No Context Britain 33

[@Beth-t2p]

My analysis of Wallace and Gromit: brown hovis bread for head, baby bell cheese for eyes, slices olives for pupils, burnt bacon for ears, maybe guac for green shirt and some other cut cheese and sauces, Gromit is either an omelette or poorly cooked hash brown

[@CordesTHFC]

Wallace head is definitely not brown hovis, looks more like a French pancake or something of the sort

[@Beth-t2p]

@@CordesTHFC hmmm could be a ready buy crepe but something about the texture looks just like squished brown hovis

[@miakiikazu]

​@@CordesTHFC what about a wholemeal wrap

[@Beth-t2p]

@@miakiikazu hmmmm might be onto something there, as it just looks a little too thin to be a crepe to me

[@barnabyplatt6594]

As a northerner, Wallace is definitely made out of an oat cake, probably Staffordshire but maybe derbyshire

[@intelligence_dampening_core]

"Teenagers cant read analog clocks" says the adult who never bothered to teach them how to read an analog clock

[@hello-utube]

Honestly

[@calus_bath_water]

Im 25 and i cant read a clock lmao

[@alecstronach]

Schools removing analogue clocks because kids cant read them... it's literally their job to teach kids how to lmao

[@snrkybrd]

fr. A lotta people are saying they got one lesson as a little kid, and then got too embarrassed to learn

[@drinmer1]

Did he just say, that he didn't believe in people who can't read analog clocks? So the tribesmen of Africa, the natives of the Amazon and other native tribes, are not people to this guy ?

[@seigeengine]

To be fair, I support this move. Digital clocks are just straight up better. Fast to read at a glance, tells you the exact time, more visible for people with vision issues... And as someone who mostly now uses digital clocks, it always takes a second for me to process an analog clock because I'm just not used to them anymore, but I'm never not going to be familiar with numbers.

[@MoosaTalha-w9t]

@@drinmer1are you dumb or do you pretend to be like this

[@SVJontop]

Ooof i relate to that football one too well😭 ive lost my fair share of brain cells from being headshotted

[@chrismiddleton4062]

And when it's wet 😮

[@ehannasir8464]

i remember i was goalie once and got hit 3 times in the throat in a row cuz the guy taking the shot just kept getting it back and doing the same kick (he kinda got annoyed aswell cuz our team was tryharding so he was kinda taking his anger out on me after the first time it bounced back to him). I had a sore throat for 6 days after that

[@Lezzyboy87]

Those balls were a step up from penny floaters, how soft are you? Southern?

[@Lezzyboy87]

​@@ehannasir8464things that didn't happen

[@mkx489]

@@ehannasir8464I remember one day the ball just spawned in my garden 😭😭

[@lewishallam9924]

George Memeulous: The man edging on 30

[@clickmaestro595]

30 what

[@samjohnson8588]

As an adult in the UK i can confirm that I once met someone in sixth form who didn't understand an analogue or digital clock - she'd ask for the time and you'd say it and she'd respond with 'is that close to lunch time?' or 'is that near home time?' I think the only reason she understood how to even get into class every day is that someone else dropped off at school and then she just followed people she recognised from one class to the next. Absolute specimen.

[@snrkybrd]

if the kid truly never understood the time of day she was probably some level of cognitively delayed, man. you really shouldn't make fun

[@benwalker28]

What the squirrels headline left out was that they bit several passengers and delayed trains for hours until they were removed 😂

[@lewishallam9924]

As a teenager from the UK, I can confirm the clock thing isn't bs

[@bonghittaz1502]

Have they ever tried just looking out the fucking window 😂

[@brianshen8053]

There is another comment saying the exact opposite lol

[@liyahliyah694]

@@brianshen8053right? I was looking for someone to notice that too

[@TOMMYTLEAKSL]

​@brianshen8053, it's true there's loads that can't read a clock

[@ridiculous_cow]

yeah i can confirm there are like 10 people in my year who cant read a clock

[@oof5449]

As a teenager from the UK, I can confirm the clock thing is bs

[@terrariums.]

WRONG ❌❌ I can’t read analogue clocks I’m neurodivergent

[@BoxOfToasters]

Yeah, it honestly feels like a subtle way to insult teenagers.

[@judeayy]

i second this. except there is people in my classes that genuinely don't know

[@oof5449]

@@terrariums. so am I, so I guess I'm the better breed 💪💪💪

[@prizms_]

some people with learning issues cant but they would be sat an exam with it changed? or a reader to help

[@connysmcb]

How could youtube hide this video from me for a whole 11 minutes

[@littlesnowy07]

As a teenage form the UK, unfortunately I can’t read a anloag clock, my friends can. But I didn’t understand and was to nervous to ask for help so I never really learned😅

[@enderdrive]

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[@starboyparks]

same here

[@WWNbroadcasts]

I barely can either like I know when it’s like exactly on the the hour or 30 minutes past

[@kerys_2009_c]

The short stick is the hour, the long stick is the minute. For the minute stick each number is x 5. So if it’s on 1, it means 5 minutes. If the minute stick is before the 6, which is half past the hour, then people usually read it as the minutes past an hour, e.g if the hour stick is just after 6 and the minute stick is on 4, then it’s twenty minutes past 6 or 6:20. If the minute stick is on a number past 6, people typically read it as how many minutes it is until the next hour. You count in 5s backwards from the 12 to figure out the number of minutes, e.g if the hour stick is almost on 8 and the minute stick is on 10, there are ten minutes left until 8. You can still read it by counting in 5s forwards from the 12, e.g the minute stick is on ten, 10x5 means it’s fifty minutes into the hour and therefore there are ten minutes left. The little lines between each number represent 1 minute, and the minute stick will pass through these faster than the hour of course. The hour stick will pass slowly between each number which represents a new hour as the 60 minutes go by to the next one. Also, they’re called hands, not sticks, I just thought that might be clearer lol (🤞🤞). Oh and also if both hands are on one number, it’s exactly that hour!

[@bonghittaz1502]

Lads just look out the fucking window it's not hard. 🕐 the little dial is the hour hand if you get confused just take note of the minute hand and look again in a few min to see which dial moved. the longer dial is the minute hand it moves once a minute. so 🕖 is 7°clock and if you dont know if that's 7 in the morning or afternoon then look out then window. 🕢 that would be 7:30 or half past 7 because the minute dial is half way past 7 on the clock face so its only got another half of the clock face to go until it's 8°clock.

[@bluewolffpsfn8424]

I am having a good day and i simply must keep up the memeulus grind

[@danipanicattack]

Work in a school, can confirm the clock thing is true

[@MelanaC]

🤨 seriously

[@squishykif]

wake up wife, memeulous posted !!

[@Lili-LuciaJoslin]

I am a teenager in britan and can confirm that I cannot read an anolouge clock. I was so lost in my italian class in year 8, they were trying to teach me how to read a clock in italian and I cant even do it in English. I never understood that one lesson in year three where used the little plastic yellow clocks.

[@snrkybrd]

little hand points towards the hour, big hand points towards the minute.

[@alecstronach]

"how much sauce do you need?!?!" lad, theres 80 nuggests and a thing of chips on the floor, they need a lot lmao

[@seigeengine]

I prefer it dry anyway.

[@rosiefay7283]

2:53 Lol at the American writing "everywhere else" instead of "in the USA"

[@spikemurphy5054]

‘Bacon is the worst part of a fry up’ , that personally perplexed me.

[@Tasty_Green]

Bacons the killer

[@alecstronach]

Back bacon and streaky bacon both deserve a place in the world. I'd never turn my nose up at either, and I honestly couldn't pick a favourite.

[@Shadiestrain83]

0:38 I work at that station where the gatwick train was cancelled as a dispatcher. I had no clue what was going on until my team leader said they had to run the service back to Reading. But with the front carriage locked as to stop em getting to the other carriages. Fun times on the railway.

[@Fantaiscool]

i am a teenager and i really cant understand how 90% of the people in my school cant read a clock like its actually so simple

[@Mtg-q7e]

“ I never got taught” why do you need to be taught it’s pretty self explanatory just use your eyes🤦🏼‍♀️

[@Fantaiscool]

@@Mtg-q7e like if you can do your 5 times table you can understand a clock

[@bloodmoon0205]

Some people who are neurodivergent struggle with it. Also, having dyslexia can make it difficult for someone to read an analog clock too.

[@Fantaiscool]

@@bloodmoon0205 i guess that dyslexia can cause some issues with reading the numbers

[@justsomeguy8597]

@@bloodmoon0205 why?

[@wayneanderton4953]

Who else repeats "the greater good" everytime they hear the words "the greater good" because of Hot Fuzz?

[@christucker7655]

Yes

[@BfcBiking]

‘Can’t beat Chinese’ just a bland brown box

[@badgerbane]

Yeah but that's a salt and pepper chip box. It goes hard. The chips are nicely spiced and it'll have various forms of fried chicken in there. Of course, I say 'chicken' in the loosest possible sense of the word but that's cheap Chinese takeaway for you.

[@BfcBiking]

I’m not saying Chinese is bad just the one in the video

[@elipowell1132]

Can't tell you how pissed I am that the weatherspoon's veggie sausage changed

[@joycelinlgbtq]

Yes OMG I thought they had given me meat so I actually talked to a shift manager who explained they changed the type of sausage. I was much happier with the Quorn ones. Company has gone downhill since I left. (yes I used to work in one)

[@lastlamento]

there’s so many people in my year that have said they rely on the digital clocks in the exam hall because they can’t read the analogue ones😭

[@abiwright2726]

With the queueing in pubs thing, I will stand by the fact that if a pub does food, like proper sit down meals then you should queue, if no food then no queueing

[@Ghost33329]

2:25 I can’t sorry George to disappoint you my lord 😔

[@TheHellWalker851]

in year 8 my whole class had a term reading time cause how many people couldnt

[@sarcasticpillow7756]

As a 24 year old, I still struggle to read an analog clock, I don’t know why I’ve tried but it takes me ages to read it, I don’t remember learning about it in school aside from the teacher saying a time and us having to put it on a little cardboard clock, which would be fine if I had the knowledge in the first place, aside from that nothing that I can remember. My Parents never taught me either

[@amieprowse3936]

i cant read clocks

[@elliehunt5111]

As an American in elementary school, we were never forced to learn how to read a clock we spent like maybe a day on it

[@AngryBoozer]

That big breakfast thing is called a bin lid here in the north and it’s great. You get one in the morning, finish it by the afternoon and proceed to hate yourself for the next three days.

[@witchywoman2008]

I also think a pool with a swim up bar is god tier. Truly a dream come true.

[@MummysBraveBoy]

Regarding the house at 3:50, I can't only see it as okay because they haven't flattened it, they have extended it forward. It doesn't as visually pleasing, but that's one sizable addition overall.

[@IagreewithDmitri]

My 21 year old coworker can't read an analog clock...might just be her though. Also I loved you analysing the chicken nugget crime scene like a blood spatter expert.

[@kandyburra]

I struggle with clocks but can still get the time, it just takes me a minute.

[@Metal-Faye]

Never ending series

[@jamesprice9139]

my other half is 25, she still stuggles to read an clock, she often gets the hands mixed up

[@aura_woag]

Is she dyslexic

[@azer9237]

All the people still in school at work can’t read analog clocks. Most also have 12 hour clock format on their phones too. I’m 20 and I feel old

[@Charlharrisonxx]

another great GeorgeM video. Thank you good sir.

[@Nahbruz]

Gorgeous video mate. Wayyyyy

[@CoolCoolsoCool]

Ladyboys from Bangkok poster is wild💀

[@joycelinlgbtq]

They're coming to my town soon! They toured here last year too and I can't recommend enough! They're all so beautiful (the boys and girls) and the costume changes are spectacular.

[@callumcurran6682]

Another great vid George, awesome content.😜🤙

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

11:32 of course it had to be the rickroll link

[@yougoslavia]

Glad someone noticed.

[@drakesgi6190]

George m is my favourite thing to watch high keep up the good work!

[@WWNbroadcasts]

That deliveroo guy who watched hot fuzz with him is such a G bro

[@riinkun8775]

for anyone who wants to know how to read an analogue clock: you've got 12 numbers on the face that count for 12 hours in total. The short arm counts hours, the long arm counts minutes. Because the clock goes up to 12, you can count the total minutes by doing 12*5 which is 60-- that way, you can look at whatever number the minutes arm points to on the face, multiply by 5 and you've got whatever minute it is right now (e.g. 6 is halfway around and means 30 minutes, 9 is three quarters of the way around and means 45 minutes). If the minutes arm is pointing at 12 (top of the clock), then that means it's the full hour. As a visual example, on the face of the clock you might have 🕝- short arm on the 2, long on the 6 which means 2:30. The shorthands you see on analogue clocks at every quarter (notches or numbers) will stand for every 15 minutes, or three hours. :)

[@wallythewondercorncake8657]

04:15 It's "hanged", not "hung". Silly goose.

[@oliviamaelovick]

Favourite series ever ❤❤❤

[@dylanwilliams8904]

As a school teacher of "almost" teachers, I can confirm, they cannot read analogue clocks .

[@cazzabojangles]

I'm a teaching assistant in a secondary school and can confirm that we now have both digital and analogue clocks in all classrooms purely because a concerning amount of our students can not tell the time.

[@Chamber_of_Music]

BRITAIN

[@AlexParkYT]

is cooked mate

[@ButterGamesRoblox]

As a private tutor for a range of 6-16, for the past 4 years or so. I can confirm the analogue clock thing is true to some degree. I've met a whole host of preteens and a few younger teens who have struggled with reading analogue clocks in questions involving them

[@revolutionrevenge]

saying bacon is the worst part of a fry up is criminal

[@SimbianMinistry]

3:19 - That's the 'Magic Roundabout' in Swindon. 7 roads come together at this one point right beside Swindon Town FC's stadium. I've been on a bus full of away supporters trying to exit the ground through this, with a driver who was utterly baffled by it 🤣

[@kittenoffire3325]

Watching this whilst making bacon and fried eggs just to hear George insult both 😂

[@perla..t]

so so so many people in my year have NO idea how to read a clock at all, they always have to ask the teacher the time

[@dylanandrews6504]

5:43 the way George said is that guacamole made me cackle

[@owenjacwilliams6]

I can read a clock but takes me a solid 2 mins

[@Milanwattslover911]

Its very true. Im 15 and I know a fuck load of mates who can't tell the time on a proper clock. And also yes in schools they have started replacing proper clocks

[@Liamella23]

I work as an ingvilator. Can confirm I've seen the clock thing first hand. It was people sitting a level 1 functional maths paper at age 18 (you can do this instead of GCSE maths resits in some cases). If they wanted to leave early they have to sign a slip and write the time they're leaving on it. None of the 10 people in that room were able to properly read an analogue clock

[@junodovah2323]

i’ve got dyscalculia and always had trouble reading analog clocks. numbers in general 🤷‍♀️

[@harrymillar4193]

Teacher here; that analogue clock thing is 100% true. So many students don’t know how to tell the time, in fact I could name more students that don’t than those that do

[@Evanz111]

3:37 Who the hell uses a 6 star system? ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Is this GTA San Andreas? 💀

[@cloudypotato1437]

Babe wake up new context britain has been uploaded

[@elliottmcleandeboer]

Ok, but Amazon delivery drones are gonna be a game-changer for Millenials living on uninhabited islands

[@emperorblackman5710]

In my high school, half (maybe more) of the clocks weren't used cuz they were broken and the admin never bothered to replace them for years. So eventually a handful of teachers just took them out of their room and we used our phones and computers to go by on time.

[@lojadorsmp]

Wallace and grommet thing: Gromit: Omlette with mushroom nose, babybell and olive eyes and bacon ears Wallace: (Probably) wholemeal or whatever its called wrap head, same eyes and nose, various cheeses, others are not food

[@Qyrtz__]

george i can confirm i cannot tell the time on a clock

[@QAZ2453]

0:50 it's called a Munchy box😅

[@W.am1xx]

0:45 that looks so good.

[@TSL_jack]

I’m not even joking that premier in is like a 2 minute walk from my house it’s in Stockport 😂

[@herbaltea0568]

as a year 10, i am one of the few people in my year who can read an analogue clock

[@shlarla]

Hear me out... if you are getting food from the kebab shop thats already unhygienic i dont judge someone for eating their food after its fallen on the floor tbh and i feel like every drunk person has had a similar situation at some point

[@Madmarkhor]

Whys a kebab shop unhygienic? Cuz it's run by "brown ppl"?

[@ThatHawksSimp]

thank you for being on my side George

[@marcobisi7768]

Hello, I'll be 18 in two months and can't tell time on an analog clock, we exist.

[@alexluvvsu]

1:15 they’ve actually changed the heinz sausages, its now made with richmond sausages, they are either really good or really gross, haven’t tried them yet

[@BoBnotThat1]

You hate being called almost 30, wait till you get close to 50. Then you can start complaining. 😂

[@jeil5676]

He wont make it to 50 with all his millennial irrational fears of things like mold and big architecture or w/e. Omg and the food he likes.

[@sileudies]

9:45 that looks banging and you cant change my mind. 10/10 scran, would scran again

[@dannycarlow8204]

You may have been fine after eating the floor chips, but you're not fine for eating the floor chips.

[@silksylvester]

George M upload time for my mom verbal tea time

[@parkerwise67]

I’m almost 18 and can not tell the time on a clock 50% of the time, I even had extra lessons in primary school to try and help 😭

[@Dinksy]

George investigating the chicken nugget distribution like its blood splatter...

[@CoolhALAW2]

as a teenager who can read an analogue clock I have no idea how someone can have survived 13 years without knowing how to read an analogue clock

[@h0td0gwater]

The clock debate is single-handedly uncovering my deepest insecurity and regret that my year 2 self was too afraid of being laughed at to admit they didn’t understand how to read an analogue clock, and so never asked and never learnt.

[@Hugo2Me]

Wallace is a wrap base mushy peas for his jumper and its babybells for the eyes. Gromit I assume is a omelette (a gromelette if you like) same eyes and bacon ears

[@TOMMYTLEAKSL]

As a youth worker, i can confirm a lot of children can't read an analogue clock, the children i know that can't are aged between 11-18

[@melmoon1085]

i can read a clock but when you’re at the back of the exam hall it’s so hard to see

[@nathanmccormack4681]

That chinese meal is called a munchie box and im pretty sure its only a thing in ireland, or at least started here, could be wrong but we have a couple of "chinese" dishes that started in ireland, spice bags and wrappos (basically a spring roll but with curry sauce, rice and chicken) are irish delicacies also

[@insanimal2]

George I'm pretty sure you're over thirty... ...two episodes into this excellent series

[@callumsmith5819]

As a teenager, I could read analogue clocks before I started school

[@Magic-jj3nd]

I can 100 percent confirm that for my a levels studies last year the analogue clocks were taken down and replaced with digital ones.

[@callumcary-green5946]

As a teacher I'd say more kids can't read a clock than can

[@beavis4763]

That house has probably been converted into 10 shoe box studio flats that's why it's worth more now.

[@turbomario]

I’m too dense to understand analogue clocks, no matter how many times i learn them i always forget

[@jordza2k11]

Seeing a deli 2 minutes from my childhood area... you love to see it

[@coolman113a9]

God save the king and George memeulous 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@knightyboy6222]

i swear anytime i watch george he says a food is mank tf u eat bro😂

[@Mustardpacket]

My friend once said "they now cost 30p. And they used to be thick, now their anorexic" about freddos

[@fillername6996]

Went to a "posh" primary school and can confirm - there was a kid called Hamish in my class.