Best of Carter Pewterschmidt

Here are some of the best and funniest moments from Carter Pewterschmidt which I believe broadly portray the type of comedy used by his character throughout the show. The video includes insulting and making jokes about popular topics and relatable real life situations and personifying them.
I do not own ANY of the property and rights, they are owned by Twentieth Century Fox. I am simply giving commentary on the some of which I believe to be some of the best and funniest moments. This is considered to be fair use.
Family Guy is an animated show created by Seth Macfarlane which is about the Griffin family consisting of Peter (Father), Lois (Mother), Chris (Son), Meg (Daughter), Stewie (Baby Son) and Brian (Talking Dog). Other popular characters include Joe Swanson, Cleveland Brown and Glen Quagmire (neighbours), Carter Pewterschmidt (Lois’s father), Mort Goldman (Pharmacist and family friend), Dr. Hartman, Mayor Adam West and Tom Tucker (News Anchor). The show is in a fictional city called Quahog in Rhode Island. The show is extremely famous for its cutaway scenes that often insult celebrities, politics, religion, stereotypes, cultures and other popular topics.
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[@shanesmith4530]

"I do not take the lawn with me when I leave" "I was right to trust you with it then"

[@xArcangel32x]

That shit made me lol hard XD

[@nothingbutsadnessok5566]

@@xArcangel32x this'll probably be the first time my mind actually read lol into laughing out loud

[@CorynthianLeather]

Lmaoo

[@angrydragonslayer]

I wish i had mexicans instead of gypsies here

[@Bruh-ji3jk]

@@angrydragonslayer u in slovakia?

[@gilbertmcglurk2591]

Carter is basically an older version of Stewie

[@federicomacias1946]

Yep. Stewie inherited his attitude

[@sylwesterszwedzki9714]

So ture man!

[@ssmuikakarot6057]

I never put that together.

[@jacobkim3690]

If he was not gay

[@TweekLudwig]

@Michael Bond And that's why Lois attended a Neo-Nazi KKK homophobic rally. Family Guy funny.

[@Thedarkassassin88]

Carter being "obtuse" is his very best moment for me.

[@Weedeater58]

BigStoucheMcGee c'mon acute was way better.

[@christianlynch5507]

Why couldn't he be 'right' or 'straight'?

[@fatwhiteman986]

yea i liked both i was like OMG ITS LINES H/aha/ahh

[@evancheese4898]

He should of adding a 180

[@largenome9512]

\_ obtuse

[@raulmendez5415]

"Peter called me right after he killed my daughter to tell me he killed my daughter" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@edwardrichtofen4025]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/lZ2ze2yAYpupetk

[@edwardrichtofen4025]

@gaming plays to close out of a conversation

[@edwardrichtofen4025]

@gaming plays kzbin.info/www/bejne/lZ2ze2yAYpupetk

[@lslngb6034]

"shows video of him murdering someone, IN COURT"

[@danryan9015]

I read that as he said that

[@AlaskanGhost]

"Why are you naked in my house!?" "Uh... Why aren't you?" "...You're all right, Griffin."

[@th3gov3rnm3nt]

What video then?

[@lasthope3237]

Please give me a link to this video

[@patrickdwts]

@@lasthope3237 kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqSZhXeigLVjjJY

[@l0ne__ang3l4]

Classic 😭😭💀

[@maxpayne4129]

This is what I was looking for

[@C_The_Guy]

carter actually committing murder in an effort to prove that peter committed murder has got to be one of carter’s best big brain moments

[@newguy371]

Plus he didn't have to pay the hooker. Double win!

[@speedymolasses3062]

@@newguy371 now we have the hooker AND the money

[@brentdoesfood]

​@@newguy371 he got the Hooker's money too which is a triple win

[@pop-culturecinephile8144]

If he existed in real life and did that, he’d be in prison

[@JKBDTS]

@@pop-culturecinephile8144 No way

[@naterk9460]

"That sounds like a lot of work. Go to hell!" One of my favorite FG lines.

[@rayray72jr20]

Henry-Bart FG= Family guy lines dude

[@charlyngeeming3523]

actually theres a what the hell in every episodes its just sometimes its on different form.

[@amyrose4ever157]

achraf joundi Oops found the incel

[@downydavid9116]

@@amyrose4ever157 lmao

[@gagemead27]

Me, when people want me to sell them a small bud of weed.

[@mraznbeast93]

"You pay me now?" 😂😂😂

[@plzcallmed9070]

Wow I died 🤣😂😂😂🤣

[@NivekTheEnigma]

*shoots @Wow *takes money from Wallet

[@zoidlloyd7736]

Hmm quote the Asian hooker might it of been a first time he like those type women uh hi welcome back Carter (kotter)

[@zoidlloyd7736]

Oh u mean her @TeenGenius94 well yes but this technically was simulation do it qualify for it being made up ?

[@therealkingtytrill2661]

🔥🔫

[@reachforacreech]

"just give me one little touch" "NO!" "i hate this ,i uh uh i hate my life! "

[@zoidlloyd7736]

Mm mm very good John Phillips 😡😡😡

[@pure.precision]

That was sick man

[@Crazylegoman3791]

reachforacreech 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@rampagerichard]

That was me and my girlfriend 😢😂

[@nekroncifer9427]

@@rampagerichard are you the girlfriend?

[@angryskeleton5676]

Funny how he hates Peter so much yet he's literally just a high class version of his son in law.

[@tristanthomas5006]

He's scapegoating so people don't know about his actions. Or don't think as badly of them.

[@darthmader057mmm6]

This is facts.

[@hyena234thekids7]

and even then,his "hate' is more so annoyance and such than actual hate.

[@spongebobswindow7472]

he probably hates himself

[@marcuslong9761]

Bingo. Peter literally turns into Carter in the ep that he takes over his company. The only reason Carter dislikes Peter is bc hes poor.

[@ItsTheKerminator]

"Good luck, hope you like weird boobs." Man, Carter has no chill.

[@jehehehedias5881]

Hi

[@shark8996]

Hi

[@whyareyoureadingmyname5854]

Hi

[@rake483]

Hi

[@nightswalker582]

Hi

[@Spiritx1992]

“I’m fat and I’m stupid and I fart at times that ruin my father in law’s social occasions and that’s why I’m never invited to them.” 😂

[@mealcantor9404]

"You pay me now?"

[@thanostime7394]

Gun shot

[@rosalinamacarita01]

*proceeds to steal money from her purse*

[@corundum-voidlessm6480]

Mike Wazowski: Now let’s watch my favorite part again. S h a l l w e ? Carter: *gun shot again*

[@KaijuForceNeo]

Real question: How does he just get away with shooting a girl on tape?

[@RS250Squid]

"You're being obtuse!" "What did you call me?" *LOL*

[@maddy9362]

No, now you're being acute.

[@pdtrx4900]

Obtuse

[@TheBrokenOwl]

Obtuse, you're being obtuse..

[@theemirofjaffa2266]

Two months in a hole or am I being obtuse?

[@qreuesant-4349]

I think you're right. (Pun 100% intended).

[@cakepower1]

0:26 Lmao look at Peters eyes wtf

[@cherrycreamsoda4253]

The left one didn’t even move

[@blankblank5409]

Jack Marston what boobs?

[@monkeymunchie9717]

I love this episode and I never noticed it

[@QuantumPlayz]

0:25

[@darthhidious887]

@@QuantumPlayz what happen I don't see anything

[@mrmackellar3337]

Honestly he, mayor west and stewie are the best in the show

[@billjr6195]

Aaron Mackellar and Quagmire

[@mrmackellar3337]

Bill Jr of course how could I forget

[@billjr6195]

Aaron Mackellar sarcasm

[@mrmackellar3337]

Bill Jr I wasn't being sarcastic

[@billjr6195]

Aaron Mackellar u were

[@ColdFuse96]

Carter sounds like the kind of person that never got to be a kid and is just trying to make the most of it as an old man 😂😂😂

[@corundum-voidlessm6480]

lol ikr

[@zzFishstick]

Best character on the show

[@bridgethickey507]

zzFishstick he is crap

[@zzFishstick]

Bridget Hickey Alright Bridget

[@J8D2]

Adam west and the shady salesman from the earlier series :).

[@trapperb6412]

T Scott wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man

[@pinkplight9992]

zzFishstick you forget how gang he is.

[@christianlopez2166]

“Hello?” “Hello.” “Whose this?” “Whose this?” “Carter, whose this?” “I don’t know.” “Do you have my OxyContin?” “What?” “Are you the guy?” “I’m a guy” “I want my drugs.” “What are drugs?” *long pause* “I don’t think this is the call I was expecting.” *hangs up* 😂😂😂😂

[@Wolfie_2045]

Carter is fucking hilarious 😂😂

[@eugenehughgene4271]

no fucking way that we watched the same video. no goddamn chance

[@evand1avat1s]

Christian Lopez iiiuuuuiiiii don’t wanna get close I haven’t been the the same since i lost my bro

[@vermegi]

Omg i die in this part

[@vermegi]

So fucking genius

[@UnshornKeyboardist]

3:27 lmao that's a stop sign!

[@ramonabdiel10]

327th

[@goon2581]

Adam Rodgers 3

[@jasonjason5325]

It's hilarious!!

[@SlimKim3]

What kind of Grandad plays with a gun and shoots it at their granddaughter while they're driving?

[@DMac4214]

2,001th like

[@azzaouianas9999]

" i want my drugs" 😂😂😂

[@MobCrusher]

What are drugs?

[@serenitythelightone7541]

... I don’t think this is the call I was expecting..

[@lockerroomtalk1981]

I want my drugs

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

I don't think this is the call I was expecting.

[@thebigmoosy9706]

Are you the guy?

[@dumbeldore9067]

@@thebigmoosy9706 im a guy

[@jalencoley7868]

@@dumbeldore9067 I want my drugs

[@expeditopena5466]

@@jalencoley7868 say my name -walter white

[@9Ray_]

Unlike the show itself, Carter gets better and more likable after every season, idk why.

[@GenesicKaiser]

Probably because they run with his rich bastard character without trying to pretend he's anything more most of the time. We know the drill with Family Guy now, one of the characters (Peter, Brian, Quagmire, Lois etc) does something stupid or assholish and pisses people off. They realize they crossed the line, give this 'I'm sorry I did that, please forgive me' moment, then next episode they do the same stuff again. Carter has fun with being an asshole and loves it. And when he does have a sincere moment like when he almost was divorced from Babs, it showed that he does realize how out of touch he is and needs someone of his own age. If anything his out of touch, old fart nature works more for him still being a jerk since he's too set in his ways to not be a dick to younger/poorer people.

[@skyapexxx]

Show is still as strong as ever

[@magazinestew5197]

@@skyapexxxit really isn’t

[@captainblocker4324]

@@magazinestew5197family guy is peak televsion

[@jackalazzerking3219]

​@skyapexxx No shot lol, i don't think it's bad, but some of the jokes drag on for wayyyyyy to long. I personally still like it though, but saying it's as good as it was is delusional.

[@Jimmyjam-ey3vs]

I love when Carter and Peter interact, it always leads to some funny gags

[@Russell3267]

*Knocks out Meg:* "Now we have both the pot and money." Gotta give him props for planning 😂🤣

[@brycez.4879]

I love how Carter is rich and everything but acts like a two bit thug when they sell Meg the weed lmao "What was that for"..."Now we have the weed and the money"

[@andrew_4747]

He'd lost all his money in that episode.

[@timbuckthe2nd642]

How do you think he got all that money?

[@youtubestudiosucks978]

@@safari-my1px i bought your parents. Now their mine and you dont have any parents anymore. So technically your parents are death. It's a loophole abuse

[@djsnobodycares6065]

Fucking A 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@user-unos111]

@@timbuckthe2nd642 I got the impression he is one of those "born in a old money family" kind of guys. It would explain a lot of his behaviour.

[@fatcat9279]

"I dont take lawn with me" "Then I was right to trust you with it!" LOL XD

[@jtk1280]

"That sounds like a lot of work "lmfao

[@andresneira637]

Go the hell

[@jalencoley7868]

@@andresneira637 carter!Carter! What-what are we here for?

[@cattata01yt56]

@@jalencoley7868 alright,alright,alright!im,I'm gonna try.

[@smokeydarighty6264]

The fact he pulled the trigger twice on meg made me laugh 😂

[@AeyakS]

Didn't prime it twice though

[@samtheram210]

Carter cracks me up every time. Lmao his comedic timing is always perfect.

[@---kr3zg]

Carter: smacks Meg over the head with a lamp Peter: "what the hell was that for?" Carter: "now we have the pot and the money" - genius Carter

[@SweetNightmares_]

"You're being obtuse." Carter: _/

[@4lshittyeenjoyer550]

“Now you’re being acute” Carter: _\

[@jonw2260]

i love carter. he keeps it Real!

[@poleag]

I want my drugs.

[@yattaguru]

poleag What are drugs?

[@zoidlloyd7736]

Sure does plus he cheated on his wife twice

[@zoidlloyd7736]

@@poleag oh jus like at the safe where Cleveland impersonated do u recall " I'm Carter I want my money"

[@---kr3zg]

​@@poleag"now we have the pot and the money" - Carter the genius

[@thenormster6684]

I love how Peter just says “What are drugs?” Like he’s too innocent to know

[@pilotfloppa3919]

Him pretending to be Peter is the best thing I’ve seen on the show.

[@falkuda3202]

Carter: Who's this? Peter: Who's this? Carter: Carter, now who are you? Peter: I don't know.

[@jalencoley7868]

Are you the guy?

[@mrduckavenger]

I’m a guy

[@maddy9362]

@@mrduckavenger I want my drugs.

[@nolzy2359]

What are drugs?

[@tjbescak3557]

koby nolan I don’t think this was the call I was expecting

[@yellowtapebenny663]

"Peter called me right after he killed my daughter to tell me he killed my daughter" he really hates Peter lmaoooooooo

[@sunnyvega1722]

at 2:59 I can't stop laughing when peter says "Ima guy"

[@Bruhcom-xq9oq]

Sunny Vega 3:10

[@---kr3zg]

"Do you have my oxy contin? Are you the guy?" - carter

[@pjt7158]

He’s one of the funniest. Every time he appears is hilarious.

[@edwardkfreeman1716]

1:37 you pay me now

[@blankblank5409]

1:38

[@ryleeotoole8489]

*gun shot noises*

[@carultch]

I was expecting Tricia Takinawa to be the "Asian hooker".

[@oooItsNateee]

"Come on! It's a different time!"

[@zoidlloyd7736]

So wut down - 2x (spraying )

[@14robertsonb]

1:32 "Lois I'm Fat and I'm Stupid and I fart at time that ruin my father-in-laws social occasions and thats why I'm never invited to them" 😂😂

[@MegaSk2000]

“So these people live here?” 😂

[@garrisonjones1827]

I cant help but think this is what Caused Lois to fall in love with Peter: she dealt with the same craziness in her family

[@traintrack3761]

"All right, go Medium! Wish I can talk to ghosts. That'd be sweeeeet!" 😂

[@syresejohnson8444]

"Now we got the Pot and the money" Carter truly owns the streets 🤣

[@Anonymos185]

Peter goes Derp at 0:26

[@sonicboom126]

No he doesnt

[@Anonymos185]

Umm... yes he fucking does. That is why i commented, and why people have liked my comment

[@sonicboom126]

Dank Potatoes oh jeez I gotta stop reading things wrong I swear I thought u said carter not peter never mind what I said before you were right

[@huhneat9950]

Dank Potatoes smoke weed everyday

[@sonicboom126]

oscar rocks 2 dude like dude seriously wtf

[@C.M.M.23]

Probably my vote for most underrated Family Guy character. Pretty much every episode with him as a main focus has a bust-up-laughing scene by him.

[@nexus8720]

0:26 look at peter’s eyes 😆 they go in different directions!

[@rftulie]

Egregiously omitted: “Where 👏🏻do👏🏻you👏🏻keep👏🏻the👏🏻nets👏🏻that👏🏻you👏🏻put👏🏻on👏🏻the👏🏻bottom 👏🏻of👏🏻guys’👏🏻balls 👏🏻to👏🏻stop👏🏻them👏🏻from👏🏻dunking 👏🏻in👏🏻the👏🏻water 👏🏻?”

[@5398-x8y]

rftulie LMFAO I LOVE THAT ONE!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mario_1611]

Did that episode even come out yet? Or was it still in Seth's closet?

[@joshwoodard1692]

Now we have the pot and the money had got me dead at 0:36

[@CrewExpendable2007]

1:09 idk why this is my favorite part

[@JesseReinosa]

*forces Men to point a gun at his head while she is driving* THAT'S A STOP SIGN!!!

[@Accelerator0001]

Definitely my fave Carter’s scene was when he picked up Peter with a limousine and got him beaten up by his bodyguards. That episode cracked me up so bad.

[@boredstudent]

wish I could talk to ghosts. that'd be SWEEEEEET!!

[@mwilson4315]

0:45 poor choice of words peter

[@pierre-lucmorin979]

1:08 'wish I could talk to ghosts, that'd be sweet !!

[@lucasm4299]

Luke Bassman *ghosts

[@k1k1b34r]

gosts

[@camkabob5937]

No one: Carter: "That sounds like a lot of work! Go to hell!"

[@joshpeck904]

"Peter Called Me After He Killed My Daughter To Tell Me He Killed My Daughter" - Carter Pewtershmidt

[@bigdapramirez6157]

@0:06 I'm surprised Peter actually knows what a bus is and understands how it works

[@hankbluebullr4661]

When your wife asks you to throw the junk "that sound like a lot of work go to hell!"

[@albertzinger5222]

Seth MacFarlane voicing Carter is so awesome he’s so talented

[@alexbethea2178]

"I wish I could talk to ghosts that be sweeeeeeeet"

[@_Fronk_]

0:35 I think that was the first time I’ve seen Peter mad about Meg being hurt lol

[@courtneymichelle5746]

ARE WE JUST GONNA IGNORE THAT ANGLES JOKE LMAO I CAN'T BREATHE

[@julianG1212]

This guy needs his own show

[@franktruth9639]

That sounds good ON PAPER But in actuality I think it's just gonna end up being him around a bunch of unrelatable rich people.

[@Chad_EEE]

my favorite part 2:35

[@ashawnsupel5464]

Lmao

[@illuviium]

3:52 “good luck, hope you like weird boobs” I can’t believe I was born parallel to this shows existence . Holy fuck this is the height of Carter being himself

[@joshuatomlin601]

from 3:00 to 3:17 was funny as hell

[@PizzaPlanet805]

I want my drugs Hilarious line

[@eljayb991]

How to deal with scammers! XD

[@yellowtapebenny663]

1:15 lmaooo Carter gotta be the funniest character on Family Guy 😂😂😂

[@jiggyaf2753]

Carter is hands down my favorite character.

[@Junkyard_music69]

Every moment with Carter is the best

[@Bing35P]

3:43 for every job i encounter

[@845835]

It's easy to forget just how funny this character is.

[@ATLAoftheHill]

"Well I was right to trust you with it, then." Kills me every time lol

[@THA_JUICE_408]

0:48 i fckng forgot about that scene lol “u went to far” “lets just...get off it, do something else to make money” 🤣🤣🤣

[@sammyeagleson5352]

When he's being _literally_ obtuse, just kills me!😂😂😂

[@iaimfortheeyes]

The obtuse and acute joke killed me

[@rcangelanddemon8815]

I love how carter and Peter went about selling the drugs to meg then he just hits meg and says now we have the money and the drugs

[@unclelandy]

He’s become my favorite character now

[@paulmartino6017]

Peter looks like a kid at 057

[@swedishaviationfreak9295]

Paul Martino ye your right he does look like a kid

[@ruger.22]

That’s so funny he really does.never noticed dat😂

[@Chris-gg2ef]

0:57 your welcome

[@coltgun876]

Gabbe7979 you fucking 2.0 online dater.

[@PogromcaRekinuw]

Such an underrated character

[@Sovereign01]

3:18 Russian Roulette while driving with Meg 😂

[@PaulMulder-y8c]

Where's Carter smashing up the bench with the excavator?? "Haha! You LOVED that thing!"

[@terrancekepner8146]

NOW WE HAVE THE POT AND THE MONEY

[@myles5096]

*why didn’t he have to wear a suit*

[@ahalfcorrupteddemonboi1434]

Myles Mikulus See what you started now

[@mazza685]

Wait a minute... peter knows about obtuse and acute angles? That raises his iq to 135 (when sober)

[@carultch]

That's not really Peter. That's Peter playing Andy Dufresne from Shawshank Redemption. And it would be in Andy's character to know about obtuse and acute angles, because he was a bank's vice president before he got convicted.

[@minokafonseca3229]

Nah he saw it earlier in a programme wanted to used it before he forgets just like u.

[@gagemead27]

3:43 Me, when anyone asks for a favor... Involving weed.

[@chikamotokenji3217]

Dancing walking re arranging furniture

[@N-GinAndTonicTM]

Could we just get an episode where Brian, Stewie and Carter go on a bizarre time-travelling adventure, please?

[@semschlepers2827]

I miss the part where Carter calls Quagmire "Quandary'', as for the rest this is hilarious :D

[@FloridaCeltic34]

"Wish i could talk to ghosts, that be sweeeeeeeet!"

[@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376]

Carter is the true villain of Family

[@msguy5877]

“You look different without my lawn under you” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@worstcasescenario5242]

Always when Carter shows up I know it's gonna be good :D My favorite character.

[@JampackGaming707]

“Go Medium! I wish I could talk to ghosts, that’d be sweeeeet!” 🤣

[@jordanhill5238]

That sounds like a lot of work. Go to hell!!! XD

[@justcallmpeter]

He has really good moments when he hangs out with Peter

[@TheG_Boy]

You look different without my lawn on you welp here goes my depression thanks family guy

[@owenwilson882]

Why depression?

[@KizaWittaker]

Under*

[@HIMYMTR]

@Daniel j. Milburn maybe it's fair, and you just dont understand its rules

[@robertdonnan2893]

The fact Peter understands what obtuse and acute is, is rather surprising.

[@carultch]

It's not actually Peter. It's Andy Dufresne from Shawshank Redemption, and Carter is the Shawshank warden.

[@dylanbuchanan6511]

Carter is genuinely more likeable than not only Peter, but the majority of the cast. Wish we saw him more.

[@MiketheTzar]

Missed my favorite line. "Eat this pinecone it will amuse me"