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[@Snowcountry556]

‘Winner of this year’s Mr. Nominative Determinism’. Brilliant.

[@piccalillipit9211]

THAT was brilliant...

[@martincopeland8153]

I read on the Grauniad that he known as Arse by the other MPs; Arse Pincher.

[@martynjones8560]

Pincher narrowly beat George Useless. James Cleverly came last as usual.

[@spankflaps1365]

If you are effected by any of the issues in the Tory Party, please vote them out.

[@coppershark1973]

So sick of this government. It’s just not funny anymore.

[@gaijintendo]

I heard "...Involving MPs, Children, and those of a more delicate imposition " and thought you were really going for the jugular. But then it continued.

[@andrewrobinson2565]

"BJ receiving an eponymous sex act" - a caller to JoB.

[@Paul-eb4jp]

Britain has become a carry on film, what a tawdry shower of public schoolboys we have running the show, keep showing them up Matt.

[@Demun1649]

True. I do keep hearing, "Oooh, you are aweful, but | like you".

[@maryclynch9356]

Matt Green, your IQ is through the roof. You are right on the button. I often have to watch your videos again ! They are profound ! Keep up the good work ! You're cheering up Britain !!!!

[@JohnAllenRoyce]

Absolutely! Matt's a good one, and with amazing talent too

[@lucienwilliams4359]

I'm sure pincher said to himself "well it IS a private members club"

[@fuckfannyfiddlefart]

I don't think all Tories are sex monsters, but the ones who aren't criminals certainly are.

[@TheSynthnut]

Oh, I thought you were going to be talking Bojo's blojo with Carrie Antoinette. So many misdemeanors to choose from I guess. Think it's time for a private members Private Members Bill...

[@MattGreenComedy]

it's in there...

[@lesleyedgley8371]

@@MattGreenComedy As it was at the time...

[@upontheroof]

One of your very best. Keeping us all sane as we journey through this time of madness.

[@janetgough6585]

Just the 2 bad apples? This lot have so many they've fermented into a vat of scrumpy-pumpy... Loved your comment on having the whip withdrawn, Matt. I'm glad I'm not the only one who can't hear that phrase without rotfl

[@alisdairmclean8605]

Well look on the bright side. At least he didn't do something with a pigs head, or did he?!

[@ellerose9164]

As far as we know...

[@Mel84ish]

Been waiting on this and you exceeded all my expectations 👏

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Great video

[@TheRealJoseramirez]

Brilliant! And so very true. All of it.

[@MrSensible2]

Excellent as ever Matt! Loved the sneaky nominative determinism dig at James Cleverly...

[@djdoolittle1315]

The Filth and The Tory’s 😂🇮🇪

[@vilena5308]

The BUUUUUURN at the end!

[@zephyr8072]

Pincher went the extra mile to beat out Bill Cash. Which in a party that cares about money above all else is quite the achievement.

[@martinsmith8487]

Groucho’ said a mouthful ‘I would never become a member of a club that would accept me as a member’

[@vikipootle]

Brilliant again ! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@theholygoat8826]

Children and those of a delicate disposition are fair game for tory mps .

[@kdjshfksjh]

This was marvelous.

[@hughjaneous4209]

That closer was amazing!

[@britishrose9417]

Why the hell aren't you prime time mainstream TV? Oh yeah, you are accurate and honest in your observations...that's why!

[@anthonyparkinson4517]

I wonder if making these is as cathartic for Matt as watching them is for us?

[@findhornbay576]

What about Boris’s bj from Carrie in in House of Commons??

[@melvinpenman1102]

Boris will get to the head of the problem...the people are waiting to hear more about Carrie gagging for some more info.

[@Anmeteor9663]

Oh my, one the funniest ever. 🤣🤣🤣

[@joanneolive7128]

Your zinger about the Supreme Court is perfect.

[@Furthermore69]

So smart. Very good 🤣🤣

[@vijendrapatricknaryan2637]

Sex is ripe in Johnson’s government, poor chap is only following his leader for Christs sake.

[@roglaker9353]

Ripe, yeah, and rife too.

[@classaction3965]

The Tories are keeping you busy 😂

[@lesleyedgley8371]

Thanks

[@cubfanmike]

As an American, I couldn't help noticing, you never mentioned Randy Andy

[@ellied.violet7372]

You're wrong. He did. Just not in this video. Check out his archives.

[@cubfanmike]

@@ellied.violet7372 thank you, for the correction

[@ellied.violet7372]

@@cubfanmike You're welcome. His archive is a trove anyway if you have a bit of time to kill.

[@stevesutcliffe3490]

Commenting to help the algorythm... and because you are so hilarious!

[@charcolew]

Lovely throwaway reference to the latest revelations about BeeJay4BoJo in Private Eye... Not many media sources picking up on it, and no sign of an injunction - or even a mention - from Mr or Mrs J...

[@TOMKHOMION]

Its my mistress.........

[@cinemaipswich4636]

When it's a Tory it's a scandal, but when it's Labour, it's ordinary. Don't you just love the UK media.

[@MattGreenComedy]

What on earth are you talking about? And the idea that the media is pro-Labour in this country is pretty laughable.

[@nickimags1335]

Wow so good!

[@MrAer85]

What, again? Full price commons bar!

[@kristJ25]

I am new to this channel glad I found it such seemless humour a great watch😃

[@paulharrion3398]

Bojo's new 'Partner' has THE most perfect title: Carrie Johnson..... At least until his next BJ!

[@robertbolsover2397]

Carrie on prime minister is it a new comedy??

[@robertbolsover2397]

Thanks for the shout out for the quip. Cheers.

[@Anmeteor9663]

No, it's a horror show!

[@carolynwestlake7670]

Ha ha ha!

[@ai-d2121]

Ooo. It is not spitting image…

[@keithscholes6158]

So is The Carlton Club some sort of gay disco?

[@ronnieh2360]

🤣👏

[@strikeforcealpha9343]

🤣

[@justsayen2024]

😂🤣😅

[@JustMe-bx8gu]

Brilliant, but may I make one suggestion. I think you should start every video with a warning in case a blind person listens to it and thinks it's a real interview. An easy mistake to make 😀

[@janwel74]

Matt, I love your humour to bits. I guess most days jokes are indistinguishable from headlines, but you thread them beautifully and your deadpan delivery is… chef’s kiss.

[@martinsmith8487]

Isn’t grabbing a private members private member part of a Tory’s initiation ceremony?

[@edj4833]

Yes, upstanding private members have to undergo an initiation ceremony involving upstanding private members.

[@cubfanmike]

President Trump says it's OK, if the genitals being grabbed are female.

[@delvo76]

Hahaha. Sex scandals, Chernobyl, electoral misconduct, US far right extremism, the royals and house of Lords. This piece has everything! Great work Matt!

[@mochynddu723]

"Favourite office relaxation activity" LOL

[@natrelacoustix]

Political satire doesn't get any better than this gentleman. Jonathan Pie is about the only character close.

[@owdpotter7597]

talking of 'Pie', where the hell is he?

[@davidbuchan2909]

I propose that this wins the funniest joke of the year so far. Very well done sir.

[@zetectic7968]

The Tory Party: Scandal is our middle name. At least it wasn't sexual harassment in the workplace because that would involve more paperwork before doing nothing

[@joewalker643]

What's mad is that with this latest offence they have accepted his resignation but kept him in the party saying that he hadn't broken the party code of conduct. So in other words, in the conservative party, sexual assault is A-OK! 🤦‍♂️

[@somethingelse4878]

If a tory has the whip removed, thats going to be a operation O

[@wildman2012]

I see you've added another 1000 (and one hundred) subscribers - congratulations on fast-tracking that waiting list!

[@charlielynes]

"Carrie on Prime Minister" Not a film title, just what an Knight saw upon opening a door.

[@michaelmather7352]

"Carrie does downing street " maybe 🤣

[@edj4833]

"Carrie on Private Member"?

[@jamesgrover2005]

Ping! Oh my mistress 😂

[@lisastickytuna8668]

Pincher by name ... 🍑

[@nekite1]

Just narrowly avoided pissing myself laughing - your parodies are spot on. 🤣

[@Demun1649]

Never watch Matt without wearing incontinence pants.

[@davidmurphy563]

I've never had to pause a video five seconds in before because I was laughing too much to keep listening. Your finest line. Hats off.

[@nicholasbethell2921]

Cutting. Best satire in the UK.

[@maureenlancaster1694]

So much content so many sly digs so much fun. Tho to be honest they make it far too easy

[@JohnAllenRoyce]

Fantastic Matt 🤣 quite a lot of 'governing' structures are definitely seeming unfit for purpose in the modern world. Bravo

[@CMI2017]

This is one of the most reliable news channels on YT. For some reason it's categorised as humour and satire.

[@shirleycarter2231]

Wonderful stuff Matt. You are a genius, but I must say ,Boris and his party of ‘naughty boys’ are making your job easy .....

[@10lauset]

.. Cheers to you. ..

[@_____alyptic]

Watching P**nography in the house of commons, more than once. Tory response to say the girls shouldn't have complained is insane...

[@davidmcculloch8490]

"It really is a mixed group" of depravity.

[@jyvben1520]

it is a scandal that so many scandals are reported ...

[@chloehayllar6195]

Another classic 👌

[@MetalRocksMe.]

Bravo 👏 Matt!!

[@Demun1649]

" 'Have the whip removed'. Not as exciting as it sounds". You crack me up Matthew........................

[@theloveboxquartet]

Love the stuff Matt, but with an apathetic electorate, the Lords is sometimes your only hope of a semblance of rationality....

[@anglonorse2943]

"Office relaxation activity" never heard it called that before Matt !

[@TheEvertw]

I have a hard time deciding which line to quote: either the poignant "Whilst trying not to mention the Monarchy or the HoL", or the wonderful "Which is less exciting than it sounds". Great stuff, as usual!

[@steves7013]

Matt your delivery is just spot on. These days I don't know how you fit it all in 2 minutes! Soo much material for you to work with !

[@Starshine2007]

Have you flipped switch or something? :-D hahaa,. apples of low moral character. :')

[@kevinhegarty1768]

Love it

[@acolli777]

"Pincher" is a "Groper", you couldn't make this sh*t up

[@Fatspurios]

On point and amusing. Thank you.

[@dfishpool7052]

Great stuff, Matt - this has set me up for the rest of the day . many thanks,

[@Mudge07]

In good company Matt, I was enjoying a pint of “Old Tawny Nutscratcher” in the The Pigs Head, when, reading this, I nearly spaffed the lot over my nearest ‘n’ dearest. Good job her apron dress is of hedonist-resistant material (unlike a certain cabinet, sofa and PoW-detailed, office carpet). I think the fellow-me-laddie, whose tasks include whipping, may’ve stirred up the ‘anti’ crowd rather batting for the home side, quelle dommage.

[@tamara3984]

Well I guess 5pm is the watershed somewhere in the world

[@dxgm8512]

mr nominative determinism lololo

[@richardcashley5856]

Christopher Bottom Pincher

[@Conservator.]

Brilliant 🤩 as always.

[@jacquelinedeigan776]

Brilliant as always .lol

[@christinavuyk7875]

Nailed it again 😂😂😂

[@reveivl]

Brilliant closer.

[@SkyEcho7]

😂😂😂😂😂 'The opposition have demanded that Pincher have The Whip removed, which is thankfully less exciting than it sounds.'

[@plym1969]

BJ loves a BJ, Pincher loves to pinch. But Cleverly doesn't like to clever. Great stuff Matt. Brilliant again. 👍🙂👍

[@Ology3121]

If it's a private members club then he's perfectly entitled to grope their private members. It's not a public place afterall.😏😂

[@lesleyedgley8371]

Wow, they're really keeping you busy Matt! I'm strangely happy to be the 666th to "like" this video.

[@roglaker9353]

Bet the 69th was happier.

[@lesleyedgley8371]

@@roglaker9353 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣