Monster Factory: Zeke Teenweed Takes Us To Fart School

Zeke Teenweed is just your typical teen. He loves skateboarding, drawing Shrek graffiti, and not being an undercover cop.
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[@SharkieTheDork]

My name is ZEKE TEENWEED and I'm ABSTINENCE UNTIL I DIE!

[@Greg-ix4nu]

hi I'm PEPSI COKE and I'm here to say, do hugs, not drugs!

[@shanghaiohmy]

your name is ZEKE TEENWEED and you're here to BUST SOME CRIMES.

[@IzayaV]

his son would have somethin to say about that

[@emmyjoe3000]

my favorite soda is teenweed as well

[@miasmacaron]

Brendan Whatsittoya I detect HAMSTEAK

[@Tala-sh9mn]

So this is the guy on the cover of the Extreme Teen Bible

[@daello8227]

Oh my god

[@redribbonmagpie]

I would like this comment but it's got 420 likes and I can't ruin that beauty

[@rainm9894]

no its Jake Coolice

[@levigallagher5042]

​@@rainm9894 this IS jake coolice

[@eccojam]

this just unlocked some deeply hidden memories

[@Sasorangii]

Backpack for his illegal drugs, Backpack where he keeps his illegal drugs, Zeke's got that illegal drug that you crave Everybody catch this dank Zeke wave

[@PxllWav]

Thank you

[@mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452]

Vile

[@julesced]

how long did this take. you. or was it sent directly from god

[@lordtachanka903]

*MARRY ME, PLEASE*

[@Enbious]

Did you... yeah, you did rhyme "drugs" with "drugs."

[@genesisfrog]

"wait if its a drug free server then why is your name thin weed? I MEAN TEEN WEED"

[@magicaggy]

genesis frog for all the undercover cops to catch teens doing drugs i guess

[@ZombieTurtleInvasion]

the abruptly cut-off scream when they discover the terrible secret of Hoodie Up is fantastic

[@appointmenteer]

so fucking true (9:05)

[@alecjahn]

I gave Zeke a 4 out of 20.

[@WadeZarosinski]

Nice.

[@tricksterthing]

hmmm... 13 out of 37

[@lr-]

Oh is that a fun little nod to marijuana you rapscallion you?

[@cardigansrule]

420 out of 420

[@Greg-ix4nu]

42 out of 0

[@JoySynthesis]

Griffin: You know what the teens love? You know what the teens are into, Jus? Justin: ...what? Griffin: *turns Zeke logo slightly crooked*

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

JoySynthesis Justin: *WHEEEEEZE*

[@Mick_92]

That's so D Y N A M I C !

[@heybuddy3616]

I don't know about you, fellow teens, but this really makes me want to put down all of this stinkleaf and enjoy some good old-fashioned skateboard.

[@eminempreg]

Hey Buddy yeah man, what were we thinking dude! Skatin' is where it's at!

[@natebud5701]

There's only one skateboard so all you teens will have to share

[@theblindmilkman6488]

Hey Buddy same here bro

[@enemycrab9229]

yes i too like to skate board

[@John-ms1ul]

When will we teens learn to stop taking the stinkleaf and go back to more responsible forms of recreation, like good ol' stick and hoop, and opioids?

[@lorenadiutori2946]

Griffin completely ignoring Justin saying, "It's danker on the inside," is the biggest disappointment of 2017.

[@hannahjayne8566]

Thing is, how could he have ever possibly improved on that sentence? It's like... Regardless of what the fuck he could have said, the time he coulda put into a fireback: shit won't ever even compete.

[@errorcopythat]

It's possible we as a society have reached max capacity for Dr. Who references

[@lukecy8187]

I can assure you that this is, in fact, the case.

[@JC-ln6on]

Luke Cy Bow ties are still cool though...right?!

[@Spenstarr]

They probably cut 5 minutes of wheezing and clapping after the joke

[@asteranx]

Zeke Lovedrugs. He sure loved those rugs.

[@boscorner]

Asteranx He also love dr. ugs. Then again who doesn't love Dr. Ugs.

[@katqt32]

"how's mom" had me fucking crying dude

[@ryanblock2115]

Try laughing while eating pizza. I almost choked I was laughing so hard.

[@djelibaebi4147]

sweet 666 likes thats the devil number

[@SupernaturalBaby08]

I want griffin to come into my house and say weenis, killing me instantly

[@clowelle6221]

why does justins audio sound like he's trapped behind a radiator.

[@clowelle6221]

free him.

[@RolandSergal]

skype quality, probably?

[@TheRalouch]

Chloe this comment is gold

[@robertwheatley510]

because he likes to keep warm and i respect that

[@chameleonherman]

Because he's trapped behind a radiator.

[@jessewoodd7674]

whats really funny about watching this in 2019 is that because of the 90s/00s fashion coming back zeke dresses exactly like hype skater boi teens do nowadays we've come full circle

[@EMan32x]

I was going to do a drug this weekend but this video convinced me not to.

[@madscientistshusta]

Erich Blume good boy

[@benwitte5580]

Erich Blume the brothers save us from the clutches of the devil once again

[@LifeWKai]

Mission accomplished

[@l.h.8151]

Reach towards the light

[@taylor7666]

WHY DID THE GAME SAY DONT DO DRUGS AT THE END

[@Padenjs]

when you leave the boundaries of the map it gives a random joke message about it when it teleports you back. don't do drugs was one of them it randomly picked

[@ghoulstreet]

There's no other way the video could've ended

[@elliottbow2819]

It knew.

[@Tytoalba777]

I was thinking they just renamed one of their tricks in the end and transitioned via jump-cut.

[@jco2135]

Nah, that's in the game. It's one of the smart comments the game gives you if you went out of bounds.

[@skelangendskeleton2860]

zeke teenweed is a wizard101 name

[@ellie8161]

A teen like you™️

[@Imperfectcell13]

Griffin the last time you tried to be "Hip with the teens" you literally unleashed an eldritch horror upon the world

[@JonathanSicoli]

Imperfect Cell Twice, even!

[@gracef8030]

ring of fire playing hauntingly in the background @22:19 as zeke teenweed fist pumps to farting sounds is absolutely fucking sublime

[@friend_xtra]

grace no that was Dave Mirra

[@minkcar]

@@friend_xtra i thought it was johnny cash

[@TLOEric]

Take it to the bank, boys, this one's just like Hawk

[@lxjoe96]

Toe to tip, this is a Hawk!

[@IrisCorven]

Legendary Skateboarder Tony Hawk retires from skating, gives past accolades to McElroy brothers: “They’re better at Hawk than I am,” he admits.

[@maggieg2972]

this show never fails to makes me actually laugh out loud and not just exhale forcefully through my nose

[@spacecatet1754]

One the funniest Monster Factory episodes hands down.

[@mo482]

I love that there is proof of grown men pretending to be teens on the internet but its just 2 out of 3 McElroys telling us to not do drugs or, more accurately, grown men pretending to be a grown man pretending to be a teen. on the internet.

[@noesunyoutuber7680]

You're telling me Sprite Pepsi isn't a real teenager!?

[@bearded_snorlax]

I don't know what it is about Monster Factory, but I'm always in tears by the end.

[@natmar8308]

Another son is added to the collection.

[@lenacarey2333]

Zeke proselytizing to the teens standing in front of him about his Shrek tag and school should be in the MOMA

[@Tytoalba777]

There's a lot of things the Polygon boys do that should be in the MOMA

[@GrahamBarth]

I went to the MOMA once, and now that you mention it, I am sorely disappointed not to have seen Christopher x4 or Knife Dad in there. What a gip!

[@othergeorgea]

Hello joy

[@lime_lorelei]

turn to God, He loves you so much

[@unluckykeys]

@@lime_lorelei you're damn right he does!

[@Angrysneezes]

The 'S' is for Sobriety!

[@willowk]

Higgle D. Piggle the S is for Sobe life water

[@nesso6409]

Justin: I feel like we haven't made one drug sale. Griffin: We're not trying to sell drugs!

[@leahlurie4315]

boy do i love 21 jump street

[@hwilliams2339]

scrEAMING

[@theuncannydag]

Backpack For His Druuuugs

[@LordOfTheMelons1]

backpack where he keeps his drugs

[@Azurowiec]

He's got the stinkleaf that you crave

[@Sentraman4]

Zeke has the drugs that you crave, everyone catch this juicy Zeke wave

[@lorenadiutori2946]

Backpack for his applesauce!

[@jodorambam]

Applesauce is quite the drug to Ja’am, good boy and legend.

[@ematilled]

it’s so nice to have the ratings back and the lack of water noise transitions, it felt like such a classic monster factory episode and was definitely one of the funniest ones in a while. I’m super glad to know they’re listening, I love this show so much.

[@AmandaBee]

Yeah I just noticed the lack of sound effects on the transitions my second time watching and I'm super glad to see them gone

[@ArloMathis]

They were never going to be permanent, that was a mini-series for Facebook that wasn't going to replace the original Monster Factory.

[@tylerellingson5884]

I'm glad the boys seem comfortable doing multiple characters in one game. It's just as funny and if it means we get more monsters then they should replay games whenever they want.

[@tehfreckled1der]

Anyone else think Zeke Teenweed is Yahoo Answers personified?

[@aunttifa847]

Monster Factory is perfect for when you want to have a good time and subconsciously know you also need a good cry.

[@kaydreamsart]

My assignment: to pose as a senior and find out who's buying, who's selling. Mostly pills and weed, you would *not* believe how easy it is to get pills and weed

[@jhp888]

Seriously, these kids need to learn there are consequences in life. If Zeke Teenweed is doing his job and he is doing it right, Zeke is making life safer one fart school at a time

[@SquawkMonk]

Hoodie up is easily in my top 10 of Monster Factory moments.

[@Gossamaggs]

If you wanted to make kids stop doing drugs, you shouldn't have made Zeke seem SO DAMN COOL

[@eloquentcontraband]

1:02 I can't believe Griffin tricked me into googling a sports word.

[@wolfvanderbijl]

9:11 exposed operator of the zeke exosuit

[@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift]

westley doggo

[@jodorambam]

Zeke does 9/11 confirmed

[@QuasiTronOfficial]

I love how they started to scream and then cut it.

[@MellifexFarm]

man, i could really go for some of that stinkleaf

[@accretor]

Message me for PayPal.

[@chelseahorror9691]

nice try, FBI man

[@bonkeytonk]

1:39 I can't believe I made a cameo in Monster Factory!

[@TheRalouch]

Put it in your resume

[@medb1996]

good job barbie my boy

[@ericf6476]

Ffc

[@psyducktective]

But have any of these teens heard the good news about Pan???

[@kristinad4810]

shaduf they need Merle to educate them

[@tommy71995]

*I wish my teacher had to live in a trash can*

[@Fuzzthefurr]

"You put the design upside down, then you can wear the shirt either way." I... what? "Why can't we get animated tattoos?" WHAT?

[@Urfzs]

he was a skater boi, she said "see you later boi" he wasn't dank enough for her

[@robertsmithfan877]

this comment aged like milk

[@SW33wNecie]

I miss the title and end cards.

[@youreallinsane]

That was for the just like art ones, i think

[@wervty]

youreallinsane i think they meant the ones that are black and white with a different popular song and the ratings of these good good monsters

[@TheTrashball]

Zeke Teenweed is the true Flip wizard

[@TrekkerLLAP]

Oh shit, sweet flips

[@jezZzZzZzZzZ]

Arguable. Taako and Zeke Teenweed should have a sick flip contest.

[@TippiGordon]

I must be freaking eight years old, because every time they say "fart school", I laugh hysterically.

[@carolinealmeida5606]

the ratings are back!! i'm glad this good cop boy got to get his rating at the end

[@vee1766]

I feel like "That's So Zeke" should have been the title of this Monster Factory. It' also sounds very Disney Channel-ish, the teens love Disney Channel. Right ? Okay, the younger teens then. Or the older ones on drugs probably.

[@rachelladue1572]

you might be remembering from deep in your subconcsious the actual disney channel xd show called Zeke and Luther which was, wait for it, about two friends who loved to skateboard

[@hamboy8485]

This is the hardest i've laughed at monster factory since Totinos and the Boy Mayor

[@stasa3488]

Ham Boy there’s something really good about random players having to interact with these monstrosities as the mcelroys play it totally straight

[@Jen_X]

This may be the most radical teen yet.

[@BarethyCraig]

It's my favourite 30 under 30 media luminary

[@frankied3777]

finally my cousin Throckmorton has a worthy rival

[@TrekkerLLAP]

The lack of sound when the goop goes over the screen - very good. Thank you for this change. My ears thank you too.

[@caracoops6898]

My cool skating mcelboys

[@jesterhooves]

i love how funny the comment sections of every single mcelroy centered video is

[@AgsmaJustAgsma]

Zeke loves The Rock, but does Zeke love God's Favorite Mistake?

[@madscientistshusta]

Agsma, Just Agsma zeke is one of gods colors

[@pikarina1]

you know this one's good when the title is enough to make you cry

[@Optimustully]

Three years in, and The Rock is still unproblematic. So far so good, my sweet sweet boys.

[@abj6920]

Four years later I realize that "the son" just straight up says that they are in a drug-free server and is even confused that the name teenweed is allowed!! This is so satisfying! Being in a dryg free server explains the "don't do drugs" that appears and always seemed super weird to mw

[@S3WER_DWELLER]

i miss this era

[@MildlyAmusing]

Whoa, I'm in Monster Factory. That's really cool.

[@DanThibodeau1]

Holy shit you're Zeke's son

[@gregohreee]

why isn’t this comment at the top youtube.com?

[@steamyrobotlove]

6 people didn't graduate fart school.

[@Jonbutter]

Love that you can see Rich Evans in the background during the first part of this vid

[@talonfelisa]

I haven't seen anyone mention it, but I very much appreciated Griffin's Justin Timberlake reference with "Future Drugs / Love Sounds"

[@littleratfella6857]

THEY RANKED HIM! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

[@jopeace8154]

I give Zeke a 6 out of 9

[@jopeace8154]

get it it’s like the sex number

[@bonbonbiscuits]

nice

[@kmlac6596]

Nice

[@jTech50]

nothing makes me happier than looking at the view disparity between a monster factory video and literally any other polygon video

[@atomictacoman]

you missed the opportunity to call him Zank.

[@quadrophrenic]

i just came back from the future and animated tattoos are totally a thing

[@CountSnaqula]

This is the funniest Monster Factory so far. Thank you so much for bringing back the ratings system!

[@strangegrey3868]

The part where the guy is in the hoodie and the back of his head is just hollow got me, especially the part at the end where they just yell and cut away.

[@gamergril5940]

thanks to Zeke Teenweed I'll never even look at the drugs

[@AmandaBee]

The wait between each monster factory feels like so much longer than two weeks

[@DJAndvil]

the tattoo slidin' around Zeke's arm gave me some Teeny Little Super Guy vietnam-style flashbacks

[@deebee5378]

Zeke looks like he's cartridge titling Goldeneye 64.

[@Froggiespit]

Are we all just gonna pretend this isn’t Jake coolice ?

[@bucketsaremyfriend]

I've never laughed that hard at a KZbin video. "You want one of my watches?" had me legit crying.

[@anxoanimates2569]

I have so many monsters stored in my mind but somehow I always forget abt Zeke Teenweed, Teenage Drug MLM Salesteen

[@cluelesswanderer]

Spooky zombie man buys soda at 1:13

[@stephenholt6956]

I just watched 2 men giggle at a fart sound effect for 10 minutes and I loved every minute

[@debra-sue]

this video did more to prevent teen drug use than the entire national D.A.R.E program

[@dafkakafka]

um hi was ring of fire by johnathan fucking cash playing at the end because i was not prepared

[@dafkakafka]

losing my MIND at the subtle random reference of "FutureDrugs/LoveSounds" at 11:49

[@Taiyama2]

Oh, this episode had me DYING. Monster Factory is always good, but I'm crying here. God bless those clean-livin' teens.

[@GinoZump]

i just enjoy these boys talking so much!

[@portaljumper339]

The saddest thing is that I legitimately wore tye-dye and camo together for a large portion of my youth

[@welcometothejaam988]

Definetly not an undercover cop. Nope.

[@caseywheelwright4769]

With crazy flips like that? Can't be. Plus, you know he's legit because of FART SCHOOL

[@DigitaIJustice]

Zeke Teenweed is literally an undercover cop and even he never pushes mongo.

[@Creekbed_art]

These glorious gentlemen foresaw the coming of Elbertson’s famous “Royal Flush” and were truly visionaries of their time

[@robertsmithfan877]

i love the title of the video so much

[@AnnKilzer]

Can you imagine if I was Cop? Anyway, you got any METH?

[@SnowCatKroe]

I will fucking vote for "It's so Zeke" to replace every positive exclamation in every language ever.

[@bunnykristen98]

9:06. i love the escalating just realization and then just it cuts out. beautiful.

[@chloewestwood5511]

zeke teenweed takes us to fart school is one of the raddest, most 2004-est titles you could have ever given this vid.

[@silverope]

dude: Where do you work out? Zeke Teenweed: At Tony Hawk's Underground (2003)

[@alligatrix]

17:03 made me snort the water i was drinking out of my nose even though this is like my fifth rewatch 😭 something about zeke teenweed confidently striding through thin air about to fall directly on his squished fucking head is just...... mwah

[@kenzhie3d]

i know this video came out 2 years ago and there’s probably not a lot of ppl reading the comments here anymore but i just wanna let yall know i got a tony hawk ad before this and im glad to see tony hawk himself supports the message of this video