Modern Life is Goodish - Series 2, Episode 8 | Full Episode

[@phs125]

What I love the most here is that genuine happiness in the face of that lego movie creater in the end...

[@thejintymyster6396]

He must be glad that he got the £624 from Dave

[@phs125]

@@thejintymyster6396 nice to meet you again

[@thejintymyster6396]

@@phs125 I know. I found you in the wild

[@serhii_himself]

Wonder if he made the movie...

[@ChrisMelville]

The "Coffee has ruined tea" sequence is my favourite of all Dave Gorman's material. It resonates with me because it's exactly true. I resent having to pay £2-3 for a cup of tea in a café, when I know it won't be anywhere near as good as I can make it a home with a kettle - and where I know the ingredients cost mere pennies.

[@kamranhussain2210]

I think it’s great as well! Although I prefer the wheel of celebrity, so smart and well executed

[@Zenturio331]

The end was really wholesome holy shit. I was convinced that was a scam until he was there

[@Chargede]

@Sarincrow Let's be honest, it was one guy so it probably wasn't gonna happen

[@shawbag11]

Yea ik someone mentioned it but the film never got made dave was never voice and i have no idea what happened to daves money. shame really cus knowing that dose take away a bit of this ending but i spose even as dave said it would have been hard to make a film like that with soo little budget and maybe thats why it didnt get made

[@MuchWhittering]

@@shawbag11 I imagine the production company reimbursed Dave anyway since it became material for the show.

[@TheDarkVampire666]

I honestly don’t think it was a scam but he greatly underestimated just how difficult and how much money it would actually be

[@uliuchu4318]

That's probably the best advertisement Malhar could hope for... Good luck for his project

[@EuroDC1990]

This always was my favourite episode, mostly because the Tea/Coffee debate had my dad in absolute hysterics even whilst severely ill! Thanks Dave 😀

[@FORZAPOTENZA]

The best part with the Weetabix in a bottle is that the ad was all about having breakfast whilst late for a meeting, then he gets to said meeting and there are croissants and fruit on the table.

[@PaulEcosse]

What is actually in a bottle of Weetabix, just out of curiosity?

[@4kirb]

@@PaulEcosse Not sure, it just tasted like blended wheatabix and milk, haven't had it in a while.

[@starrya5647]

I had to search for the ad: kzbin.info/www/bejne/f4qllZl7fMSNrpI And people have reviewed the drink on KZbin, it looks like a thick, cereal-flavoured milkshake

[@praxidike1023]

In Australia, we have 'up&go' which is marketed as the same and its quite nice

[@alansmithee419]

"One thing is for sure, of that I can be certain." Bravo.

[@SimLauren]

I’m so glad these are mostly available as full eps on this platform. Though the inconsistency in the episode title naming conventions seems like the sort of thing that would really wind up the kind of person that would binge watch Dave Gorman.

[@AnonYmous-ct1by]

This is so wholesome. We need more comedy like this!

[@alansmithee419]

28:12 Loving this new version of the trolley problem.

[@sachimourya1431]

I don't understand why won't they be able to get a trolley?

[@alansmithee419]

@@sachimourya1431 I'm going to assume you're not British and don't have this system, so forgive me if this is a bit long for such a simple question: Shopping trolleys (or shopping carts) are often chained together outside of supermarkets. The way you get one is by inserting a pound coin into a block attached to the bar you push them with. This releases that trolley's attachment to the trolley in from of it, allowing it to be used. When you leave you can reattach the trolley to the rest allowing you to remove the coin (and get your pound back). This system is in place so that people don't randomly steal a trolley (you'd have to lose a pound to do so). These slots are specifically designed to only work if a pound coin is placed in them. The problem is that if the pound coin changes shape, it may not fit the slots anymore, making it impossible to detach them from each other.

[@rkah6187]

The trolley problem 😂 amazing joke

[@noneofyoubusiness4895]

He's right about Weetabix. I don't like milk, but when I was a kid I asked for Weetabix for breakfast, without milk. My father said: "All right, but you're not allowed to leave the table until you've finished it." Half an hour it took me!

[@ajsgaming474]

Please give us season 1 Dave I want to go back when further in the past to forget about th madness of this world

[@XantuxNepomuk]

THANK YOU FOR RAISING AWARENESS ABOUT THE TEA SITUATION!

[@mattwharton5939]

Thank you Dave, I’m going through immense grief at the moment and these episodes are helping to focus my mind on other things. Much love 💙

[@darthvader2994]

intro is already nostalgic aaah i would watch this show late at night round my dad's flat and it was great - thanks for the memories dave!

[@iamdb1990]

I've genuinely kept one old pound coin so I can be one of those old uncles for my nieces to see what old money was like like my aunt did years ago

[@sidarthur8706]

i used to have an old 50p piece from when they were big and i think my brother spent it but he won't own up

[@dommer6977]

Do you still use it for trollies?

[@pinkdiamond1847]

I tried to do that but then I lost it.

[@drunkenhobo8020]

I still have one of the giant 10p pieces. You could honestly mistake it for a manhole cover.

[@RandomWolf]

So have I

[@starrya5647]

11:34 I should save this on my phone to show to all of the cafes here in Germany that just give you hot water and a teabag as standard. Not tea!

[@geoffcook1446]

I have given up trying to buy tea in America. As I try and explain. If I ask for coffee, you wouldn't hand me a cup of warm water and expect me to dunk three coffee beans in it!

[@hannahk1306]

I distinctly remember one occasion in France when my mum wanted hot water for her tea (she'd brought her own tea bags on holiday and they didn't sell tea). The lady behind the counter literally filled the flask up from the tap! Apparently "l'eau chaud pour thé" wasn't a good enough translation, so I had to search through my French dictionary for a translation of boiling...

[@chrisdavies826]

Whether or you are actually Dave or just a fan, you are a legend for uploading these. I thank you 🙂

[@SjurSkur]

Dave the channel *or* Dave the Gorman.

[@alfiejob1526]

There's a tweet on Dave's twitter saying he was making a channel on KZbin. So, I think this might actually be Dave.

[@nondescripthandle212]

This is his official channel but I doubt he runs it and most likely someone works for him or his show to run the channel

[@Osama-Bon-Jovi-01]

@@SjurSkur Dave the Gorman the channel

[@TheSurviver72]

Thanks for the laughs, Dave. 😁 Time for a cup of tea.

[@brendanmccabe8373]

My main question is was the Lego movie released

[@h4724-q6j]

Yes, it was. Edit: oh you meant the other one, not the one that's literally called The Lego Movie. No idea.

[@phwaedih]

kzbin.info/door/2gfLNP0MgBoAwW-BMsqYTQ there's a channel here which has some things..

[@abucketofelves]

Nope

[@littlered6340]

Damn

[@fibrown444]

Being a tea geek, I should point out that the temperature tea should be at depends on the tea. Green tea is much lower, otherwise tastes bitter!

[@paulkennedy8701]

Dave was talking about "hot BROWN drinks". 13:48.

[@rkah6187]

Well, for the British, unless you specify the kind, just means 'English Breakfast'.

[@animationreview5696]

who else thinks that gorm hub is the best possible name for this?

[@Paldasan]

Best? Nah... it's only goodish.

[@harryturner8701]

Animationreview no

[@TheUnluckyGama]

Isn't that another tv show he had

[@animationreview5696]

@@TheUnluckyGama I don’t think it is, but it should be the name of a streaming service with all of Dave gormans shows

[@euphospug]

I don't get it. Is it a pun or something. I really have no idea whatsoever it could be referencing.

[@BobofMIB]

I Work as a high school science technician, the last lot of spills (Bunsen burner lighters) we ordered were clearly intended to be drinks stirrers. Work well enough though.

[@MissMoogle]

These have kept me super entertained whilst doing the washing up!

[@OnlyOneTubing]

free content during the Quarantine Thank you Dave!!

[@OnlyOneTubing]

@nobody important how many of those 8 ads are you paying for? None that's right it's free.

[@andrewpillinger3]

Absolutely fantastic job Dave, been loving these uploads and this one is my personal favourite episode of Modern Life is Goodish. Will there be uploads of later series of Modern Life is Goodish?

[@taylorlynn2522]

The other seasons are on UKTVs application right now whilst season 2 is absent. If we assume Dave's agent is uploading these, as he wouldn't likely do so himself, then it's likely a license issue. UKTV and by proxy Dave the channel have stopped support of that season for reasons unknown. It makes sense that highlights and anything that cannot be put on UKTV is put on this channel. The hope is that there might be a new series that explores the internet more directly as in per websites and then looking to comment sections like this in the works. Whether that is on Gorman's radar I have no clue, but the fact remains, easy access to a show I enjoy is much appreciated.

[@TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond]

@@taylorlynn2522 season 1 seems to expire in 5 days, unless its a pointless countdown until they just auto-renew it.

[@animationreview5696]

@@taylorlynn2522 ifell that he might have uploaded them himself, he's not a millionaire, he's on dave

[@twilliamspro]

The line about the Son and Daughter is top tier

[@rjc0234]

I would love to know what that was in relation to XD

[@therealgrawger]

‘Stop playing with your-‘ *advert* - ‘ding dong’

[@Grugg64]

Its a shame that it is now six years in the future and itt hasn't been made

[@b-dog3207]

It still hasn’t? awww I was looking forward to that too

[@szbnahl]

@@b-dog3207 The website's vanished and the Kickstarter page was last updated in 2014 with a backers-only post called "delays in production".

[@b-dog3207]

@@szbnahl awwww thats sad

[@owenhall5742]

Im so glad that you put them on youtube with adds as Dave play back is a piss take! Regular 5 min adverts you cant skip or look at any thing else. I pledged that i would never by any ad that played in those breaks!

[@gorkemgulan]

So happy you got the part ❤️ and that you can sign your own dvd ✌🏼

[@b-dog3207]

Omg I want to see the full movie now

[@PeteJohnsMusic]

Couldn’t see these on Australia (believe me, I tried) so loving watching these now!!

[@WATCHTHIS.]

how is the movie going, will it be uploaded to youtube or maybe the trailer or something?

[@Jack-jb4qd]

This episode aired 6 years ago... Just looked into, he never made the film. His last update also came 6 years ago

[@WATCHTHIS.]

@@Jack-jb4qd thanks for sharing the info, shame really though.

[@Jack-jb4qd]

@@WATCHTHIS. Haha it is for Dave as I doubt he got a refund! At least he got some laughs out of it. The creator only made another 10 seconds of footage.

[@trashj8778]

Thanks for these uploads Dave

[@twilliamspro]

My favourite dave Bit the one about tea and coffee

[@gemmascotland899]

I got a few different sets of lego with the instructions in and the big tub of random lego with no instructions. Then mixed them all together in the tub and put the instructions inside for my son when he was younger. He eventually got a bigger tub which got filled with even more of the sets and instructions. It gave him the choice to build the sets or just build whatever he wanted using all the new weird shaped bits.

[@t.c.6920]

Cheers Dave

[@garymcdonald3803]

Just searching for this as a response to the American tea-making video going around Facebook at thd moment. You only posted tbis episode 3 days ago, very timely - cheers Dave! Loving your work since 'Are You Dave Gorman' 😊👍

[@QFIhawkman]

A pound shall never be regarded as "change"!

[@chaos.corner]

At the rate they're printing money it will.

[@TriggsRiffs]

Here from the future. Covid happened and inflation is at 9%, interest rates are at a 15 year high. Money isn't a thing, we all use 'tap to pay' for anything up to £100 and everything is done with a tinge of deep seated regret and bitterness.

[@Cernoise]

The PG Tips tea bags I have advertise themselves as being two-cup teabags.

[@naughtydred8538]

Pizza with sausage in the crust is fantastic

[@RichardWatt]

And when they added mustard or melted cheese in with it, that was perfect!

[@ladyclovenstone]

Love this 😮

[@uchuuhikoutai]

Why isn't this guy (and show) more famouser?? Found this by accident and loved it.

[@loyalistlewis606]

Anyone got a link to the actual film haven’t been able to find any work done on it since this

[@1kreature]

The job of a gravy boat is to ensure you get cold gravy...

[@stewartbugler]

Any teabag is good for at least 2 cups without quality changes... Including the one cup bags I tested it when they came out n was surprised they don't mention the bags are somewhat reusable...

[@CainXVII]

At least if you don't pour boiling water on them the first time...

[@RIXRADvidz]

Oh, that's why the little box thing at the beginning looks like Jon Richardson.....Gorman is just a full sized version...

[@maxximumb]

I went to look to see if the Lego movie bu Malhar had been finished. It seems like there are some ongoing production delays. Mr Gorman, as the producer, is there any info you can give us?

[@kensingtonliederkrantz1592]

Dude, do you seriously believe that Mr. Gorman - as the *Producer* - has the time to deal with people like you and your piddling questions? That *clearly* is the responsibility of Second Unit Production Assistant/Press & Public Relations Manager Gwenael "Fifteen Quid" Jacquet!

[@richardkirke]

The website douglegomovie.tk describes itself as “coming soon”, so I don’t hold out much hope.

[@JohnDlugosz]

@@richardkirke Now the domain is not resolved.

[@chriskaprys]

so this is how mono sounds. ah well. all good. can't get enough of this show.

[@ChrissieBear]

Gwenael was clearly artificially increasing his number of projects backed.

[@robotdeer]

Looks like the Doug and the Meaning of Life project might be dead. Was hoping to see some more info about it.

[@SunnyIntervalsORG]

The TGV and pirate ship Lego sets aren't all that new. They were definitely around in late 80s and early 90s when I was first getting into Lego.

[@Alphoric]

Yh you can buy sets of Lego where it’s just miscellaneous blocks with instructions of dozens of very small items that can be made from misc pieces, they’re called ‘Creative Brick Boxes’ or ‘Classic 1500 piece brick set’ and they’re very good Christmas presents.

[@noneofyoubusiness4895]

5:35 Hurah! Hurah! Der Pumuckl ist da!!

[@RandomWolf]

Next time I go to the ice cream van, I am definitely asking for a surfing ghost.

[@dnakatomiuk]

Dave the chequed shirt specialist

[@dogchaser520]

I, too, love doing things.

[@BertGrink]

Why don't British supermarket chains hand out tokens for the trolleys like they do here in Denmark?

[@MuchWhittering]

Because the point is that it encourages you to bring it back.

[@jimmiller5891]

Incidentally, in those restaurant espresso makers the water for coffee is fresh from the tap and comes through heat exchanger whereas the hot water (for tea I presume) is stale, maybe who knows how many days, from the boiler which hold 2 litres and is never really emptied (nor cleaned I doubt). So ....

[@TheMrVengeance]

That water comes from the steam boiler, ie. the water that's constantly being used to make steam for steaming milk. So it's just as fresh as any of the other water. Bot boilers are filled from the water line. (Incidentally that also means it IS boiled water, since it's from the steam boiler.)

[@jimmiller5891]

@@TheMrVengeance I have one those machines, the boiler inside is, well not appetising. If the steam is not used constantly then the water in the boiler does not get refreshed. 2 litres of water produces 3000 litres of steam ... you need to make pretty many cappucino foams for that water to get properly refreshed... just saying.

[@LukeIdontKnow]

Do you have a link for this I’m really looking for it and can’t find it

[@markslattery5617]

That's what I am here looking for too

[@LukeIdontKnow]

@@djm7494 oh ok

[@LukeIdontKnow]

@@markslattery5617 yeah

[@westyk52sparky]

love the lego part.

[@reidkisielewski37]

always brilliant. one thousand gorman bucks/dave dollars/quizzical quid to you

[@pwuk]

A few years ago, a product we bought regularly was labelled as "new, improved, original"

[@abrr2000]

One tea bag has enough leaves for 2 to 4 cups of tea, depending on the brand.

[@peanutthelion815]

Here a cup of tea is the same price or higher than the coffee, but is literally made by the same coffee company. It obviously tastes awful.

[@Spelter]

Same here, you can't buy a cheap cup of tea that even remotely tastes like tea.

[@lovepeace5845]

I kept some pound coins and always use one as a ‘trolly dolly’.

[@robincarter6537]

The gravy boat. My wife does this. But she puts the gravy boat on the special gravy boat saucer too. I have no idea why, only been married 43 years and never thought to ask her why. Mind you, the next time I will.

[@jaknofuture1250]

If I had a Kickstarter and saw I had only one backer who pledged all but £1 of the total I wouldn't feel encouraged, I would feel it was done vindictively, I would be thinking "why couldn't you have given £1 more!?"

[@jamcdonald120]

6:30 allow me to introduce you to Sous Vide, a pretty new way to cook only popularized in 2009

[@stephenblessed92]

The only problem with this show is there aren't more of them.

[@PetaPan88]

Sitting through the ads, because I love you.

[@vlastasusak5673]

What kind of locks do the Brits have on their trolleys? The ones we have in my country fit the back round bit of your key just as well as the coin they're supposed to accept.

[@Not_An_EV]

Yeah my tea cup takes 2 tea bags so I add my second tea bag at the start.

[@jamcdonald120]

6:30 cryofrying would like a word with you

[@rewrose2838]

Me not being British and not misunderstanding the relationship between boats and liquids actually thought he was talking about a small boat-shaped vessel in a pot of gravy until he showed the pictures

[@gerrardholloway2810]

The second bat and ball looked like a bat or shuttlecock

[@adriantownsend2317]

...So, when will Mr Gorman get the call from Disney Pixar to voice a character in one of their movies?

[@sperrin]

Bring back MLIG, it's actually funny and entertaining... unlike that 'other' show.

[@LukeIdontKnow]

Russell Howard?

[@dogchaser520]

The 25 hour deodorant, brilliant.

[@RichardWatt]

Now we've got 72 hour deodorants 😮

[@SlipShodBob]

Mum bless her would argue that of the non one cup bags if you use a tea pot and cosy that you can make two cups and two mugs from one tea bag. Personally I'd say it makes two cups, one mug of tea and one mug of mild tea flavour of water.

[@sfdntk]

Bad news re the lego guy at the end, Warner Bros. sent him a cease and desist and he was forced to cancel the project. Happened about five years ago unfortunately.

[@STE6677]

Dave are you really the person running this KZbin channel?

[@andzzz2]

It's actually Dave Gorman number 5 from Edinburgh.

[@everyinchtheanimal]

Did the film ever get made?

[@ash36230]

I went into Costa last week for a tea (well... I didn't go in *for* tea, I went in with a group and *had* tea). Completely not worth it. I'd have been better off if I asked them for some hot water and brought a teabag along myself.

[@danieldawson3801]

Was the film made?

[@babyrudds3793]

you did warn us

[@Kre8-1duH]

Go Malhar!

[@animationreview5696]

does anyone remember what episode of modern life has the cardboard cutouts and the water bottles

[@jacksamuel4300]

I'm Pretty sure its series 4, I know that it's still on UKTV Play

[@TheImmortalPwnage]

I miss the genius audio series. Lost my CDs

[@iandavidson471]

What happened with the Lego film? Did it get completed?

[@gwishart]

Doesn't look like it. The last update on his blog was in 2014.

[@GordonHugenay]

I'm not from the UK: So, how exactly do you get trolleys nowadays?

[@carlhartwell7978]

We still put pound coins in them, I actually don't remember it being a problem. In all honesty I don't think the new ones are all that different in size (I didn't keep any of the old ones and I can't remember comparing them!). The dodecagonal shape doesn't make them seem all that different, to me anyway. So if I were to guess I'd say that they still fit in the old trolley's, as for vending machines and such I really can't say! *edit* actually I know that the end of a _yale key_ (if you know what that is) works in trolley's as well, because they're the same size, though round like the old coins.

[@RationalReading]

@@carlhartwell7978The new /old pound coins are different enough. So they needed to change the coin slots. The device bolts on to the trolley and the main supermarkets changed the whole device.

[@Sundaydish1]

They roam the countryside in herds. You have to mount a horse and lasso one after separating it from its family. You then have to wrestle them to the ground and subdue them with a French baguette. Some of them cannot be tamed and will lurch toward the nearest expensive Mercedes at a moments notice.

[@HORRIOR1]

I have to say, Popeye is better than Bat and Ball, mainly because you don't need to hold an ice lolly sideways in your hand.

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

Accidentally making someones dream true.

[@micklar2000]

Never did get to see that Lego film…

[@nathanwarner4584]

Ah yes, a nice cup of tea. Cheap and perfect at home or the price of a week's worth of tea at home for one shitty cup in a cafe. Whenever I used to go to starbucks I would always ask for an extra teabag. It wouldn't be a good tea, just a fairly reasonable tea. Whenever I have tea in McDonald's, it's only on the occasion every now and then when tea bags is part of my shopping on that day so that I can put in an extra tea bag. That is closer to a home tea than Starbucks, at home though I'm very specific with my tea. 1 teabag is too weak, I always use one pg tips tea bag and one red label tea bag. I use one sweetener and one level tea spoon of sugar because sweeteners are disgusting on there own and 2 sugars is too much sugar to have every day with the amount of tea I drink and 1 sugar is not sweet enough. So 1 sweetener and 1 level tea spoon of sugar is perfect, sweet enough without just the horrible sweetener taste and without to much sugar. I then fill up the cup until about an inch to the top, I then mix it to get it started and then stick it in the microwave for 30 seconds. The microwave makes the tea bag expand and brew nicely, I then fill up the rest with just under an inch of blue milk only. Any other milk is crap, I then squeeze out the teabags with the spoon and stir. Perfect, a lovely beautiful cup of tea.

[@djm7494]

18:00 and a bit before = random Russian speech insert. Noice one!

[@hardrockinhere]

It's alright Dave. That shit doesn't work for 48 hrs anyway

[@mikeblake1000]

There is never a situation where it is acceptable to use the toilet while someone is in the same room.

[@dogchaser520]

"We have finished food." Nonsense! The world's just begun to mix culinary ideas. I cook things never once cooked in all the world on a regular basis, and some are quite good(-ish). Food is a frontier still. Cook on.