Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm STUPIDITY

[@burningking6428]

I have to say Shao Kahn resurrection of Shang Tsung just to slap the taste of life out of him was better than any Boon could write lol

[@iamalbertwesker2]

On par for him too

[@TheSilverPhoenix100]

Honestly as crappy as this show was Shao Kahn was written to perfection. This and the street fighter cartoon really did amazing at writing their villains.

[@BruisedMilk]

I love the forced 90's grade school drama.

[@lambda494]

"My grandfather taught me how to clap my hands together to crush a man's head, or to yank their arms off and pose while they bleed to death."

[@ColeVecsion]

To be fair, i can totally see Shao Khan resurect Shang Tsung just to bitch slap him

[@adambesley4455]

2:45 "I don't know what I'm saying." Was that just Clancy Brown mumbling to himself in the recording studio and the show just used it anyway?

[@terrancer49]

Jax: "that's fresh coming from a loser who gets thier partner killed!" Sonya: *fatality *

[@DiranJiru]

Honestly, that line is harsh.

[@robdillenger4763]

Sonya: "Oh? Is that so, Blubberbutt?" Jax: *Brutality* *Flawless Victory*

[@deathgodking13]

2:47 'Nothing burns hotter than ice'. Ice can melt steel beams, Sub Zero confirms

[@DrBachur]

Sub-Zero was an inside job.

[@Afdog]

Words of a true scientific mind

[@lambda494]

*Nothing burns hotter than ice* -written on Ed Boon's 8th grade folder, under "Deep Shit"

[@InhumanFan98]

Like freezer burn

[@DaDualityofMan]

7:46 Lmao at Sonya's face she's like "Aw, but it's Kombat Time. :("

[@Goraka91]

THIS is the show the created Quan Chi. Food for thought.

[@codename617]

At least he's voiced by Nick Chinlund. Underrated actor.

[@Lost_Yeti]

Didnt mk mithologies create quan chi??

[@DrEarthwormRobotnik]

@@Lost_Yeti This predates Mythologies by about a year

[@MattSayYay]

Imagine if you were an MK fan around this time and you saw that, and though "Hm, this guy seems to be a very unimportant cartoon exclusive character. Let's just forget about him."

[@captaincommando5072]

@@MattSayYay looking through the lore later: "f*ck, he mattered"

[@Chan_Hetfield]

You are not a true Mortal Kombat fan until you have seen this masterpiece.

[@timothyfinn3619]

Mortal Kombat: the BŁÜBBËR BÛTT experience

[@DLRX]

3:42-3:44 I f**king lost it LMFAO

[@animatedink2529]

8:34, I do love how Sonya's a total bitch to Jax the entire video and then at the end when he owns her she starts to cry for our sympathy. Nope, didn't work.

[@Igarappappa]

This was during an episode where they were all turned into raging jerks.

[@dnmstarsi]

Also crying Sonya came from the episode where Jax left the team and the "endless fighting".

[@metalherolionboy]

6:47 quite clever, the sword was just a distraction

[@TheEmperorHyperion]

1:25 Stryker: Hey! I'm talkin' to you ninja! Sub-Zero: Let's get something straight: I am not a ninja, I am Lin Kuei. _Scorpion_ was a ninja!

[@Birdhouseart]

I know the comment is old, but glad someone understands what it means to be Lin Kuei.

[@twlightwolf8463]

but wasn't the Lin Kuei a clan of ninjas?

[@Birdhouseart]

@@twlightwolf8463 The leader of Shirai Ryu was once Lin Kuei but then he left to Japan to start his own clan. There, they would be called ninja but still use Lin Kuei teachings. The Lin Kuei see this as an insult. MK Mythologies sheds more on how insulting this is when Quan Chi calls Bi Han a ninja and he immediately responds with I'm not a ninja, I'm Lin Kuei.

[@suprememasteroftheuniverse]

@@Birdhouseart Sub-zero, also Shirai Ryuu is Japanese so WTF?

[@HellNutcase]

@Jotaro97 They are not ninjas. They are assassins!

[@TranquilFury1993]

Sonya: I think he's in hiding because he think he's a freak. Stryker: Maybe it's because he IS a freak. Cut to Mortal Kombat 9...

[@biohazard724]

5:24 Why is Sonya watching Jaqui being conceived?

[@lambda494]

She wanted some Kombat Time with Jax if ya know what I mean

[@valkanruhian4490]

Sonya is a perv.

[@red1abob]

forget that, you see my gyal jump down the trap door

[@Nastuf]

Sonya: "Kombat Time!" Kabal: "NO U 2 WEAK" He just called her too low tier lmao.

[@adrianmason985]

Stryker came off as a pathetic alternative to replace Johnny Cage

[@lambda494]

*STRIKE FORCE*

[@jomega717]

Adrian Mason you right

[@desmondmalone438]

Yep everyone hate Stryker

[@TheCreatorNFE]

@@desmondmalone438 Not me.

[@Matt28373]

@@desmondmalone438Stryker is the goat, TF

[@pap64]

Sonya constantly saying "KOMBAT TIME!!" should have been one of Cassie Cage's intro slogans especially if Sonya is her opponent. Cassie: KOMBAT TIME!! Sonya; Ugh, why did I have to say that all the time?

[@qurazy]

Show should have been callded: Everybody Hates Jax

[@ironmaster6496]

More like: Everybody hates Stryker Seriously everyone took a shot Stryker at leas once per episode (Even the dog)

[@suprememasteroftheuniverse]

callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded callded

[@ArchangelExile]

Callded

[@joaogrrr]

2:44 That one moment Raiden was honest with everyone, and himself.

[@Abcormal]

Yes, that is Clancy Brown voicing the God of Thunder.

[@KMS2K]

0:45 if that's Jax's reaction to being called blubber butt, god help the person who calls him the N-word XD

[@TheHabibass]

Ninja?

[@EskraxTheSleepless]

@@TheHabibassNinja, please!

[@FatinChibi]

Now I know where MK11 Johnny vs Jax intro came from...

[@night-seeker666]

@@TheHabibass “I am NOT a ninja, I am Lin Kuei! *Scorpion* was a ninja.”

[@Apemopo]

YO IM QUAN CHI AND I HAVE A JAFAR SNAKE STAFF THAT OPENS ITS MOUTH AND ANOTHER SNAKE STAFF COMES OUT AND THEN THAT SNAKE STAFF OPENS ITS MOUTH AND THEN A *MMIIILLION* SNAKES COME OOUUT

[@phixoone803]

Get rekt Alien franchise

[@nurse425]

"I am TIRED of these MUTHA F'N SNAKES in this MUTHA F'N STAFF"!

[@michael.desanta8504]

I swear all they did was argue with eachother.

[@thatguy4747]

Lol, I was thinking the same thing, all they did was argue like 4 year olds XD

[@hotpopcorncake]

Be quite bubble butt

[@Ninetails2000]

A lot of the clips came from an episode where they were all being manipulated into it. It's not quite as bad in the series overall.

[@BlueRushMan]

Raiden: "And destroy that gem. ..... What gem?" Raiden has Alzheimer's apparently.

[@Shareazu]

He doesn't know what he's saying

[@DaDualityofMan]

Where's Johnny? He would of had the best worst lines in this show

[@ctuk-202]

dead

[@evilgod5666]

He is still walking backwards with the Takartans at Shang Tsung's island

[@CarStreetGasGone]

@@evilgod5666 🤭

[@andystegall7407]

This was during the time that they killed Johnny Cage off because the actor who played him appeared in an ad for a rival game dressed like Johnny Cage

[@DaDualityofMan]

@@andystegall7407 Lol finally got the answer all these years later

[@MattSayYay]

If I remember correctly, Stryker was voiced by Ron Perlman, of all people. You know, the guy with the deep epic voice and known for playing as Hellboy, Slade from Teen Titans, and the 1000 Ways to Die guy? Looks like Stryker has had 2 epic voice actors, for a character everyone hates.

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

Sub-Zero was voiced by Luke Perry (R.I.P.)

[@MattSayYay]

@@CNWhatImSaiyan what's he known for?

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

@@MattSayYay Dylan McKay in Beverly Hills 90210 & Fred Andrews in Riverdale

[@dnmstarsi]

Too bad none of his actors were able to make his character work even though writing was the main issue.

[@MattSayYay]

@@dnmstarsi actually, I’ve heard praise for Matt Mercer’s take on Stryker

[@darylcastillo1439]

8:27 SICK BURN

[@andrewmg5915]

Raiden: We must destroy the gem. Wait what? What gem? Liu Kang: Are you having a senile episode again master? Raiden: ......no, STFU. *Then the earthrealm lost the Mortal Kombat*

[@ericfisher9513]

lol shang tsung resurrection complete shao kahn: good, good... shang tsung, what did the five fingers say to the face??? SLAP!!!!! Coldblooded!!!!

[@cybertiger849]

Sub Zero was getting bossed around by freaking Stryker and he was allergic to heat, and a night wolf jet, and Jax was fat, and Sonya was evil, and Kitana was the daughter of a Bird man, and Sonya was a total jerk, and why did they show us two horses making out, and Sonya got mad because Jax tried tasting her face cream, he didn't even make fun of her he didn't say anything he just blew off on him and why the hell is every one always fighting each other when there on the same team

[@krajax]

3:11 STRIKE FORCE!...really? Seriously what kind of professional cop would say such a corny line when he's taking down a criminal and cuffing him?

[@sgnebmak]

Xander Rex Yeah, 'I am the law' would've been more badass

[@Yinlock470]

Xander Rex "professional" making a lot of assumptions here

[@someone0]

Cause of the power of one liners

[@JDBmoviefilms]

Completely forgot the QuanChi scream, and Raiden saying " ugh, this day's really heading for the toilet."

[@MrNinjafreak]

I hope this timeline is the one restored after the MK11 ending, so much drama lol ^^ Watch the MK11 story to understand this comment.

[@ProfHighKick]

Sonya annoyed me so much whenever she said, "Kombat time!"

[@acematthew01]

lmfaoo, white horse and brown horse. xD

[@ouka6686]

8:27 sums up the cartoon just fine.

[@charlestrulear6873]

Eight minutes and forty-four seconds of selected stupidity from MK:DotR, and not a single "Kiss off." Someone fell asleep at the wheel on that one.

[@Charlie94781]

7:55 No, it's a stick... Sonya was probably drifting into the naughty zone, Black Dragon club= adult toy.

[@irtazaazam2573]

Black dragon? More like Bad Dragon. 😏

[@HailMyMetal666]

1:02 FATality!

[@captainsealed]

Damn, I thought these people were horrible when they were doing fatalities.

[@sigmacheseman]

Raiden in the games: muh elder gods Raiden here: muh gem

[@phuckerpower]

Looking back, this was a god awful cartoon but it was the coolest thing when I was a kid though. I don't know, I'd probably watch all the episodes again if they re-released lol!

[@cybertiger849]

"That's.....fat" FATality

[@nurse425]

5:33 WTF was that? LOL

[@destructodude]

7:50 Dragon Dildo?

[@Rusty221]

6:39 kitana running to the bathroom

[@shadowespurr8636]

The silence before the question just makes it funnier than it should be 2:59

[@Paulafan5]

Kitana has a skimpier costume in a kids show than in MK11... ouch.

[@typhoonth8689]

Those were the 90s. Creators feared no soccermoms

[@Robpoolgaming]

Adult Swim should make a sequel series 🤣 This reminds me of Birdman attorney at law.

[@dnmstarsi]

I'd love to see the new timeline version of Defenders of the Realm.

[@ishmeelcurry2282]

And sealab 2021

[@RokuroCarisu]

It's the same formula used for many early 90's cartoons: Take a popular video game and turn it into a G.I. Joe knockoff. ^^;

[@pap64]

Or Sonya calling Jax "Blubberbutt" before the fight and Jax says "Girl why you dishing that as if it was a cheesy cartoon?"

[@liamcox7270]

4:15 it looks like Jax was gunna bring back an old Arthur meme

[@DaDualityofMan]

They should have these versions of the characters as skins in MKXL just so we could do fatalities to them

[@katan77]

At 7:46 Sonya looks just like Sarah Jessica Parker in terms of the face of course.

[@LordKingKamiGuru]

I think she looks a lot more like Sarah Jessica Parker in terms of the face at 5:44.

[@iamzero2238]

Strike me down I shall become stronger than any strike Force that you can ever imagine!!!!

[@djlittle0420]

I lost my mind at that whole raiden gem bit 😂😭

[@thecommenter6773]

KOMBAT TIME!!!!!!!

[@TKEGOODIES]

thecommenter67 no you're too weak

[@Igarappappa]

Rest in Piece Luke Perry :(

[@SpyGuy91]

Sonya: Listen guys, you gotta help me talk some sense into Jax-- Jax: OH HI SONYA, I'M RIGHT HERE.

[@Rodanguirus]

The snake staff spitting out a snake to spit a bunch of little snakes at the flaming skull!

[@pabonimu3920]

The fact that this "cool" song doesn't suit MK's worldview invites laughter.It's more like a disco game than a cruel fighting game

[@Naija_Ninja]

So were Johnny and Scorpion just not in this entire movie?

[@momoraven8577]

Sonya: it’s Kombat Time! It’s kombat time!! ITS KOMBAT TIME!!! Kabal: No! You are weak!

[@jelaninoel]

The way they left Sonya at the end 😂

[@xombiegriffin]

Tetsuri...

[@khknight]

did i seriously just watch all of this.

[@tenjenk]

snake staff extends a snake that launches more snakes?!

[@Acrodents]

3:28 i feel like i'm losing my power.....HAPPY!?!?!? lol who knew raiden would be so sarcastic. and what kind of sexual move was kabal planning to do with sonya @ 8:02 i just find him doing that very odd.....

[@lambda494]

"The Black Dragon"

[@JoLiKMC]

8:27 - _Jesus,_ Jax! _Jesus…!_ D:

[@streamspoart2671]

0:19 that's a prom night?

[@sgnebmak]

Lawrence Kasanoff, producer of Food Fight. We meet again

[@dnmstarsi]

Dude saw potential in Mortal Kombat. Though at least this show and Conquest are entertaining despite being flawed.

[@RealCoachMustafa]

Sonya: Blubber Butt! Jax: 😢

[@___chief866]

I let out an unholy yowl @ “NOTHING BURNS HOTTER THAN ICE...”

[@BonkHazard]

Shame we never got a variation for Quan Chi where he pulls out a snake staff that has a snake in it that has a bunch of snakes in it.

[@MizNelson]

Considering that this takes place during MK3 and Cage was dead, I'd say there was a clear reason he wasn't in the show.

[@cybertiger849]

Kitana is a bird mans daughter

[@qwellen7521]

Is that lex Luther voicing raiden?

[@someone0]

Clancy Brown

[@starwarp]

didn't see that coming at the end

[@FightkingSNF]

Most of the horrible crap they say to each other in this is from an episode where they're all under the effects of a plot gem that makes everyone evil or something....

[@thegreat1007]

Why is Mister Sinister playing Sub-Zero

[@PJ_Wendigo]

"nothing burns hotter than ice" Caddicarus in the background: *WAIT WHAT!?!?!*

[@desmondmalone438]

5:22 Sonya: I like Jax romantic for some reason lol

[@dnmstarsi]

5:29 So if Jax doesn't give up, Ruby is gonna hail from Finland?? LOL

[@desmondmalone438]

1:04 It another episode Jaxsfield lying around the couch

[@DarkKen958]

7:17 how come Kano has moustache in that scene?

[@Hahahahe]

8:28 god damn ahahahh

[@SHINOBI-03]

Man Sonya is such a bully to Jax it's not even funny.

[@53Spawn]

*its a black dragon* *Giggity*

[@SuperMrBentley]

hey u ok man? LOL

[@enriquemartellhernandez1900]

Somehow this animation is worse than the Street Fighter cartoon. I didn't knew that was possible

[@ShiftyGuy777]

2:30 Should be in MK11 story mode.

[@artemorekhov8040]

It happened in MK11 Aftermath except reversed.

[@Noname15514]

Still better than the 2021 film.

[@EndlessDream]

This show has the Vitriolic Best Buds trope in spades

[@sraj456]

haha nice "KOMMBAT TIME!!!" "...no you're too weak"

[@wisconsinlonnie4143]

sraj456 Hilfuckinlarious 😂😂

[@DrBachur]

8:28 Bit of a low blow there, Jax, I mean Jesus fucking Christ.

[@superspeedbros]

Sonya revealed that Jax was fat. She had it coming.

[@Rafdog101]

Yup. That it is. I believe that's the Justice League Lex Luthor voice actor.

[@SonicTwenty6]

5:31 When you have FOMO with your friends.

[@MogtheMad0422]

Me: My staff that's a snake. That has a snake in its mouth that has smaller snakes in their mouths with even smaller.... Enemy: Do they bite or just spew more snakes? Me: We'll get to biting eventually......

[@big-loss_9043]

back before there were Leroy Jenkins ....there was once of Kombat Time ;)