Monsters vs. Aliens but only when General W.R. Monger is on screen

[@obligatedorb5202]

"You gotta better idea N E R D?" * *Asserts dominance**

[@F0rev3r.B0red]

Perfect profile to be a man

[@WendigoRiverYT]

As soon as I started reading this comment it played the part 🤣

[@Southern_Crusader]

You just made my day. Your profile picture made it even better.

[@davecrupel2817]

I had forgotten about that wedgie untill seeing it again here! Funniest shit I've seen in the last month's time! 😂😂😂😂

[@davecrupel2817]

2:33

[@sirhandsomebeans]

"You got a better idea, nerd?" **PROCEEDS TO GIVE A GROWN MAN A WEDGIE IN FRONT OF THE PRESIDENT**

[@notkingali1798]

*asserts dominance*

[@petepeterson5917]

And then frightens THE PRESIDENT when he gets close to him

[@starwarsfan5492]

I wish our government was this straightforward

[@pyroboi7003]

Why do you think they made him general

[@crumchylettuce]

*FLEX TAPE CANT FIX THAT*

[@dwayne1625]

Han Solo gets his own spinoff movie yet this guy doesn’t get shit.

[@leolizard3152]

This, this isn’t a guy, he’s an immortal god.

[@BMoney8600]

This guy deserves a day of celebration

[@American-knight-hawk]

Agent Of Freedom i agree but Pixar or who ever don’t care

[@justfantastic2877]

He's in the show

[@dwayne1625]

I’d just like to say thank you for all the likes.

[@dillonhaynes6427]

"I'm so proud I'd cry, if I hadn't lost my tear ducts in the war" Most manly statement ever

[@breakfaith3031]

"there'll be time for not crying later" is a close second

[@wessmoore7894]

Assuming the movie takes place around the time it was released, he would’ve been born just before 1920. So the war in question could’ve been any from WWII onward. I’m betting it was either WWII or the Korean War.

[@wessmoore7894]

@Manuel Camelo Besides “it’s war, shit happens”? No idea.

[@raspberryjam3724]

@Manuel Camelo I just assumed he was a POW at one point and his captors removed his tear ducts for some reason

[@sullysquid674]

@@wessmoore7894 vietnam might be closer

[@alechome8021]

“What a great way sir to celebrate my 90th birthday” Im sorry what

[@thesenate5291]

My man's is actually 89 and lugging around a parachute 24/7

[@nice7530]

@@thesenate5291 must be the organic coffee

[@AppleOfThineEye]

@@nice7530 N O N F A T

[@sammyjaohnson5631]

@@AppleOfThineEye *N* *O* *N* *C* *O* *F* *F* *E* *E*

[@lebarondeminuit3580]

Warren Monger... "Warmonger" nice

[@canadiangopnik7007]

I love how he’s the most stereotypical “bad guy general” in nearly all of animation, but he’s actually a good guy

[@Gorilla_Violence]

His name is W(a)R monger, doesn’t get more on the nose than that

[@monseurwanksalotte3477]

@@Gorilla_Violence cool it with the anti-semitism

[@Blueskiesnclear]

@@monseurwanksalotte3477 boo

[@Gorilla_Violence]

@@monseurwanksalotte3477 wait what???? I thought war monger was a term for someone who caused wars?????

[@thesenate5291]

@@Gorilla_Violence Their making a nose joke

[@juanmateoblando6423]

“We need a Hail Mary pass, we need RAW power, WE NEED MOnsters” -General W.R. Monger

[@mintberrycrunch3630]

Juan Mateo Blando With a Big Trap

[@sheepeyoutube]

“Hmm, clever.”

[@mintberrycrunch3630]

“Pull the lever, Kronk”

[@kabuto1859]

1:38 Thank me later

[@LordTylerBluGunderson]

@MintBerry Crunch *WRONG LEVEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

[@PhantoMace2012]

I audibly laughed at the fact that less than a second was taken out at 3:18 because he was out of sight for just a split moment.

[@whiteface513abandonedchann8]

Same

[@richardsaplenty8020]

There was some real effort put into this vid

[@roby4504]

I'll co-chief a can

[@Feralbreed]

If War Monger ain't in it, I don't wanna see it.

[@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275]

Professionals have standards

[@thomasmarston1078]

'oh come on now Debbie don't cry, it makes my knees hurt' why is this line so damn *funny*

[@Residentnoob740]

Tom Marston you mean oh come on now little Debbie don’t cry it makes my knees hurt*

[@HaxxorElite]

Because you are 12

[@Residentnoob740]

HaxxorElite I am offended

[@thomasmarston1078]

@@HaxxorElite I am 21.

[@punishedredruby]

misogyny? Since crying and make knees soggy

[@tgsmokio]

Im not a cyborg -General Monger, A war veteran that caught a Giant Women and shoot to a man.

[@kitthekat04]

Slenderfly *D I C C*

[@awsumsas]

"A Giant Women"

[@AwkwardDogeE]

That's 90 years old

[@Jdmenendez22]

*Plays Giant Woman*

[@DoomKid]

“Shoot to a man”

[@bolbi1016]

*“Please Don’t Cry, It Makes My Knees Hurt.”*

[@brunocaro6366]

I never understood that line

[@mrmeek5421]

Mr Annonymous I still don’t get it

[@ScoutNess]

Hi wobbufett

[@htrademark]

Mr Annonymous I’m pretty sure it’s a reference to the fact that some people who had knee surgery/implants claim that rain “hurts” their knee. He’s claiming that the crying would be like rainfall, which would cause physical pain in his knee. You can look up the knee symptom thing.

[@brunocaro6366]

@@htrademark he is the Messiah

[@ARCH4_NGEL]

3:39 I love how he is a 4 star general yet still has an unreasonably large enlisted rank patch on his uniform.

[@captin-crane3324]

He’s proud he enlisted and became a four star general and a warden of a top secret prison of monsters. Dude did his duty but didn’t forget he roots

[@StephenDurnan]

He collects them like a boy scout

[@aldrichcruz9321]

Give him 5 star general!

[@_greenrunner_]

I just realised his name is literally war monger

[@HonneTheFinnicHeathen]

His name is Chad

[@LePenguin]

@@HonneTheFinnicHeathen Chad War Monger

[@y2123-l8c]

Leave a like in my comment Please

[@SigismundSonOfDorn]

Same haha

[@SigismundSonOfDorn]

@theplayboymaster oof, what pains me is that you're not entirely wrong

[@legendofsonic3979]

His name is literally War Monger and he's the most reasonable person in the whole movie.

[@SmokeyOwOs]

He's 90+ He's got that old people wisdom

[@spicyryan3853]

@@SmokeyOwOs excuse me. What!

[@thosebloodybadgers8499]

@@spicyryan3853 the secret is yoga and a healthy diet!

[@hitroy1054]

Top 10 characters who could defeat Thanos (with gauntlet)

[@user-en4eo1cc4t]

Until he goes to raid the alien's ship riding Dreamworks's mothra full Rambo mode.

[@Theemeraldgamestone]

tf2s soldier with less lead water in his diet

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Yup.

[@NightCookie2002]

May you rest in piece Rick may

[@slved]

base jumper

[@LeonTuMade4]

i am the spy

[@GalacticFox32]

I won't be surprised if this is soldier in 40 years

[@casta9087]

The fact that the movie still makes perfect sense by just showing the scenes where he's on screen

[@joebob4579]

I guess hes the most important xharacter

[@Sm0keySa1m0n]

His name should’ve been General Exposition

[@gloombucks]

i feel like i hear “I TELEPORTED BREAD” whenever i see this man

[@kingofproxies8025]

Yes

[@firefox524]

What? How much did you send?

[@AReallySpookyPybro]

@@firefox524 “VHERE?! VHERE HAVE YOU’VE BEEN SENDING!”

[@firefox524]

@@AReallySpookyPybro I have done nothing but teleport bred for three days

[@bluemrgutsy8351]

Pootis Spencer here

[@BugsyFoga]

Now here's a man who could defeat Thanos without even breaking a sweat.

[@getnaenaed4222]

Is it because he lost his sweat glands in the war?

[@DeltaBlazin]

@@getnaenaed4222 He lost a lot in the war, but has gained so much.

[@anotherconsumer3044]

With the infinity gauntlet no less.

[@bambi20082148]

He also says inevitable

[@SlurpyTheDog]

I see you more often then Justin Y tbh

[@joyasmit5878]

The tip of his nose looks like a bowling pin and I can’t unsee it

[@zbdmo4914]

Why did I have to read this I can't unsee it now

[@volt1068]

It hangs off in such a way that I just want to snap it off of the rest of his nose.

[@toast3374]

In what way does that look like a bowling pin

[@tyroneblackmann]

@@toast3374 penis

[@lexaiuskenjiro5867]

His nose looks like a sword

[@fasty7878]

"Hit me with a double venti organic, chocolate brownie, caramel frappucchino, extra hot with one inch of foam! *Non-fat.* "

[@wessmoore7894]

Frappuccino + extra hot = wtf?

[@izzyj.1079]

@@wessmoore7894 The writers probably just combined a bunch of generic coffee terms to make something that sounds ridiculous, without regard (or likely any knowledge) as to whether it made any sense.

[@donovanulrich348]

It was a set up to push the nuke button And the General was still pissed about his coffee XD Not the nuke launch

[@thebighurt2495]

"Non-fat" Man had to make it to 90 SOMEWHOW.

[@edd4816]

*tooth click*

[@mynamewastaken306]

The fact that Monger is 89-90 years old is hilarious to me

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

I thought he was like 60

[@flyingrancidm00nfish7]

5:06 well this is his secret to looking young at that age

[@buggybits2242]

1:20 he zipped up his fly

[@trickyrichard]

@@MASTEROFEVIL he says he was their warden for 50 years implying he started doing his alien capture arny career at age 30

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

@@trickyrichard so he pretty much spent his whole life in the army

[@thatonespirit8358]

General W.R Wonger Born: Unknown Estimated life span: *I N D E F I N A T E*

[@aetherian31]

*L Y*

[@keithkania3810]

He has not gotten his permission to die

[@Gotobar]

He was 90 years old in this movie, he fought in every war since World War II

[@poiema247]

😂😂😂😂

[@SkullboyMus1c]

Let's see here, the movie came out on March 27, 2009, minus 90 years... Yep, he was born on March 27, 1919.

[@mofomo6209]

The fact that we’re all confused at how he’s been the warden for 50 years and they clear it up by just making him 90

[@lolololololutrythcfy]

he stays lookin young bc he minds his own business

[@Flarflenugen]

@@lolololololutrythcfy I'm pretty sure he's just too angry to die.

[@artratengo]

@@Flarflenugen villains never die, otherwise the hero wouldnt have someone to always win against

[@Flarflenugen]

@@artratengo this explains the us presidents...

[@snewp_e2139]

@@Flarflenugen whos the hero though? Terrorists?

[@histhoryk2648]

General W.R. Monger is a hero. He prevented a nuclear conflict just by releasing monsters to fight aliens. This guys need a promotion from general to arcgeneral

[@qui-gonjinn3322]

General of the Armies is more like it.

[@matthiuskoenig3378]

America should introduce the rank of field marshal just for him

[@medicindisquise4271]

I can't believe W.R Monger himself said "Nuclear weapons aren't an option"

[@imgvillasrc1608]

Warmaster should be a perfect title and rank

[@flatearthisahoax4030]

Commander of the Union Army would have been more like it

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

Remember the dude from Jetpack Joyride? This is him.

[@whitefire5235]

Feel old yet?

[@salmanojdboi]

Ordinary Goose maybe

[@Geldy83]

I feel *old*

[@HonneTheFinnicHeathen]

Chad

[@DeltaBlazin]

Barry has been through some shit.

[@marvinletni7146]

Alternate title: Monsters vs. Aliens but only the valid and important parts

[@J.J08]

Y e s.

[@avelus5984]

Yes.

[@sterbi9722]

Yes

[@shrek7901]

@crookback Why are u gae?

[@SoProKToTheK]

Hal?

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

He looks like the type of guy to say "Nanomachines son"

[@toothpastesoup9745]

They harden in response to physical trauma

[@masterbison8957]

Nuh, his knees wouldn't hurt, then.

[@thecountercounter9127]

@@masterbison8957 its not physical, its emotional trauma that makes his knees hurt

[@Thekickingturtle]

@@thecountercounter9127 I want this feel to go away

[@kultkaiser]

How horrible would it be to have a son made out of nanomachines

[@Aegon1]

This dudes 90 and he’s the most tough badass in most family friend movies

[@kyvilfongkot6372]

Mayne he have some alien tech on his body

[@ianfairfield8373]

@@kyvilfongkot6372 Now there’s a thought

[@danielcarrera886]

Maybe he’s a world war 2 super soldier

[@human-zf5yu]

0:38 "This place is an x-file, wrapped in a cover up and deep fried in a paranoid conspiracy" Sounds…… familiar.

[@nungbear1398]

Secure Contain [ R E D A C T E D]

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

And yet you can't quite remember it, can you?

[@KonpakuYoumu2003]

"How to introduce your children into D-Class"

[@CoolVictor2002]

spc

[@Squify69]

@@CoolVictor2002 ah yes the spc foundation lol

[@AppleOfThineEye]

"Don't cry - it makes my knees hurt." The cleverness of this joke is severely underrated.

[@CC-zw9ku]

Uh....explain I’m dumb

[@AppleOfThineEye]

@@CC-zw9ku Sometimes, elderly people can predict storms by pain they have in their joints. Usually this occurs in the knees. If Ginormica were to cry, it would be like a storm, so the general is making a pun on the old adage aforementioned.

[@AppleOfThineEye]

@Keegan Young Yes, I'm aware it's scientific and not purely superstition.

[@TwistedFireX]

@@AppleOfThineEye Never heard that before, learn something new every day.

[@DeepEye1994]

@@AppleOfThineEye "Oh, my bones are aching! Storm's coming up, Ani, you better get home quick!"

[@dennisv3435]

"My God man, what have you DONE??" - 90 year old General in charge of basically Area 51 for 50 years who lost his tear ducts but not his eyes during a war

[@wabch]

it can be summed he committed various war crimes during WW2

[@BattleDroidCommanderonabreak]

Alex Morales he said “basically”. Wooosh.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

He looks good for 90.

[@stanisawkrzyzaniaktheoviraptor]

It is area 51

[@stanisawkrzyzaniaktheoviraptor]

Or area fiftysomething

[@MagisterV224]

Honestly, Monger was the realest character in this show. He actually offered solutions rather than empty thoughts

[@lusilverrr]

"thank you Mr. President" -General W.R Monger, philosopher, religious figure

[@jegvids101]

The Sun Tzu of our generation

[@studioshinobi7159]

I mean, your not wrong

[@MarkiplierMeatMuncher8]

When you realise that this movie is just family friendly SCP

[@silverbro13]

"Family friendly"

[@williambeavers9046]

The logo of the facility looks like one variations the SCP sigil.

[@computer_dude]

Holy fucking shit, only realized this now.

[@D13G0Z]

God dammit i just writed a comment about that

[@andrewgradilla7283]

@@D13G0Z wrote* sorry

[@yoelazar3810]

2:30 I love how he slowly approaches him with that cocky smile before asserting his dominance

[@AL66WV]

shit, i have never noticed that before 🤣🤣🤣

[@fastbandit1853]

Literally me with my homie.

[@StefanoGamer30]

You got a better idea nerd?

[@sailor_guy9841]

His smiling face is like “OoOoOoO boi I have missed this since my time as a bully in College”

[@ragingpotato4093]

"You got a better idea nerd?" 😂

[@johnortiz6129]

3:18 when I was younger I was perplexed by Bob's molecular make up. But now, after two years of chemistry classes my dream of synthesizing him is much closer!

[@whiteface513abandonedchann8]

He's a sentient non-newtonian fluid

[@Nicolas-zw5ex]

In my country hes known as mocus

[@GameLover45408]

Good for you.

[@TheMemeLord700]

Never give up on your dream!

[@KirbyLinkACW]

5:08 As a Starbucks employee, not only do I understand his lingo, but I also realized that it contradicts itself.

[@AlejandroFlores-vi8tl]

Pls explain

[@talas7131]

He said "non-fat" at the end.

[@jonquilgemstone]

@@talas7131 Everyone knows the "non-fat" part is just for appearances~

[@Playuh]

Yamazaki Tomoya an extra hot Frappuccino doesn’t work because a frappe is blended ice how you gonna make that hot

[@jonquilgemstone]

@@Playuh Shhhh, he's Monger...Don't question him 😂

[@SubsWithoutAnyVideos-wo4hm]

“Thank you Mr. President. What a great way to celebrate my 90th birthday.* *Top 10 anime plot twists of all time*

[@tgsmokio]

Watchmojo has gone to far

[@y2123-l8c]

*give my comment likes please*

[@averagecat4220]

20.000 Subs with no videos How about no?

[@jacobduggan8008]

He fought in the First World war

[@Sir_Gwan]

@Dory he likes it *non fat*

[@biggmackthewackslack6654]

"This place is an X-File...Wrapped in a Cover-Up, and DEEP FRIED in a Paranoid Conspiracy" Fucking love that line.

[@sonicroachdoggjrraven3263]

It’s perfect

[@TheMemeLord700]

Makes me want KFC

[@ElonSmoking]

JFK movie reference. "A Mystery Wrapped in a Riddle Inside an Enigma"

[@conradostarwars]

I like the way he say "X-File"

[@jonnyrawket8158]

In retrospect I realize this guy would’ve been the stereotypical evil general type. But somehow he’s the most levelheaded and nice guy the whole film.

[@gorft4stic]

I absolutely forgot that she was turned into a giant and that the general is a regular sized human.

[@kyvilfongkot6372]

Atleast it not a worm on her back

[@jupitersnoot4915]

@@kyvilfongkot6372 Hah...hah...hahaha...*cries*

[@resumethyvideo7631]

@@jupitersnoot4915 wut

[@tranqle73]

Would make her assumption he’s normal even more hilarious

[@arthurmcghee9273]

@@kyvilfongkot6372poor

[@LinnaeusOSM]

Alternative Title: Monster vs Aliens but only the sexy scenes

[@clownworldhereticmyron1018]

I could never have predicted being attracted to a 90 year old yet here we are.

[@BlossomPathOnStage15]

@@LTraficante He is

[@smexyjabba5346]

@@LTraficante he says he’s 90, you’re wrong

[@augustdalton8742]

@@LTraficante 4:47

[@aisyarnr]

@@clownworldhereticmyron1018 so there's this senior citizen... 😳😗

[@BaskBall2]

I’m angry that the best character only has 5 minutes of screen time

[@lennysummers6672]

*cough cough* Hathaway *cough*

[@panuru9175]

Best waifu XD

[@alfieingrouille1528]

Yes

[@GeneralHeavy]

and 27 seconds

[@m60pattoncovidiot29]

My fav is the president tho

[@MegaManic64]

1:14 I love how he turns before the doors close.

[@Arikz241]

"that's why i always wear a parachute lietuanant!" Me: *First GTA 5 character flashbacks*

[@jacobp.2024]

I just realized that they set that up when he parachuted into the conference room. I love this character so much.

[@GIJesse-xo1vl]

You can let go of me now lieutenant.

[@bobmcbobson9639]

I like how one of military badges is Shrek

[@clintdona4586]

Bob McBobson omg I never noticed that

[@CrisReed2]

He watched Shrek 3 and survived to tell the tale.

[@Theakritas_]

Are you a wizard?

[@cogniferous2537]

A soldier of culture.

[@tedwink6652]

Guess he used to fight in Battle for swamp defending Shrek's Fortress

[@MIKEYYZN]

“How long will I be here?” “I N D E F I N E T L Y” Well boys we did it. We did a lyric chain of the whole video

[@tedayuth9845]

*can I contact my parents?*

[@pokemon_trainer_isaiah]

*No*

[@MIKEYYZN]

*Derek?*

[@ksubswithnovideos-jb2do]

Negative

[@spongetea6785]

*do they know where I am?*

[@shiroecchi]

Can't believe I've never realized the fact that Gral. Monger has a Shrek badge...

[@santividal9387]

This explains the GigaChad energy glowing from him

[@frocco7125]

LMAO IT'S TRUE!

[@captin-crane3324]

Wtf it’s true?!

[@Goated_EddieBrock]

Maybe Shrek was one of the monsters he tried to capture

[@josephthememe2555]

*So is NO ONE gonna talk about him wearing a SHREK badge in this movie!?*

[@stormpants1638]

Why is your comment bolded?

[@flamingcat1101]

@@stormpants1638 Who is you're comment bolded

[@stormpants1638]

@@flamingcat1101 Oh yeah? Well, WHAT is your comment bolded?

[@flamingcat1101]

@@stormpants1638 what is my comment. Well... How is YOUR COMMENT bolded?

[@flamingcat1101]

@@stormpants1638 is that the hellrazer from doom 2016

[@skyehimalaya8047]

I finally, after like eight years, now realize his name is "General War Monger"

[@meatman2203]

Same here. I literally needed it spelled out to me to get that joke. Lol

[@rustyrussell2537]

General Wilson Arnold Rambo Monger.

[@Nicolas-zw5ex]

@Manuel Camelo Bush

[@fujimizuki9727]

I don’t get it

[@Raine749]

@@fujimizuki9727W.R monger… warmonger

[@bryanna-1771]

The most astonishing part is that a character named "W.R. Monger" just said that nukes aren't an option, like He's the most rational person I've seen-

[@homerunhitter9024]

★Zoechu★ W.R. Monger=Warmonger (aka someone who encourages violence)

[@NexusProductions-rz1sv]

The character named W.R Monger who literally fuses Suicide Squad and Pacific Rim's plots together... is the most level headed character in the movie.

[@Blitz_IngaMCZ]

Personally, I think it’s because he’d rather use his OWN fists before a “relatively” anticlimactic nuke.

[@noconnection1839]

Can't wage war if nothings left. (Nuked)

[@JohnSmith-lt1ck]

@@noconnection1839 Underrated comment 😂

[@christianaguiare544]

After thinking it over, I’m starting to think that Monger had always wanted to set the monster team free, It shows just how close he was with the detainees (specifically B.O.B.) by attending his birthday party and raising him from infancy according to the Netflix shorts. So now that there was an actual crisis outside the governments control, he actually leaped into the board room with a full presentation of his monsters. Then even after he fulfilled his end of the deal with their freedom, he told them of how much it affected him as their warden with a salute before accessing them boarding to the ship, even when it risked his life in the process. For a War Monger this dude was a Hero

[@padraickennedy1232]

I dont understand how this film isn't more of a main stream meme.

[@Vooblebooble]

Same reason as Sharktale. It's really hard on the eyes

[@BMoney8600]

ViaVia idk why hell, they got Seth Rogen for this!

[@lordmaplefrost]

There is also a TV series, and it was glorious.

[@evelynlonely]

ViaVia Sharktale was the bomb back in the day (sort of) but this one I literally only heard about it from the memes

[@sabersz]

It grossed 380 million at the box office, with a budget of 175 million. I actually just watched it (as in, it ended 3 minutes before I'm writing this) just because of this video. It was alright, for a kids film

[@jahredharrison4069]

The character design makes every single person look like they come from a Boomer political comic

[@xdog9388]

everyone looks like characterchures to me

[@sergeantmarcusstackerM1903]

He remids me of General Jack Ripper from Dr. Strangelove

[@Vooblebooble]

Oh my god your absolutely right, no wonder this film is so ugly to look at

[@TVJUNK85]

Not even gonna lie: that's exactly what it's *supposed* to look like. Like that was the design inspiration: 1950s/60s political propaganda cartoons. That, and MAD Magazine cartoons.

[@couriertx]

X DOG lego I think that’s the point of the art style. It’s taking 60’s sci-fi horror tropes and turning it over it’s head.

[@rocklobster420]

This is just American Stroheim.

[@raptorjesus9054]

Y0u UtT eR fO 0l

[@glitched7460]

You UDDER fool!

[@commonwriternext]

Except he said he's not a cyborg

[@-elthiccy-1388]

“AMERICA IS THE BEST IN THE WOOOOORLD!”

[@edwardrichtofen9112]

I get it von stroheim from jojo

[@reganbond61]

“Monsters, I’m so proud of you that I could cry if I hadn’t lost my read ducts in the war” 👁👄👁

[@aweeeeh5255]

Lmao he must be blind by now

[@NTB0]

SCP Foundation: “this edible ain’t shit”. *bass boosted regular show intro*

[@phud69]

Cuts to among us yellow dancing with echoed fart noise

[@cursedbutter]

@@phud69 **bruh intensifies**

[@subbtract4730]

@@cursedbutter bing bing bang

[@dylfai]

Bro ate a 420-J brownie

[@salmonegg4321]

@@phud69 Proceed to add in random sounds and noises

[@snorseburger7381]

Me seeing Monger: “The white haired Woman is just THICC in height” Anyone who hasn’t seen MVA: “Man Monger is STICC in height.”

[@snorseburger7381]

*cough* I got a KZbin channel with okay editing for a beginner *cough* . I know you don’t care but the algorithm sucks. Only vid that got seen at all was my react to new amnesia.

[@rosielogan9212]

@@snorseburger7381 You should get that cough checked out

[@snorseburger7381]

Jaxson Logan I know it’s horrible and pathetic. I guess I’m just afraid of the hours to some of the things going to waste.

[@Purple_Sloth]

SnorseBurger™️WithTP did you just advertise your KZbin in a comment?

[@snorseburger7381]

Sloth maybe just a little bit. (Sorry for joking around I know it’s a dumb thing to do)

[@ms.chomper5024]

General Monger looks like Soldier from Tf2 without his helmet.

[@SonicPman]

except with a much, *much* taller head

[@guilhermehank4938]

You are all weak You are all BLEEDERS

[@Theakritas_]

@@SonicPman also a bit fatter and shorter

[@jordannetwork9046]

Buts smarter

[@bigblackman7]

Yes

[@Scarlettspider-h4v]

1:41 the way he says "WE NEED... Monsters" the detail on that animation , the pores and the aftershave and lip detail is just amazing, it must have taken a lot to get this movie animated

[@YourLocalEarthWubbox]

Monsters, Of course! It’s so simple! I’m… im not following you.

[@turdblaster923]

2:21 *loses brain cells in the middle of a meeting*

[@TrueSpider-Man]

yes just yes

[@spiffy3430]

Zoom meetings do this much better.

[@christopherlmoo]

What do you mean?

[@Sword_Man_YT]

*ThErE wIlL bE zErO cOnTaCt WiTh ThE oUtSiDe WoRlD*

[@kuro_sleepy_ashservamp2289]

C o r o n a t i me 👀

[@lexaiuskenjiro5867]

Perhaps

[@mexa_t6534]

That has a whole new meaning now, doesn’t it

[@rangopistacho6928]

Introverts be like

[@vannah_04]

That's relevant

[@brunobuccharati2424]

Girl: Eats Burger The boys in the class: 1:14

[@averagecat4220]

Bruno Bucciarati How did you feel when you became capo?

[@HelloCarrie923]

😂😂😂😂

[@Punished_Mordequan]

And the award for best comment goes to...

[@thewalkingmic5]

😂😂?? why is this so funny

[@2morewoods58]

Bruno Bucciarati 😂😂😂

[@osmanyousif7849]

1:30 “And we all know nukes ain’t an option.” Every President in a nutshell: Sure they are.

[@dreadscott2662]

5:13 his teeth clicking together is mesmerizing

[@dumpling5]

non fat

[@gabobei1991]

5:14 for instantaneous click

[@soggy5854]

@@gabobei1991 *ughhh* *HNNNN*

[@ksaalpine339]

Thank you i thought I was the only one

[@stephaniesnedden4849]

Non fat

[@ButterStick64]

2:19 “And our latest edition...” *puts a woman on screen* “....”

[@BarnacleThe2nd]

... *sir these monsters*

[@guilhermehank4938]

Well I guess giant women would be monsters in their time of the month

[@ButterStick64]

Guilherme Almeida LMFAOOOO

[@lexaiuskenjiro5867]

More like “when you put up the wrong picture”

[@lucarin8191]

@@guilhermehank4938 HAHAHA I DIDNT THINK OF THAT!!!! God, imagine the smell!!!

[@shrekboiardee4276]

There are more muscles in this man's jaw then his own legs.

[@winterstar5750]

It's why his knees hurt

[@ootfan7882]

😂

[@TitusCastiglione1503]

This guy would fit into 40k perfectly, and would easily be one of the more heroic characters for that setting.

[@keitou7709]

2:19 "And our latest addition..." *_completely gives up_* "Sir these monsters are our best, and only chance to defeat that robot."

[@HMMadsen]

Underrated.

[@ItsActuallySaturn]

“Don’t we already have an alien problem general? I don’t think we need an monster problem too :)”

[@CoolerMike]

@@ItsActuallySaturn *You got a better idea, nerd?* [Gives Wedgie] I just had to type it

[@Katagelophobe]

I ruined ur 666 likes

[@kielgarcia5292]

@@ItsActuallySaturn General, I propose we go forward to your..Monster vs Aliens idea- B.O.B out of nowhere: P H A K T H E M

[@VOZmonsoon]

The fact that it cuts when the general walks behind the missing link at 3:16 kills me

[@thebiolibrary5572]

I'll cut ya if I can

[@insanexman1015]

Its called dedication to an art

[@sleepy_maxxz2366]

He HAS to be on screen

[@cyrus2295]

*wouldn’t you agree, Jean Pierre Polnareff?*

[@extrajerky2940]

*D-Diavolo!*

[@guccipetitben6939]

Nobody: General W.R. Monger: hit me with a double venti organic chocolate brownie carmel frappuccino extra hot with one inch of foam *non fat*

[@prycejarmon8254]

*teeth clicks*

[@White_Recluse]

69 likes. You know what that means.

[@TheBonkleFox]

Ngl that joke is kinda funny now to me.

[@HAHA-dq3ij]

He's secretly a white Starbucks girl

[@TheCrimsonKodiak]

@@White_Recluse I don't have enough for chicken nuggets! 😢

[@mclich]

Bob: "i may not have a brain, gentlemen, but i have an idea" W.R.Monger: "not only do i have an idea, but i have a plan"

[@soulangea]

LKIE FATHER LIKE SON

[@joshualisciarelli6960]

Alternate Title: _Monsters Vs. Aliens but it’s war propaganda_

[@memeswithcancer7506]

Joshua Lisciarelli LMAO

[@TheBuster0926]

I mean the dudes name is War Monger.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

If fighting is sure to result in victory... you must fight!!

[@joshualisciarelli6960]

@@basedbattledroid3507 Sun Ztu said that.

[@NinjasUseGlocks]

@@joshualisciarelli6960 and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal. because he invented it!

[@Tyguy161]

the clack of his teeth when he says "nonfat" really got me for some reason

[@robbiewalker2831]

5:13

[@LightmodePurgatory]

@@robbiewalker2831 my god man what have you done!!?

[@LenaHyena]

1:03 What parents tell their kids during quarantine

[@jacobfleming2212]

Lmao

[@lexaiuskenjiro5867]

*oh and one other thing, the government has changed your name to ginormica*

[@Elitus_knightus]

The opposite

[@xx_squirtle8621]

Girl: *Eats Burger * Her family: 1:14

[@majaaaaaaaaaawith10as]

This is what Europeans imagine when they hear the word "American"

[@ThePilot4ever]

3:25 Is that a Shrek medalion on the left side of his chest?!

[@glosterjavelin2111]

ThePilot4ever oh my god it is and all

[@abbieananas]

holy moly well spotted!

[@jrllpinheiro]

He’s got his respect from shrek

[@cl3019]

Omg can’t believe I haven’t noticed before

[@Maxx-kq5qh]

Jesus Christ

[@sushistudios5627]

It's sad the best character only is on screen for 5 minutes

[@nolan2852]

Brianna C nothing gold can stay.

[@lexaiuskenjiro5867]

He’s an old man who can’t do much

[@fahimalvi9521]

I liked the president more.

[@robertm.]

The U.S Army is the best in this Movie

[@robertm.]

This Movie was made in 2009 👽🦜🛩️

[@skateraptor12]

2:19 And our latest edition: *blacks out and forgets where he is and how he got there*

[@HunterIsRad]

Well he is 90. Well, 89 at the time of the scene.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

General W. R. Monger is a character and a half. He can't cry because he lost his tear ducts in the war, he oversees area- I shouldn't say its name, and LITERALLY ALWAYS wears a Parachute. I wouldn't doubt that at any time you see him, he has enough firepower on his person to overthrow a small nation singlehandedly.

[@VOLAIRE]

0:05 when we’re able to see each other after practicing social distancing

[@w3lp7]

𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 MMAOAAOAO YESSS

[@diouwubaka9872]

Lol

[@lexaiuskenjiro5867]

*ma’am I assure you I am NOT a cybord*

[@vriskaserketontheps5]

when we're able to see each other after the quarantines are over

[@ItsJade17]

𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 Samee

[@tragiclifeform347]

“Please little Debbie, don’t cry, it makes my knees hurt.” *wut*

[@GoldPrince2468]

tragiclifeform Her tears are like rain and sometimes sudden atmospheric changes will hurt or lock joints.

[@helphowdoichangepictwoyear9446]

@@GoldPrince2468 wait how does that happen

[@GoldPrince2468]

@@helphowdoichangepictwoyear9446 Go to a nursing home during bad weather for some examples. When weather changes it is usually a slow change, the atmospheric pressure in and out of your body can adjust but sometimes storms just happen. The harder the sudden rain, the sudden the change in atmosphere and your body can't adjust completely, especially around your joints and your more sensitive nerves. Nerve pain is a mystery and it starts occuring in your late 40's. It's like flash freezing a hot metal, the metal is forced to harden instead of adjust. That's not a great example because metal will stay hard once cooled while your joints will need to take 5 minutes or more to work again.

[@helphowdoichangepictwoyear9446]

@@GoldPrince2468 thanks for telling

[@helphowdoichangepictwoyear9446]

Now it makes more sense he says hes 90 years old

[@Southern_Crusader]

This guy is in charge of security at Area 51, imagine storming this guy.

[@TheBonkleFox]

He doesn't even lead a defense; he just lets everything out of containment just to have the pleasure of rounding it all back up

[@ihavenomindandimustthink]

The general is probably also some kind of SCP.

[@mercury2157]

How does Kiefer Sutherland have way more dialogue in here than he did in The Phantom Pain

[@thethantasticthea3385]

Oh I can hear it now, oh boy

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Truly criminal, first they replace David Hayter, but then when they have a great actor like Keifer Sutherland; they barely utilise his talents.

[@MatsuSenpaii]

Well, at least he voiced more too in other game (Call of Duty World at War) He voices Sgt. Roebuck on the game He sounds pretty good i think...

[@prosackmetheus5409]

I can't be the only one who unironically enjoyed this movie and the series it got.

[@GreMnMlin]

It got a series?

[@prosackmetheus5409]

@@GreMnMlin Yeah Only lasted for 2 seasons tho

[@CoolerMike]

Oh yeah I remember those Nick/DreamWorks shows that aired on there.

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

I loved the movie, but never saw the series. It isnt their best movie, but i enjoyed it

[@prosackmetheus5409]

@@lollikabosso.w.n7153 I know, right? All things considered, this was a very fun movie to watch.

[@MisterSenpaii]

3:52 Monger: "HANG ON TO YOUR SHOX, WE’RE GOING FOR A RIDE!" Also monger: *Safely lands*

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Socks

[@DuggzValentine]

Did he hold on to his SHOX tho?

[@Dragon_Slasher]

That why I always wear a parachute!!!

[@acelmo7007]

1:38 Fun fact: The General have an Shrek on the right of your uniform

[@notreec3]

Holy hell he does

[@Treeeee2008]

YOOOOO

[@henroid-n3j]

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the man we need to stop the coronavirus.

[@guilhermehank4938]

Just throw monsters at it

[@JohnSapato]

Monsters! Of course!

[@louminouz]

John Pollanen I....I’m not following you

[@JamesthePizzaMan]

You’re so funny...

[@Bload72productions]

We need a hail marry pass, we need raw power, we need.. MONSTERS

[@user-sx9qs2hr1q]

5:03 "good time for a cup of Joe" Me: *regarding incident 294-01 flashback*

[@MusingSprite3045]

**Sips from cup** "Why does this taste like my coworker?"

[@user-sx9qs2hr1q]

@@MusingSprite3045 lmao

[@chainsawboy2388]

@@MusingSprite3045 why tf does he know what his co worker tastes like lmao

[@e4rlygames]

@@chainsawboy2388 He totally did a job of the blow in that case

[@allthingsanime7413]

@@chainsawboy2388 you know alot of things you shouldnt after your first month in the scp foundation

[@coleuen]

Netflix: are you still watching? Someone’s Daughter: 2:11

[@publiccrown2382]

WILL SOMEONE GET HER OUT OF HERE?!

[@JamMasterJesus]

This is way too relatable

[@anthonybotello8027]

When you see Herbert The Straight Pervert take a girl in his Ice Cream truck

[@burtmacklin1939]

When she first sees it 3:00

[@smileguyanimations8776]

I don’t get it

[@flamingengi9922]

I would like to point out that in a short, WR Monger was able to dodge attacks with the grace of a dancer, this was before the movie so he's likely to be around his late 80s, still way to old to be such an athletic person

[@LePenguin]

We need Kiefer Sutherland in more animated movies like this

[@alexpollard7199]

"Consecutive! C! Q! C!"

[@youtubehandlesshouldsuckadick]

@@alexpollard7199 nah m8 leave that to david hayter

[@colemacgrath8846]

*THIS IS KIEFER?*

[@littleoreo7717]

AGREED

[@TheLegendaryHacker]

Nah bruh, Kiefer is a wayyyy better Big Boss, although david is a better Snake

[@numberonemorbiusfan9325]

General’s nose said: ⬅️⬇️➡️

[@xxtwistdxjok3rxx619]

WERE GOING FOR A RIDE (Gently falls down with a parachute)

[@chaoswarriorr7587]

That's why i always wear a parachute lieutenant

[@lexaiuskenjiro5867]

You can let go of me now lieutenant

[@TheAeroshade]

In all seriousness; this movie was highly underrated, deserved a sequel.

[@onethatobjects4960]

5:05 I love that Monger has a Starbucks girl order

[@matheusmariani3108]

Non-fat. *teeth click*

[@matthewsoucy9073]

But more Chad-like

[@radioactiveseaotter]

@@matthewsoucy9073 same thing

[@magicsashplaysmc4636]

The best part is I was informed how hard it is to make foam with nonfat milk, plus the fact that he says frappaciano extra hot which makes no sense and that makes it even funnier

[@toxxc.5449]

Me: how old is War Monger? Google: 2k years old

[@suitmanwithaknife4400]

He's immortal

[@Tizioincognito94]

I love when the main character has the spotlight he deserves.

[@lumi4178]

"This is a good way to celebrate my 90th birthday." HE'S FRICKING 90?!?!