Monkey Dust - Cyclists

Taken from the first series of Monkey Dust (www.imdb.com/ti....

[@MedievalGenie]

"Do not worry, he is biodegradable." This had me wheezing a laugh right there!

[@marekkeram2650]

but that has nothing to do with laughing, I hear such nonsense every day from the European Commission

[@austincromwell]

I love the way his hand merged with the handlebar 🤣

[@Akokaontawu]

*pans to red light* "But now we must go"

[@pickledegg1989]

I cycle everywhere, and have attended the odd Critical Mass in the past, and if anyone takes this sketch personally, it reflects on them more as humourless, arrogant wankers than as cyclists. This is funny.

[@ivanthenotsobad]

We are the cyclists, we are above mere traffic regulations........

[@Lou500]

"Oi, my dog!" "Do not worry, for he is bio-degradable."

[@Micha-xw3os]

0:37 this short part comes from the song "Six Underground" by Sneaker Pimps if you wondered.

[@aliveslice]

Thanks

[@4exgold]

'Costly Coffee' in the background.....quality!

[@augustocordeiro3548]

Love this show, im so glad it aired in Portugal ;)

[@Declixion]

My one, is red.

[@TheLiquidKnight]

Road Tax or Road Fund Licence only pays for the DVLA and nothing more. Council Tax pays for the roads to be neglected.

[@HeyLaserLips]

The blink horizontally. :P

[@chrisfisher6529]

PTSD flashbacks of Cambridge

[@stevep7674]

It's worst now with electric bikes and scooters 😂

[@victortapia9696]

"Leader, there is a traffic jam!"

[@caravanshaker5996]

Spot on.

[@talkir]

It took me getting paralytically drunk and watching this to realise that they blink sideways

[@mikefish8226]

Jeremy Vine and his two clones.

[@fireonawire]

I'm a cyclist but found this very amusing. I don't go through red lights though. Very rarely on the pavement, only if there isn't any room to pass cars stuck in gridlock.

[@markrice23]

I'm all for cyclists over cars in the city but stay off the pavements

[@DaveDexterMusic]

well, if you only go on pavements very rarely then you're only a cunt very rarely

[@markrice23]

@@DaveDexterMusic 🔩 on the 🙆‍♂️

[@Decrepit_biker]

For you are above mere traffic regulations

[@sharperguy]

I didn't get this until moving to Berlin.

[@user-br3bw7wr2l]

sharperguy would love to live in Berlin, what part do you live in ?

[@Beedo_Sookcool]

Very, very accurate, and therefore hilarious.

[@kingkoopa64]

This wasnt a joke video,but a warning

[@qwertzuiopasdfish]

Just like the Paris Olympics was and nobody understands 😢

[@DaveDexterMusic]

being sent down a ptsd rage-hole to the time when I crossed at a green light and a cyclist ran through and hit me, then pulled over afterwards and threatened to headbutt me for walking in front of him a top 5 candidate for "moments I wish I could relive as an older, more confident human"

[@mickeywandeh]

In the third part, which is not shown here, the music when they return to their hive is Radian by Air.

[@pawelmazgaj6709]

Dude i was looking for this over 10 years.

[@lisetteeliseparis7070]

Ha ha, just the watched the French movie episode and now this. And this is exactly how 'cyclists' act, right on.

[@kevincarter2020]

Npcs from the last decade

[@Catcrumbs]

No such thing as 'road tax'. Churchill dispensed with it in the 30s. Still funny though.

[@orwellboy1958]

Maybe not in name but its still here.

[@Catcrumbs]

@@orwellboy1958 Nope. In the UK there is no tax that is levied solely for the purposes of road construction and maintenance, which was the defining feature of Road Tax, when it existed.

[@mattouli]

Don't worry he's biodegradeable! There's been a few yappy little dogs I'd love to do that to lol What you're calling "Road tax" (VED) doesn't pay for the roads though...

[@Wombat-cp6no]

And on a bicycle, seeing from the other side... "By greeting me you are disturbing me. I am a motorist. I drive the pinnacle of technology and the whole purpose for which this road, these traffic signals and the world we live in exists, a CAR (hallowed be thy name). You ignore the laws, as I ignore them by expecting you to ride on the sidewalk. My priority in all things is not something I take but my birthright and which shall be usurped by no one, certainly not a pedestrian on the spindly metal toy I gave up long ago as a child. I paid for this road, unlike pedestrians and bicyclists (?) who have no place here. Although my worst risk from either is likely inconvenience while theirs is injury and death, delaying my mission to reach my destination is by far the worst possibility of all and I hate both of you, and all other motorists including motorcycles, mopeds, scooters and even smaller cars for existing in my world. Blocking my path, impeding my journey makes all of you deserving of whatever befalls you. Good day to you sir, I said GOOD DAY!" Power window, up.

[@Transportation-Master-Race]

Word!

[@DartzIRL]

I love cyclists. I love the crunch they make when they go under the wheels

[@DagAWag]

*Laughs* This is awesome. Even though I ride a bike, I despise cyclists.

[@MrLambdaMan]

Me too...sigh...me too

[@divirix]

I'm a CYCLIST too!

[@davh1231]

costly coffee at 0.47...lol

[@plinkman0]

These guys are one their way to a Critical Mass event to achieve peak smug.

[@JustMe-ts8bn]

Jeremy Vine

[@JamesPlaysGames95]

damn. i remember seeing this scene when i was a kid. also i thought there was another skit of the cyclists going up a hill and failing to get up it? Was there another adult british cartoon where there was a kid called jimmy with his suicidal step dad or was that also from the same show? i cant remember

[@edwardmoses1964]

JamesPlaysGames95 It’s the same series. The kid was called Timmy.

[@TheKrimzonGuard]

"Road Tax" pays for fuel emissions, not roads... And even if it did pay for roads, how much wear and tear do cyclists cause exactly?!

[@Kinjiro89]

found the cyclist

[@TheKrimzonGuard]

Ahh, you got me! [Tries to cycle away but can't accelerate fast enough]

[@Kinjiro89]

*pedaling intensifies*

[@tim3854]

+TheKrimzonGuard Don't worry about waiting for the lights to change

[@TheKrimzonGuard]

tim3854 Wayyy ahead of you, I cycle on the pavement to get around lights ;)

[@fixtron483]

What song is that at 40 seconds?

[@cillian2971]

In Your Eyes by Kylie Minogue.

[@thezec]

she sounded really pissed off about her dog didn't she?

[@Conquestidore]

the well known 'group', with its common goals and aims, made up of cyclists

[@VonAlphaBisZulu]

Leader, we must return to the hive

[@MacJaxonManOfAction]

Completely unrealistic - they didn't pull anyone up on anything!

[@xyzmedia5161]

They look like the NPC meme

[@metalink21]

I need the name of the song that plays in the background during the second scene. ._.

[@Obsiqax]

/watch?v=stIApimToOI

[@Cd5ssmffan]

kylie minogue - in your eyes

[@segano1]

I love the crunching sound cyclists make when you drive over them..very satisfying.

[@85szabolcs]

Hey, aren't these cyclists related to the Twins from Superjail?

[@vovin8132]

Yes, probably. Ask the Time Police

[@blackhawk18810]

O_o wow

[@Cliffjumper24]

Unfortunately, for every cyclist that does, it's an excuse for some idiot on the web to justify the unsafe driving of some fool in a car... as if two wrongs make a right.

[@lennykk]

baaaaaaaahahaa

[@hyperx72]

*Calls Cyclist hypocrites for how bikes are made, when talking about cars that are by default always more expensive, complex, and environmentally damaging than bikes. Cyclists are hypocrites for being dangerous to others, while cars are by default always way more, with less of a risk of the car occupants actually facing physical harm from recklessness. Cyclists are hypocrites because of their clothes, while pretending that all clothes aren't produced from some form of exploitation.*

[@garbagecan6969]

woosh

[@Beedo_Sookcool]

Yeah, but car drivers don't often drive on the pavement to go around red lights anywhere NEAR as often as cyclists do.

[@hyperx72]

@@Beedo_Sookcool Bicycles don't kill other people when they make mistakes as often as cars do.

[@Beedo_Sookcool]

@@hyperx72 What does that have to do with the price of fish? We're talking about how cyclists can be jerks, not automotive statistics. Stick to the topic at hand and leave the WhatAboutisms to low-tier politicians and tabloid readers.

[@hyperx72]

@@Beedo_Sookcool I know that cyclists can be jerks, but so can car drivers, and I'm pointing out how much more dangerous and deadly the consequences of bad driving are. My original argument is calling out a whataboutism actually, since this sketch tries to paint bicycles as environmentally damaging while ignoring cars that are far worse in every conceivable metric.

[@mefpazur]

Ah yes, roadies...

[@Spjungen]

XD bio-degradable...

[@hotelmario510]

Road tax pays for everything, not just roads. Common misconception. Also, it is extremely funny to see vroomcels seethe at the notion that their 2-ton murderboxes might be less privileged in the near future

[@blackroberts6290]

proud public transportation-cel here

[@IvanKorsinsky]

You glow

[@OfLanceTheLonginus]

“Vroomcels” If this was meant unironically, you are the definition of a clown

[@bmeghani88]

What a load of rubbish.

[@1CasuConsulto]

I must say, I do feel quite full of myself when I bypass traffic. I even start blinking sideways.

[@1CasuConsulto]

@aroundtheworlda It's only comedy, relax :)

[@FreebyrdFayelanx]

My one, is red.