Most Likely To Do Crimes

[@theninjaonthetop5432]

Eddie: "So Tom, why are we shooting so many content episodes?" Tom: "You'll see." *Egg video gets shot* Eddie: "Oh..."

[@davimaciel1187]

Thank u

[@kevinboyle3104]

Likes

[@MasonIncorporated]

What

[@Adowrath]

@@MasonIncorporated They made Tom an easter egg. Quite literally.

[@michaelcasey426]

Aw damn they filmed enough content that we'll never see egg Tom again

[@spoonie525]

Michael Casey I forgot about egg Tom until this comment why have you done this

[@yeehawrounduptheseherefurr5903]

thank the lawd

[@LordMoku]

But won't he still be Egg Tom at MCM Comicon?

[@yuvielynnn779]

@@LordMoku Lol hahaha

[@michaelcasey426]

@Billy Smith i don't think you read my comment properly at all Billiam

[@miche8868]

i'll summarize: wholesome: elliot thoroughly upsetting: tom questionable?: eddie

[@jamesdawson9985]

Hotel: Trivago

[@krisjinstark4843]

patch, bond, seal and repair: flex tape

[@Sunimec]

Don't dead: open inside

[@Lenny-ue8hk]

"Who's the least likely to not be controversial" Tom and Eddie: "Elliot" Elliot: "Eddie" Well there he goes being controversial.

[@antonymilne1346]

The fact that you're technically right hurts my bones

[@rahkate4658]

I feel like Tom edited this. The only person that would edit his favourite meme every ducking 20 seconds

[@refrigeratorNO]

a

[@anappleforthought1406]

@kyttarikos a

[@mythos2490]

@kyttarikos a

[@quackeey7592]

​@kyttarikosa

[@Sqiud3]

​@kyttarikosa

[@barmetler]

EDDIE SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE THOMAS TOMSKA RIDGEWELL IN THE INTRO

[@Hutch2Much]

THAT WAS EDDIE??

[@rileyalt1251]

was it? i’m not sure

[@spacecadet0896]

WAIT IT WAS EDDI?!

[@mvwinf]

I think they meant when Eddie tried to do Tom’s intro bit during the video part

[@barmetler]

@@mvwinf haha yes, this is so funny

[@vuppet5684]

This is honestly better than any other series on KZbin. Like holy shit this is fun

[@bruhman2396]

oh sweet! Im going to be the first reply to get alot of likes edit: nevermind

[@ionfwmilo2835]

This is exactly it chief

[@Krabatas]

You fogot meme👏review👏

[@iblame_nargles]

Man, makes me sad that no one remembers WOTO

[@returnofthedoggo7994]

eXACTLY well tbh i can easily imagine people hating it but this is honestly really great

[@frecklesandfries9209]

Are we just... not going to talk about how SPOT ON Eddie's Tom impression is??

[@sandy.i.am.]

I thought Tom had green screened in a second him for a bit

[@steveglitter]

memento mori

[@jempalmer867]

The way they’re so calm and chill with talking about how they’ve busted in each other’s houses

[@SoldierSeuss]

Oh please Tom, you already have a giant quagsire fursuit.

[@FandomGarbage]

I read that as Quagmire fucking god

[@blockbreaker8839]

Fandom Garbage r/boneappletea

[@billnyetherussianspy7505]

@@blockbreaker8839 yeah, that's not how that works, dipshit

[@itzrobyn9160]

@@billnyetherussianspy7505 xD true

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Omg you're right! He could have been anybody but chose a fursuit

[@dqckies9437]

"i have never splooged on a cat" sums up this series in one sentence

[@Anjellike1]

4:40 True signs of a REAL friendship: leaving your fluids in each other’s houses!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@broblerone413]

help my first thought when i read this was blood-

[@unluckycatfish6866]

​@@broblerone413 real friends bleed on eachother regularly

[@jeremygelwicks1177]

I love how tom asks eddie "Why yourself?" at 1:29 when he himself put up his own face

[@_justapigeon_]

0:29 '' Hey you my name is Tom to tom-tom" 😂

[@fungusman9726]

Meme- -tos you missed a Tom

[@_justapigeon_]

Restive Leech well shit-

[@TonyKrZa]

“Hey you! My name is Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom and welTome to... TOMTENT!”

[@_justapigeon_]

TonyKrZa 😂

[@joogiewatkins1519]

Hey you, my name is Tom Tomty Tom Tom,

[@nickjames1576]

I wanna be so close to my friends that I can openly admit that I’ve came in their house with a smile on my face

[@mia.mor1023]

same

[@gentlemanjester637]

So, that seducing a goblin in DnD makes me want to relay my first ever DnD session. So, we have me. A dwarf. We have an Elf. And we have a Halfling. I'm clearly the tank of the group, I've got a really high armour rating. The campaign involves us being part of a heist in a casino where one of us has to pose as a prize fighter to distract everyone while the other two do the heist. Literally as a joke, we all agree that the Halfling should be the fighter. Lo and behold, he ends up beating everybody to prove he's worthy, and he's put in the big prize fight against an 8-foot half she-Orc mountain of muscle, known for killing her opponents, called Bloody Menzie (pun was intended). Miraculously, we manage to pull off the heist and the Halfling is still going. He's got like 1 HP left, Menzie is getting down, and he makes a promise: if he defeats Bloody Menzie, he will roll a charisma check to sleep with her that night. He beats Bloody Menzie. He rolls the charisma check. He gets a *nat 20.* So, Milo the Halfling, at 3'10", gets absolutely demolished by Bloody Menzie that night.

[@TypeZeta2]

I need to know… what class was the halfling?

[@gentlemanjester637]

@@TypeZeta2 Thief, I believe

[@mirandadelacruzzapata5000]

Eddie can do a really good voice of tom

[@ArtemisTries]

Did you pre-record enough content for your hair to grow back!

[@junotaylorthetrans1064]

No, the hair fairy returned his hair.

[@ItsVenti]

He recorded tonnes apparently

[@literallysatan5495]

Hat

[@kevinboyle3104]

That’s why he has a hat

[@ToastedAlmond98]

There's just something strangely wholesome about Elliot going "I dunno which one I am- I'M MEEE!"

[@GARGANTUAN_JAME]

I heard the baby covered in peanut butter (that's my ringtone) and I thought somebody was texting me

[@ham6552]

Noice

[@Gooseey]

Sir.. You are a *LEGEND*

[@superweeniehutjrs]

iconic

[@wolfganggrimmerdoesnotdese6822]

Ah

[@sillymanmcgee]

I’m glad I can be 1 of the 900000 active subscribers 🙂

[@reptilected4097]

Link But Gay is this intentionally bad maths or..?

[@sillymanmcgee]

reptilected Nope, just me not listening correctly

[@ADSS_APOLLO]

same here! (i accidentally typed sane here but then realized how dishonest that would be)

[@eatdestroyer6381]

Link But Gay he said 90000

[@turtleking7772]

No it’s “be gay do crimes” do it right 🤣

[@jamesdaigle2727]

“I know what will cheer me up.” Proceeds to literally mask his emotions

[@megahop6858]

Tom is able to control his hair output. Yes, this has been used for military purposes

[@robotlorekeeper9880]

For the “most likely to kill the others” question someone should have held up their own face and just lunged at someone else

[@benbarltrop2006]

"I will attempt to seduce you"- Tom

[@kevinboyle3104]

ben barltrop and he will succeed

[@imnotritz]

3:52 Eddie: and you would be the most ballistic Tom: I’d be the biggest target for a ballistic

[@God-zv6ys]

“Ah ha ha!” “I am bullet proof!”

[@DorkOrc]

I'm upset. What is Eliot's "heart thing"?

[@NoFantasy]

He used to be a real grumpy-grump and hated on christmas - but then a child made him see the beauty in the season. Thus, his heart grew three sizes... which was more than his chest cavity could hold. ....no wait that's Tom.

[@MaddyBlu9724]

Hes got a bad case of nunya. Nunya business.

[@redluca56]

Whatever it is, let's respect Elliott's privacy (I know you weren't being invasive, which is why the comment above this one saying Nunya Business is a bit unnecessary). I imagine it isn't something that's going to shorten Elliott's lifespan excessively but don't be made to feel guilty because you appreciate him and don't like the idea of him being in pain.

[@TuffMelon]

Thing about hearts is that just about any anomaly with them can be a serious problem. If he's hasn't told anyone, its likely he wants to keep it private.

[@itz_ashane6886]

His heart thing is because Tom's salt.

[@CanadianDan854]

Congrats on 1 bazillions subs!

[@GilWanderley]

4:12 Tom forgot The Internet Wayback Machine exists.

[@EllDoesStuff]

0:14 I came here to watch content *NOT TO GET FEELS*

[@orangenal]

You actually made me laugh so hard I had a really bad coughing fit and had to go to hospital. Please. You are too funny.

[@stacker63]

HEY YOU MY NAME IS TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM PERFECT EDDIE 😂 loved this

[@pailhorsegaming6762]

I love these videos, their laughs are so infectious.

[@barmetler]

6:10 I have _never_ not eaten the entire pizza.

[@azurehaiku]

it took a month but we finally got to a million after an age of 990,000 cucking

[@jackdog06]

“You literally just recited the same cat story”

[@DaniFox10000]

Happy 1 million people tommo!

[@trabajador_]

tom. your fursona IS quagsire.

[@TrialByDance]

aw hecc the swearing is censored now ;_;

[@PureRushXevus]

Yet they say "cum" hmmm

[@closet_gnome]

content is just the three forms of a male man: the pure one, the funny but a tad bit cursed one and the dad

[@mohammedsy1590]

wait, is Elliott wearing a She-Ra T-shirt?

[@ItsElliotGough]

heck ye

[@arfansthename]

@@ItsElliotGough hey look it's elyot goff

[@Hannah-qk2vx]

Eddie ; You have made no attempt to seduce me Tom : I will attempt to seduce you

[@shatteredneko]

"Most likely to be a furry" *Holds up my face*

[@itz_cornchip]

Pfp checks out

[@roweproductions9424]

That baby noise 😂 Can't even. Just beautiful!

[@naunofficial7766]

4:24 who else wanted to see them all vote for themselves

[@lunavii]

*All of them have transcended to a higher reality.* nah jk they do that in every content

[@nanash_2019]

Eddie trying to say "Hey You My Name's Thomas TomSka Rigdewell" and the funniest part of the video

[@bainy3309]

Wow didn’t know hair grew that quickly

[@shockkuuu]

Its an old vid

[@burcebanning]

@@shockkuuu r/woooosh

[@shockkuuu]

@@burcebanning shit, I got whooshed

[@hime1529]

GEARSHOCKED we all have our bad days

[@johnmilkson3918]

@@shockkuuu I've never seen someone so accepting of a whoosh... I see you are a man/women of culture

[@austyn1061]

3:17 * holds up my own face mask *

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

Tom would give the best hugs

[@sweetsmolshemi4158]

*its currently **2:40** in sweden* WHAT. IS. SLEEP?!

[@robynking2637]

1 million subscribers congrats guys

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

Eddie , Elliot? Are you ok,is Tom holding you hostage!

[@acube3351]

Tom: 100% origional Felix: WHAAAAAT!

[@gabelong35]

CONGRATS ON 1 MILL. Yall should kiss

[@AmaDesperado]

Why is Tom dressed like Eggman (excluding the Easter vid)

[@yoaveden]

Oh my fuck its tomska and friends now End of an era

[@saltytoast9649]

I'm so happy, this was uploaded before my birthday! : D

[@spookysucculents]

eddies kid watching these videos back in the future and sobbing

[@Bonabopn]

i like that they ended with "don't forget!"; i use that a lot with my friends. c:

[@bejeweledbedhead1551]

I was expecting Eddie to say "my name is tom tom tom tom and welcome to tomtent" in the intro

[@dinkey4921]

I love the three of them so much

[@werefriends8993]

Tom: "Yay Im the comelord"(for coppa reasons) Me: *chokes on own spit* "no"

[@gferrol118]

You sure it was spit you choked on?

[@Annele555]

My god I needed to laugh at my favorite weirdos today. Thank you! x

[@serban031]

With the cosplay tryhards video behind us now, Tom was definitely right on Eddie being a furry :D

[@TheGreatRedWelshDragon]

The scenes transitioning with that screen that says content is what's killing me lmaoooo

[@drstupideroni6969]

2:38 Tom literally predicted the future for TryHards Costume challenge

[@vilemint]

Wait, Eddie, you said again,,, Does that mean,,, You chopped your own log off?? Before???

[@lorax1927]

Did he shave his stunt double

[@Srcsqwrn]

Tom. Always. Looks. To. Elliot.

[@emmataylor1758]

this is already fantastic

[@demboislife3755]

Congrats on 1 million Darksquidge Tom.

[@iRastapus]

I've been watching too many of your videos. I was with the majority on every single question. Oh no, I've become one of "those" fans...

[@alwinwinter1645]

Being able to tell each other that you came in each other's houses is wtrue friendship

[@hitchhikerpancakes]

no problem,thank you for your funny and entertaining videos!

[@flakey-finn]

1:29 Tom: "why yourself?" Also Tom: *picking himself*

[@geometrydan3709]

4:01 Could someone enlighten me on what Tom said in 2009?

[@skinnynuggetsmith1003]

No

[@pink-pancakes5533]

I love how these dudes are so casual about the shit they do

[@JazzyWaffles]

"Most likely to be a furry?" Tom literally made a Quagsire fursuit last year.

[@lecannibalman6280]

1:51 Umm dont you mean it saw you giving your chokey bloke a helpful hug? Smh

[@Gia1911Logous]

Today I found out: Tom is indeed very very sad

[@Dreammwworld]

hey i just want to say i absolutely love crash zoom bro stay motivated

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

I think that Tom is holding the others hostage

[@NoNTr1v1aL]

2:26 Elliot is what?

[@itsokaytobesad3678]

*Why are you so original. Please teach me your ways*

[@adroitbean5440]

Congrats on a million!

[@Rhynhorn00]

Well done for 1 million subscribers

[@claramonti3889]

Just for a second, I’m loving the Skatune Network shirt

[@dailyanxiety6507]

And just like that....Tom has his hair and beard back.... It’s tomska for heck sake he is a master at growing a beard

[@kynncer763]

This is the first darksquidge video I clicked on in months and I felt bad cos of the million subscribers intro

[@krose6451]

4:25 This brought me much joy so I was primed to just break for what came next. Pun intended.

[@cristosanto.9038]

Congrats for 1 million subscribers!🦋💙🦋💙🦋💙🦋💙🦋💙🦋💙🦋

[@PleaseUnsubscribeHaha]

Can we get a compilation of all the times TomSka has recited his cat anecdote? I have heard it multiple times at least :P

[@cupboardgnome]

Nobody else can master the intro either than tom

[@thelaggyone1380]

5:26 I ate a dragons pp in dungeons and dragons

[@Addy_The_Baddy]

like attached to the dragon or

[@Skawooga]

TOM’S SHIRT❤️

[@LJXrot]

HE SOUNDS LIKE TOM I CRIED ITS SO GOOD

[@Rose-df6hx]

Most likely to get enough sleep? Okay that’s not me when I stay up until 3am watching #Content So I don’t get enough sleep if any at all :/

[@virmaspice4482]

So true. It's past 1am and I have to go to work tomorrow :(

[@soyboy6723]

When they tell you they asked Twitter isn't the order of the faces the exact same order as when mark, jack, and Felix did this kind of video.