THE MOST RIDICULOUS BILLIONAIRE HOUSES

[@kunalsinha7]

In case you actually don't know: a half bath is a bathroom with only a toilet and sink, no shower/bathtub...it's pretty common in the US

[@aliyahussain8079]

I live in the U.K. and I have a “bathroom” with only a toilet and a sink but also have a bathroom with a bath/shower and a toilet and a sink

[@MarloSoBalJr]

@@aliyahussain8079 Then you have a 1.5 bath house

[@adityaarya9908]

@@MarloSoBalJr You have won the comment section

[@miko7498]

bro i dont know literally anyone who owns a bath irl

[@Fem_Ace]

Yeah and for Me in norway Thats a normal bathroom Or forexample my family has 2 bathrooms 1. Shower,toilet,sink 2.toilet,sink

[@matthiaswebber3]

Simon: I’m gonna name these after countries Also Simon: “this ones Newcastle, this ones Tokyo.”

[@elisealexandre2537]

And this ones Josh's flat

[@impactmemes4201]

And Australia

[@ChristopherGarnica]

Impact Memes Australia is a country you dumbo

[@jonasib]

He said he would rate them from 1 to countries, so the cities can be in between.

[@oopitywoop4568]

In mount vesuvious

[@anish3839]

When MM7 games becomes a SidemenReacts V2 lol...

[@kg22kg]

Its actually the other way around. He always had such reaction videos on this channel.

[@AdeebVlogs]

@Anver Lakaha wtf is going on with the replies

[@saz19s8]

Well it’s just MiniminterReacts rather than SidemenReacts

[@nonut4574]

Yes

[@senpaisenburg]

But Simon only

[@matt8383]

7:20 "Why you cooking fall guys" genuinely couldn't breathe for a minute ahaha lmaoooo

[@BrownDynamite]

i went straight to the comments hoping someone would say it 😂😂

[@nxahsvidz]

just came from Sidemen reacts, perfect timing 🔥

[@anythingandeverything1042]

same

[@flimitty]

same

[@gck-06]

Same

[@tobyrutlanddix8139]

nxahsvids same

[@bigmanferi]

Yea me too bro

[@FlippoYR]

*house has gold* Simon: “too much gold” *house doesn’t have gold* Simon: “where’s the gold???”

[@kieranthomas6031]

“I’m a big garden man” lives with a millionaire... IN A FLAT

[@jamesjohnson8066]

He is also a millionaire JJ is just like a 30 millionaire

[@Niko-pt9li]

@@jamesjohnson8066 I dont think he is worth 30 million although it doesnt matter. Anyway the word you are looking for is "multi millionaire".

[@kieranthomas6031]

Niko sounds funnier as a 30 millionaire 😂 reminds me of I love u 3000

[@vihaansheth6511]

Niko that’s not how much he’s worth but my man has earned around 30 mil from his Logan Paul fight so

[@jamesjohnson8066]

Niko well he makes 2.2 mill a year just from KZbin ads

[@loisbracewell9947]

'Norwich... its pointless, shouldn't be there' Me from Norwich:' I feel attacked. '

[@Ben420]

+1

[@mkcwright1820]

Simon: I’m a big garden man Also Simon: lives in a flat in London

[@auntypae3273]

“Half bath” was a attack on this poor English man

[@scarletfever3086]

WTF IS A HALF BATH

[@scarletfever3086]

Jack Wardle oh... we just call that a toilet or loo

[@scarletfever3086]

Jack Wardle yeah we have houses like that here but half bath is a stupid name lmao

[@scarletfever3086]

Joel Wagner loooolll

[@Kierannolan93]

Are you American, i assumed that due to your terrible grammar

[@ashkir14]

Simon: I'm gonna rate these with countries Also simon: I'm gonna rate this as zeerka's flat

[@Ghost_Recon_404]

Simon: "I'm a backyard man" Realty: lives somewhere that doesn't have a backyard

[@johanking8379]

No one: Not even MM7GAMES: Bots:don't lie who has been watching MM7GAMES for over a month now

[@sammends5875]

No one: Literally no one: cares.

[@scuffedpixel]

Youre a bot innit

[@bumbobaggins]

I think you are a bot

[@TharsanJeyachandran]

Ok

[@mannpatira2494]

Can we just commend Simon on how creative his scoring system was I mean, just wish the video idea was as creative but I mean I guess we can't have it all lol

[@harveyackerley1488]

These vids are class the fact that some people are this rich

[@pieman6178]

In America a “half bath” stands for half bathroom and it’s just basically a toilet and sink with no tub/shower

[@lucashenneke1022]

so its just a toilet?

[@emz4590]

@@lucashenneke1022 no it has a sink :)

[@ChekiOfficial]

Simon: I'm a big garden man! Also Simon: Living in an apartment...

[@spaciousaura7658]

7:17 "Why are you cooking fall guys?" I'm dead 😂

[@exiliate17]

As an Australian who is used to everyone saying, “Arrrstrayleea,” it is so nice to hear Simon say it properly lol

[@ranbirsingh1701]

Yeah

[@ranbirsingh1701]

Same here

[@yallahsquad]

Exactly 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@elijahkhaira]

9:59 Simon when he realises that JJ has feelings for him too! 😂

[@ebony6194]

Odds on getting JJ to buy that last house

[@jbg_2367]

Simon: I'm going to rate them with countries Also Simon: tOkYo

[@Niko-pt9li]

you bots are getting smarter ay

[@anonymousperson2854]

No one: Literally no one: Billionaires: I would like 4... and a half bathrooms please

[@arnikakash6864]

2:40 describing JJ

[@dansharp5275]

8:01 me and rice in the house with like 8 floors

[@Prince4eva]

Bro

[@bethalexander6096]

WHAT’S A HALF BATH? 😂😂 the confusion turned into anger real quick 😂

[@frugi77]

“Look at the room you have in this room, their is no room” - Simon 2020

[@marcoespinoza7326]

A half bathroom is where there’s only a toilet and sink no shower or bath tub

[@gh0s736]

Simon:I’m rating them 1- a country Also: I’m rating this a park

[@cadennaicker9579]

7:20 "Yo wHy yOu lOoKiNg LiKe fAlL gUyS" Lmaoo i'm dead

[@ThatDapperMusician]

Simon's rating system is GOATED😂🙌🏾

[@tobybishop9687]

I thought he said he'd be rating it based on countries, not the uk's local cities 😂

[@murphychong8100]

No one: Literally no one: Simon: tHis iS sOoo pEng

[@searic3203]

We need more of these type of videos, ur extra comments and judging is class and makes me creasy. Much love man

[@searic3203]

crease i meant

[@JP-gb2bl]

half baths are just a sink and a toilet, no shower or tub, usually near the living room etc for guests who are over to use (aka a powder room)

[@Bozza36]

Powder room for Harry?

[@charlieschott9102]

8:30 imagine coming home drunk one night and seeing that stair case😂😂 I don’t think it would end that well

[@sebastienyunger4596]

The heated driveway melts snow... as some one from New England you have no idea how underrated that is

[@scottharrison1085]

this was unreal ngl, love this sort of thing

[@hotmealraja]

"Why are you cooking Fall Guys?" ~ Simon, 2020

[@alexchilvers1087]

‘That’s a sink mate’😂😂

[@yabooiijosh8785]

Simon: I’ll be rating the houses by using countries Also Simon: *Tokyo*

[@hornetgamer8980]

He has lived with JJ for several years tbf.

[@ivonny]

and Zante

[@Niko-pt9li]

He did say Mt Vesuvius...Its a beautiful country.

[@nebula5580]

Who else loves these videos where he just rates stuff? I think it’s perfect for his personality because he can make jokes on anything.

[@jovblago21]

When they say ‘half bath’ it means half a bathroom, or an en-suite. A 3 and a half bath house means it has 3 bathrooms and an en-suite for one of the bedrooms

[@Oibrighteyes]

“Why you cooking fall guys” killed me

[@patrickvalencia673]

WOW Simon way to watch a future sideman reacts video 😂

[@kiaztrielite92]

Allosaurus in mansions: small af Allosaurus in ark: quadriple the size of yourself

[@endaharkin6020]

The last one is a rented one for 4 million I think when he’s says “and if u have a spare of 4million

[@e1official879]

“why you cooking fall guys?” 😂😂😂

[@anthonyjohns5935]

Simon: That gold is disgusting Also Simon on the next house: That’s disgusting, WhEReS tHe GoLD?

[@likleoi9884]

9:55 my mans playing siege on a cinema screen

[@subbingtoeveryonewhosubscr7888]

Claim your’“here before a million views”ticket here

[@evanmitchelll]

Claimed

[@ooon5617]

No

[@user-yh3vb8di9r]

He barely gets a million nowadays

[@SirRogers4]

?

[@Ritchieeeee09]

Claimed

[@FifaProInc]

Hi sweetie, basically a half bath/bathroom is basically just a room with a toilet and sink in it, so no shower and/or bath in it. So a house that has 4 and a half baths/bathrooms in it, is basically a house that has 4 full sized bathrooms in it that include a bath and/or shower in them. And then one tiny little room that just includes a toilet and a sink in there! I’m pretty sure that in newer builds in the UK, you must have a downstairs half bathroom by law?? I think..? I could be wrong about that bit though I’m not sure

[@gabrielhettleman9987]

Make this a series please!!!!!! Keep doing more billionaire things

[@soniiabaybee]

Simon: 1- COUNTRY Also Simon: Norwich, Newcastle, some creek, zerkas flat and a volcano. Me: uh... okay.

[@Ggs22]

Simons always like “that’s expensive in America” but I don’t think he knows ab LA and NY 😂

[@CrispyCook]

Imagine inviting your friend over and sleeping on the couch.😂

[@yazanhamdan84]

6:00 That's a happy shark right there LOL

[@jacobroffe6480]

My heart lifted when he niced Australia

[@gaget_man]

In this episode we find out how much Simon loves bowling alleys!

[@tiffanyli1613]

WHEN SIMON DOESN'T KNOW THAT A HALF BATH MEANS ONE DOESN'T HAVE A SHOWER

[@sigurdforbergaxelsen8231]

“Are you cooking Fall guys?” That Got me🤣🤣

[@Naytazen]

JJ: let's see your monthly listeners Simon: Let's see if your bowling balls are regulations size.

[@strykorder1661]

The last one is big enough for the sidemen and their friends to stay at for a couple months like for a group trip

[@boosted_ice5855]

Everyone: This house is sick! Simon: i dont like it

[@Wolf-yh2um]

Simon: I'm a big garden man Ah, the dad talk has begun

[@fanofav123]

This place features 3 and a half baths. Siman: "whats a half bath?"

[@yk7580]

House:Bowling Alley Simon: At least get an actual bowling alley, some "cheap people" ,man

[@gunnies8719]

Narrator: 35million dollar home Simon: WHATS A HALF BATH!

[@abliviustrey]

£10m house without bowling Simon: eww £4m house with bowling Simon: yesss

[@samscovers1869]

The reason i love these videos are the comparisons to countries

[@joshswierczek8867]

Simon: I’m a garden man Also Simon: still continues to live in an apartment Me: what de fack

[@jacksonstansifer25]

In America at least, 3.5 bathrooms mean it has 4 bathrooms, but one of them doesn't have a shower/bathtub

[@brandonzacarias1640]

Next Sidemen Holiday video should use the good, nice house for the good team

[@plexphobic]

simon: “seneca” (suh-nake-uh) 😂😂

[@noahduggan950]

If jj just sold his beerus chain he could probably buy any of these houses

[@dorukgucmen]

11:05 Simon:The buyer wants a house that has everything; so you stick a dinosaur in it Me: omg that’s so fuckn funny hahahhahaha

[@xroyal2179]

7:21 Simon: ‘Why you cooking fall guys’ Me: cuz they’re dead that’s why 💀

[@sgfinestmcminer1186]

Simon in the US, half bath means just a toilet and sink, no shower or bath

[@glime_]

Random Fact: Producing Solar Panels makes more CO2 emission then using Nuclear Energy but regulating Nuclear Plants requires alot of energy.

[@bdmoffical4121]

Dinosaur house is legit the same house as Franklin from gta just different colours

[@motospider918]

Man is 27 but still doesn’t know what a half bathroom is 😂😂

[@sawfal5403]

Simon : I'll rate from 1 to a country. Also Simon : *NEWCASTLE*

[@Matel__]

Someone rewind( like press J on the keyboard/laptop) when Simon starts meeeehnnn dats a beat 🔥🔥🔥

[@JJ-fw7lq]

Man like Simon with the 7 figures in the bank

[@Hamiltonyk]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Simon: it’s PENG

[@michaelhoffman8887]

Sorry if someone’s already commented this: in America, a half bathroom is a bathroom with a toilet, sink, but no shower or tub. Hope this helps if anybody else didn’t know!

[@crimsondevil193]

“1-a random country” Lists off newcastle

[@rishabhmehta13]

“Why you cooking Fall Guys?” Simon 2020

[@sebastiendesalle4898]

I love how simon reacts when there’s no gold “what there’s no gold” * house with goal* “that’s excessive”

[@boihoi2510]

He is the only one who feels pain seeing these houses, respect to simon

[@maddy7514]

Dear Simon: a half bath is a bathroom without a shower or bathtub only toilet and a sink

[@alwaysshowinglove2802]

Bro i like this reacting to rich people series....keep the vids coming bro

[@wassayafridi1656]

next thing you know there is gonna be a sidemen American house reveal

[@MaraJor]

That underground mansion is literally the lair of a Bond villain.

[@jackscarr8893]

Simon is gassed by these houses yet the old sidemen house was this nice

[@fifamerchantduzek8639]

Simon: PENG, PENG, PENG Jake Paul, ninja, pokimane, Crypt: pAInTniNg???

[@jacobarmstrong5308]

"He looks like he's come home from school" He's got a glass of wine in front of him! is that what you did after school Simon?

[@michelebevilacqua8197]

3:20 idk why this killed me 😂

[@rbg1622]

9:55 my guys playing rainbow six siege lol

[@sirtwiz]

Since you said it in the video, US housing prices vary from place to place, the last house which was $4 million is probably in a state that isn't very popular in terms of property investment. Places like California (LA, San Francisco, and San Diego), New York City, Miami, and other popular living destinations have a steep price to be there.