Mortal Kwombat - Jermany Vs. The Sterminator

Kermit vs. Car, Kermit vs. Car! Everybody wants to see this happen!
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[@tychotheyokaiguy77]

3:34 That seriously goes on for way too long, but it NEVER gets old.

[@westy229]

''If you flawless me right now, this controllers going through the fucking wall''

[@thxmxs7200]

"Now that's some motivation"

[@kylocurtis8170]

You probably dont give a shit but if you are bored like me during the covid times you can stream all of the latest movies and series on InstaFlixxer. Have been streaming with my gf recently xD

[@FreedomPuppy]

@@kylocurtis8170 Does your owner know that you’re posting on old videos with no traffic?

[@pyro7358]

@@kylocurtis8170 just so you know youtube is still vulnerable to wireshark ip exploits, so you can get doxxed :D

[@influxxxxcs]

5:12 flashlight, mummy? John Cena guy is annoying flashlight guy confirmed.

[@drabyn8594]

influxxxx LOL

[@Mutestereotype]

influxxxx It's a meta

[@adisturbedpistachio223]

First he takes over the internet, and then... I can't believe I'm here to see the day!

[@ironfreakingtarkus3853]

+influxxxx beat me to it

[@SeriousPeopleStudios]

Jerma and STAR_ are friends part 471659

[@BPN25]

only the bestest of freinds

[@uncurablekill]

Not anymore

[@derpyfan5261]

yeah... i've got bad news for you from the future....

[@nofreezepeach3959]

SeriousPeopleStudios Unfortunately... they may not be anymore...

[@Xenoforge78]

:'(

[@Kutan]

Mortal Kombat 1 has just confirmed John Cena (Peacemaker) Vs The Mummy (Ermac) will be a reality.

[@Dexturrrrr]

We really are living in the best timeline

[@BanterRay]

Coming soon to Disney™ DVD

[@TheLunasticks]

John Cena VS Mummy VS The Miz VS Randy Orton VS The Authority 3: The rise of Jermania. Now on sale for 10 dollars at your local walmart.

[@Mecknavorz]

*sprints to Walmart* WHERE IS IT!?!

[@TheLunasticks]

Mecknavorz *suddently, I'm a cashier* WHERE IS WHAT YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME A PRODUCT NAME DON'T KILL ME PLZ.

[@Mecknavorz]

Tobi3440 (Blue Phoenix) RUUUUUUUUUUUU *throws random person out window*

[@TheLunasticks]

Mecknavorz HOLY JESUS. *grabs microphone thingy* CLEAN UP ON ISLE FOUR! WE GOT BLOODSTAINS AND BROKEN GLASS! I REPEAT, CLEAN UP ON ISLE FOUR!!!

[@m3t4lmancer]

You mean $9.99?

[@Donstheman]

Starting to notice a pattern in Star' gameplays, regardless of the game. 1. Play game. 2. Find easy to do yet effective loop. 3. Do it constantly until you win.

[@farkrits]

Work smarter, not harder.

[@Tozatto934]

Good God, the water part had me wetting myself XD

[@fragment4784]

I see what you did there.

[@Tozatto934]

Anton Raymond LOL, that one i didn't notice o_O

[@KipaFury]

I see what you did there :3

[@cuddlystalker669]

I see what you did there.

[@Dudebug2000]

I see what you did there.

[@Skullhawk13]

You know I've never actually played God of War, but I seem to recall Kratos not looking like a skinny pretty boy.

[@blackbiterlam8745]

That ain kratos :)

[@Skullhawk13]

blackbiter Lam That would explain that then.

[@omnomnomnom0511]

Kratos IS in the PS3 version, though.

[@Idothinkysaurus]

The Real Raindrop Because of the fact that the God of War series is PlayStation exclusive.

[@KookueCachoo]

Skullhawk13 Pandaren. UwU

[@olli343]

Jerma did John Cena before it was cool

[@callmecalamity]

Gay

[@olli343]

@@callmecalamity :0

[@EdanR]

Too bad they didn't do Noob's fatality. I would have loved to see Jerma's horrified reaction.

[@LordJellyDonut]

Or maybe either of Kung Lao's fatality..

[@xspacemercury760]

"You seriously cannot flawless me right now". -Jerma 2014

[@BlkDragonian]

4:20 I need a hitsound

[@georgesnell4394]

holy fucking shit YES

[@chikirin9349]

blaze it

[@masked26]

What of 3:40 ?

[@MM-vs2et]

blaze it

[@FloreyXE]

blaze it

[@TheDoor616]

robots have bones proof

[@Zephyr_22]

sektor and cyrax ain't robots they are cyborgs

[@andrewrosica6029]

1997BRK all the same there are weak to water.

[@Zephyr_22]

Andrew Rosica true, but they still ain't robots

[@sofdrink]

it's a dude in a suit i think

[@Zephyr_22]

Lewis Sketch so people in a suit bleed oil?

[@therussianmafia9151]

JERMA VS STAR JERMA VS STAR EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS!!!

[@mrsqueakyvoice97]

HAPPEN

[@willielee858]

Jerma VS star!!!!

[@joshuagoldner8380]

I laughed so hard at the water thing. OH NO WATER AHBLUBBLUBLUB

[@thesignpony]

I somehow misread that as sperminator. So I spent the whole video in misguided anticipation.

[@BuddyDaBear]

There needs to be more of this

[@DamienTB]

The game has desynchronized? What the fuck are we playing here, Mortal Kombat or Assassins Creed?

[@kaitlynrowe6630]

Please, you don't know how much I need more of you guys playing this.

[@chikirin9349]

agreed

[@m3t4lmancer]

5:11 the return of the Annoying Flashlight Guy.

[@jackawaka]

Aand now i gotta go watch tht again lol

[@HPmcDoogle]

3:37 is just about the majority of my conversations on Teamspeak....

[@julianadams4399]

Oh my god this must be a series.

[@Yuyam12]

Fpsdood boy that escalated quickly

[@DreadnoughtDT]

Agreed, good sir.

[@SelectClay]

Fpsdood Why would people thumb this comment up? He's being a total dick!

[@DreadnoughtDT]

+Clay Stewart Because they are also dicks?

[@julianadams4399]

I actually laughed at his comment. It was very creative and original, I was in total awe of how much owned me there, and my feelings were most definitely hurt.

[@milktruk5975]

A friendship so strong, not even Mortal Kombat could finish it.

[@lozo1269]

I’m so glad that this was my first experience to watch mortal kombat play footage.

[@MuffinSparkle]

"That flashlight was sick" -Jerma 2014

[@colebotman]

I just realized that Deadfall's annoying flashlight guy is in this game. He's fighting a mummy and everything.

[@MisantrooppiMikko]

This was funny as hell :D People actually throw up when they hurt, you know, some people at least. A friend of mine accidentally kicked his toe on a sill, when going to the balcony and, like, after two minutes he went to the toilet and threw up loudly. True story. Same happened when he hit his thumb with a hammer

[@kh2freak1337]

What is your friend a walking death house??

[@MisantrooppiMikko]

kh2freak1337 I guess he's just a tiny bit sensitive :D

[@LeQwayne]

Umm I dont think mummy boy threw up because of pain but maybe because he was kicked in the stomach

[@bricks7000]

"Where is STAR_? STAR_ is going to be exterminated." "...whagh?"

[@mssilverfern]

I wuld really love to see more of this game on your channel jerma

[@lonthius3918]

Jerma: "John Cena vs the Mum,y coming in Disney DVD" Subtitles: "John Cena vs the Mommy coming in Disney DVD"

[@lonthius3918]

Meant to say Mummy at what Jerma said.

[@Celdis0210]

you're an American burger

[@Wolsk]

Just watching this made my entire body hurt.

[@klaik30]

"This game is brutal" - Jerma inb4 MK X fatalities

[@Rankerquat]

"Sterminator?" For a second there, I thought Jerma had other friends XD

[@sofdrink]

I fell out of my car and crushed my arm. I threw up a few minutes later. It actually happens lol.

[@drew-et1mm]

How do you fall out of your car...?

[@SteelFyire]

Shadowleg SYL3NZR Optimistically, the result of a mechanical failure in the doors of some old hand-me-down junker, pessimistically what was said above

[@duck74UK]

Shadowleg He opened the door and dived out

[@sofdrink]

Shadowleg That car was out in the winter for a long time after a trip to D.C. The little platform that you put your foot on was slippery so I slipped on it.

[@FiremanJR02]

I laughed my brains out during the water part. Now I have to find them...

[@ozzieturbo]

Stermac_

[@Moloskeleton]

Jermax

[@freddesgarage]

Blood Scoot

[@Moloskeleton]

30000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000Characters Your name is a lie. 30000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000Characters is only 71 characters.

[@vfrl4fma]

30000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000Characters "There's a hidden meaning" does not count as a TL:DR version.

[@vfrl4fma]

Ardman 55 I really wouldn't bother the guy clearly isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

[@Cteklite]

I'd totally watch Disney's "John Cena vs. The Mummy."

[@Hobobatman1000]

ster_ tried to block bullets with his bare arms. Great Job.

[@josephmuradyan6161]

Watching this after 4 years of high school and developing my taste in comedy is kinda like going back in time and having to silently watch as the younger version of me fucks up royally at every turn

[@NarsMcain]

it physically hurts when I look back to see Jerma no longer working with star :(

[@gazbaz2684]

Nar Hakim how come? Could’ve sworn Jerma streamed with Star

[@helloofthebeach]

6:18 C'mon guys, this isn't Tekken.

[@TheRadioSquare]

This is every fighting game when people don't know what to do. If that was Tekken Jerma would've gotten punished into oblivion after the first hit.

[@SoundtrackofGaming]

Star making a doctor who reference made my day.

[@TheDisarminghinkle]

***** Eh. I'm honestly not sure if he was actually trying to be a Dalek. Robot's saying exterminate is something robots say in like all science fiction. And, more importantly, that's not how the Daleks say it. The Daleks sound like they are eternally panicking. Like they're shouting frantically. He was saying it a more monotone broken manner.

[@grren1782]

TheDisarminghinkle dude, Doctor Who started it

[@TheDisarminghinkle]

Cooldude2819 the streamer Doesn't change the fact that he clearly wasn't intending to make a Dr. Who reference due to the aforementioned fact that it sounded absolutely nothing like them.

[@grren1782]

TheDisarminghinkle 90% of robots who say exterminate in sci fi are referencing Doctor Who

[@TheDisarminghinkle]

Cooldude2819 the streamer 1. There's a difference between playing into a trope and making a reference to something specific. 2. Just because something is a reference to something doesn't mean that if you're referencing that first something that you are automatically referencing that second something.

[@MrPelts00]

Awww I wish Jerma saw Noobs fatality.

[@whitesisterrom1961]

_"How do I sing on UK Television; The X Factor?"_ _Quite simple, Jeremy._ _You don't._

[@WolfloreSchrodinger]

Did anyone else fangasm when Star said "Dalek"?

[@NishaPerson]

me

[@joshuaagpawa4098]

Is that when you fornicate yourself with a fan?

[@NishaPerson]

joshua Agpawa no maybe.

[@SkullSkillsSkates]

this made oyu do it? he tried to make heavy into a timelord...

[@WolfloreSchrodinger]

SkullSkillsSkates When and how/Link please

[@FriendfullFJ]

jerma is mad part mk9

[@MasterKade123]

As an explanation if nobody knows: In online games, there's a brief, BRIEF delay between what the client sends and what happens at the host. In this case, Ster_ blocked at relatively the same time as Jerma's projectile hit. Because of that slight delay, the game didn't know whether to count it as Ster_ blocking or taking the full projectile, so it ended the game. At least, that's as general as I could make it, I think.

[@moobin2699]

Kratos is actually in the game. The other guy was Quan Chi.

[@kritsanity3371]

Kratos is only for PS3 though.

[@MrDerpyH00ves]

Krit Sanity You say he's only for the PS3 but on the character select screen I clearly see Xbox controls. wat

[@Cringeman115]

I love bleach can I have some?

[@TheDragika]

***** You guys don't drink bleach? Are you all a big bag of pus? *hopes they understand the reference from that one YT video*

[@SirNippie]

Newwww video, must watch. Thanks for making these! :)

[@13DUH]

Coming soon on Disney DVD because it was too shitty for theaters: John Cena is Stryker: officer of the law, archaeologist and family man who's world is turned upside down when his son is taken by an ancient mummy seeking revenge after 3000 years of slumber. He'll risk it all to dig up some answers! John Cena Versus the Mummy!

[@hurrdurr7028]

3:34, ster_ used water gun. Its super effective! :3

[@bowie.90]

Oh my god the water part. My whole body hurts.

[@starcow17]

Jerma I'm not gonna lecture you on the video quality other people are doing it anyway loved the video, keep it up.

[@Jerma985]

KZbin is being strange, Its 1080p for me half of the time I load the page :/

[@starcow17]

***** FUCKING RESPONDED TO MY COMMENT, AWE SHIT YESSSSSSSSSS

[@fpsvoltage3005]

starcow17 overreacting much ?

[@Frautcres]

***** Oh no D:

[@Aernoth1]

Like you wouldn't do the same...

[@TheSenhorZe]

Each one of these should have a "jerma vs star" intro

[@30TACOZ]

MOAR

[@gibusgamer93]

tal Kombat

[@Grove332]

Mortal Wombat

[@HUNDAN_]

Hmm freddiew was right there are button checks

[@evilhomer250]

A mortal kombat gameplay without a fatality? What madness is this?!

[@defiantdeer13th]

7:32 You Hadouken'd ster so hard the game desynchronized

[@Jamin_Ben]

"That flashlight was sick!" - Jerma 2014

[@carsondoesstuff3487]

More of this!

[@Pipiepb]

Jerma, this was soo fuckin awesome, a best video in a good while, please make a series of of this or something. I would love to watch more of you and STAR_ playing some mortal combat, its hilarious.

[@Wuollet24]

Looks like Star was ex-Jerma-nated.

[@tamby_teeze]

6:15 This has officially turned into a boxing match.

[@ahspicymemeball7739]

Jerma made the Cena joke before it was cool.

[@goodwithastain]

He even put his own unique spin on it before it even existed. Yerma is always ahead of the curb.

[@ahspicymemeball7739]

+HappyGestapo agreed

[@lc168691]

Flashlight vs mummy... where have I seen jerma do that before...

[@spongehow]

A lot better then I was expecting

[@mrcogneetoe]

Thats because Star used to play Street Fighter 4 on his alternate channel. He knows a little bit about fighting games that he can pull something off when he plays. Jerma can atleast pull of specials I guess lol.

[@seanleonard8618]

That water bit was some of the funniest stuff I've seen come out of this channel. And that's saying something.

[@Neighsayin]

MOAR~!

[@jacobh4530]

Every time these two get together hilarity will ensue.

[@Drebin]

new to disney dvd john cena vs the mummy!

[@suniliusiii6166]

Please do more of these because it's Jerma vs STAR_ and everybody wants to see it happen

[@TTMR]

3:41 ster_ Used WATER GUN!

[@FrostyNeavus]

It's super effective

[@hella_cool1312]

The mummy vs... Wait for it... THE GREENDALE HUMAN BEING!

[@JustAnAccountx]

I feel like Star_ rage-quitted at the end. JUST LIKE HE QUIT TF2 >:(

[@secretgarbage6581]

Now he *really* quit TF2

[@Superkidra]

I LOVE watching these noobish moments and seeing STAR play fighting games... This is my new favourite of both of your videos. (And I'd say to make more, but you probably get that a lot)

[@N9CS]

I was in tears at the water part 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@Dashen_]

This game has characters brutally breaking each other's bones. Then it has characters squirting water and shoving a flashlight on someone's face.

[@smonkerino]

Lol John Cena vs the mummy.

[@jello788]

I TOLD PEOPLE STRKYER LOOKED LIKE JOHN CENA LOL

[@Greysterization]

Jerma: "He's combo'ing the shit out of me!" Star_: *Button Smashes the Same 2 Skills*

[@energyman2289]

There is no "Boon Tobias". You mean Ed Boon and John Tobias.

[@Ialreadyknewthat]

I'm Boon Tobias =(

[@crazyj10agains]

materiauser No you're not. You're Ed Boon and John Tobias, obviously. You just did the fusion dance.

[@ryanlim2665]

Lol

[@Cyborg_soldier71]

"But I was blocking the bullets this doesn't make sense" lol

[@NyanMat]

Jerma vs Star Jerma vs Star everyone want to see this happen!

[@Zigggar]

"Everybody". If you are about to make that joke again, at least do it right.

[@kabhes9040]

Zigggar was that a joke?

[@Zigggar]

Marcelo Germano I was just saying. If you don't say it right, it doesn't sound right.

[@thedoctor1346]

Well 23 people don't agree with you apparently...

[@davidsonnga5825]

Karolis Zeniauskas make that 30 :D

[@SuperGamerNinja1]

Y'know, I wouldn't put it past Star to have disconnected himself.

[@gidro1998]

Jermany or Germany.

[@coolvideokid99]

"This is BRUTAL!" - Jerma Well no shit... it's mortal kombat

[@samstar150]

Jerms against the ExSTERminator. Clever.

[@thewafflefriends]

Ah nothing like a episode of Herman vs. star

[@ParrryHottter]

Cena would not sell for the Mummy.

[@ThatOneMan830]

The water part fucking destroyed me.

[@eliminator123456789]

5:52 Even his reload is badass.

[@SaucyPuppetShow1]

5:12 The annoying flashlight guy returns!

[@CounseledDeer]

MORE MK9

[@dodododo988]

NO! it was funny the first time, and only the first time

[@Takonbo]

9KM EROM

[@CounseledDeer]

Gurk You don't get it. The amount of hilarious bullshit this game has is staggering.

[@dodododo988]

CounseledDeer ok

[@Revacholiere]

GOD NO, THEY DON'T KNOW THE NAMES AND IT PISSES ME OFF

[@NDScalio]

Cena still kicks out at 2 :v

[@HaroldTheMagicalPig]

More plz?

[@Omeganed0]

I'm sure someone's already mentioned that you CAN play as Kratos in the PS3 version. LIVE YOUR DREAM, JERMA!

[@TheDamasada]

Moar plea

[@jonathandrummond3150]

I love the bone breaker moves. Especially the head twister.

[@DoopaThePoopa]

cant rocket jump plz fix this trash

[@multipersonalityTV]

the profile pic makes me read this in jon's drunk voice

[@Twister980]

That moment when you finally realize that Rain's water is probably scalding.