The Lines You'd Like To Hear In A Fantasy Film | Mock The Week

Which lines would you like to hear from some of your favourite characters in 'Lord of the Rings' or 'The Princess Bride'? Our guest comedians come up with some good ones!
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Series 15, Episode 11.
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[@emilyzahora3330]

The more I listen to James, the funnier I find him. The Lion in the wardrobe joke is hilarious.

[@jonathanwood8847]

@JS W what does that mean

[@krissmithson5695]

If you haven’t seen it, watch his Mock the Week bit on ‘Adventure’!

[@adder80]

@@jonathanwood8847 I'll try to explain.. You see, the first person said that they find James funnier the more they listen to him. The second person said that it must be nice to find someone funnier the more they listen to them. Because, you see, it probably is nice to enjoy something more and more the more you do it. Sometimes things can become bland and uninteresting the more you experience it. That is unfortunate. What's great is the first person is experiencing the OPPOSITE of that! How lovely! I hope this explanation has helped. Let me know if there are any other deadpan comments you see on KZbin. I'll try to explain them for you too.

[@jonathanwood8847]

@@adder80 see, I interpreted "must be nice" as a specific response to finding James Acaster funny, and you interpreted it the way you interpreted it, hence why I wanted clarification. Please don't be so condescending in future.

[@adder80]

@@jonathanwood8847 Nope. I also interpreted it as you did. I just got more enjoyment out of explaining it as though I didn't.

[@wonderwend1]

Hugh Dennis is a legend

[@lazylad8544]

James Acaster an absolute legend and master of his craft.

[@Theo-wi3zn]

1:55 a cute lil look between Ed & James

[@michaelscott6022]

"Hi, I'm a Jehovah's Witness." "Great, what did he do this time?"

[@nunyanunya4147]

@Paul thank yo ufor getting and explaining the joke...

[@nunyanunya4147]

@Paul thank you again for explaining the joke :)

[@nunyanunya4147]

@Paul thank you for assuming its me and thanks for stalking ;) see you soon.

[@nunyanunya4147]

@Paul 'im not the sttalker you are! kettle black and becomes pissed at nothing."

[@nunyanunya4147]

@Jimmy Johnson thanks for that assumption and stalking time. im sure you are a good person in real life

[@ac4th371]

Ed was on fire that night

[@Frir10]

He really lit up the room.

[@simeonbaumel7293]

It was the the morning after the orgy in Valhalla, and the god of thunder stood stretching at the entrance to the Great Hall. Looking inside, he saw a beautiful valkyrie standing there, so he walked up to her and said, "Good morning. I'm Thor". "YOUR'RE Thor?" she said. "I'm tho thor I can hardly pith."

[@NeuroticPixieSlasher]

The god of war Rode off to war Upon his snow-white filly. "I'm Thor!" he cried, The horse replied: "Then uthe your thaddle, thilly!"

[@seigeengine]

Haha, speech impediment jokes.

[@brentmeistergeneral6074]

James A always steals the show!

[@jameshorn270]

From a pamphlet published by a group of US Civil War veterans. The God of War went for a ride Upon his faithful filly. I'm Thor!, he cried, The horse replied "You forgot the thaddle, thilly"

[@jonblackk]

Do u like that? It's a rolex, I Nick that... That is a "crime watch" 😂 😂 Dennis is a legend

[@NaveenBosco]

That's a lotta Taskmaster contestants

[@elfdobby1]

Though I am in USA, I thoroughly enjoy watching MTW. Especially when can watch and escape the stupidity in my country right now. The folk are hilarious!!!!

[@BuzzinVideography]

I am American as well I second your notion

[@owainjones2643]

I really hope Biden is running your country soon

[@emosongsandreadalongs]

@@owainjones2643 why would you wish something so horrible on us? 😆

[@elephantsmemory3142]

@@emosongsandreadalongs Because the alternative is horrible for the rest of the world

[@emosongsandreadalongs]

@@elephantsmemory3142 how so?

[@BedsitBob]

If you stick a carrots barcode on it, you can get a box of Donuts for 7p. *Damn it, I didn't realise we were on air* .

[@Lightscribe721]

Hugh bossed that round, goddamn.

[@gracewenzel]

I’m so happy I found this show! It reminds me of Scenes from a Hat :)

[@MadcapShambleton]

Thank you! I couldn't remember which game and kept thinking, it's not "Headlines".

[@almightyfredder]

The show was produced by Dan Patterson and Mark Levenson, who produced the original whose line is it anyway? as well.

[@samsonsoturian6013]

Brits need to be different

[@andrewfenn3019]

In relation to Ed's joke: "Alan Sugar, Ian Botham and Sebastian Coe have gone missing. Police are looking for Lords"

[@diehardrvdfan22]

"Police have located the lords, they were said to be uh-leaping turnstiles."

[@alieninthewindow5566]

Things you wouldn't hear in a fantasy film has to be the best 😂😂

[@CMenzy]

I miss mock the week we needed it back now

[@painteater]

the joke about female murderers was really funny

[@joelformica8344]

There’s a whole college humor sketch with that premise

[@annmariebuscema6506]

That's a crime watch 😂😂

[@arthurbarnwell9220]

the jehovahs witness one was brilliant

[@PAWNB3YOND]

Sarah Pascoe is so cool

[@genuinelymoist73]

Just not very funny

[@lazaruslong1960]

she's not cool. She's HOT. lol

[@GoodSneakers]

Sunderland 😂

[@amsteensberg1653]

John thaw 😁

[@interestedbystander196]

... a Morse god.

[@thmanwithnoname]

@@interestedbystander196 that's the one joke in this one that I don't get at all :/

[@interestedbystander196]

@@thmanwithnoname There's a famous British detective/cop show about a police Inspector Morse. He was played by an actor called John Thaw.

[@thmanwithnoname]

@@interestedbystander196 cool, thanks :)

[@aemelnick]

One of my favorite lines ever.

[@michaelpalmer8629]

Unlikely lines from fantasy: anything from The Rings of Power.

[@kerrybourke5018]

Frodo: Hang on a minute Gandalf you want me and Sam to take the ring to mount doom and throw it in the fire Gandalf: Yes Frodo:Fuck that go do it yourself you old poof..

[@jeanniehelliwell1599]

Yes but we need multi focal that’ s the problem. And they are always dearer.

[@xanderanderson6673]

What's wrong with Sam allardyce

[@hajravantra5931]

He was fired from the England job

[@johnmartinez7440]

For being a corrupt cretin

[@ThroatSore]

Are those the right people in the description?

[@element47]

1:56 brilliant

[@WolfyFancyLads]

Rob Beckett at the end sums up how I react to most fantasy films. XD I mean, come on, did we really need THAT many Lord Of The Ring and Harry Potter movies? Really? We get it, ITV, you have the licence to show the movies, but must you do it every other bloody month!?

[@johnmartinez7440]

Basically the same amount of movies as books? Outrageous!

[@WolfyFancyLads]

@@johnmartinez7440 The movies, much like the books, are long and incredibly boring. And don't get me started on Game Of Thrones, aka Lord Of The Rings but with incest and less rings. Both movie anthologies must've been on TV at least 20,000 times within my lifetime, most films get like 150 viewings before getting trashed for the next licence they can afford. That's way too much for something that's mostly talking, walking and meh storylines.

[@lettiewhite8387]

@@johnmartinez7440 lmao 😂😂

[@CyclopsWasRight616]

I'm sad that whoever posted this didn't understand the format well enough to give it the right title. You might as well change the channel's name to "Mock Of the Week."

[@platinumpatience5307]

Anyone know why the comedian couple broke up?

[@SpeckleKen]

'Cos one of them didn't know what a bathmat was.

[@pjay3028]

Or maybe it was the number of penises she's had in her hand?

[@rossshepherd9836]

Did those two actually go out?

[@pjay3028]

@@rossshepherd9836 I guess that's why he knows she doesn't use a bath mat.

[@markstanbrook5578]

Ross Shepherd They were together for years - ages ago.

[@rossshepherd9836]

Love James Acaster. Hugh is majorly underrated. Sarah is cringey. Ed is funny.

[@ronilaw8661]

Kinell rob! Spoiler alert

[@johnmartinez7440]

Gotta love all the comments whining about Sara without understanding that her very recent ex-boyfriend was on the show there with her. Weird how the men never get this kind of treatment in the comments.

[@johnevans6227]

They were together at the time of recording

[@samedz3966]

Is Sarah's boyfriend a real comedian?..... Yeesh

[@DavidOakesMusic]

I watched his Netflix special and it's literally an hour of " Sara Pascoe left me and now all I do is cry and whinge about it "...

[@paulbennett2284]

They should ban couples - too many private jokes!

[@jesseberg3271]

@@paulbennett2284 it was funny once, and only once.

[@lestmak]

He was her boyfriend ....

[@willjones9326]

@@DavidOakesMusic it did win the edinburgh comedy award

[@nasrinv]

I will never understand why ppl find James Acaster funny… Is it a cultural thing? He’s not funny, doesn’t even make jokes he just…talks chaotically. How is this person famous????? I’m Flabbergasted.

[@davideunbekannt7726]

Sarah is not funny.

[@baabaabaa2293]

I've absolutely zero against Sara P.. some of her stand ups ok. But she just seems a bit out of her depth with the off the cuff gags... Sorry Sara!

[@ndhammer]

How's there already one dislike?!

[@knightad33]

5 more now. I dislike the dislikes.

[@vaulimere]

Probably from people who recognize this as being posted multiple times over the years since it was filmed.

[@johnmartinez7440]

Mock The Week has a weird fanbase subset that gets angry whenever there's a woman on the show

[@Mofuggabox]

Sarah is terrible

[@79devo]

This is why we don’t see her on tv anymore ….

[@Eddiestab]

My god Sarah Pascoe is blooming awful

[@ben2nd]

James Acaster is so unfunny its cringe

[@ubergeekian]

Was Sarah as drunk as she seems to be?

[@gnomevoyeur]

Possibly. The comedian next to her in the skull t-shirt is John Robins. He was probably still her boyfriend when they were booked together but they were exes by the time this was recorded. You may have noticed the particularly awkward interaction in the first segment.

[@ThatCoalSoul]

15th.

[@fizzypeaches8051]

That blonde girl is the most unfunny comedian I have ever seen in my life

[@mikesomes2951]

No governments. Yayyyyy freedom.

[@KEITHMU]

Sara Pascoe mucking up her own joke, and then nicking the punchline to one that has already been done. This was the show that I realised I didn't think she was funny. Otherwise good round!

[@DavidOakesMusic]

She was doing " deliberately bad joke ".

[@w.6874]

Don't think she's the best but she was probably nervous with her husband there

[@benjaminpugh4775]

Call backs are a legitimate thing used in comedy.

[@matrixphijr]

The girl would be really funny if she didn't crack up in the middle every time.

[@rg3412]

Weak stuff, frankly

[@seancharlie8476]

I just dont think James acaster is funny or Sarah 🤔🤔🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[@mads4453]

Unpopular opinion... James Acaster isn’t actually that funny. Now don’t get me wrong he seems like a great guy but some of his jokes just aren’t clever enough to be funny

[@philthy903]

Alice in Sunderland 🤣

[@farmersteve129]

Sounds like a porno...

[@et4751]

Sara's brain catching up with her joke 3/4 way through joke 😀

[@graemenawn]

If she wasn't laughing at her own jokes then there would be nobody laughing at her jokes.

[@Koreviking]

@@graemenawn Why, yes. It does take a certain level of intelligence to understand her jokes.

[@shaz2761]

@@Koreviking yes, a very low level of intelligence is required.

[@Koreviking]

@@shaz2761 I can see you misunderstood my meaning, which clearly puts you in the below bar category. As does your punctuation, or lack thereof.

[@shaz2761]

@@Koreviking a. No I understood. I was deliberately mocking you. B. Seriously who cares about punctuation on a KZbin comment post? Only a moron who laughs at inane jokes.

[@vlad4evar]

Rob Beckett’s accent and dialect just sell every joke he’s got, he’s great

[@markbird3223]

That’s Essex for you 😁😁

[@bossman8805]

@@markbird3223 he’s from lewisham

[@ayoubniyaz]

Loved the "Alice in Sunderland" joke But I wish the unicorn went like:- "We prefer 'horny stallions' if you don't mind"

[@theBoonarmies]

Rhine-horse-erous

[@therealxunil2]

But that doesn't work if she's a mare.

[@connorwilliams5785]

Wittinesses describe the man as an absolute legend

[@Maerahn]

2:31 - James Acaster, joking what most of us were thinking.

[@centurionquincy3899]

I love James supporting his sister Sara. XD

[@ZarkowsWorld]

Broadcasted 7 October 2016 -- months before they broke up.

[@kjamison5951]

Ed Gamble. “Police are keen to know, ‘who let the dogs out, who, who, who, who?’”

[@Lord_Skeptic]

Gary Numan. He Called out the dogs.

[@kjamison5951]

@@Lord_Skeptic ‘cause they were chasing his ‘Cars’…

[@Lord_Skeptic]

Until they fell like dust on a ruin

[@Lord_Skeptic]

My name is ruin

[@Lord_Skeptic]

I am dust

[@alexliger1893]

As a Canadian, I can understand pretty much every guest except the young blonde guy. For the love, no amount of Commonwealth effort can help me get a word of what he’s saying.

[@YuToobVideos]

I'm American (Sorry), at first I didn't understand a word Rob Beckett said. Now I can understand about 3/4 of it. The Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges is completely unintelligible.

[@Drnaynay]

He's Rob Beckett, he's very funny, but there's a great clip where you can see that Tiffany Haddish is completely lost listening to him.

[@nunyanunya4147]

sucks to be you hippy. i can understand em all.

[@YuToobVideos]

@@nunyanunya4147 That is indeed a blessing, but how does that help me?🙃😜😂

[@nunyanunya4147]

@@YuToobVideos who cares about you? i dont... may find it shocking bubbs... but not everything is about you.

[@MrAmmo30]

Sara is such a gem with that Leeds joke lol

[@mizshv]

Hugh Dennis..smart AF Legend!

[@Ethan-Entah]

2:21 rob really regrets not moving quicker and now being stood next to them after that joke

[@TylerTheObserver]

Ed Gamble missed a great line there with the battersea dogs home He could have asked who let the dogs out

[@TheConcernedSum7]

Everyone would be expecting that. The leads one provided a funnier picture of people trying to chase the dogs and reel then in.

[@jamesleon4883]

Yes of course your thought became something you gave too much credit to and put out online thinking you were right.

[@EightThreeEight]

4:12 I am a Hufflepuff, and I approve this joke.

[@avinotion]

Ha, "joke"...

[@realdeal7074]

I don't understand some of them but still makes me laugh 😄😊

[@RUFU58]

Is there any in particular you didn’t understand?

[@MrMattyMan]

All in the delivery

[@shmekoaltham1798]

HA! Did Rob have another baby? He looks beat!

[@torkelsvenson6411]

"Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a Geordie" "What about fighting side by side with a friend?" "What the hell are you saying?"

[@JamesSamson487]

Can someone explain the Merlin joke?

[@englandcalling9721]

Merlin the wizard and Merlin a brand of collectable stickers, football players etc.

[@JamesSamson487]

@@englandcalling9721 Ahh, I don’t think we have Merlin trading cards where I live. That makes more sense.

[@borismuller86]

A SHINY! SHAZAM!

[@tomsnapper9733]

when you let a couple on mock the week, 1 break up and a podcast later, that's John Robins for you.

[@rasmusn.e.m1064]

after only three washes...xD

[@vesicaful]

Me: "No Beyonce you can not put the ring on it!"

[@thesleepyweasel3775]

I had no idea Hugh Dennis was "English" English,

[@kaaru6891]

You mean posh?

[@ausaafzaidi]

Gimmie all your honey, I mean money 1:56

[@simeonbaumel7293]

"Then drop it in the fire of Mount Doom? Okay Mr. Frodo, we'll have that done by the end of the week. Thank you for choosing Fed Ex."

[@Lord_Skeptic]

You shall not pass. Gandalf I think you need work on your driving instructor skills.

[@nyangjungwon2269]

sarah's really cute!!

[@cesariojpn]

So, the editor did a rush job like on the April Fool's upload earlier this year?

[@KnotSavage]

dont look now but that centaur is hung like a horse... what? oh that is a horse? maybe still

[@mariarahelvarnhagen2729]

We Have Found The Missing Link Between Jim Morrison, George Carlin, And Andrew Dice Clay In A Letter Delivered By Tawny Owl

[@onkelmarvin8360]

03:53.........................I`d love that !!!!!!

[@TheNo1pencil]

I love that cat collar!

[@joansmith69]

You know your city is shit when it gets a laugh just for being said out loud. Come at me, Sunderland.

[@scottcurrie3959]

Sara can use her magical power on me any time she wants.

[@sn4rff]

yeah, it's funny and all. but tbh, i think i liked it best the first time.

[@johnnytightlips991]

Hugh is always the champ of scenes we'd like to see

[@Flabbergash]

Pretty good mackem accent!

[@helpinghand123]

I watch Mock the Week just for his jokes. He's hilarious

[@cmarq817]

Hufflepuff rules!

[@carlalopes8060]

John Robbins lived with Jon Richardson for too long :D

[@boyce3841]

Why, why why did BBC axe this programme? Comedy at its best.

[@NBDYSPCL]

Did anyone else used to play this with their friends in school or were you all popular?

[@TriploGoofus]

I wanted to but I didn't have any friends 🥺

[@Michelle_Schu-blacka]

*Here's one for the nerds...* Frodo, it's such a long journey, why don't we see if we can hitch a lift from that car?

[@redelfshotthefood8213]

Wow. There is so much mental ingenuity here!!!

[@darrenrobinson9041]

For other quick thinking comedy check out Whose Line is it Anyway and Have You Been Paying Attention

[@redelfshotthefood8213]

@@darrenrobinson9041 Thank you!!

[@wunnell]

Just keep in mind that, while this show is presented as unscripted, it's clear that everyone knows that they're going to get before the show and most of the jokes are prepared. They do come up with some stuff off the cuff and the rest is still good too, but it's not completely ad libbed.

[@Loosehead]

@@wunnell The desks they sit at for most of the show have screens like a teleprompter, though some of it is just Dara, and occasionally Ed Byrne, riffing off the cuff.

[@mikelheron20]

No. Not really but your naivety is cute.

[@abu-175]

Give me all your honey, I mean money.

[@MrTaylor106]

"Give me all your money, I mean honey." said Pooh, as he also featured in the bloopers.

[@millerhxc]

I don't know if she was nervous because her boyfriend was there or for whatever reason she didn't have enough time to practise (pretty sure they get briefed in advance) but this was the worst I've ever seen Sarah. Plus the two of them referencing each other was just cringe. It at least led to James' joke about them, though.

[@Kirsten_is_cursed10]

Everyone’s a critic but you know you’d piss yourself if you ever even went on that stage. Not that they’d let you.

[@millerhxc]

@@Kirsten_is_cursed10 Firstly, yes everyone is a critic and it's perfectly allowed. Secondly, I actually like Sara. I've watched her in a lot of panel shows and stand up and she's definitely a good comedian. There is a clear difference to how she is delivering her jokes in this episode to how she had been in episodes prior and has been in episodes since. I've shown understanding that it could have been nerves or not having time to prepare and having to do the jokes completely improvised, which if the case I applaud her for even doing so. However, I think even she would look at this and admit to having an off day. Whether I'd be allowed on the show or cope on the show is neither here nor there. I as a consumer of comedy am perfectly allowed and capable to say whether someone had a bad set or not.

[@mis8866]

No one cares Karen. Also just because you sit on the sickness benefit for "social anxiety" doesn't mean the rest of us are like that. Talking in front of large groups of people / cracking jokes is fucking easy, 80% of comedians are people who never made it past collage(high school), so its not like its a hard fucking job lmao.

[@Caroleonus]

a lot of cope in these comments. she was fine lol. the slight awkwardness was quite funny

[@unFayemous]

@@mis8866 I've got a master's, yet I never made it past my first collage...

[@user-gl8qu7qf2q]

Robins out of his depth here