Yo, his tools sweaty Trades weak, straw hat heavy There’s emeralds in his pocket already Golem’s spaghetti
@8oku11 ай бұрын
he spurs us to make a purchase at his farm already of crop spawns, but you keep on just setting all his oats down-- his hoe plows, sows the ground, you open to browse but his trades won't go out he's broke and now standing with a hopeless brow. his stock's run out, gone. deals over! how?!
@John_number_111 ай бұрын
This is amazing.
@Tefz.10 ай бұрын
this comment section should be considered one of humanities treasures
@haydopotato131010 ай бұрын
@hullabaloo_yt You better trade him your wheats your carrots your beetroots You want ems? You better give him stuff to grow He’ll buy all of your crops, just make sure his trades are locked Don’t leave it too long or else he will have restocked You better trade him your wheats your carrots your beetroots You want ems? You better give him stuff to grow He’ll buy all of your crops, just make sure his trades are locked Don’t leave it too long or else he will have restocked
@haydopotato131010 ай бұрын
@hullabaloo_yt Thanks bro, I came up with that in like 5 minutes lmao I could compile all this and expand on it and make a proper parody if you want
@kingbananagaming7 ай бұрын
The parts where the villager just wheezes 😂😂
@simplyme970011 ай бұрын
Look If you had one shot or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it Or just let it slip? Yo His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin' What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's chokin' how everybody's jokin' now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow Snap back to reality, ope, there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad, but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it He knows his whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that, but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo, this old rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him and (You better lose) yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo (You better lose) yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better His soul's escapin' through this hole that is gapin' This world is mine for the takin', make me king As we move toward a new world order A normal life is borin', but superstardom's Close to postmortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on Da-da-dom, da-dom, dah-dah, dah-dah (You better lose) yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo (You better lose) yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my nine-to-five And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause, man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between being a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot, feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got (You better lose) yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo (You better lose) yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better (You can do anything you set your mind to, man)
I really hope Eminem can recover from his asthma and severe cold 🙏🙏🙏
@DiamondEmpyrean827311 ай бұрын
He does have it? Oh no. 😢 I hope he feels better.
@roberthancey230410 ай бұрын
HE WILL BE FINE WANNA NOW WHY?!
@roberthancey230410 ай бұрын
CUZ HES THE REAL SLIM SHADY
@debadityakar9 ай бұрын
@@roberthancey2304he will stand up
@ianlally94394 ай бұрын
Ye
@Cepper-peepor11 ай бұрын
Finally a rapper who doesnt mumble
@solarized-_-5 ай бұрын
LMAO
@Dr.Trayauras2 ай бұрын
nah he “plehs”
@bogdancomic2512Ай бұрын
Ah yes
@lucaspanto965011 ай бұрын
We makin it outta the iron farm with this one 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥
@Alanboss77710 ай бұрын
"We makin it outta" will never be old
@bogdancomic2512Ай бұрын
Real
@Slav_Cream10 ай бұрын
--------LYRICS--------- Yo, his tools sweaty Trades weak, straw hat heavy There’s emeralds in his pocket already Golem’s spaghetti he spurs us to make a purchase at his farm already of crop spawns, but you keep on just setting all his oats down-- his hoe plows, sows the ground, you open to browse but his trades won't go out he's broke and now standing with a hopeless brow. his stock's run out, gone. deals over! how?! You better trade him your wheats your carrots your beetroots You want ems? You better give him stuff to grow He’ll buy all of your crops, just make sure his trades are locked Don’t leave it too long or else he will have restocked You better trade him your wheats your carrots your beetroots You want ems? You better give him stuff to grow He’ll buy all of your crops, just make sure his trades are locked Don’t leave it too long or else he will have restocked Snap back to reality Ope! Ravine is a cavity Ope! There goes a rabbit Kill it to smoke It's meat and you know His trades aren't cheap Don't blow Him off or then he will Call the golem on you And you'll be back at the spawn again You better trade him your wheats your carrots your beetroots You want ems? You better give him stuff to grow He’ll buy all of your crops, just make sure his trades are locked Don’t leave it too long or else he will have restocked You better trade him your wheats your carrots your beetroots You want ems? You better give him stuff to grow He’ll buy all of your crops, just make sure his trades are locked Don’t leave it too long or else he will have restocked This soil is gaping I don't know why my inventory is empty I won't give up that easy I will keep planting There's a Steve outside and he's facing As we use products to grow more but Everything seems rotten My mate has his inventory full Lets check what he brought cause I barely know who's my mother (i didn't come up with these, all credit to these guys: @moreedcola6837 @8oku @hullabaloo_yt @haydopotato1310 @tornerona9148 ) edit: 1. tysm for 100 likes i never had this many 2.i was making this a month ago at 3 am and yeah my brain wasnt braining and from the rabbit thing the lyrics dont even match, i tried to fix that but i suck at improvising and even ai couldnt helpso im really sorry 3. thank you for the (only) nice comment AugustCrossroads
@moreedcola68379 ай бұрын
I can’t believe I started all this, god-fucking-speed everyone
@AugustRx9 ай бұрын
I rewatched the whole thing just to sing along
@RealPred9 ай бұрын
“Don’t blow him off or he will call the golden on you” 📸🤦♂️💀🤨
@moreedcola68379 ай бұрын
@@RealPred mf didn’t know how to write a song properly
@Slav_Cream9 ай бұрын
bruh chill@@moreedcola6837
@ArtKM11 ай бұрын
🔥🔥🔥🔥we making it into the End with this one 1. you can make out nearly all the words which is weird but hilarious 2. the villager is being HIT every other word XD someone is beating up the villager in the studio
@aggrogator404511 ай бұрын
I think I understand why god doesn't talk to us anymore
@arson_comitter372710 ай бұрын
what do you mean? he should be proud
@aggrogator404510 ай бұрын
@@arson_comitter3727 nah pr sure jesus died for shit like this smdh
@Kili17510 ай бұрын
@@arson_comitter3727ik this be a masterpiece
@jay_34410 ай бұрын
Babel fell because we were too close to god. Apparently, no such event happens when we get too close to Satan.
@jalynmoore-allen98717 ай бұрын
Yeah the rapture already happened and we are all living in denial
@ylerian887811 ай бұрын
I can hear all the words so clearly
@aloloco75111 ай бұрын
Humanos en 1987 En el futuro tendremos autos voladores Humanos en 2023 ...
@gobling864911 ай бұрын
WAS THAT THE TRADE OF 87?!
@aarongamerxd583410 ай бұрын
@@gobling8649yes
@FBINion7710 ай бұрын
Well we do have flying cars
@MissiFull9 ай бұрын
wym this song is GOAT
@joyrox8277 ай бұрын
This is better than flying cars
@SK3PT1CB5 ай бұрын
We fighting the ravager with this one
@banana884011 ай бұрын
this is gold
@8oku11 ай бұрын
no this is emerald
@Armaan-f7g10 ай бұрын
Nah it’s a villager
@aP1ckle10 ай бұрын
@@8oku no this is 6 bread
@chris_but_worse11 ай бұрын
fire music 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@Vziek11 ай бұрын
🧯
@ijl20287 ай бұрын
Eminem barely awake from anesthesia😂😂
@Pottmonster242 ай бұрын
Every villager in this song got harmed
@hyperping89838 ай бұрын
WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE VILLAGE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣
@jonasc122111 ай бұрын
this is awesome!!
@alectheamazing11 ай бұрын
🤖
@AustinCulbertson-sm7mn10 ай бұрын
I swear if someone says we makin it out of the village with this one.
@BaconMan-133 ай бұрын
The literal comment below this is "WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE VILLAGE WITH THIS ONE "
@Silly_Pumpkin_10 ай бұрын
We making it out of the village with this one 💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️💯💯💯💯💯
@TicTacToe-7 ай бұрын
Emeraldnem is the goat
@Certified_Racist0110 ай бұрын
We are making it out of the nether with this one🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
@joeycubed588811 ай бұрын
why can I make out pretty much all the words. this makes no sense. edit: okay, it kinda falls apart in a couple spots
@DeeznutsintheAir11 ай бұрын
WE ESCAPING THE TRADING HALL WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@sharkyultra23819 ай бұрын
The “p p puh pp p p. p p puh pp p p puh p” was the best
@vinekeset7 ай бұрын
Are we going to talk about how there is a random piece of mycelium?
@BluBerrysandmore27Ай бұрын
Stop spitting into the mic.
@jeremygoss29489 ай бұрын
WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE BAD OMEN WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
@Avocad00s5 ай бұрын
I love how he used the clean version so there’s just random pauses
@hunterlister749411 ай бұрын
Lose your emerald
@helpfulsquid250211 ай бұрын
Listening to this before going to the end
@Bruh_989797 ай бұрын
This is Truly E M E R A L D ✨E M I N E M ✨
@Arsenalfan9997 ай бұрын
We be rapping for emeralds with this one 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
@themanthemyththelegend64189 ай бұрын
WE KILLING THE ENDER DRAGON WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@케넨이8 ай бұрын
Eminem has covered villager's song more than 10 years ago lulz
@DiamondEmpyrean827311 ай бұрын
we gonna trade with this one ❤❤❤🔥 🔥 🔥
@st3rg1os507 ай бұрын
banger
@steveminecraft367510 ай бұрын
WE SLEEPING IN THE NETHER WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@caramel_droplet9 ай бұрын
Why they beat him up while he singin?
@StormLord_TTV10 ай бұрын
Dude someone help Steven hawkings with his machine i think the battery's dying
@Vinxtaryy3 ай бұрын
I can't understand anything but i can undersrand everything
@Krincha22339 ай бұрын
🔥🔥🔥 SO FIRE WE BURNT DOWN THE VILLAGE 🔥🔥🔥
@Visibility-0039 ай бұрын
Lose Your emeralds
@UnslicedToast4 ай бұрын
Snap back to reality oop there’s no gravel
@TheGShad0wАй бұрын
Emeraldinem spitting yet again
@THEJOHNSTER110 ай бұрын
Dr Seuss is afraid of this man
@Smiter_YT10 ай бұрын
This is really good! I subbed!
@B3anieboy_Built_Different11 күн бұрын
Nah that eminemerald
@RobloxBilly-l9x2 ай бұрын
If eminem plays mincraft
@-LubiePlack-2 ай бұрын
The"💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎" part is the Best
@PashaSever066 ай бұрын
lyric in the comment deserve its own song
@cartersemple123452 ай бұрын
Another emrealdinem banger
@Yeahdude246Ай бұрын
we need a music video to go with this
@jkav_1710 ай бұрын
We making it out the end with this one🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
@mila3dits8 ай бұрын
dave the villager is the best singer in the world tbh
@masterscaron16 күн бұрын
Why’s it still go so hard
@brockgrabarski9 ай бұрын
WE MAKIN IT OUT THE TRADING HALL WIT THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥👨🏽🌾👨🏽🌾
@Aventan763610 ай бұрын
5 emerald for concert ticket
@Capitala-BucureștiАй бұрын
Piece of art
@beaub_gaming61747 ай бұрын
I’m the 68000 viewer
@wiesniacy.5 ай бұрын
DAYUM
@officerdownofficialv23 ай бұрын
yay its clean
@shaneseem-sin38564 ай бұрын
Villager forgot the pop filter
@uselessstuf6 ай бұрын
-hi-
@Ilikeactionfigures8 ай бұрын
This is better than the original
@liikajalka Жыл бұрын
:DDDDDDDDDD
@TOPGBRIT8 ай бұрын
Emeraldem
@marshypoo39911 ай бұрын
this finna get us out yall
@F0oz9 ай бұрын
Emeraldem?!
@ПЧЕЛОБЕС6 ай бұрын
Спасибо нейросетям что открыли нам врата в будущее
@hangohver10 ай бұрын
nah bro he actually packin heat tho
@Yeahdude246Ай бұрын
this is my uncles gym music
@Yeahdude246Ай бұрын
and yes he plays minecraft with his friends
@Paniksaw2116 ай бұрын
WE MAKING IT OUTTA THE FRICK CHAMBER WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@BaconMan-133 ай бұрын
His breath control is AMAZING
@PrezTheDude9 ай бұрын
his sleeves are sweaty legs weak, pockets are empty the night is falling already, golem's gettin' heavy he's cracked but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop mobs, but he keeps on to fretting he closes his mouth, so the blood ain't come out he raging how, all the mobs are dropping now
@trilimpid11 ай бұрын
howd u make this
@BryanRomero910 ай бұрын
I think hebuses eleven labs
@alireza-mv3jh9 ай бұрын
Why does he sound like someone's hitting him XD
@Rain_boot10 ай бұрын
He's fed up with players stealing all his crops from the village.
@YoSyrexChill10 ай бұрын
My pov : didnt understand the voice he spoke
@TheAuraGiver10 ай бұрын
Slim shady out here selling emeralds on the streets😭
@babyswiper287 ай бұрын
We make it out of the village with this one
@ZDUNKS9 ай бұрын
Nah sounds so good in 1.25 speed💀
@bauk87548 ай бұрын
I needed someone real to tell me how it is 🙏🙏🙏
@cadenellis9 ай бұрын
We getting out minecraft with this one
@creepaboyy9 ай бұрын
Ai getting too good❤ hhhrrrh trhhh thhhhrrrrr thrrrtrr
@jessicam.891810 ай бұрын
Snap back to the gardening
@Alanboss77710 ай бұрын
This is gol-, I mean emerald
@Ziggified10 ай бұрын
😂wise words said by villager
@UltraInstinctMaster-xs9sr9 ай бұрын
WE GETTING OUT OF THE MINE WITH THIS ONE
@mmatiaslte8 ай бұрын
A classic!
@Armaan-f7g10 ай бұрын
Facts
@Fiskket10 ай бұрын
Drop 2:58
@nunilp205511 ай бұрын
Did you use Musify AI for this? Im thinking of getring their pack
@alectheamazing11 ай бұрын
Ai comments
@shootymakshootface79211 ай бұрын
Man really lost his emerald
@green-nigga7 ай бұрын
WE ARE MAKIN IT OUT OF DA VILLAGE WIT ZIS ONE🗣🗣🔥🔥🦅🦅💨💨