0:40 you heard it here first folks, simba says women under 5 feet tall aren’t allowed to date
@oreoloki88723 ай бұрын
Right, like that sounds weirder than anything. You see a like 30 yr old woman who’s slightly shorter and yo first thought is “child”? You’re the weird one
@slidersides4 ай бұрын
Dating advice don’t date in high school
@Die29344 ай бұрын
There is finna be a whole bunch of drama that involve fake friends and relationships in school so I can’t wait to see that since Im going into Freshman year In less than a month
@outfirst61654 ай бұрын
@@Die2934 Bro shi be a movie 😭
@nebojsavelickovic53884 ай бұрын
Do it for character development 😂@@Die2934
@azekel76874 ай бұрын
Majority of high schoolers f*ck in high school instead of date anyways.
@SnowingTooth4 ай бұрын
@@Die2934 Enjoy the show man 💀
@thatoneguy71264 ай бұрын
Naw bro was definitely buggin. It's just a normal personal preference. It's normal for a short girl to want an overly tall guy but it's somehow weird for the opposite? That's a pretty wild take ngl. Ain't nobody thinking about a child when they see a woman they love. The people thinking about children AREN'T there hooking up with grown women. They out there scheming and plotting.
@Magnificent-S4 ай бұрын
It’s joke video ain’t no way you’re talking it seriously 😂
@Xxblade174 ай бұрын
Found drakes alt
@vvsvalentino4 ай бұрын
@@Xxblade17wild
@Magnificent-S4 ай бұрын
@@Xxblade17 wdym drake alt???
@jay-vg5eg4 ай бұрын
Wasn't the girl the one sayin dat?
@bitviper34304 ай бұрын
10:21 Joke went right over your head simba
@puppy.coffin4 ай бұрын
Score was 55 that -80 rocked my shit fr😂
@Edge-mv3jw4 ай бұрын
I’m cooked y’all 😭
@krysert45524 ай бұрын
Me too lol.
@Durielhall4 ай бұрын
I’m 6’2 and my girlfriend is exactly 4’11 buuuuut chill cuz we’ve been together since our freshman year of high school It’s not my fault she didn’t get taller 😭😭
@enriquechiles2 ай бұрын
Is this true
@Durielhall2 ай бұрын
@@enriquechiles yes
@Durielhall2 ай бұрын
@@enriquechiles she older then me actually shes just short
@Shoe-fw6sm3 ай бұрын
"im a lesbian this dont apply" Perfect quote
@madara2110004 ай бұрын
0:55 Damn Simba, short women can't get love? lol
@jay-vg5eg4 ай бұрын
Apparently
@nghtcrawl3r134 ай бұрын
Not from 6 plus
@madara2110004 ай бұрын
@@nghtcrawl3r13 crazy
@Merilirem4 ай бұрын
People really do be making up the dumbest rules based on completely unrelated things. Like damn. Just let adults be adults.
@madara2110004 ай бұрын
@@Merilirem True, ppl gotta stop equating "what looks weird" with "what is weird"
@kingtech79174 ай бұрын
Bruh do more of these if possible I enjoy it
@animeguy16334 ай бұрын
5:31 that BUT, eye contact
@isaiahmones68584 ай бұрын
95 is crazy, considering I’m 5’3, but hey, at least I’m doing well.
@pooferfish12274 ай бұрын
BRO THE INTELLIGENCE ONE IS SO TRUE MY BROTHER WOULD GASLIGHT HIS GIRLFRIND WHENEVER THEY ARGUE TO MAKE HER THINK SHES THE PROBLEM ITS HONNESTLY WILD.
@darkrai_6804 ай бұрын
10:23 the girl I use to date is funny we have the same humor
@oreoloki88723 ай бұрын
Aaayy, 95! Les goo!
@SuperTigger19994 ай бұрын
Simba there is also a thing called shortstacked short and fucking thicc mostly seen in art and goblin or yordle art on, there websites
@inkywolf16394 ай бұрын
my score was 65 lmao
@dustiestspade3394 ай бұрын
It's funny because most of my mom's physically gifted guys are built like lumberjacks and girls got G cups
@EmoBunny694 ай бұрын
I got 100 but there’s no age for women 22-33. 😅😂😂
@destructor_77964 ай бұрын
Score was 90 😂😂
@thedoglovinggamer58254 ай бұрын
Which part did the thumbnail come from?
@thesaltybeard17934 ай бұрын
0:38 up till this point i was chill. Now im mad at what YOURE saying. none of what dude is saying is true. None of it. And i was ready for you to be making fun of this dudes shallow view of dating. Not to double up on it and layer it with wack ass moral judgement that is entirely based off aesthetics. If youre choosing your partner based on shit like that and more over judging others for NOT doing so (people date for more reasons than sex lmao) to the point you think that a tall dude with a short stack is on some toddler shit you have some issues to sort out.
@oreoloki88723 ай бұрын
Speak it!
@Pyrothememelord7 күн бұрын
I know this comment is like 3 months old, but whatever I like giving opinions. The guy is clearly joking, at least I hope so, I’d HOPE he doesn’t view dating like that, but Simba was being a hundred percent deadass and that’s my problem. She basically saying that because a chick isn’t tall she can’t be in a relationship and that is just fucking dumb, no other way to put it-
@davidjacobs74654 ай бұрын
I somewhat disagree with tattoos on women at least. Tattoos on women are like putting bumper stickers on a Bentley.
@ViperPain1414 ай бұрын
Yeah?
@thesaltybeard17934 ай бұрын
So you hate self expression. Make sure you put that in your tinder bio or whatever!
@davidjacobs74654 ай бұрын
@@thesaltybeard1793 self expression my ass, it's vandalism of art that already was there. Just like those stop oil protestors who threw soup or something on paintings in museums. Go and delude yourself into thinking you have a moral high ground somewhere else.
@AntonioSilva044 ай бұрын
My score is a solid 205👏🏾 people 200 or above, like here🔥
@devenlemend45994 ай бұрын
i got negative 60 bois. guess there's no hope
@dejus_e4 ай бұрын
We can’t save you😭
@garawawidanapathirana4 ай бұрын
230 i didnt add the career cus i dont have one but im suprised im even above 20
@GKingBrandon4 ай бұрын
You got the highest I see 😂
@xxpsychoemoxx4 ай бұрын
Score was -20, the age really got me, need to get my shi together, 😔
@GKingBrandon4 ай бұрын
How old are u
@h20god1174 ай бұрын
My man missed long hair for men, i don't have few that apply but 73
@mr.protagonist56394 ай бұрын
I got like 110 but man there's a that don't apply.
@urihasbeenb1xcked4 ай бұрын
-30 im cooked😭
@GKingBrandon4 ай бұрын
How the hell did u get so low😢
@JonahFinch-li7zn18 күн бұрын
I like funny women when their actually funny
@youngchicken534 ай бұрын
Just saw wacka watch this before this
@t.bo.a70614 ай бұрын
Honestly I like pure white skinned and absolute black women
@mariahbreannalane69854 ай бұрын
Score was 100😂😂
@ChaosRouge4 ай бұрын
Im 6'1 and my wife is supposed to be 5'6 but her back is so fucked up she stands at 5'3
@Chefnevs74 ай бұрын
my score was 350 lmao
@bitviper34304 ай бұрын
I managed to get 25 while being 5’5 I must be doin something right
@janka48203 ай бұрын
seeing a 6' dude dating a 4' girl gives me the same vibe as when i see like frogs or sum where one of em is massive, and the other is tiny
@isuapig67054 ай бұрын
I got infinite i own an hvac business (i have a lot of money) but my actual score is 150
@killerofthesenjui97414 ай бұрын
I got a 165 but most didn't apply
@Dutch-fj2ix4 ай бұрын
I’m -50 💀
@billykann77254 ай бұрын
I think this is a bit weighted as i somehow got 55 despite being fat.
@Xxblade174 ай бұрын
Lmaoo
@nino45944 ай бұрын
-40 😭🙏
@ysaiahschannel14513 ай бұрын
61
@IHNKYN4 ай бұрын
My score was 15
@keystorm36464 ай бұрын
💀
@Jackeemthagoat4 ай бұрын
110 here😂
@YadSalh3 ай бұрын
How did I get 195!!
@masonpatrick33554 ай бұрын
Im not sure how my as got 85 but ok hahahaha
@masonpatrick33554 ай бұрын
It was 140 at first, the j aw line and chub got me thought