TikToks That Will End Your Career 💀

[@conwaytwittyer2667]

Yeah, but Shrek is canonically hot though, not just anyone's going around pulling princesses, c'mon

[@dsy457]

This is one of those situations where the character is only hot cause you're not near them. Dude literally bathes in mud and makes candles out of his own earwax. Like stop, I know you don't wanna fuck shrek fr. FIONA ON THE OTHER HAND. I'm savoring her farts like they're a fine wine.

[@enriquesol]

Shrek is love.

[@conwaytwittyer2667]

@@enriquesol Shrek is life

[@davilathegreat]

I feel like that's something I would bring up at the parent/teacher conference.

[@shrek6099]

Ikr?!

[@shrimpchip37]

8:11 “TWICE IN LEGAL MINUTE!?!”

[@WilliamRBl00m]

TWICE IN LEGAL MINUTE?!

[@Ricky-ce3jo]

5:31 The level of bonding those two have lmao

[@kulled]

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[@PhoeniX_Drevis333]

You mean three? She brought up the meme in the first place and THEY WENT ALONG WITH IT!!! HOW COOL IS THAT!?

[@draculinalilith396]

4:10 this is exactly why i am very very concerned about the effect of memes. it started with "shrek is love, shrek is life" and now the next generation really be on that shrek mug tf.

[@_peepee_]

human shrek though 👀

[@wickednice5730]

Shrek really be fine tho, that bich be trippin

[@eke4451]

@@_peepee_ someone had to say it

[@theonlyrosy]

7:33 no this one had me ROLLING

[@Murr_5924]

Same I actually wheezed so hard I sounded like a car horn

[@trashotaku]

5:54 the look of fear in this man’s face combined with the effect is perfect

[@samsparks151]

These always hit different at 2am I am cackling, giggling, screaming, throwing hands, clenching my jaw, fighting my neighbor, and breaking bones over this but I GUARANTEE that it will not be as funny at 7am

[@brianthomason5022]

Stay off meth bro

[@RoyaleKarebu]

7:58 why tf is this part so relateable, like fr i would just be hoarding the snacks, they ain't gonna go to waste today

[@celestialbr0nze]

7:58 they’re worried about the wrong gushing

[@lauralh704]

6:28; Easily the best delivered line by a GREAT ACTOR that ever occured for real

[@owentwo982]

12:37 my guy is fighting for his life and his dignity 😭

[@brokengirlsrus]

This was fire

[@wolfieisacat13]

6:15 Screaming and crying the way she knows who that is and smiles bc she knows that’s her mama 🥺🥺🥺

[@Nion95]

[12:57] I may know of a motorboat that can cut that grass if it needs trimming. I might go to hell for this joke.

[@yeshuasanchez7237]

Context on the second to last one?

[@astoldbynickgerr]

you win.

[@astoldbynickgerr]

It’s better than what JEFF had to say! Lmao

[@LEN_IRL]

4:00 scared the hell outta me 😭😭😭😭

[@alig6616]

0:42 caught me off guard…

[@mmmmyummers]

ONGG jumpscur

[@CooperDooper38]

Minecraft villager gets some food

[@mirandakeigher819]

We're all going to hell, aren't we

[@mayhasdreams1344]

this video actually made me laugh, you my favorite ❤️

[@Smo-kai]

12:37 My innocent asexual brain took the whole clip wondering what they meant by corn and wondering where the corn was XD

[@Cici-wr4ic]

I thought they meant the band Korn and just spelt it wrong 😭

[@Magical_Trash]

5:48 I saw it coming, but I still died laughing 😭😭😭

[@user-me3ge8de4o]

8:07 LMAOO 😭

[@ancientfern2693]

5:55 Maaaaaaaaan I fricken love when people do that!!!

[@Blankspace-unrelated-to-song]

Do what? Cheat? SMH 🙄

[@ancientfern2693]

​@@Blankspace-unrelated-to-song ummm. Did you watch the video...smh lol...she's talking about the cute little baby....but it's funny cuz she spoke all angry like she wasn't...that's the joke dude.

[@Blankspace-unrelated-to-song]

@CHING YAU LEUNG I was joking 💀. Obv ik it’s a joke it’s a fucking baby 😭 have any of y’all ever heard of sarcasm or do I need to put /j on my comments 😭

[@Blankspace-unrelated-to-song]

@@ancientfern2693 I did lmao. I was just playing along with her joke 🤦‍♂️. Next time think a little before you comment.

[@ancientfern2693]

@@Blankspace-unrelated-to-song poor execution sir

[@mihi359]

6:18 has me dead for some reason 😂😂😂

[@He.Who.Speaks]

8:20 that's 39 years. the I-pad will be active in 39 YEARS!

[@lydiagass8100]

3:28 is so relatable

[@edwinshmedwin]

3:01 who was holding the phone/camera?

[@lauralh704]

4:45; BROOOO THATS DANIEL COUDRIET!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@salimanabi5252]

"slave" instead of slay is killing me

[@ArtByCass]

2:24 that is correct, you are in danger when they in the correct fighting stance.

[@TheCommenter]

“Describe your life in one sentence” ✨HELP!✨ **Maniacal Laughter**

[@lbolen4304]

7:09 was fine until I realized there where real glow fish in there and now im just mad

[@Waterbender_]

11:57 okay but their phone cases are actually cute

[@ViennieBoo]

1:16 literally watched an ad about animal abuse, specifically about bears, and seeing this 💀

[@assuredpug]

5:55 the babies smileeee 😭

[@lenonlee]

7:27 that was cruel…

[@Berry8lunnt]

13:05 no way she thought that actually looked good

[@gemmuuu9806]

9:02 I can hear him practically say: “YOU BITCH”

[@ihorana_]

“MY DAD IS JASON DERULO” IM DYING HELP😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Alyssa3Creator]

5:48 was by far the funniest

[@Tony-cn9ro]

7:40 Slave ☺️

[@81brassglass79]

Bruh.... Im dying because i set my phone down to take a swig out of my milk gallon and right then the dude was getting caught drinking right from the gallon

[@serenitynow85]

Jamaica one got me 💀

[@chillith926]

I'm never complaining about my nose ever again

[@valerianconplayzzz6464]

10:21 loll that is the cutest bare if ever seen

[@shakirabroadby8050]

6:26 is me when I play a game and I feel something brushing against my leg and thinking it’s a bug

[@zepeto1256]

1:46 ohhhh you mean Jamiaca!!?? Dat is itt!!

[@VixxKong2]

He said it so casually too lol

[@dollbones2194]

13:01 her outfit looks like a color pop minimalist Oscar the grouch ngl

[@Acorn905]

9:23 I don't get cotton pikin' joke 🥲

[@serenitynow85]

Slave

[@augusts.journal]

Look it up

[@izzepiper7071]

5:22 idk why but he kinda looks like michael jackson

[@bclynch30]

THE MIRACULOUS AUDIO 😭😭

[@Babyhairs315]

What time stamp

[@Gloomy_Pepper]

0:17

[@Gloomy_Pepper]

It caught me off guard real bad LOL

[@Gry_paint]

Same bro 6:33

[@arisislak4684]

1:44 screaming 😂😂

[@lifeoflycan2037]

12:37 Poor Dude.

[@chloefresk4002]

the baby lmfao

[@ezraf.7759]

6:31 Literally me around middle school-8th grade, shit was embarassing

[@frogguchan]

10:00 I feel ya

[@AvastYourAssss]

The cold chills thing at the start is an ADHD thing I'm sure. My friends, bf and I all get it too 😂

[@arloofc]

guy one: my rizz is unmatched. got three bodies this year alone guy two: prove it guy one: *does the thing* my bluetooth headphones: y'all i'm dead i'm outta hear

[@S.A.M-MK3]

7:44 POV: You're looking at someone who can't use POV: Correctly

[@PbZeppeli]

i read the title as 'tiktoks that can cure your cancer.'

[@ayamimoon1737]

Me who forgot it's a youTube video and double tapped

[@kfantasyfandom1301]

Im pretty sure Bella hadid or Gigi would be happy to eat something I mean their mom Lowkey’s starves them both

[@stinky8626]

4:55 why is that my school😭

[@myalternateaccout]

Hmmm im feeling a little early…. Maybe it was all of those viagra pills 🤔

[@Tazerboy_10]

?

[@tobii4935]

VIAGRA?

[@myalternateaccout]

@@tobii4935 its for your mother

[@tobii4935]

@@myalternateaccout I actually don't uh.. have a mother...

[@myalternateaccout]

@@tobii4935then its for your dad

[@D1eDreaming]

"💃" " *_slave_* "

[@lanapr6996]

7:46 ✨slaveeeee✨

[@Rafa_the_Rasta]

2:04 THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!?

[@dorothyklosterman]

I may know of a motorboat that can cut that grass if it needs trimming

[@icesoup9836]

Wow great job stealing a comment

[@CheeseHead_B0I]

what is the video at 7:48 ?

[@Stan3.0-m6g]

0:08 is that ciri from the Witcher show?

[@THE_SNATCHER]

Shrek's hot as hell, idk what that one lady was on about

[@LikeMySoul864]

shrek is love shrek is life

[@tubbyqueen]

1:09 FREDDY FAZBEAR❕❕❕

[@cxttoncandy_skies4771]

5:52 Dahmer moment

[@darlinggal]

0:33 holy shit. Her face.

[@NotASnaccImAMel]

0:57 I'm not a huge Marvel enthusiast can anyone tell me what this means? /genq

[@grimmy5566]

captain america had a super serum to give him superpowers

[@AgentMoss2217]

The iPad is disabled for 37 years...

[@wiltingroses]

0:47 Go PiPi

[@specialk5070]

Chicom TikTok danger!!!!

[@Thetamusic212]

4:10 Shrek is hot tho, wtf bro

[@vanilla5245]

7:12 why my mouth drop

[@C0nfetti]

9:41 someone tell me this is an app

[@weeb5986]

It’s a filter on TikTok I think

[@arcanumdelta]

7:42 NAWWWWWWW

[@vodkilifa]

That’s exactly what Drake would do

[@Jheneaaiko]

9:46

[@vanilla5245]

8:29 ohhhhhshhdbh

[@satanexe5632]

@0:44 is that her real nose.

[@finnoliver655]

dude that girl really did look like billie wtf

[@lauralh704]

:44; what is that persons face

[@chorispierrot9646]

4:20 Stfu some people just don’t get it🙄/hj

[@lilythearcticfox]

Is cable not free?

[@Mr.man10]

Shrek is hot

[@Atlantis1957]

7:47 .....

[@roguerangerroger]

3:23

[@yourlocaltherapistfriend4513]

I have bragging rights, Khaby Lame and I share a birthday. Yes I. Know this is unrelated😊

[@deleted-user0]

slAve

[@steorraastro4375]

10:12 - For free????

[@sourhyena6428]

2:30 that’s actually my last name, you pronounce it like “house”

[@megabyte1302]

4:31 Not Based

[@lauralh704]

6:04; See, this why..... see..... yeah we dont joke like that in my household and indeed no household of my particular pursuasion speaks like that but like basically all of that type do, they do be joking like that on the reg and i just...... it really comes up on a regular basis the level people be on where something is teasing ir a joke or acary amd absolutely and emergency and someone is about to be beaten by mommy like.....

[@Blankspace-unrelated-to-song]

Hello? Literally what are you saying. It don’t matter anyways it’s a silly little joke.

[@superfan364]

The joke is so funny I'm sobbing 😭😂🤣😅😂😅🤣😅🤣🤣I'm levitating💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😅😁😆😅I'm hyperventilating😂😅😆😂😆😅😁😂😅😂😆I'm oxygenating😂🤣😅😄😅😁😆😆😄😂😁🤣😁😅😄😅💀💀😭😁😅

[@versebuchanan512]

Legitimately cannot tell if 11:40 (same person from an earlier clip,) is a dude or not.

[@jaynedoh7823]

Does it matter?

[@Ying-tao]

0:06 love it and one of the first please give me likes I never get any💀