Minister tries to defend Boris Johnson!

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[@t.vanoosterhout233]

Very, very good. Turning the actual words spoken by ministers into blistering satire just by ... (almost) literally repeating them.

[@_____alyptic]

When reality is so crazy that it becomes the satire... we're screwed... 😅

[@Lincoln_Bio]

Satire and news quietly switched places a few years ago, Matt Green is now my most trusted news source

[@blzebub2]

The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

[@zernebock73]

Boris getting described as having probity. They'll be praising his sobriety and celibacy next.

[@gertrudlehmann4869]

How is someone with such a bad memory fit to be prime minister? I always wondered that when politicians claim that they cannot remember

[@chloehayllar6195]

On the ball again...brilliant 🤣

[@iainb1577]

Bloody hell. That was quick work.

[@jamesgrover2005]

Zahawi was going to resign if not given no.11 job, so happy they have the best interests of the UK at heart 💜

[@joanneolive7128]

Love The Scream in the background.

[@stevenpremmel4116]

Good luck making enough sense of the next 24 hours to make a sketch.

[@susansantapola]

😂😂 too true.

[@EthanKristopherHartley]

It's the only way I'm managing to parse what's going on on both sides of the Atlantic, I watch and read various sources and then head to the satirists to make it all make sense! 😁

[@zetectic7968]

I seem to recall there was a time when we had "standards in public life" but I can't remember when that was. Another great video Matt 👍In the slough of despond you efforts are appreciated ☺

[@Secretgeek2012]

Well, that's Slough for you.

[@prasanamcdonald7991]

Nothing like resigning quickly so that they think they can go for the crown! Dream on!

[@reiteration6273]

I just saw the good news before watching this. It seems like finally, *finally* , even the Tories might have gotten too sick of Boris for him to carry on any longer.

[@michaelccozens]

I'm gonna say it's probably less about them "getting sick" than about ship-rats smelling floodwaters, but, also; yeah.

[@ingridschmid1709]

Who won the resignation scramble ?

[@comanchio1976]

The.way you can consistently put out quality material at the rate these scandals break, is truly impressive. Bravo!

[@adblocker276]

Matt owes the Tories a bag for all the material they supply for free

[@1_5RCBiker]

Summed up in the last line 'More of this I expect'. The rats flee a sinking ship but there are the diehards who still think clinging to the 'unsinkable' Titanic is a good thing. Turns out they cling to a turd that needs 9 or 10 flushes because of low water pressure. I wonder where I've heard that before...

[@katherinehickey6915]

Matt, did you write Boris's "apology" script this evening ? Either that or he is taking inspiration from your work.

[@eddjordan2399]

its going to be chaos tomorrow

[@dfishpool7052]

Superb interview - encapsulated the chaos in Westinster - loved 'The Scream' hangin on the wall - full marks! Thanks.

[@Obalatan2010]

Excellent. I do hope this is the end! :D

[@harrietlyall1991]

Excellent! Love 💕 the Munch Scream 😱 on the wall!

[@paulchrystie5460]

pinchers gunna pinch... Boris gunna boris..... nadines gunna do a drunken interview

[@TheEvertw]

"Don't say this bit out loud" Cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesbparkin740]

loving the choice of artwork

[@vilena5308]

😂🤣 I couldn't approve more of the chosen artwork.

[@villageblunder4787]

You must love Boris. Keeping you so busy.

[@Cephlin]

Brilliant!

[@nickimags1335]

Perfect!!

[@JP-gi2pr]

Class...

[@lowerorchard]

Hah! Edvard Munch, very appropriate!

[@johncoffey1483]

Wonderful video thank you.

[@dkmphotography_co_uk]

😂 Hilariously, depressingly accurate... Not gonna lie, I'd rather be watching in another country with popcorn & a beer, than this be my own country.

[@JustMe-bx8gu]

Whaooow, that was quick. But then again you did have a few days rest 😀

[@MattGreenComedy]

Sadly just because I’m not making videos doesn’t mean I’m resting!

[@JustMe-bx8gu]

@@MattGreenComedy And I guess no rest anytime soon with this bunch. Hope Liz doesn't get the job for your sake, you deserve a holiday. Again, made my day 😀

[@Demun1649]

Nuance, it is all down to nuance. And you do it so well. Accurate questions, with some parts of real life ministers nearly answers, (but not quite), A gentle type of humour until you realisie that a great big sledgehammer is being wielded in our lives. You heap clever, Matt.

[@loopwithers]

? You had an open goal. You kicked the ball sideways...?

[@mochynddu723]

May we live in interesting times..?

[@charlesflouvat1829]

Stewart Lee, three jokes about boris

[@timstoddard3707]

Pincher turned Groper

[@jasonwojnicz]

Is he a Queen Elizabeth I coz player?

[@goldenbeers88]

Dear Matt Green, ask your GP about soolantra - it's a cream for rosacea that actually works. I've been using it for years, cheers!

[@MattGreenComedy]

I don't have rosacea I'm afraid

[@noodles4822]

I am so happy this video has aged! (I am sure you do too!)

[@theattentionwhores2406]

Very clever 😂

[@SkyEcho7]

😂😂😂😂😂 The Scream on the wall is very apt

[@martincopeland8153]

I thought it was Nads without her teeth in. 😱

[@EthanKristopherHartley]

That was what kept drawing my eye as I was thinking "Me too Edvard, me too!" 😂

[@highdownmartin]

It’s dorries when she’s finished the gin

[@Faff14]

Instant laugh from me, before Matt even spoke.

[@rw2578]

Simply the best, better than all the rest. This should be the national news as people get it.... I think even Boris would get it.

[@shirleycarter2231]

Like The Scream behind the minister....... nice touch ....😀

[@ptr_strzk]

Edward Munch would be proud.

[@adrianrutterford762]

Good Evening Everyone. I’ve been looking forward to this. Nice One Matt

[@creeperkiller78]

Javid and sunack resigning just before this vid is quite ironic

[@martincopeland8153]

And the Deputy Chairman resigning on air!!!!

[@anthonymcloughlin2634]

Honestly this is like watching Dumbonic Raab with his pathetic twist on what guilt is 😂 really good again Matt

[@martinsmith8487]

Proportional Representation is the only solution including that of nominated working people from every sector.

[@adblocker276]

Labour (read Starmer) are still dragging their feet on PR. It will be unforgivable if the form the next government and do not implement PR.

[@fritsgerms3565]

Like Trump, Boris and his buddies are a great source for satire. Unfortunately they also make decisions how to run a country. Scary.

[@michaelccozens]

True. Also, they themselves are less scary than the level of support they attract, and why. Good times for sedative manufacturers.

[@dessertstorm7476]

The scary thing for America is that I doubt any of these scandals would phase trump or his supporters in the slightest.

[@lesleyedgley8371]

Excellent! Looking forward to your next offering already. I wonder if Sunak and Javid have been watching you????😁

[@corrupt1238]

Larry the Cat has a decent shot at Chancellor ,breaking Nadine Dorries has volunteered for sofa duty to calm the PM

[@Mudge07]

Well as it was a sunny Summer evening, after the quickly-scheduled, near-daily apology from their leader, a couple of the staff thought it’d be fun to set some furniture out in the workspace known as the ‘garden’. They also set out the drinky-poos and nibbles but hadn’t noticed there were two loungers, too few for the full Cabinet. So, as things worked out, a pair of slow-to-react Ministers lost their place in the ensuing game of musical chairs and the party Party rumbled on, led by the merry Prime Jester himself. A very nice platter of humour from yourself, Matt.

[@marvintpandroid2213]

Define "know" 😅

[@Hannah-pk6iq]

Have not watched it yet Matt, but I think your career is over. There is no possible way that your satire could possibly top the actual truth. x

[@jyvben1520]

his sketches do boil down the history of months/years ... so on to the next pm

[@telenNG]

Bloody hell you work quickly

[@ButacuPpucatuB]

Well… I for one wasn’t aware the Boris wasn’t aware that people in his cabinet weren’t aware!!! He should let them out of said cabinet more often. Let them be aware Boris!!!!

[@susansantapola]

Matt 👍👏😁 as always. A satirical version of Les Dawson, no greater compliment my friend,!

[@MetalRocksMe.]

Bravo 👏 Matt 🙂

[@TheBorderRyker]

Spot on! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏻

[@urbanimage]

I reckon Mad Nadine is finally in with a chance of the top job! Destiny awaits.

[@wildman2012]

And Nadine will most likely quote awkwardly from Back to the Future: "I am your Density!"

[@lbukem4259]

This is brilliant Matt, your wordplay and witticisms are up there with Yes Minister 👍

[@justsayen2024]

Oh golly you have to do Jacob Reese MOGs recent interview please 🙏😊

[@vishmaster09]

"Can't you just ask him?" -"you think I'll get a straight answer" I'm dead!!

[@jyvben1520]

waiting forever to get bojo to tell the truth

[@Betleyman7853]

Blow Job will try and bluster his way through this, it will be interesting to see if he succeeds.

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Brilliant Video

[@essaweb]

Killer close!

[@sarkybugger5009]

Aaahh, if only they would _all_ do the decent thing...

[@sarkybugger5009]

@@capturedflame There are plenty of heavily armed plod around Westminster. Wink wink. 😉

[@10lauset]

.. Cheers to you.

[@violah287]

Thanks

[@MattGreenComedy]

Thank you!

[@corrupt1238]

Yes, PM 2.0

[@averycockburn31]

"The PM remembers recalling" was where I had to pause the video for a minute to recover.

[@duolingo0552]

Come on, come on.

[@vivienclogger]

Mr Quince is my MP and was the poor sap rolled out across radio and television yesterday in order to defend #BloJo. I can't see him resigning though because, unlike Bim Afolami , Mr Quince lacks the necessary integrity - in fact he's probably hoping for a promotion. I love the painting in the background. Munch's The Scream. Very appropriate.

[@duncanparsons]

..so how far through editing had you got before everyone started resigning..?

[@brackcycle9056]

I really sorry for Boris, he has been treated so badly, & been so unlucky. :- Every time he says anything people refuse to accept it as the truth & they go off & question it & check the facts ! .. How can a man lead the country with that kind of disloyalty ? If I were him I would quit !

[@jpnedlo7229]

Bye bye blojo goodbye ...and no you cannot take the £1,000 a roll wallpaper but take carrie Antoinette Lewinsky with you

[@Fatspurios]

Did you see the new chancellor dry up on sky news today. Oh my days, haven't laughed like that for along time. Err! I mean since watching your videos. Brilliant.

[@maureenlancaster1694]

I was waiting for this. An open book. What about the new chancellor and Kate Burley this morning. You’d have a field day with his bs

[@ghengis430]

Thanks for raising my awareness about the awareness Matt. Coffey couldn't have done a better job.

[@uweinhamburg]

Sometimes reality is faster than fiction, although very little fiction in your videos - most of it is documentation of an alternative reality. I will -steal- borrow the 'don't say this out loud' bit 😉🤣🤣

[@maryfenton958]

😂 Thanks Matt... if only Blojo would go. Can't wait to see what you do with that when he blubs his way out like the snatcher.... oh happy day!

[@tmarritt]

Must be annoying to make videos and have them immediately outdated, guess you could put the last bit on loop 56 time, 57, 58...

[@wombat44444444]

Bye bye boris. Crap columnist, crap mayor and the worst prime minister i have ever seen. Time for a new system with actual democracy.

[@paulharrion3398]

Brilliant video as usual. It must be a little bit like shooting fish in a barrel at the moment? Boris just keeps on fucking things up...

[@221BSam]

Will Quince is my MP, I cringed watching him 🙈

[@jyvben1520]

"straight answer" , doing a bojo aka never telling the truth

[@andrewfrancis3591]

Please tell people that have no ID to apply for a postal ballot now. Rules changing

[@upontheroof]

More relentless Boris bashing, keep up the good work!

[@thindo]

"The line we are taking now"-Clueless chancers

[@alexanderdupisztake9890]

Oh mate you're so good at this , You deserve yod own show

[@janetgough6585]

Sorry, was that 'that's the lie we're taking now'?

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

When reality is satire, this is what happens

[@jonathonjubb6626]

Too, too easy. But well done, anyway...

[@laxeystu8096]

Mining a rich seam at the moment ....

[@hylens5111]

The line we're taking now is . . .

[@chrisfarrell8796]

Sums it all up just nicely😂👋

[@clintireland389]

The laughter is palpable

[@philhitchings]

Perfect finish!

[@adblocker276]

Brilliant as usual

[@jacquelinedeigan776]

Brilliant..lol