More from that one kid at school who lied all the time

James I saw you get that scar falling off a bench, stop telling people it was from mountaineering.

[@maddykirin8981]

Classmate of mine claimed her uncle had been to space. No one believed her. She was not lying. He came in one time for a presentation. Cool stuff.

[@princessthyemis]

Oh wow!!!

[@mrfancypanzer549]

My uncle was an astronaut, or that's what he told the guy from the phone company, they wanted to put his occupation with his phone number in the phone book

[@BENDYKILLER698]

the coolest thing ive ever done is eat mud. k seriously tho i do a lot of cool stuff but no on appreciates it, im kinda uses to it now but at least my friend always appreciates my glory

[@yukitai9063]

@@BENDYKILLER698, don't sell yourself short. It take guts (both metaphorical and literal) to eat mud. The grittiness, potential for decomposing bodies, and likelihood of plastic, fecal matter, and cigarette pieces would make most people refrain from trying. Then theres the matter of soil, tiny pebbles, rubbish, and other stuff that require literal guts to digest.

[@BENDYKILLER698]

@@yukitai9063 true lol

[@elliottmcleandeboer]

"Tazed himself to sleep every night" is one of the funniest character traits I've ever heard

[@serenegenerally]

Literally could be a D&D character trait

[@40Ccents]

@@serenegenerally funny, i saw d&d yesterday in barnes & noble

[@serenegenerally]

@@40Ccents haha, I have two of the books lol

[@helenalena6193]

As someone with insomnia, the tazer isn't the part I'm jealous about lol

[@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree]

*Oompaville.mp3*

[@mustafah6150]

One kid said to me he owned the entire country of Argentina. Turns out his father was Argentinian and he wanted to sound *cool* after they won the world cup.

[@moyai6618]

🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

[@user-pq3ny4mm8e]

Ok but where is the funny

[@user-pq3ny4mm8e]

Ok but where is the funni

[@gamer_glenn5438]

You need to look a bit harder to find the funny​@@user-pq3ny4mm8e

[@hanknewman54]

@@user-pq3ny4mm8e you are my hero

[@MarkWilliams-ij9uo]

I remember in year 3, I would tell people I could control the wind...backfired when everyone started yelling at me because we had to be sent inside due to heavy wind

[@nerd4252]

💀

[@obamabingchilling]

The memory eraser kid was a genius

[@IcedCoffeBestCoffee]

I was looking for this comment 😭

[@upinflamez]

Lol, that was me 😂

[@pikmintopia]

@@upinflamez oh god its a different lying kid

[@amproliknugget]

I thought the same thing

[@sunflowerfoxs]

I think he had to be lying, because there aint no way that he thought of that as a second grader, but if he did then round of applause to him.

[@Ethereal_cheeseburger]

Tazing yourself to sleep is metal af

[@tezereth]

I said the EXACT same thing when I saw this part it's crazy

[@GeezSus]

metal? like the music or an actual metal conductor?

[@marthmallow7420]

hmm. accidental pun is srill warm. looks like there's a jokester about ​@@GeezSus

[@fromandtounknown6575]

idk i feel like michael reeves would be into that

[@Pro-gressive]

Would be horrifyingly sad if it was to stop the PTSD nightmares.

[@That-VR-Guy123]

This kid said they invited Harry Kane over for a BBQ but nobody could come because he 'feared the public'

[@大]

BBQ big black quack?

[@flakeygd]

Yeah Harry's been round my house aswell we enjoyed a good burger together

[@Timimations]

SKKKULLLLLLEEEEEMMOOOOOJJIIIIIIIIII💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Thatonehorrormoviefan]

Who’s Harry Kane?

[@That-VR-Guy123]

Yes.. a big black quack 💀

[@ThatDiamondGuy1565]

I knew a kid named Ethan who claimed to own a shiny Charizard Pokémon card to which I replied that there were only 10 in the world and that it would be a 10 in 8 billion chance that he'd happen to have one, to that he said that he owned all 10.

[@kristofladanyi3671]

Ethan didn't just double down, he OCTUPLED down

[@chrismaloney7562]

Dectupled* 1x10=10

[@gogetablue942]

Seto Kaiba lookin ass

[@ethabn4]

as an ethan, i apologise for the ethan's lies

[@IAmLeanBeefus]

Knew a kid who said he was Isaac Newton and that he invented gravity. And that he invented football, gravy, and Mario Kart 💀

[@supersmashseandx1991]

With a c?

[@IAmLeanBeefus]

@@supersmashseandx1991 autocorrect lmao

[@supersmashseandx1991]

@@IAmLeanBeefus lol

[@jamescheddar4896]

I always wanted to fly in strange machines

[@matthewkendrick8280]

I read this in Matt Rose’s voice

[@lavender9844]

As a little kid, I legitimately believed that I was an undercover mermaid who could control the weather

[@poofballoon]

Why?!

[@Matt_Rose]

Incredible idea for a TV show..

[@roomsickgirlsescape]

i did too. i have never had an original experience before

[@Just__Alex]

@@Matt_Rose lol

[@Culk-kb4fn]

@@Matt_Roseif it was real or if the protagonist thought they had powers?

[@Biobrickz]

Kid in kindergarten told me he knew everything and I asked him what 6x8 is and he promptly burst into tears.

[@Jonskipvp]

Hello, that kid from kindergarten here, that would be 48 😎😎😎

[@rooaltofficallol]

💀💀💀💀

[@ryano654]

@@JonskipvpHE CAME BACK

[@BENDYKILLER698]

@@Jonskipvpno, I'm pretty sure it's 2

[@satgurs]

@@Jonskipvp what's 7x8

[@NoobiestNoob603]

My Mom said she had a machine to magically summon bread everyday once because she would always pack me bread for school. I beleived her for 2 whole years while trying to find this so call bread summoner.

[@ganicc4782]

I did nothing but teleport bread for 3 days

[@tiredddlo0serrr]

@@ganicc4782 stop teleporting bread. my house is flooded because of u.

[@ChaostessX3]

Knew a kid named Jet who said when he was born he beat the doctor up, jumped out the window, and drove a police car away.

[@GELTONZ]

I choose to believe him based solely on the fact that his name is Jet.

[@Bulbeargettingpayment]

Borned into the world and immediately chooses violence. wth on this kid's head? he do have nice name.

[@ChaostessX3]

@@GELTONZ LOL

[@FanMan_jpg]

He did not say that, stop capping🙏

[@PrysmixMusic]

@@GELTONZ same

[@angelabryant9766]

The idea of lying about having a lightsaber, only for said lightsaber to only cut through bread, is one of the most bizarre combinations of awesome and lame I've ever heard in my life.

[@plugshirt1762]

That’s literally just straight taken from hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy lmao

[@ahobbit1273]

I wonder if that kid had recently watched the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Trillian’s bread toasting knife is more or less exactly that.

[@NekoChanSenpai]

In the commentary for hitchhikers guide, they talk about how said breadsaber would leave you with cold toast when the loaf cooled

[@alexandrejeankonghpps582]

“In the beginning, God created the universe. This made a lot of people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move.”

[@danuostret1900]

A girl in my class said her great grandpa killed Hitler She seemed so confident saying that

[@Thatonehorrormoviefan]

Imagine if you said “Well my great grandpa was in the war so maybe they both know each other” I wonder what the girls response would be 🤔

[@chickenfarmer321]

oh no

[@LadyVenus125]

I hate this lie sm. Hitler killed himself. 💀💀💀

[@大]

ok

[@CheeseConsumer]

My friends great great great grandfather was hienrich himmler 💀💀

[@Via-zk3kk]

When I was in kindergarten, a kid in the nurse's office convinced me he was secretly Santa's elf. He told me his parents were elves too and I fully believed him. He then handed me a drawing he made of himself making toys and I took it home and showed it to my parents like it was Dora the Explorer's autograph.

[@NathanisaprettycoolnameIguess]

My younger sister is this kid. She constantly claims that she remembers the day I was born. She's 10. I'm nearing 17.

[@Muchacho1994]

I didn't realize what was wrong with this until I read it a few times.

[@LilacMonarch]

she was watching in the pre-life

[@Azeriiall]

she saw you get born in her dreams

[@bedrock30_]

Nah cause my little sister did this too when she was like 3-5, insisted she was "watching from the stars"

[@theemperorsnake1679]

Yo matt rose if you see this do a video about the funniest things students/professors heard someone say in class

[@mushymush6902]

Love that every kid has the "I just figured out how to lie but don't know what an acceptable level to do it at is" phase hahaha

[@the_snacksophone]

Yeah, mine wasn’t bad, but I said I did the morning announcements that day in kindergarten, and when my mom wanted to ask my sister (a fifth grader) about it, I told her the fifth grade computer wasn’t working so she wouldn’t have known it was me, and I convinced my sister to go along with it. (One of the few nice things she actually did for me.)

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

I wouldn't say every kid, I didn't know what an acceptable level to do it at was so I just completely refused to, I spoiled my aunt's Christmas gift for my mom that way

[@benjaminjones8782]

498tg like

[@aaainainaina]

my friend used to say this a lot: - a shark ate her uncle, then continued to say “it’s ok, i have more” - she had three worlds: spain, philippines, and barcelona - she knew how to speak tagalog and she’d just say words in english backwards

[@Antipaxos_Nadja123]

She was absolutely savage to this fictional uncle 💀

[@endermannull4420]

w*HHHHHHH*

[@aaainainaina]

@@Antipaxos_Nadja123 i know, the thing is we were literally like 7 years old 😭

[@Cerberus_001]

💀

[@mynamesak]

Saying the english words backwards on the spot is actually pretty impressive icl

[@lorraineaver]

My classmate from primary school once told me "I'm a vampire.... Don't tell anyone.." And then proceeded to act like a "real" vampire in the *sunlight* while wearing fake halloween vampire teeth. When i told her "Vampires burn from sunlight.", she got embarrased and ran away from me.

[@RaiderNation816]

Could’ve been a daywalker

[@LocalSpawnPoint]

@@RaiderNation816 eek.

[@LocalSpawnPoint]

She also has a shadow. Vampires don't really have shadows according to my logic

[@WeirdWimp]

@@LocalSpawnPointI think it’s reflections not shadows

[@KvS1x3]

​@@WeirdWimp tbf, there are a lot of weird one off vampire rules from different media and cultures. The shadow one is uncommon, but is a thing. It's supposedly because they don't have a soul, though I don't know how that would effect casting a shadow.

[@breadkrz]

My friend tried to convince me that he was actually so tired because every night he had to work as the nightguard in five nights at freddys

[@breadkrz]

Two other friends at the time tried to convince me one of them was a werewolf and the other was a vampire, and when I tried to play along saying i was a vampire too they were like "noooo you're not, we can tell"

[@Xueiiu]

har har har har har 🐻🎩

[@alilplant]

my friend told me everytime she fell asleep she would be transported to another world where she had to work as an assassain or something. you know, a normal job for an 8 year old to do

[@breadkrz]

@@alilplant lmfao very normal

[@cloudbrooks]

dude i have a sleeping disorder and that is a wayyy more fun explanation than "im tired cause i have sleep apnea, karen. leave me alone"

[@chimpinaneckbrace]

In the 80s a kid in 5th grade told me he went to Vietnam. Not visiting the country. He said he was in the war.

[@TomfooleryOfTheTrolls]

I was -27 when I got drafted

[@azloii9781]

That’s metal of him

[@mikeplaysgamez7095]

@@azloii9781 thats the most power metal thing ever frfr

[@chompythebeast]

VC sent him home in a box and he was reborn with a grudge

[@EverTheFractal]

Matt jumping from a height holding two brooms like he didn't just recently break his wrist

[@jusstyno]

i fear that this is the reason he broke it in the first place.

[@eartheclipse8]

that wrist is going to take so long to heal...

[@fistfullofglass]

Foolish….he had the brooms pointed the wrong direction.

[@shuu-wasseo]

you can probably tell how and why his wrist broke to begin with

[@InfamousMax]

@@jusstyno yeah, the game of football was just a cover up lmao 💀

[@plasmabasher]

I knew a kid who claimed he could control gravity. Thought he could prove it on the seesaw during recess.

[@aaainainaina]

my goofy ass used to say i was born with cat ears, a dog tail, a seashell on one hand and a blow dryer on the other. and i cried when someone didn’t believe me

[@thisisapictureofmydog.isnt9208]

THE BLOW DRYER AND SEASHELL ARE SO RANDOM WHATTT

[@EMLtheViewer]

rejected x-men character

[@MCAlexisYT]

_[Cave Johnson-style confused rant goes here]_

[@OopisDoopis]

BLOWDRYER HAND

[@aaainainaina]

@@EMLtheViewer literally me

[@Yesimatotaldramafan]

Imagine being a person who casually lives in a cabin in the woods and just hearing over a police loud speaker “YOU’RE COOL”

[@reinelenchautegui2982]

Thank you random ass officer!! 😁😁

[@Zeni_is_not_cool_or_funny]

🐛🐛🐛🐛 🐛 🐛🐛🐛🐛 🐛 🐛🐛🐛🐛

[@Zeni_is_not_cool_or_funny]

🐛 🐛 🐛 🐛 🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛 🐛 🐛 🐛 🐛

[@clayjp1548]

Honestly I can absolutely believe that a kid would spend 5 days trying to count to infinity

[@MiloBell-jn7sh]

he said that he did it not that he tried

[@notaulgoodman9732]

I believe the pwii360

[@notaulgoodman9732]

I believe the lightsabers kid. Aint no way him disappearing after admitting that was a coincidence. Some Lockheed Martin shit.

[@darrenmacqueen9884]

@@MiloBell-jn7sh The video said he spent 5 days counting to infinity, never said he finished.

[@ghsdftfm]

mathematicians hate him!

[@_..poppyseed.._]

In kindergarten; “I can’t drink water, I can only have FIGI water, because I’m allergic to regular water”

[@howdoipickaname9815]

you mean FIJI

[@LocalSpawnPoint]

@@howdoipickaname9815 "I can't Fiji, I only drink FIGI"

[@Soundwave-115]

@@LocalSpawnPointfive g

[@PoIyester]

I remember a kid in my elementary say that he had an autograph of God, Jesus, and Lebron James He would claim to be the president of USA when someone wouldn't believe him

[@LuckySketches]

Ah yes, the holy trinity.

[@Hell809]

AHAHHAHAHA THAT WAS ME

[@icelandgaming]

​@@LuckySketches The father, the son, and the holy baller

[@official-obama]

but i AM the president!

[@Writer_Productions_Map]

"Did the Holy Baller end the Cold War?" -Docuberry

[@eddiot2934]

I sat next to this kid in reading class back in year 5. He had cochlear implants and when I asked what they were, he told me he was an 'android human' and half machine. He told me his people were going to take over the planet but he'd convince them to spare me and my family because I was nice. I spent most lessons negotiating with him about who else he should spare from total cyborg domination. I hope he managed to change their minds.

[@littlefairymedia]

Aww 🥰

[@Potato-pq5ez]

little did you know, you saved the whole world with a simple act of kindness

[@DarisT-qc1fw]

Well, given that we're still here and fine, I'd say you saved the world. Thanks.

[@ivorywizard]

thank you for saving the world :D

[@Coolest-Daniel]

Thank you for negotiating with him to save me

[@angussteven7778]

I once pretended to be psychic. I told people to think of a number, and guessed seven every time. It almost always worked.

[@tam_69420]

dude isnt that a fucking veritasium video

[@7n7o]

@@tam_69420youre thinking of 37, not 7 however 7 was the most popular choice for numbers between one and ten

[@CosmicKitten67]

I pretended to be psychic and people would ask me to guess what they were thinking and I would say “you’re thinking that there’s no way that I’m psychic.” it worked almost every time.

[@LocalSpawnPoint]

Pick a number 1 through 10. Add 5.5 Add 4.5 Subtract it with the number you chose Its 10.

[@CosmicKitten67]

@@LocalSpawnPoint plot twist the number I picked was 3.14159

[@bluelfsuma]

The worst lie I ever told was that I lost a classmate's plush rabbit. He loaned it to me because I kept forgetting my own toys for the Teddy Bear Picnic. I thought it was unbearably cute, and wanted it for myself. He stopped asking for it after about 3 days. Not too long after, we moved. I still have it, and it gives me so much fucking grief. I'm a bastard. ...I used to pinch the ADHD kids to get them to focus in class, but this is what I feel bad for.

[@ashhunter9958]

dang. that sucks. maybe you could get in touch with them one day and return the toy. but other than that, don't worry about it. they have already forgotten about it now most likely.

[@macksnotcool]

One time when I was in the tenth grade, this really backwoods southern kid (his last name was Jenkins so I'm gonna call him that) told me the age-old classic: "My Uncle Works for Nintendo." So obviously, I had to keep prying him with questions. "What games has he worked on?" Jenkins responded with: "He worked on Mariokart 7 and I remember one time he visited and he brought a Donkey-kong Wii game and I got to play it early." Now, That seemed way too high-profile, especially for the relative of some backwoods kid in Alabama named Jenkins. So I asked Jenkins "Where does your Dad work?" He responds with: "Somewhere in Texas." Well now clearly this was a load of crap because there is absolutely no way Nintendo is developing a high-profile game like "Mariokart 7" in flipping Texas. I of course had to ask Jenkins the name of his Uncle. He gave me his name which I don't specifically remember but I recall the last name was not Jenkins. Anyways just to be an asshole and rub it in his face, I decided to Google it to show that there is no Nintendo studio in Texas. And they surely wouldn't have developed a major first-party title like "Mariokart 7." Lo and behold I find "Retro Studios" in Austin Texas. The studio that developed "Donkey Kong Country Returns" for the Nintendo Wii. They also assisted with the development of "Mariokart 7." So naturally I looked up the name he gave me (again, I can't remember it) and I think it was like one of the lead designers for one of the aforementioned games. HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH. HIS UNCLE REALLY DID WORK FOR NINTENDO

[@starlightkynthos]

Hold up, his dad and uncle were the same person? What in the sweet home Alabama?

[@macksnotcool]

@@starlightkynthos No that was just a mistake. Whoops. I meant to write uncle.

[@burnv06]

I’m planning to apply for a job there once I graduate college so I could end up being his uncle’s coworker

[@DRofYouTube]

I ain’t reading allat

[@Quaggoof]

@@DRofKZbin real

[@sunflowersnight196]

I grew up with undiagnosed autism and a hell of an imagination that I couldn't keep to myself to save my life. I spent half of middle school trying to convince my classmates that I was a long lost Martian princess that had escaped my planet after a war broke out and the whole royal family died. I "proved" this by infodumping everything I had learned about Mars when I hyperfocused on it for a while. This keeps me up at night.

[@TheIT221]

On the bright side, it was middle school and not high school

[@chimpinaneckbrace]

Please come back to your home planet, your majesty. Your people miss you.

[@nordgeit]

*I* claimed I was a martian in *children's school* (like, what, primary? 6-11 years old or whatever) Pretty sure that was me noticing I was different. Or rather, that's my mother's analysis of it.

[@strogonoffcore]

LATE DIAGNOSIS GANG RISE UP

[@VOgaming51official]

I said I help spiderman in a fight with electro once....I mean I dreamt it but still

[@mylittlethoughttree]

In primary school, me and my friends made up a scary monster in the school grounds called The Grabber, that was a hand that would pop out of the earth and try to pull you under. I don't know which of us made it up originally but we all went along, secretly knowing for ourselves it was a lie, but thinking the others believed it. We would decide to just suddenly fall down screaming at times, yanking a foot away and shouting "the grabber almost got me!"

[@ashaler__]

The only time I remember doing this was when I was like 7 and said I had an exoskeleton. I did not know what an exoskeleton was. Thankfully, some girl near me said that the word "skeleton" was deathly terrifying to her, and so everyone forgot my obvious lie to go and scream "SKELETON! SKELETON!" at her

[@into_the_fandom_verse]

When I was in kindergarten, I used to tell everyone that the reason I was so tired every day was that I went to "Midnight Ninja Training". I don't know why I told them this. I guess I just thought it sounded cool.

[@haldalas]

To be fair, it does

[@Zesty_ASB]

Now I know what to tell people why I'm always tired

[@cofromdiscord118]

Why were you tired though?

[@kolorotario]

It is cool

[@Zesty_ASB]

@cofromdiscord118 chronic fatigue syndrome

[@luzxii_]

when i was younger i basically started a cult, i convinced a group of friends that if we jumped on the sewer drain we would teleport to sky world. we had multiple meetings about this supposed sky world.

[@jedcc.]

tell me more about this or was it this shallow

[@JaneAustenAteMyCat]

I hope you didn't turn out to be a cult leader

[@cobaltbluesky2276]

sounds like something i would have done ngl lmao

[@timmiller1]

I - I don’t think that’s called “starting a cult.” That’s just this thing kids do called “pretending.”

[@tycathedrawer]

OH MY GAWSH IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO ACCIDENTALLY STARTED A CULT

[@ameess_]

Once when I was like 9 a kid proposed to me in front of the entire class and then proceeded to tell the entire class that he did not do that.

[@MCAlexisYT]

That's the same as a sign saying: _No Entry_ _Entrance Only_

[@RyanTheSharkie69]

Nah he just has multiple personalities or something

[@ica5115]

gaslight gatekeep boyboss

[@hazemimam6826]

​@@ica5115 baslight batekeep boyboss

[@maroonai]

@@hazemimam6826 baslibht batekeep boygoss

[@umby9]

07:35 in high school i genuinely did have a photocopier in my bedroom, because it showed up at a local thrift store and i bought it with summer job money. the staff at the thrift store delivered it like it was a piece of furniture (luckily my mom wasn't home from work yet.) That was 8 years ago and now i have... three in the house with me currently. because now i work on them professionally, and sometimes when they get replaced i'll bring them home if i know they're destined to be destroyed otherwise. they make cool sounds and come in handy sometimes

[@e242animator]

It's you?

[@abielreh]

Someone in my class used to say his uncle had a lambo in his basement, but it was too shiny to take a picture of.

[@incrediblyaveragedonkey8552]

My old friend said his "real dad" lived in America and owned several ferraris. Problem was of course, that his "stepdad" was the spitting image of him and could not have looked any more like him. But hey, maybe that's just a coincidence, right? Well no, because perhaps a more pressing matter was that even if this man did exist, he had also said that his "real dad" had been killed in a vicious encounter with an oncoming truck the year before

[@Blue-Maned_Hawk]

Retroreflectivity can make something impossible to take a flash photograph of, but i don't think that retroreflective lamborghinis exist, although i can imagine that if one were to phone up Rolls Royce and ask for one, _they_​'d be up for it if you gave them enough money.

[@ZoeP2008]

"My uncle has a lambo" "Ooooooh can I see 😮" "No, too shiny"

[@LocalSpawnPoint]

Lend me your house number. Lie supressed.

[@TheStellarMars]

OP might be a crow.

[@_kataliste_]

I knew a girl in elementary school that tried to convince me that Nebraska wasn't real and the government made it up. Her reasoning was "have you ever met someone from Nebraska?"

[@xonty5227]

I have something actually similar that has a more... Satisfying ending A kid in my class in 3rd or 4th grade (I forgo, I'm terrible with time 💀) said that japan was destroyed 23 years ago... I was born in Japan... He proceeded to convince (try) and convince me that my memory was off and I'm a fake human being The sun didn't drop 23 years ago brobro

[@MB32904]

I mean she does have a point tbh, have you ever BEEN to nebraska?

[@Pope_Rural_I5184]

No no.... She has a point

[@MelodiTheMess]

William Afton:

[@Preppy_Skull_Kit]

​@@xonty5227💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@mabolob7966]

In year 1 I told my friend that he was actually born in a flower in a big field full of “Jack” flowers (that was his name) and his parents picked him from the field and raised him. He believed me.

[@captainsquare6735]

Hell nah lmao 🤣

[@4floramegamingonarocK]

Similar to one of my ocs backstories Nexus was picked off of a nexillian tree

[@swan_flute12]

I thought that said year 11 at first and I was like damn he must be really gullible if he believed you at that age

[@simonpugh3731]

I once actually got away with the dog ate my homework excuse because my teacher once doubted when someone said their homework burned up in a fire only to later find out their house burned down. I never actually finished that assignment.

[@Craignado]

This kid told me he could shape shift into a Chinchilla, I doubted him, not because he said he could shape shift, but because I didn’t think chinchillas were real

[@TCK7890]

Ah

[@airconditionedBreeze]

I only learnt chinchillas were real about 5 years ago, and didn't know what they looked like until like, 2 years ago or something. I'm 15

[@Cactiband]

@@airconditionedBreeze you guys taught chinchillas weren't real? how common is thsi???

[@Anime_Weeb135]

I have a friend with three Chinchillas. They're the softest fucking things I've ever felt in my life

[@Craignado]

@@Cactiband I dunno?? They’re not like a common animal?

[@PearlCradle]

O.K. I remember this one like it was yesterday. At my primary school, there was a girl who started a vampire club for vampires only. About three girls got in, but when my best friend Erin and I went to enter the club, I was told I wasn't a vampire. I showed them my canines and asked "What're these, then" and Erin told me "those are your canines." The next day, during recess, my friend Erin got accepted into the vampire club and when I asked her how she got in, she showed me her canines. "Those are your CANINES, ERIN." Man, I never felt so betrayed and confused LOL

[@qstionblomens6138]

You failed the vibe check

[@lilahclark6108]

There was a group similar to that at my primary school but the group of girls pretended they were all fairies but only showed their wings in secret. They would stand around the corner of the field and hiss at people who came near because they were doing secret things. In order to become a fairy, they said, you had to be 11 years old, and they all had their birthdays in the start of the year, so most people weren’t 11 yet. I had my birthday first though, so I was. I didn’t even bother asking them if I could be a fairy though. I’d like to say it was because I was smart enough to know it was all stupid, but I secretly wanted to be a fairy, but I was just too introverted to ask. When everyone else became 11 the group said that they couldn’t make anyone else fairies because “the magical fairy dust in the air had run out”. 😑

[@eredemia5912]

​@lilahclark6108 This is so uncannly, similar to what I did in 3d grade 💀. My friends and I all pretend to be fairy's at recess. So sorry that you were left out. 😅

[@furrraris]

ngl thats kinda sad i hope you're all good

[@fall_tea8857]

@@lilahclark6108Bruh💀

[@percyswing]

I knew a girl who claimed she was "Jojo Siwa's best friend from college," despite being like 9 years old, and despite the fact Jojo Siwa has not been to college

[@yoongiverse.]

i’ve actually met several of the dance moms girls lmao 😭 not the originals but the ones from the newer seasons

[@Polo-ox2wy]

An old classmate of mine was a pathological liar, he could not only talk to ghosts and was telepathic but he once said he had found a tresure map in his attic, a classic pirate one with an X on it and everything. I went to his house and realized, he didn't even have an attic

[@DoomSpiderXII]

A kid in elementary school told me he was going to build an arcade in his backyard. Then he realized it was too ambitious, so he told me he would instead build an amusement park instead.

[@thisisapictureofmydog.isnt9208]

Oh yeah, amusement park is wayyyy less ambitious

[@MCAlexisYT]

That's way more ambitious 💀

[@Your-Average-Nerd]

Perchance, is he named Phineas?

[@catastropheintended88]

@@MCAlexisYT Looks like Matt can do a sequel to the Silly Arguments video

[@gamer_glenn5438]

​@@Your-Average-Nerdyou can't just say perchance.

[@Chitose_]

Inventing the color gray sounds like the most depressing invention ever.

[@ARandomIndieGameEnjoyer]

Inventing the color beige must be more depressing

[@Slipstream317]

​@@ARandomIndieGameEnjoyerthis

[@smashtacklersofficial]

When I was about 9, I was in a summer camp where we learned how to use 3D printers. One kid told me that he had a 3D-printed prosthetic heel. I asked him how he got it. He told me that one night, a criminal broke into his house and set it on fire. The kid attacked the criminal and subdued him, but his heel was badly injured. The kid also told me that his sister died in the fire, but most of her vital organs were recovered and his family planned to put them in a robot body "as soon as the technology becomes available."

[@rainsparks29]

I for one think we should be investing our resources into the creation of robobabies for families like this

[@shadowtd9982]

South park orgin story 💀

[@HyperfixationRuler]

LMAO​@@shadowtd9982

[@rainsparks29]

I am JUST realising this said 'robot body' and not 'robot baby' but I maintain my original statement

[@saturniidspectre]

I'm imagining the sister's brain just floating in a tube like Cain from RoboCop 2.

[@SunnyxstarlightYT]

Somehow in 3rd grade a kid convinced me there was a paralympic event for people with three heads

[@the_stone-hw7uw]

I knew a kid that used to lie all the time. Like, every other sentence. One day, I made up a fake video game and asked if he had it. Ofc, he lied and said yes. He told me we should play together, and then yelled at me the next day because I never got on.

[@TeaSippingCommunist]

Bro's a menace to society

[@TychoL]

Timmy why do you have a skill isuue geton

[@Supergamerclub2]

bro something similar happen to me

[@L0V3G0ALS]

I think he might be mentally unstable

[@ItsMeConnor3]

plot twist: the game actually existed

[@kodiax4441]

in 3rd grade, my friend said he was a billionare and had 3 mansions. the next day he asked if i can come over to his apartment.

[@xandersoukal]

he obviously needed a taste of the "poor lifestyle" since he was too rich

[@nardalis4832]

😂he quickly downgraded

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

3 mansions and at least 1 apartment. Makes sense for a billionaire honestly.

[@weirdLEXbutok]

he said “that’s just my throwaway residence” 😂😂

[@maroonai]

he owns 3 mansions and a single apartment

[@Microwave.mmmmmmm]

One kid said he owned the entire country of Sweden and he had 16 mansions, when I went over to his house it was just a small suburban house, HE SAID IT WAS HIS SPARE HOUSE LMFAOOO 💀💀💀

[@marsmars124]

why tf sweden and not any other country??? :D

[@illuminyaa]

@@marsmars124 IKEA

[@marsmars124]

@@illuminyaa good point but why sweden? why not like china or the us or the country the kid was from

[@illuminyaa]

@@marsmars124 idk tbh probably just random shii the creator wanted to make or something

[@pichuoleander]

@@marsmars124 The better question is why not sweden?

[@Acutelittlecat]

My mum once told me that when she was in elementary school, she went home one day and told my grandmother that she hadn't been able to go to school because the teacher had locked her out of the building. But the grandmother went to school with her the next day and talked to the teacher. My mum was his favorite student, but from that moment on, the poor guy lost his trust in her. Parents are never good role model :((

[@birmoth1]

When I was a child I thought the car was invented in Germany by a man named Otto. That's why its called the Ottomobile.

[@mateorios1636]

Ur not wrong about the country who invented it

[@arjunmadan318]

Just change 'Otto' to 'Karl' and you'll be allright.... wait a minute, is that why we call them 'cars'? OMG WTF did I just find out 😂

[@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733]

@@arjunmadan318 no lol. car is a word that existed before and referred to certain kinds of horse-drawn vehicles (ex. a jaunting car or "jarvey").

[@casualchaofan5364]

@@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733 r/wooooosh

[@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733]

@@casualchaofan5364 yeah I probably did but given the sheer amount of actual idiots who infest the internet can you really blame me for assuming I was dealing with one of them?

[@atlascantoris2980]

An old friend of mine told me he built three robots out of old VCRs. And that they would all turn back into regular VCRs whenever someone they didn’t know came in the house.

[@andreschavez2886]

"Robots in disguise"

[@Carboy45]

These convenient lies are honestly the best think they’re so smart but really it is so obvious 😂

[@fooligan_2763]

the autobots are in his house rn

[@eredemia5912]

​​@@andreschavez2886 "More than meets the eye"

[@michmill7007]

Autobots, roll out!

[@katherine9505]

In elementary school, we had a group of girls who tried convincing everyone that they were all werewolf-wolf like creatures. One tried convincing us she was part whale and that poachers were after her 🤷‍♂️

[@cr_chain]

"So where can we find the werewolf and whale kids"

[@Rapidfire370]

If you know what furries are (and they know as well) the perfect response would be "Oh so you're a furry..." I wonder how that'll end

[@LuckySketches]

​@@Rapidfire370 There's a pretty significant chance they were in fact furries (or on the road to becoming such) and this was their way of expressing that.

[@xylophone_888]

​@@Rapidfire370 maybe rather therians, furries just engage with fictional characters in their free time

[@kitkatboard]

@@xylophone_888 Yeah but I'm sure most people who ended up in the furry fandom roleplayed as the dog/cat while playing House.

[@snake-stuff]

i knew a kid who claimed his house was a roller coaster so i tried to impress him by saying mine was a rock climbing wall

[@alexanderreynolds6018]

When I was in my early 20s I worked at a small chain pet food shop. One of my coworkers must have been a pathological liar as a child because he was a pathological liar as a 26-year-old man. He told me his mom worked for the CIA doing "top secret stuff" and was regularly dropped off by the CIA at their house via helicopter. He told me about several instances where his professors in college were so impressed by his proficiency in the subject that they requested he give the lecture for the day. On a couple of these occasions the professor would then give a pop quiz and every single student in the class got an A because he taught so well. Best of all, he told me his dad owned the company. That we worked for. The actual owner of which I had met in person a few months prior and who had no children, only dogs, which was a factoid included in the introductory training for the position both I and Justin held.

[@ryysgyna]

Back in primary school I told people that I could shapeshift, but only in life threatening situations. I said that I nearly drowned and turned into a fish as my main example. I still get made fun of for that to this day.

[@brody3166]

Rightly so, fish boy

[@prestonthebeston1735]

@@brody3166yeah I agree. Lmfao goldfish crackers lookin ass

[@amateurcritic6247]

As a 5 year old, my mom told me I was secretly a half elf princess from the land of Wynken, Blynken and Nod to convince me to go to bed. I proceeded to repeat this lie to my entire class and was incredibly offended when anyone said I was lying.

[@Azeriiall]

the irony of this is i dont think D&D half elves have to sleep

[@Azeriiall]

the irony of this is i dont think D&D half elves have to sleep

[@lettuce_soup5557]

That’s on your mom

[@I1like1wood1ash]

​@@Azeriiallthere are more elves out there than DnD elves tho

[@what_equals_42]

I grew up in a really, desperately poor area with my Mum and brothers. My parents were divorced, and my Dad lived far away and worked for the Air Force. He wasn't able to get time off to come to any of my school events until I was sixteen. That was when I found out that no-one had believed he existed. My whole life, I had been proudly telling my friends and teachers about how my Dad worked on fighter jets, owned and flew light planes, lived in a big house he had built by hand himself and had a couple of investment properties, owned a mobile phone before anyone else I knew, and collected awesome vintage motorcycles he could maintain himself. I didn't know why all of my teachers and friends looked stunned when I introduced him to them at that school event (and when they watched him ride away on a cool motorbike afterwards 😂 ), but after that people were suddenly actually interested when I wanted to talk about him. Around that time, smart phones became a thing, I could carry around photos, and nobody ever thought I was delusional again. 🤣

[@rad4924]

When I was 6 I told people that I had an older brother who had escaped from prison and sometimes walked around the school with a knife, so it would be a bad idea to beat me up. It worked. Kids were scared of me and left me alone.

[@hambruhger]

My brother got social services called on our parents because he told the daycare workers that he was getting abused at home. Thankfully social services didn’t believe that our parents nailed his hands up on the walls and hit his knees with pots and dry cheese.

[@iruchan-ff9iq]

Just like jesus did 😢

[@truerandomchannel]

@@iruchan-ff9iq dry cheese crucifixion

[@Steph-zo5zk]

@@truerandomchannel lmao sounds like either the name of a heavy metal band or a sex position I never want to try

[@raisinbrancerealofficial]

How did he come up with that very specific scenario 😭

[@VOgaming51official]

wha-💀

[@sapphanimates]

The one girl who tricked me into thinking she had her right arm surgically replaced with a robotic one after getting hurt on a trampoline. Her proof for this was to grasp it tightly, point at her veins and say, "see, there are the wires."

[@epos.nephilo]

she’s not wrong though

[@stuffwell]

lol

[@大]

yapper

[@therealmanguyman]

wow what an idiot. i would never believe some kid who told me he discovered dinosaurs in jelly cubes who seemed alive, and that would be way easier to believe what you believed.

[@asackboyplush6508]

ffs it's two sentences

[@fa1ryf0x3s]

I had forgotten about _my_ 'that one kid' until this. I sat next to her on the bus a few times and each and every time time she'd lie to my face. There was a gated-off area on the side of the road and she told me she had gone there once and found live dinosaurs that she tamed, and another time she said she knew how to count to ten in Finnish. She demonstrated by just reciting it in English but adding "-ah" to the end of each number. Then she claimed she could scale the biggest tube slide. She failed.

[@Athyxer]

When i was younger i was convinced that was a jedi, a wolf, hell, even god

[@大]

you're not the main character buddy 😭🙏

[@Athyxer]

I WAS CONVINCED I WAS😭😭

[@teaoftraffic]

WE ARE ALL THE SIDE CHARACTERS, BUCKO

[@SirAspenMoon_TheGoodestGoodBoy]

nice. I knew I was stupid. I tried eating my own shit thinking it was a raisin

[@JustAHuman101]

SAME LMAO

[@TRDiscordian]

One kid had a laser knife, tried to explain it as a "mini lightsaber that only cuts bread", and is now forever remembered as a liar. Poor kid.

[@afreen5058]

Aww.

[@violetsapphire952]

Wait what the fuck's a laser knife? Am I having my leg pulled?

[@I1like1wood1ash]

​@@violetsapphire952yes

[@transatlanticnostalgia4655]

Well, there was a post like that literally in this video.

[@TRDiscordian]

@@transatlanticnostalgia4655 my comment is literally about that...

[@juliewaid1626]

I had some "issues" growing up and I live in terror of seeing myself in one of these compilations.

[@seanathanbeanathan]

God, same 😂 finally have a good therapist about it now, which is nice lmao

[@GARLIC_DRAGONS]

I convinced my friends in the first grade that my grandma had 5 cats and 5 dogs, and the cats almost got attacked by a hyena.. they actually believed it 💀

[@itsaducklin]

thats the lamest lie ive ever heard a first grader say, ofc they believed it

[@YouveBeenMegged]

I remember that when Monster High was a bigger thing, a girl I knew told us her real birth name was Clawdeen. I also remember having a whole thing where I said invisible dragons were _everywhere,_ and there were a bajillion different types, and that only certain special people could see them. I, of course, was one of those people, and I had a pet dragon named Starshine, who was a Night Dragon, the rarest type of all. I had an interesting imagination.

[@Nibiri3304]

sounds like an actually interesting plot LOL

[@kiramortwilson7411]

LOL This would make a great children’s story, can I steal it? XD

[@watchmychannelorelse]

@@mrlagoonslawyer TWO people who can see the dragons?? something's up...

[@EnigmaTM07]

One kid in middle school told me that he had to beat up a bunch of his fellow church members in order to get the cross necklace that he had. 😂

[@haldalas]

Fight church is like fight club but more unexpected

[@Blue-Maned_Hawk]

@@haldalas Wasn't Fightchurch a character in _So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish_?

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

He might have been telling the truth. Religion is weird.

[@gunsgalore7571]

@@MyRegardsToTheDodo Not that weird.

[@wildwyatxbox]

@@gunsgalore7571 You gotta prove your strength to god in a holy match of righteous fisticuffs.

[@theaverageaardvark9864]

Girl claimed her parents left her in their car boot by accident and she lived there now and had to survive by “drinking rain” 😂

[@pinkdied]

teacher was talking about this kid who used to brag about how his dad founded blackberry and nobody believed it. turns out his dad DID found blackberry

[@AustinTheWeenieTickler]

This one kid tried to convince me she could travel to other universes by punching a wall

[@tailpig6417]

When was this? Because if it's in or after 2020, I think I know the origin of the lie

[@haldalas]

Wait isn’t that from the second Dr strange

[@evanlephrog7337]

She can travel to the nurse's office if she does it hard enough.

[@wildwyatxbox]

Yeah, the universe of pain

[@AustinTheWeenieTickler]

@@tailpig6417It was somewhere around 2020, I honestly don’t remember though

[@denz481]

in 3rd grade a group of people in my class managed to convince me that there was already a "Despicable Me 4" and one of the main plot points was that Gru's wife (Lucy) died. i've been thinking about that moment ever since the announcement of the actual Despicable Me 4 a few months ago lollll

[@JohantheFunnyguy]

He's on to something

[@DoofenSpyroDragon16]

Ah, The classic “dark plot twist in a movie” lie.

[@frillydress]

WELP.

[@HVY526]

That aged like milk.

[@afreen5058]

The memory erasing lie is actually super clever!

[@UselessGus]

I think this was a joke lol

[@korymakos6654]

An old classmate of mine lied all the time, but my favorite lie of his was when he told me that he and his brother got chased around their house by a dinosaur before school that morning.

[@isoceptic]

One of my friends said: "Yeah, I've actually been the first person to download Fortnite, I have proof, but my Xbox broke. I came over, and his Xbox was still working, and, he only downloaded fortnite in 2019

[@victimofmagicapollo]

that's because his dad was the ceo of xbox and got him a new one

[@Edward-cb5fc]

You have proof, you just don’t have proof

[@Fritz_A.]

Funny enough, my fortnite account Is actually almost as Old as fortnite, but I didn't play it until chapter 5.

[@darthbooman]

my dad owns fortnite he can confirm for your friend

[@isoceptic]

dude I love these replies

[@ButterFromDiscord]

There was a crazy kid at school who said he could hack me with a single excel spreadsheet (without even getting it onto my computer), and that he had a drone that followed me everywhere (and was always behind me) and was: - silent - invisible - could noclip through any object - equipped with a SIM card so it could always connect to the internet He also had no idea what Firefox was despite making all of these claims, and when I mocked him for it he bit into my arm, with the intention to kill me

[@ProjectADAMAndroid]

That’s more than ‘crazy kid’ behavior, that’s borderline sociopathic

[@Super-wx6br]

In 6th grade I told my friends I survived a fall out of an airplane without a parachute because i was in a basket that had pillows in it. I remembered it happening so vividly, then I realised it was probably just a vivid dream the next day

[@Vintagesonic1]

Back in middle school, I had a girlfriend who tried to convince me that she was part of this secret society called "The Foundation" and that she was actually a vampire, because of her teeth having fangs. Until I looked in the mirror and realized I had these "fangs" too. 💀

[@LocalSpawnPoint]

Too bad she doesn't know what canine teeth were

[@supathechest]

When the movie Pixels came out, a kid in my class named Ashley said he had seen the movie early and it would have Minecraft Steve, Freddy Fazbear and Wario in it. You would not believe how hyped I was when I watched the movie, seeing the centipede show up and thinking 'THIS MUST BE WARIO!!'

[@AlexDown1]

We are so close to these 3 all having theatrical appearances

[@DccToon]

@@AlexDown1 freddy movie already came out, not sure about wario, minecraft in 2025

[@LuckySketches]

I really hope Nintendo makes enough movies that Wario gets one.

[@Cecnorthernohio]

Danny devito wants to be wario ​@@DccToon

[@AlexDown1]

@@DccToon That's why I say that, we're confirmed two thirds of the way there and Wario could at least be a cameo in Mario Movie 2

[@LifeBy.B]

A girl in my class told me she went to the farm and fed a goose a grape. It then followed her home, lived in her back garden and laid an egg, which her dad then ate for breakfast.

[@afreen5058]

🥺🥺 why is this so cute and wholesome tho

[@zjozefowicz]

A kid in my kindergarten once said that he's so mature that he can walk home all alone. One other kid asked "how do you cross the street?". He replied that he just crosses it, and if any cars are coming he lies down and they drive above him. I remember other kids buying it, too. Made me so mad that I remember it to this day 😅

[@jwalster9412]

How many kids played in front of cars thinking nothing would happen?

[@tulipx0x01]

this girl once said to me “I used to have a magical house in a different universe! but it got blown up so I had to move down here :(“

[@ordinaryrat]

I once knew a kid who said she was black because she went in mud one day

[@WalkerArt-64]

How to gain the pass in two steps:

[@Doctor677productions]

That’s wild 💀

[@RedCaio]

someone in my family didn't know what "black" meant, they thought it meant "anything that has darker skin" I guess. When my (white) sister and her (mexican) husband had their firstborn, this family member asked my sister "so is the baby black?" Sister was like "umm... no, why would the baby even be black tho?"

[@justarandomperson2786]

@@RedCaio thats so funny please 😭😂

[@TheKewlPerson]

A girl in 2nd grade claimed she was Santa's daughter and would wear red santa dresses, even when it wasn't winter. She also claimed she could fly but didn't want to show anyone.

[@arjunmadan318]

Avg Santa fangirl be like

[@cjpro2517]

kid i went to school with said she was lady gagas singer and thats why she was always late, asked her to name a lady gaga song and she said firework

[@VikeshCreationz]

no way 😭

[@colelevel2654]

I did the lie. One time in 4th grade, I was fighting with a kid over a laptop and yelled, "I had it first!" and everyone laughed. I then tried to convince everyone that I really said, "I have your fist," and that that's a fancy way of threatening to punch someone.

[@ari638]

My great grandad was the governor of Seychelles. It's a good thing I didn't know this fact as a kid because nobody would have believed me

[@juliopozo8636]

dude that's baller

[@alexandrejeankonghpps582]

The place with HUGE coconuts?

[@ari638]

@@alexandrejeankonghpps582 That's the one! I dug up a transcript of a court hearing he went to for being a really bad governor though so he wasn't really worthy of that position

[@M8kUtap]

@@ari638 wow thats actually crazy

[@AuricSilverfinger]

when was he born?

[@itzztoxxicity]

a kid said one time: "oh i have mario kart 9 but you cant play it because my nintendo switch will notice your presences and *freaking explode* in your face." the fact that somebody belived that scares me.

[@neoselket562]

That sounds like something Nintendo would do

[@Jonskipvp]

​@@neoselket562 absolutely

[@ARandomIndieGameEnjoyer]

Ngl I'd buy something like that as a cover up for my real nintedo switch, so if someone wanted to steal it I'd know who it was

[@4per8]

matt be doing so many reckless stunts you need to add a disclaimer to not try this at home

[@brickbuiltproductions4905]

(For the record, this person is My best friend of 8 years) In elementary school, my friend always came to school with a new story. Instead of it being 100% unbelievable, they were just things that made his life seem like it was simply eventful. Like “my mom bought bread, and by the next day, my older brother had eaten the entire thing overnight. Raw.” Or “when I was on a quad ride (something he did do often) I threw a rock at my brothers quad tire and it made him flip and crash into a tree.” For a long time I believed him, but after a while it seemed like he was testing his luck with the storytelling and started to think of other things instead of simple life events, like how he was chased by the cops and stuff. I then ended up confronting his older brother specially about the bread thing and turns out he made a lot of the things up. Funny fake stories or not, after 8 years, he’s become the most “friendish” friends I’ve ever had.

[@brickbuiltproductions4905]

Meant to say specifically****

[@littensy]

One girl in my class said she came from Minecraft and that she entered our dimension through her computer screen. She’d do a Minecraft punch animation every time she spoke. She was very committed to the bit.

[@bombyzillaaaa]

when i was little, my grandad used to tell me that he and his wife inspired "the princess bride" and told me not to tell anyone because it was secret, and he didn't want anyone to know because they would find out my grandma was a princess. i wholeheartedly believed him.

[@kinkanalchemist]

Honestly, that's pretty cute

[@bombyzillaaaa]

@@kinkanalchemist yeah, they're great :)

[@Zestieee]

We all had that kid in school who said he already had the next PlayStation but couldn't show it to anyone because it was at his cousin's house

[@S2tY832]

Mostly everyone in my primary school had school dinners and there was only one meal choice per day (e.g. if it was pizza, you were forced to have pizza.) There was this one kid who had lots of severe allergies and had something different to everyone else. Long story short, if they didn't like the food they were serving, they'd just say they were allergic to it. I think, at one point, I said I was allergic to garlic bread.