Most Ridiculous Way I've Shut Down A Scam (Full Call)

[@Nojintt]

"You are an idiot"... Proceeds to spend 4 hours on Windows RG unsuccessfully scamming a prank caller.

[@CAPTINjacksparrow]

😂😂

[@colinmaharaj]

Genius

[@Jonathan-ut8ty]

Lol I think there paid on commission

[@silverwater211]

@@Jonathan-ut8ty On commission of the crime lol

[@MoReeceJTV]

I know right 😂 the pinacle of stupid 😂😂

[@becominghero9754]

I like how you punish him every time he says "shut up" with a threat to shut it off. Do that enough, and he'll be Pavlovian-ly unable to say shut up.

[@G0tenk0enig]

this is it. this is my favorite comment

[@katarinatibai8396]

😂😂😂😂😂 👍

[@geminikb]

Pavlovian-ly…. Love it!

[@Littlewing6was9]

It's yappy hour woof woof

[@becominghero9754]

@@G0tenk0enig Thank you good woof

[@butterspike680]

I adore when Kitboga's character just randomly throws a reference an old person would absolutely not know. "I used to be an adventurer like you two until I took an arrow to the knee"

[@pamelalandis4627]

Yes, the generational piece is interesting. I am a senior and a Kitboga fan and I am not familiar with the arrow phrase. However, I AM familiar with RG! 😊

[@Digital_David]

I am almost 40 and don't recognize that reference, at all.

[@phoenyxs_angel_8819]

@@Digital_David skyrim

[@phoenyxs_angel_8819]

@@pamelalandis4627 skyrim

[@pamelalandis4627]

@@phoenyxs_angel_8819 Thank you!

[@Kjoene]

"I'm a lot smarter than your grandson", gets scam-baited for the next 4 hours.

[@joshuarieder2865]

Scammer: "I'm a lot smarter than your grandson" Also scammer: *Gets fooled for nearly three hours by grandson's program*

[@katarinatibai8396]

They allways think that they are the smartest shitt on earth - thiese scammer narcissists - 😂

[@budone7449]

So damn funny!!! I love this guy

[@SeattleJen_]

27:27 and the next few min are literally top tier scambaiting/improv/entertainment. Just glorious.

[@glowedupdrew9842]

😂

[@user-2012July-A]

I'm so glad you are doing this. My great-grandmother was called by one of these scammers. They threatened to kill her if she didn't send them the money. She was so afraid. She's since passed away, but I'll never forget how scared she was. It was heartbreaking. If they dare to scam people, then they deserve to have to deal with someone who knows exactly what they are doing. Thank you.

[@BEAUTYnIQ]

@A .. so sorry . I know of someone whos elderly uncle and aunt same thing .. ! They were so scared of those Cockroaches I honestly think it affected their health .. ! Many of the elderly worry worry worry and its heartbreaking the way scammers Dont Care about who's lives they ruin .. I feel NO remorse about these scambaiters wasting the scammers time, resources, computers, files, even turning them or their bosses into the authorities .. !! the elderly are the last bastion of our most vulnerable population ..

[@SexyGuv77]

They got no respect or manners! Even if they get through to an elderly person that's the same race/religion they would be just as rude and abusive despite swearing at an elder in our culture is an absolute no-no. One called my late mother trying to 'sell' something but obviously was on the scam. My mother's English wasn't great and you would know by her accent she wasn't English but she told him 3 times, in her normal polite way to call later when I would be home from work. He didn't like the fact the call wasn't going to generate any bank details so he proceeded to swear at my mother in our language relentlessly! My mother hung up on him but I couldn't believe it! The audacity! I would love to string him up!

[@user-2012July-A]

@@SexyGuv77 my grandma, great-grandmothers daughter, told them, when they had called her again that she would be happy to wait for them to come to the house, she'd be ready with the shotgun. She was furious that they had called and treated her mom like that. My grandma is the sweetest mst best person, she sees the good in everyone, even when they don't see it themselves. It's so wrong to treat anyone that way, but expecially our elders. Soon there won't be any more people who were around before computers and the internet. Everyone will know not to answer the scammers.

[@annofgreencables]

I am a greatgramma and I was almost scared into a credit card scam a few years ago. Something clicked, shortly into the conversation even though it was early morning and they woke me up. Told them to take their BS and put it where the sun don’t shine! Since then I found the Scambaiters channels on KZbin and tell all my family and friends to watch and learn about what might happen to them. I am so sympathetic to the fear your loving GGrama experienced. She knew you loved her and that is the best gift we can give to our dear ones.❤️

[@user-2012July-A]

@@annofgreencables I'm glad you weren't caught by them. Kit is probably my favorite because he has such dynamic characters. Keeps it consistent, and I like to think that the scammers hear about him like you would warn a child of the boogeyman. I hope they all wonder if the person they call is actually kit everytime. Irony is that he, kit, is making money, since we support him, but the scammers are losing time and money at the same time. And there will be more people who are like Kit. They will continue to be there until there aren't any scammers left. Take care, my friend. It's nice to hear from another who kit has helped. 😊

[@bunyz9728]

Terrible, awful, pathetic man. If he treats you this way can you imagine homelife?? 0 to 100 in a sec. He spreads his miserable self to others. How has he survived?? No wonder he's a scammer!! You're an awesome man Kit!!

[@Ireallyreallywishiwerenthere]

A lot of them have normal families and young kids too. It’s really sick to think they’re raising children 😢

[@mrtvyanjel]

@@Ireallyreallywishiwerenthere well at this point I don’t think their families are normal. Most likely guy like him would be extra abusive to others around him. Feel sorry for them

[@Ireallyreallywishiwerenthere]

@@mrtvyanjel fr. If they’re able to put their morals aside and do this to people I doubt they treat their family any differently. I’m just sad that the kids will most likely grow up the same

[@beverlynielsen860]

Where do these scammers come from and how are they able to get away with this scamming stuff ? Are scammers all over the world?

[@hollynightingale7975]

Totally … his parents definitely dislike him

[@smike9884]

"Are you stupid?", "No, this is Candice".

[@AlexanderKellyespn]

My favorite part 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@neophobicnyctophile8264]

@@AlexanderKellyespn Yeah, but 41:33 is pretty awesome, too!

[@ProfessorTofty]

"Shut it off? Okay."

[@jennifergiuffre5475]

I lost it when he said that. Straight up laughing out loud. Especially watching Kitboga trying to hold it together after saying it... gold!!

[@smike9884]

@@jennifergiuffre5475 It still has me laughing days later. It's so nonsensical it's great.

[@thundersquidthursday4035]

Imagine getting so frustrated for having to be patient with an old lady that you're about to scam. These people are the scum of the Earth. Keep up the good work Kitboga.

[@Justcanadianjanjan]

I think it’s also amazing that Kit is so patient and that he doesn’t resort to cussing like these scum bags … only a bottom feeder has to swear to make a point.. Kit is amazing!

[@hopium9963]

Right? I can't believe the way they talked to her!!!

[@dlo715]

For real! Like telling someone to "SHUT YOUR MOUTH OLD LADY." is gonna get them paid? The audacity. 😂

[@brendon080909]

@@Justcanadianjanjan Lol I don’t think it has anything to do with patience.. if he (Kitboga) cusses back he loses the call, loses the scammer.

[@loopygalaxy123loops3]

@@brendon080909 I mean that is literally what having patience means LOL

[@kaycee25]

Scammer: oh just shut up! Candice: oh you want me to shut off the computer? Scammer (instant regret): No.. no no.. no!

[@sergeil5892]

25:00 "I don't have time for this" 3:54:37

[@ozzi4647]

Exactly xD

[@jesterc.6763]

Hahahhaha

[@Justcanadianjanjan]

Brilliant !!!

[@kamvans]

lol great comment!

[@cortlandknudson7511]

Lol

[@umbrellagirl48]

I love how offended Allen gets when Candice doesn’t recognize him every time he calls

[@katarinatibai8396]

🤣🤣🤣 narcissism at work - 😁

[@Pixie.Little]

😂😂😂😂💖💖💖💖💖💙💜💙💜👌👍

[@elephystry]

Because he knows Candice is talking to other scammers.

[@umbrellagirl48]

@@elephystry truly a beautiful work of improv

[@goodbye6676]

@@elephystry Ma'am are you cheating on me with Jack from Microsoft?!🥺🤬

[@MosaidDeath]

I love how Candice bought the 3 year plan AND the lifetime plan. You can never be too safe.

[@anomonyous]

You never know when you'll live for 3 years after you die. She's just making sure.

[@hypnoticleslie]

I love optimism. Also, if Susie Derkins had her way….

[@BeautifulGodessFeetEnjoyer12]

Lifetime and three years??? That's like forever

[@DaReaperZ]

"Oh my god you are so stupid!" The man says while exploring Windows RG edition as if it was normal.

[@nomadpurple6154]

Scans the Start menu at least 10 times with no suspicion. lol

[@neilmarshall1569]

@@nomadpurple6154 n

[@neilmarshall1569]

g.

[@Nephilim27]

@@nomadpurple6154 F

[@vonbonbonjager]

Hahaha a bit surreal!

[@AshB_Watercolors]

I don’t sit and watch 2/3 hour movies, but I’ll listen to 4-36 hour KitBoga calls no problem! Entertainer of the Year!

[@ryanblaze932]

Agreed. My new entertainment

[@AshB_Watercolors]

@@ryanblaze932 it’s great isn’t it?! I’m back to listening to this one again! I heard it live and never laughed so much!

[@michellementh9651]

Right! I listen to him while cleaning or cooking 😂

[@roydagger]

I love it when Kitboga plays the oblivious, rambling old lady. Scammer: I will hang up in your face! Kitlady: No, my hair's not in my face. Had me really laughing

[@cyka4789]

Damn she make me stutter

[@xXVibrantSnowXx]

This is honestly one of Kitboga most underrated vids of all time, i just love that "OH MY GOD" Frustration, gives a big chuckles to my face

[@Erin-000]

it's the most popular, highest viewed on this channel, got me to it! I'd love to see an only slightly edited/shorter version on his main though!

[@hanashable95]

It’s his most popular. I still think about it all the time 2 years later. When he’s like “hope you have no trouble sleeping at night hahahaha!” And when he’s like “IF YOU DIDNT TALK SO MUCH IM TRYING TO PRAY!!” 😂😂😂

[@High_Priestess53]

OH MY GOD YOU'RE GOOD YOU ARE SO GOOD

[@richkeagy8907]

"Are you stupid?" "No, this is Candice." I almost choked.

[@phntasy333]

Candace " you could say I'm five steps ahead of you..." Scammer " laughs...." If only he knew....

[@phntasy333]

I loved it when he said they can put her pic on a ' porno graphy' website... And Candace is all ' how flattering'... I definitely choked. Lol

[@katarinatibai8396]

😂😂😂 GREAT ❣

[@seditiouswalrus]

26:32

[@louistournas120]

That Microsoft Word RG doesn't even have a menu, no toolbar. It didn't occur to the scammer that it is fake. Dear lord, the scammers aren't very ...

[@kathleenw]

He’s nasty, no respect, no patience, well done Kit for your endless patience and endless stories, keep up the good work against these criminals

[@THaB4DGuY]

itll be real polite and quiet to me in real life when it realizes im the type to slap the curry and beat the sand out its raggedy ass LOL

[@alexiasimoes3762]

@@user-wu9ho4nd5w Because the majority of the people who actually fall for these scams are elderly people who can’t figure anything out

[@gderuki]

Let's sing a song about patience

[@VM-123]

I think my daughter-in-law is related to the scammer. This is what they resort to. Con artists all share the same DNA. My son is completely alienated from his entire family and friends. Her family are convicted drug addicts. My son refused to see.

[@doreen6659]

@@alexiasimoes3762 ~ Actually, being set in your ways, going digital, and having these creatures invade you over the phone, emails, and ultimately getting your card/bank info, destroys you. Then you have threats!

[@MosaidDeath]

1:39:13 Scammer “We are getting you the Secure Socket Layer” Candice “Oh that sounds nice. Is it warm?”

[@AngelTerri]

The scammer in this call is a disgusting, nasty man. Makes me so angry listening to him and thinking how he would abuse other victims, or even his own family.

[@Kunfucious577]

Dont worry, he has a miserable life. Theres nothing anyone can do to make it worse.

[@paulharris9268]

ALL of these scammers have the same intent. ALL DESRRVING OF BAD KARMA EQUALLY.

[@kristymcintyre9951]

Very disgusting!! Turning an argument into gross things. That shows how awful these people are. They aren't smart enough to give any better comebacks.

[@kristymcintyre9951]

@@paulharris9268 u may have misunderstood me. I agree with ur comments about karma. I think it came off wrong.

[@kristymcintyre9951]

@@paulharris9268 so funny because I was looking at remarks..ok now I get what you were saying lol kinda took me for a minute 🤦‍♀️

[@radicalxedward8047]

The scammers getting so frustrated just shows that they normally have a much faster:easier experience which is even scarier cause it means they reach more people.

[@TheDogondone]

So very true. Thank Kthulu for scambaiters.

[@jackhazardous4008]

He said such nasty things i can't even quote him

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

@@jackhazardous4008 I love your pfp 💀

[@unlockeduk]

they are the people who thumbs downed

[@jonfitz8280]

Nah when you gotten no play all day then she's like egging you along and you believe this one will make up for all the time and then boom you get nothing for 4 hours of your time

[@mersilvaureus1525]

It's wild how they are such awful human beings even if you ignore the fact they're tyring to scam people.

[@vrabo3026]

"You are so IDIOT!" - Scammer who didn't realize he was clearly using a fake baby Windows.

[@judgecat9284]

The beauty of him berating somebody for being stupid while he makes a fool of himself is divine.

[@SinisterScoundrel6562]

MS Windows Really Good Edition!🤣🖥️

[@noka79]

These have become the background of my life.

[@fanabot4048]

i deeply relate to this. this is playing almost 24/7 in the background unless i have a class or with other people around.

[@lorenkodi-holmes3736]

Same here 😪

[@ForestSlump]

I put in one headphone at work and enjoy at work

[@lifecoachMachele]

Same!!

[@jeremysmith302]

Same and without the visuals I totally picture the little old lady, the car trips, etc.

[@mrsash4714]

They are so rude to the elderly it’s outrageous. I absolutely love this character 🥰

[@fractor]

Me: can’t watch a 2 hour movie Also me: watches a 4 hour KZbin video

[@kamvans]

Some youtube channels are superior to many tv shows yes

[@technophant]

Movies have twist and turns and try to manipulate. This is just like spending time with a friend

[@Dm3qXY]

the key is the authenticity, i kinda hope hollywood type of entertainment dies at whatever speed..

[@lorafrost9628]

I just found these, and I can't stop watching either. omg!

[@Angelwithmendedwings]

@@lorafrost9628 me too!! Addicted

[@alliinwonder9675]

Scammers are vile, but it’s especially disgusting to hear the ones like these talk...excuse me, scream, curse, and insult what they wholeheartedly believe is an elderly woman who is being very polite. I’ve watched a lot of these and this one was hard to listen to honestly. Thankfully Kit is HILARIOUS and absolutely perfect as Grandma Edna ❤️

[@elle26426]

I love to get a good laugh at the expense of these creeps but aside from the humour, it's direfull to consider this type of person. Imagine how he might treat family when things become trying. Just so very disrespectful right from early on -- absolute only reason he'd wind his head back was the thought of the $$$

[@ryanblaze932]

Or Even Candice.

[@SpiritAA]

It would be fantastic if Kit worked with a bank and a task force but they would rather spend 10 billion on gender studies in Isreal Sa,e with fentynal, makes pharma more money not shutting the industry down... as for this I dont know why

[@SachiShekhar]

I beg to differ, there is nothing amusing in trying to trick someone into losing a couple of months of healthcare or groceries may be. Not at least from my vantage point. All I feel is rage

[@phntasy333]

Yes , these terrible disgusting scammers screaming shut up stupid old lady and it really breaks my heart! Thank goodness for Kit and everyone who baits them! Truly inspirational.

[@zednoma8036]

Scammer: 'are you stupid?' kit: 'no this is candice.' that shit had me cackling for a good couple minutes oml

[@wiggles.]

Honestly the hardest I've laughed at a kitboga video 💀

[@Babziboo]

🤣😭😭

[@MoodusOperandi]

It happend previously to Kit when he asked a scammer who had music in the background "Is this Jazz?" and the scammer responded "No, this is (whatever his name was)". He may have borrowed the joke ....still funny.

[@sarily626]

​@@MoodusOperandiI thought it was a reference to SpongeBob, "no, this is Patrick" lol

[@davet2459]

The saddest part of all this is that Candice really does exist out there. there’s only 1 reason why he went along with it for so long and it’s because they’ve dealt with this exact type person before and they were able to scam her… and that’s sad.

[@NikNik0123]

😔

[@beeswaxnotyoursinc.1410]

Unfortunately it’s true. I used to work at a call center for a retail company, I’ve had calls from people after they went and bought the gift cards and gave the number to the scammers

[@DefSalamande]

Icm mppplkbnb😂 L

[@lilithclaws832]

My SIL is a Candice and she is still 48, she came runnining at my house begging me to loan her 300,000 yen because some random guy told her she owed them that amount of money(a SCAM). I was WTF are you that stupid. I had to call her husband and my boyfriend to help me calm her down, it's crazy.

[@KenLinx]

That, or the guy’s inexperienced and desperate.

[@Baldodeathmetal]

There is only one thing better than Kitboga, and that's MORE KITBOGA

[@equestrianrosie]

Amen

[@skullchimes]

Amen

[@EvangelineHawksley]

Amen

[@spangle]

Amen

[@tylerdejong6930]

God, listen me: amen

[@patriciakerry3868]

How do you think of such rubbish to talk about on the spur of the moment 🤣. Its hilarious. I love your old lady character, shes my absolute favourite 😂😂

[@anomonyous]

It's an art, to be sure. Improvisational skills of a god, this man.

[@deathleopardsmusic]

That 3 year plan went from $699 to $799 to $899 to $799 lol

[@TheBrettisag]

Then it went from lifetime that was supposed to be 599 to 1600

[@alicemorton9145]

He was punishing Candice😢

[@A42yearoldARAB]

real time pricing lmao

[@iamskippy]

*$1,699.9️⃣7️⃣* _TOTAL❗️_

[@chuckchizzle]

Inflation is a bitch…

[@carrieroberts5611]

This is one that made me laugh really hard and made me very pissed off at the same time, you're a whole new low to call an old lady an idiot

[@jerrycallo]

It brings out what these people are really like. Look how they act when they're conferenced together. That pissing match would blow the deal up for both of them.

[@cxracal]

lol if i met someone real that was like the lady he was portraying, i would have called her a fucking idiot too

[@deffri4065]

@@cxracal I casually checked all the comment section from the publication date and I still can't find who the fuck asked you

[@williamwilson5718]

@@cxracal wow you're a terrible person

[@flossdaily3389]

@@cxracal are you an indian scammer?

[@matildafishes9931]

I have not laughed this hard in weeks!! You're doing a fantastic job!! Scammers are not the brightest bulbs in the box. Thank you so much! 😊😂

[@twofitswell]

You’re like a real life Bugs Bunny. Thank you for the laughs and for wasting all of these scammers time 👏

[@moonbunny3467]

I have ALWAYS thought that too!!

[@Drew151617]

Wait! This is true! Haha!.

[@emair8385]

What a great comparison

[@silverseth7]

"Duck season" 'Rabbit season' "Duck season" 'Rabbit season' "Rabbit season" 'Duck season, fire!'

[@kittybelly]

Underrated comment. Been binging him for a month and it’s so so so apt.

[@perfectlyslicedegg3348]

Kit has a talent for nonchalantly talking over people with 0 reaction.

[@Throwdownsoldier]

Actual super power

[@OwenHooper-mv4fm]

I have no idea how he does it. I would get flustered by them and definitely wouldn’t be able to improv

[@farquad77]

right? @@OwenHooper-mv4fm

[@Hyperfoxeye]

​@@OwenHooper-mv4fmhe probably lowers them down to like 10% volume to do it easier

[@ryuwarrior89]

It makes me so happy when scambaiters do that! Just coz I hate so much when scammers do it. I mean, I know two wrongs don't make a right, but damn it feels soooo good!

[@douglaswilson95]

I'm only a quarter of the way threw the video and if he's this angry now than I can't wait to see how angry he gets when he finds out he's the one scammed!!! Omg the crying is so good you should get an academy award

[@furistasTedis]

Quarter ? I love kits videos where I start playing 3 minutes into the video and thinking „ damn this gonna be a really good one „😂😂😂

[@jonathanschubert9052]

"Where was I again?" Oh right... *hysterical crying*

[@Lybrel]

Imagine getting trolled by “Candice B. Reel” for four hours 🤣🤣🤣

[@23cristinargomez]

Lol it’s hilarious

[@BinaryBard64]

Hello! My name is Notice Kant!

[@Pixie.Little]

Can Dice B Reel 💗🎲💖😳🤣

[@bearb1asting]

The “Ben Dover” of other culture.

[@cactus495]

Imagine these video's are real. lol

[@toddles9]

'I will hang up in your face..' 'My hair's not in my face, I can see perfectly fine.'

[@mattlucas4046]

Milk sponge. Lol. "Do you think Cupid was the serpent in the Garden?" Lol. He is clueless he's getting outclassed & multi-trolled by an elderly lady. If he only knew.. Lol.

[@kathleenw]

Scammer: “No, HELP ME, HELP ME! Candice: “What do you need help with? I thought you were helping me”

[@EllieBelle1993]

I laughed so hard when this first happened and I’m laughing again at the reminder of it thanks to your comment 🤣🤣 it’s just too good!!

[@Spaethon]

Candice falls asleep while waiting. Alan hangs up as as she snores. Calls back, "Can you hear me Candice?" Candice jolts awake....."God?!"

[@phntasy333]

🤣🤣

[@captainpoptarts]

Oh my, I have to wait for this one lmfao

[@homiekeen23]

@@captainpoptarts where is it?? I think I slept and missed it 🤣

[@captainpoptarts]

@@homiekeen23 i slept through too lol

[@absentzz347]

@@homiekeen23 1:36:23

[@Beautiful_Mess]

This guy deserves so much Kit. He’s so nasty to her. One of many things these scammers all have in common is; cruelty. They’re absolutely terrible people to the elderly. We’re seeing exactly how they treat their victims.

[@noyesbonne]

Seeing this gives me insight to how my mom was likely treated in those situations

[@ricardvs7329]

It's catastrophically ironic to hear this guy call Candice stupid while he gets colossally trolled

[@citycountrygirl7038]

RIGHT?!?

[@azazello1784]

I disagree. The woman kit was impersonating was acting like an idiot.

[@HailTheFun]

@@azazello1784 I'm sure the person who posted this original comment 9 months ago really cares about your dumb opinion.

[@EricHaugen]

"Are you stupid?!" "...No this is Candice" OMG I couldn't stop laughing at that.

[@michaeldegeorge6954]

@@azazello1784 That's the irony.

[@Anonymum]

Five days into my Kitboga binge after first discovering him and foregoing all other new vids as they come out to watch this man torture these utter wastes of human life - completely hooked and very comfortable with my addiction 😆 “So how long have you been working with computers?” “Since my early twenties.” “So you’re what, 20, 21?” “No ma’am I’m in my early thirties.” “…Oh my sweet summer child…”

[@carolgeorgeson9632]

WELL SAID..SO VERY WELL SAID! SCUM OF THE EARTH LOL

[@kristenwhelan7634]

I just had my first child. A boy. Im new here, i would be so incredibly proud of my son if he does what you do. Not just the youtube thing but the acting, the knowledge and ability to do what you do to manipulate the computers, the way youre able to communicate. All of it. Youre delightful. I look forward to bedtime every night since i found thispage, i watch for too long. Thank you for your service.

[@susanmargaretwills6432]

I listen in at 4 🕓🤣in the morning... have to be careful not to wet my bed❗️

[@PartsUnknownn]

Definitely the highest and best use of the education and talent !!!!!!!!!! Bringing humor, entertainment, and JUSTICE!! ✌🏼 ❤️

[@hoopymchula390]

It never ceases to amaze me how goddamm rude these scammers are. I don't know how Kit keeps his cool at times. It makes me mad watching it. Great entertainment though. Keep it up Kitboga!

[@hanashable95]

Seriously I wanted to smack him!! He’s one of the worst ones so goddamn rude!!!

[@RainbowFlowerCrow]

@@hanashable95 seriously, I hate them so much.

[@SexyGuv77]

They got no respect or manners! Even if they get through to an elderly person that's the same race/religion they would be just as rude and abusive despite swearing at an elder in our culture is an absolute no-no

[@Tardis1217]

I kinda wish Kit would say something like "hey, am I the FIRST old person you've ever dealt with? We're not good at technology! Be patient you damned millennial!!

[@ZoeBellCake]

At least he was yelling at Kit for four hours than an actual victim. I think that helps Kit get through these calls sometimes.

[@MotocampingMutt]

The "if you called about my Craigslist posting for the.... can of beans" Fucking killed me out of this whole video. That killed.

[@phntasy333]

'I have a time capsule... And a few toenails....'. Hilarious video

[@yr5425]

Seriously 😂

[@jesd.5745]

I’ve not seen this yet and I’m already in stitches. 🤣🥲

[@awit7426]

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[@pallana3701]

Man oh man I’ve never lol so hard on a Yt video like this one 😂😂😂😂I can’t wait to hear her say if you’re calling about my Craigslist for the can of beans

[@frenchfan1278]

Talking over scammers is so brilliant . You go Candice!!!

[@cortlandknudson7511]

It almost like Kitboga was put on this earth to bring wrath upon these scammers!

[@matthewburgess6076]

🖇💯💯

[@SinisterScoundrel6562]

It's great to hear these thieves internally bleed!😅

[@funkdoktor9099]

This is one of my faves. The circular runaround and level of irritation with this guy was next level. They get everything they deserve.

[@UpdoggWhattt]

Sadly, no. They probably don’t get everything they deserve, cuz they deserve much worse than being trolled on a video.

[@visqari]

This is probably the third time I'm watching this video, it's by far my favorite. You can hear the anger in Allen's voice from the beginning. Thanks for bringing so much joy in my life Kit

[@s-e-i138]

Same! One of my favourites videos (unsure of the name) is when kit is pretending to be Josh (I think) and is going the MAAAAAM MAAAAAM and you can hear the scammers in the background laughing which makes kit break into laughter too ... brilliant moment

[@estelle3005]

I’m sure you mean “ Allen”. If he’s Allen I’m Indira Ghandi

[@choxiden3776]

​@@s-e-i138Think is partof "Baited" series with Adam and Alex

[@bridgetanon9030]

Scammer: tells a woman she lost everything important to her Woman: understandably cries Scammer: wtf, why are you having emotions?

[@tonjamollan6369]

Granny voice is definitely the best out of all the voices.

[@giraffewhiskers2045]

Don’t forget the grandpa to

[@lifecoachMachele]

Totally agree!

[@Justcanadianjanjan]

💯 % !!! Edna and grandpa are my faves hands down. Edna is the original OG of Kits channel and I’ve been her #1 fan ever since. 👵

[@kamvans]

True. But Edna's husband is brilliant too. And the one, I forgot his name, who baited the scammers in The Most Professional Scammers I've Met is amazing too.

[@rundylaw6212]

All the elderly ones I dig over Neveah and the southern sounding character. Don't get me wrong I love them all but def agree Edna takes the cake.

[@totaldeso5lation]

It has been said, "do not assume malice when incompetency is a possibility." Watching Kit destroy a several peoples' life by acting like a fool has made me doubt that. I love this channel

[@hippiekarl7]

'Incompetence'; the one with a 'y' instead is an aggrandized version solely for pedants in the legal profession. And you're right; malice is at ~least~ as widespread as incompetence these days.....a few of these characters feature equal helpings of both (Windows RG, indeed).

[@dlo715]

"It's like in the bible even if you think about it it's the same thing as doing. Good news that doesn't work for calories because I always think about cheesecake." Idk why but that was EXTREMELY funny to me. 😂

[@obercrazychicken]

I'm super glad you kept him going for hours, but it would have been hilarious if he went through all that in the beginning just to connect to the bank account and see $12 in there 😂😂😂

[@amarqukamrquk365]

Dead

[@prettybirdthepetgoosefrien8155]

He has videos like that . 😅

[@trishamaslakowski6214]

Kitbogas improv skills are on point!! He is so quick on his feet during these ridiculous situations. Never loses his cool... more than i couod do! Id be cussing one of them out 😂😂

[@FrotLopOfficial]

He used to back in the day.

[@ChaceBonanno]

Pulling the grandson outta nowhere, then making a recording so he can fake a whole phone call was genius

[@Buggieboo333]

“If she thinks she’s gonna get the trophy for the church bake off this year, she’s got something else coming and it ain’t Jesus coming back.” That part took me out. 💀😂

[@Justcanadianjanjan]

“Miss for gods sake , don’t touch the mouse!!! Miss, I do not have alllll day for you!” Spoil alert… yes he does!

[@giraffewhiskers2045]

He actually has 3 😂😂

[@Justcanadianjanjan]

@@giraffewhiskers2045 does he ever!

[@Atlan]

I come back to this video every now and then and it still makes me laugh so much. you really need the full version to appreciate each time you click OK and erase his text

[@JimmyFoxhound]

My gosh I can't stop laughing!!! I'm just at the part where Kit is giving the guy Candice's road runner email and I'm just dying 🤣🤣 The guy is SO exacerbated and it's only 12 minutes in! I love it!

[@tantzer6113]

You mean “exasperated.”

[@cyka4789]

@@tantzer6113masterbated?

[@Perilsapphire]

Exacerbated : make (a problem, bad situation, or negative feeling) worse. Exasperated : irritate and frustrate (someone) intensely. Here I googled it, I've come to the conclusion that both of these words fit the intention of the comment.

[@nyanbinary1717]

He's not a screamer like Steve, but he has similar rage issues. I think he's the second angriest scammer in my memory.

[@RMello26]

Steve has some serious issues but this guy is different, he even tried to be supportive once or twice LMAO

[@bsbchrissy]

I think of Steve often while I'm at work.

[@FrotLopOfficial]

No way there are worse. I say it goes Steve, Adam and Alex, then Allen, and then Christine lol

[@ContactsNfilters]

Towards the end he definitely sounded like he would murder Candice if he could.

[@rhythmandblues_alibi]

I could not watch/listen to the whole Steve saga. It was just too awful.

[@MirandaOeder]

I bow to you Kit, the way you keep it professional..my anger issues could never 😅I would have lost it the moment I got called an idiot or told to shut up. Please keep these scumbags off the internet! I stg these people scamming everyone just makes me sick.

[@annchovies5747]

Every time I watch a video from Kitboga, I think it's the best one he's ever done. Then I watch the next one.

[@jozsefhor]

We all do I guess

[@reld3016]

Every one do the same dear.

[@charlesparrish2831]

Well said👍he out tops himself with every video

[@StrawberryHills211]

And before you know it you’re listening to the 10 our -4 minutes

[@cheeto.burrito]

"I'm smarter than your grandson" man said "Candice B. Reel" out loud, paused, and then continued the call. Kitboga's fake grandson has him outmatched

[@lisaa.4667]

Candice's grandson is aged 3. Children this age are more mature than the scammers.

[@NATE-op9tq]

Guy also didn't realize he was getting played with after clippy showed up in notepad lol

[@EllieBelle1993]

@@NATE-op9tq SEVERAL times at that 🤣😂😂🤣

[@golfkid333]

@@EllieBelle1993 + the error message saying clippy would be shot like 10 times 🤣🤣

[@redrooster1908]

59:50 Scammer: You are not L L L L Listening to me!" 😂 He's losing his mind.

[@TheRamblinEvilMushroom]

A Kitboga channel that posts full calls should be called "Kitboga RG."

[@dannydarkense5500]

Kitboga real good! :) LOLOLOL

[@kamvans]

:)

[@laughingbehelit]

Underrated comment

[@phntasy333]

Yes!!

[@iamskippy]

I’m glad he spared the dialup connection noise from 1997❗️

[@henryfreeman6113]

Kitboga: What level technician are YOU?!? Scammer: Just wait a moment sir while I ask my supervisor

[@sonyasmith7992]

Lmao

[@neophobicnyctophile8264]

That's ONE way to answer the question!

[@kamvans]

lol

[@giraffewhiskers2045]

Sir? Last time I checked Candice is a girls name, time stamp?

[@henryfreeman6113]

@@giraffewhiskers2045 that went over your head…. It’s a joke within the joke. Scammers often just say sir to everyone. Or they would say ma’am to a guy and sir to a girl.

[@shadewizard]

I've watched many many of Kitboga's videos by now but this is truly an exceptional one. It's a masterpiece and one of the best ones I ever witnessed.

[@Mooseguy15]

28:10 HELP ME, HELP MEEE Kit: what do you need help with? I thought you were helping me? HAHAHAHA I LOST IT

[@lincekid]

he calls you stupid so many times while being completely stumped by the obviously fake Windows it's fantastic.

[@robert9461]

I was listening to this last night while I was going to sleep and I started laughing so hard 😂 I woke up my wife and she wanted to know what was so funny so I played it for her and she cracked up, too. Thank you for your hard work in foiling these lowlife scammers. There are few things that bother me more than someone stealing what another person worked for (especially a Senior). 😡

[@Ashton351]

This is my all time favorite. The perfect rhythm of trolling and compliance. Almost in a dance with the scammer.

[@caeridlock3930]

In the course of 4 hours I heard a man's soul break today. His defeat is palpable. What a ride.

[@NathanRichHotpot]

3 Hours believing Windows RG is real 2 Seconds after hearing grandson: "It sounds fake!"

[@Akengaroo]

They have no patience and all the patience in the world at the same time 😂 raging for 3 hours on a call, but never giving up and moving on even after seeing that they're not getting anywhere fast. Embarrassing.

[@gabesmom5615]

It’s all about the money. They are so fixated on that they don’t realize how stupid and how unbelievable they sound

[@megauser8512]

@@gabesmom5615 Yep!

[@adrenochrome_slurper]

It's also possible that they aren't allowed to just hang up.

[@lukespooner2481]

Whether they are allowed to hang up or not, the mental fortitude that it takes to stay on the phone with a character like Candice is pretty impressive. All for the little bit of money he might get.

[@Akengaroo]

@@lukespooner2481 that's exactly what I mean 😂

[@mastaroshi5216]

Every time I watch this one(which is my favorite) I always wish you really did name it “Scammer Obliterated by Discount Paperclip.” And the scammers laugh when you say “I can open a jar of pickles in 15minutes” I love this video so much. Thank you for all you do Kit.

[@kaycee25]

This was gold!! 🤣 I just wish that after all the times Candice clicked "ok" and deleted all the scammer wrote while he raged each time telling her to not touch the mouse, she eventually replied: "oh you dont want me to touch the mouse? you should have just said so", he would probably go and jump off a cliff 😂

[@voulafisentzidis8830]

You're amazing. Thanks heaps for the best laughter I've had in ages. You're the poster child for deadpan innocence and naivety against scammers. How do you do it? You're truly a treasure for the rest of us.

[@noyesbonne]

He does it: one terrible computer, one main scammer, and a one man Army of voices at a time!!

[@scherzolentviane3970]

I just LOST IT at "Not on my Christian Minecraft server!!"

[@katarinatibai8396]

Yes - that one was great 😂😂😂 nearli pee in my pants 😆

[@FragmentJack]

😂😂

[@skyfitsheaven7393]

Omg, Im spoiling it to myself by reading those comments 🤣

[@KharaokeTube]

Me too! I need this on a t-shirt!!!

[@cybadiss902]

Fr

[@gregkayko5018]

20 times.... "Don't touch the mouse". "you don't have to tell me twice". Don't touch the mouse "milk sponge" "I tried selecting this one last time " milk sponge " And over and over... I laughed so hard... 🤣

[@isskull7272]

I'm so happy that you actually managed to make that clown regret his actions lol. Like, when he told you to shut up you shut down the computer and you could just tell that he regretted saying what he said lmao.

[@blakedotson1993]

I love listening to your videos when I'm working man (I'm a truck driver). Your videos help pass time by when going long distances and keep up the great work. Keep those scammers busy!

[@doreen6659]

10:4 Good Buddy. Be safe out there, thank you for rolling those 18 to transport our goods, and I wish I was doing it again. :D

[@blakedotson1993]

@@doreen6659 it's still crazy out here with everyone being on their phones and just not caring about their surroundings. Not many people realize how important all truck drivers are, your welcome and hope all is well with you and your family.

[@rhondaengdahl9343]

He raised the price because he charges by the hour. 🤣🤣🤣 Great stuff, Kitboga!

[@gabe-po9yi]

His kindness and caring change instantly when Candice tells him she hasn’t gone to the bank yet.

[@yunoletmehaveaname]

This guy was a jerk from start to stop

[@dtiydr]

@@yunoletmehaveaname The all mfs are.

[@jerrycallo]

@@yunoletmehaveaname Bipolar

[@HassanZargari]

William sounded like a really nice guy but then again he's a scammer so he just sounds nice but he's really not.

[@phntasy333]

Yeah isn't it sad how nice they are until they don't get there way... Oh man I'm at the part where Candace is snoring!! My face hurts of laughing..oh man he says only 200 more then writes $499.99...no soul

[@darkstar7422]

oh this was priceless...you literally talked him to "death"! I was laughing thru the whole thing!! Good job and great acting...you should get an award! Hilarious!

[@paulrobinson6128]

I know.there were so many funny moments.still laughing . Which was your fav.

[@kamvans]

Without the scammers there would be no acting.

[@reld3016]

Can we give him oscar.

[@Esa-t8g]

I've seen dozens of these and this has gotta be kitbogas best. Love the paperclip omg! 😂

[@FrotLopOfficial]

This and Crow Pro are both GOAT

[@masontorr6266]

This dude is really rolling his R's in a very super-villianny way haha

[@equestrianrosie]

“You’re familiar with how fences are constructed?” 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣

[@Chelbasaur]

That shit got me gooooood 😹😹😹😹

[@reld3016]

Fence with iron.

[@lautaro3365]

+ Do you sell toothbrush? - Yes, do you want one? + No - *starts to ramble about toothbrushes*

[@Fil_2k]

after seeing the live version seeing the youtube version is even better

[@Max-uv3eg]

full calls are better imo. but i get it, some ppl might not have that much time

[@JM-pi2cu]

scammers are heartless anyway but making (what they think) an elderly woman cry and calling her names is just Shameful. I would be haunted by the tears i caused.

[@petermussillo5657]

“You know what they say …. Drink some tea today . They’ll come back around the corner. Tie you up like a water Buffalo …..” I literally spit my drink out

[@Angelmarya24]

I don’t think this scammer will ever want to hear the name Candice again😂

[@kamvans]

lol

[@CS-dn8rd]

😂😂😂😂

[@newmama0508]

It’s two words that will trigger him for life 🤣

[@katarinatibai8396]

@@newmama0508 I hope so - 🤣

[@katarinatibai8396]

He will have a Candice phobia - 😂😂😂

[@tjs7154]

I found it hilarious that they actually get mad at somebody when they're stealing their money God forbid you be a little annoyed when taking someone's entire bank account

[@Kevtron9000]

Listening to his videos, this blows my mind every time. It’s so disgusting and I’m so happy that Kit just continues to double down

[@tjs7154]

@@Kevtron9000 ikr me to

[@jaybrick8973]

I hope they all get caught an do alot of time in prison

[@ImahSillyGirl]

@@jaybrick8973 there was recently an article about a call scam center bust in the Kolkata Times, they got 10 days in jail.😒

[@beccacooley2527]

@@ImahSillyGirl that’s definitely not enough time “behind the bar” for these scum bags!

[@Peanut-Butter-Banana-Rama]

"You're right, we should pray." The only one that needs to pray is the scammer, pray for mercy!

[@doreen6659]

Pray for mercy, but none will come. ------> ¶√

[@shaurmiath6719]

I keep coming back to this video; I love him painstakingly writing these prices in the Microsoft Word RG over and over for Kit to just "MILK SPONGE" it all away over and over. You would think it wouldn't be as funny the fifth time, but it really is. There's just something wonderful about this guy who thinks he's this brilliant scammer who can't stop and think enough to just tell you the prices over the phone, and so he keeps setting the pins up for Kit to knock them down, and being so furious every time. Even when Kit appears to have decided on a plan, he can't just move on, he has to type it all out again. It's really priceless.

[@redrubies5000]

The hold message was great..."If your calling about the craigslist posting for the "can of beans"" LOL

[@ImahSillyGirl]

14:35 scammer says aloud, "Candis B Real"? Then there were STILL 4 Hours of a call...😂

[@sjab5987]

Every time he clicks on that Start button I lose it. Order Food, Solitaire, Crash 😂