WOULD YOU RATHER!?!?

[@bokiveliki42]

you should add Josh's webcam in the bottom left corner

[@dimeovanickel4237]

that's a good idea

[@vedantdivekar7157]

lion was driving and the tiger jumped out. lol

[@TheGamer-xc4yd]

?

[@pd_7577]

+Pz 42 Lion and Tiger

[@ThisAintLee]

+Pz 42 he said a lion was driving a train then later he said then the tiger jumped out

[@yousefhamad5623]

+MM7Gamеs fuck off

[@yousefhamad5623]

+MM7Gamеs you cant find a channel name for yourself

[@isabellaphillips5795]

"Yeah the lion was driving the train...got out of the way of the train, then the TIGER jumped out of the train and got arrested" what happened to the lion?

[@kaiwarzala7080]

Driving

[@ryansmith2826]

I thought id be the only one who noticed it lol xD

[@worm9627]

The lion was in control of the train and the tiger jamp out whilst the lion kept the train moving

[@susanbowe1656]

He escaped!!!

[@dula96]

The lion 'cheetah'd' the system... badum tsssss

[@finlaybaker2775]

I reckon Harry would have chosen marry a 10 year old and receive £100,000 it's just Guernsey tradition

[@solomon2823]

W.... Lmfao...

[@coreymedford8792]

Nah vik would marry the 10 year old, and get frisky with her 😂 shots at vik #cardsagainsthumanity

[@Bigtmac_]

+crazy corey nah not 10 if it was 12 he would definitely marry

[@AndrewPalafox1]

+crazy corey Nah, Vik would touch all of the numbers on the clock.

[@jackhallett3922]

53% of those people are probably vik

[@sammundi730]

Haha

[@chefmiichael6284]

+Jack Hallet lol

[@gargantuanpp7761]

+thomas martel no he's not it's just a dead joke

[@Killerjky80]

Soo true

[@gargantuanpp7761]

Killerjky80 how is that true?

[@sarah-fy6no]

liked the video before watching because i already know it's going to be good.

[@shrayyashtiwari9064]

Okay.

[@thesupergary8733]

Haha so funny omg -_-

[@gtg7449]

same

[@tomcruickshank4251]

Josh needs five kids sign up here

[@nadav6143]

+sarah israel

[@zhenpan4075]

For the 10 year old one, the ten year old could be born on a leap year so they are technically 40.

[@jennyoliver667]

Clever

[@cjsinha5909]

BOOM PHYSICS. I a think for a 20 year old would like that

[@cadenweaver]

They would technically be 2 and a half

[@adaptblurr9614]

Simon is the type of guy to play would you rather with josh

[@kaiwarzala7080]

Yeh

[@iwdav]

L

[@iwdav]

+NerfZ HD L=Lose. W=win

[@GraalSlim]

@11:37 No Simon. Bane dies, nothing happens. Joker dies, Batman goes rogue, Superman takes over the world, world peace occurs, Paralax dies. Joker is far more influential in his universe than Bane by a lot.

[@raz808]

The joker never died

[@AdriftMosquito]

But the Joker never died?

[@ajgooner6728]

+T J Tub He did in Arkham City the game which is part of the universe.

[@Killerjky80]

The question at 7:35 is like ment for vikk 💯%

[@Killerjky80]

7:25

[@ethanblitz]

Who would pick robot like an alien could be fuckin superman.

[@korihoward3543]

Or the doctor

[@jaydendaye7807]

+Ethan Blitz or you could be a saiyan

[@Joris2811]

+Ethan Blitz U could also be inspector gadget..

[@henryhughes1218]

What about terminator!

[@ethanblitz]

Henry Hughes terminator isn't an alien

[@amilli9713]

Simon has a good heart.

[@1Leggo9my9Eggo2]

Because of the last question? How does that mean he has a good heart? A good heart would make sense of the greater good of humanity. Take out 6 people and save millions as oppose to save 6 and let millions die and suffer...

[@manthandalal4742]

1Leggo9my9Eggo2 5*

[@ashvintyagi4530]

That video was so deep, where does Simon get all these ideas mate

[@liimpann]

7 days to die just got updated to Alhpa 14. It now includes a quest system, so in the beginning it's like a tutorial. If you and Josh give it another go you will understand so much more and i know a lot of people wanna see it. Pls consider it! At least play it off camera to try it out again if you don't wanna waste another video if you don't like it! Love the vids and the work you guys are doing.

[@J22L]

The people that said yes to marrying a ten year old, could've actually been ten themselves

[@chloerobertson8578]

Simon: u and josh just brighten d my day

[@peterschwinn5419]

With the obese person and gorgeous person on the bottom left it says same sex and personality

[@joeygalvin258]

by sex it means gender dumbass

[@shannonmcgill3677]

I want to be there when Simon tells his kids bedtime stories; "And there was a tiger and the prince fought it and the princess and him got married and lived happily ever after."

[@ThisAintLee]

Have you ever just wanted to start singing that song from Mulan?

[@luka_drmic]

Yesss

[@ThisAintLee]

+Luka Drmič Lets get down to business To defeat the Huns

[@jonathancarswell7209]

I played as one of the soldiers for my year six play

[@ThisAintLee]

+Jonny Cwell did they send me daughters When I asked for sons

[@bensharp3795]

+Lee Melton you're the saddest bunch i've ever met

[@trihard7187]

I like how Simon genuinely gotten somewhat emotional in the last part

[@Stack_11]

But the joker has Harley Quinn

[@hakunamatata6658]

At 20:42 Simon was positioning his has like a gun next to his head when they were talking about war 🤗

[@hannahprice-riley3073]

Looking forward to the Q&A😆💕

[@mateucosta6586]

Your pretty

[@jamielawson9793]

+FifaMasterHD need water?

[@mateucosta6586]

+Jamie Lawson u need milk

[@zakcourts4038]

+FifaMasterHD he need some milk 😂👊🙈

[@samwhale5261]

If you ever do this again you need to read the descriptions below the cards. They tell you more about the choices. Except for that it was a great vid!

[@joebonnet4037]

I'm pretty sure walking the plank is just a myth, isn't it?

[@DogMann32]

No

[@skeets3384]

+Nick Hamel that's pleasant

[@williamskomsky8470]

This is one of my favourite videos from you two so far pls make more

[@ethanlancaster1025]

where's the next hitman episode? ?

[@voke4553]

10:17 lions in the jungle, seems legit

[@sev3596]

Just to point out Saudi Arabians aren't terrorists

[@1Leggo9my9Eggo2]

Well the terrorist organisation exists mainly consist of Saudi Arabians, Iraqis and Pakistanis. Saudi Arabia is a sell out to Islam, no offence.

[@lows6383]

When Josh and Simon are in the same video, you know it's gonna be gooood

[@bradleybarrett6613]

he would definitely stay on that deserted island if ethan was there with him

[@bereisgreat]

Stopping war and terrorism in the Middle-East for 25 years has that calling though, it's kind of your duty as a human being to take that chance. Be a hero, Simon

[@sapphire962]

i got really itchy during the conversation about itching...

[@gavvers]

DO MORE OF THIS WITH JOSH OR THE OTHER SIDEMEN!!

[@jalenjordan1141]

I'm 12 so marrying a 10 year would be fine

[@martynawasilewicz6138]

The Legitix HD my Logic 😂😂

[@Vickster2004]

The Legitix HD same man 😂😂

[@SKAT8TERgamer]

Josh's alien description and why had me dying he said he wanted 8 legs😂😂

[@shirazfarooqui8353]

Keep this comment on an even number of likes

[@shirazfarooqui8353]

Even don't be thug!

[@net_has]

The fact that Simon referenced Asimov honestly made me so happy. Happier than it should have made me.

[@Black-rg4wp]

my dog got herpes from my sister today

[@footballfan3991]

Good

[@sebonvlog3230]

Picture is fake its your knees you are much browner

[@Black-rg4wp]

Per Ole Muhammed mongolidi Ali baba Hassan mulla D:

[@purperhartrandy7064]

what

[@Black-rg4wp]

Purperhart Randy havent i suffered enough this day?;(

[@coreymedford8792]

Play more forest with ethan its one of my favorite kind of vids u make and try not to laugh with waterbottles

[@desouki7912]

Notification squad!!!!

[@acmeholloway]

I died when he said 'didn't they just sit you on a potty and say "piss"'

[@claytonk5174]

The question at 22:30 is why Simon is the best side men🙂

[@naphero]

Do a draft where you use the Number Simulator on your phone, set it to 70-100, and then pick the player will the closest overall to the number given.

[@rasmuschristensen384]

You need to do more of these

[@willg7506]

The lion In Simons story randomly changed to a tiger half way through 😂😂

[@syabell3123]

Pirates actually never punish you by standing on the plank...Facts of the day

[@sharnay7417]

Please do more of these!

[@itsemachine]

10:07 Nah doubt it. Tribes would freak out if they saw an outsider and kill you quick. Also theyre foreign and lets assume the pirates are english (cos most in films are idk xD) so u could reason with them (communication). Plus tribes have no natural immunities so if you had a slight cold for instance youd wipe out the entire tribe and youd be stuck in the jungle with no experience. So pretty bad scenario

[@wittyusername1827]

20:05 Epic Battle Logic Vs Morals Who Will Win

[@sristi_rmtr4118]

8:30 he's like "I could never marry a 10 year old" I'm think there's like so many ten year olds like dammit I won't get a chance with him!

[@Sarah-qf6kq]

They need to read the little notes on the side because it makes it harder to choose sometimes

[@BlackHawkDiamondSwan]

*I can so read the type of person Josh and Simon are by their answers to these questions.*

[@gabbieleaman3078]

OMG Simon you are my absolute favorite!!! Pirates of the Caribbean is my all time favorite movie collection!!!

[@mcskippy7226]

Ive had an itchy skin condition that lasted for years and i never got used to it... It actually gets so painful

[@tomdawe3513]

9:33 modern day pirates would hold you hostage for ransom not kill you yet a jungle tribe would probably eat you

[@jerieslawen5933]

It is a lego factory, but that doesn't mean the lego is laying on the ground you know

[@christinemiriam7986]

The last question was sooo deep. Thanks for the vid Simon.^_^

[@alexpurnell2934]

Simon is actually honest

[@KyosisPlays]

13:40 ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[@mosuviou5675]

You could build a boat and fail , get out into sea and no protection from sun , island there is food and could make shelter and trees cover you

[@notsomlgmehd1164]

You do not wanna be itchy all the time Simon. Trust me. I sometimes have panic/itch, or whatever it is, attacks and it's something you don't wanna have, let alone all the time XD

[@ScottishWelshie]

For the naked vs itchy one its about whether you care more what other people think about you or what you think about yourself, its comfortable to be naked but not accepted, its definitely not comfortable to be itchy so I'd choose naked but I'm not a nudest

[@c.b7758]

Bane is also incredibly smart he was on a few occasions called batman's intellectual equal 🤓

[@thomasheavey9797]

why do they not read the bits in the bottom left where it tells them the conditions

[@harrybryant6066]

Great English "if you was stranded" 👏👏👏

[@crystalfusion6875]

At the question at 7:15 it could be that most people playing this game could be very young.

[@thehawker3029]

The joker never dies and is a beast everywhere he goes while bane has to be filling up his name juice thing everyday. He's not even a person. Bane is like an animal. The joker is a clear pick for me

[@azharhaque9]

He gets to fuck Harley Quinn

[@Mattza8520]

did they not see the extra conditions/explanations underneath??? hahahaha

[@youcantchangeyouryoutubeus6065]

last one was so painful your a nice man

[@Taylor-ju9wz]

21:24 ...... *in unison* awwwwwwwwww

[@arnit2948]

8:37 you know you can just do nothing with him, get the 100k, and just get a divorce?

[@dhrugohil4118]

Don't you you just love it when train driving lions transform into tigers

[@annmariesharpe6]

Play Stranded Deep like you want it

[@alexplayz4272]

this why I love simon 21:20

[@pruthivip8217]

6:28 Did Simon choose the wrong one for Josh and he got it right. Josh said never play video games. I could be wrong by the way.

[@r4zn0v]

he's just straight up CRAZY

[@mikeyrischmiller505]

almost waiting for the Vikk jokes at 7.45

[@bluestation9860]

Do A Series Of The Sims 4

[@alleodefalk]

This was Awesome!!! Please do more!!

[@JordynNexus]

"You know how one of your mates has a little sister who's like 18, they're still like, 10 to you." - RIP fanfictions 😂

[@cycl10ps]

The actual Joker doesn't have scars. The actual joker was just crazy and had his skin bleached. But, joker got Harley...

[@1tsyabo170]

I literally liked this video because of simons story at about 13:30

[@lukazagi9183]

14:37 who laughed his ass out

[@onelusciouslad7841]

Id pick Playing video games because you can sing your own music!

[@JuliusBriggs]

I do think that the red colour of the answer panel subconsciously affects the people playing this game as they might associate the colour red with "wrong" so some of the answers may be bullshit

[@tepaltepig2199]

In the Amazon, once you walk in 10 meters of the jungle you're in the forest, and it's not that closed in in fact it is VERY open; so no, it's not like films, at all .

[@trulynotChinmay]

"there are instagram filters" xD dammit josh

[@samburrows7486]

People would choose joker over bane to get with Harley Quinn

[@w.mac13]

7:49 536,351 Vik's have played thus game

[@hasanmukdadal-amry2321]

the game that you applauded " I couldn't be an assassin "

[@ryanneumann8336]

The joker is like a fifth degree black belt and a genius

[@Raquiastime]

Drunk/ drinking never have I ever video would be cool just putting that out there

[@amalee3358]

Simon ur one of my favorite youtubers ever!!!!!!!!! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Eatyourbabiez69]

I love how they basically disregarded the writing underneath

[@vishanthnair]

Joker had a purpose too. He was doing the exact thing Batman was but in a drastic way relying on human beings selfishness to clean the streets

[@arnoldgarry-plinton60]

Simon can you do more prop the hunt videos or the culling

[@JustDemGuys]

Just me that laughed on the Joker or Bane question when Simon said are you serious?

[@lukewalker4256]

That got real deep real quick

[@hsgaming1456]

Hi Simon where's the set up video ?? And can you do more bo3 videos please