MLK 2017 - Movie Theater F**khead Awards

[@Gewok666]

When I saw the first Hobbit film there was a woman beating her child in the front row.

[@RandomAssaultPodcast]

that kid was probably being a fuckhead

[@ThaByrd]

I understand the anger against the movie but goddamn, don't hit your kids because of it!

[@narutofan9tf]

she was just replicating a scene from the movie XD

[@ScipioWasHere]

She was probably taking out her frustration of the movie out on her child

[@charlesw7397]

God when I was a server at a restaurant, a mom kept smacking her kid and pushing him into the wall. Their table was right in the view of all of us employees. Not sure why she thought it was a smart idea to do that there. My manager ended up calling the police on her. Not sure what happened as it was going on right at the end of my shift but I imagine she got fucked because all of the employees and several customers were watching it.

[@greatsupper]

When I went to see Rogue One there was a lady eating clam chowder in the back of the theater and it was stinkin

[@greatsupper]

There was also a kid sitting in the front row at Pink Panther 2 who had already seen it, so he was saying every line right before the movie said it.

[@taylorleegastinger]

Haha!!!

[@Maelthorn1337]

should have assassinated them.

[@Nitrodino7875]

@@Maelthorn1337 hahahahahahahshshshshshshs.

[@codyw518]

That wasn’t clam chowder dawg

[@somecitrus7561]

That poor Street Fighter guy has to live with this memory

[@skullchildrenz]

Always good to see more of Kevin.

[@GelbboVideos]

"Did you bring the Ipad?"

[@marcusbodare]

2:15:42 - Oscar winning magic trick.

[@DeckerIV]

When I saw John Wick Chapter 2, at the last 30 minutes of the movie the guy in the row in front of me decided to facetime his girlfriend will his volume at full blast. My friend and I told him to turn it off then he started to threaten us all the way til' the end of the movie. Seriously, fuck that dude.

[@LolLordy]

the guy playing street fighter was great, made me laff

[@kaimoore4828]

I go to the movies to talk

[@luisreyes9177]

im gay

[@TheWisestWizards]

I can't really relate to people talking during the movies at any age. Even when I was a stupid teenager, I always had respect for the theater experience. Now I may have driven like a madman though a few yards and flower gardens on the way to the theater, but absolutely no talking during the movie.

[@ilgonlineandy]

Speaking of blu ray showings at movie theatres, I went to a theater in San Diego called The Ken Cinema which was showing Akira at midnight as part of a special event. The poster clearly stated "Original 35mm print with Japanese subtitles". I thought that was perfect. I wasn't a fan of the Pioneer re-dub, so if I'm going to see Akira I'd prefer to see it with subtitles. I get my ticket, go inside and sit down, a few minutes later the lights dim and I see on the screen a big ass Blu-Ray logo, then a menu, then someone selects "start movie" and it plays for a bit, then gets to the talking and it's in English, but there are also subtitles on the bottom of the screen. The movie stops, they go to the subtitle menu, remove the English subtitles, start it back up, realize that the movie started at the point thye stopped it, hit back one chapter, and then started it up again. I ended up staying just because I wanted the experience of Akira on a big screen but I've never been back to that theatre since.

[@Nitrodino7875]

Lol

[@larryinc64]

I went to a re-screening of Yellow Submarine, and it was just a BluRay the back speakers were not on so you could not hear half of the instruments.

[@frostedloops]

stay frosty guys

[@NickMac91]

Some couple brought their new born to The Force Awakens I hadn't seen it yet and you can guess the rest.....

[@FFFFFFFFFF275]

In Sydney some cinemas used to marathon every Star Wars for Star Wars Day. And we were seeing the original trilogy on that day. And by the end of the last film the entire cinema was the fuck head (myself included). Everyone kept quoting characters, laughing at everything funny or not, having light saber fights in the isles and having food fights. During the final showdown between Luke and the baddies the entire cinema was in such hysterics you couldn't even hear the film.

[@FFFFFFFFFF275]

Also during Episode 7 the entire cinema laughed when Kylo Ren removed his mask for the first time

[@LAVERTUEG]

everytime I watch this video, I cringe because I used to be a big fuckhead. I am so sorry to everyone that I was annoying.

[@Suedeash]

no worries, shows personal growth.

[@nehkrame8568]

Very first date with my fiance, we went to see Paranormal Activity because she said the theater experience of people being scared was nice. I personally didn't care to see it but hey, first date. Well, we get in there and it is just us and a group of like 5 teenagers in the back. They spent 99% of the time since the trailes being on their phone... playing music putting it on speaker phone and talking. I flipped my shit after 10 mins of it, I stood up and turned around and said "If you don't shut the fuck up, I will come back there and shove your fucking phones up each and every one of your asses." Well, they got quiet and my fiance was like "Thank you, seriously." Lmao, first date.. first impressions. We've been together for 8 years now.

[@StrawberryDonutKing]

Mistakes into miracles.

[@enjoi0555]

You guys still together?

[@JogVodka]

1:42:25 I've had a similar experience back when Battle of Gods came in theaters. Before the movie began, we saw this giant screen of someone's PS3 and everyone was just chuckling at it, since it was just a mistake before the movie started. The rest of the movie was normal, just that detail was the only notably stuff in it

[@hightempomidi]

Dulled heat? Five Guys have the spiciest fucking jalapenos for me for whatever reason

[@Suedeash]

it's always a cool vid when kevin is in the thumbnail

[@DrButthugger]

So nice of callers to stay on the line for 20 minutes trying to change topics.

[@user-qz3gz5pw7x]

He's right, you can get the same pizza hut stuffed crust flavor by rolling the dough around string cheese

[@Nitrodino7875]

Lol thats with most stuffed crust pizza.

[@Nitrodino7875]

Its not the fucking cheese thats ontop of the pizza sadly.

[@wombatio]

Here in China, we should give awards to people that are decent. There isn't a screening without folks eating whole meals, talking on their phones etc...

[@letz5464]

Why is it okay for chinese people to be so rude in their culture

[@frostedloops]

stay frosty

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

A dude brought in loud, bright flashing baby toys for his infant

[@VeggeMight]

I want to know if Rocco went back and told the guy he bought popcorn for that he didn't need the seats.

[@Mc.Scrumpy]

Common courtesy. Like he said common courtesy yet he's playing Street fighter during a call

[@SpanglesYT]

I went to see deadpool 2 and some teenagers wouldn't shut up for a whole movie. Two teenage girls whispering to each other so loud i could hear them and it distracted me from watching the movie, i spoke up to tell them to shut up until i changed seat while there wasn't much people in theater.

[@AntipodalBrink]

This just really makes me hungry for Little Caesar.

[@Charlie-qc6su]

38:20 Great call 👍

[@charlesw7397]

My girlfriend really wanted to see this shit move called "After" so I took her to it. 3 college aged girls sat right in front of us and there was a mom and her college aged daughter sitting behind us. The theater was empty besides that. Throughout the movie, the girls in front of us were talking at full volume and whistling when this one guy would come on screen. It wasn't just like once every 10 minutes, it was like they'd talk for 5 to 10 minutes and then be quiet for 3. I eventually went to the theater staff and they talked to them. The staff left and immediately they started talking again. The mom and daughter were getting frustrated too so they asked them to be quiet and then the girls in front got louder and started talking shit about the mom and daughter. Around that same time, this random guy walks in (probably hopping between movies as they end) and sits on the ground level, right near the door. After 10 minutes he pulls out an iPad at full brightness and volume and a ring tone goes off. Turns out it was a FaceTime call so he answers and starts talking to someone. At this point I was just laughing at how fucking horrible these people were but my girlfriend really wanted to see the movie so I went to the staff again. They had the guy put away his iPad and one employee sat near the girls and another sat behind the iPad guy. They were all pretty quiet after that point but by then there was only about 20 minutes left in the movie so we had essentially missed over an hour because of these absolute fuck heads. I'm really sensitive when it comes to people in movie theaters so I can think of someone being a fuck head in nearly every movie I've seen but these people were by far the worst. Also right around the time that covid was first being discovered and articles were coming out about it (late 2019), I went to a movie and these people decided to sit 2 seats away from me. 2 out of the 3 of them were coughing without covering their mouth. I covered my mouth and moved far away but I was so fucking mad that they were so damn stupid that they couldn't even cover their mouth properly

[@l.d.9368]

That After story is incredible OMG lol

[@PrettymanX]

I went to a rerelease screening of Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (I think it was part of a ten year anniversary thing for the whole series where they showed the extended cuts with special featurettes before, but I only went to the third one). I had seen the movies before and my friend wanted to see it in theaters again, I wouldn't call myself a huge fan of the series. But every single person at this screening happened to be enormous fans (as expected for a special release screening), so for 3+ hours I sat in a packed theater as huge swaths of people read along with different scenes, got super worked up over things they had seen countless times before, and even sang along to the Hobbit songs. The fact that the movie has like six false endings just capped off an awful moviegoing experience, which has ruined the entire series for me now. So my Movie Fuckhead Experience is an entire theater of fuckheads.

[@StrawberryDonutKing]

36:25 holy shit, Kevin is the exact opposite of me. I fucking love tabasco, jalapenos, all that hot shit, but the fucking nasally ass wasabi and horse radish absolutely slays me.

[@enrapturevox]

They should give out headphones

[@lyndonjohnson1992]

This was the best era of m64

[@0__Vector]

I'm totally with Kevin on the pretzel pizza. It was salty as hell, but for some reason that made it fantastic

[@0__Vector]

and the nacho cheese helped

[@tommymots]

Whoa! crazy, but the only movie where the screen has frozen at a theater was also man of steel for me. In San Diego, CA. So weird but yeah, same experience in the same movie.

[@Goomies]

Cream soda is my shit. No other soft drink compares.

[@jonapello245]

2:15:55 Garrett's quick little melody cracked me the fuck up

[@uniformoctober]

there's are a bunch of reserved seat theaters in LA (mostly the new ones)

[@scruffy3528]

Stay frosty means stay aware of your surroundings right?

[@emanluca3753]

Rocco is such a bummer to be around in a theatre.

[@konnthegreat]

I don't usually have problems at theaters, but my boyfriend does. We went to watch Sully and the theater had reserved seats. So when the people next to him left and were replaced by some other people, he got pissed. I really didn't get it. Like if the people who left had a problem, they could have said something.

[@sena167]

why was your boyfriend pissed?

[@tickleson8661]

My dad got super pissed off at someone because they were talking on the phone during the movie right behind us My Dad: "Excuse me, but I paid money to watch this!?!?" Fuck-head: "I paid money too :((((((((((((((( "

[@spatuloso]

Favorite stream of the year. Also get some better pizza you dongos.

[@greatsupper]

Lil Caesars is pretty dang good

[@HipsterKaren]

I concur. Little Caesars is good.

[@OnixRose]

you gotta use the dipping sauce

[@Goomies]

Im very much a proponent of "when its good its good and when its bad its still pretty good" when it comes to pizza. Little ceasers is very much the latter.

[@nana-ix]

I legit look up to Rocko after this one XD. Fucking with little kids at Disney? That's a double sin.

[@Flooding474]

When I went to see watchmen I stood up and clapped during the sex part

[@godiebeard]

1:30:00 PPS Yeaugh

[@Iceknight212]

Where'd you get that hoodie, Rocco?

[@homsany92]

teenagers will always suck- rocco botte

[@HerbieTEA]

everyone i know gets their very own MTF Award. Stop looking at your god damned phone or asking questions about what's going on screen. How do you expect to like the movie you're watching if you're missing shit?

[@saturatedwithsound]

I now goto a really expensive cinema as it seems to weed out the complete fuckheads. There's too many times where my cinema experience has been ruined elsewhere as I easily get so angry at people like that. Sometimes I'm forced to goto the regular cinema. The most recent experience was a guy who came in 10 minutes into Don't Breathe and then sat near me and just browsed his bright-ass iphone for 15 minutes before I told him to turn the fucking thing off.

[@themonkeyjungle871]

lots of awkward callers here

[@Suedeash]

and then everyone clapped

[@metaleggman18]

How the fuck is Kevin drinking Dublin Dr Pepper in 2017????

[@metaleggman18]

Okay clearly it ain't ddp, but it ain't the garbage sugar dp released when the garbage sugar mountain dew came out.

[@Holydiver2107]

2:15:46

[@dsprocks]

That pretzel pizza sounds awesome, I love cheese, especially nacho cheese and pretzels, holy crap. If I had to hang with anybody from Mega64 but it could only be two people, I would chill with Kevin and Rocco, because everybody is cool and all but they're both on my level of chill. I think they would be the most fun to watch shitty movies with and that sort of thing.

[@eggforbrains]

I am a teenager

[@ElectricPid]

EGG for Brains not for long

[@PolarOppositeFIlms]

putting a ton of wasabi on sushi is gross.

[@browneyeMEDIA]

papa's in the house!

[@deathleopardsmusic]

Rocco thinks of the children

[@bobdeinterlace]

Never had an issue with people talking or clapping during a movie but I remember one time where the guy right next to me was barefoot for some reason, he smelled like he hadn't showered in two months and at the end of the movie the whole theater smelled like his sweaty nasty feet. I'm not exaggerating. It was weird.

[@warpigsheals]

two things. Rocco has armed trolls everywhere with the tools they need to disrupt every comic book/ nerdy movie/remake or reboot for years to come. Secondly Kevin I love you and i'm sorry but does little Caesars turn you into an amorphous shape-shifting creature? I say that with love because who the fuck wouldnt want to become that. I ask because i've been sitting here watching this since it was posted and i swear to god kevin's face has been changing and shifting throughout the entire thing.

[@flamingcapybara7089]

37:05 ...Martin Shkreli?

[@OnixRose]

maybe you guys should just wait to see movies so you don't have to deal with assholes, it's cheaper and you're guaranteed to enjoy the environment. Unless your house crumbles on top of you.

[@DivineAdversity777]

Fuck Spiderman lol Out of all the generic heros I find Spiderman and Superman the most lame and irritating 😂 Love Mega 64 dearly! But I’m all for the whole #CrucifySpiderman2021 thing going around...........

[@somecitrus7561]

2:15:45