[@jacobb9876]

Bruh go in a cave

[@thesfsplayer6882]

Me who can't even fight a zombies (I scared)

[@itsmerememberme1705]

now i am wondering if you are me

[@sweden1644]

Same

[@quidaledingle8821]

bro literally tortured his fans. imagine trying to get obsidian then suddenly you have mining fatigue 100 and a warden suddenly spawned outta nowhere 💀

[@KrishKD]

And you have weakness 100 and slowness 100💀

[@ECWPlays]

They're killing the Ender Dragon on day 3? At that point, I'm still building my damn house. 💀

[@spider-soniczilla2989]

Building your house? I'm still look for a place to build a house.

[@ECWPlays]

@@spider-soniczilla2989 Damn, I know that feeling.

[@jj-ce8bb]

Remember when the ender dragon was feared

[@spider-soniczilla2989]

@@jj-ce8bb Yep, now he's a joke who speed runners casual beat in under an hour.

[@ppstar87]

@@spider-soniczilla2989i’m still looking for a good outpost to steal….i’ve been sleeping in a tree for a week now 😭😭

[@Wild-Card07]

Meanwhile, Grian is on his new pier fishing.

[@spulcipher7131]

"I got tired of my family members walking into my room and leaving without closing the door, so I chopped off their legs so the couldn't walk into my room anymore"

[@itsmetheguywhoask]

😂😂😂 why though?

[@maksiukryd4986]

Milk bucket: " *Am I a joke to you?* "

[@MineBloxStudios_]

I don't think milk can negate a repeating command block...

[@poofless3214]

@@MineBloxStudios_ repeats every 3 minutes. not every second

[@becjed1701]

​@Wilhelmina_hag they can, he only said they can't eat cus of hunger making eating usless

[@amitatamang9434]

​@@poofless3214 Mineblox did not even said second or minute

[@poofless3214]

@@amitatamang9434 and I quote "as a last ditch effort, every 3 minutes, a random player dies, warden spawns, everyone gets mining fatigue 100 slowness 100 blindness 100, and it worked" yes he did say every 3 minutes the only way for milk not to work would be if the command was triggered every second or similar

[@dawg363]

this gives the vibe of "I fought a new born and won"

[@Yagami_Editzzz]

Mojang : How Hard Do You Want It To Be Bent : Yes

[@iqraahmed830]

Me on my 6-month Minecraft world who hasn't found one diamond: *Visible Depression*

[@lixon30fps]

Sammeeeee

[@TafieHttyd]

Same 😂

[@pengu606]

6 months and no diamonds is insane

[@express00]

3 Days: I HAVE STONE

[@kimbaldun]

New cave update would be almost impossible to not find atleast 1 diamond in your world

[@catsukebutwith1extralimb329]

That's not for making them having a slow progress in the game, that's just pure tyranny lmao

[@professionalfurret]

You call it tyranny, I call it a little mischief

[@lilkeeper5128]

@@professionalfurretI call it torture

[@fruitycat33]

Meanwhile I'm spending a day building a house, a second day improving and furnishing the house, and spending the third finding the perfect flowers for my flower pots 😭

[@Mo0n_L1ght03]

For real though, me spending lots of time to build a base😂

[@lv_tube3086]

Meanwhile me spending 3 days to get diamonds 💀😑😓

[@SoggyToast506]

Me building my base… mining and building redstone farms and afk farms 😂

[@OneDot3916]

Sameee 😅

[@darkentity3023]

Me too The 60th day.. Wow! I got sharpness 3 from enchanting table on an iron sword!! Day 90: finally I'm having a full diamond armour now! Let's enchant it.. Day 150: I got protection 1 in my leggings and helmet and protection 2 on Chestplate and boots..

[@NightDagger620]

Dr.Seuss has been real quiet since this channel started 😂😂

[@Thecridmeister]

*turns everyone into Hellen fucking Keller* “oh Lookie it worked”

[@SeclusiveSage13]

Underrated comment^💀😭😭

[@aryades]

HELLEN KELLER LMAOOOO

[@angelaaresu7922]

Me who got diamond armor after 2 months and never has crafted netherite in a survival world because the nether is scary

[@ar_mo_ri]

Same bro

[@Alexander91227]

It's been one year and I still don't have diamonds

[@angelaaresu7922]

@@Alexander91227 wait how tf

[@somoneontheinternjet3757]

Hell yeah brother

[@logandelpvlogs5865]

Same

[@defectivetoaster]

Me, who just does random ‘chores’ around my base: 😀

[@di4mnd409]

you might like new horizons, that’s basically all you do in that game anyways (no offense, i love acnh)

[@defectivetoaster]

@@di4mnd409 i have that game, very enjoyable 👍

[@sarah-x9d2m]

“The players were doing too good, so I crippled them”

[@vuelle9816]

Homie had to record the last part himself because everyone left

[@Nizzz01]

fr

[@epicgamer2906z]

"you were so preoccupied with figuring out whether you can do it, you didn't stop to consider whether you should."

[@scar0six750]

who made this quote

[@7mzam7md48]

​​@@scar0six750 Dr Ian Malcolm

[@LayeredKnot9190]

"It worked" "No shit sherlock"

[@Thetruthspeaker578]

"You want to have fun? TOOO BAD!"

[@GlutzTBH]

Me on day one : sitting in a hole at night with stone tools

[@AngelRhythmOfficial]

Warden: Hello there

[@thethree13o]

yeah me too

[@lucaaaas11]

bro passes 24 hours inside a hole

[@AGemyBoi]

Same

[@GUNZO_CODMYT]

exactly

[@ThedeepseadragonMsM]

Alternative title:how i lost 90% of my members on discord

[@Endergirl-xz7qi]

Me on my 100th day still hiding in the ground at night without a home 💀

[@Vegetable-main8211]

literally me though, I haven't even found iron yet

[@psinha3098]

When he gives me effect slowness The milk:

[@mohbis]

bro just straight up kills them every 3 minutes ☠️

[@unmysticaldude]

Me on day 20: "Yeah, this seems like a nice place to build a small house and never log in this world again"

[@totallynormalindividual6190]

All fun and games until your save gets corrupted 🥳🪄

[@halfblood_drag0n]

mans really getting maxed armour before killing the dragon

[@sd4n]

me who’s on the 234th day of hardcore and haven’t finished my house yet-…

[@Frosty_Gaming100]

Same lol

[@nmapogvr5669]

Me on my 75th day still getting iron tools

[@mirai8584]

Me who is on my 40th attempt of Hardcore because i always die of stupid things

[@ilaldkxb]

bro how are you counting

[@sd4n]

@@ilaldkxb i don’t know the exact number but i know it’s been a very very very long time since i created the world

[@Afydvg2]

Bro playing undertale music in a minecraft video 💀

[@Scarbrine]

Bro didn't just slow their progress, he stopped it.

[@chriskar7337]

One bucket of milk and he would be forced to actually kill them irl

[@bronzor971]

But there is a warden

[@muhammadadammikhail3908]

@@bronzor971 warden are slow asf

[@bronzor971]

@@muhammadadammikhail3908 their beam

[@Singularity_Kp]

I can’t even get full *IRON* armour on the first day💀

[@maryasefa179]

Bruh your wayy too far,like full iorn armour ON THE FIRST DAY,i don't think I ever made a full iorn set 🤣

[@aaronrouge]

Same man

[@ColtRueffer]

Fr

[@Animato_Ziro]

and i cannot even find coal ore on the second day💀

[@ErlindaTorrez]

Same

[@ISSAMXD]

it didn't slow them down, it made everyone quit the server 💀

[@P3ACEEE]

My boy, just getting iron takes me a full 1,000 day playthrough, multiple wars, and realizing the real treasure was the friends we made a long the way Edit: Holy shit this comment blew up ty guys 🙃

[@iamaryan6187]

the one pieceeewa one piecewaaa is realllllll

[@Most_Valuable_Player]

fr

[@moji3812]

Fr

[@God-xx9dw]

Bold of you assume you even have a real one

[@castipro]

"The Friends we made along the way" That one kid: Roblos?!?!? GIB FREE ROBOX

[@mellosus1632]

"Tell me you're afraid of not being able to keep up without telling me you're afraid of not being able to keep up."

[@Stupid_alien_cat311]

“Bro these guys are too good This shall help” *removes senses and murders them*

[@abmi-r1i]

"WHy iS nO oNe OnLIne?" Makes a fucking torture chamber

[@johnclough3199]

“I wanted to slow down their progress, so I made it impossible to progress”

[@AutisticGastrodon]

Meanwhile, it's like day 90, and I still haven't finished my house

[@mysingingpopcat]

TRUE

[@tnytmytx]

fr

[@aaronlopez2365]

I still live in the same cave ever since I started the world 😭

[@Swaggywashere]

It’s day 5000 I haven’t got diamond armor yet

[@kirshunreal9333]

Yeah it took the same to build my house and i just die atleast 10 times when caving and nether exploring 😢

[@i_no812]

Me on my 3 millionth day still trying to figure out how do I go in caves without immediately running out and being scared

[@sarahroland8470]

Ya same man if I go in caves I just turn down my sound all the way

[@megamckaren9042]

RELATABLE

[@archanadhote7753]

SO MUCH RELATABLE

[@RealCrimsonYT]

Me not being able to survive first day lmao

[@1-19-19]

Meanwhile me: can't even make a house though the first night

[@leipaherra6789]

This is so true

[@Xx_petergriffin_xX]

Skill issue

[@CoCgobbler]

Bro I just dig a hole and sit there for 10 minutes

[@christinewhoyt]

dig a hole 2 block high hole even if this is dangerous now.

[@jamesR5573]

Bro really made it his mission to prevent anyone from beating minecraft

[@sandiswashange7070]

from PLAYING it in general

[@american_duolingo]

meanwhile me on my fourth day only in a dirt hole

[@rusky7291]

He probably mean real live day's not in game day

[@american_duolingo]

@@rusky7291 no i meant real live game and im still building a house made out of dirt for 2 months

[@rusky7291]

@@american_duolingo what in the hell of God you doing

[@american_duolingo]

@@rusky7291 im using a mod

[@american_duolingo]

@@rusky7291 it's an extreme difficulty mod

[@JordHaj]

Me on day 26: still trying to find the perfect spot for my shoebox house

[@Kian-m3j]

Bro became Kim Jong un in Minecraft 💀

[@neprinadervogelweid1803]

I miss the old days when we watched a person slowly play minecraft and enjoy it like the game it was.

[@System_4045]

''they played the game so i spawned several wardens 😀''

[@SushanthEmpire52YT]

Me who can't even get coal for torches and have to steal it from villages:

[@joerrelgiangarcia8097]

"I got mad at my discord members by being too fast, so i tortured them"

[@eefy4216]

Who is gonna tell him this won't work out?

[@hyphen__]

I take my sweet, sweet time on my worlds. I see so many people speeding through the game, not taking time to appreciate it.

[@dragongirl7230]

We have something in common. Everytime I play Minecraft with my brother, he is insistent on progressing and doesn’t take the time to build

[@amusedapple4933]

Bro if you wanna bro let’s play together

[@amusedapple4933]

Whenever I play on my fans server they all get full prot 4 gear in like a day, it’s boring, I like building a nice house and sometimes mining for gear

[@kopz77]

let em play how they want and enjoy the game how they want

[@papadkumar2669]

Minecraft was never made to challenge players too kill the ender dragon. It was about the open ended world where the players can do whatever they want so the game really started after beating the dragon.

[@pocketmarcy6990]

If you want a game with balanced progression, just play terraria

[@gamer9smith]

@@pocketmarcy6990Honestlyyyy I love terraria

[@Baller7W]

To be fair, I’m on day 52, and I’m still scared of the nether

[@MrCustardio]

That just sounds like pain, and it’s not really slowing their progress, it’s stopping their progress

[@pasteyboi9918]

Me who’s only found one diamond ever in survival and has been playing Minecraft for 7 years and still hasn’t ever beaten it yet 💀

[@susibaka9188]

bruh me too i haven't beaten minecraft for tears without using cheats 💀

[@susibaka9188]

years*

[@ThreeletterIGN]

@@susibaka9188 you should definately try it, it is honestly really fun to do a playthrough

[@callmeb337]

Bruh I been playing it since it released on the 360 I still ain’t made it to the end without cheats😂

[@ThreeletterIGN]

@@callmeb337 Yeah, i have been playing in like 6 years and i only started trying to beat the dragon recently. I started a realm with my brother a few months ago and i think thats the first world where i actually beat it legit

[@averagedelta]

I know this is long, but please just read. For the first part, the reason we progress so fast is because we have more information available to us. The general minecraft atmosphere over the past few years has been "go fast or stop playing." Fast editing also doesn't help because it gives a sense of urgency that doesn't need to be there.

[@ThreeletterIGN]

I agree, everyone can play the game in different ways. Thats the point of Minecraft. You can take all the time you want

[@marcofangueiro3864]

Its just the fact that we are ogs and know how to do all this stuff the second we join a world, not everyone has this skills, but we deserve them

[@Lovethehumans]

Slow and steady wins the race.

[@win18512]

@@Lovethehumans shut please

[@Comrade_Blanc]

I feel the information coming inside of me

[@Bings_Gaming]

The fact that I never beat the ended dragon without cheats…

[@killstr3akdude]

me who can't even find some iron:

[@MsHawkMC]

Exactly

[@earnestbenjamin4172]

How in the world do you get diamond armor in one day?

[@earnestbenjamin4172]

It’s impossible for me

[@LandrixM]

One real life day

[@invinsible1987]

​@@earnestbenjamin4172villager trade