How I defeated the “Church” of Scientology..

[@ModestPelican]

I hope you legends are drinking excessive amounts of water. Twitter: twitter.com/ModestPelican Instagram: instagram.com/modestpelicangaming/ Twitch: www.twitch.tv/modest_pelican_gaming

[@hurby8260]

I'm over hydrated

[@nicolasalonso9927]

I always stay hydrated

[@fearsomechip1030]

Yes

[@neveahneveah9476]

what do you mean im like a pelican in the sea drinking

[@never-walk-alone]

Just gamer girl bath water

[@shadowbrogaming1996]

"I gunned them like it was a school. Because I was teaching them a lesson." They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

[@GAMINGBLAZE]

typical

[@sillycritic9649]

@@GAMINGBLAZE ikr such an overused comment format

[@isaacstocking7746]

@@sillycritic9649 yet it will Never not be funny or false

[@devs277]

"Be a peli-can, not a peli-can't " - Modest Pelican Gaming, 2019

[@mrdan5943]

Damn you I was about to post that 😂

[@MrFakefall]

Oh I kinda thought he said "be a peli-can, not a peli-cunt"

[@manfredbobski8114]

Damn! I was about to post that! XD

[@viktorszenasi3664]

yea, he said peli-cunt

[@blax140]

ORIGINAL COMMENT

[@lobsanggemona3671]

I was at starbucks and they asked for my name and I said “modest pelican” and they yelled modest pelican out loud Edit:the drink was a large water cup with extra ice cubes to stay hydrated

[@jankoberic7620]

You didn't put whipped cream on your water... pathetic

[@lobsanggemona3671]

MrBatman Oi that’s disgusting

[@jerska100]

Ower priced W A T E R

[@jankoberic7620]

@@lobsanggemona3671 how do you know if it's disgusting have you tried it

[@lobsanggemona3671]

MrBatman bro stop joking around it will taste mad gross

[@chunto4329]

Marcus on that scooter in thoes crocs does put a smile on my face

[@ModestPelican]

loves it doesn't he

[@VeryDAWD]

@@ModestPelican why did u get rid of the baby blue puffer jacket that fitted with the crocs so well

[@milkynuggets_6539]

And a little wetness in my pants

[@TraceguyRune]

As all things should be

[@raisulbhuiya6723]

I fed people some extremely spicy sandwiches and told them I’d only give them water if they subscribed to Modest Pelican and they did.

[@jlhlkhgjgjc8711]

There’s no such thing as a small bit of cancer.. NO I I MEAN’T KINDNESS KINDNESS

[@michaelbarker3078]

Everyone who like was someone who was given a sandwich

[@TheFirstAtom]

Water just makes the spice worse! It doesn’t help Lmao

[@amandahensley6446]

Water is what I breathe when i go scuba diving The water i breathe is modest pelican branded water

[@mack7235]

amanda hensley That was not a good joke but I’m still liking

[@amandahensley6446]

@@mack7235 I will also like

[@henkfourie9862]

“The drone was like a son to me” * pulls full length AK out of pants *

[@jeremiahgoff5790]

Great vid man, crazy to see how far the channel has come since Battlefield 1 list videos with 20k subs to now.

[@ModestPelican]

Appreciate you man. You always comment on literally every video and have been so supportive. Have a great week :)

[@vicity4585]

@@ModestPelican I started watching your videos bout a month ago. I have watched alot though. Sometimes I wonder wonder if it's all written down or from the mind

[@godlovesyou1995]

@@vicity4585 u kinda trailed off a little there, were u saying that

[@vicity4585]

@@godlovesyou1995 rectified it abit. Thanks

[@ThatMotorcycleRider]

Modest Pelican Gaming lmao I used to comment on your vid every day but with a different account but I had school and my job Bc I have to pay out my college tuition

[@Alphae21]

Church of scientology? Pfft More like church of pelicanoligy, am I right? 😎😎

[@romanminaster5180]

Church of Hydration

[@arynthiara7552]

Just woke up 5 minutes ago. Glad to inform u I am very hydrated

[@Christian-oi7sd]

More like bore ragnorak

[@Geck-nb5yh]

Christian “More like bore ragnorak” Pffft More like bore ragnorak Jim Pickens: Go to other channels influence other channels (*OBEY*) Subscribe to the pelican as well (*OBEY*) The cult will grow, everyone else reading this (*OBEY-ALL*)

[@Geck-nb5yh]

Unvoiced Potato Subscribe to call me Kevin *OBEY*

[@kylerpace3034]

I love how when the gang drives up the mountain and assassinates the hiker, Papa Peli casually diverts their car off the hill at 9:46

[@ilikepigeons6101]

Oh yeah i didnt notice that lmao

[@joeldavid0426]

My friend confused a pelican with a pigeon... He's not my friend anymore

[@user-njyzcip]

A pigeon is the poor man's pelican

[@URBOIPHONE]

Probably dehydrated too..

[@Bmoneydollarsign]

@Kira Zurn i’ll get my bb gun, I’ll General Shepard my best friend.

[@thatmemer96]

I planted a bomb in Harvard’s university and said if they never change everything to pelican themed I will blow the place up because this spreads the good world about you’re channel. Edited cuz of my gud gramar

[@ModestPelican]

thanks mate this really helps spread the good word my Harvard/Acedemic demographic is growing fast.

[@thomasplayswerewolfonline3248]

@@ModestPelican stay hydrated my friend

[@lucaspeyton226]

Soviet Boi Welcome to Mother Russia! The fbi is en route

[@thatmemer96]

Modest Pelican Gaming oh my lord my favorite KZbind responded you bloody legend I’m crying

[@thatmemer96]

Modest Pelican Gaming if u read this stay hydrated my lad u cured my depression (for real)

[@machina_spirit]

Holy crap 9:40 i literally smiled when lo and behold the gang showed up in the middle of nowhere on a dirt road in the mountains to perform that drive-by hit 😂 So out of place but god that was gloriously hilarious, thank you for that!

[@davidpatterson3906]

“I run in guns blazing like it’s a school..because I’m teaching them a listen they won’t forget” God tier joke 😂😂 modest pelican is legitimately one of the funniest creators on the platform

[@FrankAndreasLia]

"There's only one good type of torture, which is getting waterboarded, because even though it sucks, at least you stay sufficiently hydrated" 😂

[@uselesstomato8191]

“I head in there guns blazin like it was a school “ had me CRYING

[@theclonecollector9245]

If you enjoy this video, please become a video game developer and create a game called “Watch Pelicans”, as this really helps spread the good word of your channel.

[@theclonecollector9245]

Who needs blood, my heart pumps water

[@MB-lz5eb]

Someone do this asap plz.

[@thatlolguy6799]

"I head in there guns blazing, like it was a school" quote of the year

[@mack7235]

I love it when Pelican makes super complicated and technical military references like the Reaper drone joke in this vid or the “really sh*t escort joke” in the Doomsday video

[@angryninja6109]

WE are Marcus? Are you sure YOURE not making the cult?

[@dwaynemondragon6421]

I’ve been having a rough week and this helped me smile

[@user-cy7ki7ms1q]

You deserve it

[@ambivalentaxe]

Me:I need to study for English What Am I Doing KZbin: *Modest Pelican uploaded* Me:¿que es Ingles?

[@homersimpson5292]

AmbivalentAxe you typed the first 2 sentences in English bye

[@homersimpson5292]

Not funny 31 ppl suc ass

[@ambivalentaxe]

@@homersimpson5292 wow it's called a joke

[@homersimpson5292]

AmbivalentAxe a bad one lol what are you 12?

[@homersimpson5292]

This type of comment getting so old , cheesy n kinda cringe so stop

[@Taserbollocks]

Mate you dont know how much you make me laugh, keep up the good work with the channel and please stay hydrated

[@ambivalentaxe]

Me: I'm going to make papa peli proud Modest Pelican: Go on a date and talk about my utube channel *Mission Failed Forever Alone*

[@thewarhawk8203]

It's because you and the date were not H Y D R A T E D

[@NicoNoInteresa]

Im really glad you are enjoying WD2, hope to see more of it!

[@adamsellick8116]

You drank all their "holy" water and they got dehydrated.

[@935gamer]

He would never do that

[@ModestPelican]

haha 1000iq play of the year

[@adamsellick8116]

@@ModestPelican you are a true peliKING

[@bermo7559]

One of your best. The flow was epic. Nice work man

[@levongevorgyan6789]

I love how you make a game about a hacker into a game about a mass murdering terrorist.

[@brandly9360]

-"He was like a son to me, now I run in guns blazing like its a school😂😂😹😹

[@Just_Adrian_]

I'm drinking a 3 liter bottle of water while watching this to stay hydrated

[@deletedchannel19289]

Even when I’m sick modest pelican never fails to make me laugh

[@finn8210]

Out peli, who art in moisture KZbin brought thy fame, You are a pelican, You are always fun, On pc or on mobile. Give us this day, Not the big gae, But laughs and memes galore, And peli we will love you now and evermore.

[@DanKuman]

?

[@anasa2364]

lol

[@scottarcement8888]

We need a Modest Pelican convention. PeliCon 2019 anyone?

[@thewarhawk8203]

Yeah

[@chrisc1926]

"I head in there, guns blazing, like it was a school"

[@kasper3951]

Meanwhile , a local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs. Blew my mind. I've been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.🤔

[@subfrte6080]

Why

[@moneysigndaniel6583]

Please do more these keep me hydrated

[@LordKotal]

The only water I drink is Pelican Certified Water for Epic Gamers Remember kids, stay classy while staying hydrated!

[@scottfinefocus]

8:43 the lab rat was a game steamer way to get rid of competition

[@abdolibya5171]

As someone who has been tortured before, water boarding definitely keeps you hydrated😋

[@falconfrenzy679]

I think I’m in love with your sarcasm

[@finn8210]

Petition to start a church of pelicans

[@dakipro]

man you should do some standups, your humor is on another level man

[@thegrayyernaut]

All those futuristic techs and yet the ultimate solution was a Russian rifle made in the 1940s xD

[@oc2226]

Pelican please keep up these Watch Dogs vids, I love them

[@T1ffan1]

I am sufficiently hydrated and ready for this video

[@relj4047]

I always talk about modest pelican videos on first dates It always works

[@theflyingeyeball]

11:50 “Registered Democrat”

[@stevenlim8962]

5:24 LOLLLLLLLLLL that joke sent my stomach aching bro

[@karankhm6001]

A question for you: How and from where do you get inspired to make satire comedy continuosly?

[@tanvvir8996]

Karan K H M Karen, would you like to speak to the manager?

[@jaromchristensen5598]

This isn’t satire it’s just sarcasm

[@jameswelsh2621]

bless him [jarom] doesn't know what satire is, lol. I agree with you Karan. He's unbelievably under appreciated as a KZbin comedian. He's excellent, really funny and really enjoyable to listen to. I wish I could be one of his "Boys, Boys, Boys" - "Karan K H M has 3 initials like a serial killer that stays hydrated but just can't help killing old women just to remind the world who's the dominant sex. You don't wanna fuck with Karan K H M"

[@jaromchristensen5598]

James Welsh I wasn’t saying I don’t think he’s funny, I agree that modest pelican is hilarious and I love his vids. Just clarifying that most of the jokes I would classify as sarcasm, I wouldn’t classify it as a video that’s satirizing anything.

[@jameswelsh2621]

@@jaromchristensen5598 I understand mate & I deffo wasnt debating whether u find him funny or not. Of course we all find him propa funny, lol. But anyway thanx for replying so I'm not gonna be a dick at all we're all on the same team as such. . . But if u look up satire it includes" ridicule and making fun of. . . & he does that countless times, takin the piss out of rich kids, idiot gamers, trolls ect, the list goes on and on. If you're thinkin of the word satire as in the most common usage which is about politics then fair enough u could argue its not satire (even though he does give the odd mention to president Trump) but with my understanding and Karan's we're well within our right to say (hmmm, that's the wrong word, its totally cool for us to say that) its satire. You bloody legend!!

[@spidertube1000]

More Watch Dogs 2 please. This game is awesome.

[@michelleereaut9121]

I ALWAYS LOVE YOUR VIDEOS THANK YOU FOR MAKING HILARIOUS AND GREAT CONTENT 😂👍🏻

[@wiechert5067]

I was here before papa peli

[@ModestPelican]

Michelle you are a legend, appreciate you :)

[@wiechert5067]

I told you

[@dakotacross1519]

@@ModestPelican trust me that aerial drone can be very effective at causing trouble... people complain about the sjw crap im like "sorry could hear ya over a sjw in-game getting blown sky high by an aerial bomb drop!" hehe!

[@domique1118]

Neat vid keep up the good work :) Btw i loved the part where u got slammed by the motorcycle

[@thewarhawk8203]

I'm now sufficiently H Y D R A T E D

[@ModestPelican]

excellent news mate you're inspirational

[@thewarhawk8203]

@@ModestPelican it's not easy being the H Y D R A T I O N H E R O Im the hero people deserve but not need

[@iecsti7027]

“Be a pelican not a peli-can’t” *THAT* got me out of bed

[@mack7235]

He drank alcohol to escape his problems...literally

[@jackwilliams6097]

When Marcus went on the bridge, I had pyrocynical flashbacks

[@lostwizardcat9910]

11:50 now that is the proper reaction to a democrat XD Make pelicans great again!

[@michelleroland4145]

“I guess the lesson here is there’s no problem alcohol can’t solve.” Incredible.

[@Fish-o7o]

7:26

[@Comrade420_]

Hej är du också svensk?

[@brucetonkin2882]

Just wanna point out that with the correct upgrades your quadcopter drone CAN be used to carry out tactical airstrikes (Remote control tree, the upgrade is the one that lets your drone drop IEDs + maxed out IEDs). Pretty deadly

[@JAWS]

As a San Francisco resident, that island next to that bridge would make a great base of operations as it’s an abandoned military based complete with bunkers, 2 airplane hangars, and the US sailing team practice facility. Google it it’s called Treasure Island, no joke.

[@Hayden-yu5eg]

This guy should have millions of subscribers Only found him a few days ago and can’t stop watching 😂

[@Comet-de6hb]

I spilled water with extra ice cubes on my PS4 so it peli-CAN stay hydrated.

[@dinlokalasvenne3801]

I've been sick all day thank you for upploding. Like seriously Thank you!

[@GeoLand3432]

“I go in there gun blazing like it was a school you know because I taught them a lesson” lmfao

[@biwhalexd5481]

Everytime you upload I get reminded to stay hydrated

[@thederpycookie0awwman289]

Im loving you watch dogs videos!!

[@bigshmoke9653]

Industy proffesionals HATE HIM find out how modest pelican is getting millions hydrated for free

[@biggersmok7415]

0:15 THEY SEE ME ROLLING

[@wolff_]

Hey Peli, now that you have that drone, you can get that suitcase in the yacht from ep1

[@stulongy6967]

Markus full ov pingers hahaha, quality stuff bruh u r a true LEGEND m8!!!

[@mynamejeff3799]

i love how modest pelican saves his jokes from being "inappropriate" so that youtube cant demonetize his video 😂😂 love the videos bro keep it up 🙏✌

[@Choloeddie]

I went in there guns blazing like a school. Me:😬 Pelican:I'm teaching a lesson. Me:good god I wish he wasnet.

[@starboy5652]

"I head in there guns blazing like it was a school." - peli hahah that was dumb

[@siu5814]

you’re videos are just the most funny thing ever. peli you never fail to make me laugh even when i’ve has a shit day. i love you and stay hydrated

[@mrsneshi6748]

Thanks to this notification I remembered to stay hydrated. Thanks man I don’t know what I’d do without you.

[@Davichiz]

'imagine being known for that' Have to go through a load of your videos, honestly crack me up.

[@ursamajor5107]

You are a funny Malaka... I know a lot of Australian born Greeks who talk just like you, φιλαράκος. By the way, there is a Massive Scientology Church in my home town that needs a bit of Pelican attention... I can see them doing all sorts of strange things to each other in their compound on Friday nights. Borderline abuse -not a single one of them was even staying hydrated.

[@reaper411b]

I like how, in the title, you put “Church” in quotations, as if it’s anymore ridiculous than every other religion/as if they’re any more valid.😊

[@chasehasch8270]

Ooh so edgy

[@liamevans5456]

The whole time you were on the bridge I was screaming JUMP!!

[@brandonerdmann7474]

Fun fact, the OG members of Scientology was really into summoning demons and having members kill themselves and shit, their first headquarters was actually seen on Ghost Adventures and everything since the founder haunted the place and killed her husband

[@fearsomechip1030]

Ah yes, time to stay sufficiently hydrated whilst watching lord peli's newest masterpiece.

[@ModestPelican]

i love you

[@fearsomechip1030]

@@ModestPelican Yesterday I had my girlfriend over and I told her about how you replied to one of my other comments and she is mad I'm "obsessed with you".

[@walkerpedersen8653]

Going to spread the good word of the channel by buying a boat naming it the modest pelican and ramming it onto a popular beach

[@ModestPelican]

ty mate this would really help get my channel name out there.

[@chongolius]

"Gotta appreciate the gangs commitment" LMAO

[@archit9662]

3:45, truer words have never been spoken

[@fli6973]

Crocs have a strap on the back because that's how you activate off-road mode

[@RomanJahns]

@4:34 „ohh already 420, gotta go ✌️ *starts burning*

[@collectipediareviews7099]

YOU BLOODY LEGEND JUST IN TIME!!!😂

[@BlackMammoth25]

11:50 I'm surprised you didn't go for the 9000 IQ play and flip it, asking questions so that other people could answer them.

[@relay9461]

the part where he calls in a gang hit on the hiking couple is the funniest thing i’ve seen in a while

[@LimitlessEntertainment826]

7:28 I can't believe you didn't make a joke about "that contact"

[@almirkalac409]

Humour is strong in this one

[@jackdaniels2974]

5:23 That was a close one, the joke was just saved

[@cassidydevin1428]

My boyfriend and I play xbox and multiple games you play and we are addicted to your videos. Love your accent bruh!!

[@xen0g3n]

Australian

[@noelht1]

Shelved 15 Pingers 😭😭😭😭 Absolutely Crying over here. So Funny.

[@onesekcbagel5119]

"Be a peli-can not a peli-can't."-Modest Pelican Gaming Quote of the year.

[@Yungleanfan2001]

Finally something to watch on KZbin

[@P1MPTR3Y]

I just stumbled across your channel & you're hilarious! Keep'em coming & stay hydrated!

[@Apple_Beshy]

Man I love this series