Montgomery Gentry's Country Music

[@whenaubreyhearsthis]

My life is just killing time until I’ve forgotten this just enough to listen to it again

[@benashton9679]

hell yeah dude

[@anneominous7172]

FUCK yeah, dude! That RULES!!!!

[@loubega5140]

I'll suck to that

[@rusty9008]

My life’s travel has finally brought me back here again. I hope you too realize you’re gay, and visit this video soon again.

[@daviddavis1322]

Today is that day for me, now

[@ecarneylaw]

As soon as that Iranian President went down we all started singing about simple folk hel-i-copter crashes to ourselves.

[@babloescobango5143]

Damn straight brother

[@maurodesouzaferreyra6330]

I guess we’re not so different to them after all

[@JayOtter]

3 idiots singing country songs about helicopter crashes and being gay is funnier than any stand up special i have seen for the last 10 years

[@darthnephilim]

But Bert takes his shirt off!!! How is that not hilarious?!!!

[@sixtolavalle343]

😂

[@ZeranZeran]

I fuckin love this bar All the guys are cute

[@shu281]

Nick was so quick witted to even line up the syllables and switching up cooking to death in helicopter gas. It’s hilarious.

[@bill4514]

I guess the iranians are also simple country folk

[@ricflairsayswoo5894]

Well, I never thought we could be friends with Iran, but then I heard about what happened to their president, and I realised that we ain’t so different after all.

[@bill4514]

*Stops burning qaraun I guess we live the same type of lives

[@robertwilson7587]

“Me and my boooys just cookin to death in helicopter gas” hell yea dude love that song

[@AI-tc8fv]

people always talk about underrated bits bit this is truly underrated. I hate how I can never expose my true sense of humour to the people I know lol

[@thebeegfoot]

It’s honestly so sad. I’m in the same boat.

[@brandonmyers4050]

Cumtown really ain’t somethin to share with the fam

[@crackaassedcracka]

​@@brandonmyers4050I take my elderly mother to the doctor from time to time and I make her listen to these bits. I encourage everyone to do the same.

[@southerndiscomfort171]

@@crackaassedcracka i take your elderly mother to my house for gay sex

[@grimble4564]

Everyone has to be grandfathered in

[@ricksanchez2494]

“There’s a lot of hot guys here”. Easily the funniest thing Stav has ever said on the show.

[@JohnDoe-zw5mk]

This was the highest point of laughter in my life

[@juwebles4352]

R/smalldickproblems still takes the cake for me

[@thebeegfoot]

I first heard this in the grocery store. It was 140am and I was in the produce sections bending over in laughter. Luckily no one was there

[@jb-eq6no]

@@thebeegfoot when i first heard this i was working at walmart stocking the orange juice section and it was packed at like noon on a sunday, i was doubled over on one knee dripping tears onto the floor trying to hold my breath so i wouldn’t laugh

[@MikeOcksmallClips]

@@jb-eq6nowhat a beautiful experience (also gay)

[@B.C.101]

​@@thebeegfoot I listen to this sh*it all the time at work. It gets so hard not to start laughing maniacally lol

[@hameltheanimal90]

RIP Toby Keith up in Cowboy Heaven Bar checking out the gaggle of cute guys

[@heftyhugh9086]

“there’s a lot of hot guys here!”

[@NIN1]

Country bands singing about having clandestine gay sex is honestly the funniest thing ever lol

[@Garrett1240]

Wow you joined KZbin 17 years ago.

[@NIN1]

@@Garrett1240 yeah this is my account from freshman year of HS and I'm 32 now haha

[@Garrett1240]

@@NIN1 respect

[@theholymackerel072]

Where I come from… ….everybody dies in a helicopter crash.

[@wazco]

“I’m in a secret relationship with Chris Cuomo!” Hits a lot harder after the latest TAFS

[@yeedbottomtext7563]

Nick pimped out Adam for an appearance confirmed

[@momtyers1830]

this was 40% of an entire episode

[@ugm5kjl]

“No fanfare about it, no big show, just quietly dying in an explosion” 😂

[@Abysssmo]

This made me laugh without control.

[@ElWarto93]

Sometimes "And I can't even look at the dog anymooooore" pops up in my head and I start giggling where ever I am.

[@leejones8082]

nothing hits quite like "i'm in a secret relationship with Chris Cu-omo"

[@squirtlesquad28]

so crazy looking back now

[@tylerbowers1100]

Honestly, 10-15 separate bits that leave me in tears during this clip.

[@Loe_Jist]

RIP Ebrahim Raisi (1960-2024) President of Iran Another beautiful man taken by those propellered bastards 🚁

[@pandavelli8176]

So refreshing to find a prominent podcast that fully understands and breaks down the intricacies and subtexts of country music.

[@NameAvailable]

The comment section of “where I’m from” has been destroyed. It feels like vandalizing a grave, it’s hilarious

[@michaela8194]

I just checked that out. Hilarious.

[@caseytatum5837]

Theres a couple more like that one

[@TheCrusher72]

HOL-LEE CHRIST! I just looked and I’m sitting here, stifling laughter at work….

[@thecaptain6520]

The comment section of R.I.P. as well

[@ecarneylaw]

it is WILD

[@markeugene1293]

An absolute all timer

[@roberthorry621]

An all timing absoluter yes im gay

[@Garrett1240]

“And I’m FULLY stiff under my sundress”

[@reppingl]

I love how five minutes in stav says idc these guys are boring and they go for another 18 minutes and it’s one of the best bits rver

[@taylorg8509]

This bit allways as me dying in laughter When i first heard it i laughed so hard i collapsed at my job while drinking water

[@quagmoe7879]

“How bout’ that bloom on that onion!”

[@ElVaquero19]

This was an instant classic

[@shaunvalentines4252]

I hate not being able to explain to co workers what I’m laughing at. Everytime I hear the “where I comeeee frommm everybody dies in a helicopter crash, cooking to deathhhh in helicopter gas” 🎶 😩 🤠 I’m sure I look like a insane persons laughing to myself with earbuds in because Nick said “how about instead of titties and beer it’s “penis and ass”

[@jp4254]

I’m the same way! I try has mask my laughter but outbursts are inevitable especially to this bit so I try to cut the laugh off right away and pass it off as a cough 😂

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

This is me but it’s in the middle of doing bench press at the public gym and the guy near me thinks I need help because I’m giggling and gasping for air at the same time

[@parkeypence5974]

Stav starts the crash story at 2:52, finishes it at 2:57, and Nick launches into “WHERE I COME FROM” at 2:58, absolutely zero hesitation

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

Man I’ve been listening cumtown for 4 years and just found this bit. It’s like I’m finding out I’m gay all over again

[@thezec]

Mr fancy New York City

[@carry-hunt9710]

“No I said is that your truck outside.” Is top tier

[@Permabonk]

Try that in a small town

[@georgemack4052]

Where I come from 🎶

[@robertstraw9881]

Wear a sun dress and act really gay… in a small town

[@Garrett1240]

17:52 “And a little girl saw it happen, and now I have to kill her”

[@davemustang8173]

"Well i didn't want to kill that _little girl_ "

[@JohnDoe-cu2hl]

This would be like Garfunkel calling himself Simon & Garfunkel

[@HarrisonHollers]

Great context! I had no idea of MG

[@afterhourscinema782]

1:35 🎵 *"You probably voted for Hilary"* 🎵 😂 That's got to be one of my new favorite insults

[@jdixon390]

And then "you probably voted, no one hear votes"

[@robertstraw9881]

I live in a gay ass news town

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

three different people on CSGO used that as an insult against me lol

[@shc3754]

I’ve got LIPSTICK ON ….AND SOME EYELINER

[@ZeranZeran]

17:52 I am fuckin crying from laughing thank you

[@ZeranZeran]

Say what you will about the recession, if gave guys like me a bunch of places to have Super gay Sex. This was the B from Bennigans Now it's Bend over-again's. Brokeback mountain, how bout Outback steakhouse? They shutdown in 2008, but the bathroom still works, if you know what I mean

[@ZeranZeran]

21:41 DO YOU HAVE THE TIME? to... buddy you must be hearin things

[@AName-pp8di]

‘Probably a side effect of that Jew vaccine’ is probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed

[@Randy71Marsh]

Once a week I listen to this, singing along, still howling

[@moredumbtoit5325]

That Shakira impression got SCARY close

[@markyee707]

I love this bar Theres a bunch of hot guys heeerreee

[@TitaniumAnarchy]

19:48 Dude this is the fucking peak of an already hernia inducing laugh fest

[@ILOVEGOOOOOOLD]

Best bit of all time

[@katieh8186]

“Just a simple way to die, us country boys die in helicopters in jersey all the time”

[@charlest5604]

I rewatched this video and got a notice from KZbin saying that my comment on this video was deemed as offensive and violated community guidelines. I'm officially gay!

[@disposablecowboy]

This is right up there with wheeler walker jr

[@drmantistaboggn3525]

This used to be a Bennigans, but now it’s a Bend-over-agains 🎶🎶🎶

[@VlntSczo]

I remember having to talk to my manager when this ep dropped because I was laughing so much, they thought I was high (I was) but I had to explain to them that I was listening to a comedy podcast. When they ask me which one I just said joe rogan

[@adrenochromejoe7448]

Montgomery Gentry: "This city folk with there big words and tellingent words for gay-sex ..."

[@mattacostaguitar4048]

“What do you think about that” is the name of the song they’re looking for with the funny video

[@dm7131]

The best part is Montgomery Gentry doesnt even sing I love this bar, that's toby kieth

[@randalabra3852]

they say that in the clip

[@hals6118]

do you think anyone’s played this to Chris Cuomo since he went on TAFS

[@Yell_Dead_Cell]

This was the hardest I laughed at the show. Too bad you can't play the music 😞

[@donovanshipley7739]

Brooks n Dunn bit is top tier.

[@nikoscastellanos3323]

Stav was on fire this time

[@moretoastedthanatoasterstr9773]

21:00 my stomach hurts so bad I laughed the whole way from start to end I love this bar

[@Hegataro]

After having listened to this like 10 times by this point, only now did I realize that Gentry died on my birthday

[@TrinidadJamesWoods]

The Helicopter Chronicles

[@jakesalerno1932]

“Well I didn’t want to kill that little girl…” 😂

[@TheLemonExperience]

The helicopter crash bit just sounds like Sun Kil Moon. Like that could verbatim be off of Benji.

[@trentonghormley6750]

Penis ‘n’ Ass 🎵

[@GizmosHouse]

2021 really was a fever dream

[@siege2218]

I nearly died at “well, I didn’t want to kill that little girl”

[@shaftmonkey]

The oatmeal bit is so fucking funny

[@ligmapolzky1143]

I’m in a secret relationship with Chris Cuomo

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

montgomery gentry is the real life Chowder Man

[@S1ipLikeFreudian]

Mr Fancy New York City kills me every time

[@thefreshexpress8615]

This is such a great bit

[@kerryjimenez8200]

“This is our town, this is where we’re from” 🫡

[@landofthelostzRo]

Lmao helicopters

[@dustinsmith4068]

It's perfect

[@harrylimeracketeer]

Okay. This was epic.

[@sklurplemhmm]

ram ranch dudes really rock

[@drdickphd]

Ween - 12 Golden Country Greats

[@robertstraw9881]

Because this is our town

[@Ari-uu6uo]

Nick should really do more country bits i fucking die everytime 😂😂😂😂

[@otiesdriftwood]

Sounds just like sun kil moon lol. The Benji album

[@BIacklce]

im not a homosexual feller im doing cowboy magic, im a wizard.

[@ryancherevko7715]

And I can’t even look at the dog anymore 😩🗣️🎵🎶

[@roscobosco680]

Adam looks good here

[@Scarfy397]

They got the Civil War era prison name wrong. Andersonville was a Confederate POW camp in Georgia. They're probably thinking of Point Lookout, which was a Union POW camp in Maryland. Also, I'm gay.

[@phyllisford2130]

Try that in a small town.

[@zacbakcrak]

Well my friend died... In a simple folk helicopter crash

[@lazylefthand]

2:55 where i come from everyone dies in a helicopter crash, so me and all my friends live a simple life cookin to death in helicopter gas.

[@artonline01]

I heard every episode and forgot about this classic, thank you because I was about to K myself.

[@oliverwendellholmes141]

16:34

[@CaribooMalt]

En eye geee

[@unknown.mp4]

Mr fancy new york city

[@legateexpendable9308]

Nick got so close to Andersonville

[@ecarneylaw]

meh. he had the wrong side thou. The US prisoners starved because they were in the starving South.

[@legateexpendable9308]

@@ecarneylaw both sides had notoriously brutal conditions in their PoW camps

[@ecarneylaw]

@@legateexpendable9308 I cant find any pics of emaciated rebel prisoners. Only the US one come up.

[@legateexpendable9308]

@@ecarneylaw sample size of one individual, amazing statistical analysis. The actual stats are 15% Yankee dead in Reb camps and 12% Reb dead in Yankee camps, which is not some massive disparity in quality of care (they both just let them starve and/or freeze)

[@ecarneylaw]

@@legateexpendable9308 thats disease. The Southern soldier was more likely to be rural and did not have immunity. The quote was emaciated. Address it or let it go

[@gthgrlclique]

what episode is this?

[@evanpotts6567]

Buy macaws is the name of the episode..it’s a premium episode

[@sbz666_]

@@evanpotts6567 Thank you. These retards posting ep #'s don't understand how podcast apps work.

[@skiptoacceptancemdarlin]

i can't believe cumtown lasted 5 episodes. the state of humanity is dire

[@seanscrew]

Funny as fuck

[@gobbotits1686]

15:53

[@lovrogrcar9136]

HLL YH DD

[@lovrogrcar9136]

@joseph kaczynski RSPQ

[@TheRepublicOfJohn]

M G(sometimes)Y

[@Jack_nnn_]

Top 5 Cumtown for sure

[@lesliehyatt7367]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@jayst]

I don’t give a dern huwhat otha payple thank *whadyuthankaboutthayt*

[@Glipglop886]

Wow SNL stole this bit completely from them

[@robertstraw9881]

They stole loads of bits from the boys

[@angelsaavedra1896]

Cocaine😂