Mistakenly Captured by the Mafia | M4A ASMR

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Jouska

Jouska

Күн бұрын

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@Unnecessarilylongexplanations
@Unnecessarilylongexplanations 3 ай бұрын
"You kidnapped a librarian!?" "Omg he kidnapped a librarian😮 💅"
@biviruscan2154
@biviruscan2154 2 ай бұрын
"And they were roommates" "Omg, they were roommates"
@reyumiiz
@reyumiiz 3 ай бұрын
WE BEING FED TONIGHT BOYYSSSS ‼️‼️‼️‼️
@bishibower1205
@bishibower1205 3 ай бұрын
I already ate dinner but this is way better then dessert!!!❤
@wrenziz
@wrenziz 3 ай бұрын
we eating good tonite
@loucar155
@loucar155 3 ай бұрын
Yesss
@sophiemorrison2705
@sophiemorrison2705 3 ай бұрын
NOM NOM NOM 😋
@Sailas.Equestrian
@Sailas.Equestrian 3 ай бұрын
Has anyone seen the meme of like the Pomeranian like dog being fed a bit of salmon or smth?? Cus that's the noise (the "num num num") that came to mind when I read this - (Idk man I'm sleep deprived)
@vcutler4735
@vcutler4735 2 ай бұрын
As a former librarian honestly this kind of stuff would totally happen and I would be like "lmao not even top 10 worst days at work my guy thanks for not stabbing me or sniffing my feet"
@eyes_of_skies7202
@eyes_of_skies7202 3 ай бұрын
Justice for Auntie Nina! 🤬😤
@supidkiwi009
@supidkiwi009 3 ай бұрын
Justice for auntie Nina ✊
@skinnieminniethe1st
@skinnieminniethe1st 3 ай бұрын
"I do.💍" we all say in unison
@Lady-jr9rp
@Lady-jr9rp 3 ай бұрын
“I do.💍”
@MelodySpectre
@MelodySpectre 3 ай бұрын
"I FUCKING DO, thank you.💍"
@NicoleDzere
@NicoleDzere Ай бұрын
I do 😭
@imafrog598
@imafrog598 3 ай бұрын
“Here take ur smutt back” I really didn’t need to be called out like this esp at 2 in the morning 😔✋
@supidkiwi009
@supidkiwi009 3 ай бұрын
Girl that's so real
@Theodora._.loveshappiness
@Theodora._.loveshappiness 2 ай бұрын
Watching this at 2 in the morning too
@supidkiwi009
@supidkiwi009 2 ай бұрын
@@Theodora._.loveshappiness real
@anoldbreadroll4423
@anoldbreadroll4423 3 ай бұрын
0:34 Giacomo like that one meme "No bless you for Giacomo?" Lmao brilliant
@claracatlady9844
@claracatlady9844 3 ай бұрын
I find the idea that the mafia offers a full health plan including vision, to be somewhat sweet
@CC0820
@CC0820 3 ай бұрын
Gangster and librarian??? Oh whatever you got I’m sooooooo in
@claracatlady9844
@claracatlady9844 3 ай бұрын
I’m concerned G is allowed to drive seeing as he can’t even distinguish between people
@watercolourelephants9661
@watercolourelephants9661 3 ай бұрын
7:35 I JUST ABOUT DIED not him poking at our smut 😭
@aria5614
@aria5614 3 ай бұрын
"Who the fuck is this?!" Someone whose madder than a hornets nest and I swear if you release these hands!
@burgermeister_meisterburger
@burgermeister_meisterburger 3 ай бұрын
7:14 WHAT BY THE WHAT
@CookieMuncher28
@CookieMuncher28 3 ай бұрын
Bruh I know he didnt just say "Knotted by the alpha" lolololol
@anosaxo
@anosaxo 3 ай бұрын
“Knotted by the alpha” Don’t call me out like this
@Sunny_Scripts
@Sunny_Scripts 3 ай бұрын
And thank YOU so much for the DREAM fill of my script! The way you perform the sotto voce lines are quite literally breathtaking. (And thank you for realizing I meant “Prosecco” and catching the typo 🙂‍↕️) The next part is in the works, so keep an eye out for it 🧡
@Jeys_triestodraw
@Jeys_triestodraw 3 ай бұрын
Absolutely LOVE the script, amazing job!❤
@themoonlit-wolf3773
@themoonlit-wolf3773 3 ай бұрын
FUCK YEAH IM SO EXCITED THANK YOU FOR YOUR WRITING
@itsverymagical
@itsverymagical 3 ай бұрын
Thank you for your wonderful writing! Can't wait to see more!
@vcutler4735
@vcutler4735 2 ай бұрын
You truly captured librarian life, down to the dang cart eating ankles, 10/10 script (made even more amazing with a 10/10 acting job).
@_NotChrissy
@_NotChrissy 3 ай бұрын
He's so painfully charming😭! We NEED more of this character! Please please please please please 🙏🙏🙏🙏
@Lyria_Wildheart
@Lyria_Wildheart 3 ай бұрын
???? Another video so soon? Do my eyes decieve me... Is this another dream? A mirrage of my sleep deprived mind? He's spoiling us lately.
@wolfiexox7156
@wolfiexox7156 3 ай бұрын
I’m a librarian?!?! That’s actually my dream, I’m so happy!!!! :D
@maydayfae
@maydayfae 3 ай бұрын
Loved the script from this audio! It was very charming and not like most "mafia" stories where they threaten your life and demean you. And I appriciated that the writer specifically gave the listener the chips in the "bargaining". Very cute ^^ and of course amazing voice acting as always!!!
@AliceHeatherway
@AliceHeatherway 3 ай бұрын
Oh noooo “Doll” is such a sweet nickname 🥺
@themoonlit-wolf3773
@themoonlit-wolf3773 3 ай бұрын
Me: “I’m too poor to be the governor’s kid”
@supidkiwi009
@supidkiwi009 3 ай бұрын
Real
@ysabellabee
@ysabellabee 3 ай бұрын
Saying “a masters degree in library sciences” and then having that repeated back to me word for word is actually kind of unsettling/hj
@jayswinichowdhury368
@jayswinichowdhury368 3 ай бұрын
I've heard this script before and your voice is perfect for this 😭😭
@Fru1tyW31rd0
@Fru1tyW31rd0 3 ай бұрын
I remember hearing the same script on NoraASMR's channel and I honestly didn't realize how much your voice would be perfect for this for some reason Edit: I love how different yet similar this version is
@makikurusu4418
@makikurusu4418 3 ай бұрын
Noras is more of Undercover Detective x Mafia Boss Son but yeah the start really started the same until the assistant name got called 😂
@Fru1tyW31rd0
@Fru1tyW31rd0 2 ай бұрын
@@makikurusu4418 yeah I was like "where's ma boy Greg at 😨"
@Bridgeofaudio
@Bridgeofaudio 3 ай бұрын
Wow, and on the day I started looking into getting a masters in library science- 😂 It’s either a sign or one heck of a coincidence. Great job as always!
@Sunny_Scripts
@Sunny_Scripts 3 ай бұрын
that’s a sign from me bruh the universe works in mysterious ways 💚
@cuttlefishhh
@cuttlefishhh 3 ай бұрын
josuka talking about abo books was absolutely not on my bingo card this year
@darrelsam419
@darrelsam419 3 ай бұрын
There's something very nice about a crime boss who turns out to be very sweet. Absolutely love your voice acting here and the script is great too. ^^ Always love some good Mafia ASMR scripts.
@NovaJamil
@NovaJamil 3 ай бұрын
A Mafia asmr- and Jouska? Am i in heaven- this is the best-
@pecahy
@pecahy 3 ай бұрын
babe wake up, jouska posted another vid and is streaming edit: was able to listen to it after the stream and 😭😭 "knotted by the alpha" was so insane i burst out laughing
@thepanickedkoala5619
@thepanickedkoala5619 3 ай бұрын
I want this so badly to be a series
@AllTheHappySquirrels
@AllTheHappySquirrels 3 ай бұрын
I had no idea i would enjoy the combination of a Mafia guy and a librarian, but the universe is wise beyond measure. Thanks, Jouska!
@Jaazzykay02
@Jaazzykay02 3 ай бұрын
Ahhhhh…that makes sense!! He’s a Distinguished Gentleman who was raised right by Ladies. ❤
@BluestormsSong
@BluestormsSong 3 ай бұрын
Is it weird for me to say you have the perfect voice for a mobster? Maybe I'm biased from the space mercenary series.
@lizrdwizrd7483
@lizrdwizrd7483 3 ай бұрын
Already obsessed and need a part 2
@Sunny_Scripts
@Sunny_Scripts 3 ай бұрын
In the works ❤
@Aki-hb7ni
@Aki-hb7ni 3 ай бұрын
I was just thinking about rewatching some of my favorites from your channel when I saw this uploaded. Thank you ❤️
@BlueMoon-vt8zc
@BlueMoon-vt8zc 3 ай бұрын
Bro's near sightedness helps in seeing a realtionship in the far future
@Bagel65
@Bagel65 3 ай бұрын
I literally never get sick of listening to his beautiful, angelic voice 🫶❤
@justadatagirl
@justadatagirl 3 ай бұрын
AHHHHHHHH a mafia audio?!?! This is a feast for my ears!! 😍🥰 Thanks for the awesome audio, I hope this is a series! 👀👀
@ChallengeAccepted369
@ChallengeAccepted369 27 күн бұрын
"Knotted by the Alpha" *spits drink* 🤣🤣he knows too much!
@the._.somebody
@the._.somebody 2 ай бұрын
Me an actual library worker listening to this 😌🤌
@marsie1
@marsie1 3 ай бұрын
One of the best so far! 😁 a witty bad guy hit the spot perfectly
@michaellanorby8713
@michaellanorby8713 3 күн бұрын
"when's your lunch break?" "Sorry, i prefer to have lunch alone in the break room. You'll just have to settle for dinner instead~"
@Alice_Sprinkles
@Alice_Sprinkles 3 ай бұрын
I LOVE YOUR VOICE AA
@onlyshinji
@onlyshinji 3 ай бұрын
LESGOOOOO another jouska audio. I can stop relistening to his other audios... for now.
@minakim8651
@minakim8651 3 ай бұрын
A Josuka video drop on my birthday!?! Let’s go!!
@AF-xo7im
@AF-xo7im 3 ай бұрын
BABES WAKE UP, JOUSKA POSTED
@missdiddles
@missdiddles 3 ай бұрын
you always have the best timing-I was looking for something to listen to while I forced myself to finally do chores when I got the notification. lovely work as always, you always manage to make even the most devious of boys endearing
@aesopcarll
@aesopcarll 3 ай бұрын
I expect a 5 star meal no less 🫵
@shannonwolf5116
@shannonwolf5116 3 ай бұрын
Love that you do audios written by women ❤ makes them so special
@MxMoonDoesArt
@MxMoonDoesArt 3 ай бұрын
hi, to anyone that sees this. you’re loved. i love you. i know this is random but its been a shit night for me and i just want to you remind you in case you need it
@MxMoonDoesArt
@MxMoonDoesArt 3 ай бұрын
ps thank you jouska for making my night a little less shitty
@amenax21
@amenax21 3 күн бұрын
Not the read with the omegaverse/werewolf smut 😭😭🤣
@_Brynna
@_Brynna 3 ай бұрын
This was a good script! And your voice was quite fitting, can’t wait for more parts of there are more coming! ❤
@dorothy2753
@dorothy2753 3 ай бұрын
Heard this script before, but is sounds so good in your voice
@heidilangford9454
@heidilangford9454 3 ай бұрын
If you made a part 2 of this I would not be upset. Loved the video.
@jennifersenenko6755
@jennifersenenko6755 3 ай бұрын
Jouska, loving this audio! Thank you for creating another great audio!!!
@jessicadegen8433
@jessicadegen8433 3 ай бұрын
I can't wait for more of him. This is hilarious. 😂
@SunsetMaple
@SunsetMaple 3 ай бұрын
I swear I have been seeing videos of this script floating around my KZbin recommend but I have never listened to any of it. I know they are the same script because of the title of the videos like 'kidnapped by an apologetic mafia' or something like that lol But as soo as I see it's this channel, I have never clicked so fast. Yummy audio as always ❤
@m.a.w.
@m.a.w. 3 ай бұрын
Loving, Living , Thriving now that you posted! Incredible work as always.
@ArySeraph
@ArySeraph Ай бұрын
EUUUUGH I NEED A PART 2 ONCE AVAILABL3EEEE 😢❤❤❤❤❤
@AlicesOdyssey
@AlicesOdyssey 3 ай бұрын
Was not expecting my current degree to get a shoutout in this audio!!!
@princesskittyng
@princesskittyng 3 ай бұрын
Me: “I... live with a toxic family can I go home now?”
@MarinetteWinters
@MarinetteWinters 2 ай бұрын
I'm trying to be cool and mysterious, but you have me giggling and kicking my feet 🤭❤❤❤
@MoonyMeowies
@MoonyMeowies 3 ай бұрын
ANOTHER AUDIO FOR TONIGHT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- im okay, i swear i-
@kilarthmac
@kilarthmac 3 ай бұрын
JOUSKA POST LETS GOO
@Sunny_Scripts
@Sunny_Scripts 3 ай бұрын
KILARTHMAC COMMENT LETS GOOO FANCY SEEING YOU HERE
@NetherworldDennys
@NetherworldDennys 3 ай бұрын
XD let’s gooo
@WhyAmiSoSillyy
@WhyAmiSoSillyy 3 ай бұрын
this script is perfect for you wtf😭😭😭😭
@AnGerBomB
@AnGerBomB 3 ай бұрын
I have the sudden urge to read a book
@BUNIXD
@BUNIXD 2 ай бұрын
I need more of this
@EmmQ34
@EmmQ34 3 ай бұрын
HE POSTED! I REPEAT, HE POSTED!! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
@not-quite-but-maybe
@not-quite-but-maybe Ай бұрын
9:33 pls I jumped 😭 my dad works for ceasars but I continually forget that Vegas (as mentioned in stories) and Vegas (the place I live) are the same place 💀
@WateverWatever04
@WateverWatever04 3 ай бұрын
Ignore me I'm just here for engagement so Jouska can be found by others ✌🏾
@Shadow-im8ml
@Shadow-im8ml 3 ай бұрын
I gasped
@DarlingNikita
@DarlingNikita 3 ай бұрын
Nahhhh, came out with a banger after disappearing all the time AND I WAS ABOUT TO SLEEP AND MISS THIS?! NUH UH As usual no matter what he post he just brings it to life that it deserves continuations.. 😔
@Mandu_X
@Mandu_X 3 ай бұрын
Cannot wait for a part 2!!!!❤
@tamita_666
@tamita_666 3 ай бұрын
i NEED this to be a series, plssssssssssss😫❤
@makofen
@makofen 3 ай бұрын
11:27 … Hannibal? Is … is that you??
@nuggetpup
@nuggetpup 3 ай бұрын
IM SO GLAD I HAVENT GONE TO BED YET!
@estefanyaraujoramos6248
@estefanyaraujoramos6248 2 ай бұрын
🤭🤭🤭 Librarian goes by the motto "life is a risk, fellows". Jaja if I were them I'd recomend all the Harlequin Romance novels jaja 👌💎
@WrenkAnimations
@WrenkAnimations 3 ай бұрын
Omg please tell me there is gonna be more I love them already
@kitkatu-u4132
@kitkatu-u4132 3 ай бұрын
I need a next part 😭🙏
@aria5614
@aria5614 3 ай бұрын
OMG THIS IS SO CUTE!!!
@qiuqiuY
@qiuqiuY 3 ай бұрын
Oooo yes sir! Can't wait for this tonight ~
@ArikataMikashi
@ArikataMikashi 3 ай бұрын
0:30-0:40 gave me Ryan Reynold Deadpool vibes 😂
@louishermitage4493
@louishermitage4493 3 ай бұрын
BABE WAKE UP JOUSKA JUST POSTED!
@miguelangelo5258
@miguelangelo5258 3 ай бұрын
OH I LOVE THIS
@Mary-524
@Mary-524 3 ай бұрын
Please part 2
@sugaclw15
@sugaclw15 3 ай бұрын
Omg the old boss voice 😂
@hiiloveu1521
@hiiloveu1521 2 ай бұрын
The way I wanted to throw myself out the window when I heard "knotted by the alpha" I DO NOT READ THAT TYPA SHIT😭
@samshine_2
@samshine_2 3 ай бұрын
LETS GOOO JOUSKA POSTED WAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@ST4RFISHES
@ST4RFISHES 3 ай бұрын
Thanks for feeding us tonight Jouska 🙏
@lilithslibrary
@lilithslibrary 3 ай бұрын
WE’RE HEREEEEE
@Akita44
@Akita44 3 ай бұрын
Brooooo please give us a new vampire episode 😫
@quixelix8351
@quixelix8351 3 ай бұрын
I CAME RUNNING
@notmohambeed
@notmohambeed 3 ай бұрын
SOMEWHAT EARLY?? Somewhat depressed bc my trip ended but hey JOUSKA IS HERE 🥳
@pamlam659
@pamlam659 3 ай бұрын
Part 2 pls
@lilithtothemoon
@lilithtothemoon 3 ай бұрын
sorry i have to got (jouska just posted)
@menalogy
@menalogy 3 ай бұрын
CHILDREN THE FOOD IS SERVED
@cowboyprobably
@cowboyprobably 3 ай бұрын
Your honor he’s just like me fr
@lostinpleiades
@lostinpleiades 3 ай бұрын
dawg i feel like we eating good tonight
@AlbertaRuvarasheOlisi
@AlbertaRuvarasheOlisi 3 ай бұрын
My honest reaction at 3 am: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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