The Report of the Week OUT OF CONTEXT

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[@daffyuser]

my satisfaction is immeasurable and my day is made

[@Toadette2]

Hehe 😌✨

[@RoxxSmash]

Epic FLCL pic

[@robosing225]

Bro he said that years ago. You and I and everyone getting this reference... are true gangstas.

[@tobyconoley5511]

covering up my history

[@JaniceClick]

My dad is mad at me for this

[@gubzs]

Reviewbrah is that kid at the wedding who like, nobody knows who his parents are, but he's still just being really polite and standing in a corner waiting for his turn to get a plate at the dessert bar.

[@vigil8400]

oddly specific

[@Skippercarlos5]

@@vigil8400 - Yet oddly accurate

[@andrewkeller1117]

@@Skippercarlos5 Yet accurately odd

[@llnnie]

EVERYONE likes him

[@cnelly4582]

His name is report of the week

[@mattrichmond9264]

They should get this guy on hot one’s, it’d be amazing

[@MuhammadGamal1]

^ this

[@nae1018]

Or cold ones

[@itmekt8571]

Or cooling down ones

[@selfishteammate]

tepid ones

[@richyket661]

@@nae1018 no, he would literaly die in cold ones

[@diggsj0536]

“No sauce is going to fix this atrocity” has me ROLLING 💀

[@jordanmcmorris5248]

A metaphor for the world we inhabit

[@manumudgal5776]

my fav line from him

[@lordwallie24]

a real future republican a lot of nonsense and winey content

[@thebatman9520]

he's a good guy

[@Mojoblitz]

true that

[@rith359]

I second the motion

[@timwilson4772]

@hem hem hi gilf

[@BloBlas123]

wait are you the cat from the video ?

[@Abznth]

nice

[@dankdude1976]

What a marvelous creature

[@Mojoblitz]

exceptionally marvelous

[@Great_Lake_Surfer]

Why is he so proper? No hate, just curious about this legend lmao

[@BreakingMaster1]

@@Great_Lake_Surfer the more power you have, the more humble and proper you become.

[@Great_Lake_Surfer]

@@BreakingMaster1 ahh yes I see

[@boi5375]

@@Great_Lake_Surfer u got really nice hair lol

[@LL-bl8hd]

I honestly think he's incredibly charismatic. The camera loves him. He could be an actor or have a show on a network.

[@willowbrooks]

Sheldon cooper's little brother he never knew he had

[@Sandux930]

Sheldon Cooper but actually likable

[@frailvoid5844]

@@Sandux930 and way cooler too, tbh idk how the bigbangtheory went on for so long since I feel if the show was realistic someone would've killed sheldon by the mid section of the first season out of pure frustration

[@martinaalvarez4952]

I totally see him on a sitcom playing a weird but likeable character, kinda like dwight in The office

[@MrYowen88]

somebody should cast a show with all youtube personalities... ROTW, Needle Drop, Davie504.... uh... others... idk maybe that would be bad but a lot of people would watch it either way.

[@MandenTV]

Born too late to explore the planet, born too early to explore the stars, born just in time to experience Reviewbrah’s genius.

[@superficial.mp4]

too often do we focus on the negatives and forget we get to live on the same planet as review brah 🙏

[@coulahawke1411]

NPC

[@wee7750]

Shut the fuck up you idiot. You realize there are still hundreds of miles of undiscovered rainforests and jungles. Let's not forget the fact about only 5 percent of the ocean has been explored. Get out there mr explorer. Since you wanna be an adventurer apparently

[@superficial.mp4]

@@wee7750 who pissed in your cheerios this morning?

[@MandenTV]

@@wee7750 You need to get away from your computer more

[@cassondra7]

Reviewbrah is one of my favorite human beings.

[@sethbriars2042]

He’s my favorite alien.

[@God-uv7xg]

@@sethbriars2042 He’s God

[@kimberlypatton205]

He is the Fire sauce of life!

[@addresssimilar3738]

Hes like a 5 year old trapped in a 30 year old trapped in an 80 year old trapped in a 20 year old

[@Fireproofwitchnz]

Omfg I'm dying at this comment 😄😄

[@patrickbateman1434]

Why is this so true

[@kouranko]

That made me laugh, thanks

[@dylancurbjumper]

LMAO

[@fluoroantimonicacid4844]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nikon6728]

Such a sweet boy

[@Mojoblitz]

so sweet!

[@rusky2655]

You mean god?

[@Abznth]

@@rusky2655 no

[@cammyfeng4066]

He’s a man

[@romanes_eunt_domus]

The sweetest of men

[@radnukespeoplesminds]

2:19 depressed existential crisis report of the week is mood

[@ssgpizzalover515]

Damn

[@HollowBonezz]

@@ssgpizzalover515 ...damn

[@serumavaru3830]

Yep

[@dedelabinouze5110]

i hope my lord is doing good

[@ImSquiggs]

That's the real reason I love this dude... he's so genuine. Good or bad, he'll tell you about it if he feels it.

[@matarono]

"So here we are, you know. Living the dream and uh... making some memories I'll never gonna forget here at McDonalds."

[@blacksheep7910]

Busted a rib over that; if you'll excuse me...

[@krusher181]

Basically his whole vibe in a nutshell right there

[@ihazcheese]

I will forever quote this at any McDonald’s I may happen to visit. There’s something so poetic about it.

[@randomcatontheinternet2771]

1:51

[@Josuh]

4:54 that's a smooth transition if i have ever seen one, it's like he's just suddenly standing and teleported back to the 50's

[@Marksman_12]

He looks like a bar owner with that dart board beside him.

[@eastonb7957]

This man is more powerful then the U.S. government

[@boop99]

Lmao

[@curtisyue182]

I bet you he's one of the VIPs watching people die in squid game.

[@hapticmusing]

He is the U.S. government.

[@lewisbracken5520]

*than

[@xxevilellisonxx]

He’s a problem

[@doey1841]

4:16 he's literally so funny for no reason

[@kouranko]

Because his delivery is so straight. And he's got a great sense of humour.

[@daysonsnider733]

3:45 is an exact quote of my mother’s words the day I was born

[@Mojoblitz]

Oof lmao

[@imgonnaputsomedirtinyourpi1014]

Well im.. (cough) so ugh.. sorry about that

[@b_f_d_d]

It do be like dat

[@imgonnaputsomedirtinyourpi1014]

:P

[@pedroacacio9919]

I feel her though. look at you...

[@RockBottomRiser21]

1:06 I love how the cat looks offended at him breaking character

[@vibraphonics]

I was looking for the clip where he suddenly packs away a bag of food like he's a squirrel who just noticed he was being watched. Anyone know the bit I mean?

[@Mojoblitz]

I know exactly what you mean I think it was a McDonald's review I'll have a look through the *archives*

[@Eireann.]

Where is this yoo

[@chelsea342]

Did you find it??

[@Neerp315]

@@chelsea342 maybe the archives are incomplete?

[@RaviOmJazz]

@@Neerp315 I read your comment, kept scrolling, chuckled to myself and came back to like it

[@foilhattiest1]

3:37 That "static" is actually a news transmission from his home world revealing that a massive solar flare outbust has just burned down his planets capital city and incinerated everyone he ever knew there.

[@arbitrarylib]

dayum dayum DAYUM

[@teddymendonca9975]

What video is that from 😂

[@RTS1]

@@teddymendonca9975 kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmrXcpuued2totk

[@teddymendonca9975]

@@RTS1 thanks!!!!

[@nytrodioxide]

First time I heard him swear

[@bunja9101]

@@teddymendonca9975 it's inspired by the Daym Drops Five Guys review. Daym goes "Dayum, dayum, DAYUM!" when he eats the Five Guys burger.

[@johnnyengligh5773]

0:27 I want to hear his mixtape bad

[@Mojoblitz]

So do I!

[@mazuki7602]

unfortunately it will burn your house

[@user84074]

Do you really? It was a limited release, Australia only. Released in January of 2020 and look what happened...

[@DJG_Studios]

This guy is pretty much how I expected adulting to go when I was younger

[@MrEvacuation15]

2:46 when you realize it’s been 10 years since suite life of Zack and cody

[@Mojoblitz]

lmaoooo

[@marvingonzalez8586]

It is weird how time goes by fast

[@cardimars757]

​@@marvingonzalez8586 10 space days, is 10,000 years on Earth. Or so I've heard from the Grapevine.

[@unsuspiciouschair4501]

Me after 2020 ended

[@Messihaz]

15 :((((

[@Sari36YT]

There's something about 3:15 I love so much. There's a man enjoying his food

[@lunamorada335]

I need to know what the og video is

[@WinstonCropdusty]

We don’t deserve this dude

[@frost6215]

0:04 why dose he look so stressed omg

[@whybotherwithusernames4880]

lemons.

[@enclave2k1]

4:34 Mini reviewbrah is probably the most adorable thing I've ever seen.

[@peachgarden5549]

I genuinely cant tell if he was crying or laughing 😭😭

[@livelife9680]

3:34 The way he just threw the sandwich down kills me

[@robthegobbler]

Helluva thud from it too!

[@pip5188]

1:52 I love his almost cynical demeanor

[@SteleCat]

My favorite clip in this video.

[@vincedibona4687]

My favorite comment is this one. This that I just made. This very one. 👍🏻

[@dannyrodriguez2365]

0:36 I seriously expected him to just walk away from the camera man and start walking on the river

[@edenmusicc]

1:27 lol the paper on the wall just there casually saying hi lol I like that 💀💀

[@qpol]

Hi

[@davida5053]

@@qpol no u

[@Isinforblood]

😂😂😭😭

[@justinevilofficial]

@@qpolhi

[@Toadette2]

I am in love with him but i would be so worried for my parents to meet him ya know? 😂

[@Mojoblitz]

hahaha

[@camerondomingo5141]

Guarantee he will make a great first impression

[@Toadette2]

@@camerondomingo5141 of course hes the perfect man 😌😇

[@allab0ut-fl0wers-74]

My parents would probably hate him, the rest of my family on the other hand would adore him. Lol not that I would care

[@the8419]

Arianna you must have some insane beer burps! 🍺

[@biochicken4174]

Shit got real when he started talking about time

[@CheeseYourself]

0:21 "pizza and slippers" sounds like something God would say before smiting someone

[@MrJedroi258]

God creating Italians

[@teancumpusey3406]

Now THIS guy is who should actually receive the title of most wholesome character.

[@ShemZ664]

He’s wholesome, yet savage.

[@alie_smith]

He might be one of the very few people in the world that can make me genuinely happy

[@JimmyFoxhound]

1:03 is probably my favorite Reviewbrah clip ever. When he breaks and laughs as the cat is cleaning itself I lose it every time. What a legend! 🤣🤣

[@sirraymondluxuryyacht8131]

3:44 - I truly believe his disappointment is immeasurable and his day is ruined - I felt that deep in my soul

[@calimango7926]

The dayum, DAYUM, *DAYUM* made my entire year

[@Skyro.]

2:12 should have been the ending Lmao

[@CodeRed001]

He reminds me of a man taken from the past to experience modern day fast food. He lived in the great depression and food was a luxury. Now he's living the fast food dream.

[@Shy-xm4kn]

That’s exactly how I’ve always thought of him. Some kind of time traveler lol.

[@jgpix1]

My favorite is the one with the cat. We get to see him genuinely laugh. Which is very rare

[@leviscravat1440]

"THIS IS, *REVIEW* "

[@skyfae293]

All of there are hilarious but I can't stop laughing at 4:04 clip.

[@baileymae305]

SAAAMMMEE LMAO

[@jankenharmony404]

"This is...👁️👄👁️... Review!"

[@lvlonegoblin]

How anyone could dislike this man is beyond my understanding

[@Hestia134]

This guy is so fascinating to watch, he reminds me of what a time traveler would look like, it’s almost as if he’s experiencing life through the lens of a very old soul.

[@Darostelijaa]

his existential crisis starting at 2:19 is so funny to me for some reason. the shitty video quality is the icing on top. perfect clip.

[@Lucia-ej5kc]

Now this is quality

[@Mojoblitz]

thanks!

[@BMGiraitis]

I feel bad someone who brings me much joy gets sad at times.

[@Naturally2Sexy]

THIS

[@gabrielneelthayil7236]

"The fact of the matter, is that the drink has a kiwi flavour"

[@rra8973]

His sense of humor is so dry and quick and adorable

[@jaylenlockhart6467]

3:20 I did not expect a Good Times reference from reviewbrah. My delight is immeasurable and my day is improved.

[@Pagter420]

4:33 literally cures your depression.

[@SLiam_Shady]

3:33 PLEASE TELL ME WHAT REVIEW THIS IS.

[@VioletsOnMars]

I'll always and forever be single. Can't love a man more than Reviewbrah.

[@digestiveissue7710]

2:18 unironically made me sad

[@imyourhosttoasto_o9905]

"Pizza in Slippers" Gold.

[@elementz301]

instead of swearing im just gonna say "pizza and slippers!" now

[@moniquerodriguez3013]

well. i kinda wanna talk about bagels.

[@flipstheking6464]

"I kinda want to talk about bagels" I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheJontydavid]

This guy should definitely be scouted as an actor. He's really interesting on camera.

[@doubleas2380]

G W E E N

[@Mojoblitz]

I T Z G W E E N ! :0

[@xosbabymama4703]

Reviewbrah getting excited at how black his tongue was made my day

[@mrkitty777]

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined 🥺

[@itsthefluorescents4777]

My only question , is he taken??? He’s literally my dream man

[@buranopeach5245]

Like where can we find someone like this?

[@itsthefluorescents4777]

@@buranopeach5245 he’s one of a kind 😥

[@Driga_]

But would he take you?

[@MacGuffinExMachina]

I know right, and this isn't me being ironic or joking. He's a one of a kind nice guy and oddly cute.

[@itsthefluorescents4777]

@@MacGuffinExMachina yes!!! I genuinely like him so much! He’s adorable

[@eagleone5456]

I cant tell if this is his true self or a character, but either way every detail is perfect about himself. The Monster Zero in a wine glass, to wearing a blazer, eating fast food in his Prius.

[@arbitrarylib]

This is...review LMAO

[@bestmasterbilly6173]

Reviewbrah seems like he would be a cool hilarious friend to have. Like I’d get tacobell at 2am after finals with this guy and know itd be a good time

[@SirJacob]

2:18 Listening to his most recent podcast talking about time still flying.

[@misanthropik6070]

The thumb of him holding a beer made me appreciate him ever so much more.

[@Cornberry]

It really is like a god sent their child to Earth to live among the common people, and that's reviewbrah.

[@superotterboy7937]

The kind treatment of the rubber duckies has warmed my heart! Much respect to you, eccentric fellow! ☺️

[@Reoko77]

1:04 Draw me like one of your French cats.

[@mike91mdk45]

"DayUM DayUM DAYUUUUM!" Dumbledore said calmly

[@jammer7vvvq691]

KZbin glitched the hell out and instead of playing an ad, paused this video at about 3:05, I waited there in silence until I heard a big explosion and then intense music while I see him just sitting there having an existential crisis.

[@monkeeee]

1:52 looks like the beginning of a found footage horror movie

[@gundamgames6092]

Reviewbrah is a real life Twin Peaks character.

[@femiyr]

I seriously love this guy, I hope Reviewbrah is having a pleasant day

[@jakechapman3161]

How tf do people dislike this guy? Now no matter what happens I’m having a good day.

[@InvasionAnimation]

3:14 I never thought I would see him cussing. I like it!

[@olsonbrandon91]

A man who was obviously raised by his grandparents

[@maloryfunction2260]

0:08 I am in love with the pause before his shock

[@chillykaia]

"And something occured to me: well, you know, I kinda wanna talk about bagels."

[@jankemjunkie6564]

I would legitimately find it an honor to shake this man’s hand.

[@lovelyblueyedliz]

He is truly a character...... original as they come🙃😊

[@CheckOnTheHomies]

This content pleases me. I've been watching the Brah for months now.

[@snowy2420]

"This is..." *stares into the abyss*

[@findingfalkor2434]

2:09 the passive aggression is strong with this bite 🤪🤣

[@uPSIDEdOWN577]

3:32 I’ve never seen him get upset like that 😂😂

[@wasabin2184]

Me when i have nothing to talk about in conversations: 0:50

[@Ctrekoz]

4:16 underrated af

[@arbitrarylib]

This is a really great video

[@haoranxu7915]

I swear reviewbruh can be the most proper and out of pocket person at the same time

[@scarletXlune]

00:13 DJ KHALED IS THAT YOU!!? 😂😂 holding in my laugh at night

[@toniroberts8117]

It took me all of about 30 seconds to realize John did NOT make this 😂 (His cat/energy drink episode is the best) 😂 It’s super cute seeing him as a 16 year old, alone on the holidays, in a formal tuxedo, griping about time flying by though 😂 Haven’t seen that podcast before.

[@idontlikewind.554]

This is an alternate reality where Gollum got his life straight and started a career on KZbin.

[@R4KUZEN]

3:38 baffled, flabbergasted, bewildered, astonished, stupefied, amazed, shocked, staggered, taken aback, dumbfounded, dazed, benumbed, confounded, shaken up, thunderstrucked, flummoxed, agaped, speechless, shell-shocked, staggered, nonplussed, startled, astounded, disappointed, saddened, defeated, besmirched...

[@Kindred_Lamb]

Everyone watching: my satisfaction is immeasurable and my day is saved

[@radnukespeoplesminds]

thinking aout playing this on lop to remind myself that life has meaning

[@veneratlazulum2033]

He's like a kid from the 1920s who's immortal and trying to pretend to be a modern day adult.