Missy Elliot - Gossip Folks (Montell Jordan remix feat. Ludacris)

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When i was kid there was a dog in our neighborhood and we all had a different relationship with him. Some people would feed him and other people would teach him tricks. After a long time he started to act. He could sing a sort of howl song if you gave him treats and would also pantomime monologues from popular television/film from the time. Anyway, one time we were djing a sorority party and it was raided for underage alcohol consumption. Me and the dog ended up hiding out on top of an industrial freezer with old bread and paper towels stacked in front of us while the local boys in blue took everybody out front to the lawn. One of the sorority sisters was Jenna Bush's sister. The Reeeal slutty one. She cheated on her boyfriend with my friend Mike.

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cool story bruh. 🥱