A One Ticket Slot Machine Method

[@RetPoliceInstructor]

Hey Vegas Matt and Crew!! I am a permanently disabled police officer from Connecticut. Unfortunately, my career ended in 2008 after twelve years in law enforcement. I love your channel and enjoy watching them everyday. I was born in 1972 and hilarious that your son does not know about the old shows like Barney Miller, Happy Days😂. Getting old sucks. Thank you for sharing your videos! It perks me up and makes me feel much better!! Godspeed! Dan

[@karenpayne3946]

God bless you it gets better!

[@juliealcarazGanu]

Hi there I just read your post we're on the same track only I was born in the 50s. But I know what you mean it's so fun to hear what he has to say that his son is so anti - nostalgia LOL thanks for your service take care of yourself happy New Year

[@Janet175]

Dan are you single?

[@amybowers1032]

Hope you are okay, Dan. Thank you for your service MUCH RESPECT

[@enkadude]

Hey Dan, I'm your vintage and remember Baretta, Cannon, Kojak, Streets of San Fran, Adam 12, Police Woman... ah yes the good ol days. :)

[@oberryconnection]

E.J., I love you! Just want to let you know we love the nostalgic banter! Until you're older, you will not fully understand the gold mine of wit & wisdom surrounding you. Your subs know who they're referring to in past t.v., movies & music. Time you learn about the past. It helps you in the future. P.S. Music is the greatest!!

[@dekes_deals]

E.J. is great.

[@retiredgamblers3517]

I love the nonsensical comments. You did not escalate to the subscriptions without it. EJ you young’n, you keep them buzzing with all your technology. You all have exceptional chemistry together..

[@dekes_deals]

Love E.J.

[@Skeer0]

Vegas Matt, thank you for making me laugh after a rough day. That first free game bonus where you all were "YEAAAAAH!!!AWEEEEEE" when those buffalos hit was hilarious. Love the content and keep it up. Your videos are the first to show up when I open KZbin and I love it.

[@jenelynludwig6606]

My life must be pretty boring, my daily ritual is I look forward to my lunch hour just to watch your you-tube channel for the day! Just want to thank you for your realism!

[@fromhollysview6390]

Me too….i am running out of videos to watch. Need more

[@TrueBlue-j5c]

FYI … A confounding variable is an unmeasured third variable that influences, or confounds, the relationship between an independent and a dependent variable by suggesting the presence of a spurious correlation. Due to the presence of confounding variables in research, we should never assume that a correlation between two variables implies a causation.

[@motocrossx199]

The company I work for actually makes the big chrome/silver logos on the cabinets for Aristocrat and IGT. Cool to see them in the wild. Good luck Matt!

[@holleyreuter349]

EJ just doesn’t understand the joy the old school references do for us old followers

[@loriebrown6876]

Hey Vegas Matt, I want to thank you for helping me save my money. Anytime I get an itch to go to the casino , I watch you first and then decide not to go. You remind me of what it feels like to lose so I stay home 😂😂😂😂😂. You are the best!

[@shannoncargo468]

Same here lost lots of money at the casino this is just as good minus the not going broke part 😂

[@davelabatt891]

Here’s the beauty of this channel. Obviously I watch this for the gambling BUT I just got sidetracked and felt the need to back track to listen to their banter on theatre Candy. Haha. Entertaining guys! ;-)

[@MarysHusband]

The audience loves y'all back! Thanks for the great content.

[@emoryblakeh]

I have never commented before. Must say love the entertainment! You are the Roshtien of KZbin! Just watched a podcast you and EJ were on. Humble smart love to see it.

[@BilliejoSpradlin]

Just want to say how much I enjoy all of you. Thank you for making me laugh everyday, I watch your videos to unwind in the mornings after working nightshift. Love that Family is important, and that you can Insult each other with Love. Hahaha.

[@Dillon7550]

The pancakes “ they were less then my favourite “ and “ they were like buckwheat protein pancakes they were just a total Sando“ LOL 💀that made my day 😂 I watch everyday, thank you for the continued entertainment!!!

[@makinitmangogaming7000]

When he said the Pancakes were a total Sando, I died 😂

[@TrueBlue-j5c]

I think if you played the NFL Buffalo Bills and the spent your winnings on. Buffalo’s it would have been huge. And you could have put those winnings on the Bills for Superbowl 😊😊

[@TrueBlue-j5c]

Does your heavy weight wrestler have cauliflower ears? In college my sorority sisters always looked for the wrestlers with cauliflower ears because they always had the best stamina!❤

[@RobertRagland-bj6wz]

2 cent denom/ 20.00 a spin entertainment..Maybe he's learning from Low roller..haha

[@dillonodonnell2850]

Another Dillon

[@roberthein2156]

Caught your VIDEO(?? !!!!!!)!ONE MINUTE RELEASED ! Middle of my AFTERNOON !!! You put to ASLEEP 💤 ! Might be your MONO-TONED VOICE ? Anyhow, just WOKE-UP, near the end. Another GREAT VIDEO, Matt 😮‍💨 !

[@Jamiedoesit]

Love watching you guys, got me over here saying “ Sando “ 😂❤

[@PeggySmith-p9i]

You 4 are hilarious, love watching your channel. Hopefully will see you one day in vegas. Cheers 🎉 freezing ours butts in canada

[@ezDreaming]

Love the buffalo content Matt. My favorite machines to play on

[@charlesetienne6037]

Wake 3 am in Seychelles watching Vegas Matt. That is cool laughing in the early morning makes you great.

[@lizcurley3580]

Hi guys! Fat nurse you met at Resort World. Think of one of my professors definition of algorhythm An action based off a previous action. Short and sweet and easy to understand

[@paulmillbank3617]

Confounding Variable defined: something that potentially affects the outcome of an experiment or study but is not accounted for in the study itself.

[@alanevans1858]

Like your positivety even when you lose Matt, that Buffalo machine is a tough nut to crack, but one day Matt you are going to come up trumps big time and have a mamoth win. Love you guys. From Alan in 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧👍👍👍👍👍

[@jenniferdrummond2809]

I look forward to lunch every day because I get to watch Vegas Matt and crew, plus eat. I must say, it was weird seeing VM play .02, but you did get a better bonus than the first one. You will get it next time. Even when you’re losing you are uplifting. Your commentary at the end is always my favorite. Have fun! 🍀

[@mastaboog749]

Now he's just sucking up our 2 cent winnings also! Damnnnnn you Vegas Matt!!!!! ❤

[@jenniferdrummond2809]

@@mastaboog749 🤣

[@ITSLD69]

I just come here for the banter. Lol you guys are hilarious.

[@brucepyle741]

Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome back 🎉. 😂. Man yaw boys take me back every time. Love the vids

[@toddmccartney334]

Always a great time with Matt and the crew!!! Thanks for being a part of our lives. LYG's

[@andrewboudreau5279]

BUFFFFALOOOOO 😂 I love the Drew Carey Tom Arnold talk. Same thing. Lol

[@adrienbeatty]

As a smoker I am actually respectful and considerate when it comes to non smokers. Yes, even at our local casino, eventhough there is a non smoking area designated for non smokers. I know some casinos don't offer that. With that said I normally ask beforehand or wait to see if I have a smoker next to me. If it's real bothersome I'm sure if you asked the smoker kindly to not smoke most of the time they will be understanding. I get a lot of ugly and terrible comments made towards me when I smoke and I have one of the biggest hearts one can have. I don't promote smoking and yes I have unsuccessfully have tried to quit for years before anyone comes at me. I'm working on it still. 🙂

[@TheHooomie]

Have you tried the nicotine pouches ? Like the brands called onn or zyn. Those helped me quit surprisingly.

[@QueenTaco24]

Sadly you sound like one of the few respectable smokers. I am a former smoker who now can not stand the smell or smoke. I have nicely asked smokers to blow the smoke out a different direction & always get treated like poo. THANK YOU for being a nice human ❤️❤️

[@johngrupp8850]

Don't most casinos have non-smoking sections? Why don't they play on that side?

[@bethalvarez6956]

I have a lady sitting next to me at the bar at the hard rock, and everybody practically was smoking except her and she looked at me and asked me to stop smoking and I told her if you don’t like it, you should go to Chuck E. Cheese

[@parkerbohnn]

The Chinese both men and woman are the big gamblers and most of them still smoke so they cater to them.

[@POSSIBLYurFATHER]

EJ probably doesn't even know about Polk Highs greatest athlete Al Bundy who in 1966 after his coach quit scored 4 touchdowns against his nemesis Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon and won the Chicago high school championship.

[@joshpriestman8013]

It was sad when he suffered that career ending injury...... mariage

[@robnoble6081]

Love you guys. Starting to sound like an elk in heat with all this YeEeeeeeeeeah stuff lol, I like let’s go better. Love watching everyday ❤

[@delaney3722]

Hey Vegas Matt, the TV shows and movie references you make in your video commentary, I appreciate. I’m 58, so I get all of them..😂. Don’t let the whipersnappers dissuade you from continuing that trend.

[@Avi-ow4wo]

You guys are way cooler than stevewilldo in my book but I’m a gen xer. Thanks for the videos I watch everyday.

[@JenniferM0614]

😂😂😂❤ EJ. OMG "Vegas Matt are you having another birthday ?" Im still laughing. So funny. Love you guys, you crack me up.

[@Jessica-j6u2d]

You should do a massive free play video. Would be cool to see how much free play you accrew over the course of a month

[@stu185]

Giving 1 short on the bonus is called a "teaser" they often land just before you run out of credit... its purpose is to get more money out of people's pockets

[@francinedrake6487]

Steve like to hang out because of y’all large followers…. I personally watch you guys faithfully everyday like so many others. Y’all conversations are so interesting and funny. Y’all camera takes is very good and not bouncing around like Steve’s. And most importantly you guys come off down to earth and nice and respectful. Steve kinda seem to not care about other people feelings.

[@corrinasmith2481]

Funny to hear Matt cry about smoke but not a peep when trying to be cool in front of steve

[@jillmarie4240]

I don’t think it was about being cool it was about being respectful. He can despise smoking but still not feel entitled to go and tell every smoker that it bothers him and to stop….

[@danielsmith9500]

Look forward to watching everyday. Thank y’all for making my day beter

[@bestbyfar1118]

Vegas matt cries about someone smoking but never heard a word when Steve was smoking like a champ 😂😂😂😂

[@WyndeeSalazar]

I was thinking the exact same thing 5:46 6:36 😊 11:58

[@lanehatley2191]

Welcome back Carter was great 😂 I know that show and I was born in the 90s 😂

[@michellea6426]

Someone is smoking. That’s enjoyable. 😂 So much going on behind the camera. I feel we need another camera so we can see what’s happening 😁

[@timitbiscuit3620]

They disallowed smoking at my casino during Covid. I haven't been back. I don't like playing without my vice.

[@lucaswentzel3351]

You guys brought up the fact that one of the casinos still allows you to play slots with coins. I would love to see you guys play and win a jackpot or a bonus using coins so that everybody could watch the coins spit out of the machine and see your hands turn black! I’m too young to have gotten to go to Vegas while they still used coins everywhere, but I remember the sound when I was going through the casinos as a kid. You guys rock! I love watching you everyday! Every day

[@okthumper8047]

Hot tamales are a good candy for the movies!

[@ladycj56]

Love your family… thanks for the laughs today I needed that !

[@robertgibbons1712]

Awesome channel boys!! Enjoying the Vegas vibes up in cold Canada - Saskatchewan:)

[@Minnesotagirl1978]

Alberta ❤

[@robertgibbons1712]

Hello neighbour!@@Minnesotagirl1978

[@PlayingwithRentMoney-ng5zv]

Welcome back, Kotter. Wow. That's a blast from the past.

[@kittypfeff5950]

I just love you guys, you're the best! Thanks for giving me something to look forward to each day 🎰

[@brianlee677]

Here in AZ the casinos don't allow smoking or vaping anymore since the covid debacle now it's fun.

[@guaranteedwinnersclub]

Right out of the gate! The daily e. J. Don't get it seventies, quote. GA head GA head. Arnold horshack. Welcome back Kotter.

[@lorischroeder100]

Watched a podcast and heard it for the first time -VEGAS MATT PARTY BUS !!! I’m on it when I come out. If your ever in CT I’ll take you to Foxwoods in my party bus, beat up Hyndia Veloster….it will be a BLAST 😅. Keep on spreading laughs my friend.

[@Suremistake83]

Hey Matt, Watch you everyday from Australia 🇦🇺 Love your show and you’ve stopped me playing the machines, I just watch you gamble now so thank you.

[@thecountofmontecristo8280]

I was crying laughing at the comment about Vegas Mum and the buckwheat pancakes. Reminded me of my childhood with a overly health conscience Mum.

[@jerrydelyea5820]

I watch every day and I love you guys lol good banter, fun machines and great attitudes. I mean if you smoked a few cigarettes you’d be disco😂😂✌️🇨🇦❤️

[@lynnglynn721]

"Horshack" means "the cattle are dying " Love the banter between you guys, ❤ the '70s referrals!!!

[@andrewboudreau5279]

Funny thing when Matt brought up smoking I kept thinking when Steve was chain smoking I thought Matt has to be beyond annoyed 😂

[@JBisHere4AGudTime]

Steve has the Stink now! He's on the way to losing everything! These guys want nothing to do with him! LOL!!!

[@Paytoplayslots]

Lol I said the same thing

[@chrism17]

@@JBisHere4AGudTime if you think SteveWillDoIt is on his way to losing everything you’re sadly mistaken, and where do you get that Vegas Matt and crew want nothing to do with him?

[@orion7741]

@@JBisHere4AGudTime They do a weekly stream together with him, they obviously enjoy hanging around him.

[@GoRideConnor]

VM was the little guy in those videos. Steve would have blown smoke in his face if he harassed him. But he wouldn’t because he’s a Dana White wanna be groupie. He looked like a virgin 16 year old boy staring at Dana. 😂😂😂

[@hochunk4609]

“All fat guys look alike” killed me! I’m pretty sure Drew Carrey would find that comment and that you thought he was married to Roseann Bar hilarious. You guys are my favorite KZbin channel now.

[@lillianharris1780]

😅Hello Vegas Matt 🎉🎉🎉Good Luck 😅😅😅congratulations 🎉🎉🎉

[@johncoyle9446]

Good don't listen to EJ lol I love welcome back Carter never change anything😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@jacobestrada8697]

“Are you having another birthday?”…. Dying here 😂😂

[@barbararuotolo1852]

Oh Matt! That DID sound just like I know you are but what am I!! Hysterical! Great minds think alike. Did anyone else get that??Thanks for a good laugh! Smiles Bobbi

[@Agnes902]

I love watching you guys Matt & EJ, always make me smile and I can’t wait the next one.good luck always 🍀 🥰💕

[@joshandrews464]

The confounding variable is always Matt being annoyed by smoking....in a casino...in Vegas...lol.

[@anthonysuarez7416]

Your videos are great when you either win or when you are on a super entertaining kick. But I'm sure you would choose a combination of the two.

[@jojack777]

True Lies is a must see movie, EJ. Very funny and entertaining!

[@AmyBethB]

Oh Matt! I am lmao 😂🤣 you are on point with every comment today. Great video.

[@johnfunthings3927]

e,j needs a book on great films and tv shows of the 80's and 70's

[@JoseFuentes-t3z]

Vegas Matt, how do we know what channel is number one? Couse there are some other big channels but only publish winners videos. Your channel published both..

[@Dj_Inmortal]

I would like to see you play" I want it now" the Veruca game. However your choices are always entertaining.

[@renee4670]

Vegas Matt and crew I enjoy you videos!!!

[@ricardoruiz3986]

The "is a drug trial when you get caught" line is underrated. lol

[@juliealcarazGanu]

Hi guys I'm 70 years old I love watching your show. I Love The Nostalgia comments that you do frequently Matt and DJ need to chill,(a bit please?) some of us still have our memories. Your program not only entertains visually but also entertains our spirit (well mine anyway) Again I enjoy the Nostalgia I enjoy hearing the old TV shows and actors and things that happen from my past. That`s anywhere from the late 50`s' to now and thanks again, carry on boys.Question Matt.. " what what was Gomer Pyle's girlfriend's name"?

[@erikajegl2762]

Matt you are so funny and I love you to death. I said before you could’ve been a comedian I would’ve come to all your shows ha ha! Watch your channel your videos every day IM so looking forward to it I wish you would win big big just one time you will. Hi from Maryland 🙋‍♀️

[@sweetkandee1582]

Steve and gang don’t want to hang out with you because you are absolutely awesome and make so much more sense than that crazy running around smoking, drinking and throwing money like a mad man! I love you guys!

[@Ckeese75]

You gotta watch True Lies. Just love that movie!!!! My hubby loves the Jamie Lee strip tease!! And Bill Paxton as the used car salesman is so classic !!!!!!

[@philleightruck]

I personally love the old genx references. We are always answering back whenever you ask a question about shows, actors, music etc. Always a great time. You should play buffalo carnival again.

[@Melch-22]

Appreciate the videos as always, love the Buffalos!

[@tammywheaton5070]

I also hope you have another birthday!! That had me rolling. Always entertaining. 😊

[@amybowers1032]

Me too! Matt is hilarious and super quick witted

[@scottrunnels3958]

I thought that was Drew Carey at the end 😂😂😂 enjoyable video as usual Vegas Matt !

[@dimetriandrews2624]

HAVENT WATCHED YET y’all keep going UP! Thank you EJ & MATT MATT & EJ

[@davidclark4839]

This show brings you the reality of gambling, off course you win however the majority you lose. Greetings from the Uk

[@Toomer.]

Haha I'm obsessed with y'all have been for months now! I come home from 10-11 hour works days sit on the couch to eat dinner and it's the first thing I turn on! I'm so excited everyday to watch! Love the commentary and the slots play! I almost wanted to start keeping track at the beginning of the year of your wins and losses but I'm too afraid to for y'all 🤣 but the thing that makes me the most curious is... What do y'all do for a living? It's the one thing that drives me nuts!

[@ritabooker2245]

Hello Vegas Matt good luck today! Watch everyday!

[@hilaryhoover7562]

Watch you every night….. all of yous are my good luck charm when I go to the casino!

[@Ebhateschris1112]

The only thing I look forward to when I turn 21 is going to Vegas and running huff n puff with yall

[@sleepingsoundsinsomnia]

I love you all... The viewers, EJ, wbj, w2j, Matt. All of you. Saved my life...

[@rayrigglemanjr9134]

Vegas Matt, You and the crew are awesome great conversation and gaming. Whenever i'm having a bad day you guys always come threw and cheer me up. Please just keep doing what you do. YOU TRULY ARE VEGAS'S BEST. God bless you and your family...

[@shanerabideau5910]

you guys are so much fun to watch and listen to. So funny :)

[@furniturethingskimmel5053]

I saw you once, but didn't want to bug you guys. Watch daily even the Vlogs... Now I kind of wish I did say hello.

[@jonathon.scalise]

Like a drug trial... "is that when you get caught?" 😂 I don't know if anyone else caught that 😂

[@karenpayne3946]

I hate second hand smoke, that's why I smoke the first one.

[@wokest]

I am one of the daily watchers too. Anymore catch ups with stevewilldoit? They're fun too! Thanks team!

[@Detectaddict]

Love ya vids guys always just in time for my morning coffee here in Oz 👍🏽Sandos Suck 😂😂😂

[@jcappucino]

You need to show EJ some clips when you reference those nostalgic shows .

[@donnaboyer182]

My favorite thing to do everyday. Watch you guys!!

[@platinummary]

Keep talking about old shows !! Always blast!! Thanks guys

[@randymaidl2631]

Expand your veiwers no not old whippersnapers all time im 60 moving forward been there done that what about ej's followers

[@TheFordman411]

You guys remind me of the movie The Dream Team from 1989. Lmao it’s like a nut house of activity and conversations. But I love every minute.

[@MichaelMartin1979]

It's called a 'movie salad' when you throw the candy into the popcorn.

[@Beckyposey]

‘True Lies’ is a classic!!!! Love that movie!

[@jabrowski_]

Matty if ur theory with winnability is about making noise wouldn't u want to deposit $100 bills instead of 1 ticket. Theory: More depositing noise gathers more people to play

[@sweetkandee1582]

I’m feeling pretty old right now - I know all about the shows that WBG and VM are talking about, but now I know I’m not alone!