Monkey Island 3: The Curse of Monkey Island Walkthrough part 7

Part 3: Three Sheets to the Wind
Insult sword fighting. By this point, I'd already defeated some pirates and learned a few insults. Here's a list of all insults and comeback:
Every enemy I have met, I've annihilated.
With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.
I look that much like your fiancee?
Killing you would be justifiable homicide.
Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
You're the ugliest monster ever created.
If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet.
When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless filet.
Would you like to be buried or cremated?
With you around, I'd rather be fumigated.
Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified.
Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.
At least mine can be identified.
You can't match my witty repartee.
I could, if you would use some breath spray.
I have never seen such clumsy swordplay.
You would have, but you were always running away.
En Garde! Touche!
Oh, that is so cliche.
Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated.
Too bad they're all fabricated.
I can't rest 'til you've been exterminated.
Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
I'll leave you devastated, mutilated, and peforated.
Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.
Heaven preseve me! You look like something that's died!
The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
I'll hound you night and day.
Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!
Thanks for watching :)

[@artasoral2314]

Fantastic, Imho the greatest point and click adventure game ever made.

[@AdventureGameFan8]

I agree!

[@andrewrivera190]

Holy frick! The music for the segment is insane. It has a bit of urgency to it and it just makes this part so much more epic.

[@IDyce88]

that is fair enough, to get all the insults and all the rest...takes forever

[@scottieburgess2197]

(me whenever theres a sword fight) BUURRRNN!

[@inrii]

Thank you for not talking over it!

[@AdventureGameFan8]

I'm glad that you like my style!

[@whiteknight12992]

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