Minecraft Prank Calls: Villager Insurance!

[@MineplexOfficial]

Heres a fun prank call I filmed a while back but just now found the footage! If you want to see more prank calls leave a like! If you guys enjoy them enough I'll do more.

[@nikily09]

Parker you make me happy

[@h0nkycat818]

hi! :DDDDDD

[@jojocolors]

That was the best vid I've seen in a while

[@moivedudeRuns]

This was halrious! You made me laugh so hard! Do more of these plz! And what happened to achievement unlocked?

[@niczollow1229]

Dude I can't take it anymore, I'm dieing of laughter

[@MineplexOfficial]

If you share this video on twitter be sure to tag me in it! I'll be sure to hit you with a thank you :D

[@MaggieRenner]

I tweeted ya bud!@/lynxielynx(shameless self promo)

[@aliaanandika8793]

MY GOD THAT WAS SOOOOO HILARIOUS NICE VID bro! Jk your...your not my bro......,JK

[@lexusgordon9351]

I did too!@lexus_gordon

[@mmalecki002]

I did !!! Add me anyone (: @parkers_booty

[@milktmami444]

lol i love when he does prank calls especially when its on the cube members hahaha

[@baileydubya6779]

"Can you give me a number?" "7." I CANT STOP LAUGHING AHAHA

[@AntonioPerez-fn4hd]

same

[@gracedownes281]

Parker: "Is cabbage illegal?" Man: "No....." 😂😂😂

[@romesmith6263]

"If you are 37 they are..." Parker: "Brown"

[@thatnachomc9969]

I died 😂

[@kandykats9985]

I was crying 😂😂😂

[@TheSkinsfan2126]

Haha!😂😆😂😆😂😆

[@mentholcrystals]

"Okay so now if you're 37 they are..?" "They are... BROWN."

[@sylvialawrence9162]

You are 37 and they are brown😂😂😂😂so true

[@Evokex3]

This guy was such a good sport, I can't believe he went along with it as long as he did. This turned out a lot better than the last prank call and it was a lot funnier! Parker is amazing

[@lsemeizer1044]

Such a sport man! 😃

[@turnthepaige]

YOURE THE FUNNIEST PERSON ALIVE

[@tonilica]

Hah I can agree! He's awesome

[@zoloftstudioapartment]

Did someone hack your KZbin account Paige?

[@desireerose4659]

Paigeee

[@hainings]

u ok

[@FrankieChumber]

Yeah! He's been the funniest guy alive for the whole 9 and half years xD

[@jinception01]

They kinda fold their arms like this.... Parker, he can't see your arms, man. 😂

[@jayveritasmusic]

His accent changes from Russian to New York to Californian and back to Russian😂

[@CesarParzianello55]

He was such a good sport haha

[@ilovepurple1102]

IKR 😂

[@allnewluke1]

OMG HEY

[@jclem8767]

Kriz Playz What?

[@chimcharfan1]

Omg i was freaking crying when you started making villager noises

[@MineplexOfficial]

hur

[@TheBoltkitten]

IKR me too XD

[@dajanabrcic6951]

they are bad at signing things but they go hur if that is good enought for you.OMG I WAS LAUGHTING SOOOOO DAMN HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@PastelCubeKawaii]

Omg me Too! I started crying when he doing the villager Voice.

[@StickFiguresMaster]

I was in bed half asleep listening to him and I was thinking oh shit hes turned into a midget voiced cabbage eater XD right now: I fucking love the villager voice he did!!!! XD

[@heyitslumii]

"Can you give me a number?" "Seven" I DIED

[@MineplexOfficial]

***** This made me laugh so hard. You get my humor ma'am

[@orca3413]

"how old are you?" "i'm around 9 and a half" *pause* "is your parents aware you'll be buying life insurance today?" "oh yes they're very aware they're very supportive" "is there any medical problems that i need to be aware of?" "um he eats *a lot* i don't know if that's a medical problem uh he eats probably around 8 or 9 steak every couple hours. uh hes allergic to cactus, he can't step on cactus otherwise he gets hurt" "can you give me a number?" "a number...7" "do ya smokes?" "uh no. i smoke cabbage! does that count?" "do you chew tobacco?" "no i also chew cabbage occasionally like in salads" "what are you typing there? you typing a novel?" "are you also a jewelerist? that's amazing, you are a man of many talents!" "don't eat asparagus and we'll be alright" "no asparagus. what about cabbage? i eat lots of that" "uh is cabbage illegal?" "do we have some ages?" "ages...probably uh i don't know how long the world has been up, maybe a few months, six to eight months." "how old am i? i'm thorty sevehn but i look around 97" "okay now the villagers, if you're thirty seven, they are...?" "...brown" *_PARKER WHYD YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME PEE MYSELF MY GOD XDDD_*

[@nekored2k]

Parker next prank call. Call a doctor and tell him/her need a instant damage potion to heal your zombie :D that whould be funny

[@haleigholeary5638]

YEESSSS that would be amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@echosinthewind6483]

"You want to insure the villagers, because you might be killing them?" "Yes." Well where I come from, that is mentally crazy.

[@Sheeparesupercool278]

"i spray like crazy" xD this was GOLDEN!

[@danmilligan3070]

I believe by new terminology "this was CABBAGE!"

[@Sheeparesupercool278]

OH lelelelelelellel

[@MineplexOfficial]

I could make a golden joke hear... but I'll just go take a shower.

[@OriginalOboeHobo]

THAT WAS THE BEST REPLY PARKER HAS EVER MADE.

[@MeatStiletto]

MineplexOfficial hahahahaha crying :'D

[@DenniDavidson]

I BET THIS GUY SECRETLY PLAYS MINECRAFT

[@lanedinges1713]

Wait Parker does?

[@mckenna1687]

Lane Dinges The guy he was calling.... HAHAHA

[@ChrisMinckler]

Illuminati confirmed

[@maryfuentes9879]

XD

[@themcbros3734]

Wait, you're the guy who Parker called?

[@sdenning0125]

Congrats Parker! you are now my FAVORITE youtuber!

[@gracewilson623]

Parker, I may have cringed because I'm so socially awkward haha but I kept on watching haha I love you parker

[@gracewilson623]

Addison Richert haha:)

[@paigeplays8138]

Same :/

[@goodbyemoonmen2844]

Same.

[@Mineman268]

This is one of my top 5 most hilarious videos I have ever seen

[@MineplexOfficial]

Glad you enjoyed it so much!

[@Satialfactory]

ParkerGames y ur face so big

[@xSkyllaa]

"so if you're 37, how old are your villagers?" "brown!"

[@k-dogg711]

Bring back prankcalls!

[@echosinthewind6483]

Yes

[@r0m47n]

"And. Number for these villagers" "brown". I'm crying

[@HaleyBear001]

Lets make a chain of villagers! Ill start: Hur

[@d3adwrldz]

Hur

[@Julia-qi7mr]

Hur

[@benjaminbrown4072]

Mehh

[@HaleyBear001]

heur

[@parisbautista3482]

Haley Bear hea

[@kortnye4188]

i look forward to these kinds of videos on your channel !

[@Vauxus]

#IFoundKortnye Is that how it goes hun?

[@beastlypotato3988]

Actual Vauxus ...

[@Vauxus]

Beastly Potato What?

[@beastlypotato3988]

Actual Vauxus Hun...

[@Vauxus]

Beastly Potato Yes? Is that bad? It's a name. I refer to females using these names. Especially in questions. I don't use 'romantic names' like; honey, babe, cutie and what not, I'm simply using hun?

[@MitcheII]

Pure gold. Great job Parker! Keep it up!

[@MineplexOfficial]

Pure cabbage

[@hix7166]

Runescape cabbage?

[@shenanigaming6016]

1:20 OMG I think I'm allergic to cacti as it hurts when I step on them too. I could have died from my allergies. Thanks Parker!

[@andytownsend647]

Wait me too! Wow this sure is pretty common!

[@hikithelittlepon2299]

We could be twins! I am as well!

[@shenanigaming6016]

We can never speak of this or alien invaders will know our true weakness :o

[@KZ-zz9ls]

***** same

[@nahhnee]

Same! I don't know whats happening! I can't touch them or i cant even sit on them!

[@hyperlittlefox33]

"How old are you." "I'm 37." "And they are...?" "They are..." *pause* "Brown"

[@MrRadikalRad]

Every time I am upset this video fills me with joy :) thank you so much Parker!

[@GHUltimate]

*XD* I'm guessing the guy realised what's happening, but he just went with it... *XD*

[@MineplexOfficial]

Yeah after the call I asked for his permission to upload this and he said he felt something was fishy and went with it.

[@GHUltimate]

MineplexOfficial I mean... when someone says he's going to kill villagers, you can't but to think there's something fishy.

[@mackenzieevery8959]

911: 911 How may I help you? You: Ur, I have a confession to make. So I was talking to an insurance agent and I told him about how I wanted to get insurance for my villagers because sometimes I kill them... 911: Wait you killed them? You: Yes, let me finish, I said I wanted to make profit off of them and he said to call you and tell you were I am and BRING THE HANDCUFFS! 911: Sir that is illegal what you did. You: Killing villagers in Minecraft? Are you sure, cause I haven't been arrested in all of my years of playing. 911: Wait, in a game?!? You: Ya were else! 911: I am gonna go now bye bye sir. **Thinks that you have issues** **Call goes dead**

[@Crafty-dj3vb]

Lol

[@ponylovesminecraft7259]

Usually u will get fined :3

[@ethbez66]

Well he can't do that cuz thats illegel

[@sam25441]

Do you smoke? No I smoke cabbage Do you chew on tabbaco? No I also chew on cabbage

[@benjamingriffin3406]

That would get him arrested on the spot

[@lullabykay]

I rate this 10/10 cabbages 😆

[@MineplexOfficial]

All approve the new voting system is in cabbages? +1 Cabbage

[@hannahmangcatsandalsocatssss]

MineplexOfficial giving your vid a thumbs cabbage right now

[@hannahcollins3070]

15/10 cabbages for this channel!!!

[@Matt-vr5wx]

I would have given this video 10/10 cabbages, but I ate them all.

[@shoopidyboop9697]

Cabbage

[@manunited2oo2]

This feels like the kind of video you could watch in 20 years and still laugh your conjoined villager arms off! Thanks for giving me the greatest gift Parker, happiness. :D

[@OriginalOboeHobo]

I love when the prankee(?) jumps on the train with clever quips right back. This guy was brilliant! As were you Parker! Also, I hope you feel better soon! I also started off the New Year with a pretty nasty cold so you're not alone! Focus on feeling better and don't worry about us, we'll still be here when you get better! :)

[@erikacostell1969]

You have to make more of these maybe call fans next time 😂

[@GHUltimate]

How is he suppose to get numbers of his fans?

[@nadiarouleau8028]

Twitter, Duh

[@GHUltimate]

Nadia Rouleau But then they'd expect it

[@nadiarouleau8028]

Gamer's Heaven ULTIMATE maybe they could give out their other friends numbers, so it would be a surprise.

[@GHUltimate]

That would work I guess

[@EagleMC]

"I smoke cabbage, does that count?" LOL

[@haileybear9188]

That was amazing!! You should do more of these!!

[@MineplexOfficial]

I will try! Prank calls are not easy!

[@haileybear9188]

But they are amazing!! You should make some where you call a lawn care service and ask if they can put in a water fall and make it sound like the whole Stacy and Dolphin thing

[@dodgy_penguin]

Parker. I love you man, okay? I don't know how you come up with ideas like this, but I just love you for it. You're the youtuber that makes me laugh the most, I'm literally hushed for laughing out loud and my parents are always wondering if I'm having a heartattack or somethin'. These kinds of videos are the best. You really make my day not so much of a hell anymore, thank you so much! Love from Sweden.

[@FoBro91]

I always love the people Parker prank calls, they're always so nice about it. XD

[@sOmEgIrLAandB]

I'm 45 seconds into this video and I'm over here dying of laughter!

[@MineplexOfficial]

Calling an ambulance!

[@MinerGameing]

MineplexOfficial no, CALL THE SHERIF

[@sophiamadge7152]

MineplexOfficial THEY NEED LIFE INSURANCE!!!

[@robertl.7013]

CALL 7

[@SlickNickP]

The villagers will be pleased that you insured them before killing them.

[@camreddish1fan202]

lel m8 i luv ur vids mabe we kan 1v1 in quik skop on Cod bo2

[@willllllllllllllll]

"What are they?" "They are brown." LMAO I DIED!

[@ethanlee7489]

when you were describing the villagers' hands, both of your hands were up but the game was still being controlled.

[@skewball]

I just noticed that xD He probably just pre-recorded the game and just added the prank call recording.

[@Spennelle123]

Just realized how fast your channel if booming. A month ago you just hit 200,000 subscribers. Now you're at 242,000 subs. You gained 42,000 subs in a month. Proud of you Parker!

[@kimberlieann3564]

Lmao when he talked about the villagers

[@kimberlieann3564]

Not really lol

[@jenniferwilkie3638]

Guy at the insurance company: "Can you pee in a cup?" parker: "I don't know I spray like crazy do you have a bucket?"

[@adamborison3054]

"Can you give me a number? 7. Oh you meant his weight"

[@mylittlehalo6284]

Omfg I'm dying of laughter: insurance guy: "what are they?" Parker: "they r brown" XD

[@CaronPascual]

That man played along perfectly, he was so patient! :)

[@x01x0_]

Prank call MC Donald's and complain about a hair and nail clippings in your food, see what they say. If they offer you a free coffee or something for next time claim it. Lol.

[@x01x0_]

***** I didn't take credit for this idea. I copied it so the chance of him seeing it was higher. Stop trying to sound like a smartass by the way.

[@x01x0_]

***** Again, stop trying to be a smartass. All you are being is annoying.

[@pepperninja1]

PARKER! You should start a sims4 sires I would lmao no matter what but just a suggestion love your videos keep doing them 👏👍

[@MaggieRenner]

good idea!

[@HiperEg]

Maybe on his channel. I think he's not allowed to do other games besides minecraft (mineplex) on this channel

[@MaggieRenner]

.

[@CookieWarsLyricBird]

This is what mine would've sounded like: Man: So you want to cover your villagers cause you murder them? Me: That is correct sir. Man: Uh... your age please? Me: 27. Man: Your villagers? Me: One.. Two... Three... Okay one's brown another's yellow, one is Picasso, onew is white, black, blackSMITH to be exact. Also pink, purple, have you seen a rainbow? Man: I..love.. Picasso. Me: **drools on phone** I like trains. Man: **hangs up immediately** XD

[@maiatrafton]

Oh my gosh I love your sense of humor so much! This was the best prank call so far XDD

[@greenplays1152]

These are some of my personal favorite videos that Parker makes :D

[@narutogeek2]

i really hope that guy did not track your number

[@MineplexOfficial]

Hahaha. I called from google hangouts! No numbers :D

[@monet8954]

MineplexOfficial 7 thats a number :3

[@narutogeek2]

oh ok

[@magicpika7075]

he got permission to upload it he said on another comment

[@Shayce]

The Guy Sais Call the Police, he thought u were stupid

[@MineplexOfficial]

I think he was making a joke

[@vurm7178]

lol parker

[@xarnies8738]

During the carrot part I thought Parker was gonna say "24 carrot gold"

[@Lisa-tv7me]

This is literally why I subscribed to you. You are so creative and just insanely funny :D

[@Hehebutthole]

that was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen omg Parker!! do more!

[@lanakulik7516]

The fact that you actually reply to comments proves you care about your fna's

[@MineplexOfficial]

My fna's are fnatastic

[@lanakulik7516]

:) I see what you did there

[@samh8983]

Did you just reply to yourself lolol

[@lanakulik7516]

+Sam H I replied to Parker replying to me :)

[@EmoPandaBearLover]

***** fna's ARE DA BEST!!!!!!

[@TheJollyCanadians]

You should prank call toys r us and ask them to ship you some TNT

[@megaunikornz9956]

Next call a sports store with straub and include the words "ya, a shirt" and "watebolte" in it

[@lunon4349]

"If your 37 what does that make them" "Brown" Oh my god I am laughing so hard I can't breathe

[@JoshuaBlignaut]

I just found this video after 3 years!!!! I'm so happy!!!

[@carolinephieffer5766]

You know Parker you should get like 30k likes for each video

[@DomoLovesNina]

You said you were 9 and a half on leap years, then you said you were 37? ;o

[@pcm-ly4ug]

It was a different person I think, they just sounded alike cuz quality

[@alexisboykin2370]

9x4 is 36

[@DubstepZombie0]

The son was 9, the dad was 37.

[@camreddish1fan202]

I think the actual age was 37, but Leap Year wise, he was 9 1/2

[@jaykecoberly3105]

BringMetheWhoreizon. i dont think you quite understand :)

[@morgangayton6959]

Call McDonalds and ask them what kind of sword they use

[@harrysaroff9907]

Do more prank calls, they're really funny... however I really suggest telling them at the end it was a prank call and thank them for putting up with it :P

[@tulekahju]

I hope that call gets reviewed, because that rep. was a champ and deserves a .25 cent raise.

[@Pelusa190]

is parker ever going to upload cubesmp???? :'c i cri evry tiem

[@StarsweeperAJ]

He only streams it now.

[@Pelusa190]

wow ok

[@thatoneweirdflute3116]

I love these so much... Yet they make me cringe so much!

[@minpd]

same! they are hilarious but I feel awkward for the other person :P

[@misssilly6816]

WARNING DO NOT WATCH AT NIGHT lol cuz I did n I wake up my family XD thanks parker I won't be able to play minecraft tomorrow cuz am in trouble:( but It was worth it lol

[@sirbread8428]

***** She laughed so hard at night that she woke up her family, So she was saying its a extremely funny video

[@noahawsome6469]

Get headphones

[@joerousseau9863]

NoahAwsome64 The laughing probably woke them up XD

[@haleigholeary5638]

to late... 4am but worth it

[@awesome22mc61]

I love you when you do these prank calls :D

[@g-hmd]

Ohhh my God Parker that is actually the best xD That man was a great sport too c:

[@Derphin]

So you smoke cabbage Parker? Nice.

[@justpickles4306]

Do more!!!!!!!

[@2324lauren]

The prank call videos are my fav! They never fail to make me laugh.

[@manvimahindra9662]

THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!! Parker. Is. Awesome.

[@pokemon31899]

Phone: "Give me a number" Parker: "7!" I lol'd so much xD

[@dominicschell4695]

The guy on the phone played along so well!!! I loved it when he said he chewed carrots! XD

[@RushieCraft2002]

Guy on the phone: So What Sports Do You Like? Parker: Cabbage

[@davidhayter6519]

Parker please do more prank calls!!! they are so funny and you're amazing at them keep up the fab work bruh!!! :D

[@jakenba6604]

Holy cow im bursting my gut right now! Parker please do more of these pranks! I will like them all with 10 accts!

[@TheMasterLords]

"I feel like he dies every day" "eats about around 8-7 steak every hour" "Can you give me a number: 7" "I smoke cabbage"

[@corruptgamer9953]

This is the funniest thing I ever heard. My favorite part was when you said "they say hnn and it's really annoying" lol

[@wqsabi]

I SMILED THIS WHOLE VIDEO THIS WAS AMAZING

[@neatbacon4194]

Best prank call video yet! That was hilarious!

[@melincat]

Dear Parker Please get well soon, not for the sake of more videos, but because we care and love you! (I don't think It is so serious that I need to tell you all of this but It is true) I love this prank call, the guy you cooled was soo cool and just went with the flow xD wly

[@Jules-so6lz]

Watched this 3 times and laughed harder each time! HILARIOUS!!P.S. Subbed :D

[@leonweingartner9368]

This video is awesome! Please make more of these! You are also one of my favorite youtubers!

[@ShortyGal15]

The guy on the phone was awesome, it's always nice when people play along xD

[@benr8828]

U can't stop making these!! I love em!! I was laughing for like an hour after this....U should have seen my parents face when I was laughing😂😂

[@xxSuperShadowxx510]

That was too funny! XD Parker you are amazing!

[@aidencal5096]

4:52 I'm like dying 😂😂 Parker how do you do that so well

[@cookiesrcool7863]

More!!!! These vids are EPIC!!!they make me laugh when I'm feeling bad and every other video you make are funny you are an awesome person and keep up the amazing work!

[@hkm2207]

OH MY GOD!! "Are you asking me if my kid is fat!?""Yes, I am"

[@Notthegoose-k2h]

'i am around 9 and a half' I laughed when he just said nothing 😂😂😂

[@bayleedude5]

Parker, I was DYING during this whole video XD Looking forward to maybe meeting you at PAX South!! 👍

[@just.maddie61]

Parker: Are you asking if my kid is fat? Man: Yes Laghing soooo hard! The whole vid is hilarious!😂😂😂😂😂 like if you agree!😂😂😂😂😂😂