The Worst Dating Advice Ever Given

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@Grim_Child
@Grim_Child 4 ай бұрын
watched this whole thing to be in the negatives
@ImmaSweat
@ImmaSweat 4 ай бұрын
skibidi
@jahstaxks.mp4
@jahstaxks.mp4 3 ай бұрын
Same gang😂
@isuapig6705
@isuapig6705 4 ай бұрын
0:40 you heard it here first folks, simba says women under 5 feet tall aren’t allowed to date
@oreoloki8872
@oreoloki8872 3 ай бұрын
Right, like that sounds weirder than anything. You see a like 30 yr old woman who’s slightly shorter and yo first thought is “child”? You’re the weird one
@slidersides
@slidersides 4 ай бұрын
Dating advice don’t date in high school
@Die2934
@Die2934 4 ай бұрын
There is finna be a whole bunch of drama that involve fake friends and relationships in school so I can’t wait to see that since Im going into Freshman year In less than a month
@outfirst6165
@outfirst6165 4 ай бұрын
@@Die2934 Bro shi be a movie 😭
@nebojsavelickovic5388
@nebojsavelickovic5388 4 ай бұрын
Do it for character development 😂​@@Die2934
@azekel7687
@azekel7687 4 ай бұрын
Majority of high schoolers f*ck in high school instead of date anyways.
@SnowingTooth
@SnowingTooth 4 ай бұрын
​@@Die2934 Enjoy the show man 💀
@thatoneguy7126
@thatoneguy7126 4 ай бұрын
Naw bro was definitely buggin. It's just a normal personal preference. It's normal for a short girl to want an overly tall guy but it's somehow weird for the opposite? That's a pretty wild take ngl. Ain't nobody thinking about a child when they see a woman they love. The people thinking about children AREN'T there hooking up with grown women. They out there scheming and plotting.
@Magnificent-S
@Magnificent-S 4 ай бұрын
It’s joke video ain’t no way you’re talking it seriously 😂
@Xxblade17
@Xxblade17 4 ай бұрын
Found drakes alt
@vvsvalentino
@vvsvalentino 4 ай бұрын
@@Xxblade17wild
@Magnificent-S
@Magnificent-S 4 ай бұрын
@@Xxblade17 wdym drake alt???
@jay-vg5eg
@jay-vg5eg 4 ай бұрын
Wasn't the girl the one sayin dat?
@bitviper3430
@bitviper3430 4 ай бұрын
10:21 Joke went right over your head simba
@puppy.coffin
@puppy.coffin 4 ай бұрын
Score was 55 that -80 rocked my shit fr😂
@Edge-mv3jw
@Edge-mv3jw 4 ай бұрын
I’m cooked y’all 😭
@krysert4552
@krysert4552 4 ай бұрын
Me too lol.
@Durielhall
@Durielhall 4 ай бұрын
I’m 6’2 and my girlfriend is exactly 4’11 buuuuut chill cuz we’ve been together since our freshman year of high school It’s not my fault she didn’t get taller 😭😭
@enriquechiles
@enriquechiles 2 ай бұрын
Is this true
@Durielhall
@Durielhall 2 ай бұрын
@@enriquechiles yes
@Durielhall
@Durielhall 2 ай бұрын
@@enriquechiles she older then me actually shes just short
@Shoe-fw6sm
@Shoe-fw6sm 3 ай бұрын
"im a lesbian this dont apply" Perfect quote
@madara211000
@madara211000 4 ай бұрын
0:55 Damn Simba, short women can't get love? lol
@jay-vg5eg
@jay-vg5eg 4 ай бұрын
Apparently
@nghtcrawl3r13
@nghtcrawl3r13 4 ай бұрын
Not from 6 plus
@madara211000
@madara211000 4 ай бұрын
@@nghtcrawl3r13 crazy
@Merilirem
@Merilirem 4 ай бұрын
People really do be making up the dumbest rules based on completely unrelated things. Like damn. Just let adults be adults.
@madara211000
@madara211000 4 ай бұрын
@@Merilirem True, ppl gotta stop equating "what looks weird" with "what is weird"
@kingtech7917
@kingtech7917 4 ай бұрын
Bruh do more of these if possible I enjoy it
@animeguy1633
@animeguy1633 4 ай бұрын
5:31 that BUT, eye contact
@isaiahmones6858
@isaiahmones6858 4 ай бұрын
95 is crazy, considering I’m 5’3, but hey, at least I’m doing well.
@pooferfish1227
@pooferfish1227 4 ай бұрын
BRO THE INTELLIGENCE ONE IS SO TRUE MY BROTHER WOULD GASLIGHT HIS GIRLFRIND WHENEVER THEY ARGUE TO MAKE HER THINK SHES THE PROBLEM ITS HONNESTLY WILD.
@darkrai_680
@darkrai_680 4 ай бұрын
10:23 the girl I use to date is funny we have the same humor
@oreoloki8872
@oreoloki8872 3 ай бұрын
Aaayy, 95! Les goo!
@SuperTigger1999
@SuperTigger1999 4 ай бұрын
Simba there is also a thing called shortstacked short and fucking thicc mostly seen in art and goblin or yordle art on, there websites
@inkywolf1639
@inkywolf1639 4 ай бұрын
my score was 65 lmao
@dustiestspade339
@dustiestspade339 4 ай бұрын
It's funny because most of my mom's physically gifted guys are built like lumberjacks and girls got G cups
@EmoBunny69
@EmoBunny69 4 ай бұрын
I got 100 but there’s no age for women 22-33. 😅😂😂
@destructor_7796
@destructor_7796 4 ай бұрын
Score was 90 😂😂
@thedoglovinggamer5825
@thedoglovinggamer5825 4 ай бұрын
Which part did the thumbnail come from?
@thesaltybeard1793
@thesaltybeard1793 4 ай бұрын
0:38 up till this point i was chill. Now im mad at what YOURE saying. none of what dude is saying is true. None of it. And i was ready for you to be making fun of this dudes shallow view of dating. Not to double up on it and layer it with wack ass moral judgement that is entirely based off aesthetics. If youre choosing your partner based on shit like that and more over judging others for NOT doing so (people date for more reasons than sex lmao) to the point you think that a tall dude with a short stack is on some toddler shit you have some issues to sort out.
@oreoloki8872
@oreoloki8872 3 ай бұрын
Speak it!
@Pyrothememelord
@Pyrothememelord 7 күн бұрын
I know this comment is like 3 months old, but whatever I like giving opinions. The guy is clearly joking, at least I hope so, I’d HOPE he doesn’t view dating like that, but Simba was being a hundred percent deadass and that’s my problem. She basically saying that because a chick isn’t tall she can’t be in a relationship and that is just fucking dumb, no other way to put it-
@davidjacobs7465
@davidjacobs7465 4 ай бұрын
I somewhat disagree with tattoos on women at least. Tattoos on women are like putting bumper stickers on a Bentley.
@ViperPain141
@ViperPain141 4 ай бұрын
Yeah?
@thesaltybeard1793
@thesaltybeard1793 4 ай бұрын
So you hate self expression. Make sure you put that in your tinder bio or whatever!
@davidjacobs7465
@davidjacobs7465 4 ай бұрын
@@thesaltybeard1793 self expression my ass, it's vandalism of art that already was there. Just like those stop oil protestors who threw soup or something on paintings in museums. Go and delude yourself into thinking you have a moral high ground somewhere else.
@AntonioSilva04
@AntonioSilva04 4 ай бұрын
My score is a solid 205👏🏾 people 200 or above, like here🔥
@devenlemend4599
@devenlemend4599 4 ай бұрын
i got negative 60 bois. guess there's no hope
@dejus_e
@dejus_e 4 ай бұрын
We can’t save you😭
@garawawidanapathirana
@garawawidanapathirana 4 ай бұрын
230 i didnt add the career cus i dont have one but im suprised im even above 20
@GKingBrandon
@GKingBrandon 4 ай бұрын
You got the highest I see 😂
@xxpsychoemoxx
@xxpsychoemoxx 4 ай бұрын
Score was -20, the age really got me, need to get my shi together, 😔
@GKingBrandon
@GKingBrandon 4 ай бұрын
How old are u
@h20god117
@h20god117 4 ай бұрын
My man missed long hair for men, i don't have few that apply but 73
@mr.protagonist5639
@mr.protagonist5639 4 ай бұрын
I got like 110 but man there's a that don't apply.
@urihasbeenb1xcked
@urihasbeenb1xcked 4 ай бұрын
-30 im cooked😭
@GKingBrandon
@GKingBrandon 4 ай бұрын
How the hell did u get so low😢
@JonahFinch-li7zn
@JonahFinch-li7zn 18 күн бұрын
I like funny women when their actually funny
@youngchicken53
@youngchicken53 4 ай бұрын
Just saw wacka watch this before this
@t.bo.a7061
@t.bo.a7061 4 ай бұрын
Honestly I like pure white skinned and absolute black women
@mariahbreannalane6985
@mariahbreannalane6985 4 ай бұрын
Score was 100😂😂
@ChaosRouge
@ChaosRouge 4 ай бұрын
Im 6'1 and my wife is supposed to be 5'6 but her back is so fucked up she stands at 5'3
@Chefnevs7
@Chefnevs7 4 ай бұрын
my score was 350 lmao
@bitviper3430
@bitviper3430 4 ай бұрын
I managed to get 25 while being 5’5 I must be doin something right
@janka4820
@janka4820 3 ай бұрын
seeing a 6' dude dating a 4' girl gives me the same vibe as when i see like frogs or sum where one of em is massive, and the other is tiny
@isuapig6705
@isuapig6705 4 ай бұрын
I got infinite i own an hvac business (i have a lot of money) but my actual score is 150
@killerofthesenjui9741
@killerofthesenjui9741 4 ай бұрын
I got a 165 but most didn't apply
@Dutch-fj2ix
@Dutch-fj2ix 4 ай бұрын
I’m -50 💀
@billykann7725
@billykann7725 4 ай бұрын
I think this is a bit weighted as i somehow got 55 despite being fat.
@Xxblade17
@Xxblade17 4 ай бұрын
Lmaoo
@nino4594
@nino4594 4 ай бұрын
-40 😭🙏
@ysaiahschannel1451
@ysaiahschannel1451 3 ай бұрын
61
@IHNKYN
@IHNKYN 4 ай бұрын
My score was 15
@keystorm3646
@keystorm3646 4 ай бұрын
💀
@Jackeemthagoat
@Jackeemthagoat 4 ай бұрын
110 here😂
@YadSalh
@YadSalh 3 ай бұрын
How did I get 195!!
@masonpatrick3355
@masonpatrick3355 4 ай бұрын
Im not sure how my as got 85 but ok hahahaha
@masonpatrick3355
@masonpatrick3355 4 ай бұрын
It was 140 at first, the j aw line and chub got me thought
@atlasx9040
@atlasx9040 4 ай бұрын
+275 Total
@foxxking2430
@foxxking2430 4 ай бұрын
Damn I got 170
@JDEly-j2z
@JDEly-j2z 4 ай бұрын
220 ponts
@Peyton-j5t
@Peyton-j5t 4 ай бұрын
1000th like
@Crimmy17
@Crimmy17 4 ай бұрын
Scot 75, I do NOT trust this tho
@GKingBrandon
@GKingBrandon 4 ай бұрын
We got the same...nice
@Unhingedflavor
@Unhingedflavor 4 ай бұрын
got 465
@NyashaNyasha-q5y
@NyashaNyasha-q5y 4 ай бұрын
I like funny women
@tsunaboi39
@tsunaboi39 4 ай бұрын
i got a solid 230
@hnnybeee
@hnnybeee 4 ай бұрын
I got 255
@opburaimoh
@opburaimoh 4 ай бұрын
I got 180
@Jack-eh8mg
@Jack-eh8mg 4 ай бұрын
I got 175 points wow
@calebpowell6430
@calebpowell6430 4 ай бұрын
5 4'
@GKingBrandon
@GKingBrandon 4 ай бұрын
I got 75 😅
@brian0902
@brian0902 4 ай бұрын
I got 185
@kaylubS
@kaylubS 4 ай бұрын
I got 130
@jongodrage8802
@jongodrage8802 3 ай бұрын
220
@dagimdarkside4131
@dagimdarkside4131 4 ай бұрын
am 280😂😂
@hellsights-_-8453
@hellsights-_-8453 2 ай бұрын
Idk bout yall but i got 270😏😏😏
@AnimeBoiMIM
@AnimeBoiMIM 4 ай бұрын
I'm 350
@Meme_General
@Meme_General 4 ай бұрын
115
@Ebaking13.
@Ebaking13. 4 ай бұрын
Lol you not even in 6ft so lol
@GKingBrandon
@GKingBrandon 4 ай бұрын
I'm a little over 5 10 but not 6
@Ebaking13.
@Ebaking13. 4 ай бұрын
@@GKingBrandon wanna hit
@joyboy64860
@joyboy64860 4 ай бұрын
15
@eduardofrancisco1574
@eduardofrancisco1574 4 ай бұрын
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