You cant be for everybody you not a waterfountain😂😂
@hopecooper21396 жыл бұрын
Jamiya Wilson 😂 lmaoo
@hopecooper21396 жыл бұрын
That line had me shook 😂 and when he said it gunna land u single so funny 😂
@tammyjaurey96456 жыл бұрын
Jamiya Wilson LMFAOO that part had me weak
@clover23216 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@lizeek_6 жыл бұрын
Big bruh play alot but he actually smart ash and well spoken💯
@reesejeffries5856 жыл бұрын
Offical Zeek
@idealkayx30946 жыл бұрын
Hey daddy zeek
@alishbahussain4236 жыл бұрын
I’m the type of person that gives the best relationship advice when I’m still single I don’t get my life ❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😭😭
@yeraabbey6 жыл бұрын
Alishba Hussain coaches don't play sis📣...same😂
@kayybabbyy97896 жыл бұрын
Yess Sis.. straight facts
@chantel.h7526 жыл бұрын
Facts
@jiannaw65876 жыл бұрын
tbvh😭😔
@takiyacollins50226 жыл бұрын
Alishba Hussain Ik same here!
@lillyshezi6 жыл бұрын
"Half of yall not in relationships." I felt that 😂😂😂😂😂
@babyarii71426 жыл бұрын
Samee😂😂😂
@sunleo61616 жыл бұрын
saammeee hahaha
@miaamour87995 жыл бұрын
me too me too
@Blue-mf9gp6 жыл бұрын
" So.... it’s come to my attention...” those are the words you never wanna hear yo mom say 😂😂😂😂 0:09
@janettej79006 жыл бұрын
My mom doesn’t say that she says “jah come here...so... and I already know I’m screwed
@thequeenof_ships6 жыл бұрын
My mom: **Says full name**
@shakeirasolomon57296 жыл бұрын
Yep 😂😂😂😂
@randomfemale43224 жыл бұрын
TheQueenOf_Ships I'm like "oh, shiii... does she know??"😂😅
@itznaomia57824 жыл бұрын
Bih u brought back PAINFUL(literally) memories
@camronb19996 жыл бұрын
I feel like a lot of people don’t even know how to just be single anymore . Everybody feel like they gotta be in a relationship to be happy. 😕
@koolbeans51116 жыл бұрын
Camron Berrian I feel you like honestly that’s really the case🤷♀️
@ashleyaba2706 жыл бұрын
Factsss
@jiannaw65876 жыл бұрын
tbhhhh👏like don't depend on anyone for your happiness😭"if you don't love yourself how the hell are you gonna love somebody else?!"~RuPaul❤
@izabellajohnson27326 жыл бұрын
Right
@Jessie-pc3co6 жыл бұрын
Camron Berrian I didn’t realise that this was so true until u said that... :(
@wingriddenfiend44426 жыл бұрын
This is what I do instead of homework... This is so much more educational😂
@Dontrolling6 жыл бұрын
Thats what I'm doing too
@kaylaaaaa42186 жыл бұрын
Factssss😂😂😂😂
@shortiesinc.86446 жыл бұрын
facts ghee😭
@nona99016 жыл бұрын
Same
@ltf37636 жыл бұрын
Lowkey tho....
@callingclaire30176 жыл бұрын
Okay speaking facts right here! 😭 THATS CRAZY ! Open my eyes 👀✨
@ahmad58435 жыл бұрын
I understand more like open ma Vagina
@alliewins41134 жыл бұрын
I like your yt channel girl 💛
@Zo-qr9br6 жыл бұрын
What about the people who are jus really shy when it comes to flirting and when someone does like u, u get scared and don’t know how to react
@Q-646 жыл бұрын
man/woman up!!!! You can't be scared for the rest of your life. Not leaving your comfort zone mentally is the equivalent of never leaving your house.
@exiledfreaks95136 жыл бұрын
@@Q-64 It ain't that easy boo.
@Q-646 жыл бұрын
+Exiled FrEaKs I'm well aware. I'm naturally an introvert and used to be terrified of people in general. Beautiful women left me petrified. But i developed myself and decided to understand who I was as a person. Once I had established confidence in who I am and how I looked it was far easier to level with people and those I was interested in. Don't be fooled though I still get scared and timid and want to go back my old terrified self, but I know that that isn't who I want to be anymore. So I bite the bullet on a case by case basis and face it.
@Zo-qr9br6 жыл бұрын
Quinten Larocque I mean I’m confident who I am as a person the thing that’s holding me back is rejection and being embarrassed. But there’s a guy that’s been checking me out lately at school and I don’t know how to let him know that I’m interested back and btw I don’t know this guy at ALL we’re in two different grade levels in high school so...what do I do?
@exiledfreaks95136 жыл бұрын
@@Q-64 The original comment and I didn't mean being shy all around, it's just being shy with a person who possibly wants to be romantically involved with you. I'm a social person and know how to hold a conversation but when it comes to me getting hit on or somebody flirting with me my brain just like gets overflowed and shuts down or something. 😂 It's really something I can't help
@hae16846 жыл бұрын
Reason 6: Your Parents don't allow dating bc they say that you can focus on to things education and a boy or girl
@savannahclaytor79876 жыл бұрын
yoon me rt
@zahiahmarshall51326 жыл бұрын
yoon me THAT'S MEEEEEEE😂😂😂😂😂It's also the fact I don't want anyone, nor am I ready👍👍👍👍
@sunleo61616 жыл бұрын
Lmao how old are you💀
@namyalusis88095 жыл бұрын
This is me right there
@duckyduckyducky2095 жыл бұрын
*EXACTLY* my dad is like *EdUcAtIoN fIrSt*
@solangedavis31016 жыл бұрын
“Your playing hard to find” 😂😂😂
@negestii11406 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@dalaysialove6 жыл бұрын
It’s because I’m Ugly asf 🤷🏾♀️
@kourtneygrisson44936 жыл бұрын
Same
@lissamaya94156 жыл бұрын
Goku’s Wifey i felt that but im 99999% sure you’re gorgeous
@dalaysialove6 жыл бұрын
Blasian Büm girl I’m ugly but you cute tbh
@lissamaya94156 жыл бұрын
Goku’s Wifey no no no no no no not as cute as you for sure
@dalaysialove6 жыл бұрын
Blasian Büm lmao nahhhh never I’m crusty
@ArreyNicole_6 жыл бұрын
I totally forgot about cuffing season 💀💀
@nonespecial43446 жыл бұрын
Damn cute, tall, and funny😂 he’s a WHOLE triple threat😂😍
@deborahkelly65976 жыл бұрын
Nakeiya McKinley Amen 😍😍
@OGreenWorId5 жыл бұрын
Nakeiya McKinley my boyfriend 😍
@reeeboio80505 жыл бұрын
don’t forget that he got a nice voice too😍😂
@MoniDaBrat5 жыл бұрын
I'm short asf . I'm lammeee
@jennanevalainen18106 жыл бұрын
You just got a new subscriber!
@paightondraxten10966 жыл бұрын
Your not gonna regret it. I swear!😂❤
@jaidenh82806 жыл бұрын
Welcome fam
@nhiadahibbert88476 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the Kobe j show where all your question will be answered comedianicaly Yow I just made a crazy mad word
@jaidenh82806 жыл бұрын
Nhiada Hibbert weakkkk
@popsicle72146 жыл бұрын
rigggghhhhtttttt, I’m deaddd🤣🤣🤣💀💀
@knsmith6106 жыл бұрын
I could tell this guy is going to be very successful
@deborahg28325 жыл бұрын
Kenesha Smith your gorgeous 😍
@lizzieo41946 жыл бұрын
What eyeliner and mascara do you use?
@lizzieo41946 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@popescumirunaalicia28756 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jadachambers49706 жыл бұрын
@@kobejamal 😂😂😂😂😂
@jaidenh82806 жыл бұрын
Kobe Jayy 😂😂😂😂😂
@jiannaw65876 жыл бұрын
@@kobejamal i fucking cackled😭😭
@anaparker46376 жыл бұрын
ight notice sum real quick. Notice how he NEVER ONCE brought up looks. if yall talking about how yall single bc ur ugly, THAT AINT IT. looks dont matter in a relationship. thats why he never once brought it up. just a thought... love you kobe
@exe.z0mb1e6 жыл бұрын
*looks at video* *Reminds my self how hideous I am*
@antoniacharles58716 жыл бұрын
Clicked this because I love kobe and I've been single all 17 years of my life😭😂
@kierrawilliams50286 жыл бұрын
Poor child you not alone 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
@nomadicprincess59416 жыл бұрын
Sammeee🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Queen-oj7vs6 жыл бұрын
Gurl I feel dat 😂😂
@cierrabrene6 жыл бұрын
Girl I've been single all 19 years of my life, you not alone lol Issa struggle 😂
@antoniacharles58716 жыл бұрын
We're all in the same boat I guess😅
@njerimariee2856 жыл бұрын
Why are you so hilarious 😂💯
@nastaciamorgan95866 жыл бұрын
Esp when it goes black and white
@gojosw46856 жыл бұрын
0:24 *when this resumed my entire life* I get it Kobe...😅
@lowkeyahoe57755 жыл бұрын
Marta Monteiro 😑
@iqraisnothere48686 жыл бұрын
Tbh the reason I’m still single is because I hate the idea of going into a relationship with someone who my feelings aren’t genuinely there for, you know what I mean. Like I want to be in a relationship with someone when all I feel is overwhelming love for them by just looking at them and also because I gotta stay loyal to my crush 😂
@nknae31156 жыл бұрын
Sameee!!! XD
@diygal57086 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@janettej79006 жыл бұрын
Right like I only like people temporarily like them cause I see there true colors after a while
@jiannaw65876 жыл бұрын
@@janettej7900 say it louder👏👏
@tyntyn106 жыл бұрын
@@janettej7900 girl whaat took the words right out of my mouth ❗
@ashleym52996 жыл бұрын
“ how you gon focus on the future , when you can’t even work on yo present , cus you stuck in the past “ 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
@JassminaVellucci6 жыл бұрын
Some people date each other and know nothing about each other. They just can’t stand been by themselves, so they just date not to be alone. And some people don’t know what it means to been a relationship. Before you get into a relationship, you have to learn about who you are.
@sweethearttiff23926 жыл бұрын
Sweettasteofhoney I love how you worded that.
@DailyTee-mk7zy5 жыл бұрын
preach!!!!
@clorrien13306 жыл бұрын
Watch the video first but i think this is the reason We ugly
@clorrien13306 жыл бұрын
HEY Y Y yeah it really is
@whateverforever68276 жыл бұрын
Mhm
@honestlie62246 жыл бұрын
That's true, like I don't know about you, but I'm ugly and it doesn't surprise me that I don't have a boyfriend
@negestii11406 жыл бұрын
Faxxx over here
@lexiwimbley46635 жыл бұрын
I felt that.
@reemelemam81076 жыл бұрын
The fact that it’s cuffing season and he uploaded this like peep this
@coolgirl72016 жыл бұрын
Iam the single friend that gives advice lol
@marlo76735 жыл бұрын
Same
@antonyaderoudge94036 жыл бұрын
Kobe goofy asf but he low key wise yall
@anonymous_user79455 жыл бұрын
Facts😍
@amandaharris64875 жыл бұрын
1. I'm ugly 2. I'm ugly 3. I'm ugly 4. I'm ugly 5. Oh and because I'm ugly
@davionblackwood15665 жыл бұрын
Amanda Is HOLY SKADOOTLE SAME LMFAOOO
@oliviamorgan56806 жыл бұрын
The reason why I'm still single is because I'M UGLY ASF☹☹
@prinxcesszeliah17696 жыл бұрын
olivia morgan same
@exclusivelyeda83436 жыл бұрын
i don’t even watch because i want a relationship or need advice. i watch because your videos funny😭😭
@destinyisher6 жыл бұрын
First❤️❤️❤️pin if u love ur fans
@nhiadahibbert88476 жыл бұрын
You can't be for everybody, your not a water fountain I'm like dead you should do comedy
@princessrae87226 жыл бұрын
1:25 I don’t know how that thing you did with yo hands got me dead.
@ruth41946 жыл бұрын
You ain't a water fountain....I'm deaddddd . Mann literally facts why are you so underated. KZbin needs an update bc the whole world should be watching the #jayyteam Edit: Oooooooooouuuuuuu I got a heaaarrttt
@madibaddie_xx36 жыл бұрын
When your videos wouldn’t cooperate so you had to think of another video idea that’s relatable 💛💛💛💛💛love you Kobe
@oohsnap936 жыл бұрын
I want to be friends before ever start dating. Talk Without Social media . Just Chat on Phone, in person ( I'm old School LOL) If I'm in love . I bring him home to my Family, I've never brought anyone home.
@taytrash59386 жыл бұрын
I have no idea why the heck this randomly popped up in my recommend but I'm sure as heck happy it did.
@iTzReloadedLeaguexD6 жыл бұрын
Kobe, I don’t know what happened over your long break, but you came back 10x more creative and funny. You are growing fast, i can’t wait till you hit 500k. Stay up!
@ireallydontcare18666 жыл бұрын
"You ain't playing hard to get, you playing hard to find " "First of all it's unrealistic, second of all WHO ARE YOU " "You can't be for everybody, you not a waterfountain" ⛲
@anonxmus6 жыл бұрын
Broooooo like "who are you??? Who are you to say you want somebody perfect, if you not perfect yourself?" Speak you're factssssss
@myajones446 жыл бұрын
im single cuz i Love being single. ftick a boyfriend puff
@shannishanni54796 жыл бұрын
I only saw the pfp and thought you were actually shane i was shook
@bluegray37566 жыл бұрын
I’m not allowed to date 😭😂😂😂🤦🏽♀️
@zoriya32236 жыл бұрын
Blue Gray same 😔
@pxmpkxn61636 жыл бұрын
1. **allowed 2. Same
@bluegray37566 жыл бұрын
Tatayana Hall thank u 😂
@maggieashe8755 жыл бұрын
Blue Gray I cannot get a boyfriend 🤣🤣😂😂🥺🥺🙁🙁😥😥😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@gsingerever73846 жыл бұрын
I be dying bruh💀💀😂😂
@kenya22986 жыл бұрын
The reason I'm not in a relationship or because I'm single is cause I reject all of them... 😂
@geekabele91036 жыл бұрын
He honestly gives the best relationship advice but I dont have any of these problems... I'm just ugly😂😭
@geekabele91036 жыл бұрын
@@Enni_b hey
@geekabele91036 жыл бұрын
@@Enni_bsure can I ask why?
@geekabele91036 жыл бұрын
@@Enni_b how old are you?
@geekabele91036 жыл бұрын
@@Enni_b I'm 16
@cuteturtle28225 жыл бұрын
“Your not playing hard to get, Your playing hard to find” 🤣🤣🤣I’m done
@samirapope59666 жыл бұрын
I felt the title😭❗️
@calinacollette18946 жыл бұрын
The only thing cuffing me this season is chris browns heartbrake on a full moon album
@taehyungie20956 жыл бұрын
Actually I’m not single I have Taehyung
@nauki.e6 жыл бұрын
ARMYYYYY
@shannishanni54796 жыл бұрын
But does he have you
@nauki.e6 жыл бұрын
+samantha kacherski ot7 here so yep😂😂😂
@Deniseemsoff5 жыл бұрын
Armysss!
@taehyungie20955 жыл бұрын
_ Jiminhassjamsss_ ARMYYY
@elisawiisports68425 жыл бұрын
Short simple answer why I'm single I'M UUUUUIGLY
@aarae6 жыл бұрын
Where's my early squad at???
@bryannam40696 жыл бұрын
Nah I'm just ugly 😂😂😭
@monaa.7526 жыл бұрын
One of the realest youtubers I know 💯👍
@deyluv_shanti6 жыл бұрын
Your so well spoken and it’s so attractive 🤤😂🤦🏾♀️
@kendallmichelle63066 жыл бұрын
I love himmmm literally the most mature boy out thereeee😩😩😍
@soniamalika6 жыл бұрын
Someone give this guy a psychology degree
@destynithecreator6 жыл бұрын
I like that purple rain shirt , 💛💛💛💛love you Kobe
@madibaddie_xx36 жыл бұрын
Soo I just rewatched this video KoBe You speak Nothing but Fire (The Truth ) we see stuff on the same Level ,like People NeeD to watch you videos you should have 100 mill cause I see eye to eye with you
@cicinotcece95386 жыл бұрын
I’m hereeeeeee when I first saw it❤️❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾
The amount of stereotypes I hear at my school💀 Female: NIGGAS AINT SHIT WHOLE FEMALE POPULATION: PERIODTTTTT
@jadeclimons73276 жыл бұрын
"Your not playing hard to get your playing hard to find"😂😂😂
@_itznicolette6 жыл бұрын
Or maybe we just ugly , specifically I AM UGLY, y'all are beautiful humans.
@Sleepyy_sweetiee6 жыл бұрын
"You're not a water fountain" this is why I love you😂😂
@princessh31286 жыл бұрын
the thing iss when you single you can do whatever you want whenever you want because you are single
@gakehood5846 жыл бұрын
Reasons why I AM single 1.) I'm simply ugly, literally not trying to like fish for compliments I'm ugly, I know it everyone knows it 🤧 2. My weight, even though I'm not "Fat" I don't have a flat stomach, I'm working really hard on that tho 3. Even if I was pretty, I have trouble opening up to people, past issues 4. I've been told that I'm very annoying and clingy, but that ties in with past issues too many people left 5. I have a bitchy like personality, but can you blame me, in my world people are bitches to me so I give it right back to them Lmao
@Prodbydyg6 жыл бұрын
I’m not single... but I just wanted to hear “because your ugly.” 😂
@xshooter23x705 жыл бұрын
tbh I don't want a relationship but why am I watching this video just so when I do want one i actually have GOOD TIPS
@keylya8136 жыл бұрын
Idk how in the hell this video came across my explore but my ass subscribing 😂
@BIG.DADDY.8885 жыл бұрын
Kobe: All hoes never change Me: Preach Brother PREACH
@CM-rt7dt6 жыл бұрын
Subscribed👍🏽👍🏽 Preachhhhhh Amen hallelujah
@kamariyahedwards9515 жыл бұрын
It’s not that I’m lonely cause I don’t have friends, I’m lonely cause I choose to be. -Kamariyah
@koaafaith86356 жыл бұрын
I shoot my shot with every guy I like and they always have a gf and I told my crush I like him and he hit me with " *Where did this come from?* "....... *what the FUCK*
@Lacheythebeautiful6 жыл бұрын
Omg reason 4 & reason 5 are spot tf on!! Especially when you mentioned insanity 😭
@thestoryof4__5016 жыл бұрын
Scratch all of that. I’m still single because I’m ugly and not attractive .. the pretty girls always got it best and they are lucky af.
@alaiyadeai19796 жыл бұрын
Nah, I'm just ugly ash no cap
@alyshaowensmoto7586 жыл бұрын
wow hes really smart and it really opened my eyes in a nice and funny way.
@julienbakersdog6 жыл бұрын
I swear, you speaking more facts then my biology textbook, and the thing is thiccccck. Honestly though, more people need to hear this, it's the truth.
@youfeelitnowmrkrabs65556 жыл бұрын
5 reasons I’m still single.... because I just want the money
@xya22876 жыл бұрын
Ok....i understand...but what if literally no one is interested in you? All my life ive been told that im too ugly to like or someone cant date me because im black, or they just dont want to date me because i weigh more than the pretty, skinny white girl next to me. I dont care what a guy/girls social status is or of society deems him/her ugly... I just want someone to laugh with and binge watch old Disney movies with......
@Muthanad6 жыл бұрын
Your advice is hilarious, and completely true! 😁😁😁
@anonymous_user79455 жыл бұрын
The reason why I ain't in a relationship is because my parents don't want me to be in one and respect that so yeah I NEVER been in one. All my friends are in relationships tryna get me a man and I got friends my age that already lost their v-cards sooooooo Btw I'm 15😀
@chayhorton65316 жыл бұрын
The reason why im single is because nobody at my school really likes skinny girls ...😐
@oliviarotar57736 жыл бұрын
Most girls that are playing “hard to get” aren’t trying to play hard to get. They just have a clear view on what kinda person they want to be in a relationship with and won’t settle for less. They know what they want and deserve. Even if it costs them being single, they would rather be that then in a relationship with someone they don’t completely want to be in one with. That’s my logic with guys. I may be young but I have a brain and am not gonna be with every guy that asks me out. Cool video tho!
@trishh78316 жыл бұрын
So I'm trying to talk to a girl (🌈) I met a few weeks ago. Any tips for your girl?😅
@MrsAlmightyKey6 жыл бұрын
"At McDonalds, in the drivethru, in a 97 Corolla that sounds like it's whistling!" what does even sound like I is weak lmao 😂😂💀💀💀😂😂