[KOTH YTP] The Couch Heard 'Round the Alley

[@nostalgiaof98]

*bill moaning on the couch*

[@JetFalcon710]

"Bill, what are you doing?!"

[@josukefrthistime]

​@@JetFalcon710 **Bill sighing/moaning on the couch**

[@JetFalcon710]

@@josukefrthistime *_"B I L L ? !"_*

[@josukefrthistime]

@@JetFalcon710 "I'm drinking beer, I'm sitting on the couch, and I'm drinking the couch." *AAAAUUHAAAAHHHHUAAHHHH*

[@JetFalcon710]

@@josukefrthistime Dale: "I'm just gonna take five men up my butt."

[@hanezutchins2786]

I love that it's become a tradition in KotH ytps to make Boomhauer even more unintelligible

[@JayFow]

Which makes it more hilarious in every

[@samuraijackoff5354]

I wonder if it is possible to Ytp it to make Boomhauer intelligible.

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

He either becomes completely understandable or utterly incoherent

[@Fredde357]

SLELSI® - Boomhauer

[@joeyd4682]

Boomhauer is unintelligible?

[@jimmyashtray7665]

Bill saying "Rubber-bubber-bayyyaaayaaaand" fucking killed me

[@bluesummers2293]

AND HE ATE IT

[@borbleborb4586]

_AAUUuuuhhhhh…_ Bill, hwat are you doin? _AAUUuuuhhhhh…_

[@ooooooooobaby23]

HANK LOOK

[@JetFalcon710]

​@@borbleborb4586*_"B I L L ? !"_*

[@leogio8093]

Sorry Peggy, I’m sans. Bububuhbuhbuh. Memememmeem

[@JKDoodleJack]

Never thought I’d see Sam and Max in a KOTH YTP 😂

[@claypattison2245]

Very genuine YTP… like it’s 2011 again

[@Lalogonebrazzy.22]

Dang-O SUS

[@cmvogt5951]

You said it Man.

[@watchmeyodel]

@@cmvogt5951s6k

[@Nick-mg5xk]

Ah the good old KZbin poops❤️

[@Iffy350]

Only genuine if gets taken down and then reuploaded mirrored

[@baroncosmos]

"A BITCHIN' TIME" "INHALING ANIME GENITALIA" "I HATE ETHICAL HITMEN" *"I'M LACTATING"*

[@BurnBot_TV]

I see no issue with the 1st or 4th ones.

[@daimonbreitmaier1176]

"Nothing says cheese on the high seas like a giant f*cked up p*ssy monster" is my now favorite quote lmao

[@ebgbees]

3:59 for those that want a timestamp

[@jackingwads7513]

@@ebgbees thank you

[@ebgbees]

@@jackingwads7513 My pleasure

[@ininja32]

God that’s so funny.

[@bluesummers2293]

Oh man we need f*cking subtitles on this shit and I’d 100% die from laughter

[@countvronsky4025]

"God says my dad didn't want me" Damn, Bobby

[@orangerainbow]

i feel that tho 😂

[@NormanNC]

Why would someone leave sus in my behind

[@wuvsong362ndchannel9]

I like G A R L I C

[@borbleborb4586]

@@wuvsong362ndchannel9 “I like deep fried _lemon!”_

[@quantumblur_3145]

God would say something like that

[@jackelstone1502]

Dale saying "go to hell and then dematerialising 2 people was the highlight of my week"

[@charlienorton2337]

dale never said “go to hell and then dematerialising 2 people was the highlight of my week” though

[@snobbingas189]

2:46 the bit with dale on the couch is hilarious and a masterful edit

[@arthurgodwin6571]

This truly was a heartbreaking story. Bobby having to come to terms with the fact that his lineage of celestial power would kill his girlfriends before deciding to ascend to a higher plane was strong stuff.

[@f0rm0r]

the transition between Bobby's date disappearing completely and Peggy pouring blood out of a coffee pot absolutely slayed me

[@dawn125]

This editing is outstanding! The part where Dale vaporizes the garage collectors was great.

[@WhatUpJay]

There are people that collect garages?

[@dawn125]

@@WhatUpJay yes!

[@BoxesOfFoxes]

Hahaha this is by far, the best "newer" koth ytp I have ever seen since the days of krobo and durhamrocker90! Let me wipe this tear from my eye as I say thank you! Thank you ❤

[@tylernichols189]

I couldnt agree more

[@dtg610420]

Agreed

[@itslit7852]

Yer god dang right! I tell ya hwat!

[@waifuislaifu8791]

omg same!!

[@Poop-nu1so]

Krobo and durhamrockerz ftw

[@cornonjacob4618]

The callback at 7:13 to Marie's comment to Bobby that "the average person eats 500 village" was golden

[@bluesummers2293]

“Ha ha ha. I knew this was too good to be true.” 😂

[@JetFalcon710]

​@@bluesummers2293 "...wew."

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

I liked when bill talks about how much he wants to go drinking the couch with dale on the phone 😂

[@axiom6031]

6:35 unironically a badass scene for dale

[@smartfella7914]

He literally vaporised them too

[@drink.juice.]

Freaking robo dale has evolved

[@borbleborb4586]

_g . . . g u g . . . g. . ._ _g o t o h e l l ._

[@ryanparoline2281]

I can only hope to be as passionate in life about something as Bill Dauterive is about drinking the couch.

[@Nothinghere42345]

10:33 lol Bobby just dissapears

[@Roadhouse-h1v]

-I don’t feel so good-

[@erictheroman5813]

The distorted crying at 9:56 had me in tears of laughter

[@bluesummers2293]

Running a f*cking weed eater in here aren’t we 😂

[@moarmosspatoproductions1475]

2:40 I'M DRINKING THE COUCH

[@novuutheneolf3073]

I don't know why 4:41 seems so hilarious to me. OP only mirrored the word "number" but combined with the ominous background sounds, black vignette and the big eyes makes it almost scary in a humorous way.

[@smartfella7914]

And then Bobby unleashes an unending darkness unto his father

[@WinterS0lstice]

if this is 5 days in...2022 is gonna be a full-blown YTP Renaissance.

[@lornesemptybeercan4593]

Omg I hope so

[@darkshinethakid4463]

This is GRADE A

[@tylerhildebrand1268]

This is some golden age of koth ytp stuff. And 12 minutes from one episode is downright amazing

[@Goat-on-a-Stick]

That's the kind of quality I miss in poops. Nicely done.

[@orrenlane]

Thanks for the kind comment! Your videos are also hilarious, been a subscriber for a few months. Keep up the great work :)

[@Blyzzarde]

Yep. Every guy remembers the embarrassment of dancing so hard that you lift off, hit the ceiling light, fall shirtlessly unconscious face down on the floor while the resulting electric shock obliterates the girl you finally got to dance with. Times were tough.

[@Fuckyourpoliticaloutrage]

But at least we had our dads by our side to plow us down in the street with an F-250

[@sveffy]

“Bobby did you know that the average person consumes 500 village?” Gets served village for dinner lol

[@quantumblur_3145]

Love weird seemingly throwaway sentence mixing being reintroduced later as a visual gag.

[@shaylane5013]

Omfg. I seriously didn’t even notice that until I read this 🤣🤣🤣

[@nekomancer47]

The bit with Bobby dancing so hard he flew up into a light and it shocked the girl fuckin killed me 😂

[@TinyTim-wp6jn]

Rip Johnny Hardwick

[@TheRenegadist]

This one took me back to the Durhamrockerz, this was amazing and I hope you do more KOTH stuff in the future.

[@arthurgodwin6571]

5:45-6:19, quite possibly the most accurate representation of a family's morning conversation I've ever seen in media.

[@Aluminum.K]

Maybe your family

[@UseADamnCoaster]

5:16 "God says my dad didn't want me." Man that's fucking legendary 🤣😫 I was about to puke from laughter several times and goddamn did I need that so thank you. Keep em coming 💯

[@devildogkogg8353]

7:17 Durhamrockerz has broken me so much that I was expecting a "woo" after that sentence

[@JesterBandito]

I wonder if Mike Judge has ever seen KOTH poops

[@DrNotnert]

This was amazing, I've never seen a YTP that captured the classic era of YTPs as well as this one did. Your comedic timing is impeccable, keep up the great work

[@McDerff]

Please more King of the Hill YTPs! You're our only hope.

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

YTP is still a great medium and underutilized nowadays lmao as stupid as that sounds

[@UNSTABLE_Silver]

💀💀💀

[@PantherCat64]

I was not expecting a Sam and Max ytp in the middle. I highly approve. This poop has my seal of “yeah this is the good stuff”

[@Mr.BigBoonda]

The gibberish that Bobby expresses at 6:02 absolutely kills me lol.

[@Speed-TV]

8:39 I haven't laughed so hard in months

[@Roadhouse-h1v]

I have to *HAND* it to you it’s a pretty funny moment

[@galleryofrogues]

The edited opening song totally slaps, I’d listen to a full remix of that for sure.

[@natalijatheghost]

Honestly, I agree

[@Venomonomonom]

A great surprise and start to what turned out to be an amazing ytp

[@RogueKnows]

“Mom. Dad. Did you see the size of my cawk this morning, it was the same size as my girlfriend Marie’s.” This had my dying. 😂😂 Thank you for this poop.

[@hitfasthithard]

"She likes her cawk white"

[@OrangeStarHighSchool]

This literally had me dying is was so fluid

[@kedro5]

"Huh. Looks like they're fuckin' the balls."

[@spinlok3943]

“…. That boy ain’t right…”

[@harvesterofeyes8813]

Virgin Hank "Bones break at slightest touch" Hill vs. Chad Dale "Command people to Hell" Gribble

[@jacobsteiner3675]

9:26 I laughed so hard at this part. So well done😂

[@frankrtwiw]

Love that there's a Sam & Max YTP in the middle.

[@figure830]

“They dumped it right where we dump. I don’t dumpterstand.”

[@BunnLilah]

11:07 Lol I dunno how you YTP creators are so good at changing comedy to be horror but it kills me so much.

[@cjvoid9404]

"I'm drinking the couch.. AAAAHHHHHEEEUUUUHHH". Best part of the video lmao

[@pucktoad]

Bobby bwing served a village on a plate is an amazing callback to the previous joke.

[@Wotvr]

I love that every time Bobby turns demonic Hank and Peggy don't even react, it's like they're just used to it at this point.

[@chupitrooper5878]

10:26 Flashbacks to Skooks' "Lose a Dong" wheel

[@gamersam3920]

Did you know that the average person consumes 500 village, later bobby ate a village. No serious at 7:14

[@rhett8-u1n]

Wow, I actually missed that

[@bluesummers2293]

Nah Hank calls him out right after that for not eating it

[@JulianDale94]

5:24 "I really diarrhea'd on the food" Brilliant

[@bluesummers2293]

BRUH 😂

[@Gizzyvvonder]

I thought he said Tofu when he was speaking in that part. 💀💀

[@AllOfTheHallows]

2:37 I'm drinking beer. I'm sitting on the couch. And I'm drinking the couch. 🤣 7:04

[@Kiristovai]

My favorite part (besides Stanky Bitch) is having the closed captions on. When Dale makes the garbage men vanish, it says "HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT" XD

[@ChristopherTom]

That poor couch has been through so much...

[@crispysteve42]

@@forrestthompson2497 disagree

[@bluesummers2293]

Did they dub kahn saying he came all on it? 😂

[@ericgolden4349]

4:01 “nothing says cheese on the high seas like a giant gawk gawk pussy monster” was actually hilarious 😂

[@JacobKinsley]

11:33 this clip out of context is godlike

[@Roadhouse-h1v]

*Whats the context* bro just died

[@arthasmenethil2201]

​@@Roadhouse-h1v some dude, a long time ago, posted a picture of how his TV signal was messed up and this precise scene was on screen. There were 2 Bobbys; one on the floor and the other transcending to heaven.

[@Roadhouse-h1v]

@@arthasmenethil2201 now I understand the reference

[@derpstorm23]

Hilarious, creative, and easily on par with some of the big names from years ago. Keep it up.

[@twistedyogert]

"Oh Bill this is so strange, I'm you."

[@medic_memer]

11:20 There’s a tear in my beer in my rear in my mom in my ear

[@josukefrthistime]

"Well, he stopped shittin', boy I'm erect."

[@MrGirthzilla]

7:35 - Now I have watched some KOTH YTPs in the years of growing up. None has made me chuckle so much before as this bit. It's so dumb and stupid I am fucking dying.

[@codenamexelda]

I can't stop laughing at the "Bobby flying and then shocking the girl" scene, so fucking good.

[@savagefox3241]

I cracked at “I’m Soryosoma”. Bes captions ever. 😂😂Lol

[@repulsivereject]

hahaha i started laughing my butt off as soon as bobby was running "off screen" at 00:21. this ytp is absolutely fantastic.

[@nicholasellis4597]

Good poop, also one of my favorite episodes of the actual show. Despite how cringe Bobby was, the couch subplot really made for a great watch.

[@nicholasellis4597]

10:26 was this gag inspired by Skooks?

[@orrenlane]

@@nicholasellis4597 Yes it was :)

[@ashmander3465]

Even Hank was scared. I don't want to lose my dong

[@MrVIB113]

@@ashmander3465 Even Hank was scared.

[@mathew_maldonado]

VHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??

[@ghhn4505]

Not even a fourth of the way in and I laughed at this harder than any YTP in the last 6 years. Really brings me back to the golden age of KotH YTP. Seriously keep it up man, you have the potential to join the other YTP legends, no joke.

[@muttnick]

Bro the part at 9:28 had me DYING

[@clgaming7301]

I like the crying from bobby when it goes aahharrrerere in backwards

[@benjaminschellhardt2818]

Drinkin' the couch has now become an inside joke among my friend group.

[@slevenmcdicheal]

3:05 shouldn't have made me laugh that hard

[@pschiptunes64]

(he may not like it)

[@muzoriichi]

​@@pschiptunes64 I don't like it

[@FRIENDLYNEIGHBORHOODWRITERMAN]

3:47-3:51 Those title changes have me wheezing, just goes to show how broken my humor is lol. Side note, this is a STELLAR KZbin Poop. I haven't seen one like this since maybe 2012 or 2013. Amazing job, keep up the good work.

[@bluesummers2293]

“INHALING ANIME GENITALIA”

[@bluesummers2293]

“I HATE ETHICAL HITMEN”

[@bluesummers2293]

“I’M LACTATING”

[@FRIENDLYNEIGHBORHOODWRITERMAN]

@@bluesummers2293 "My name? My name is Stanky Bitch, and I put taxes up My ass!"

[@MetalHeadGT]

9:27 was so chaotic and abrupt it had me cackling for 10 minutes straight

[@jojomizugorou5305]

This video turned a year old today. Happy Birthday [KOTH YTP] The Couch Heard 'Round the Alley

[@sedna2644]

definitly one of the best recent ytps

[@CamoKiid]

Bro that slide at 2:45 absolutely killed me 💀😭😭😭😭

[@Roadhouse-h1v]

Made me laugh

[@Bradytheawesomeman777]

It’s Bill X Dale lol

[@Aluminum.K]

An underrated aspect of this video is that no matter where they are, the sound of wind blowing through trees and birds chirping is omnipresent

[@EatTheAssPork]

Bobby's dance moves were so lit, they obliterated his girlfriend

[@hidekiminato6207]

something about this just captures the classic DurhamrockerZ and AOTH poops from the collab days, and before. Well done

[@spicypancakeproductions5057]

This video makes me feel like I took too much cough syrup.

[@bluesummers2293]

This video makes me feel like I smoked cough syrup

[@69in89]

I appreciate you adding the captions. Makes it even better for screenshot collage-sharing purposes.

[@ghostything]

I lvoe how KotH YTPs somehow always manage to retain the plot of the episode.

[@9thDallasMowerExpo]

"Nothing says 'Hah hamamah haiyah'" - Sam, 2022

[@vincentvalentine9906]

2:31 is hilarious, this video is too good.

[@Jason97]

5:30 There's an ouch in the couch. 10/10 line.

[@Aarmastah]

I feel so honored to be not only a scream, but a voice for scoliosis everywhere.

[@zendmar-shin7561]

Um what?

[@orrenlane]

i used a clip of him screaming for one of the jokes lol

[@funnyman1863]

no way the guy that makes videos about network router firmwares :D

[@LitheInLitotes]

Bill achieves the properties of rubber AND gum!

[@imheretojest2826]

I LIKE *G A R L I C.* -Rusty Shackleford

[@gilbertdumotiermarquisdela8176]

That intro was actually amazing, I would listen to that as a whole song

[@jackdaniel3135]

I’m drinking beer, I’m sitting on the couch, and I’m drinking the couch.

[@o0julek0o]

Christ this is a breath of fresh air these days

[@Laast_Chaance]

Thank our good lord jesus chris for the transcript.

[@EatTheAssPork]

5:29 that plane crash was a nice touch😂

[@Roadhouse-h1v]

He took his meds and the girl *disappeared*

[@nightmareOlogy]

Help me! I'm dying at 1:22 Someone call me an ambulance! 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@josukefrthistime]

Sorry but I can't help ya

[@Respected_Gentleman]

And the best KOTH YTP intro tune goes to: (opens envelope)... *THIS GOD DAMN VIDEO RIGHT HERE!*

[@Wotvr]

I feel bad for Boomhauer's spine :(

[@johnclark926]

The ending was immaculate. The reveal that this entire YTP was Bobby’s purgatory and that his death was necessary to move on to the afterlife brought many tears to my eyes

[@alexanderbogart2361]

As someone who has seen every koth ytp out there this is by far one of the best. Thank you for this! PLEASE MAKE MORE!!!

[@ReignFox]

For some reason, after the intro, the video skipped right to Bobby ascending and I thought that was the first joke.

[@JennyfaninSweden]

Thank you for making a YTP of KotH, feels like I’m back in 2011, great stuff!

[@fryloc359]

It's even funnier with the captions on

[@ToddReuterOutdoors]

Holy shit. It’s just like the old KOTH YTP’s. Pure. Fucking. Gold.