Miscavige’s Stunning Confession: The End of Scientology?

[@daniellamcgee4251]

It's weird how I find hearing the truth about Scientology, from the person who most needs to say it, is so mind cleansing and healing ....and I am a 'never-in'!

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@daniellamcgee4251 - It's like hearing the villain admit they're the villain-oddly satisfying, even for those who've never been in the cult! Thanks for watching.

[@normalisoverrated]

My heart goes out to those trapped & deceived by scientology.

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@normalisoverrated - Absolutely. It’s so important that they know there are people out here who care and want to help them break free.

[@Robert08010]

Right now, if David Miscarriage actually spoke the truth, his tongue would burst into flame.

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@Robert08010 - It would probably set off all those empty Ideal Orgs' fire alarms! 🚨😂

[@rossshin184]

So incredibly realistic... Cause it's all true and for real! You should definitely be hosted on Aaron's SPTV! Merry Christmas from Italy!

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@rossshin184 - Haha, thanks! If only it were all true. I'd be on Aaron’s channel for sure! Merry Christmas from across the seas, and hope your holidays are filled with 'clear' moments! 🎄✨

[@rossshin184]

​@@ChurchOfSatire-tology I can't wait to see you there! Absolutely clear! Buon Natale!

[@tabernacletavern9379]

I was never into scientology and it could have fooled me. This video is very realistic

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@tabernacletavern9379 - Mission accomplished! If it can fool someone who’s not even into Scientology, I must have nailed it! 😆 Thanks for watching and make sure to subscribe for more spiritually enlightening content.

[@brianthebookguy]

GREAT WORK!

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@brianthebookguy - Thank you! Great comments like yours keep us motivated... Unlike Scientology ‘ethics checks.’ 😂

[@MGhobbyroom]

Thank you Captain Davey. It's very refreshing to hear you speak without lying for once. And the crowd obviously loves it as well! 😂😂😂

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@MGhobbyroom - You’re welcome! I’m sure the crowd is just thrilled to hear the truth for once... bet they didn’t expect that at a Scientology event! 😅😂

[@NewHavenLULZ]

I adore you skills. Thanks so much. Patty Moher

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@NewHavenLULZ - Wow, thanks, Patty! If only I had a Tone Scale for measuring awesome people... You’d be off the charts! 🩵😊

[@Aspectus]

If Ai created an apology script and Ai made it into a video....who would Scientology sue?

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@Aspectus - Haha! They’d sue AI and call it a 'Suppressive Program.' Watch out, ChatGPT, you're next! 😂

[@Floyd-w4t]

@@ChurchOfSatire-tology I think that it`s time Miscavige adressed his congregation and told them that he is actually Lord XENU.

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@@Floyd-w4t - Let’s be real, his ego is already big enough to be mistaken for a galactic overlord. He’s halfway there! 😂

[@rohypnotist6263]

@@ChurchOfSatire-tology Scientology doesn't sue , they threaten to sue but that's it .Miscavige knows that in court there's such a thing called 'discovery' where they must produce their internal records and everyone is under oath .They bluff

[@jeffholloway7974]

@@Floyd-w4t That is Mr. Lord Xenu to you.

[@dp2147]

Some literal minded Scientologist will bump into this one day and think its real.

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@dp2147 - Honestly, if they believe this is real, it might be their first step toward blowing! 🙌 We just hope they don’t try to 'write us up' for enturbulating the internet! 😂

[@georgemassey7876]

That's the hope, I think. There are many under the radar that might check this out from curiosity. That would be amazing.

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@@georgemassey7876 - Absolutely! Satire might just be the perfect way to reach someone who’s quietly questioning.

[@Heightsomethinghuman]

@@ChurchOfSatire-tology👍

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@@Heightsomethinghuman - Thanks for watching!

[@Ren_listens]

Mad skills! 👏🏻 Bravo!👏🏻

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@Ren_listens - It’s all part of our master plan to convince Xenu to sponsor our next video. 👽🎬

[@TheLegPumpkin]

The sad thing is that unlike most cults, this one has outgrown any one person and too rich to let anything stop it. He could literally say this and the Kool aid would still flow.

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@TheLegPumpkin - You’re right... At this point, it’s less a cult and more a tax-free pyramid scheme with mood rings. 😂

[@mathiasbartl903]

DM: 'Damn, these sheep are still cheering.'

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@mathiasbartl903 - DM: 'I could read them the phone book, and they'd still give a standing ovation! 😂😂😂

[@georgemassey7876]

If only - the ultimate parody. Well done! This is amazing. "Truth be told, I'm not gonna lie to you!" "Oh! Oh! Oh!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@georgemassey7876 - Appreciate it! That line is pure Scientology: sounds deep, but says nothing! 😂

[@bjorkstrand7773]

pure evil

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@bjorkstrand7773 - Agreed, but let’s not forget: even pure evil can’t resist a perfectly staged standing ovation. 😅

[@daveluck5717]

'Glorified mood ring' ...lol.

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@daveluck5717 - If only it had a setting for ‘You’re wasting your money’! 🤣

[@JamesELFERS]

Brilliant!

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@JamesELFERS - You’re too kind! I’ll take 'brilliant' as the highest compliment. More coming soon! 😁 Make sure to subscribe for more profound and spiritually enlightening content.

[@richardanderson7091]

That is awesome

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@richardanderson7091 - Glad you liked it! Now if only we could get David Miscavige to watch it… 😂😂💫🌋👽

[@nadja1104]

Great what all you ex Sc.ra edoing to raise awareness. Keep it up!

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@nadja1104 - Thanks for the support! Raising awareness and helping those affected by Scientology is what it's all about. Also ensuring that there is enough information out there to prevent anyone else from becoming another Scientology victim. We’re all in this together! 💪

[@nadja1104]

@@ChurchOfSatire-tology That is an honourable and necessary task.

[@MariaDimotsi]

"Jesus Christ and Virgin Mary"!! As we say in Greece 🇬🇷 What happened to Lil Davie? Holy Spirit entered his mind?? That's the 'Christmas Miracle'!! 😂😂😂 What mutation is this?? I can't!!🤣🤣🤣 Don't remember what I was going to say 😂😂 🩵❤️ Maria Greece 🇬🇷

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@MariaDimotsi - Right?! If this is the Christmas miracle, we can’t wait for the Easter special! 😂🇬🇷

[@MariaDimotsi]

​@@ChurchOfSatire-tologyThe Easter special is The lamb roasted in the spit above coals and goes around and around to roast it every where 😂😂 That's how we do Easter here in Greece 🇬🇷 right after the resurrection of Jesus Christ✝️ "Lil Davie I'm talking to you: Consider this please"😂😂😂 ❤ Maria Greece 🇬🇷

[@ME2UCaliforniaCoast]

So good , let's send it to the new Attorney General of Trump's cabinet.

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@ME2UCaliforniaCoast - Haha, imagine their reaction: 'Is this a skit or a confession?' 😂😂😂

[@ME2UCaliforniaCoast]

​@@ChurchOfSatire-tologyTotally confession

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@@ME2UCaliforniaCoast 😂😂😂

[@Katherine_Olson]

Trump is already pro-Scientology. How surprising huh?

[@jeffholloway7974]

One of Trump's confidents is a scientologist, Grant Cordone

[@MariaDimotsi]

All answers disappeared now 😅 Not only mine,yours too!! We have to ask Xenu's help😂😂 I can't!! And I'm in Greece 🇬🇷 across the seas! The others?? Zenu mio!! Question: In what kind of table or something Lil Davie standing on??😂😂😂 ❤ Maria

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@MariaDimotsi - Haha, Maria, I think we need a little OT-level help here! Xenu’s working his magic to keep us on our toes! 😂

[@MariaDimotsi]

@@ChurchOfSatire-tology Xenu is doing a great job 👍 Told you before Greece 🇬🇷 is with Xenu If it disappears it's Lil Davie or Tiny Tommy Toes??They need a drone to hold them up🤣🤣🤣 ❤️ Maria

[@kateku4776]

😂would love it to be real!!!

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@kateku4776 - Glad you enjoyed it! If this were real, I think Miscavige would be fleeing faster than you can say ‘Where’s Shelly?’

[@georgemassey7876]

Who knows? One day it might be!

[@chuckbeattyo]

4:10. !!!!!! "The Emeter. It's a glorified mood ring, nothing more." Choking with laughter, CWL Gives me the idea, save on buying your emeter for exploring your bogus past lives, just explore your bogus past lives with a mood ring, that'd be cheaper and just as bogus, save money. "Buy your Mood Rings here. Cheaper than Hubbard's Emeters!" -------------------------------------- Also for protesting Scientology "Stress Test" tables anywhere, any city, around the world, get protest signs: "SKIP THE STRESS TEST. BUY A MOOD RING, CHEAPER THAN THE SCIENTOLOGY LONG RUNWAY SCAM"

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@chuckbeattyo - Haha, yes! Why spend all that money when you can just get a mood ring? They’re cheaper, less stressful, and way more colorful! 💍

[@chuckbeattyo]

@@ChurchOfSatire-tology "Buy Your Mood Ring Here and See If You Have Xenu's Body-Thetans Infesting Your Body, Or Not"

[@alexmousley7213]

Amazing work (or use of AI)- Miscavige's tiny fists will be beating a little tattoo on his desk when he sees it!

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@alexmousley7213 - Thank you! Miscavige’s fists might be tiny, but his rage will be galactic! 🤣 We just hope his desk is reinforced... Those little fists pack a lot of 'entheta!' 🤣

[@MrCocoriver]

play this on time square ....new york

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@MrCocoriver - That would be epic! We can see it now: Times Square, packed with people, all asking, 'Who’s David Miscavige again?' 😂 We think we’d need a whole fleet of people to hold the cameras for the ‘reactions’ segment. 😂

[@gbear1005]

Where is shelley?

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@gbear1005 - Rumor has it, she’s on a spiritual sabbatical... aka locked in a compound. 😬 All jokes aside, we hope she is safe and well.

[@johnmckay6056]

Does anybody else see the Scientology symblol as crossed-out Christianity?

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@johnmckay6056 - I can totally see that! The cross gets a Scientology makeover - 'new and improved' with extra secrecy! 😅

[@ToddMiller-nl2wn]

What’s really funny is that he’s disclosing all this at the 2007 Basics Event in Clearwater. Looks like he just sent Gross Book Sales stats into non-e.

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@ToddMiller-nl2wn - Exactly! What better way to top off the event than with a deep dive into the real basics... like, ‘Oops, I lied all along.’ 😅

[@Jason-1977]

Der heutige Elon Musk erinnert mich stark an den irren David M.

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@Jason-1977 - We see the comparison! Both are brilliant, but one might be slightly more cult-ish than the other. 🤔😂

[@knelle1114]

I wouldn’t be surprised if he starts his own cult.

[@Lpreilly72]

“Nothing is the solution to all of life’s problems” says the Second Law of Thermodynamics. It’s a law of nature. It’s called “entropy”. Things fall apart, including people. They have to. When David says he has the solution to all of life’s problems, ask him about his receding hairline! 😅

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@Lpreilly72 - Haha, entropy at work... especially on the hairline! Maybe David needs an 'auditing' session with Mother Nature herself! 😂

[@fionagalbraith5590]

😮😮😮 DM it's so nice to hear you owning up that it was all under your knowledge and leadership crimes were committed and that you personally lied. If only this was really being said in reality and not thru AI.Loved how you did this though very clever and the perfect speech Can't help but wonder if the protesters used this what might happen? Hmmmm we can only hope ,pray and continue our individual efforts to end this cult. Best wishes to all. Love Aussie Fiona 💖❤️💜🩷👀👀👽👽👀👀👀👽👽👀👀

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@fionagalbraith5590 - You’re spot on, Fiona! If only real life was as transparent as this parody... but hey, we’ll keep pushing for the truth anyway! 💪❤️ Thanks for always watching and commenting. Your support means the world. We hope you had a lovely Christmas!

[@juliepuckett7721]

If you watch his lips, he is NOT saying that...

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@juliepuckett7721 - Oh, you noticed the lips but not the ‘parody’ plastered everywhere? I guess that’s what happens when you skip over the obvious! 😂

[@MariaDimotsi]

Hi 👋 from Greece 🇬🇷 Μy answer to you about Easter again disappeared from Top Comments!! I can only see it in the New comments! See.. I'm helpful 😂😂😂 Not only Lil Davie 😂😂 ❤ Maria

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@MariaDimotsi - Hello again, Maria! 👋 Lil Davie must be suppressing your comments... even the AI can’t keep up with his antics! 😂 We hope you had a great Christmas.

[@MariaDimotsi]

@@ChurchOfSatire-tology Hi again from Greece 🇬🇷 Have you found the answer about the Easter?If that was the miracle of Christmas imagine Easter 😂😂 You said something like that!! Don't make me take you to the priest/pastor and spll your guts out!! On your knees 🤣🤣❤️ Maria

[@jimmyguitar2933]

For all their talk of being international and post-racial. Scientology audiences sure seem to be 99.9% lily-white. Also, I still don't get how they get away with using a cross in their iconography. Seems pretty self-contradictory to me! Great work, BTW.

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@jimmyguitar2933 - Appreciate it! And hey, if you find the diversity, maybe it's hiding with Shelly Miscavige.

[@ghostofmyself4734]

AI is crazy ,but very good here

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@ghostofmyself4734 - AI: the one thing crazier than Scientology, but way more entertaining! 😂😂😂

[@Llamamagic2024]

Damn scary deep fake.

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@Llamamagic2024 - Glad you think so! The only thing scarier than this deep fake? Lil Davie realizing people can’t tell the difference. 😂 It’s like Scientology PR... Convincing, but not quite real. 😉

[@fullthrottlemaxrpm]

This is so unbelievably fake

[@ChurchOfSatire-tology]

@fullthrottlemaxrpm - Oh no, you’re telling me this deepfake parody isn’t real? What gave it away... the exaggerated confessions or the fact that it’s literally labeled fake everywhere? 😅 How did you miss all the clues? 😆

[@knelle1114]

it’s intended to mock the Human Trafficking Cult of Scientology using AI. I think they do a great job at it.