TikTok Memes That Stole My Lunch

[@maryfreegirl2029]

aww the dad peeling the orange :))))

[@maurice8180]

He was so sweet 😭😭 now I also want my white dad to call me habibi 😢

[@AGrumpyWitch]

So sweet, my heart 😭

[@chorseschorses4381]

i was just coming into the comments to mention him 😭😭😭 literally so sweet

[@mayhasdreams1344]

“I filled your car with gas” 🥺 W dad

[@Teauma]

Such a soft voice, too. Radiating love and affection.

[@AGrumpyWitch]

"Whatever his answer is, I think you should start a fight" okay that got me

[@alexblack6421]

Haha that got me too. I was like oh fuk no win situation lol.

[@AGrumpyWitch]

@@alexblack6421 😂

[@xLadyBanana]

I did one of these to my bf yesterday. His answer had nothing to do with me and I just started laughing. He's still confused and I won't explain

[@AGrumpyWitch]

@@xLadyBanana lmaooo

[@albasmith5824]

6:02 "no one hangs up the envelope" he's so real for that😂

[@sineadhegarty1532]

3:24 “tell me why I was about to be a sheriff”💀💀💀

[@Katragine]

10:37 girl, we need to do better 😭😭 just let him get mad and leave so you can start over fresh

[@kishinumaayumi]

That aeroplane clip made me violent. JUST LET THE DAMN MAN SLEEP

[@rickyricardo9710]

frrr if you put your dirty ass airport trodden shoes on my head I'm goin on the no fly list cuz u catchin these hands immediately

[@virgohylian4252]

0:40 my own toes went numb at the sight of that 💀💀💀💀

[@nailinthefashion]

I'm not giving you a foot massage either!!!!

[@virgohylian4252]

@@nailinthefashion excuse me? 😭

[@nailinthefashion]

@@virgohylian4252 👣🧍🏾‍♂️

[@Jaddsie]

10:40 scared the shit out of me

[@brokengirlsrus]

2:00 is my favorite audio ever

[@sammyenigma6493]

5:00 i too struggle with having dyslexic cashiers 😂 bless their little hearts

[@SuperRat420]

Also just fucks up the drawers when people do shit like that. Never did it for em,have it ready or you're getting change change.

[@MadAliceInWonderland]

Technically it's a similar disorder called dyscalculia, where a person has trouble with number-based learning, while dyslexia is moreso reading/language.

[@sammyenigma6493]

@@MadAliceInWonderland my coworker will spell names kinda backwards that's why I said what I said lol

[@nailinthefashion]

Indeed had me applying to graphic design positions i don't even have a computer babe

[@MelonHere20]

8:39 me everyday honestly, they really be waiting until the last second to tell you they have the change🥲

[@SuperRat420]

Damn gurl cause I'm 5'2 but my torso is longer than my legs. We ain't all proportional, some of us came out fucked up

[@ashefauxe3369]

its ok she only got half a face of make up on :')

[@Clownbunnycosplay]

7:48 I’d love a juice box

[@spicybeantofu]

The first one was the deep frying pan you can tell by its color lol

[@captaine-niscookie3406]

EXACTLY omfg i can't believe nobody figured that out

[@cluelessbluebird]

3:51 this is a very real thing lol. My community is arabic or if Arabic decent and if the invite says 2:30, expect everyone to be there at AT LEAST 4. The logic actually makes sense when you think about it cus if it says 2:30 you don’t want to be the VERY first person there you know?

[@SuperRat420]

Actually it doesn't make any sense because you are not respecting others nor their time. Typical sand people shit that wrap their women in bags

[@SuperRat420]

If you want adults to show up at four, tell them to show up at four.

[@deffdefying4803]

what logic? the invitation says 2:30, so show up at least somewhat near 2:30.

[@boredstonervids]

Don't mock my man with the Spaghetti sandwhich that use to be one of my ass is broke meal. Left over Spaghetti sandwhich.

[@Blackdegutt]

Japaleenee-os lmfao

[@mahoganyd396]

6:33 Eggzacklee 😭😂😭😂

[@NathanDias0520]

2:11 was pure gold

[@mintkiity]

1:15 Boi why yo ceiling so crusty

[@ashefauxe3369]

I was so focused on how she only has half her make up done that i didn't even notice her krusty musty ass car god fucking damn what is wrong with her car??!?!

[@bluepaperoses]

Omgggggg I'm sorry but 6:23 had no business being that funny!! 😂😂😂😂💀

[@domuuuuu]

7:20 I want to see her use any of those

[@therooster72]

Thank you monstro

[@Riddler577]

10:24 can someone explain please?

[@once.upon.a.time.]

Look up Elizabeth Holmes, she was basically a billionaire scam artist who "invented" a thing that takes a little drop of blood from you and then can test it for a bunch of diseases. She sold the idea to a lot of people but it turned out she hadn't really gotten the technology right. I did a poor job of explaining but that's the short and fast version. Definitely look into her, I'm sure there's plenty of video essays on her here, it was quite the scandal!

[@axelcosgirl]

0:47 was so satisfying!

[@stream-5star]

0:10 ME RN BC WHY IS IT SO COLD RN IN NYC BUT IT'S GONNA BE MID 50S ON FRIDAY LIKE??? WEATHER MAKE UP UR MIND BRO IS IT WINTER OR NOT

[@sKitZoBonKa]

Arab time is like Greek time and every other time 😂

[@SuperRat420]

so bs disrespectful time? Yup

[@sKitZoBonKa]

11:40 priceless

[@SirStinkers]

10:23 I don’t get it 😭😭😭

[@genevahodge2184]

The blonde woman is probably dead. Usually people you make something that can bring down million dollar corporations with their idea/invention end up dying unexpectedly. So whatever the idea that this girl was talking about it must have been a way to help millions for much cheaper than what we know now. Edit: I was completely wrong 🤣 this is Elizabeth Homes and she is in jail for lying about how her company could analyze blood with just the amount that comes from pricking a finger.

[@aaronprice1497]

I don't either.

[@jellyfisharmada]

Google Elizabeth Holmes

[@N00ne1npart1cular]

@@jellyfisharmada tyyy

[@conversel0ver2000]

6:52 ay where do i get one?

[@chillith926]

the voice memo girl was so real for that 💀💀💀

[@sisterofslaanesh666]

I dont get 10:30, like half the tiktok is cutout like wtf

[@Cactar8]

10:40 i died

[@GippyHappy]

10:25 ??????? What

[@PhoeniX_Drevis333]

Whoops. I'm early. Edit: why are there spam bots here?? (Rhetorical)

[@sKitZoBonKa]

That granny is savage

[@sKitZoBonKa]

Thats a perfect samdwidge what u on about 😂

[@ayoungwoman-namedhope]

11:46 Free Palestine 💓

[@kishinumaayumi]

From the river!!!

[@ayoungwoman-namedhope]

@flowandebb oh no? then why do you feel compelled to reply to my comment? you could just let me waste my time 😉

[@sKitZoBonKa]

But was she wrong? Did u go the next day 😂😂😂

[@kalexambing2507]

0:15 😅

[@violetkalico]

10:25 huh

[@loudintrovert5210]

Putting this here just in case someone else is able to explain the TikTok

[@omomyx7600]

​@@loudintrovert5210me as well

[@once.upon.a.time.]

Look up Elizabeth Holmes, she was basically a billionaire scam artist who "invented" a thing that takes a little drop of blood from you and then can test it for a bunch of diseases. She sold the idea to a lot of people but it turned out she hadn't really gotten the technology right. I did a poor job of explaining but that's the short and fast version. Definitely look into her, I'm sure there's plenty of video essays on her here, it was quite the scandal!

[@neverstanten]

The ladys name is Elizabeth Holmes who started a blood testing company using technology that didnt actually work and was charged with 4 counts of fraud

[@Aesos3429]

The full question the first girl asks is something like, “why have they not come up with an idea where you give a blood and urine sample and a some device uses both to identify everything that is wrong with you” and then the second girl shows the Theranos lady that “attempted” something semi-similar to the idea

[@hoppinghare4535]

hey gimme my lunch back am hungry 😔

[@cleoarbel]

HOLY SHIT CLASSIC WHO

[@BrianAchterberg928]

1:15 SHE’S HOT!!!! 😍😍😍

[@jenaé_Piko]

Can someone explain 4:11? I think I missed something 😭

[@garrettoneill3711]

I think they’re excited that she’s not interested because they’re worried she might steal him

[@dexterthechimeradex4508]

JA-PA-LEAN-E-O XwX

[@solus8685]

Yes hello I'm the friend with no car, I have very defined legs

[@normaIhumanguy]

hi

[@ButterMeams]

U CALL THESE MEMES?!

[@ButterMeams]

I love them so much bb

[@sKitZoBonKa]

Thats all

[@A_Rickk]

I have 18,500 points at McDonald’s😴

[@Sm20057]

May allah guide you to Islam ☪️.