MMA GURU Gives His Take On BLACK BEARS In Our Society Today!

[@cobesfortherapy8073]

He really protects his fellow small hat bears

[@jakedemaggio8649]

You mean the Bernstein bears 🐻?

[@cobesfortherapy8073]

@@jakedemaggio8649 the Goldberg bears

[@KyleB978-0]

Think they’re called ‘curly-haired bears’

[@Teller580]

He actually slips in comments about the small hats controlling things

[@J0nny_Ch1mp0]

The small hat bears secretly run Hollywood.

[@MAT-wn5fr]

"Black bears tip poorly" is such a shit one 😂

[@athulfgeirsson]

yeah fuck tipping

[@hm08dive99]

It’s true tho

[@deekay1310]

Holy shit i thought i only noticed that

[@anon2427]

That one isn’t even a joke

[@mr.brenman2132]

​@@anon2427It's a fact

[@BigRed-gk1de]

He’s 100% right, bears are not equal

[@Ybby999]

All bears are equal, some are just more equal than others!

[@asscrackistan]

@@Ybby999 As it should be, nature knows best

[@Joshwaheazo]

Woah, bit animal farm.

[@keion_arknights]

The panda bear population actually is declining because one leader panda bear thought it was a good idea to limit the amount of cubs they could have because they thought there wouldn't be enough bamboo.

[@user-ok4qb4jq3j]

No, only female pandas, therefore resulting in a rise in gay pandas population

[@uberneanderthal]

it's because they're a carnivorous species that have hormone dysfunction and obesity epidemic from eating an unnatural, plant diet. soybears

[@uberneanderthal]

it's because pandas are carnivores, but they would rather eat sugary plant slop that causes obesity and hormone dysfunction than hunt

[@Percules15]

@@uberneanderthalyes bro stick to meat and animal fat

[@hm08dive99]

Honestly when speaking in terms of bears, the facts really can’t be ignored. First in crime, last income and education. Something has to be done.

[@asscrackistan]

You got any guns?

[@Revelationscreation]

Lmao…😂

[@anon2427]

IQ is mostly genetic

[@generalknowledge8068]

@@anon2427that’s never been proven true

[@yoaregey7296]

"Shoot all the black bears in the UFC" Guru : *i am just joking guys*

[@mr.brenman2132]

You're seething. Muhammad was into young children btw.

[@King_JappyJoe]

"Theres no small hat bears" LMFAOOOO

[@HappyAccident06]

Guru been extremely based lately :)

[@Ethan-ct7uk]

also seems like his ego is calming down lately chill based humble guru way better

[@Ashtheman2067]

Panda bears usually have a higher university acceptance rate

[@philoubertjeanlouis4682]

Lol

[@JoshCummings-ts2il]

Propaganda

[@JoshCummings-ts2il]

They're a very small minority pf bears so it doesn't say much

[@YataLocK]

I love how he starts it but then tells chat to calm down 😂

[@BonafiedCheesegriddle]

As a black bear myself this is hilarious

[@charlescole7682]

😂😂😂

[@gigachad6885]

I'M A BIG DOG BIG BEAR NIGGA I'M A LION

[@Nocturnalanimalswatchout]

@@gigachad6885shut up beargro

[@roidedup2489]

​@@charlescole7682😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

[@Poatan.chama.]

This is peak guru

[@andrewjackson2811]

Comedy gold right here, skating on the thin line😂😂 the chat wouldn’t let him move on hahahaha

[@mustainefan]

class banter from guru honestly great bit this was

[@whiteflame24]

Never forget Abeartheid in South Africa

[@4wrds993]

blessed to be a brown bear,a low crime rate, good food and better education living in a polar bear country, god bless all my eastern block bears.

[@beaualoevv]

what an. -|nceI would say. no wonder you’re 300Ibs and don’t have a job nor gf

[@asscrackistan]

Good now teach the other 99% of feral brown bears to do the same please

[@Daniel-qn4qy]

Brown bears bring their brown bear tendencies to polar bear country's, if all polar bears dissapeared it would be the same as brown bear country.

[@s66s46]

Im confused, where are you from

[@david-468]

@@s66s46Latin would be my guess only because they seem to be the most grateful when entering a foreign nation

[@brodieholmes263]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while

[@zm1786]

Black bears unironically are all those things. They are most likely to attack humans and invade human territory

[@AlphaQHard]

Because of their widespread range and proximity to humans vs other subspecies. Black bears are actually kinda timid and fearful. A grizzly will fuck you up just because youre in its territory.

[@zm1786]

@@AlphaQHard it's the opposite. Black bears will hunt you. Grizillt bears are actually pretty chill if you don't sneak up on them , fuck with their cubs, or catch them when they're really hungry

[@darrensheffield5826]

​​@@zm1786ot true at all. Black bears aren't even territorial towards humans. If you walk into a black bear's territory it will more than likely leave you alone

[@zm1786]

@@darrensheffield5826 most fatal bear attacks are from black bears. They regularly get bold and start hunting people

[@darrensheffield5826]

@@zm1786 source? According to Batch Geo, Grizzly bears kill about 90 people a year, and black bears kill 82. According to A-Z animal, grizzly bears kill double the amount of people than N/A black bears as of March 2023. Not saying I don't believe you, but a source is always nice

[@ciscoperez6879]

Bro these clip channels always needed to be around. I’ve watched guru for years & he just deletes the live . Gone forever if u Weren’t around. Thank you for capturing these funny ass moments

[@isaiahzamarripa]

Being there to witness this live was magical

[@Jens4488]

This was a classic

[@James-kt4ju]

I don't know where Guru gets these opinions from, he's never even left the house!

[@HondoHoss77]

Black bears take forever at the gas station counter…

[@beaualoevv]

you drive a bike, you wouldn’t know. _|nceI

[@Suplex479]

​@@beaualoevvcan't ride a bike cause the damn black bears steal them

[@wilc4014]

Spending too much time buying menthol cigs

[@bailsaz]

This made me Lmao. Guru streams are legit the funniest thing on KZbin. You can actually laugh ab every 10 seconds 😂

[@KyleB978-0]

‘There’s no small hat bears’ 😂😂😂

[@certifiedredditgenius]

What does that mean?

[@CodyJames-uo1ik]

@@certifiedredditgeniusj*ws

[@boogeyman1016]

​@@certifiedredditgenius juice

[@Haymakermma]

The Darren Till impression was class 😂

[@marktwain562]

Black bears can't swim ,brown bears can

[@johnjohnsonstein8409]

Polar bears are the supreme bear

[@griggsz9649]

Black bears are genetically more athletic and have more physicality and brown bears are the same size fully grown as black bear cubs 💯

[@griggsz9649]

Show me a tall brown bear I’ll show you a unicorn

[@s66s46]

​@@griggsz9649depends

[@s66s46]

​@@griggsz9649???

[@MrFredstt]

One of my favorite moments in a Guru stream

[@andy2172]

Thanks for clipping this buddy, was hilarious 😂

[@ant_boy_spice4400]

As black man that shit was funny af

[@johnjohnsonstein8409]

Yay!! A black man thinks this is funny, now we can breathe! Lol no one cares what blacks think

[@BBeowulf]

*bear

[@Noface_allcases.]

​@johnjohnsonstein8409 not really that he's seeking your d*ckhead validation, more of he's chosen to look past the obvious logical flaws and the stupid premise of the joke. Instead choosing to see the humorous side of it and not being emotional and stupid as the supposed smarter bear. Cr*cker

[@dgrayman6049]

I love the Guru. I just wish he had a platform to really go off.

[@EdgyDabs47]

I miss this Guru

[@yurameshi5189]

Lmaoo @ izzy part, "who is that polar bear to tell me in not a black bear"😂😂😂

[@rxbx3812]

this was prime guru

[@Gurusson-qr5np]

chat be trying to get guru cancelled sometimes

[@mehulbhole4323]

Now I have bear videos in my recommendations. 😅😂

[@johnjohnsonstein8409]

Polar bears definitely rule the bear kingdom with relative ease

[@athulfgeirsson]

"ogre piglet slopeater"

[@SLS-4Kubica]

JRE be like Jamie bring up that video of the guy in the beanie fighting a bear 😂

[@0326Vet]

My question is how are black bears the fastest athletes but slowest pedestrians? Theyre slow as hell at crosswalks

[@monkaW_]

jesus 💀

[@tonytheboatferguson]

wait till drew dober hears about the melanated bears the entire forest is going silent in 2 weeks time

[@s66s46]

😂😂😂

[@postjazz1258]

guru's hind legs are wheels

[@leizhao2784]

Bro I laughed as a panda bear💀

[@ryanrich7133]

Guru cant keep allowing himself to get baited😂

[@Saint_John_The_Forerunner]

Despite making up only 15% of the bear population, black bears account for 60% of all maulings.

[@Noface_allcases.]

Yes ignore the fact that the percentage is high in impoverished areas regardless of bear color, even the very low population of "superior" White bears commit commits the same amount of crime as the bad black bears from the same area, ignore the facts it's all about the color of the beer not the environmental circumstances of the bear👍

[@Saint_John_The_Forerunner]

@@Noface_allcases. Fish and Game stats show that the most impoverished polar bears still do not commit maulings at the same per capita frequency as the most cared for black bears, leading one to conclude that it has much more to do with the black bears lower impulse control and inability to reason as well as the polar bear.

[@generalknowledge8068]

@@Saint_John_The_Forerunneryet the polar bears start wars

[@nikol3258]

I love the fact that this is 10 minutes long

[@bestcocbaseswithlink5069]

i miss the old jew

[@odashogunate1978]

This'll be the clip that gets piggy canceled in the future

[@dubsydabster]

This stream was mental

[@OneoftheCaesars]

Guru casually bringing the world together with racism. ❤

[@leftnutlarry24]

Very informative BEAR conversation

[@PdronQ]

Where does Paul Craig fit in this bear discussion?

[@mistaschaub3280]

Bear Hebrew

[@lanceanthony198]

This is a brilliant clip

[@SmithsKidsOnPaper-tu4ee]

Black and brown bears can live in the same areas. Polar bears aggressively hunt and kill all other bears that cross the arctic border, aiming to steal the polar bear’s berry picking job.

[@asscrackistan]

Dumb base level black and brown bears literally rely on the kindness of polar bears and panda bears to give all these dark bears handouts to thrive and still mess it up

[@arnoldl8705]

Live in the same areas with 3rd world M rates 😂😂😂😂😂

[@anon2427]

If only😂

[@johannes8131]

Dude doesn't know a Panda just won the chess title, in a match vs a Small-hat bear, because the top Polar bear couldn't stand the heat

[@GeneralTeiLing]

The top polar dominated the small hat bear last time. Embarrassed him even. No way you think the polar isn't still the best

[@PeterTeal77]

That's because the small hat bears allow cheating in tournaments because that's the only way they can win.

[@DantesHaven]

There's no way you actually think this lmao, Magnus, Kasparov and Fischer are the top 3 across ALL people's lists.

[@hagridps1674]

@@GeneralTeiLing there's so much respect at the top of chess between players, all of them being way smarter than you of course and you're using Magnus dominance to justify racism. Pathetic, some indians like Erigaisi and Gukesh will dominate once he gets older

[@hagridps1674]

@@DantesHaven Magnus, kasparov, sure, not Fischer though, you can make a case he was extremely good for his time but right now all the top 20 would beat him, you could argue Vishy had a better career

[@MMAELO]

Total Black Bear Death

[@haasklaw764]

He's so based 😂

[@oXoChEzZaoXo]

Uahaha benchode bears got me

[@shahk6051]

World chess champion right now is a Panda Bear lad

[@Revelationscreation]

He’s a champion because the previous polar bear champion decided to let go of his title. So he’s world champion but still not the highest ranked- in fact he’s not in the top three.

[@TheBullyDisciple]

Match to make Guru vs Kangaroo

[@mikej8818]

Best stream ever

[@Suplex479]

How did he forget the big dog big bear

[@bend4236]

It's hilarious that he lives in a society with less of them but still makes the same observations as everyone else. It's like they are universally shit no matter where they are at.

[@asscrackistan]

Yep, they bring it down to their level wherever they move....they literally never build it up

[@JC-ji1hp]

Racist

[@Z4NKA1]

Some of you guys are so racist 😂 you guys have no self awareness either

[@anon2427]

The problem is a genetic one that’s why. Different geographical stressors and climates select for different traits. Without winter and with readily available food year round, long term planning isn’t necessary and acting impulsively is rewarded. Keep selecting for particular traits over thousands of years, and then drop the group into radically different societies, climes, cultures etc and it’s not going to work. Not what they’re built for. Don’t blame a rabid dog for biting your outstretched hand

[@Z4NKA1]

@@anon2427 hitler?

[@wajihbec1087]

1:07 tell that to Kron gracie.

[@alfagamer3603]

Laughing hysterically

[@bugnificent]

guru is a berenstein bear

[@designingtheenemy5869]

The Asian bears play GO which is the oldest game of all time and has way more outcomes than chess. Tbf, the Asian bears are probably more into GO than chess.

[@joeschmoe3665]

Bear vs Pig my money is on the bear

[@FayeClegg]

Fun Fact A Group Of Panda Bears Is Called An Embarrassment. ALSO THEY DONT EXIST. OWEN BENJAMIN PANDAS DONT EXIST

[@fil822]

Polar bears 😂😂

[@xmorph23]

What kind of bear is best?

[@0326Vet]

Polar

[@bestcocbaseswithlink5069]

as a brown bear myself, id say polar bear due to the contribution to the bear society

[@s66s46]

​@@bestcocbaseswithlink5069what is brown bear exactly

[@k.byrnmr9402]

10:27

[@StuffAndMemes]

Polar bear population in critical decline

[@s66s46]

Yes?

[@jasunhamilton5008]

Even though im black and im offended, im more offended people dont make these jokes in front of me........when did people become so SOY?

[@keion_arknights]

Black bears really like to walk slowly across the streets, often holding a fast food sandwich or soda in my experience.

[@charlescole7682]

That’s your fault you kick it around people that are afraid of you, I make these kind of jokes to my black buddies all the time

[@jasunhamilton5008]

Ehhh I guess anyways.......if people in the united states want black crimes rates to go away they just need to stop talking about it and stop bringing it up.

[@anon2427]

Black bears are more likely to get violent and also are fond of 5v1, especially against polar bears. No polar bear wants to get shot for telling the truth, and other polar bears will even make excuses for such behavior if not ignore it outright

[@TheScience69]

he said he thinks brown bears are larger than black bears, but i think black bears are biggers

[@GoulagInamte777]

On average black bear are the smaller, then brown bears, then Grizzly bear, then Polar bear and then Kodiak bear

[@Revelationscreation]

@@GoulagInamte777polar bears are larger than Kodiak bears on average. Don’t use top 10 lists as evidence. Also kodiak are brown bears- just a North American subspecies.

[@k.byrnmr9402]

2:43

[@oXoChEzZaoXo]

Kangaroos would have something to say about your stance on the dominant bipedal species

[@Suplex479]

What are you talking about humans are way better bipedals than kangaroos

[@luckylarry88]

"Im joking"

[@JC-ji1hp]

So many racist polar bears and brown bears in this comment section

[@J0nny_Ch1mp0]

How are bears racist? Animals don't care about that.

[@wajihbec1087]

Sloth bears live in India right?

[@bestcocbaseswithlink5069]

they are everywhere, almost evenly distributed

[@wajihbec1087]

@@bestcocbaseswithlink5069 woah really? Interesting.

[@bestcocbaseswithlink5069]

@@wajihbec1087 Yeah, even more so in the western world rather than in india as age of conception is quite late in the west because females are more involved in climbing up the corporate ladder. High maternal age (above 35) is a risk factor for sloth bear baby.

[@bestcocbaseswithlink5069]

@@wajihbec1087 Yeah, even more so in the western world rather than in india as age of conception is quite late in the west because females are more involved in climbing up the corporate ladder. High maternal age (above 35) is a risk factor for sloth bear baby.

[@wajihbec1087]

@@bestcocbaseswithlink5069 that's crazy. You live and you learn ey.

[@YeeY5]

In real life black bears are the friendliest bears actually, grizzlies are 10x more likely to attack a human

[@johnjohnsonstein8409]

Polar bears are actually the friendliest.

[@anon2427]

Not true in either a metaphorical or literal sense

[@DemonLxck-lz3qn]

@@johnjohnsonstein8409a polar bear probably hasn’t had a meal in days if it sees you it’s a wrap.

[@renojackaction]

Lol this is an all timer

[@ThenewMattClark.Canadaprison]

You’d rather wrestle neither

[@takkubell]

As a brown bear that shit was hilarious. Stop taking our stuff.

[@Bdhdheksnsb]

70% of black bear cubs grow up without their father.

[@st2whocares988]

Panda bear are the asian disappointment of the family

[@Atomic_Femboy]

🐶🐻🦁

[@Theshed69]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mongoose890]

I’m sure he’s joking and doesn’t hate black people at all

[@deadmoney5580]

Despite making 13% of the bear population, black bears commit 50% of all bear crime . 🐻 🐶 🦁

[@karljonson3287]

Average dominos enjoyer

[@mongoose890]

@@deadmoney5580 despite making up 1.25x10^-8% of the worlds population, you make up 50% of all human mass

[@mongoose890]

@@karljonson3287 me or MMA “I’m not a nazi I just deny the holocaust and think black people should be genocided” guru

[@yoaregey7296]

@@deadmoney5580 Crazy out of context stat but im sure you dont care- Lol if it confirms your bias, why bother looking in to it?😂

[@loner45779]

Polar sows(female bears) Love to go to black bears every once n. Now

[@0326Vet]

Now the black bears are mad because more and more black bear sows are going for polar bear males now

[@loner45779]

@@0326Vetwhite bears depressed lying to themselves

[@0326Vet]

@@loner45779 look at the statistics bruv lol

[@loner45779]

@@0326Vet I'm not black btw I just hate racist white c*** like half of guru's viewers

[@0326Vet]

Seems more like the black bear has delusioned himself into a false sense of superiority and thinks when he shits in the woods it don't stink

[@2inPunisher]

Lol

[@epsilon6691]

🤣😂💀

[@jasunhamilton5008]

Joke kinda falls apart when you realize polar bears have black skin under white fur and black bears have pink skin under black fur

[@xavi9565]

🤓

[@jasunhamilton5008]

@@xavi9565 "🤓" 🤓

[@asscrackistan]

Shut up you dork, let us love by throwing racial slurs at each other

[@s66s46]

Why does that even matter

[@Gematrinator]

The black bears in chat watching guru: 😡😡😡😡

[@AnnonaQuinn420]

is he on coke lol?

[@LexBundy]

and people think the mma community isnt racist

[@0326Vet]

And people think black bears can take a joke smh

[@matlock8150]

It’s not. A KZbin who’s extremely edgy and not politically correct isn’t a representation of the sport. Calm down kiyon

[@3terN4LbL1ss]

They just happen to hate every black champ and make jokes like these but swear they aren’t racist

[@0326Vet]

@@3terN4LbL1ss except hes like the biggest simp in the world for leon edwards so.........

[@3terN4LbL1ss]

@@0326Vet only because he ko’d usman who he hates

[@TheCallumTR]

Bruh

[@TaiLung145]

This is just sad, gurus clearly racist, thought hes not like this

[@raidenblizzygaming9702]

He's not racist 😂

[@odashogunate1978]

Black Bear Lives Matter 🐻

[@bannedaccount6016]

Cry snowflake 😢

[@TaiLung145]

@@raidenblizzygaming9702 He literally said je deteste le noirs wich means I hate blacks

[@TaiLung145]

@@bannedaccount6016 "cry snowflake" 🤓

[@Chansed76]

Despicable

[@-Josh4835]

Im wondering what the volk impression would've been 😂

[@desmondjs1738]

Black bears aren’t aggressive, especially not the most.