Tik Toks I Found On The Weird Kids Phone

[@mangoslormpy7618]

XD that last one was the perfect send off

[@Yanobam]

random… but i like your profile picture. it’s so cute 🥺

[@mangoslormpy7618]

@@Yanobam thanks! ^_^ it's a se-monster verison of me, inspired by Pixar's "LUCA"

[@Yanobam]

@@mangoslormpy7618 omg i had a feeling it was from LUCA! it reminded me so much of it! did you draw it yourself? it’s amazing :D

[@mangoslormpy7618]

@@Yanobam I did draw it myself ^_^ Thanks so much!

[@braedantaylor5124]

"BUT ONLY 2 KINDS OF SILICON COOCHIE"

[@anth636]

0:35 she makes a great point though

[@deathrowbatman8756]

Fr fr!!!😂😂 I was saying "omg fr why though"

[@pelman]

honestly? its probably because with the big poops, theres more for the muscles in the rectum and sphincter to actually like, grab onto and push out, so the big poops are able to just slide right past because theres actually something to work with there. BUT, with the little poops, your whole body is trying its best to push out something thats just barely there; its like when you have to stretch your whole body out to grab something thats just BARELY within your reach from a sitting position, or when theres something blocking your way. theres only JUST enough there for your body to be able to do something with it, but it takes a lot more effort as a result. thats just my own speculation though!

[@deathrowbatman8756]

@@pelman 🤔Your speculation is extravagant and quite spot on. Needless to say, It makes alot if sense.

[@whois_ellie]

IKR!! Like you try the hardest and it's literally two rabbit poo pellets

[@jaycervantes8508]

@@pelman I just think big poops are heavy and easier to come out lol

[@yuyufan43]

The difference between being a child and an adult was that pizza with the cheese on it. We all want to do it… Being an adult means knowing we can’t fucking afford it 😭😭😭

[@between_mistral_and_mahrinui]

i work at a pizza place and honestly that pizza would not cook well at all. if you dont care about that though, go you

[@manuelramirez4067]

I felt for that shift manager dude saying stop. I used to work at a pizza place and we had to measure out our cheese on a scale to make sure we didnt even go an ounce over lol. That much cheese wouldve been a stupid waste of money,

[@InductedMist]

@@manuelramirez4067 I also feel like it was probably a joke on the employee's part. Manager shouldn't be talking to employees like they're his children.

[@danalove9659]

@@InductedMist What the heck wrong with you. She was wasted product which is wasting money manger had ever right to say what he did. In fact he was to nice in my opinion. Cheese is expensive. Wasting someone else money is not a joke.

[@lachlanlunn2077]

@@InductedMist Isn't that kinda his job though?

[@Alleytiger6]

3:44 Woody the Christmas tree has been haunting the dreams of Nova Scotian children for generations. This year he has been given a new face to better consume the souls of his young victims. listen to the cheers of fear!

[@2008-wii-remote]

His new face is worse fr

[@10101funday]

I was gonna see him as a kid but my mom opted out gonna visit him this year.

[@1baylee]

i live here and woody scares me 😭

[@ohwhatma]

@@1baylee hey do the eyes open?

[@chrispito_1612]

@@ohwhatma yes, better yet theres a photo circulatong of him missing an eye. When they turned him on the had to scream wake up woody. Im glad they got rid of him the year i was born so i didnt grow up with this nightmare

[@melonpie105]

9:08 there's a game where you can do this. it's called Super Liminal. it's one of my favorite games because the life lesson at the end is so relatable that it made me cry a bit.

[@Nic.wolfwood]

That's what I was about to comment! It's so good Also if you liked that I'd recommend The Beginners Guide! They have a similar vibe

[@mynameisntdave6012]

The lighter thief one has me dead 🤣💀

[@avacate6899]

1:50 mans really turned into perry the platypus

[@0iyafokenmook]

There's no hat that's just a platypus

[@hairbywho966]

9:37 gonna be stories like “I remember back then during my younger days we could use as much water as we wanted ” 😂😂😂

[@ukulelefreak4586]

Bro if the eyes were to open up at 3:40 I almost guarantee I would have just lost it 💀

[@chrispito_1612]

They open, its a tree in a mall from where i live Look up woody the christmas tree

[@andrewmitchell5807]

If they open everyone who moves gets shot

[@chrispito_1612]

@@andrewmitchell5807 oh god they open!!!!

[@FaacinLazyGardener]

They open and the stupid thing talks. My dad needed to take us every year to see this terrifying thing.

[@aliciamoon9816]

@@FaacinLazyGardener What's the story behind it? Like why is it there? What is it? I've never seen anything like that before lol.

[@fitz7663]

12:52 that's on purpose! A good therapist won't have you leave the session in a vulnerable state, that wouldn't be responsible. They get you warmed up at the start, get into the serious things at the end, and then lighten the tone at the end so you're upbeat and stable and able to go about the rest of your day. It also works as positive reinforcement for actually going to therapy and opening up; if the rest of the day sucked bc you were in a bad place at the end of the session, you'd be apprehensive to go back.

[@Ollie_nel]

Gonna tell my therapist she's doing a bad job (also last part is true I haven't gone in 3 months 🤪)

[@albertoramirez9429]

11:15 A Carnictis from Skull Island, from the movie King Kong by Peter Jackson, memorable note is being responsible for one of the most disturbingly brutal deaths scene with lovable Andy Serkis in an insect pit

[@milili27]

I was thinking about that. That was a terrible and memorable scene. 😫

[@botanicus2921]

Thanks! I was trying to find out where that was, I think it's Universal orlandos Kong attraction cue

[@kitkuwkiblu]

The one with being sick and smiling or laughing while watching is so true. Whenever I go and turn on my pc while being sick. Even for a moment to check something. My mother be like "oh good to know you're no more sick"

[@G50016]

I really hate that lol.. So what if I walk to the store, I am buying meds and have no one to do it for me! Just because I can walk does not mean I can work. "You best look away with those judging eyes before I mess you up!"

[@mememe8770]

4:23 why is no one talking about this it's hilarious

[@extremerocker45]

7:42 He has no one to blame but himself

[@fleabaggins]

I mean…he ordered it, why is that poor girl getting blamed for his bubble guts?

[@MeowKitty88]

2:23 was too funny....kids nowadays are HILARIOUS. Her children have a great sense of humor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm still dying LAUGHING

[@sergil.3423]

Wtf? 💀😭

[@inactive-k9j]

9:11 That's exactly what the main gimmick is in the game Superliminal lol

[@splinterxoxo]

IT'S CALLED BEING _✨RESOURCEFUL✨_

[@jt70SEVEN]

Dude eating his "dino nuggies" with chops sticks and McDonald's dippin sauces..what a sophisticated 5 year old he is 🤣

[@jesterokjones4954]

Seriously, once you get past the age of 5 and you realize dino nuggets taste like shit, I don't even think they had dino nuggets when I was little, come to think of it. Anyways, the point I was making is that if you're eating ANY frozen chicken nuggets as an adult, your pallet never caught up with the rest of you because processed chicken paste absolutely DOES NOT taste good in any way....

[@jaymaldonado7942]

Bro those ore chickfila sauces 💀

[@esprero]

@@jesterokjones4954 Oh no, people have different tastebuds than you. What a shock!

[@esprero]

@@jaymaldonado7942 those might not be-

[@jesterokjones4954]

@@esprero LMAO, I never said anything about different taste buds, I said they had shit taste buds. That also doesn't change the fact that it's a crap diet either.

[@theratthatgotyeeted]

0:44 pressure, when theres more to release and more to come out the pressure builds up so it comes out easily and fast which is why when you have little shits you cant get them out because you need more pressure

[@Channel99624]

Being from the town the talking Christmas tree is also from, I can’t even express how happy/excited it made me seeing him on KZbin

[@lindsey9958]

What is he?

[@TakecenterStage]

Commenting to learn more

[@emminor]

“we got purple, we got blue, we got Pete Davidson” 😂😂 I cried laughing, my humour is broken

[@dianeschmidt17]

This is one of the funniest compilations I’ve ever seen

[@WolfyMoonlnr]

1:45 Guy turned from a sim to perry the platypus

[@icarlydotorg2932]

13:00 i can't watch this part without laughing

[@witchassbitch3]

I literally started crying I was laughing so hard

[@TheElusiveReality]

13:00 im pretty sure thats gordon ramsay’s dog’s name

[@victoriaartiaga7333]

0:50 yall.... are we not gonna talk about how this is so true?

[@corruptmnb]

"tik toks" i think im gonna die after watching this

[@alexawood1588]

12:41 is the brightest red flag i’ve ever seen lmfaooo even i couldn’t ignore it and that’s impressive

[@brianaaugustine6238]

4:00 i relate to this, like- yo I'm sick, not dead.

[@tatanano359]

I dodged the egg as if it's in front of me lol

[@amandateoh1164]

This is an awesome compilation... but 10:46 really took me out 😭😭😭 FELT THAT

[@NKA70]

This ain't the weird kids phone, this phone belongs to a kid who got humor 😂

[@amieperkins4933]

0:25 PLEASE HE LOOKS LIKE RORY WILLIAMS FROM DOCTOR WHO

[@KZ-xy9ei]

1:44 got me dying 😂😂🤣💀

[@PovSlacking]

1:11 the top rooms... you get lost crawling in the roof and its infinite...

[@Opossumlover831]

4:23 oh lord this is my fav part lol

[@XanderCrombie]

I tried swiping past the ads MULTIPLE TIMES. So how’s everyone else’s life going

[@SariphiSekai]

add blocker

[@leahdella]

6:23 pov: after billie shoots her music video

[@sparkles3529]

Omg- I’M GONNA GO FIND MY DAD NOW😲

[@chickenmomicken8128]

tell me the dude at 0:15 don't look like a furby lmfaooo

[@LicensedToListen]

Woody the mic Mac mall Christmas tree. Good to see a home town hero making the weird kid tiktok reels

[@silent5783]

3:42 I actually know what that is I don't know if there's other versions of this but we have this at Canada in Halifax and it's f****** creepy as hell and I didn't go to it lol

[@hahawatson2023]

This is like grown up Chuck E. Cheese! idk why this one got me laughing so hard

[@ssilky.]

11:57 this should not have made me laugh as much as it did

[@ritasushiro]

The one with the poops actually makes sense. If your poop is big, it will get pushed down faster because it has more mass. Your body is able to push it out easily. But small poops are harder to get out because they hardly have any mass. For example, if I tilt a giant boulder slightly over an edge, gravity will finish the job and push it off. If I push a small pebble slightly over an edge, it will remain there. Same thing even goes for babies! Small babies are harder to push out than big ones, especially if they're like, really small.

[@riley66tennyson]

I, too, would call miley cyrus mommy cause goddamn. Her rock era is on another level 🔥

[@G50016]

Huh?

[@RevokeRealitea]

9:09 the people who tested VR😂

[@xishumaraxsurvivorxofficia3372]

1:20 that dude in the hoodie switched sides so fast

[@AlbinoKiwi47]

imma need you to leave the @ in the videos please chief some of these tiktoks need to be shared

[@snomartinez9844]

Okay but the squatty potty one is TRUE. Once you get used to using it, it's never the same without it.

[@celaestisamory1834]

0:35 I'm so glad for you, your dietary in/soluble fiber intake sounds completely randomized but the ratio seems to work out just swell sometimes! Almost makes up for the even-more-cursed, liquidy exits

[@MoonbeamBear61]

7:22 dude got proof where chix nuggs for real come from. I knew it!

[@idk3635]

as someone who was the weird kid i can confirm these would totally be on my FYP

[@KatzeKriegerin]

9:51 no because I started crying over the sirens in a song one time

[@maddie.cdraws3233]

Lmao no way 2:32 my Alexa heard this and started listing off our list 🤦‍♀️

[@Giyuus_bestie]

9:31 I- is that Carter?

[@kharlie22]

When she said "Alexa whats on my shopping list?" and MY Alexa responded 😆

[@exnyy9448]

9:22 SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME

[@SweetieApollo]

“This is like grown-up chuck-e cheese i’m sHoOk.”

[@RAAAAAAHHHHGHGGGHHHHHH]

3:39 no. This is not time to be cheering in happiness. This is a time to be screaming and running away.

[@graciemaci5092]

I got food stamps now

[@itsmecaitlin1254]

13:00 HAD ME CHOKING

[@UnitedStatesOfFrickenAmerica]

Bro 7:50 i was like wait, thats my B-Day 😂

[@lochlanmcgregor998]

This comp was fire

[@acehealer4212]

7:34 This one got me

[@youdperferansastronaut]

6:17 ah shit ma found the water closet

[@destineebrock6779]

AHHHHHH NOT HIM COMING FOR WESTERVILLE NORTHHHHHH LMAOOOOO

[@deniseee2684]

Already ✋🏾😂 the guy taking bout the comb over

[@themuppet7751]

The props pig had me ballin I was crying and guts hurt

[@mrmoonpie2690]

I love you say it back

[@kiya7504]

i love you too

[@MonstroVids]

It back

[@Dalavine]

That birthday on... like EW comes out on mine so I'm excited for once even though I'm not even through SB patches. But I'm still excite!!

[@cuartz630]

The first one was LOL

[@not_avbrey]

3:48 is the most relatable thing ever.

[@geneuhler235]

2:31 when she said that my Alexa told me the first five items and one of them where farts lol

[@FreddieBens0n]

6:31 LMAO😭😭

[@window_enthusiest7441]

The peroxide one, dude by the way it was bubbling he should be glad that his friend did that

[@anywayssss5960]

THE FIRST ONEEEE maps I never thought of that

[@lhsunshinegarden4415]

0:33 She spitting straight facts!

[@trevk6511]

Imma be real the title through me off

[@EliasLlewellyn]

1:50 mans turned into perry the platipus XD

[@EVERYTHING-KPOP]

5:36 That’s literally my sister, she waits until 12 am and says “it’s my birthday🙂” When it’s mine I smile for a second, I don’t have parties and I don’t like them especially not ✨surprise parties✨

[@trinavillanueva6329]

4:09 lol she looks like Ed Sheeran

[@chachisdoomed7215]

when i tell you that all of these have been on my fyp im not weird, you are

[@chrispito_1612]

Im so scared that woody is on a tiktok compilation 3:40

[@user-chaeyeongswifie]

3:12 ilove this

[@blue-tf4hx]

"if you graduated from westervil👅"

[@ultimateninjaboi]

The poop thing is the same reason its easy to get toothpaste out of the tube when its full, but hard to get the last little bits at the end out.

[@gray6175]

12:33 "If she make's your leg burn, her lesson she will learn"-Master Oogway

[@ragadoesstuff566]

3:09 THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT TOO

[@Youareanidiot-w1o]

12:59 "Turkey Burkey Boiling Trouble I Know a Lil Stinker named Dumple" I was Laughing Name Dumple and I Was CRYINGGGG

[@NEEDbacon]

Reminded me of a Let's Play group called TheStrawhatNO! in a Legend of Zelda LP named Link "Dumple". Nobody likes the Dumple.

[@oliviascalio3640]

Who did this tik tok? I recognize her.

[@johanschneiders6293]

2:04: Gemma Collins, is that you?

[@alexiswhite9024]

OMG I LOVE WOODY THE TREE BRO IS MY BESTIE

[@cometgazer379]

11:13 That's a weird looking dog

[@alexsullivan2957]

0:12 the way she said taddeahna, instead of tatiana shook me.

[@LuCaS_iS_N1c3]

bro 0:35 is SO FREAKING RELATABLE BRO BUT LIKE WHY IS IT SO HARD TO JUST DO THAT.

[@mcwaffles3269]

Second to last had me rolling and I have no idea why 🤣

[@DolphinEDITS]

At 10:21 I was ROLLING on the ground 😭

[@galactose_fructosemonosacc343]

Oh man that profile picture brings back memories

[@thehotmcguffin7014]

Last one was fire

[@giotto1623]

2:04 No I think you are still drunk or some shit.

[@fleabaggins]

jurassic park-