Monday Morning Podcast 4-22-24 | Bill Burr

Bill rambles about 'getting too old for this shit', Maynard's birthday show, and blue collar lingo.
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[@doorsofperception772]

I ran into Bill at the Sessanta show and got to shake his hand, awesome moment!

[@4brigger]

Maynard in the thumbnail; ah jeesus Bill, what am in for?

[@shannontreiber1070]

Only reason I clicked on this…Maynard??

[@meh52749]

😄

[@SterlingSimmons22]

He got to see Tool, Puscifer, a perfect circle, AND Primus all in the same concert.

[@il_cavallo_nero5649]

@@SterlingSimmons22wow lucky . I had to pay see. Them separately

[@SterlingSimmons22]

@@il_cavallo_nero5649 when I was at aftershock festival 2016, Tool, Puscifer, and Primus were all there. Separately of course, but was awesome nonetheless.

[@matthewedmundson8758]

It's my birthday today as well. Bill, I've been ill for the last 4 years after a hugely successful teaching career, but am almost up to 95% back on track. I've listened to your shows and the ton of segments you've had on Conan for this past years. You make me laugh hard and feel better about myself .... you admit your faults and always say when you're wrong. You came to St. Louis at the end of March but I couldn't afford tickets so I know I missed out. Anyway, thank u for what you do and know you are touching a lot of lives and hearts with the laughter and happiness. Thank you for your time sir. Matt

[@cliveowen334]

Happy birthday

[@nohatersallowd5709]

Happy belated! & let's get that last 5% outta the way! 💯

[@yaongingyfmm1571]

Ol' Billy witnessed history: Maynard performed with all of his 3 bands at the same concert, for the first time ever!

[@meh52749]

Just to be a fly on the wall, eh?

[@yaongingyfmm1571]

​​​@@meh52749 If we could only be this lucky... that was an istoric event, and Bill was present because he just... could. Him being amazed at the Aemina performence was funny, especially since Danny played on a random drum set 😂 I will be seeing Tool in June, in Budapest, which is the best I can hope for.

[@meh52749]

@@yaongingyfmm1571 ❤ always a good LP

[@yaongingyfmm1571]

​@@meh52749it will be my 2nd time seeing them, saw them 2 years ago also in Budapest, since they are my favorite band it was all I could hope for, and more!

[@meh52749]

@@yaongingyfmm1571 I'd love to check out Budapest

[@IIIRorschachIII]

That reminds me. When I was about 10 years old, I was at a friend's house & was learning to swim in the shallow end. Well, I managed to accidentally get into the deep end & I instantly started to panic. My friend jumped in to save me & his mean ass military dad yelled at him to get the fuck out of the pool! I thought he was just gonna let me drown. But he made his son go get the pool cleaner pole & give it to me & pull me out that way. He sat us down afterward & taught us that you absolutely never get near someone that's in panic mode in water. They'll pull you under trying to get air. You find something that they can grab on to & pull them to safety.

[@nickgarcia610]

Aye it’s my birthday, and I get a Monday morning pod with Billy burr. Great present 🎁

[@DonovanWert]

Happy birthday!!🎂

[@PixieStitchs]

Happy birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉!

[@supermansinger2771]

Happy Birthday!!! Hope it’s awesome and always….. go F*** ya self!! 🎁 ❤️

[@lanceprzybyla7662]

Happy birthday 🎂🎉

[@shannonblanchard8195]

Happy bday🎉 mines tomorrow lol

[@baron0877]

Ol' Billy Bad Memory already forgot that the Leafs won a playoff series last year lol

[@NankerPhelge65]

ya, but they havent beat boston , in a series, since 1959

[@paulhill973]

I'm so glad Bill is such a nice-people person, he rolls out his podcast on F*CKIN MONDAYS!!!! God bless

[@patrickmcguire7929]

🤣Is there ANYONE better at a beautifully sculpting a rant impromptu than Mr. Burr⁉ It's a rhetorical question, I think. He always makes me Smile wide & or LOL.

[@ItsAllinTheDetails1]

“I don’t have time for this shit” Bill🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SurajMajumdar]

I'm going to say Deloitte as DELO-white for rest of my life 😂

[@boboso4705]

Was also there for Sessanta... incredible show.

[@Alexander-fy7gf]

On this date Bill Burr is in top form. What a pleasure. 🔥

[@il_cavallo_nero5649]

Happy 60th birthday to the Renaissance prophet Maynard. 🖤🖤🖤

[@d0ublestr0ker0ll]

Standing on the corner of Malcom X and Danny Glover

[@jadedathena8954]

Of all the episodes to listen to at work, I choose this one.

[@TamK79]

Happy Monday Bill!! ✨🩵💫

[@NankerPhelge65]

🥇

[@Pete_Finch]

Native New Yorker here and everybody I know secretly likes Boston - we especially like the sports rivalries, real or fake

[@ChAMiLLiTaRyCwaLMOB]

The very first bit was golden!!

[@woodpigeon7776]

Love a perfect circle !!

[@alyssatipton5080]

Fking love Tool, APC and Puscifer

[@Luke-ofStoke-Factor]

Happy 60th B-day Maynard!!!!!

[@shannonblanchard8195]

Happy happy joy joy Bill!!!! It’s like listening to pms!! Love it! Tomorrow is my 55th birthday 😊

[@ChrisGR93_TxS]

he talks shit about lethal weapon but i know he likes watching them over and over again.

[@CountGremlin]

It be cool to see Bill in the One Punch Man movie Dan Harmon working on right now 😂

[@alittlecreepywhenyou]

That's actually happening? For real? I'm so far outa the loop.

[@paulhill973]

"They're gonna know what you're planning--" Totally true. What's not true: The rate of decline of society has greatly accelerated and it's not nostalgia making us imagine it.

[@paulhill973]

Great point on the bankers that get paid too much to put peoplebon the street by doing the obvious and untenable

[@scottf3588]

Thank You for the laughs BILLY B.

[@ChatMafiaHeadquarters]

Don't forget the Dallas Cowboys fans!!!

[@FirnzauxBum]

Thanks for checkin in on us, Bill!

[@walkthedon]

Mikey rant was hilarious

[@demitasse22]

Great first 55 seconds I should save this

[@UPL-xl1yz]

If they remake Lethal Weapon 3, please cast Bill as Leo Getz

[@user-ln9kz4xp9t]

I’ve been a tool fan since I was 12 years old and assault is the perfect way to describe their music. And it’s a beautiful assault! Glad you loved it, Bill.

[@KalebMorrow30]

Primus is my absolute favorite band! So cool to hear you talk about them

[@user-zg7wb5wg4s]

Bill's dad and my dad would have been buddies for sure 😂

[@fiyamage]

Tim Ferris advertising on Bill's Podcast is gangsta.

[@nejwapolosi8062]

Halo B we all have dad problems 😅,I don't watch the news, you are the best of telling us 😅

[@calemitchell5764]

Jesus Christ I can’t believe I’m still subbed to this

[@greenderp]

knicks fan? LOL XD

[@Tyler106940]

🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱

[@rorycrabbe7146]

Wtf does that even mean Mikey I'm driving 😂😂😂 💀

[@bodhi9464]

Another entertaining podcast ~ thanks Bill Burrrrrr 🌟🥁🎶🇦🇺

[@zakkholguin3942]

Ah I love Joel McHale, glad y'all had each other in that shit lmfao

[@arthurguillermo]

Sessanta at the bowl was an amazing experience. All 3 bands killed it!

[@therock8288]

Lol . Billy ballsack. When i was a LT in korea, we had this private come in. Airborne, Ranger, Path Finder. Me and the XO were like, "What did you do?" He answered . "You don't wanna know." We just laughed. We didnt ask no more. 100% respect. Man gets busted down. Probably knocked out someone in his command.

[@mnicholeris]

Stop n shop... yeaaah Sommerville baby !!! Lol Dennis Johnson I went to PU in Malibu with that guy in the mid 70s..then he went to the Celtics for a while...good guy

[@constancenoring5232]

Sounds like you rode in the SM if it was 6 cylinders. Very special cars , I'm always pleased to hear someone experience that suspension for the first time

[@dannyphilippo2719]

Billy rode the Citroën DS. Revelutionary thing that was with the hydraulic system. Here in NL it had the nickname Snoek (Pike).

[@chrissaala7914]

Saw sessanta April 12th in Nashville with cameo from Billy strings, fucking amazing experience

[@adammartin6085]

every time I hear a battery car back up I think of the hungry great dane. cheers

[@q6906]

When I hear the fuzz noise before his voice I know that audio quality will be hearable

[@sjohn-th9ok]

Frank Murphy needs to be a guest on the pod more often. baby! baby baby baby baby!! still laughing

[@guyspicks5308]

Bill's always teaching me new things, never knew that Jimmy/Vinnie Cutlets played for the Jets lol

[@gart9680]

Classic Dad comments: I don't have time for this shit, for crying out loud & stop making mountains out of molehills.

[@SatanStoleMyDevilHorns]

48:30 We call that a "30-footer." 🤣

[@Lazymofos]

Good from far, but far from good

[@SatanStoleMyDevilHorns]

@@Lazymofos 🤣

[@joestar6194]

Two of my favorite people in the world are Maynard James Keenan and Bill Burr... I'm in heaven 😊

[@jeffreylewis8019]

Bill, the Leafs won a series last year. They beat Tampa in Round 1. Then lost to Florida, who beat your Bruins in Round 1.

[@NankerPhelge65]

Goooooooo Leafs goooooo !

[@frankmurphyburr3598]

As a Brit I have no idea what this means 😅😅❤

[@jeffreylewis8019]

@@frankmurphyburr3598 The Leafs are a hockey team in the NHL. They are an old team with a devoted fan base. They haven't won the league since 1967, but they often have very good teams. In English football, they would be like Tottenham or Everton (traditionally, not lately). But within Canada, everyone who isn't a Leafs fan thinks the Leafs' fans are insufferable. And the Leafs' fans have something of a persecution complex.

[@NankerPhelge65]

@@jeffreylewis8019 oh yes lol , spurs are a perfect example

[@johnanast3246]

JA - Central Illinois '24 Bill , you fuckin' Stick The Landing...every time. Luv you Big Dawg

[@dmc3079]

I'm actually really really surprised Bill has never seen Tool live.....

[@leeandrews3639]

I'm not. He's an AC/DC fan.

[@colinburroughs9871]

@@leeandrews3639 and has said many times until fairly recently that the Prog bubble goes over his head. I think drumming and getting better at that has maybe improved his ear for that stuff- but he's crapped on Rush/Tool ect more than once.

[@darkoanton5]

Not only have the Toronto Maple Leafs not won a Stanley Cup since 1967, that's the last time they made the finals! The Rangers made the finals in 1950, 1972, and 1979 before they won in 1994.

[@Firm-Tofu-King]

Thanks for mentioning patricio

[@CoolGrapes888]

William must of watched Lethal Weapon 😂

[@ComedianMoGreen]

3:01 that's a metaphor for life accomplishments in general

[@ChatMafiaHeadquarters]

I let the Knicks go after John Starks went 3-18 against Houston 😆

[@patrickmcguire7929]

🤣Is there ANYONE better at a beautifully sculpted rant impromptu than Mr. Burr? It's a rhetorical question, I think. He always makes me Smile wide & or LOL. I edited wrong & 🤷🏻‍♂

[@paulhill973]

I remember that f*ckin Leafs series in 2004! I had an alternation with a bouncer trying to play hero by attempting to haul me off a bustop!! Yeah, Toronto f*ckin SUCKS, brother. Thx 4 bring so brilliantly inclusive in your slamming. This'll be the year for sure!!!

[@EvaOwnsAll]

2:20 Hey, man, they both made captain in the last movie.

[@MattJPert]

Bill “I’m gettin’ too old for this shit” Burr.

[@JPL_6]

Bill hates everything Joe Rogan loves 😂 muscle cars, raptors, ice baths, testosterone replacement the list goes on, their next podcast will be interesting

[@Vivi_9]

JR is a total grifter that's why lol

[@lanceprzybyla7662]

Hi All 🎉 great day 🌞

[@briano6115]

The moment I realized I was getting too old for this shit, it was too late :)

[@ws6texp2]

I flew with beautiful mother to Vegas Thursday to see the scorpions show , that drummer Mikkey Dee was bad ass 🔥🔥check them out if you get a chance RIP James Kottak

[@meh52749]

Haha yeah, puscifer is great, and Maynard is a different level of comedian. Glad you got to see that bud.

[@shannonblanchard8195]

When are you coming to up upstate NY?

[@johnny1173]

John F. Kennedy in the video game nazi zombies says in the Pentagon when he runs out of ammo..."nnnNNNNeeeeed mmMMMMore beans for the CHOWDAH!"

[@zackzack2101]

As a Michigan guy, I’ve always hated the way Midwesterners try to do the Boston accent. Oh, it’s so frivolous.😂

[@darrensanimalsreptilesfish30]

Rangers had a HELL of a first game against the a capitals

[@dv8566]

Leafs won a playoff series last year.

[@Vaporvice84]

@35:00 For real. How can any group of people in this country set a place and time if we're talking to each other on phones and computers and now our cars are tracking us too?

[@robertmaez6706]

Open with a great eulogy! (Next special?)

[@scottf3588]

Billy Righteous. PREACH ;- } HELL'S BROKE LOOSE

[@jamescooper4649]

yo im stoned need to fix computer problems

[@JSGuitar80]

Toronto already had the "curse of Bill Barilko". They had their time to deal with superstitious bullcrap.

[@solearesoul]

Searching the comments to see if any cops responded...

[@codemonkey181]

Dads way back and Mikey, f*ck that’s funny

[@IzzySoDope]

Mikey 😂😂😂

[@ericwatts-et2nl]

"I remember the first time he got stabbed......." Good Christ, amazing.

[@BlizzardDaPup777]

Hey billy boy!

[@Luffo-fr2yw]

R.I.P Mikey 🙏🏻

[@scottdavis1549]

William, I’m born and raised in Toronto, at 55 yrs old I’ve been a Bruins fan 45 years. Sure I wanna see the Buds win the cup.. but they’re freaking depressing… Terry O’Rielly and that era.. anyhow if you’re in the Toronto region. Stop in we’ll watch in game and crack wise.

[@londonmmc]

32:08 😂

[@JohnWilliams-wz9vk]

Happy 60th .Maynard..folks don't know he passed on a West Point .Appointment..

[@blitzevans4273]

Only a Tool would do that😂

[@matthewkelso3280]

Man lol

[@laroark5036]

Too many people causing too many problems .

[@bmuDLuck]

Where’s my 🔧 soldiers!?

[@Ayelord_khory]

We out here

[@seanbatiz6620]

Ol’ Billy B.! Yo, I’m kinda thinkin’ that “I don’t have time for that 💩” vs “I’m too old for that 💩” has to do with a man’s believed ability of STILL being physically capable of takin’ on some smokin’ hot 18/19 year old, long-legged pony intern vs, that point in their life when they are accepting or doubting such ability exists any longer… without ever admitting to either 🤪😂… go fk yrslf! 👍🏻👍🏻 Love ya & all you do!!!

[@nathanleeper505]

Twenty foua

[@mindzeye270]

Bill will you please ask Larry Elder to be on the podcast.

[@BanzaiBoyle9336]

Miss my ginger brother

[@pmac5587]

Series tied at 1 B.

[@AnyTime2055]

The many personalities of Bill Burr….😅