Monologue: Emma Stone on Attracting Nerdy Fans - SNL

Emma Stone talks about her nerdy fans from the movies she's done, and is pestered by nerds in the audience who want to make out with her, including her Superbad costars Jonah Hill (Bobby Moynihan) and Michael Cera (Taran Killam). [Season 36, 2010]
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[@VaskoHElenov]

OMG Michael Cera impression was spot-on woow ... that was hilarious :)

[@revolrtol]

I thought that was Jesse Eisenberg because that's exactly how he talks

[@robinbillett956]

Morty right there.

[@vafanapoli5396]

It was an impression?

[@darricktv9857]

I’m late but it sounded jjjjusttt like him!!!!! 😂😭😂

[@rileygray1556]

I didn’t really think it was that great?(not trying to start and an argument)

[@saintapoc4031]

Jonah Hill and Michael Cera impressions had me on the floor!

[@conorwade2535]

The sudden realization that I am one those nerds that is attracted to Emma Stone :/

[@dooleh84]

Everyone who likes women is attracted to Emma Stone.

[@warbrothers7745]

Lol

[@herbcruz4697]

I'm nerdy, but I'm NOT attracted to her.

[@Sunshine-uu1lb]

Congratulations on 666 likes 6 years later!

[@bringmethatcoffee5235]

Did you come to the conclusion bc you as well, wanted to make out with her? XD

[@DrWh1teCat]

That Micheal Cera impression was pretty spot-on.

[@Dr3amtime]

Kinda interchangeable with a Mickey Mouse impression.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? MLS NFL

[@thebackpainmiracle]

The only funny part, while the rest was just stone’s narcissism.

[@tomwilson2112]

@@thebackpainmiracle It's not narcissism when it's true.

[@icex8686]

More like Michael Cera trying to be Jesse Eisenberg

[@ricelad8664]

*“SaLuTaTiOnS”*

[@Hellwyck]

You're called "Rice Lad", you can't take the piss out of anyone.

[@edabakb]

Oh my God! The Michael Cera impersonation is PRICELESS!

[@PopeLando]

I'm watching this again because I can't get enough of Kenan saying "I thank you for your time."

[@necross23]

It was soooo well delivered

[@utubeape]

it had a hint of Eric Cartman being polite

[@mnorth1351]

I watch it over and over again, trying to figure out why it's so funny. I can't figure it out - but each time I burst out laughing!

[@jasonhendricks8587]

Keenan has the greatest ability to make normal lines way more funny

[@lennywright5655]

I’d ask Emma Stone, since this was shot, what’s it like looking back after years of a successful career and the multiple times you hosted SNL, as you matured as an actress and a woman..... Emma Stone: “No, I will not make out with you”. ........ I thank you for your time.

[@ebola_smalldick2256]

Lol, same.

[@spthibault]

Agreed. Emphatically.

[@cl759]

That was awesome, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maxleyvaarias3530]

Can anybody say what they said? Pleaseee

[@maxleyvaarias3530]

Only subtitles

[@a.k.a8992]

She attracts more than nerds. She is tall red head and hot. Simple as that

[@parnikagupta2964]

reminds me of donna from suits

[@adamczubaszek9379]

1,68 is tall? I mean, its not short but also not sure if tall

[@Martoto94]

She’s not that hot either. Always thought she’s overrated in terms of looks. Just my opinion ofc

[@ThunderBlastvideo]

She should have been black widow 0_0

[@maro8D]

@@Martoto94 Hot enough for a nerd tho!

[@Satrthere]

emma stone is basically everything a friend/partner could want in a person. :))

[@jeanphillippemercier4036]

And you say that because you know her personally and not simply judging by how she appears on live tv, and how she acts in movies of course? Pst, protip here. Celebs often turn out to be a whoooole lot different than how they act towards the public.

[@Satrthere]

Jean Phillippe Mercier that might be but we'll never know will we? so i'm just going to have to go along with what I got. ;)

[@jeanphillippemercier4036]

Just saying, be careful about putting all that hope and belief in a person you don't know, when I bet there's tons of people around you and in your life, that you should look up to even more.

[@Satrthere]

Jean Phillippe Mercier well thank you. that's nice of you to remind. i try to do both :)

[@casperchristensen8354]

supadox That statement is so shallow, I dont think Id even get my feet wet if I stepped in it.

[@Nin13666]

ROFL. That Michael Cera is spot on!

[@reececleaver958]

andy samberg is a genius. all he said was "salutations" And i laughed my ass off

[@TheDroneGeek]

The Michael Cera impression was FANTASTIC. Jonah Hill's needed some work within the context of Super Bad. His character talked in fast, anxious blocks most of the time he was dealing with any type of nervousness.

[@conorwade2535]

Also, I lose my shit every time Taran Killam busts out his Michael Cera impersonation

[@quententrollip1177]

fuckin hes a god of acting! brilliant!!

[@Laura-wj8ti]

Emma’s so chill. Like she would be an amazing friend fr

[@xpez9694]

millions of people feel that way and when you try to make your worlds connect... thats when you turn into a stalker fan! good luck! LOL

[@bensmith8806]

1) As a nerd, I'm a little offended at how nerds are being portrayed 2) I have to grudgingly admit that this really is uncomfortablly close to the mark for how a lot of us behave. It is a very weird sensation to feel both of those things at the same time.

[@marcusburger1523]

3) I want to show you this powerpoint presentation tu further enhance my point. Don't take it serious it's fuckin comedy It's always over the top otherwise it wouldn't be funny. But there is always a core of truth.

[@RunaurufuOfficial]

@@marcusburger1523 yet feeding on stereotypes is something what we shall do not. Anyway it was from 2013... much different world from current one

[@silverco2560]

If it’s true it is not wrong

[@editae._3424]

@@marcusburger1523 r/woooosh

[@BradyPostma]

Offended by Truth: the title of my autobiography. Also, yes, I am a nerd. I don't actually want Emma Stone to make out with me, though. I'm a happily married nerd.

[@vidurawijerathna1964]

LMAO i died at Andy Samberg

[@quiltface83]

my condolences

[@warbrothers7745]

Andy actually toppedmBill Hader in this one ,’andmgoeh darn that is saying something because Bill knocked it out of the park!!

[@DeathByLego]

Yeh she died as Gwen too 😭😭

[@Blaisem]

He was perfect

[@Dayvit78]

You mean Jake Peralta, undercover?

[@connorcalder8191]

Nerds love Emma, No everyone loves Emma

[@VishwajithSaminathan]

You are goddamn right.

[@AMIGITTURTLE]

+Vishwajith Saminathan so what the hell you gonna say then!!!

[@tomylim6022]

Not everyone is nerd?

[@Azizlol9]

+The Sushi Cat ummmm she IDOLIZES Meryl you dumbass

[@Azizlol9]

+Talha Rasool nobody gives a shit what you think neither does she

[@ananya_maz]

Andy’s portrayal and character in this is the best thing I’ve seen.

[@TauRhoX]

Michael's impression was amazing. And the girl laughing so hard behind him did it even better :)

[@darrenskjoelsvold]

Excuse me but nerds don't just love Emma Stone. They also have a thing for Emma Watson. Basically if you're am Emma and attractive you will be adored by nerds.

[@faytleingod4848]

It must be something mysterious about that name. Where is the brave person who can make a Power Point Presentation about this intriguing phenomenon?

[@PopeLando]

Emilys too. Blunt and Watson.

[@darrenskjoelsvold]

@@PopeLando yup

[@grim_2000]

@@PopeLando Emma Stone's real name is Emily btw

[@NJGuy1973]

@@PopeLando Emily Deschanel: Am I a joke to you?

[@clarkparker4860]

Killer Michael Cera impression

[@marksoquetjr4693]

That one sealed it for me.

[@Mr.Beauregarde]

Its funny, she doesn't even know that spiderman is toast

[@FiskpisksniskliskNps]

Who else wanted to hear the rest of the powerpoint? #reasonNr58

[@dakotabennett9601]

Sadik Radhi me I was more wondering what happened to reasons 1-57 lol

[@pontageek]

michael cera & jonah hill bit are dead on

[@playerone6995]

Emma Stone: No, I will not make out with you Me: what about if we star in a movie together and I'm a nerd and you have to make out with me Emma Stone: ok, sure Me: yesss

[@samking9293]

Damn, why didn't i think of that!

[@LackaDaisyUK]

is there any way to see Emma's LA power point presentation???

[@rmw.4079]

are you insane?

[@LackaDaisyUK]

***** I know, it would be just really so interesting to see what she'd said to her parents, that they let her become an actress :)

[@rmw.4079]

D.Raffael ok :) just imagine what you would say. Assuming your parents weren't the smartest.

[@LackaDaisyUK]

I have absolutely no clue, that's why I'm interested. Parents mostly only approve if you decide to become a doctor, or journalist or something you need a degree for.

[@rmw.4079]

well, think about it. smart parents would never agree to such a longshot, even though it worked in this case. Could a PPP change your mind if it were your kids?

[@SpadePyro]

God 2010 was like... in the past. That's crazy

[@ZecVal]

Uhm, question: did you mean 2013?

[@SpadePyro]

@@ZecVal Nah this is from season 36, in 2010. It was posted in 2013

[@ZecVal]

@@SpadePyro ah I see, my bad 😅

[@SpadePyro]

Xeclar no worries!! It definitely happens a lot, I’m sure

[@ZecVal]

@@SpadePyro yeah, SNL isn't a thing in Sweden 😅

[@marthaviracocha2040]

She has a lovely voice.

[@Daisypetal100]

Taran Killam's impersonation of Michael Cena is hilarious 😂

[@FishoD]

Taran Killam and his impressions. Scarily accurate. Oh my god so accurate.

[@ImiClarke97]

I thank you for your time

[@shomba14]

I LOVE HER!!! Andrew Garfield is one lucky lucky bastard...

[@sahermerchant]

shomba14 not anymore

[@slightlywarmribena8171]

More like Emma is lucky to have him

[@slightlywarmribena8171]

Also, Andrew isn’t a bastard. He has a father, u dumbass

[@thisisajang]

Mary K you ain't speaking American, ain't ya?

[@slightlywarmribena8171]

Ajang Rohmana um I’m British? And how can I speak American? I’m pretty sure American isn’t a language..

[@AshrafAnam]

Hey I edit Wikipedia too, am I a nerd? Well, more importantly, will she make out with me?

[@thekub32]

Negatory.

[@AshrafAnam]

Dwayne Johnson I thank you for your comment

[@thekub32]

Ashraf Anam Not a problem bhai. :D

[@krombopulos_michael]

Depends which Wikipedia pages

[@steelleey7263]

Emma Stone attracting nerds? More like *Bore: Ragnarok*

[@christopher.tomins2001]

Unexpected Kevin reference

[@steelleey7263]

For our dear leader, Jim Pickens.

[@TrippyTV13]

All hail the dear leader

[@imperialfish454]

Well this is the last place I expected to see this reference

[@steelleey7263]

Nonsense, our dear leaders cult has expanded beyond any of our comprehension, so I'm not surprised to see this comment anywhere, more of a refreshing sense.

[@yaarabash]

best Micheal Cera ever!

[@coosoorlog]

I thank you for your time!

[@hqcf]

WOW that was sick! Andy Samberg was hilarious and the Michael Cera impression hahahaha

[@isabelateles7905]

not only nerds love her. EVERYBODY LOVES EMMA STONE

[@ApoelUltrasPsychoFan]

IM IN REAL LOVE WITH EMMA STONE

[@Hollyweed1]

My face the entire video: -__-

[@cuppiecupsters]

2:14 - me trying to tell people why I should meet Emma Stone

[@Mad77max77]

it's so good to see them all having so much fun XD much better than anything else we can see on Tv

[@bridgerparker4275]

Really funny to me that she made the joke about moving to LA always working out but then later was in la la land

[@Phi1618033]

She ended up marrying one of the SNL writers, so, yeah, she likes the nerds.

[@dreamworksgoal]

Who?

[@jinbosany1890]

That "yes" on 1:21. so cute and funny xaxxaxxaxaa

[@bionicRod]

Saw the thumbnail. "Man she's pretty." Saw the title of the video. "Goddamn it."

[@cusseri]

Don't forget that Peter Parker is a nerd too xD

[@sumonkay]

One of best monologues ever on SNL.

[@dale4039]

i guess i'm a nerd then, man i love Emma her smile never fails to brighten my day, she's my all time celeb crush

[@akhil29897]

“SoFar” - Such a Peralta thing to say xD

[@Daisypetal100]

I really thought Bobby Moynihan was Jonah Hill. Lol. Great job Bobby. Him and Taran Killam are so funny in this sketch. Taran Killam does the funniest impersonations of everyone.

[@ahsansiddiqui4263]

michael cera impersonation is dead on

[@hannagramme]

The littles moves at the end. She killed me.

[@sebastiansoto3826]

Who wouldn't make up with Emma Stone she is beautiful

[@blahblahsen1142]

i'm not even a nerd, but i'd consider converting for her. star wars is kinda nerdy,. i like most of them. i graduated college, i own a computer chair, how close am i gettin here?

[@aForkfulOfGold]

Did you play a trading card game growing up, or better yet are to this day still in possession of said cards? This would elevate you further.

[@clementbaril1167]

You should also try to learn about extended universe of whatever you want by reading any kind of wiki

[@over8124]

"ah so you're familiar with the powerpoint format"

[@AngryDuck9]

The most amazing thing about this video was how when she walked on stage she did a little shoulder bounce and clap that were exactly in sync with the drum behind her. Its really kinda creepy when you look at it.

[@HanzieTay]

Taran's impression hahaha

[@TheEpicImpaler]

4:27 Shake it, Emma! SHAKE. IT.

[@sadieparvin2448]

She have all the qualities that a person should have

[@jaideepsagar7773]

Man! That was an awesome Micheal Cera impersonation

[@FedorKai]

I'm a nerd, and i do love Emma Stone

[@palacioed17]

She has amazing comedic timing. :)

[@evyalley]

Emma Stone is a minor crush of mine but watching more of these could bump her up.

[@seen921]

so spot on, Cera & Hill. And the powerpoint presentation ---- Emma is amazing

[@machiavelli8119]

gotta love the outdated nerd stereotype

[@augustusstark]

IKR...

[@samuelraji8343]

That's why I still believe in the braindead good looking people stereotype. Which is almost always true?

[@MitchellTF]

...Eh, it's kinda necessary. If they didn't go over the top the bit wouldn't work.

[@MitchellTF]

...On second thought? They could have had her go "There's nothing wrong with being a nerd..." And then panned to the outdated stereotype. ...Now, if they'd had Vin Diesal present...

[@danieljensen2626]

There definitely are nerds like this who creep on actresses/women in general. I know people who are like this. Obviously there are lots of other types of nerds too, but this type still tends to draw a lot of negative attention.

[@logansimmons3199]

This Michael Cera impression is ON POINT!!!

[@eviemayyy]

0:48 I’m 14 and want to peruse and acting career. Thanks for the advice emma 😂

[@WhiskeyBrewer]

The monologue was alright, better than Patrick Stewart's, but I did love her little dance at the end

[@EvilRobotChicken]

This sketch was about you.

[@EvilRobotChicken]

I misspelled "us", sorry.

[@ethanduffy9720]

I'm offensive and I find this a nerd.

[@ZosiaSamosiaOo]

nobody cares cause youre a ginger

[@ethanduffy9720]

A natural ginger, unlike Emma Stone.

[@ToinyBoyZz]

Ethan Duffy burn lol

[@Doc-hp5wf]

@@ethanduffy9720 yeah they can suck it becoz nerds rule the world , but that was funny

[@lordabhijith]

This actually hurt me 😂❤️🙋. Thank you for your time.

[@Rxmzy]

She danced at the end with no music 🤣

[@FerrerZorola]

I wonder if the SNL team knows the definition of MONOlogue...

[@theBakinNoob]

+Luis Enrique Ferrer Zorola haha that comment made my day :DD

[@cobrax236]

Yeah but that is just what this part of the show is called, It got a fix name.

[@ExileOnDaytonStreet]

Who cares. Was it entertaining?

[@bigbirdmusic8199]

@@ExileOnDaytonStreet Yeah, the other ACTUAL comedians doing all the work? That was funny. This isn't a "monologue" its a skit with comedians (featuring emma stone)

[@jamesf9610]

Well I've never considered myself a nerd but damn am I attracted to Emma she is soooo gorgeous. I already loved redheads and she is just the damn finest red I've ever seen

[@Sithedd]

SNL had a pretty decent cast at this period in time..

[@bepowerification]

so Emma's wedding is still postponed. there still is a chance I can marry her! I am so happy. I even told my friends on IRC but I am not a nerd.

[@voldlifilm]

I came here for the Emma, but I was blown away by the Cera impression!

[@akshaybhanot9257]

that black geek was hilarious. like for him. LOVE for emma.!

[@2501aza]

This was 10000 times better than I thought it was gonna be

[@BDUBZ49]

She's too beautiful and funny and cool.

[@areyoufriendly]

Best ‘questions from the audience’ bit I know of. 🥇

[@Xaminer003]

Emma Stone is one of those few actresses that come along and who is liked by everyone, just the right setting. looks good, seems nice, good actress, and also important, not shoved in your face by her fans. which I can't say for J-law

[@jjprentiss9192]

I may be a nerd but I’m attracted to Emma Stone and that’s not bad

[@rvrmdude]

I love emma . my girlfriend hates her . LOl

[@jackdanksterdawson112]

Riveriux Phenom u shld break up

[@purvashdangi1502]

Break up with your asshole girlfriend

[@rvrmdude]

@@purvashdangi1502 she was . I did. Long time ago.

[@purvashdangi1502]

@@rvrmdude lmao definitely you would have its like 7 years hahaha and now emma has an oscar along with 2 other oscar nominations

[@rvrmdude]

@@purvashdangi1502 yeah such an enthusiastic reply for a seven year old comment is crazy funny. Really puts things into perspective too. Alot has changed, mostly for the better. :)

[@v_srikanth]

Can anyone please tell me what is the type of music playing on the start of every SNL monologue? I love it!

[@ethanwatson6131]

that michael cera impression was incredible

[@Blackronin357]

I thank you for you time! Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@themadtitan7603]

That Micheal Cera impersonation tho!

[@aeyan747]

It boggles the mind why they didn’t just cast her as Mary Jane Watson. It’s understandable that other contracts were in question, but nevertheless, the studio totally dropped the ball on not casting her.

[@hastesin]

She now has two Oscars.

[@Elias_Veine_Wiig]

The clock at 00:00, just disappears. Where did it go? See at 00:17, it’s nowhere to be seen.

[@abbygailshun399]

Taylor swifts monologue was basically the best esp since she wrote it herself. Ahem 👸

[@faitesattention5547]

The music is on point👍

[@b-m4905]

Took mehr like 10 seconds to realize it's Andy Samberg 😂

[@MrStensnask]

I LOVE it when that guy plays Michael Cera! Haha!

[@kaktotak8267]

So the message is: it's bad to be a nerd. If you are a nerd, all your favours to a girl will be appreciated, but you will never get her love, because you are a nerd. Basically, nerds are like moderately cute pets to a girl. They do cute and funny things sometimes, like when they try to get a girl to date them. But they are still not as cute as cats and puppies, though they can do favours that dogs can't, and can thus be more useful. And obviously nerds and normal people should never copulate, because that would be like bestiality or smth. Ew. Thank you, SNL, for reminding me why I hated school so much.

[@DavidvdGulik]

I completely agree that girls who notice someone with below-average social skills and self-confidence should not abuse their 'power' over them, but girls don't owe any nerd anything. Ever considered that the nerdy type dress-sense, style and behaviour might be endearing but not all that attractive to most girls? Just because you do something nice for someone doesn't mean that in return the have to be attracted to you.

[@giulioytpr]

Is it so remarkable the difference between "nerds" and "normal people" in the USA?

[@Justin-tp1mx]

@@giulioytpr In school yes, otherwise not as much

[@Danneleet]

Oor pick someone in your own league? I dont look bad but I can still see when Im out leagued

[@doingtime20]

I know there are already many comments on it, but man that Michael Cera impersonation, I'm amazed.

[@StewartFletcher]

That Michael Cera is outstanding

[@juancarlosmendozacastro9043]

OMG! Everybody loves her!