Miss = I Lose Money

[@helloiispain5685]

It's always foreboding video titles like "help" that makes me love and concern failboat content

[@Mr.Vossis]

Yeah

[@shutupaboutmyoldcomments]

and then he changes the title

[@arandomguy3630]

@@shutupaboutmyoldcomments yeah it’s so stupid

[@pokewolx_]

Yea

[@jmtthepixelmon16]

@Jack Wrath I will beam attack you

[@sey7686]

The quick compilation of Fail screaming at the beginning of these kinda of videos never gets old

[@VulcanW]

Stuff like this confuses me so much, then I realise it's a Failboat video and I'm like "This is Fine"

[@hotbucket]

@Jack Wrath oh hey i saw you on coryxkenshin

[@heatherramirez6141]

Ah yes, a fellow Paldean Wooper enjoyer. Wear your pfp like a badge of honor.

[@jackygemme863]

It’s all fun and games till it’s not him

[@mylocoley3579]

every failboat title typically shows *immediate pain* and makes you think about the impending doom you are about to watch and the suffering that has happened

[@ChaosPancakes]

Fun fact: when I did this, at the jumping up the inkrail part, my controller decided that in one moment, to use all it’s power to jump AROUND the inkrail despite me holding forward.

[@foam3231]

my controller does something similar, in which when i am holding forward sometimes it will not go forward. which was great to work around in the inkrails

[@PoipoleADMyt]

I remember beating the story mode and attempting After Alterna at 9 o’clock at night, and then going to school the next day and trying again afterwards. Honestly some of my favorite moments playing this game.

[@zacharywoloszynski4258]

Mr. Boat’s notifications are truly something special. A cry for help, if you will…

[@PhantomOfficial07]

Mr Boat???

[@xavierfristonhughes2955]

Mr beast about to meet his maker

[@PhantomOfficial07]

@@xavierfristonhughes2955 MR BEAAAST!!!

[@CannonKid]

Failboat just got a upgrade to Mr!!!

[@Sagaci]

That was some of the best free Fettucine Alfredo I've ever eaten.

[@someweirdo428]

The fact that he didn’t fully level up before doing this is a… strange decision. But that’s why I watch him I guess

[@Joker_Kirby]

Imagine not fully upgrading the skill tree before After Alterna

[@MadWeegee]

A real Chad move

[@Yamper225]

for real

[@theshyguy9855]

i want to complete After Alterna without a single upgrade. I played through every single level, without having any upgrades unlocked. now I just need to grind After Alterna, currently, the ink rails in the first section are my nemesis. once I am past those and the entirety of section 2, it's over for you all.

[@kaehihi]

@@theshyguy9855 Did you finish it?

[@theshyguy9855]

@@kaehihi unfortunately not, I currently don't feel like playing Splatoon 3 and Section 2 with the balloons and the slow fire rate is absolute hell. i haven't made it past that section once. i think that i will be able to beat it once section 2 is done. i will start the grind back up soon.

[@Coolnor_Coolness]

Based on the name alone, this sounds like another fun splatoon video with no suffering whatsoever

[@awkward1290]

When I attempt After Alterna for the 4th time, I shall put my sensitivity all the way up when it's time for the targets. Might make me worse at the other parts but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to take if I can get through the damn targets. *Update:* I did the first bit in one go and my new personal best was the part where you have to pop 5 targets in a short amount of time. *Update 2:* I managed to beat it after a bit, so it's either that I got better at the targets after all of the attempta or the method works.

[@potatoeface10]

Watching this stream and then seeing the video makes me realise how much difference there is when it gets edited

[@Burning_Head]

I love how the last 2 digits that he didn't give imply that there is 1225 possible combinations still

[@crepstersworld]

Have fun trying em all

[@Lyoko.G]

I'm happy to say that I bought a Bass Pros Shop hat with part of one of the gift cards Fail ended up giving chat during this stream. I removed the B :)

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

Underrated comment

[@tomodaphne]

This stream was on my birthday. I’m so glad I was able to catch it, and I’m so glad you wished me a happy birthday. You made my birthday really special.

[@stevesamuals2651]

This became a video? You did so well I'm surprised you had enough content. Well done noteblock

[@aneasteregg8171]

Yeah really he pretty much breezed through this.

[@jasbirsalooja6540]

Yeah really he pretty much breezed through this.

[@1stAid]

After Alterna's rails + balloon section with the big drop caused some of the most trouble with me. There were multiple times where I destroyed all the balloons but it was a split second too late so I died anyways.

[@ACE44-404]

I agree that segment is hell

[@1stAid]

I was using sticks at the time so that might've made things worse

[@ACE44-404]

@@1stAid I was doing the same

[@mikegoutokujiii]

what

[@lemon66111]

burst bombs help

[@danbrads4711]

When Failboat uploads a video called “help” it lets you know this will be a horrific video

[@meeeeeeeeeeeeeewi]

I think I've deciphered the hidden message in this video... Failboat is in danger.

[@Shannessa]

3:53 Someone actually completed this section with only Burst Bombs apparently

[@faketaranza]

Yeah that was Alpharad i think

[@gagidoo4757]

@@faketaranza no it was gamechamp's min gun run

[@zixvirzjghamn737]

@@gagidoo4757 why not both?

[@gagidoo4757]

@@zixvirzjghamn737 i watch alpha, he hasnt done that

[@MasterMarx]

Welcome to the Champion's Road of Splatoon 3! Your sanity will be gone for good as you try to beat this level. If you've beaten it without dying once, you are a true master of Splatoon 3.

[@Sirboi389]

My sanity was gone before that level

[@triggerhappy4199]

Die never heard of it

[@weirdal1en]

I remember this stream, I remember your concern in asking how long it took us all to beat this pfff.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I saw that the stream for after alterna Was happening but I missed it, and I just remembered that fact today and was rewatching some after alterna content, what acoincidence! This is the 1st darker side/champion's road type level I've ever completet, pretty proud of myself for that, but man was it tough! Still haven't beaten inner agent 3 either

[@pupperboi8000]

It's been a long time since Failboat has made a normal thumbnail that isn't a cry for help

[@nandthesword]

I feel like Failboat’s titles are just becoming even more concerning.

[@acnak1208]

i listened to the amalgamation of all the takes dan did for the intro on twitter and all i could make out is something about dying in splatoon 3 equals more wallet space, and i stand correct

[@IsTheMeep]

Mr. Boat gave us a 1/676 chance to get the card, so good luck

[@cirnocard5710]

As someone who hasn't played any PvP in like 4 years, the final section of this level took me like an hour. Partially because for like over half of that time I was trying to use the specials, none of which I was particularly good at using in that situation

[@Rose-ty7he]

“Surely I won’t lose much money because of this..right?” **A few minutes later** “H A H A, I M I N D A N G E R”

[@gamergurl2270]

Failboat is honestly just- A funny guy! He makes *funny* jokes right on the spot!

[@porkupine9083]

I liked the part in the stream where failboat said it's failin time and then failed, so sad they cut it out in the video.

[@nerdicperson6235]

Ive been waiting for this moment, Dan. You have now experienced the true agony of playing Splatoon 3 on Solo Mode. You have earned.. A bear-ear-hat.

[@pokechamp7524]

Help is never there for After Alterna.

[@leaflyndrawsstuff]

Every single time Fail puts money on the line something goes horribly wrong and he spends way more than expected. And yet he keeps doing it. 10/10 would watch Boat Man suffer again.

[@piglinenthusiast5926]

The stream was very fun, congrats on beating after alterna

[@JJ5Gamer]

It's great to just see "help" in my notifications, not worrying at all

[@dreambert9007]

I just imagine the next two days failboats moderator is gonna be like “why is there an angry mob outside my door”

[@LumaMars]

The final part got me because I just kept forgetting I have splashdown, and if I remembered I thought it was a can special

[@Gayboythenormalboy1686]

Imagine my concern when i am talking with my friends and all of the sudden KZbin is asking for help

[@EpicTPG]

HE DIDN'T START THE VIDEO WITH THE IDEA IS SIMPLE

[@oogboog7158]

The first checkpoint was the hardest in my opinion

[@uwufemboy5683]

Opens phone 1 notification From Failboat “help” This is gonna be a good one

[@TECnet-2]

Yep..

[@evancraftgc6271]

Something funny is that I was watching the replay for this stream about 30 minutes ago

[@MinoriGaming]

when the League of Legends gift card was revealed the entire chat started spamming "ew" and "yuck," that was the highlight of the stream tbh.

[@Volt790]

4:20 Never seen that happen before, convinced Failboat is the unluckiest person.

[@sillyserber]

At first I got scared from the thumbnail but then I realized it was fail boat 👍

[@MaximeLafreniere433]

It was really fun to watch it live. Seeing Dan die 10 times (I counted them all) and giving away money in this ridiculous way was so much fun! I was really surprised there were checkpoints in this level. Knowing Nintendo in their "Ultimate challenges", I was sure there would have been none. And I think it should have been this way, this level isn't that hard because of that (No, I am not a masochist. Yes, I am merciless.). Edit: I have rethought about it, go at the end of my third comment in the chain for explanation (should be the 6th one) Don't get me wrong, it is hard, but not enough in my opinion to really be a "Ultimate Nintendo Challenge". I only died 3 times, it should been one more, but I did the craziest save in Splatoon history with a Splashdown at the very end of the platforming section.

[@aneasteregg8171]

No checkpoints would make it trash. That's not a challenge, it's just a time waster.

[@MaximeLafreniere433]

@@aneasteregg8171 No checkpoint would make it similar to other Ultimate Nintendo Challenges: "The Perfect Run" (Galaxy 2), "Champion's Road" (3D World), "S8-👑" (3D Land) and even Inner Agent 3. After Alterna is not very hard anyway.

[@fennekinsmith6603]

If you want a challenge do it with no upgrades. That's what I did.

[@MaximeLafreniere433]

@@fennekinsmith6603 I won't redo the full game for that little of a challenge.

[@DoomerSlice]

Yeah that’d just make the level way too time waste-y and annoying for majority of other players If you want more of a challenge you could just try to do it all in one go yourself? Restart from the beginning on each death?

[@ThatOneD6]

The upside of being a failboat subscriber is you get cry’s of pain in your sub box

[@Sanitized-Agent-8]

Failboat: I'm and S+ player. Meanwhile him not saying he is 967 points in debt:

[@jacedawg355]

This is like the third or fourth time i've seen dan post a video titled "help" pop up in my notification box.. *I might need some*

[@theawsomecheese9714]

1:00 *OH BOY, A CURTAIN!*

[@sonicdragon75]

I have got to hand it to you, Failboat: you played that level really well. Quick adaptations and effective action earned you the one gift card you were able to keep. I'm proud with how well you faced, traversed, and accomplished this level with such a minimal death count.

[@autismrk8636]

When this was live it was somehow a lot less of a disaster than I thought, this level took me half a day to beat

[@carcinoVantas]

i loved this stream serious fun, homestuck galore and good food on my end, this will probably be my fav for a while

[@saikoormike]

5:05 I use 5 sensitivity on my sticks too One difference: I use sticks, not motion

[@kawiiapple8751]

These videos always make me happy!

[@blastrbeam3186]

Hi this is the breadsticks guy from olive garden, I have subscribed

[@David_346]

Failboat gets to the check point and sees balloons then remember the struggles he had

[@nostalgia6363]

GAMERS WE MUST RISE UP AND FIND THE LAST TWO DIGITS OF THE AMAZON CODE

[@Emihana]

I'm coming back to this to rewatch this because I'm struggling with After Alterna specifically the part at 3:15 so far. I would much rather fight inner agent 3 again then have to do this level anymore.

[@XerxesTexasToast]

The reveal that the gift card was to Bass Pro Shops made me cackle

[@XerxesTexasToast]

Also I am shamelessly watching this video to know what's ahead of me because I've never made it past the walljump section.

[@XerxesTexasToast]

THE OLIVE GARDEN CARD

[@bwebii]

What did we learn in the video? the TRUE worst artificial intelligence bots are not the fuzzy octolings, but your team mates in literally any ranked mode

[@RoyalGriffin.]

Love how every time fail thinks he figured out the level, reality hits him like a truck.

[@UnovaPkmnEnjoyer]

-Gets 100$ -Spends it on worms Giga chad move

[@aurora_x86]

6:28 MORE LIKE FLYING WORST CLASS

[@galaxy_mew]

I did beat after alterna but… when playing at like 3am I did mess up at the rolling things at the beginning and I died so many times at the spinny thing that was right after where fail died. Makes me feel like a bad gamer, which is fair. (I use stick controls)

[@Jetfox967]

Fail: I am starting to second guess this stream’s gimmick. Me: It was at this moment that Failboat realized that this might have been a bad idea.

[@tborzoni1069]

God I love failboats name for videos as I’m looking at KZbin and I see my favourite KZbinr making a video called *help*

[@ImJustHere8888]

Should of expected “help” to be the tittle of Dan’s video on after alterna

[@imanobody6029]

I remember this, can't wait for more streams

[@rodnythe1]

You son of a good guy not giving us the two last letter now i have to crack the code myself wait there is no amazon in lebanon well good luck for the rest of you all

[@biggamer8834]

as a failboat subscriber, i can confirm this is a normal title

[@Orange-up9ou]

Getting the notification”help” is the funniest thing ever

[@Sirboi389]

Love your pfp btw

[@OFFICIALCjPalsGamingPals]

Remember E-Goo when you put Egad’s face on Gooigi’s face?

[@Teuthis]

I remember the chat being like 'Liv Laugh Love' lore! Lol (Liv is his Sploon 3 character)

[@kiiroflower]

was in the stream when this happened, this was absolutely hilarious

[@dengc8973]

Every death I thought "oh, it can't get funnier than the this code" and every death it proved me wrong

[@DoctorMedicine_]

0:47 in sploon tree you have almost no air control soo this happens

[@Calebplayerone]

6:55 completely aggree

[@SolitaryVirus48]

2:00 i once during the world premiere painted the entire possible testing area in ink cus it took so long to load into a match lol

[@paradoxseal8624]

being a Failboat subscriber is finding cries of war or distress in your notifications

[@bevcowie4333]

wow a video based on money problems best video idea so far

[@driftyrift7888]

I'm wearing two pairs of headphones and his scream echo through my whole body

[@Darca1n]

As someone who absolutely breezed through the rail section of this level, I keep being surprised that people actually have trouble with it.

[@mothlure]

oh yeah just an easy *576* combinations for us to try guess, no biggie

[@Kunari05]

I like the new thumbnail

[@patrickquinones2533]

The next video should be called "he's here"

[@lucaswon9751]

if you remember the first title of a failboat video then you got there to help him before a day passed. good job edit: what happened to smallfry at 11:20

[@Alpha121198]

I genuinely think the hardest part for me personally is going to be the balloon rails. I hate the rails so much and it stresses me out so much.

[@Moss_Dude]

Why do absolutely none of the youtubers have the max smallfry upgrade, even in the final level.

[@ejm1225]

10:19 "You live in New York? I- I'm so sorry." :-(

[@Zaansemayo]

I saw the notification: “help.” And I was scared then I realized it was a failbaot video

[@CUP1DSARR0W3]

The new whooper in scarlet and violet is always screaming dans gonna have fun with that

[@mask_vids9834]

I can't believe people who beat inner agent 3 couldn't beat that- you know what maybe I just need to believe in myself

[@_Mingus_]

I think the last two digits were AZ, and someone else already got it. I brute forced it until it said someone else used the code.

[@MockiN6j4y]

I feel personally attacked by Failboat's skill. It took me a solid 3-4 hours to beat this level 😅 I did beat the soaker section with fewer deaths though, so that's nice

[@cobwebinthecorner]

Music in the background starting at 4:09? I remember really loving it but I just can't remember the name for the life of me.

[@memetech-]

Original title: “don’t miss any”

[@memetech-]

You lying ####

[@memetech-]

FAILBOAT HELP

[@memetech-]

@failboat

[@TeaceGamer]

I will admit his comedy is really on point