Masturbatory Stories with Cr1TiKaL - Misfits Podcast

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[@dougdelyser2734]

Yes, finally the misfits is broadening their types of guests on the show. Now they have a professional actor

[@kaktra]

And published author

[@cannonberk]

And a man respawn after 3 days

[@codex5949]

and a professional Sex Toy acrobat

[@colstenvolpe244]

And an amateur police officer

[@seanieboi3100]

And accomplished songwriter

[@Panchito7485]

Swagger needs his own solo podcast where he just rants for an hour every week. He's an infinite encyclopedia of useless knowledge.

[@Nuga_tory]

Yes

[@ashton2405]

I need that to

[@bee_._berry7324]

I'd listen to that. I want love useless information 👁👄👁

[@VikingMan-tu6xr]

Swagger and moistcritical need a podcast

[@chadg.8948]

just ranting about drugs for an hour

[@wraithval4680]

The crossover everyone needed, but no one deserved.

[@Jr-ug8po]

Honestly, I got hyped af when I seen Charlie was here

[@magnumopus788]

Its like a cinematic universe. Most youtubers i know have made videos with eachother

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toe nails... NEVER! I am the feet KZbinr. Thanks for being a fan, dear wari

[@OK-ez2jx]

AxxL lmao no ones a fan of you

[@ripley_live]

both fitz and swagger have their own Official Podcast episodes so the idea of this "crossover" isnt new

[@karmine99]

First 4 letters of the watch URL: wAnK Absolute perfection

[@mattharris7674]

Good catch my dude

[@amirbahrun3098]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rXLRfKmIbp2AgaM Holy shit

[@LeninNCM]

Lmaooooooo

[@Flehzy]

under rated comment lmfao

[@benjamancini]

@@tulvideo I know what it is but i'm still going to click it

[@medlicote3867]

As Charlie would say, This is the greatest crossover of all time

[@angryman6268]

Medlicote this is the greatest misfits podcast of All Time

[@bossman4993]

@@angryman6268 I think acid or Poland was better tbh

[@tylerhayes4584]

Bossman499 it’s not the best but he’s just saying what Charlie would say

[@richphillips4310]

Anime crossover

[@zeddeligt8592]

Thank you sir

[@yeahnahnahyeah4322]

"i'd love to get bit by a shark" - An American who doesn't swim

[@jarjar7872]

Gamers can’t swim it’s a scientific fact

[@katelyn6404]

doesn't he live in australia?

[@yeahnahnahyeah4322]

@@katelyn6404 nuuuu

[@Verixz-mz4zj]

Can’t believe they got the guy who holds multiple Fleshlight Guinness World Records on the podcast.

[@nesttitanofficial7487]

I know

[@adrain1162]

Don’t forget the guy who acted in The Hunger Games

[@gaugesmock4671]

It's so cute how Charlie and swagger are fanboying over eachother the whole podcast

[@BustTheGoo]

Swagger and Charlie get along so well because they’re always seeing eye to eye.

[@liamwest472]

Damn, not many people will get this one

[@benic5527]

Short people unite

[@matty_daddy]

5”6 as god wants it to be

[@abbadonprod]

Htf does this only have 99 likes? This joke is great.

[@wintercobra5647]

The short jokes, they're so cringe

[@notarsun]

Everyone is mentioning his role in hunger games, but not as the well known song writer of lets party party party tonight?

[@meatmanmagoo]

With such classics like SkyNut, the song about robots using us for our cum!?

[@EmersonR73]

Wait is this the legendary actor from Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1?

[@tjs555]

Omg I think so!

[@ZaReGFX]

Correct

[@tedyyea5927]

He's not on the cast list tho

[@criticalmoistrat6556]

@@tedyyea5927 ooof to you

[@AkaTipla]

eDdY T he wasn’t on the list cause it’s so obvious he’s in it, it’s basically a whole scene

[@rugrats5469]

Someone on the other side of the world - Wanna smoke some weed? Swagger: 40:52

[@vinbenzin2402]

Made me chuckle... Good one m8

[@colerawson1399]

this should be the number 1 comment

[@moodymoods9261]

HAHAHHAHA WTF

[@yukihinata2153]

You deserve a medal from me

[@bee_._berry7324]

I love this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Nikita-yf4vl]

The 1 dislike is definitely the hot girl that didn’t get to get pounded by Charlie

[@themajesicjuan7443]

The second one is the dinosaur mad that Charlie didn't text back

[@bossman4993]

The other 5 are gay guys that are mad Charlie is straight

[@jwangster3228]

And the other 6 are Australians that wanted to like

[@Nikita-yf4vl]

@@jwangster3228 lmaoo

[@abdullahzafar2023]

the 17 dislikes are the people who wanted Charlie to sell his card pack collections to but were denied

[@Coppa_Coldsky]

For anyone who doesn’t know Charlie had both Swagger and Fitz on his own podcast like 2 years ago

[@ollib9837]

The sexual tension here is just... astonishing.

[@anythingbutmyrealname]

Lmao

[@northuniverse]

You could cut it with a knife

[@CubeStarMaster]

osrs is better then rs3

[@r011ing_thunder6]

Wdym lol

[@benjaminli188]

Watching Swagger's eyes at 50:05 never fails to make me laugh.

[@alwaysray8850]

Lol! dude I saw your comment before I watched the video and once I saw that part I immediately remembered your comment! 🤣

[@SlimThief]

The pure terror

[@christianstraub9729]

I need to find myself a girl who would laugh at me like how Swagger laughs at Charlie

[@user-zm7zl9lc6j]

At you or with you lmao

[@cashvc]

i can’t believe misfits got the famed award winning author Genghis Swan on the podcast

[@VamshiOhgs]

This might be the best guest misfits have ever had, the moist king himself has graced us with his appearance.

[@BlacKJacKNeXusGaming]

Raccoon eggs was great as well

[@roshanpk9101]

Definitely the best

[@Santi-qp1gn]

i think bbno$, kryoz, smi7y and pyro are my favorites

[@q_thediddler]

999

[@FutureKLX300SMowner]

Okay this has 420 likes, nobody fuckin touch it

[@W00ZY117]

I need to know what swagger heard at 40:52

[@stiffy237]

Hello and welcome back to "how to make shrooms out of a nut sock"

[@josephcingrani7161]

The chemistry between Charlie and swagger. Can tell they're all having fun

[@imsorryforarguingbut4555]

what’s your definition of fun lol

[@flyyod5557]

My cousin got a terrible scar from spilling boiling water down his whole arm and his scar makes his arm look like a mechanical arm and it’s cool

[@forkyforklift2924]

random, but cool

[@LiamGervaise]

I know someone called yellyon

[@daedreaming6267]

Got a picture of it?

[@perp5879]

​@@forkyforklift2924 did you watch the podcast

[@flyyod5557]

Amön Goeth how would I send you them and he moved away

[@PuffPuffPassTheJenkem]

6:59 I feel bad that nobody laughed at Matt’s huawei joke. I thought it was funny

[@d0gtree14]

“Adam and eve” me as an intellectual “Snakes on a plane”

[@braedenplays9773]

the average pp length is 6 inches or sum, and 3,937 inches= 100 meters we would have to stroke our pp 656 times in order to go 100 meters, now let's say you do 4 strokes per second it would take you about 2 and 1/2 min to reach 100 meters. what if you're bold? 8 strokes per second 8 x 6= 48, 3937/ 48= 1 min and 22 sec also i don't know if this math is right, i'm really high.

[@savedname9959]

I....I am...speechless.

[@JulmaKulma688]

I have my respect for you

[@kinmakin2180]

cant believe they got charlie better known by the post menopausal women as genghis swan author of popular adult poetry

[@arandominternetperson437]

I know other people have said it but the sexual tension between swagger and homeless jesus is incredible

[@deplios7799]

You know the Misfits are moving up in the world when the guests are people like Tony Hawk’s son, Keanu Reeves, Jesus and Charlie White.

[@sponge1478]

Cr1tikal and penguinz0 too

[@gamesensealpha]

@@sponge1478 dont forget moist

[@finleycc7955]

is it a coincidence that the link starts with wAnK

[@easypeasylemonsqueezy4]

Omg

[@hauntinguxoxo]

the way swagger talks to charlie is adorable. they must meet up. they must ki-

[@distant40]

No

[@hartjewellery]

LL

[@mamblam]

ndly shake eachother's hand

[@Pretko]

-ll themselves :D

[@Felipe-tl5gm]

No Stop it Please

[@kugi1010]

The 27 dislikes are the hot girls who got blown off for a dinosaur

[@tobii6939]

The whole ‘pedophile ring in the places of high power’ is an interesting theory. Also, Prince Andrews (in England) is starting to slip up and out crucial info about the Epstein case and his Black Book (of sorts).

[@jodofly1158]

Doubt it's any more popular among the rich than average people, money doesnt create a sexual attraction.. granted they're power helps them but I think alot of people would be surprised how many people share that same attraction for minors but dont/cant act on it

[@lewisadam5861]

@@jodofly1158 id rather pedophiles who cant act on it that pedophiles who do act on it and get away with it after destroying young people lives

[@notch2k]

What's the pedophile ring?

[@10.percent]

@@notch2k It's been blacklisted, then the Epstein situation caught attention from it, even covered up on mainstream media. You'll have to find it out somewhere on the internet.

[@thesouthfacee]

It's not a theory anymore, it's a fact

[@grindhouseclown5621]

Someone right now is in Blender creating Charlies lucid dream.

[@PlumyBear]

I love Charlies voice, no homo. He just has that podcast chill voice

[@benic5527]

He has a podcast

[@PlumyBear]

salsaking324 I know. His voice is so perfect for podcasts

[@salmonsalvation6441]

@@PlumyBear yeah he has a podcast

[@PlumyBear]

Salmon Salvation yeah lol I listen to his podcasts

[@salmonsalvation6441]

@@PlumyBear yeah sorry I was being a dickhead

[@bongle_dongle747]

The 54 dislikes are all the other actors in the Hunger Games that are mad because Charlie stole the show

[@scegg3006]

literally started watching charlie 3 days ago. this is epic.

[@Yourlibrarian]

What are your thoughts so far?

[@scegg3006]

@@Yourlibrarian hes such a breath of fresh air for me from youtube. hes really something else

[@Yourlibrarian]

ScEgg that’s sweet. I’ve been watching him on and off for years now. I love how he’s just blunt with how he feels about stuff. Have you seen the cockroach video yet?

[@scegg3006]

@@Yourlibrarian exactly his humour is so perfect. and now i havent, i just looked it up and will definitely watch it after this

[@Yourlibrarian]

ScEgg heh. Nice.

[@trisarah_tops7799]

Swagger has immaculate eyebrows and his eyes have penetrated my soul. Love the podcast guys, poggers

[@user12043]

this crossover was much needed

[@ShutUpJayke]

When no one laughed at Fitz’s Hogwarts joke apart from himself I felt that

[@kostrunks3046]

I can’t believe they got one of the lead actors from the hunger games to come on the show

[@MineProWes]

“This podcast makes me want to run into a wall repeatedly, in a good way” -WoogieBoogie 2020

[@jarrodbenney9892]

It’s been a year And I can’t believe I came up with such an intellectual statement

[@upengraden3792]

Swaggersouls talking about goosebumps freaking him out connected with me pretty well. My favorite was the one where the dad was replaced by a plant monster. The twist really freaked me out in the end where the daughter finally thinks she's saved her father from the fake one, then a dandelion or something whispers to her "Hey! I'm your real father!"

[@hankhill2254]

Loved that episode The slappy episodes were great and scared the shit out of me when i was 7 or 8

[@dodo19923]

@@hankhill2254 Bruh, i forgot about goosebumps... looks like i'll be binge watching them all again lmao

[@magnusmont5596]

Matt looks both like a super villain and a middle schooler trying to impress his crush.

[@8igPoppa]

Imagine being the one guy who disliked this.

[@kavusem539]

only 9 idiots

[@bonkknutz153]

50

70

[@angrydoge1466]

71

[@10.percent]

96

[@elliehighfield9922]

charlie and Swagger are just fangirling over eachother, and Fits is the jealous boyfriend

[@Froed]

the Moist father himself.

[@CarlosGarcia-oq6to]

Dude they need to show the pictures and stuff they're looking at bro because they hype it up and im just here waiting. Now I have to look up what a lightning scar looks like

[@newman252]

Finally, someone shorter than swagger on the podcast.

[@valgb77]

Copied lol

[@rottenfriedrice6605]

categories 1. the 10-minute dash: whoever busts a nut before ten minutes is disqualified, the hand to size ratio affects the BPM for each competitor. 2. the High jump: The tallest nut wins, it is measured from head to end of the nut 3. Long jump Longest nut wins 4. The iron arm A race full of different categories, you cannot bust until to pass the finish line 5. poll vaulting Whoever can lift their belly button furthest from the ground wins,.

[@darkstar2563]

I admire how smart swagger really is, he’s actually such an intellect

[@flyyod5557]

He’s just a geek

[@lookanlike2]

youre swagger and youre posting from an alt account huh??

[@sytricka3318]

I mean he just sounds like someone who watches educational youtube videos. Most of his knowledge on different subjects seems very surface level

[@moodymoods9261]

@@sytricka3318 I mean it's always good to have some sort of knowledge on all topics, so you can join in conversation with people with different interests and fields of expertise

[@bendover-yd9be]

Jesus Fitz, lockdown looks like it's hit you the hardest

[@davidm.3917]

The crossover nobody knew we needed

[@Nomiverse]

Didn't know misfits were having professional writers on their podcast now good to see they are expanding.

[@Al3xtheMeh]

So nice of them to bring such an interesting homeless man onto their podcast.

[@novetii8326]

its good to see that guy that starred in The Hunger Games with the misfits getting along

[@Amph3tamemes]

Kinda noticed that Mason was extra silent this episode

[@skipperbut]

50:14 the look of fear and surprise in swaggers face after Charley spoke of his sins

[@sjtin3593]

My god the collaboration we never thought we would see, but we needed

[@kfcninja5957]

Think about this, if you can lucid dream every night, you basically become God in your own mind. And at what point does the dream become better than reality. At that point you would no longer wish to be awake. The dream would become your reality and your reality would be the dream.

[@jordanclapp7028]

Swagger talking about the Goosebumps story with the dentist amusement ride reminded me that my orthodontist never got back to me about fixing my permanent retainer. Thanks

[@marvinthegreat3830]

30:21 Funniest part of the podcast

[@amanda-us7cr]

everyone looking to the left makes me uncomfy

[@jeri.grains1222]

Who is that?

[@BrittleChaos]

I actually thought Matt was ben shapiro for like 2 seconds

[@NS-ol9cs]

The crossover no one asked for, but everyone needed

[@sessamechickens4441]

Yung Jumal no we defo asked for this

[@whitecrayon6142]

What do you mean? I've prayed for this crossover every night since they had Michael Reeves.

[@kcthekid7640]

This already happened on his podcast tho lol

[@NS-ol9cs]

@@whitecrayon6142 sorry for not knowing you pray

[@SERPENT741]

“Did you guys ever read choose your own adventure?” “YEAH GOOSEBUMPS!”

[@girderstrongproductions6737]

Day one of asking the misfits to get Steve Irwin’s son on the podcast

[@moe2624]

hes like 15

[@girderstrongproductions6737]

moe oh shit yeah he’s 16. I was watching a show about Steve Irwin’s sanctuary the other day and he looks older

[@jtr4256]

I feel like Robert might be too innocent for a podcast like this. Who knows, I could be wrong.

[@dodo19923]

@@jtr4256 Dude basically plays with wild animals for a living... nothing these dimwits (I love the lads, it's a joke) say to him could offend him.... anyway it would be an hour of them all crying about his pops being gone and who could blame them while the poor lad probably wants to tell them about a new winged poisonous kangaroo he's got back at home.

[@xayln786]

the last 5 minutes of the show got me wanting to search up weird shit like that anarchist whatever but not tryna get arrested again

[@justins8634]

charlie and swaggersouls together is so great. It's just great.

[@BEASTYBYRD]

Does some all powerful hero know the stream vod of Charlie watching the yahweh conspiracy videos he talks about at 6:46?

[@ehgms]

Whole time was swagger and Charlie bonding

[@deef6242]

i love listening to the conversations between charlie and swagger. they're so genuinely awesome that everything they talk about sounds like theyre having so much fun

[@kaseywaites6996]

and they both have seggsy voices

[@stephiepoox1695]

I need a list of all the documentaries swagger has watched because he knows the most random, but interesting shit.

[@andrewilardo5150]

is this that GM in chess and the guy that starred in that hunger games movie?

[@eldercaesar]

Last time I was this early to a podcast, Charlie had short hair

[@yeee.t]

Throughout the show, you can see how similar swagger and critical are

[@flimbogod5345]

damn i dont think ive ever been this early to a podcast

[@callmebrandonC]

I listened to this podcast yesterday

[@AnimationPB]

"Look how many tabs this guy has open" Then there is me, who has over 2k open at most times. Stop attacking me.

[@obotowski]

why tho

[@funnymanstan4145]

It's always a good podcast when Swagger is clearly deeply in love with the guest. The same thing happened with Michael. Great vid

[@imsorryforarguingbut4555]

it’s always the short people

[@notmax8928]

@@imsorryforarguingbut4555 i love you lmao

[@sudhansupandey6387]

what conspiracy channel are they talking about

[@aidenp8661]

now everyone from the misfits podcast be guest for the official podcast.

[@davisjphotos]

I love how Charlie is the only person without a mic shoved in his face 😂😂

[@Spartan8676]

They actually got him on wow

[@legatelanius9210]

To be honest, I have no ideal who he is (To be honest I don’t know who any celebrities are)

[@callmebrandonC]

He got swagger and Fitz on his podcast

[@CallMeEitan]

The three amigos have an intimate conversation with Jesus himself.

[@NinAnderson]

Oh damn i was waiting for this

[@Ledbottom86]

Ill never understand how people can be more scared of flying in a plane and prefer the way more dangerous act of driving 10x more hours to the destination.

[@speccyneek]

This pod has late night discord call with the bois vibes with the linking eachother weird shit

[@pix3lle375]

The spirit cooking theory thing is literally the plot of Interstellar 5555 which is an anime movie with Daft Punk music xD

[@JakeRoss827]

I’m a simple man, I see misfits podcast, I click

[@Angie-db4cf]

14:00 bloxy cola

[@jerekrear8242]

Oh Lord it's the man that stands up to the Karen's.

[@JimTheKid]

You should watch scrubby/scrubs

[@arcticdingdong]

Why does Charlie look so lost 90% of this episode

[@ProDudeFilmsGaming]

40:50 *Swagger souls thinks he hears something*

[@imsorryforarguingbut4555]

his cat eats his walls

[@Lowtiervergil347]

Can someone link me that conspiracy theory video where that guy talks about the ya way and spirit cooking and the guy in the comments talking about an octopus coming out of his mouth

[@southeastevan]

Does swagger have a receding hairline? I feel like he does or he’s bald...

[@zoombabweeggwipe6263]

As a meth addict. I can confirm

[@DailyMoFo1]

I lucid dream every night, naturally. And you do learn a lot about yourself, especially if you’re into mysticism or even occultism.

[@malutkamoia]

Most times I have lucid nightmare because I cant control my thoughts :c

[@JimTheKid]

Same I have learned to do it over time

[@thenoob-te1gd]

What's the video for the spirit cooking they talking about

[@PrelminaryProblem]

I can’t believe swagger read the horror land books like me

[@Shinransa]

The Shamwow and Slapchop dub was made by Jaboody dubs, wasn't it?