Top 10 SCP's That Could SAVE The World

[@MostAmazingTop10]

What's your favorite SCP?

[@valendir1]

SCP 009 J, Obviously..

[@valendir1]

Eron Velez Same, that’s a good one.

[@eronchannel5023]

@@valendir1 THX

[@kannananabanana197]

Scp 2558 j

[@valendir1]

Eron Velez 👍

[@RedstoneCuba]

Depression: *exists* Scp 999: we dont do that around here

[@acarelessyandere2710]

Just too cute

[@trapline7903]

Hes too cute

[@wnoy9578]

BeGone, Depression

[@stupidnoob9336]

Ask scp 294 to give a us a unlimited covid 19 vaccine

[@user-jq6co6op7t]

999 999 999

[@kryspy5160]

SCP 999 could cure depression. He's a cutesy boi!

[@mickenzypartdemonpartdogcu5641]

Yup^^

[@leonardojuarez2161]

I was just going to comment scp-999 as the cutest scp

[@helensdead]

Scp-999 is the brother of scp-682 and son of the scarlet king. Just let that sink in.

[@inktonythekaonashigaster6631]

best boi

[@oliviaanderson5942]

Yes. That is my fav.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

We secured them. We contained them. We protected them. Now, they protect us.

[@ilostabet9398]

Yall heard of that Walmart scp? Here be dragons? 3000?

[@susanwendyjones5875]

yep

[@susanwendyjones5875]

@Rlxzy they are actually real

[@susanwendyjones5875]

@@ilostabet9398 I have heard every scp

[@ilostabet9398]

noice

[@doctordomino5073]

I can't wait until a teacher mentions the word 'Pestilence' in a class one day and I can start shouting SCP-049 quotes.

[@BernardoSucksAtCallOuts]

Did it happen yet?

[@charlottelewis860]

I wish I could do that but I can't

[@butter_akbar2688]

Naw fam finna get roasted for saying that. 😂

[@funkyzebra8405]

Teacher: *mentions Pestilence* You: I AM THE CURE.

[@rileylockerby2759]

5:45 **SCP-049 breaks down the door** DID SOMEONE SAY _PESTILENCE??_

[@susanwendyjones5875]

lol

[@The-Red-Fox-Tail]

So true XD

[@kmawnster]

Lol

[@luciansanders7862]

Lol

[@challengersam4063]

Stop poking your noise in to things 049

[@gigatheprotogen]

There is also an SCP that can generate human organs, then replace a failing organ.

[@catfish8716]

Yep. 2295. Stumbled on that article, and it was the most wholesome thing I'd read all day.

[@igravestonei]

Omg cool

[@shrimpii4674]

Patchwork bear Ah yes the wholesome boi

[@kennymccormick1261]

The patchwork teddy bear right?

[@gigatheprotogen]

@@kennymccormick1261 yup

[@InternetUser5000]

The scarlet king's wife: *Sigh.* Honey, your greatest threat is just a pile of slime. He can't hurt you. Scarlet king: Yeah but- SCP-999: *blob noises* Scarlet king: *_Screams_*

[@willgarcia5278]

Oh yeah, I forgot scp-999 is the son of the scarlet king

[@jameshTV]

That was exactly what I was just saying to myself when she said SCP 999 like,a Scarlet King he's going to kill it.

[@latadutta5476]

Scp 999 was the 7 th baby and the son of scarlet king

[@willgarcia5278]

@@latadutta5476 that right

[@lillypoprock7758]

Lol

[@arique1822]

Fun fact: scp-999 is one of the only beings capable of killing the scarlet king.

[@หวานอาทิตยา-ษ5ถ]

XD scp-999 can be the queen/king of cuteness while the scp that are kittens Go crazy on him like crazy themself at him like crazy

[@devoteDGhoul]

That isnt cannon. That was said in one of the scarlet king tales where one of the seven brides gave birth to scp 999.

[@dazaway]

He/she hug He/she tical But most importantly he portecc

[@arique1822]

@@dazaway nice

[@arique1822]

@@devoteDGhoul let me have my moment...

[@nekomataumbreon]

SCP-999 is the child of the Scarlet King. Their anomalous effects cancel out one another. On a side note, the Scarlet King loves his child

[@nefhelimwhat609]

And if you want to believe that this is canon He also is destined to defeat the scarlet king

[@kiteh9024]

The Oofing scp wiki says NOTHING is canon

[@enderborn6860]

the fack the orange blob is somehow the child of scp´s version of satan is histarical

[@nefhelimwhat609]

KITTEHKAT I said *IF YOU WANT TO BELIEVE*

[@ratgang2007]

Cynder The Dragon well there are different head canons so it’s a weird dilemma

[@perterisnotahomestuck459]

Depression: no one can stop me SCP 999: Hold my chocolate milk

[@kaidenmcbrien9834]

wat the

[@perterisnotahomestuck459]

Kaiden Mcbrien 👈😎👈

[@ElpheltValentinee]

D-class with depression:oh good its cute

[@perterisnotahomestuck459]

Peridot The Cat good point, note taken

[@carterlaw2983]

true dat

[@originalname7176]

Scp 006: I can cure pestilence Scp 049:INVEST

[@lilsquidyyy]

I will take your entire stock

[@JasonThePotatoGod]

If scp-006 and scp-049 team up there will be no pestilence

[@Blue_Oceanic]

He shall invest

[@CobaltPerseverance154]

He would also not really have a purpose anymore tho.

[@rolfbeumelburg274]

i had a thought of if someone introduced the liquid health to mister beakface and he would start giving people water instead of zombie surgery

[@idkanymore6897]

SCP-500: Exists Humanity: Learns how to clone things Every virus ever: Mom come pick me up im scared

[@ultrainstinctgigachad7245]

Good by corona LOL

[@memeshackclap]

mom pick me up im scared*

[@SVNIC_]

Depression: I'm an immort- SCP-999: *Ima stop you right there*

[@knightz_catnip3469]

SCP-999 is extremely dangerous

[@urmomisnoob7033]

dangerously cute

[@juanmiguelangat4693]

@@knightz_catnip3469 why?

[@knightz_catnip3469]

@@juanmiguelangat4693 it's the half brother of the skarlet king and is one of the births of the seven bribes

[@juanmiguelangat4693]

@@knightz_catnip3469 and how can it kill?

[@rng_offline9182]

Depression: nobody can stop me Scp 999: I’m about to end this mans whole career

[@mitch5440]

Isn't it 939

[@nicon7417]

I like cake

[@timothyhoenikker9641]

@@mitch5440 who told you that lie

[@philipjenkins7208]

MEMES ARE GOOD

[@thepowerstone8828]

Scp 999: die depression Depression: NOOOOOÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@blocksmusic7722]

2020: *Exists* Those SCP's: So you have chosen death..

[@Okiji477]

Corona:ima head out right now

[@leilhazaneperez5248]

SCP-999: **angry blob noises directed at 2020**

[@stanandford1292]

interesting battle for sure

[@Lexi-lp2qm]

2021: Ey don't forget me-

[@jellytoons9376]

2020: *No.*

[@animereverse7730]

Satan:i will rule the world scp-999: You have to defeat me first

[@mikealinan3038]

Scp-999: beats up satan Satan: AHH OK YOU WIN

[@leamorvallescas]

Satan:Demons ATTACK!!!!!!! god and scp-999:ATTACK ANGELS!!!!!!!!

[@Old_Hoonter_]

Yes

[@leamorvallescas]

@@Old_Hoonter_ _Y E S_

[@soysoytechnologies3141]

Satan:I dont wanna be happy Bye bye

[@darkknight5626]

Unlimited liquids? Unlimited oil? "AMERICA WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION"

[@--cerberus--3066]

White Wolf would too.

[@emmettbarley5721]

Canada

[@luklask8245]

Norway would like to know your location

[@mtfboi141]

The site that holds the scp is in America....

[@BB19211]

America has my location now *The USSR wants to know your location* SAVE ME, ITS GUNNA BA ANOTHER COLD WAR!!!!!

[@zzzz7754]

999 should be number 1 because it is meant to destroy another scp that will end the world if born.

[@user-qq5pj6zw7c]

yes

[@jhett_4415]

Which Scp?

[@thecomplainer6365]

@@jhett_4415 Scarlet king

[@orange7032]

But that’s just a theory, a scp theory

[@fuzzywuzzuwu5447]

ChaoticProductions False, it’s in SCP-999’s logs.

[@WafflezAreNice]

Covid 19:*Killing innocent people SCP 006:We dont do that around here Thanks for all the likes!

[@Silent-fire1308]

Red safe he did the big brain task

[@i_aint_andrew]

Wait but I'm red wait I have a twin

[@WafflezAreNice]

Noice - From red

[@originalname7176]

@@WafflezAreNice i am such a gan red ! Can you please tell me , ARE YOU THE IMPOSTOR?!

[@originalname7176]

,,fan"

[@theboxingsimulatorrileytbs6155]

Dude: is depressed 999: I’m about to -end- make this man’s whole -career- day

[@substituteaccount1915]

He is the brother if 682 and son of the scarlet king, he is prophecised to defeat the scarlet king and save the world

[@jewl4u877]

999: I'm going to end this guys depression

[@Urine_]

You just made my day lol

[@Kikilinsey]

Creeper

[@theboxingsimulatorrileytbs6155]

Jack Julian aww man.

[@swollenapocrypha]

"294 can be used for infinite water" Get out of the way, it's big brain time > C O R O N A V I R U S C U R E

[@vlo3302]

LOL

[@joshuahinchliffe8431]

TheXenomorph1 SHOOT DIS DOOD IS TO SMART

[@shuliu4804]

Oh yeah,

[@The.mar.filess]

TheXenomorph1 CALL THE FBI AND TELL THEM WE FOUND THE CURE! Even the multi Viruses:0

[@Drzuk07]

Actually it doesn't exist yet sooo

[@emmatumaneng2828]

Scp 999 was my favorite. Btw some people call it the tickle monster.

[@bryanflores2202]

Cause he is the tickle monster

[@possessedpotatochip3155]

Um. Clearly you haven't met SCP-2083-B.

[@iramacebo9218]

Why?

[@chimp1561]

That's it's name like how 106 is the old man and 173 is the statue

[@onepiecefanatik8974]

Most people call it a ditto

[@Seboostian]

Some random guy: *Sees an abandoned cat on the streets* That same guy: Wouldnt that make you... *a scp???*

[@qwerty6638]

Depression: exists. Scp 999: let us introduce ourselves.

[@gabrielestrada5066]

Stfu there is literally althe same comment right above u and it was made earlier

[@joshuajurado939]

Max Greathead stfu

[@catherine6212]

We all know people copies the scp 999 comments and I am starting to hate it

[@Soredli]

SCP 500: oh i can cure everything in earth even depression

[@slaydeplayz3871]

when she talked about the vending machine and the health lake i was like,"cAn It SoLvE tHe CoRoNa PrObLeM pLeZ"

[@j8mie007]

Not funny Didn't laugh

[@360_sonicfan8]

@@j8mie007 ...

[@j8mie007]

@@360_sonicfan8 ...

[@ramisteve9489]

#stayhome

[@pondy3490]

999 is 666 upside down. He’s anti-devil because he’s such a good boi.

[@natalietran5532]

Sloane Duys but 666 is the devil’s number!!!!

[@mlpfanboy1701]

He is kirby.

[@melvinhotdogman6926]

But in the other side...

[@darknezzdc2249]

@@natalietran5532 yes 666 is 999 upside down so he is a anti devil

[@shuliu4804]

Oh yeah, it’s all coming together and apart...

[@thedoggohokage1977]

If were SCP'S than that means SCP staff are closing up there own kind

[@freshtrashcan3659]

Depression: I’m inevitable Scp-999: Hold my skittles

[@sthisisahumanboidavidvelaz2326]

How will win Depression or one orange boi

[@boomy-boom5332]

spymaster360 David Velasquez one orange dude

[@itsvisionyt722]

Hold my m&me lol

[@brandontagle1239]

Who would win? Orange adorable blob thing that smells like skittles(maybe) Vs My (sesonal)depressed state

[@sthisisahumanboidavidvelaz2326]

Who will win World hunger or a literal pizza box and vending machine

[@petaeastham6530]

Depression: *exists* SCP-999: Hold my cookies

[@chriscook5941]

Me to...😀

[@THEBOYOB]

I found scp 999 emoji look 🤗 👈 scp 999 emoji

[@uffhghhgmibgggfls790]

That thing is cute so there might be a huge chance it’s going to save the world. Who know that one thing can save lives😍

[@pixels8762]

xD

[@The.mar.filess]

Me: * looks at Scp 999 like I’m Gonna die for u * Me: “Okay! I ᗯIᒪᒪ! 😊” The Kittens: “Wut about meeeeew?” Me: “sorry fam didn’t know u wanted my attention” Kittens: * triggered by my response * Me: “ HEY RUSSIA 🤣 TAKE YOU- 🤣🤣🤣 YOUR GRENADE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂” * throws to Russia while laughing *

[@kami-nv7fj]

Someone:ugh, I'm just so depressed.. Scp 999:hold my m&ms

[@seantaggart7382]

If scp 999 met the furry fandom what would happen?

[@SecondStorm-n1s]

Not anymore joke

[@oblivionthekhajiit1155]

@@seantaggart7382 no one can know the true answer

[@seantaggart7382]

@@oblivionthekhajiit1155 *mass panic occurres as world turns to furry*

[@oblivionthekhajiit1155]

@@seantaggart7382 know we all know the answer

[@jayheropro7396]

I need SCP 006's water so I can put it into my healing staff. No more going to the doctor for a flu shot :D

[@adrigl3371]

Put it on an apple so you can keep the doctors away in more ways the one

[@gromitmugandshrek5157]

Depression: **makes people depressed** SCP 999: That ain’t gonna happen here

[@kokomhie1809]

Felipe what u doin' here?..

[@gromitmugandshrek5157]

Bc maybe I’m a SCP...

[@cutekitten9469]

Felipe

[@gromitmugandshrek5157]

@Reheem Hussain yes that what I meant

[@epicfrog2342]

Felipeeeeeeee flamigoooo

[@brushfireewe3479]

"Voice": WARNING! EVERY SCP IS DANGEROUS! "SCP-999": *Looks at me* *giggles* "Me": OwO. ITS SOOOOOOO CUTE!

[@mattytuck1374]

WHY ARE WE SCPS JUST WHY GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!

[@jacobrangelrangel7100]

Ioll

[@KrypticVisonUnmute]

Every SCP is dangerous? Guess I can't trust my parents.

[@theandromedaeffect979]

Modex Hol up-

[@KrypticVisonUnmute]

@@theandromedaeffect979 XD

[@NoMercy745]

SCP-70910. She is a female humanoid that has pale skin and hair and wears a black dress with a red belt and hair band. She is locked inside a computer and makes random list videos.

[@leonardojuarez2161]

Lmao

[@katalystproductions6442]

I have a crush on thus scp

[@thunderchu]

I just realized what this meant XD

[@that_pineapple154]

Ya that scp is one of my favorites, she could definitely save the world from boardum.

[@saintwarz7836]

Meh....I like kittens cuz coot

[@birdthing5778]

294 canonically took some fluids from someone named Joseph when asked for a "cup of joe"

[@myrnaradaza6204]

Man: *dead* Scp 999: meh shapeshift to him Other man: boi your just a orange slime cutie

[@yazminsoto2937]

Me: *the f*ck are u doing SCP 999*

[@thecomediacguy]

SCP-006: *exists* Coronavirus: *Hahaha... bruh chill... Bruh Chill BRUH CHILL*

[@paincat7096]

Scp-500: "DIE DIE COVID 19"

[@Critterbug.]

Yes this is perfect 👏🏻

[@angrybirdsfan9826]

corona virus: *we can talk about this * intense sweating **

[@naturekid4762]

Humanity will die soon :) wanna die 🤗

[@akushibou]

Coronavirus : hey buddy calm down CALM DOWN

[@tishacase8510]

I love SCP-999. if it could break apart and make more of itself like jelly, then we could prescribe them as therapy animals for those with depression and ptsd. while having still the original for scp 682

[@spider8499]

they so cute

[@darkstrifequeen1458]

i need one for a pet.

[@FuryMcpurey]

Sadly, the attempt to turn 682 docile using 999 proved unsuccessful, backfiring on the staff as 682 released a "laughter wave" which incapacitated Foundation staff and allowed the Keter-class to go on an uninterrupted murder spree.

[@Static3649]

Actually I think there was a thing on this but didn't they take some and scp-999 got hurt and couldn't regenerate it and everyone got hooked on it and got super super depressed and mass suicide spread out after they stopped supplying it and scp-999 was shrunken down barely surviving almost dead and now the opposite and so instead of releasing happiness it released fear and anger and it broke free of contaiment and spread mass anger across the world making everyone extremely hostile and so they all killed each other and scp-999 released all the others and slowly absorbed them with a new ability it evolved and in a couple hundred years it was the king (or queen) of the world keeping The Very Hard To Kill Reptile as its protector in case anything else happened to it or is that I just my wild imagination I don't even know anymore am I going insane AHHHHHHH

[@TheEntlty]

What if it bounced around like the seals from the meme

[@-GoldenLeaf-]

My personal favorite SCP is 2295 because it’s kind, selfless, cute, and helpful. It can cure any disease and I was hoping to see 2295 in some of “the most helpful SCPs” list, any list on KZbin but so far, I haven’t seen any. It’s kinda unfair for such great creature.

[@Anvil296]

Covid 19:sees scp 500 • _ • Scp 500:ur ded Covid 19:run

[@abrahanrincon4569]

What

[@TomatoSauce1]

@Anti Cobra Scp-500 is a medicine for all diseases, it can destroy serve diseases but we are not allowed to take it. Cause there are only 50 left.

[@grxke5062]

Lol

[@joditiarsutrisno5556]

@@TomatoSauce1 at least could we use the SCP 006(healing luquid) instead ?

[@SilentQuietVoid]

Bruh

[@firepuppy7042]

SCP 006: I'm gonna kill all the diseases in the world SCP 049: I think I need a talk with this scp

[@mwsn3859]

What about SCP-500, also known as Panacea, which means the cure to all diseases.

[@jackiesharp9015]

@@mwsn3859 limited supplies

[@dr.adderman483]

Gives SCP 999 to SCP 049. “Here try and kill this thing willingly.”

[@pancakebutterpb]

Scp 006 Could help 049

[@mwsn3859]

@@jackiesharp9015 cut it into pieces lmao *(joke)*

[@richie7781]

"It can help fight illness or pestilence." SCP-049: My *cure* is much more reliable.

[@ivory231]

I would trust 049 more.

[@mia.ba3z]

IT CAN KILL CORONAVIRUS! BOOM!

[@LuciBeSnoozinFr]

049 LeEcHeS

[@ivory231]

Yes kill virus that's why I trust him more.

[@leo_the_be0]

There's a crazy guy going around in real life and he looks like this same SCP, so yeah.

[@Shadow-wt8xh]

The cute ones made me cri Edits: I'll take the pizza box and the coffee machine :> *IS THERE A WAY I CAN SUMMON THESE THINGS?!*

[@scotlandofficial5576]

You cry to cute things, and that means your not a man? CrINgE

[@Shadow-wt8xh]

@@scotlandofficial5576 im a girl and I was joking

[@inspirationaljam3212]

@@scotlandofficial5576 bruh

[@storyshifttekanae7445]

@@scotlandofficial5576 i will fight you till you see the center of the void (=

[@spingingleblorp3996]

@@scotlandofficial5576 they are a girl they said :/

[@starveil500]

Nobody: Everyone: *SCP 999 IS CUTE*

[@aidann3208]

Anomaly 686 if nobody says anything then how can everyone say something

[@starveil500]

@@aidann3208 Its some meme. :/

[@elenaramirez4856]

Anomaly 686. Sure is dude

[@b3.4n]

Anomaly 686 ikr

[@joaquinescobar633]

*dabs*

[@pikkiedon1]

J SCPs are usually non-cannon. The "J" stands for joke.

[@natacialallathin7774]

Yes

[@colbyvasquez8578]

No duh

[@saltboat5091]

Ya know Nrfcngtyscdagtab

[@sinctova]

Lol

[@staceyterry9759]

Maby

[@1nd1a74]

evryone is going to think S.C.P 999 is the cutesd like if agree

[@subsvidshahasooriginal]

Nah I think it's Dragon Snails.

[@defaultarmyriseup4100]

Cutest *

[@sarahhabersberger4469]

you read my mind

[@Solarianv3]

It’s not s.c.p it’s just scp

[@Souljackers8]

999 is the cutest of them all

[@Jorge-cs8sn]

Other people with SCP 294: "I will cure world's thirst with this" Me, a basic man: *Pours a dry Whiskey and calls it a day*

[@mysterygamer-xx9hj]

Me: *exists* Depression: I'm about to end this man's whole career Scp 999: hold my candy

[@oliviagonzalez6971]

It's so cute UwU

[@curlyandfried]

mystery gamer44820 I love your profile

[@curlyandfried]

@@oliviagonzalez6971 I love your name

[@oliviagonzalez6971]

@@curlyandfried aww thank you I like yours too

[@Saw_blade_bat]

I love that

[@finderofroblox1282]

Awww it’s so cute! The cat: Meow.. The people: *GRENADE!!!!!!!*

[@sirlos5907]

@Mikey haile so true xd

[@smelopake6586]

@Mikey haile did u have a brain fart bc i do not understand what u said and how its related to roblox

[@johaanwalters1804]

Can we get a yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

[@stampede122]

SCP-529?

[@originalname7176]

Just imagine ,being in the first world war And someone just YEET's a flufy ball of cat at you

[@monkeyojacko]

I like how the only SCP that’s actually real is SCP 009 J

[@monkeyojacko]

Jayden Mao yeah but scp 500 can cure literally anything

[@monkeyojacko]

Jayden Mao I wouldn’t think so considering the size

[@lavemochaves6500]

So, YOU'RE the only real SCP

[@josefmadera1452]

Jayden Mao lol no they’re all creepy pastas

[@untypical-e1564]

Monkeyojacko o

[@Void_Ghost]

Me takes a cat to school Everyone stare ate me Me:GRANADE

[@Scarred_S_Games]

Cats being used as grenades? XD It's a PAWsible CATastrophy But in all seriousness, SCP-999 is my favorite

[@Deimos_PeanutFlavour]

NICE PUNS! IM FELINE GOOD

[@creeperawman.9399]

*SCP-504 wants to know your location*

[@Scarred_S_Games]

@@creeperawman.9399 Here's my location: IT'S CLASSIFIED! XD

[@smurf4624]

This is Catastrophic

[@naomimare9262]

AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@juancontreras982]

All scps: we will destroy all of humanity Scp 2000: good luck with that

[@BuyTvOffer]

Woot

[@BuyTvOffer]

onjour

[@cememems283]

Hi there im lifreej

[@Ivyevolution]

i mean some are safe

[@The.mar.filess]

Juan Contreras lol Looks like the ones that are gonna end humanity Won’t be able to cuz WE BE REPLACED

[@randomthings8732]

"but they can be used as grenades" "meow" lol

[@derpyboi2828]

*meow* *BOOM*

[@miguelochoa2156]

@@derpyboi2828 LOL

[@miguelochoa2156]

@W.D gaster LOL

[@timkeller1867]

Well just let me put a bomb in this kitten and give it to Russia

[@zacksartandanimations7916]

Nuuu poor kitten.. does it survive?

[@MenGamer127]

Scp 294: what liquid would you like? Me: A CURE FOR COVID 19!!!!!!

[@muffinV136]

That's me lol

[@lololveryfun2588]

Hmmm if I were to be in the shelter, I would get the vending machine SCP and order SCP 006 :) now we got two SCP that can help us

[@imthesenate6468]

You could also get a cup of scp999

[@geohacker48-minemaster41]

But what if there is one selfish person which orders 1 billion human orders

[@pedrogaming1188]

Haha

[@Redditard]

Good Boi

[@itsnotjosh9646]

SCP 999 For Life! I need this in my Life

[@GumbanEleazer523]

Are you depressed?

[@itsnotjosh9646]

Eleazer Gumban (I do Indeed Get depressed mostly every day from my Little Brother But I get better when it’s a Special days)

[@300subscriberswithmemescha3]

ρυρρу ĸιd I know what your talking about

[@gokuldassrao]

I'm depressed

[@grimaldus8466]

I Like SCP-682

[@subswithoutVideos-pr8uq]

Why don't we get scp 294 and type "corona virus cure medicine" And btw who's watching in 2020

[@lolrokas8965]

Me

[@Kendricks_biggest_fan]

I'm actually a time traveler Be careful of the moon

[@who7442]

Yes

[@pablothecat1405]

ReaPeR ace can you not

[@alexpicarra475]

I am

[@ismaelfmartinez3351]

SCP 500: exists Everyone in 2020: WHERE IS IT!!!???!!?!?

[@subzerofromny735]

SCP 999: Cutest ever SCP 458: Free Pizza

[@Izzy.playz1598]

Frieza

[@misterp1355]

Dell the pizza and infinite money

[@davidjulo6915]

Don’t forgot 294 boi the vending machine

[@mrmatt7534]

Put them together and you have infinite happy

[@soysoytechnologies3141]

We dont need that we have *MACHINE* but FREAK machine scp 999 is more better

[@johnclemens5066]

what if there's a scp that have the power to manipulate reality itself and can this way save or end the world

[@Aintmuchtoosayy]

I think there is.

[@nataleew]

Wow I didn’t think about that😟

[@hanster.gun.3438]

There is at least 100

[@hanster.gun.3438]

There called reality benders

[@L0ST_W4ND3R3R]

Save or end the world? Depends on the wielder

[@eloybotello1438]

Corona virus:kills almost everyone Scp 2000: gets everyone’s reboot card

[@hey_iguess8294]

But there is only 47 pills ;-;

[@shhhhhhh3922]

Mimi the art girl what if the scp 2000 remakes more pill😦

[@hey_iguess8294]

@@shhhhhhh3922 it doesnt :/

[@aydiniscracked5954]

ᴡʜʏ ɪs ᴜʀ ᴅᴀᴅ ᴏᴜᴛsɪᴅᴇ

[@shhhhhhh3922]

Mimi the art girl TvT ok..

[@rofeldov.marcossiii6740]

There's no scp that could save us once scp 2399 has finished being repaired

[@mr.grunt_yt6419]

2021: write that down write that down!!

[@davidelliott2501]

*writes down*

[@lancecabrera3915]

Funny one

[@JoseMoreno-vx6nw]

OMG BABY YODA(kids don't like when baby yoda eats frogs...1 like on this comment for yoda😔)

[@juanpabi594]

69 likes...nice

[@angelscreed5973]

Lol

[@burnttoaster431]

depression: *exists* 999: I’m about to end this mans career

[@Midghtyummers]

Its should be I'm about to end this man depression

[@imdurpy4145]

Sounds a bit like the top comment...

[@Midghtyummers]

E

[@Midghtyummers]

Ok

[@basswinteri8728]

You're an Alexs aka J6SK fan too OwO

[@bindisclone7324]

The cutest is scp 999 o and he’s the tickl monster

[@kaidenmcbrien9834]

you misspell tickle rong

[@bindisclone7324]

:o

[@mattdeloire2438]

I FRICKEN LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC

[@cykie69ners54]

Anyone? No one else? Them: Scp 999 is so adorable Me: SCP 294 Finding a way to cure covid and meet my cousins and family (YAWA nga COVID)

[@simonthebestboy6058]

COVID-19: sees SCP-500 SCP-500: Omae wa mou COVID-19: NANI?

[@a.c.c.entertainment7230]

Lol

[@bluffy4179]

L O O O O L

[@Sweet4Swirllix]

Corona:"exists" SCP-049: imma bout to end this whole man's career.

[@joshuaramirez3857]

Lol

[@codybradley6403]

Same

[@frnnzy_]

You know what, let’s just, silently wipe out humannnnnnns

[@froggygaming803]

Lol

[@Totalnoob-mw5xl]

BEST FRIDAY only for 48 people ._. Out of like a few million

[@anricruizruizmartinez4412]

SCP-999 is the cutest SCP he can cure saddness and he tickles you.

[@fnaffanfiction1531]

Scp-999 is the brother of Scp-682 and their father is the scarlet king

[@--cerberus--3066]

Damn, Sounds like a family friendly horror movie. Cures your depression but at a cost.

[@parkerbranston5836]

H

[@apexhunter935]

How about 2295

[@davidtierney7941]

Actually from what I’ve heard SCP-458 can produce pizza from ANY Chain restaurant or even homemade pizza. So it’s any pizza desired. Best of all there are no drawbacks or Gimmicks

[@midnightsky3146]

Coronavirus: *exists* SCP 006, SCP 500: We AbOuT To EnD tHiS mAnS wHoLe CaRrEr Coronavirus: *intense sweating* W-we can work something out *nervous laughter*

[@Reeltucker]

We need to use this on corona

[@chinadickerson5882]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@skrill9306]

"we about to to this mans whole carrer"?

[@leikeize4781]

*also scp 500* “IMA SAVE A WHOLE 47 PEOPLE”

[@tjfurlong65]

So true

[@rileyeggy4875]

Scp-999 could help save us! And he is adorable and does nothing to hurt you!

[@Moon-wolf0806]

When I got on this video I said that scp 999 will save the world and at 2:08 it scp 999 yay!!!!! So cute!!!

[@guyontheinternet5815]

nice amount of likes there ;)

[@aeiouzeusbueza5414]

*Click* noise

[@Pullss]

SCP 999 is the cure to depression, Autism, and Anxiety. It’s an angel himself.

[@CobaltTungsten]

I think you might want to rethink that my dude. Autism isn't an emotion.

[@Washthedamndishes]

Forget area 51 I'll storm scp instead

[@orange-corpse9438]

Well just hope you get out alive muhahahaha

[@Washthedamndishes]

CatAngel 24 oh i will

[@maxhermann4117]

Gimme time,location and date i will be there

[@Dorothy_Kaisu]

U will get detained brainwhased and depends on what type of damage you inflict executed yes they can they work with the government

[@Washthedamndishes]

Vincent Kloosterman i might use some acp to survive

[@drgunter1336]

SCP's that can save the world? Is this real life right now?

[@aeiouzeusbueza5414]

*_YES_*

[@notabot709]

YOS

[@MrBones-wk1dd]

YAS

[@nisoteric3484]

Anti-no

[@hangben1452]

Peanut arrived at your house Like to undo

[@gage6173]

SCP 006: Liquid health Corona Virus: OH GOD- Me: 🏊🏻‍♂️

[@TheNiaomi]

Jumps into the ocean

[@meganthomas1797]

SCP-2558-J: meeeeeewwwwww... People during WW2: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!! GRENAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!!!

[@GeezlyBear]

"it could save us from plagues and 'pestilence'" *049 while heavily breathing:* "that's my job!"

[@sandyvu9203]

_sad plague doctor noises_

[@timkeller1867]

Well there goes my job right out of the god damn window

[@blazegamez8918]

Depressed person: I wish I knew someone that can help me SCP 999: I THINK i KNOW A GUY!

[@sharkietheone]

More like "I know that guy. He's me."

[@simonthebestboy6058]

Bill Cipher much?

[@simonthebestboy6058]

SharkieTheOne I’m pretty sure he meant “i think I know a guy!” Because he is probably quoting Bill Cipher from Gravity Falss

[@simonthebestboy6058]

Falls*

[@sharkietheone]

@@simonthebestboy6058 I was trying to quote Ben Kenobi but I forgot the exact wording of the line

[@goobi8881]

Depresion exist 999:im about to end this man whole career

[@spectacle5918]

YEPPPP

[@lazydeveloper8763]

its ima end this whole mans deppersion

[@asu_meii]

Ikr, I would give one a hug

[@dagonsoto9401]

999

[@shaunmartin1239]

@@lazydeveloper8763 depression*

[@jams6337]

Everyone’s happy using the love tester until it’s a sibling

[@FindingAmy]

Her: that's right, the scp is YOU! me: Also me: what the frick!

[@celerinaviray2556]

How can infinite pizza save the world you say? ENDING WORLD HUNGEE

[@Elberich1]

Let's go. Gimmi the legendary 5 meat 🍕

[@huglife626]

World hungee

[@ClepticTheIdiot]

Send it to Africa

[@hahaichangedmyusernameagai9949]

Celerina Viray okay infinite pizza sounds literally AMAZING but it would give us diabetes- IF ONLY PIZZA WAS HEALTHY ;( then my mom would let me eat it a lot.

[@ClepticTheIdiot]

haha i changed my username AGAIN I mean you can just wish for a vegetable pizza

[@Crazytnz]

Her:is free pizza doesnt save the world, I dont know what will Me: ok let's just forgot about the cute as heck grenade kittens!

[@laurariker8768]

scp 999:is a BLOB 2022:cute..i guess 2000:wowowowowowow!

[@krbagrin]

Coronavirus: exists Scp 006 : we don’t do that here

[@manucode975]

The vending machine: Die corona virus

[@ivory231]

Or you can just drink the Corona Virus.

[@notgae7719]

Ramiro Morales 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗮 𝗩𝗶𝗿𝘂𝘀

[@Balasik_Gaming]

CLEETUS

[@thatonekid7702]

haha yes corona go bleh

[@essancefay2824]

SCPs, you say? I'm interested and SCP 999 is the cutest

[@babboondaboss]

I beg to differ, I like SCP-1000

[@dad_bot_3924]

Hi interested, I'm dad!

[@aaxylzane1242]

@@dad_bot_3924 thats not funny

[@aedyurie]

Depression: exists SCP-999: so you have chosen death...

[@chantrelljohnson-foster2221]

Cancer:( Coffe machine: im bout to cure cancer

[@starveil500]

Scp 500: Im about to end this mans whole career.

[@SpartanPrimeDSTY117]

They tested it on lukemia but it returned later

[@jevil_1810]

5:44 "Saving us from plague and pestilence" SCP-049: Am I A Joke To You?

[@The.mar.filess]

Jevil _ XD tru tru One of the SCP’s will be triggered About that

[@Transformerseditz524]

true scp 049 wants to cure plague

[@galactic430]

Technically SCP - 049 Is Deadly Because His Way Of Curing Is Dangerous And Deadly

[@blackknightgaming5572]

LOL

[@AI_VIRUS101]

SCP-049-J

[@arcqx9676]

depression: enters 999’s room 999: You messed with the wrong room fool!

[@justyoureverydaysimp5843]

Hahaha I almost choucd on my toca

[@matildaa6019]

Hat?

[@Cartooniish]

My favourite scp is scp 3008 Also known as "Endless Ikea"

[@Lv2iish]

I know what your talking about but why?

[@OnlyKins]

Her: “Scp 999 can shape shift” Me: say no more

[@bezel95]

Honorable mention goes to SCP 420-J. If everyone had a sample, I’m pretty sure world peace would be instantaneous.

[@invictus_delta]

yeeaaaah broo, it's just soo good bro

[@PowerfulAtom111]

It’s totally safe bro

[@husal2801]

4-----2-----0???

[@SebastianRamirez-lx4hz]

4:18 u better tell that vending machine to make a cure for covid for swear god

[@knightz_catnip3469]

You have to keep in mind that you still have to pay for the drink? Its 50 cents for one drink

[@crashsite1576]

Also, I think I read that SCP 294 can only create a liquid that exists. Or a solid That's in its liquid form: eg. Liquid Gold. Also, it takes the substance from somewhere else. So we can't make an endless supply, but we can 'steal' the cure and distribute it. :)

[@knightz_catnip3469]

@@crashsite1576 It doesn't have to create liquids that exist. In report of the scp, test showed that the vending machine can create music in liquid so I dont think a cure would be so far fetched.

[@thedoggohokage1977]

So true

[@Babyshark56497]

It can dispense about anything. But I don't think it can hear or speak.

[@Blue_Oceanic]

Depression:exists SPC 999:I love u Depression:happypression