Mining 999,999,999,999 Cookies Because I Can

Mining 999,999,999,999 Cookies Because I Can
Cookies are now on Steam so I must click them. I ended up clicking millions of times and it was all worth it for the upgrades and super clicking power. When all else fails, make grandma stronger.
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[@Ve55el]

DF! This game is super deep...kinda...late game gets crazy...theres like a whole other part of the game...accession is necessary! This was originally meant to be left on in the background. Once you start to unlock the stuff in the accession tree, this game really takes off. I'm sure you know this. Sorry. Love the vid.

[@gtbkts]

Hope he sees this

[@J_Dawg90]

Vel i got a question, how long does it take? I've been playing a month and only have 8 of the chips

[@nathaniels3750]

I saw this and was like cool I’ll do this to my game… I wasn’t far enough in… you just made me lose all my progresss

[@l3x11-3]

@@J_Dawg90 oh it's gonna get fun very soon lol just wait until you reach a hundred heavenly chips

[@ChaoticDoodle]

@@nathaniels3750 Oof….that’s going to be fun getting back

[@logansymmes2193]

Everybody: Do you Clickbait? DF: Well yes but actually no.

[@sirpomegranate2446]

Well yes but actually yes

[@justsomerandompug1794]

@@sirpomegranate2446 well no but actually no

[@embodiment_of_autism]

@@justsomerandompug1794 well perhaps but actually maybe

[@lexhasnxtfxund]

@@embodiment_of_autism well maybe but actually perhaps

[@spa6748]

@@lexhasnxtfxund well actually no maybe yes

[@luciuseclipse]

DF: Do you think things max out at level 100? Everyone who's played Cookie clicker: Foolish mortal, you are only scratching the surface! The Elder ones slumber for now, but soon you will realise!

[@alissabrickman8391]

*flashbacks* Yeah 0_0

[@mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224]

A friend of mine user to play cookie clicker out of boredom every day for three years because she had only an old pc to work with and couldn't really run anything new. Well her save file has probably the highest amount, it's probably some cookie record

[@globeonthethread866]

@@mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224 uhhh There is a cheat name that could beat her score

[@gregpenismith8884]

@@globeonthethread866 cool story, kiddo.

[@globeonthethread866]

@@gregpenismith8884 it’s true! Look it up. Otherwise I can later this week and send you a link to a vid about it.

[@pickleboi5548]

I had another computer where I would play cookie click everyday. I miss that computer.

[@Diseasewhy]

cookie click, a classic

[@FastForwardPlans]

Did you lose that computer because you clicked so much that it turned into a cookie?

[@rewater]

@@FastForwardPlans it ended up being the legendary baked potato cookie 'now with half the calories of Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake'

[@Aspiring_starving_artist]

@@rewater oh no

[@thecatboygamingshorts]

Where Is It? Bc I wonder Where It Is•.•.•.•.•

[@TacticalBeans_]

I love how you don’t scream every two seconds like other youtubers. (How did this get top comment)

[@nik_senpai]

I mean he's always like that for the rest of the video or every other videos you watched. There's nothing wrong with it.

[@jumarshmellow]

First time here?

[@localcentral2710]

Agreed

[@chaoticclonestudios]

He basically the exact opposite of that I don't think I've ever heard him scream

[@sinisanesic6057]

Agree

[@pixelator5312]

"now we're making 544,000 cookies per second, which means we're making millions every second" no, by definition, that's not what that means

[@LarsVDS-VA]

Technically he isn’t actually wrong but neither are you. Because you’d make 1million is less than 2 seconds. Meaning that it still counts as a second, although you could also say that +-1.85 seconds can be rounded up to 2 seconds making your statement correct. Now Df’s statement is incorrect, because he said millions, on the contrary if he said “now we’re making 544,000 cookies per second, which means we’re making about a million every second.” I would be more correct. Basically it all depends on the way you view it.

[@dzp11177]

@@LarsVDS-VA you know that's still more than 1 second right? Less than 2 seconds but more than 1 second would be 1.1 to 1.9

[@mickxd2475]

When

[@m3talstyle]

14:54 pretty sure that is what you are referencing. he doesn't say anything at 500k

[@KainYusanagi]

@@dzp11177 ​ And in statistics that can be rounded down to just 1 second. There is no requirement for it to be rounded up or to the nearest whole number. That said, I don't recall him ever saying anything like the OP did, only ever referencing multiple seconds (rather accurately).

[@tetrazz]

DF’s logic in this game: the more percentage it gives us means it’s the best one to spend on

[@AntonyP24]

Makes me mad he can’t do any mental math to see what’s the bst

[@rigelsagrado283]

well its because in the late game percentage is much better

[@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464]

@@AntonyP24 if you've come to this channel for smart decisions then you've come to the wrong one - DF

[@gregpenismith8884]

@@AntonyP24 you are getting mad because someone isn't playing a game the way you want? Stop being so pathetic.

[@danielyuan9862]

@@AntonyP24 he doesn't do mental math because he -can- doesn't have to

[@doodle_dorf3192]

I love how in the description it says, "when all else fails, make grandma stronger". :D

[@minionek247]

He probably doesnt know lmao

[@EdwardNot-Cherry]

@@minionek247 hater

[@minionek247]

@@EdwardNot-Cherry how is that hate? I was reffering to how most likely he doesn't know about the creepy grandma endgame

[@exousia7837]

Ive been waiting DF to play idle games again plus his voice is so soothing to hear

[@tinawright3851]

one of the reasons i watch his videos, his voice is extremely soft and its just fun to watch the games

[@exousia7837]

@@tinawright3851 Ikr

[@kanderssen7629]

Ngl i thought you said his voice is so smoothing.

[@jadetryingtochill1259]

Yes and I know personally I will be re-watching this one specifically for the next month+ for sleep and with the newer loop video feature that KZbin has the amount of views . .. so many

[@Firsona]

Agree. Was sitting here half way dozing while listening, lol. Then an ad came on X.x

[@patricequeen1156]

I love watching him play these kind of games. Why? That mental math is just nuts.

[@ab.erdeen54]

i know right, whenever he's reading out numbers/doing math i'm just sitting there dumbfounded. he'll say "888,888,888,888" so casually and i'm still trying to figure out if it's in the millions or billions

[@patricequeen1156]

@@ab.erdeen54 who can just casually say "that's a17% increase "? I'm like how did you do that?! How?!

[@ab.erdeen54]

@@patricequeen1156 i think i should hire df to do my math homework for the next few years

[@jeffreygordon7194]

@@patricequeen1156 If something is 17% of your overall earnings, and you double it, it will be a 17% increase in your overall earnings. I'm pretty sure every single example of him doing that was such a case.

[@emperorwisel4842]

If you ever continue this "series", i hope you figure out how to get the "one mind" upgrade. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Glory to the grandmapocalypse.

[@sarlon51]

oh wow, i had forgotten this game was a thing. I remember playing this back around when it first came out. I really need to check up on the website version some time.

[@themeow-sician1664]

Its on steam now too since September 1st

[@sunbleachedangel]

I remember playing it on my phone when it came out for Android untill one magical day when all my progress got lost

[@mattevans4377]

"We can do better next time" Somehow I only just realised he includes us in his adventures. That's so sweet :)

[@SomaShiori]

DF you are literally the only KZbinr who could bring so much joy to watching someone continuously click a cookie.....

[@sabastianslade2305]

I want DF to Figure out how broken the Wizard tower magic system is. its a exploit alright, and he's the man for such things.

[@emsmnms3507]

This game is VERY deep and gets VERY crazy but you do need to ascend. Love you DF, but these are rookie numbers!

[@0Im_-_-_-_-an-_-_-_-_idiot0]

Less than rookie numbers

[@millermichael]

Hey DF, if you want to break the game, auto click the golden cookie………… ;D

[@redacted9643]

Dear DF, please make another episode so I can see you dunk that cookie!

[@Retroboominnn]

DF the most entertaining youtuber

[@pamralph3346]

Yes

[@jymschooler6278]

You have been crowned smartest person

[@pmwilliams123]

True

[@Justin_indo]

I miss the stardew days tho

[@muchermine3077]

I’ve been waiting for this for so long, and I’ve been playing cookie clicker for months. I currently have infinity cookies (no seriously, you can get infinity cookies)

[@barronthedog6719]

Hello I'm new to this game any tips?

[@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464]

@@barronthedog6719 click the cookie and never stop or grandma will come for you.

[@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968]

@Sandy Katz She russian or American?

[@muchermine3077]

@@barronthedog6719 Yes, i didnt get this for a while because i am on mac, but get an autoclicker and let it run overnight... I did it and i got a TON of cookies. Also take note of prestiege points, they can be very useful.

[@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464]

@@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968 both probably

[@Haarunen]

DF is exactly the type of person that enables an auto clicker after 2 clicks. This is why I watch these videos!

[@redgeoblaze3752]

This game was practically made for him.

[@enterusernamehere35]

I was literally just playing this... Then I saw a KZbin notification for this video.... *Cookie conspiracies intensify*

[@sparklingraine]

*x files theme plays*

[@kylerthegamer7946]

Df: The curser has reached level 69 me: Nice

[@fish5643]

Always

[@JFox191]

God I haven't played this game for a long time. This brings back memories

[@VorpalTiger]

C418 music alone is enough to just buy this on steam and listen to the music he made for it

[@stevestauffer1214]

That's a lot of cookes but still not enough to satisfy cookie monster's hunger.

[@jadetryingtochill1259]

This video is so perfect I’m going to watch us every day to fall asleep for at least a month maybe three (most of them are it’s the voice not the game but this one’s more than 20 minutes long and it doesn’t have any loud bits in it)

[@michaelyang814]

Remember when everyone was getting scared because he found cookie clicker

[@Eldritch-Eye]

I don’t remember them of the top of my head but there’s some cheat code-ish things that you can name your bakery (at least in the online version)

[@fish5643]

Saysopensesame

[@Eldritch-Eye]

@@fish5643 yeah, thanks for reminding me of it!

[@allisonprucha2321]

7:07 "Which ironically is half her age." Made me laugh so hard

[@mewtwo5889]

*DangerouslyFunny* I need your "Hello Everyone" intro please.

[@justinecrisheruela1868]

I miss that era

[@mewtwo5889]

@@justinecrisheruela1868 me too

[@kjellbeats]

@@justinecrisheruela1868 better times.

[@jobhighschoolofcrosscity8430]

9:13 a certain tsundere devil will be very happy to hear that ;)

[@eliandirsinaril1999]

I remember in 2013 when it came out, i thought this funny experience wouldn't be a whole new genre of game... Hell was I wrong. x) Glad to see one of the pioneer of clicker games played by DF though. :D ps: Don't forget to come visit grandma. Or else...

[@King_Kobra]

DF currently has 1.69M subscribers... Good job DF XD

[@yumeichua2880]

DF never fails to entertain us

[@jacobnunn3477]

DF is basically my dad, like the things I'd do to this monotone man

[@ohmygawd601]

Hol' up..

[@destroylonelyfan590]

🤨

[@gatitagiz2]

Wait a sec

[@kweenturdle]

Do... To?

[@DragonHoardingKush]

Compares him to father, then proceeds with a phrase commonly associated with sex.... Alabama native?

[@HansLemurson]

This game really taught me how to properly compare Billions, Trillions and Quadrillions. I curse whoever first thought that 1000 million, 10^9, should be called "billion".

[@Sam-um6fv]

Are we just gonna ignore the fact he left the achievement "So baked right now" on the screen for a while without mentioning it once

[@bittengamernailedit9118]

Oh my gods! I remember wasting so much of my time away click on cookies to upgrade my cookie to get more cookies. Such a vicious cycle of cookies. You should get those numbers way up DF. The game just gets crazier and crazier

[@justaregulardude3195]

The sequel we didn't know we needed

[@penguinspie2767]

It was only a matter of time before you found this game. I'm so glad you did.

[@HORRIOR1]

Still better progress than what Spiffing Britt did.

[@JNHunting]

DF: Ever seen 25 million cookies? Mr. Beast: Yep.

[@Oldmanmilnes]

I want DF to get an eye tracker because I never know where he’s looking

[@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464]

Bold of you to assume DF is an actual person and not a floating God like Logo

[@minionek247]

Once you buy kittens, getting achievments is very op, so you should get numbers like 100, 200 buildings

[@irkanorphyn]

I remember thespiffingbrit trying to exploit this game lol

[@t-t6165]

FF: if you put "crispy's opensesame" in the factory name, you gain the dev tools

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

Not Steam version.

[@jokmik4084]

@@youtubeuniversity3638 only works on Web version

[@vincentnewberry977]

It 12 20 where I am and I’m still up just watching this vid

[@pc_go2759]

The only person in the world that can make a cookie clicker video fun to watch

[@LongLiver]

You don't understand how deep I've gone in this game. Me and one of my friends had an unofficial competition

[@goblinator3000]

Finally, a mother of all idle games

[@fish5643]

Nah the absolute god of all clicker games

[@sleepyrowdy1826]

Do you mean a grandma of all idle games

[@melodysymphonystar]

I'm over here waiting for the day DF finds Realm Grinder. Now that's a time wasting clicker. There's even a wiki.

[@snivylink9182]

Watching someone play cookie clickers at 6am having alot of fun

[@Camilleillustrates]

“You click….you get a cookie” Revolutionary

[@generalkray_4167]

DF’s voice is so soothing to watch since he doesn’t scream that I end up passing out watching his videos so now before I go to sleep I watch his vids

[@poonerboonerconsumer8725]

Fun fact: C418made the new soundtrack for cookie clicker to celebrate it being put on steam. In the words of the Minecraft man himself, "I ate a cookie once"

[@themeow-sician1664]

Can't wait when he finds out about all the crazy minigames

[@OffiGameWave]

Ahhh nice the game that basically invented the whole idle clicker genre ^^

[@localcentral2710]

Guess you could say, that's how the cookie crumbles

[@ibbopaul]

He bought Iron mouse can’t wait for their colabs

[@pingasdingas5540]

Jeez, I haven't watched DF in forever, I forgot how dangerously funny he is

[@Iknowwhereyou1ive]

other youtubers: it took me this long to get to this DF: it took me less than a day

[@beans_6973]

This game is so popular at my school

[@sisterspot111]

This is a game I came back to yearly and my farm is massive 😂

[@tripleavia2946]

Please do more this is literally the best i love when he does these videos

[@zoeyzow880]

Anyone else like to speed up his videos to 1.25 just a little less wait and u can still understand him its great try it

[@thebakednachos]

bro i just felt like Jimmy Neutron with the wave of nostalgia you just put in my brain. I played tf out of this in high school, would always have it running in the background on my laptop lmao

[@TheChEsTeR524]

For one second I thought this was a Spiff video. Guess I can enjoy a cup of tea to this as well

[@mandridhugh9555]

Remember, Grandma is *always* watching

[@TheBlueDevilState]

Hey DF, if you really want to break the game, autoclick the golden cookies and watch the OP bonuses stack!

[@DealersChoice04]

There is a minecraft server called MineClick, id love to see you play that long with the parkour it offers

[@reidcacaro2919]

“We are making 544,000 cookies per second, so we are really making millions per second.”

[@leopard2a786]

I hope DF makes a small series out of this.

[@maevesmith948]

Oh no, it begins... Wait til he gets to the grandmapocalypse...

[@pamdo_]

Am i the only one that would wach df play this for 3 ohurs straight???

[@amiigaf4476]

Hah! Time beats autoclicker. Started my run 34 days ago, way, way way further and some prestige deeper ;) I would love to see when you beat my 34 day headstart with an autoclicker!

[@hentaispyder]

Imagine NOT going for "True Never Click" on the first run.

[@undeadpiston531]

DF is the Bob Ross of the youtube gaming universe.

[@Sparrow_Bloodhunter]

I remember back when I first started this game, now I have all upgrades and 95% of the achievements.

[@vincentnewberry977]

Noice the game is really long so do it take many hours?

[@Sparrow_Bloodhunter]

@@vincentnewberry977 it took me about 2 years to reach that point.

[@notcreativenoughtothinkofa5247]

fun fact: if your change your name to crispy saysopensesame in cookie clicker, you will have access to the dev tools :D

[@chaosdestructionlove]

Ah cookie clicker, my old addiction.

[@MNNski]

This is super weird. I got bored and noticed this was on steam a couple days ago so it's been running since. Now DF posts a video. I'm currently make 11.324 trillion cps. Also 7x bonus plus clicking frenzy is OP. Makes for quick legacy and advancement.

[@CarJul666]

Only DF could say "Upgrade grandma" sound completely normal. 😂

[@lilmushoom5381]

Cookie clicker! The only game about clicking a cookie and summoning demons.

[@hisao-1428]

I don't know how, why or where this came to my recommendation from, but I like it.

[@RaynmanPlays]

The granddaddy of all idle games. Adventure Quest is the great grandfather.

[@Louylou187]

Love how this is a free game except on stream

[@goggarinn4979]

You're probably the only youtuber that could pull these kind of vids off

[@fastral7769]

I’ve seen 670 Quattuordecillion cookies on my save file. I like cookies.

[@marcusdaloia2974]

I forgot how much math this game involves. Like you've got to figure out whether you're more likely to get more returns on your investments from upgrading a given income type or just buying more of them.

[@Webxs231]

Would love to see this dude play realm grinder

[@firockfinion3326]

I don't find it that weird that Cookie Clicker is now on Steam. What I do find weird though is that it isn't free to play on Steam. Not like five bucks is a lot, but it still doesn't feel right to me.

[@Bezsmm2]

I like how he calculates all of the upgrades

[@Rukarin-]

DF and clicking/idle games is the perfect combination

[@RoyalBack]

He has no idea what ancient, cosmic horrors await him!

[@TheBluetwo26]

Harken back to yee old clicker days. I haven't thought about this game in nearly a decade.

[@dertje33]

We want more cookie clicker. Complete the game 😘🥳

[@cheeseyboy2121]

I need more cookie clicker in my life.

[@josephconover5270]

A good thing to do in this game is to get lots of achievements as they give milk and there are kitten upgrades that increases cps based off milk.

[@RickClark58]

I saw this made it to Steam. It is officially the end of the world. Haha.