Minecraft's most Humane Prison: ELEOS CITADEL [By Kenadian and Corealis]

[@cbry]

this prison is something else, wow...

[@thegoat7107]

Hi

[@Zaki_art-15]

Yo cbry, I love it vids

[@relic4948]

ok, now do the most inhumane prison

[@progrockplaylists]

@@relic4948 a 2 by 1 hole. you're killed if you crouch or jump too much

[@gmdking]

checkm a r k

[@99batran]

Funfact: Eleos was a Greek Goddess of Mercy and compassion. She is also known to be shy and gentle as well, depending on your sources

[@The_Bird_Bird_Harder]

That's just. Not a God. No time traveling goats, and certainly not a God by that name or description.

[@loweffortspeedster]

@@The_Bird_Bird_Harder ??

[@crynwhyn8580]

@@The_Bird_Bird_Harder um?

[@spookshankaman1038]

@@The_Bird_Bird_Harder fuck kinda drug is you on

[@gamwtizesti]

@@loweffortspeedster It's true, the actual meaning of the word "Eleos" is just "Mercy" in greek

[@arama3853]

me: wow this prision is really strong. This guy: It plays music when you try escape.

[@OrkOfOhio]

“And dis shit got BLUETOOTH.”

[@xxxhero7275]

@@OrkOfOhio i laughed out loud, you deserve a like.

[@goldenwalzt1335]

i would only try to escape to hear the music

[@tamigray7717]

AND IT GOT NEVER GONNA GIVE U UPP

[@goldenwalzt1335]

@@tamigray7717 NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

[@ehodges11]

This video actually had a really good point. Why spend time and effort on a prison when banning is easier and people will just stop playing anyway? A temporary punishment that people can actually play in is the perfect Minecraft prison

[@zamhaq8866]

What if you trap the prisoners in another world A prison world? Most secure prison Most humane too

[@floppyisnoic]

​@@zamhaq8866 we don't know how it would be done, so far we don't know how to tp people from world to world :/

[@insertnamehere9718]

@@zamhaq8866 Britain inventing Australia like

[@arnoldwillhauntyourdreams1882]

I mean, why make a prison at all when you could just ban them from your 2 day old minecraft server for stealing your diamond hoes?

[@Ryan100c]

Because FUN!​@@arnoldwillhauntyourdreams1882

[@SeenSven]

Who the hell built the outside? It looks amazing and is by far the best prison decoration created until now. Very good job!

[@Exot1cC_]

ah, the god of prisons himself

[@notlifegd]

Pog

[@REELWORKS12923]

@Strange red dot its a frinkin hermitcraft base

[@sniffy5415]

Hi sven

[@nickbergmannn]

Its Corealis i think

[@AceFaz]

I like that the original inescapable prison, built by Sam (Pandora's Vault) was supposed to be like this, but Dream, just like the other prison builders, wanted an inhumane prison only for security. You carried on Sam's design in insane ways, while still keeping the security. The exterior design is incredible as well. This.. no matter what, is the best prison that will ever exist.

[@fancylotl8387]

I like this because they assume the player isn't some kind of criminal mastermind who did something really bad, and that makes this prison so much better then all of them.

[@FunAngelo2005]

A criminal mastermind like dream

[@SlurpySlimy]

I mean the point of prisons in irl is to help them become better people

[@iaminyourcloset.8371]

@@FunAngelo2005 dream smp is cringe

[@quillmorningstar8713]

@@SlurpySlimy Yeah, but the way they implement it is extremely flawed. The goal is honorable, however the way they try to reach that goal often has the opposite effect of what they are going for.

[@FunAngelo2005]

@@iaminyourcloset.8371 opinion is subgective

[@shadowsnake5133]

You've hit the nail on the head. The best prison is called a zoo, and the reason it works is simple, the prisoners don't realize they're trapped. By building a prison big enough and allowing people to do most things now under strict friendly supervision, most if not all won't leave, as there's no point.

[@no_name_idea7386]

sometimes zoo are good (like if the original habitat is on fire idk) but thats RARE.

[@goodlordbrian5365]

This what prisons SHOULD do, rehabilitate prisoners, so they come out as better people and citizens.

[@chosenone8456]

Sadly society does the opposite of that and instead turns first time offenders into hardened criminals sadly

[@mystorioconscript3787]

@@chosenone8456 Actually Norway does that!

[@sakamoto5754]

@@chosenone8456 actually there are prisons who try to do that.

[@chosenone8456]

@@mystorioconscript3787nice

[@JustaDislikeButton]

If someone kills your entire family but then is released because they got better how would you feel? It's a hard line to walk since you may hurt the victims by doing it.

[@slambotv1334]

I’ve always wanted to see a prison like this that doesn’t just keep a prisoner trapped in a secure box until the end of time, and this prison was probably the best I’ve seen in MC. I love how the cell interior actually looks good and the inmate gets a tiny bit of freedom at least. Kudos

[@arama7578]

When there is a will there is a way. By making the prisoners not want to escape it make this prison 100% more secure.

[@Leocraver]

And only motivation for them to escape is to kill the DUDE that's frequently trying to break them out.

[@RickyC0626]

If you give people enough distractions and amenities, they won't be thinking of rebellion.

[@pig8111]

@‮sinihcam ed mueD you won't get bored.

[@shadowsnake5133]

At that point, that's a free guard.

[@maya-the-shitposter]

@‮sinihcam ed mueD install a functional pc mod and let them access youtube, problem solved

[@scooby-doovillain]

So basically “In this episode of balls bustingly amazing prisons, we make a prison that no one would realistically want to leave unless it’s literally their job to escape-test it”

[@createstadler]

LOL

[@GenoBlue]

I really wanna see a mythrodak's video on this, not even scaping it, just living there lol Holy wow thanks for all the likes :>

[@nerfedby50percent2]

"hey guys so they revived my bird and allowed me to live here for until I stop being a criminal and I must say it's pretty nice"

[@kai_the_angel]

This wold be the perfect prison to escape with sosial manipulasjon tho. convinsing the gards that you are ready to go out and live in the server when you arent

[@maya-the-shitposter]

@@kai_the_angel idk, just set a fixed sentence without reduction could help that

[@kai_the_angel]

@@maya-the-shitposter dosent that defeat the hole point of this prison tho

[@Zephrys1]

Me too it would be funny

[@NaiThuh]

I love how many people have been creating prisons like Sam on the SMP.

[@Whathefox.]

Now this is a good prison. Proper treatment is everything when it comes to a good prison, and you just nailed it. Also the Mii & Abel Sister music is a wonderful touch.

[@mayotheperson]

A beautiful take on the prison! I've never thought about how inhumane all these others ones are. Great video!

[@autovozo5725]

"I built the most human prison in minecraft" (A few minutes later) "Then the prisoner will be shot to death "

[@nexusoo2923]

Yeah, way too realistic for a minecraft prison

[@maya-the-shitposter]

@@nexusoo2923 yeah, at that point they should've just remade the entire united states

[@jtaimelaon4735]

@@maya-the-shitposter funny joke

[@solarpunk_future]

*American national anthem plays* OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE

[@jeremychicken3339]

@@maya-the-shitposter hEy! I mAdE fUn Of AmErIcA! Laugh now.

[@iamgeven]

Every other Minecraft prison : "inescapable prison no way out" This prison: "wait till u learn B)" At least this guy had the right idea of a real prison

[@lacuentan.167delxokasxd5]

I mean yeah all the prisions they focus in that the prisioner doesn't have to escape but the reality is just that the prisioner accepts what he do (Im mexican any thing that is wrong tell me!)

[@nalab123]

I've seen a lot of prisons now, and i give my word here: This is the best prison i've ever seen.

[@msmaug644]

Lore for Mythrodak: Kenadian is Mythrodak's last friend, and is hunted down as a result. He pleads for his life, in return he will create a prison that will Rehabite Mythrodak, instead of contain him. SeenSven, doubtful, accepts and brings Mythrodak to this prison. This is Mythrodak's last chance. Will he try to escape? Or is he willing to accept his life sentence?

[@Zenos47]

Cool idea

[@wilh3lmmusic]

In a game where you can respawn at the press of a button, a life sentence is worthless

[@ziephel-6780]

I'd imagine this taking place before Gaia's Vault.

[@ItsKoryn]

Rehabilitate*

[@justusP9101]

That name brings me horrible memories

[@paranormalackivvity4866]

"okay so im bad enough that ill be here for eternity, this is just what i needed" -mythrodak soon enough

[@thethompus6183]

That prison is insane. how did you think of every single possible way to escape and found a way to counter it? that would have taken a very long time. great build dude.

[@maya-the-shitposter]

Yeah, unless you're mythrodak or an operator, you're stuck in a humane prison, which isnt a horrible thing

[@macgeorge8229]

Or have an army from your group at your beck and call.

[@FivesMC]

0:55 this scene with mythrodak and the incredibles reference is S tier. (also the prison is epic obviously)

[@uri_9158.]

Yeah I noticed that too and I immediately got the reference despite not watching the movie for years

[@Kenadian]

Ayo, scroll back up. You forgot to hit the big red button. Give it a press and then you can proceed, thanks

[@heavymachinery5220]

Gave that thing a push This is an amazing creation

[@SporkleBM]

im not actually into construction of prisons or people breaking into prisons, so,, im not going to subscribe. Although, I *WILL* leave a like, and remember to come back here to subscribe when I go though a minecraft-prison-things phase.

[@heavymachinery5220]

@@SporkleBM oki doki!

[@chee.rah.monurB]

I don't even know how this damned trend started,I only ever saw that one tower that imprisons all 10 different species from the origins mod.Can't you idiots just use steel doors and a presure plate?!

[@sebastiankeddy167]

Your ploy has worked

[@kiro274]

Reminds me of the game "The Escapists". Very fun game btw, would recommend.

[@YosheMC]

it's a prison- ofc it would remind you of a prison game

[@sessan9450]

@@YosheMC well this one obviously reminds him more of the escapists because there are multiple rooms with different activites

[@lukelcs8934]

@@sessan9450 Same

[@duplexme7535]

I play that

[@hellofend4734]

Game good

[@mrinfinity5557]

this prison is much more relaxed than restrictive, kinda works in its favor as the other prisons were hampered by their tight knit security. Not to mention, this seems pretty impossible to smuggle items in. Idk how someone/anyone will escape

[@minxyayala]

You know if Dream hired Sam to make the prison like this he would be a lot happier not gonna lie.

[@evandropaschoalini5940]

IT was dream that din't want the prison like this

[@gamingwithrandom4253]

You did not just say dream..

[@VeryPeeved]

Well, initially, yeah, but once the torture started...

[@goatsfluffy8254]

first we had old prisons with basic bars and that were kinda easy to escape but humane, then we had inhumane prisons that were hard to escape, and now we’re combining the ideas.

[@Smeart]

Lets see Mythrodak escape this one! He'll be havin too much fun that he won't even care!

[@oBlauu]

Dream SMP prison: Kinda cool but outer design isn't appealing Every prison content creators make: Functional and epic

[@cantbebothered1342]

The most humane prison: then they will go through a kill check with rapid fire harming potions

[@hasanmuttaqin464]

i mean they can respawn, that's pretty humane

[@cantbebothered1342]

Great, so now they can remember the pain they felt dying

[@rehabbesheer1366]

@@cantbebothered1342 it said humane in the title but not 100 percent dont get mislead by the title

[@cantbebothered1342]

@@rehabbesheer1366 so it’s click bait?

[@gabrielc7861]

@@cantbebothered1342 no, it's not 100% humane but it's more humane than any other prison.

[@nuclearcicada8192]

every norwegian be like: how did it take you this long to realize rehabilitation was *maybe* a good idea (seriously look up Norwegian prisons, we too aim for rehabilitating people)

[@Mistyswirl]

Bro I wanna see what Mythrodak would do with the most humane prison

[@orein1880]

"now i could get of this prison easily but do i want to no so in conclusion this prison is the best prison"

[@naurasf2660]

Agreed

[@bigmaxethanschannel1428]

Breaks free and burns it down.

[@petterlarsson7257]

yeah idk how she would escape it

[@auxometer]

ngl,, all of these prisons are impressive sure, but I just can't imagine them being practical on an actual server unless yall are really dedicated to it

[@arabella9047]

Yea most mc prisons are all bark no bite since realistically theres no way that everything would be checked every half an hour

[@cuddlecakes7153]

Yeah you'd have to have guards stay up all night or switch them out

[@wunwwins]

It’s feasible in bedrock but def not Java because the elder guardians can’t be synced

[@alasdairsinclair916]

14:30 The double take here killed me.

[@Emerald29]

Mythrodak: Hey dude im here to break you out Prisoner: Um actually I like it here, so uh... yeah.....

[@EPICDEEE]

this is the most musical prison ive ever seen

[@InceptDev001]

If Dream got put into this prison, he'd never want to get out. Minecraft prisons have become their own category at this point, they should have a place in the MC fandom somewhere.

[@rubric167]

I love it, but the people breaking in alarm should of been never gonna give you up

[@NickAndriadze]

The biggest actual flaw in every other prison is that their horribly inhumane environment creates a will in prisoners to escape. That's why many other European countries' prisons work. They are really humane (most of the time, at least) and have good conditions, which make prisoners not want to escape. Your idea of making a humane Minecraft prison was absolutely *Brilliant!*

[@SillyNeve]

11:36 I'm crying... Amazing job, keep on surprising us Kenadian 👍

[@norman6328]

This is actually so cool, videos like this make me want to make content and even work in general. Also God bless you for linking the songs in the description lol

[@Jensencheah]

8:55 I ate those cakes and they didn’t bother to add more smh bad prison

[@pixelagent007]

I love how his ultimate defense is an uno reverse card

[@Jensencheah]

Eternity penitentiary giving them an entire dimension to play in be like….. kenadian exposed 5:50 can’t kill someone cugging gapples smh Also Erebus abyss not in prison design >:(

[@YosheMC]

what are you going to do in the end

[@blidea9191]

@@YosheMC oh, hi yoshe

[@masterboa6321]

good luck incorporating the design "large hole in the ground" into a rectangle

[@cosmic.c]

Its all fun and games until Mythrodak posts a video titled "house tour"

[@whystichfacestopsayingmicu1086]

dream: has big prison everyone in a 90 mile raidios: MUST MAKE PRISON

[@pgwcapt2928]

More like 900 TRILLION MILE radius

[@ValkyRiver]

@@pgwcapt2928 Including SeaWattGaming, who transformed minecraft prisons to be based on puzzles.

[@pgwcapt2928]

@@ValkyRiver Yeah, IKR

[@arandomdude6233]

"all prisoners, escape attempts are only allowed past friday, thank you for your cooperation"

[@blamblamboomboom1512]

This man just redefined and changed his whole approach for a minecraft prison

[@Koblac]

"One day, this prisoner will be brought into a private room with a guard and asked to get in bed."

[@Ambersmite]

This method is used in Norway's prisons. Nice job replicating that.

[@smt7134]

“I built the PERFECT prison.” *The United States has entered the chat* “It’s humane and serves to rehabilitate it’s prisoners. 💕” *The United States has left the chat*

[@ThatGuyRNA]

Yeah =[

[@--027]

11:35 roast just MURDERED every prison escaper that used pearling through bedrock. This ain't a roast this is the whole barbeque party

[@hanklee9718]

Its ironic that the original intent for prisons was to rehabilitate prisoners but due to years of corruption and introduction of solitary confinement it changed to just holding someone there

[@yeetifyrs_]

Canadian prison be like: (/j) "Someone is escaping" "There he is!" "Hey you! Please don't escape." "Why not?" "... because you're not allowed to." "Oh."

[@niggacockball7995]

"sorry mate i did not know that im going back to my cell now"

[@createstadler]

14:32 "and then they get brought in a private room with a guard, and asked to get into bed-" I died lmfao

[@harman4420]

This literally feels like the modern version of story of yoshie shiratori.

[@Meme-pg5tw]

a very nice change of pace from the standard prisons

[@ValkyRiver]

Since this is from 5 months ago, this is pre-SeaWatt.

[@TVtheTV]

please run for senate. you understand a lot more about the point of prison than most american politicians. ooooo, or president! finally, a gamer president to REALLY represent us.

[@succathog5906]

this prison is the most outside of the box, innovative, creative prison ive seen yet extremely good job!

[@MothFable]

Ya know, the best way to keep people staying somewhere is keeping them happy so they don’t want to leave. Then they won’t.

[@jeeral]

“SOMEONE IS BREAKING IN, SOUND THE ALARMS!” *calming wii music*

[@madgoat2125]

If you do some sort of ✨occult ritual✨ to bring back mythodak’s parrot and let them keep pets you could easily have him want to stay :3

[@captain_hammer]

"Minecraft's most Humane Prison": kills the average prisoner several times per day

[@le9038]

Myrhrodak: thank you for explaining the prison, I will now be filming how I escaped it!

[@gobstersquad3570]

POV: when your trying to get on an airport and ur late (it always seems slower)

[@nlove7710]

Finally, someone who fundamentally understands what a prison SHOULD be

[@robertrinaolo5797]

Bruh ngl this is simultaneously amazing, beautiful, and absolutely hilarious at the same time. “Rehabilitate” lmao

[@greenstarplayer650]

The outisde look is insane. Also it is a really good prison. A prison where the player wants to stay (maybe)

[@salzmann4207]

Finally someone understands the concept of prisons

[@faust507]

It's gonna be so nice mythrodak would not want to leave! I see your plan.

[@firewolf6431]

I would love to spend time in this Prison. As long as I can still roam around and not be stuck in one cell forever, i'd be happy.

[@joshy_bee7843]

I love this!!!!!! It reminds me of a actual prison server

[@bluecheese8703]

This man. It shows us that Minecraft isn't just a block game. It's a way to make statements, and knowing that you can learn a lot from the game, makes a nerd like me hella proud that i play it.

[@funnylaughed7423]

Literally all of the other ones are technically jails, this is the first prison.

[@MasonDenk]

They always say the best way to keep a prisoner from escaping is for them to never know they are imprisoned in the first place.

[@ИванШумилов-к4у]

Wow, it took Minecraft community 9 months to come from inventing prison as a concept to moving towards humane containment and rehabilitation. How long will it take US government?

[@slavaukrainisfs8238]

9 months will be more like 9 decades

[@recursiveslacker7730]

Man this crossover with the Gravel Institute was unexpected

[@NSDunerider]

You can put slabs to prevent spawning

[@VoidPaul97]

8:56 The guards: This rehabilitation will take a while **gasp**

[@briiickiii3356]

I love how everyone is going with the greek names theme :]

[@VoidPaul97]

Now I need friends... That play Java Edition... And an SMP LOL XD Nice work, love this

[@galaxi6585]

"humane rehabilitation focused" prison with 1x1 solitary confinement cells in it that you get sent to for minor things is.. weirdly realistic

[@febrizz1759]

I love this prison. It doesnt aimlessly build a prison to stop people to escaping. It's rather pointless to escape. They will be born bad. As much as they don't care. They know they had break the second chance.

[@e1ijah_203]

This guy just made what prisons are meant to be! Maximum security rehabilitation buildings Theres a swedish or portugese prison Thats exactly like this A place to be rehabilitated

[@pav998]

Anybody else notice that the outside is a mishmash of all other prisons up to this point?

[@Shefinanigans]

Yeah ken mentioned it

[@StormerSage]

One flaw in every prison: The guards are human. All it takes is one to miss their shift, have something come up, oversleep, etc. and then you can mount an escape...with some effort. Or just use freecam hacks and kill the elder guardians lmao

[@neosaysmeow6790]

I don't think the prisons are meant to count for hacks. If they were, they would be made with bedrock and command blocks

[@kodythedragonfire8005]

This is good because he is actually going for the goal that all real-life prisons are supposed to do.

[@axpwho]

A 21 gun-salute for the humanity in this prison and the lockdown alarm

[@doublehanding]

awesome video! great idea, keep it up

[@jinxneo]

Dang, canon dream could have been here instead of the literal hell Pandora’s Vault is

[@ultrausurper]

This is the best Minecraft prison I've seen so far! Finally a prison that isn't just an obsidian/bedrock box lmao

[@Mathboy1109]

That Is Amazing! Would Love To Have This In My Server!

[@hiramzen]

YO HE USED LEMMINO'S MUSIC, MAN OF CULTURE 3:23

[@Mallooow3]

3 years later but it’s still true

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

I like that, because Pandora's Vault was supposed to offer humane conditions for the prisoner, until Dream decided to make said conditions awful, because it was for Tommy... So in a way you have joined back the original spirit of the prison that began everything.

[@secretlich8284]

This prison is amazing! Great job making it!

[@obfirmoviatorem]

You can make a Shawshank Redemption esqe prison SMP here with 70% of the server as prisoners and 30% as guards

[@septimusson4291]

Kenadian: Most humane prision *Prisioner gets shanked immedately by the guards to set a new spawnpoint*

[@ryang2v]

Sooo, you made it so no one wants to escape making it inescapable

[@ultrahazen973]

when skulk sensors get added, breaking in is gonna be a LOT harder because the walls now have ears that can set off alarms