Monologue: Emma Stone on Attracting Nerdy Fans - SNL

Emma Stone talks about her nerdy fans from the movies she's done, and is pestered by nerds in the audience who want to make out with her, including her Superbad costars Jonah Hill (Bobby Moynihan) and Michael Cera (Taran Killam). [Season 36, 2010]
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[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

I love how all the nerds in this sketch are polite and respectful.

[@calliehilbert]

They usually are irl too

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

@@calliehilbert Like all groups of humans, some are and some aren't.

[@CrashHoax]

Stereotypical nerds trying to talk to a pretty girl irl don't much go in for negging...

[@RamchandPhagoo]

@@calliehilbert I thank you for your solidarity.

[@eatfastnoodle]

these are nerds, not incels

[@VaskoHElenov]

OMG Michael Cera impression was spot-on woow ... that was hilarious :)

[@revolrtol]

I thought that was Jesse Eisenberg because that's exactly how he talks

[@robinbillett956]

Morty right there.

[@vafanapoli5396]

It was an impression?

[@darricktv9857]

I’m late but it sounded jjjjusttt like him!!!!! 😂😭😂

[@rileygray1556]

I didn’t really think it was that great?(not trying to start and an argument)

[@conorwade2535]

The sudden realization that I am one those nerds that is attracted to Emma Stone :/

[@dooleh84]

Everyone who likes women is attracted to Emma Stone.

[@warbrothers7745]

Lol

[@herbcruz4697]

I'm nerdy, but I'm NOT attracted to her.

[@Sunshine-uu1lb]

Congratulations on 666 likes 6 years later!

[@bringmethatcoffee5235]

Did you come to the conclusion bc you as well, wanted to make out with her? XD

[@ricelad8664]

*“SaLuTaTiOnS”*

[@Hellwyck]

You're called "Rice Lad", you can't take the piss out of anyone.

[@DrWh1teCat]

That Micheal Cera impression was pretty spot-on.

[@Dr3amtime]

Kinda interchangeable with a Mickey Mouse impression.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? MLS NFL

[@thebackpainmiracle]

The only funny part, while the rest was just stone’s narcissism.

[@tomwilson2112]

@@thebackpainmiracle It's not narcissism when it's true.

[@icex8686]

More like Michael Cera trying to be Jesse Eisenberg

[@saintapoc4031]

Jonah Hill and Michael Cera impressions had me on the floor!

[@PopeLando]

I'm watching this again because I can't get enough of Kenan saying "I thank you for your time."

[@necross23]

It was soooo well delivered

[@utubeape]

it had a hint of Eric Cartman being polite

[@mnorth1351]

I watch it over and over again, trying to figure out why it's so funny. I can't figure it out - but each time I burst out laughing!

[@jasonhendricks8587]

Keenan has the greatest ability to make normal lines way more funny

[@edabakb]

Oh my God! The Michael Cera impersonation is PRICELESS!

[@a.k.a8992]

She attracts more than nerds. She is tall red head and hot. Simple as that

[@parnikagupta2964]

reminds me of donna from suits

[@adamczubaszek9379]

1,68 is tall? I mean, its not short but also not sure if tall

[@Martoto94]

She’s not that hot either. Always thought she’s overrated in terms of looks. Just my opinion ofc

[@ThunderBlastvideo]

She should have been black widow 0_0

[@maro8D]

@@Martoto94 Hot enough for a nerd tho!

[@Satrthere]

emma stone is basically everything a friend/partner could want in a person. :))

[@jeanphillippemercier4036]

And you say that because you know her personally and not simply judging by how she appears on live tv, and how she acts in movies of course? Pst, protip here. Celebs often turn out to be a whoooole lot different than how they act towards the public.

[@Satrthere]

Jean Phillippe Mercier that might be but we'll never know will we? so i'm just going to have to go along with what I got. ;)

[@jeanphillippemercier4036]

Just saying, be careful about putting all that hope and belief in a person you don't know, when I bet there's tons of people around you and in your life, that you should look up to even more.

[@Satrthere]

Jean Phillippe Mercier well thank you. that's nice of you to remind. i try to do both :)

[@casperchristensen8354]

supadox That statement is so shallow, I dont think Id even get my feet wet if I stepped in it.

[@Nin13666]

ROFL. That Michael Cera is spot on!

[@lennywright5655]

I’d ask Emma Stone, since this was shot, what’s it like looking back after years of a successful career and the multiple times you hosted SNL, as you matured as an actress and a woman..... Emma Stone: “No, I will not make out with you”. ........ I thank you for your time.

[@ebola_smalldick2256]

Lol, same.

[@spthibault]

Agreed. Emphatically.

[@cl759]

That was awesome, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maxleyvaarias3530]

Can anybody say what they said? Pleaseee

[@maxleyvaarias3530]

Only subtitles

[@vidurawijerathna1964]

LMAO i died at Andy Samberg

[@quiltface83]

my condolences

[@warbrothers7745]

Andy actually toppedmBill Hader in this one ,’andmgoeh darn that is saying something because Bill knocked it out of the park!!

[@DeathByLego]

Yeh she died as Gwen too 😭😭

[@Blaisem]

He was perfect

[@Dayvit78]

You mean Jake Peralta, undercover?

[@conorwade2535]

Also, I lose my shit every time Taran Killam busts out his Michael Cera impersonation

[@quententrollip1177]

fuckin hes a god of acting! brilliant!!

[@reececleaver958]

andy samberg is a genius. all he said was "salutations" And i laughed my ass off

[@connorcalder8191]

Nerds love Emma, No everyone loves Emma

[@VishwajithSaminathan]

You are goddamn right.

[@AMIGITTURTLE]

+Vishwajith Saminathan so what the hell you gonna say then!!!

[@tomylim6022]

Not everyone is nerd?

[@Azizlol9]

+The Sushi Cat ummmm she IDOLIZES Meryl you dumbass

[@Azizlol9]

+Talha Rasool nobody gives a shit what you think neither does she

[@hastesin]

She now has two Oscars.

[@TheDroneGeek]

The Michael Cera impression was FANTASTIC. Jonah Hill's needed some work within the context of Super Bad. His character talked in fast, anxious blocks most of the time he was dealing with any type of nervousness.

[@clarkparker4860]

Killer Michael Cera impression

[@marksoquetjr4693]

That one sealed it for me.

[@Laura-wj8ti]

Emma’s so chill. Like she would be an amazing friend fr

[@xpez9694]

millions of people feel that way and when you try to make your worlds connect... thats when you turn into a stalker fan! good luck! LOL

[@FiskpisksniskliskNps]

Who else wanted to hear the rest of the powerpoint? #reasonNr58

[@dakotabennett9601]

Sadik Radhi me I was more wondering what happened to reasons 1-57 lol

[@ananya_maz]

Andy’s portrayal and character in this is the best thing I’ve seen.

[@Mr.Beauregarde]

Its funny, she doesn't even know that spiderman is toast

[@pontageek]

michael cera & jonah hill bit are dead on

[@bensmith8806]

1) As a nerd, I'm a little offended at how nerds are being portrayed 2) I have to grudgingly admit that this really is uncomfortablly close to the mark for how a lot of us behave. It is a very weird sensation to feel both of those things at the same time.

[@marcusburger1523]

3) I want to show you this powerpoint presentation tu further enhance my point. Don't take it serious it's fuckin comedy It's always over the top otherwise it wouldn't be funny. But there is always a core of truth.

[@RunaurufuOfficial]

@@marcusburger1523 yet feeding on stereotypes is something what we shall do not. Anyway it was from 2013... much different world from current one

[@silverco2560]

If it’s true it is not wrong

[@editae._3424]

@@marcusburger1523 r/woooosh

[@BradyPostma]

Offended by Truth: the title of my autobiography. Also, yes, I am a nerd. I don't actually want Emma Stone to make out with me, though. I'm a happily married nerd.

[@Daisypetal100]

Taran Killam's impersonation of Michael Cena is hilarious 😂

[@darrenskjoelsvold]

Excuse me but nerds don't just love Emma Stone. They also have a thing for Emma Watson. Basically if you're am Emma and attractive you will be adored by nerds.

[@faytleingod4848]

It must be something mysterious about that name. Where is the brave person who can make a Power Point Presentation about this intriguing phenomenon?

[@PopeLando]

Emilys too. Blunt and Watson.

[@darrenskjoelsvold]

@@PopeLando yup

[@grim_2000]

@@PopeLando Emma Stone's real name is Emily btw

[@NJGuy1973]

@@PopeLando Emily Deschanel: Am I a joke to you?

[@SpadePyro]

God 2010 was like... in the past. That's crazy

[@Zeclag]

Uhm, question: did you mean 2013?

[@SpadePyro]

@@Zeclag Nah this is from season 36, in 2010. It was posted in 2013

[@Zeclag]

@@SpadePyro ah I see, my bad 😅

[@SpadePyro]

Xeclar no worries!! It definitely happens a lot, I’m sure

[@Zeclag]

@@SpadePyro yeah, SNL isn't a thing in Sweden 😅

[@TauRhoX]

Michael's impression was amazing. And the girl laughing so hard behind him did it even better :)

[@marthaviracocha2040]

She has a lovely voice.

[@FishoD]

Taran Killam and his impressions. Scarily accurate. Oh my god so accurate.

[@LackaDaisyUK]

is there any way to see Emma's LA power point presentation???

[@rmw.4079]

are you insane?

[@LackaDaisyUK]

***** I know, it would be just really so interesting to see what she'd said to her parents, that they let her become an actress :)

[@rmw.4079]

D.Raffael ok :) just imagine what you would say. Assuming your parents weren't the smartest.

[@LackaDaisyUK]

I have absolutely no clue, that's why I'm interested. Parents mostly only approve if you decide to become a doctor, or journalist or something you need a degree for.

[@rmw.4079]

well, think about it. smart parents would never agree to such a longshot, even though it worked in this case. Could a PPP change your mind if it were your kids?

[@HanzieTay]

Taran's impression hahaha

[@ImiClarke97]

I thank you for your time

[@yaarabash]

best Micheal Cera ever!

[@ApoelUltrasPsychoFan]

IM IN REAL LOVE WITH EMMA STONE

[@hannagramme]

The littles moves at the end. She killed me.

[@Rxmzy]

She danced at the end with no music 🤣

[@sumonkay]

One of best monologues ever on SNL.

[@shomba14]

I LOVE HER!!! Andrew Garfield is one lucky lucky bastard...

[@sahermerchant]

shomba14 not anymore

[@slightlywarmribena8171]

More like Emma is lucky to have him

[@slightlywarmribena8171]

Also, Andrew isn’t a bastard. He has a father, u dumbass

[@thisisajang]

Mary K you ain't speaking American, ain't ya?

[@slightlywarmribena8171]

Ajang Rohmana um I’m British? And how can I speak American? I’m pretty sure American isn’t a language..

[@akhil29897]

“SoFar” - Such a Peralta thing to say xD

[@coosoorlog]

I thank you for your time!

[@jinbosany1890]

That "yes" on 1:21. so cute and funny xaxxaxxaxaa

[@seen921]

so spot on, Cera & Hill. And the powerpoint presentation ---- Emma is amazing

[@Hollyweed1]

My face the entire video: -__-

[@Mad77max77]

it's so good to see them all having so much fun XD much better than anything else we can see on Tv

[@AshrafAnam]

Hey I edit Wikipedia too, am I a nerd? Well, more importantly, will she make out with me?

[@thekub32]

Negatory.

[@AshrafAnam]

Dwayne Johnson I thank you for your comment

[@thekub32]

Ashraf Anam Not a problem bhai. :D

[@krombopulos_michael]

Depends which Wikipedia pages

[@over8124]

"ah so you're familiar with the powerpoint format"

[@sadieparvin2448]

She have all the qualities that a person should have

[@steelleey7263]

Emma Stone attracting nerds? More like *Bore: Ragnarok*

[@christopher.tomins2001]

Unexpected Kevin reference

[@steelleey7263]

For our dear leader, Jim Pickens.

[@TrippyTV13]

All hail the dear leader

[@imperialfish454]

Well this is the last place I expected to see this reference

[@steelleey7263]

Nonsense, our dear leaders cult has expanded beyond any of our comprehension, so I'm not surprised to see this comment anywhere, more of a refreshing sense.

[@Noname-uo2oz]

you miss all the shots you dont shoot

[@Phi1618033]

She ended up marrying one of the SNL writers, so, yeah, she likes the nerds.

[@dreamworksgoal]

Who?

[@bridgerparker4275]

Really funny to me that she made the joke about moving to LA always working out but then later was in la la land

[@palacioed17]

She has amazing comedic timing. :)

[@petergohan]

Hello from 2022, i used the algorithm portal to get here.

[@cuppiecupsters]

2:14 - me trying to tell people why I should meet Emma Stone

[@TheEpicImpaler]

4:27 Shake it, Emma! SHAKE. IT.

[@ahsansiddiqui4263]

michael cera impersonation is dead on

[@jaideepsagar7773]

Man! That was an awesome Micheal Cera impersonation

[@dale4039]

i guess i'm a nerd then, man i love Emma her smile never fails to brighten my day, she's my all time celeb crush

[@isabelateles7905]

not only nerds love her. EVERYBODY LOVES EMMA STONE

[@FedorKai]

I'm a nerd, and i do love Emma Stone

[@sebastiansoto3826]

Who wouldn't make up with Emma Stone she is beautiful

[@Daisypetal100]

I really thought Bobby Moynihan was Jonah Hill. Lol. Great job Bobby. Him and Taran Killam are so funny in this sketch. Taran Killam does the funniest impersonations of everyone.

[@blahblahsen1142]

i'm not even a nerd, but i'd consider converting for her. star wars is kinda nerdy,. i like most of them. i graduated college, i own a computer chair, how close am i gettin here?

[@aForkfulOfGold]

Did you play a trading card game growing up, or better yet are to this day still in possession of said cards? This would elevate you further.

[@clementbaril1167]

You should also try to learn about extended universe of whatever you want by reading any kind of wiki

[@hqcf]

WOW that was sick! Andy Samberg was hilarious and the Michael Cera impression hahahaha

[@juancarlosmendozacastro9043]

OMG! Everybody loves her!

[@cusseri]

Don't forget that Peter Parker is a nerd too xD

[@evyalley]

Emma Stone is a minor crush of mine but watching more of these could bump her up.

[@bionicRod]

Saw the thumbnail. "Man she's pretty." Saw the title of the video. "Goddamn it."

[@2501aza]

This was 10000 times better than I thought it was gonna be

[@areyoufriendly]

Best ‘questions from the audience’ bit I know of. 🥇

[@machiavelli8119]

gotta love the outdated nerd stereotype

[@augustusstark]

IKR...

[@samuelraji8343]

That's why I still believe in the braindead good looking people stereotype. Which is almost always true?

[@MitchellTF]

...Eh, it's kinda necessary. If they didn't go over the top the bit wouldn't work.

[@MitchellTF]

...On second thought? They could have had her go "There's nothing wrong with being a nerd..." And then panned to the outdated stereotype. ...Now, if they'd had Vin Diesal present...

[@danieljensen2626]

There definitely are nerds like this who creep on actresses/women in general. I know people who are like this. Obviously there are lots of other types of nerds too, but this type still tends to draw a lot of negative attention.

[@logansimmons3199]

This Michael Cera impression is ON POINT!!!

[@sancheezzzy2712]

"Again thank you for your time" lmaoo

[@carlosfer2201]

That was Michael Cera.

[@playerone6995]

Emma Stone: No, I will not make out with you Me: what about if we star in a movie together and I'm a nerd and you have to make out with me Emma Stone: ok, sure Me: yesss

[@samking9293]

Damn, why didn't i think of that!

[@jjprentiss9192]

I may be a nerd but I’m attracted to Emma Stone and that’s not bad

[@MrJimheeren]

And now she has 2 Oscar’s

[@kabloom6776]

Bill Hader had me rolling xD

[@nicekidfox7693]

ITS EMMA STONE!! Me: Isn't her real name Emily Stone?

[@cheese6291]

we meet again, i think i’m too addicted to cruella

[@nicekidfox7693]

@@cheese6291 Yea same its effecting my brain but its to good lol

[@jamesf9610]

Well I've never considered myself a nerd but damn am I attracted to Emma she is soooo gorgeous. I already loved redheads and she is just the damn finest red I've ever seen

[@AngryDuck9]

The most amazing thing about this video was how when she walked on stage she did a little shoulder bounce and clap that were exactly in sync with the drum behind her. Its really kinda creepy when you look at it.

[@Athena1771]

And now this weekend she's joining the five-timers club :)

[@ethanduffy9720]

I'm offensive and I find this a nerd.

[@ZosiaSamosiaOo]

nobody cares cause youre a ginger

[@ethanduffy9720]

A natural ginger, unlike Emma Stone.

[@ToinyBoyZz]

Ethan Duffy burn lol

[@Doc-hp5wf]

@@ethanduffy9720 yeah they can suck it becoz nerds rule the world , but that was funny

[@bossfan49]

She's too beautiful and funny and cool.

[@aeyan747]

It boggles the mind why they didn’t just cast her as Mary Jane Watson. It’s understandable that other contracts were in question, but nevertheless, the studio totally dropped the ball on not casting her.

[@lordpickle8424]

The bassist in the back looks like Beck, lol.

[@themadtitan7603]

That Micheal Cera impersonation tho!

[@marketingchihuahua]

hilarious!! i love emma!!

[@Blackronin357]

I thank you for you time! Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@daylightghost2009]

I'm drunk but I believe in love.

[@Sithedd]

SNL had a pretty decent cast at this period in time..

[@akshaybhanot9257]

that black geek was hilarious. like for him. LOVE for emma.!

[@eviemayyy]

0:48 I’m 14 and want to peruse and acting career. Thanks for the advice emma 😂

[@warbrothers7745]

Jeeesus i love Emma soooo much!!

[@shadowkisss1958]

lol Andy!! haha

[@rvrmdude]

I love emma . my girlfriend hates her . LOl

[@jackdanksterdawson112]

Riveriux Phenom u shld break up

[@purvashdangi1502]

Break up with your asshole girlfriend

[@rvrmdude]

@@purvashdangi1502 she was . I did. Long time ago.

[@purvashdangi1502]

@@rvrmdude lmao definitely you would have its like 7 years hahaha and now emma has an oscar along with 2 other oscar nominations

[@rvrmdude]

@@purvashdangi1502 yeah such an enthusiastic reply for a seven year old comment is crazy funny. Really puts things into perspective too. Alot has changed, mostly for the better. :)

[@stressdavis4517]

That Michael Cera impression had me rolling 🤣

[@reign.of.giselle]

OMFG taran makes a great michael cera impression