Monorail and Children | Stand up Comedy by Rahul Subramanian

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[@rockyckj8658]

Yyyyy

[@rijuroy810]

This guy has a very laid back attitude , he's kinda like , " chalo ek suna hi deta hoon logon ko , sab baithe hai kitne der se " . This actually adds to his style , his laziness is his usp

[@kzmOP]

true

[@sunilsehrawat2574]

@@abhinavkrishnac 🤣🤣🤣

[@pushkarsarkar1586]

@@abhinavkrishnac wo Bangali bolra h bro 😂😂😂

[@abhinavkrishnac]

@@pushkarsarkar1586 oops pata nhi lga

[@devnagpal3448]

@@abhinavkrishnac Parents been adding extra A, don't you know?

[@nilabjaroy8715]

Met Rahul at the airport today. I forgot his name and he did not believe me when i said i was his fan . Lol . He is a true gentleman though

[@b52_vishwajeetpatil99]

Ur name

[@CAAnchalBatra]

I m watching this sitting in Delhi metro 😂😂😂😂😂 damn just covered 20km 😂😂 Chembur my sympathies😂

[@akulbosso9]

Anchal Batra 😂😂

[@gautamsnegi27]

ohh sitting in a delhi metro, using ur phone... must be hard to handle those cute lil creepy eyes of ppl 😂 #stay_strong

[@pranayladdhad2612]

which sim do u have?..i never get network in metro

[@CAAnchalBatra]

Shobhit Srivastava ummm you please ignore my comment (:

[@CAAnchalBatra]

Prakash Sharma #facepalm

[@BeAdi674]

Idk m just in love with this guy nd his jokes. I hv finished watching all his stand ups last night.

[@mugilpetegalipata]

Acha. Heart milne keliye ladki honi chahiye. #sexistrahulsubramanyan

[@shalleygupta395]

Same here

[@pyramis47]

5 saal purane laundo ke comments ko kabhi heart nahi mila aaj tak

[@Nsank29]

Jobless

[@rashmi7v]

Damn that "Aaah" part killed me!

[@AyushMandowara_xx7]

creepy replies coming in 3... 2... 1...

[@gautamsnegi27]

+Ayush Mandowara (A.y) and your this comment saved her. thank you. society needs ppl like you. 😝

[@AryanChaurasia10]

lol 9gagers are all idiots real people are on reddit and everyone knows 9gag copies from reddit. A little google search may help

[@nileshmechanical2007]

A Chaurasia

[@sushilg1505]

practically???

[@aayushashrestha7113]

roll no.1 forever 😂😂

[@MoNikaMondalvoidbox]

You have agey bhi A, piche bhi A ! :D

[@ss-sv4vj]

Sumeet Raj Thakker yo wtf no

[@abhimisra3822]

tei bhanya,,,naam change garnu paryo

[@AakritAnshuman]

good that you're not in my class, your forever would go down the drain

[@nishchaysharma7192]

aaaaaaaaaaa

[@debomitabanerji8894]

"Harry Potter and the chembur of secrets" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Nsank29]

Bengalis stay in your poverty.

[@siddwann9403]

that awkward moment for me....i live in chembur and jst took monorail back home 😂😂😂

[@himadriiii7]

Lmao bruh

[@captainkrishna7144]

🤣

[@k.999]

Is it really just five kilometers long?

[@siddwann9403]

@@k.999 yes it was for initial years now its route has been extended to 20km

[@k.999]

@@siddwann9403 really five kilometers? Banaya kyu tha?

[@sudiptodash77]

"The only people who love monorail are kids they take train from chembur get down at wadala then run back and take train again" 😂😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️😂

[@PureIndianVegan]

It's me 😆

[@shubhradeepgangopadhyay8154]

One day left for CAT and i m watching all his performances again n again! The dude is awesome!

[@pratyushsharma5200]

Same 😂.. cat konsa engg ka exam hai Jo 2 din mein nikal jaayega ...will watch El Classico tomorrow

[@AbrarShaikh2741]

shubhradeep gangopadhyay IMS or TIME 😂

[@shubhradeepgangopadhyay8154]

TIME XD

[@AbrarShaikh2741]

IMS here 😉

[@shubhradeepgangopadhyay8154]

Abrar Shaikh kaysa gaya bhai? mera to kahke le liya!

[@swapnilbatle]

The driver bit from the monorail was exceptional acting. It's not just about content. To hold the audience, attentive to what you are going to say next, that's real stand up talent.

[@Sarah-fj8ju]

this guy is actually doin very good..desreves a lot of likes

[@SriVatsav786]

This guy slaayyyys

[@TheAlphazeta09]

amen \m/

[@TheRisingKarma]

I honestly lost it at AAAAAAAAAAA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GamingProfessorSoumik]

I always used to say Chembur of Secrets and at last someone said this. By the way nice stand-up.

[@chrislewis2845]

Dont parents know anything about VIVA.....like...are u kiddin me...

[@chrislewis2845]

Im gonna name my son Zozo and daughter zizu

[@nav91827]

Oh that's a valid point.

[@cyclone2k]

@@chrislewis2845 When the teacher says, let's begin from last roll no.....

[@shreyaskumaragarwal3343]

When the roll numbers are arranged according to surnames.

[@nitinkalra1718]

so you collaborated with aib... nice... you got potential amd you're gonna rock on KZbin soon.well done buddy.keep going.

[@muktikamdass3528]

nitin kalra AIB gaya tel lene

[@anuj8825]

R I P A I B

[@AshutoshShelkeP]

Cut to today. Rahul is no. 1 comedian.....on LinkedIn 😂😂

[@tanveerhasan2382]

@@AshutoshShelkeP sad

[@aartidevlekar]

I am always roll no. 1 frm school to college..dude that sucks 😝

[@aadityaaggarwal24]

Same here. BTW if i was in your class you would have been roll no.2!!

[@aartidevlekar]

Aaditya Aggarwal That would be gud.. atleast no. 2 ..! 😛

[@akashagarwal829]

Mee too n i fucking hate my parents for that

[@aartigupta9539]

Aarti Deolekar Not Mee though.. unfortunately.. our sckul considered Surnames 😂

[@akashparab9591]

hey homies !😭 roll no 1 I have viva tomorrow always the first one to get fucked !😭😭😂

[@poojamalusare3427]

Harry Potter and the chembur of secrets.😂🙏 epic man

[@pankaj147]

U r jus freakin too good... Have loved only kenny Sebastian up till now but dude u r amazingly n equally good. Luv ur spontaneity. Keep it up. Man.

[@pankaj147]

We need more of u.. M surely comin to see u live at comedy club soon

[@Binumoll44]

Isnt he slightly better

[@anizn2343]

chembur ka naam roshan kar diya bc😂😂

[@chaitanyam2298]

We need more of this... God knows how many times I have watched these already !!! We want more !!! Bring it on Rahul Subramaniac !!!

[@somaniradhika]

Baccha hai ki battery hai pata nahi!!! AAAAAAAA!! 😂😂

[@austerussnape5374]

Wth this guy is so cute! And when he giggles at his own joke makes me laugh even more. 😂😂

[@jaideeparora_]

Haha this guy is killing it. Stand Up is hard, it's not that easy as it looks like. Kudos to him. Launda kaafi aage jaayega ye ;)

[@Keishazi]

*Aah aah, ya thats my name* Lol that line 😂😂😂

[@nithinsreekumaran6686]

@Rahul Subramanian. I'm a fan of ur smooth flowing style of saying humour. I haven't seen all the stand up comedians currently in the scene. But out of those which I saw, I rate u on top. Looking forward to see u more.

[@rajshah7376]

Elon musk : you are about 3 years too early

[@sanchitmehta2275]

Lol

[@HansonKotian]

bro... i think you forgot to mention that monorail wadala station is no where near wadala. :P

[@HansonKotian]

Btw... keeping the current (getting offended) trend alive...... I m from chembur and I am offended by your video... ;) :P

[@HansonKotian]

W.T.F ch****e... sarcasm tha...

[@FAIZALOOO]

Bhakti park is in wadala only , where the stop is ...

[@Khushbu1996]

@@FAIZALOOO bhakti park station is like 2km from Bhakti park society

[@Siri666]

Watching in 2023 after ur high profile apologies in Insta😅

[@RahulWaslekar]

this is awesome! 😂😂 He's gonna be the next big name in the Indian stand up scene for sure

[@jaysuryawanshi2798]

Kuchh bhi hai but mast hai😝🙌👍🏻

[@jaysuryawanshi2798]

Random Chikibum bro plz do come to Pune. Crowd here will love this🙌

[@seraphic1117]

Just rewatching ur all standups, M obsessed😂❤

[@okbye6979]

Same😂😂🤣

[@kaushikdas47]

Mast tha yaar. Pehle pata nahi tha Rahul bhaiyya ke itne a66e sets bhi hain. Nice material and presentation.

[@aiswarya._.2706]

2:56😂😂🔥🔥 They Run back to Chembur 🙈

[@denver5093]

"mere bacche ka naam hoga aaaaaaaaaaaaaa ...pyar se hum use aaah bulayenge aaah" damn this part kills me everytime😭

[@rohansingh9040]

Tha was wickedly funny! the aaaaaaaah part was damn mood changing.

[@kishanmishra9603]

4:13 Bachaa hone ke pehle bhi.. Bachaa hone ke baad bhi! "AAAAAAAAAA....!" 😂😂

[@razerplays7]

Just came back to watch again after seeing Instagram post🗿

[@vikrantmahapatra9881]

I can spend an entire day watching his videos he is hilarious😂

[@nimeshsingh9271]

It's like he's not in a mood to tell the joke but delivers it anyway, much like some of British and Irish comedians.

[@BrisingrWarLock]

"They have started putting AA & AA. Matlab baccha hai ki battery hai pata nahi!" This line killed me. M ded.

[@eyekkay]

He do have a different swag yaar ... one line and bursts of laughters ... wooo 🤟🏻🤟🏻 soo high sense of humor 👍🏻😍😍😍😍 love from Delhi ... ❣️😍😍

[@anushkarjain]

people binge watch movies and series, I binge watch his videos.

[@RabiahBieber]

I can't help but compliment him. He's amazing 💕

[@desigamer6423]

The next big thing in stand up comedy is already here (Y)

[@joshuar1922]

Dude Darshan :p

[@basimzuhdi]

3:38 look at his Pockets 😂😂

[@twinklewalia5460]

Your tone of presenting is amazing ❤️❤️😂😂😂

[@vivekchavanmusic]

Last me thoda aand khaya. But still loved it.

[@gauravpandey6061]

Random Chikibum you're good bro!😋

[@abdulsamadshah4401]

Sahi to hai yaar

[@poonamtembare586]

Last one 😂

[@denver5093]

That aaaaaaaaa literally had me.. 😭😭😭

[@2000dhruvagarwal]

Last wala was just 😂😂😂😂. More of Rahul please. 🙏🙏

[@deborshidey7879]

looks like an effortless stand up....kudos to Rahul subramanian❤

[@ABHINAND]

I literally almost died watching this, no joke..i was drinking water while watching and choked on the water..

[@ss53210]

You're really funny.. especially when you crack jokes with that laid back attitude 😂

[@asd4558]

the video is as long as the mono rail

[@saurabhs4863]

Random Chikibum Please come to Chennai. We want you live.

[@asd4558]

but keep the ticket price reasonable

[@buccaneerbutcher5725]

This guy is a mean machine...... Great stuff....

[@TheRealGod18]

I got a heart attack when I heard "2 billion $ investment ". Then I checked its 2 billion ₹ that is 200 crore rupees.

[@nativeKar]

This guy has amazing stage presence!

[@priyadarshinipatankar994]

Shoutout to Chembur! 😂😂😂

[@vishalkadam6689]

Priyadarshini Patankar proud chemburkar

[@apurvasonavane8937]

loved that bit when children run back to Chembur from Wadala 😂😂😂😂😂

[@twelfthlife]

Mere bache ka naam Aaaaaaaa😂😂 oh my .. I fell down of my bed laughing so hard..👌🏼👌🏼

[@syedzain9077]

Dude u r lit brother wen ever I see ur videos I literally laugh n my mood changes dramatically back to normal u r really gud brother ✌️✌️✌️✌️🤗🤗🤗

[@AkhilPisharody]

I didn't think that some guy/team who won the KZbin Comedy Hunt would be this great at Stand up! Holy shit! Too good!

[@manojnegi6929]

I saw yesterday your video. Now I watched almost all video.. Fan ho gya aapka.. 😊. Love the way you doing stand up comedy 👆😊😀

[@vimalyadav1701]

Where were you all these days.. You are damn good..

[@amarbhujbal]

Hey, I'm from Chembur. And even I'm trying to do stand up lekin bc spot milna thoda difficult hai. Shayad tab milega jab diamond garden ke niche metro station banega.

[@seeameya]

Amar Bhujbal Monorail main chaloo ho jaa.... main fine arts pay board karunga 😆

[@cbhpfan]

Damn hilarious 😂😂! Any live show at Chennai anytime soon?

[@priyanshupanwar5180]

This guy is just mindblowing, he is a comedian star. Amazing.!!!!

[@thefrustratedcitizen1035]

Haha haha.... Splendid performance .... U r an inspiration to struggling comedians 😂

[@namanchoudhary5934]

Is it just me or does this guy sound exactly like Shahid Kapoor??? 😱

[@namanchoudhary5934]

Nahi broo. It's me and 4 more peeps!

[@greatcricketers7518]

Kuchh toh hrithik b sunayi de rha h isme

[@Unbeatable0007]

It is just you!

[@AakarshDureha]

Roll no. 1. Sounds familiar 😂

[@kaavyasurianarayanan8247]

Him acting as the train driver.. with those long pauses.. "aaah🤪" genius!!

[@theone0201]

It's nice to see how long you guys have come from 'The Comedy Hunt'. It really gave India comedy talent and a talented stand-up like you. Keep up the good work..!

[@aryamanharlikar9357]

MY NAME IS ARYAMAN AND I'M ROLL NUMBER 48 THE LAST ONE😂😂😂😂

[@adithich5477]

Rahul's voice sounds like that of Hrithik Roshan's

[@venkateshkalagi7654]

Adithi Reddy Yeah I agree

[@venkateshkalagi7654]

Random Chikibum It's Good for u bro

[@greatcricketers7518]

Hrithik and shahid

[@maryannraghuwanshi8499]

Wonderful Rahul Sir 👍 I recently came across your videos on KZbin, you are really good at non- veg jokes, Which normally people don't take it in a easy way, i must say you have a great audience over there cheering you, keep doing more and more Sir, God Speed!

[@prabhatgupta3510]

Your Action and expression is just wowww....

[@kumarsashik]

loved uR #breakup&mba better 😆😆

[@TheOptimus747]

Disliked the last part as much as I loved the initial train thing

[@richardmartin3693]

your kid's AAAAAAHHHH something ?

[@whenyouarebored1218]

Baccha Hain ya battery!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@arijitchakraborty2944]

Tu bht mast he...hansa hansa ke pet me dard kar deta he...👌👌👌...

[@BrainBuzzer]

Real fun would be at time when Roll numbers are arranged by alphabetical order of Surname😂

[@sophidaga]

Hilarious!

[@deepjyotikalita1970]

Teacher: Define Monorail. Me: Metro ka langra bhai😂😂😂

[@josea2500]

Man u are so spontaneous 😂😂

[@nikitadhalkari4905]

I dont believe u took content of our break up for ur stand up comic 🙄

[@AbhishekPatelab9]

Nikita Dhalkari ?

[@aakash950]

new comer ho aur itne mei sng aur eic comedy walo ki bhi Mar rahe ho 😉

[@sahare33]

Rahul bhai kya content h hasi nai ruk raha hai. You are most talented stand up comedian. Boht hard bajate ho. 🤟😎

[@redsangay]

that smile on the thumbnail won my heart

[@truthdiary6710]

hahahahahahaha this guy will have nice married life :P

[@akashagarwal829]

hahaha whats this thing with girls n marriage ????? kahi bhi shuru

[@manasac3102]

I think she's talking about "aah aah" with him lol

[@pavitrasharma7153]

train doesnt have gears dude!!😂

[@BriteRoy]

Havent laughed so much in weeks, the monorail and the children punch were awesome :P

[@asthaakriti5155]

Omg....that name thing was superbly amazing😂😂

[@thequestionmarkanimator757]

Tbh, ur son can become a very convenient superhero. Think about it. Someone's in trouble "AAAAAAAAAAA HELP ME!!" *I HAVE ARRIVED!*

[@ritureigns]

Beta half a billion ka bhi nahi investment nahi tha... kuch bhi mat bolo!

[@Q_QQ_Q]

you are not from mumbai . so shut up

[@ritureigns]

Param harjai aise naam ke saath u are walking the planet... kudos! 😂

[@ritureigns]

asdfgfhkjljhgfds ass I am from Mumbai! Besides, if u are from Mumbai and don't hv ur facts right about Mumbai.... Too bad buddy! 😖

[@paramharjai3212]

No one ever found it wierd I think you're the only one who has problems with everything in this world Kudos to your husband he has to live with you for rest of his life ☺

[@ritureigns]

Anirudh oh not at all, not half as fun as you must be, going by ur response! 😂

[@fatherji61]

hahahahaha.....laughed so hard....u have a decent kind of skill to make anyone laugh....keep it up bro👍👍👍

[@avsisters1]

Aarcha . Roll no 1 . 🤣😂🤣😂 That was epic