British Cuisine - Culinary Atrocities

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[@tomcharlton586]

As an englishman i found this hilarious. If the British eat as if the luftwaffe are still flying over us, the Americans eat like they have free healthcare. Edit: 4.8 k likes and nearly 100 comments is mad, thanks everyone!

[@fakerake707]

You cant be a real englishman theres not enough Us in your comment

[@harryfoster6384]

@@fakerake707 doesn't make sense tht

[@goopguy548]

To be fair, we got god tier desserts

[@threefoldland]

@@goopguy548 Facts. A lot of our savory 'cuisine' is atrocious, but in terms of desserts, we've got Banoffee pie, Eton mess, Treacle tart, crumbles, the list goes on.

[@Twizzlahs]

My guy, have you ever considered standup? Lmaooo

[@noontide1209]

Gordon Ramsay being mad at other British people for not knowing how to cook just makes more and more sense as I get older

[@Jacob-ir6zi]

Dude for real. He probably grew up eating crap and that's why he's so passionate about cooking good food. My step-dad is British and now it makes sense why he tolerates such shitty food sometimes

[@keeemon4451]

​@@Jacob-ir6zi from what ive seen his mum is a good cook. helps that scottish food is good too but the british smear of shitty food is still noticeable

[@kanyenorth5711]

@@keeemon4451 bro scotland is in britain

[@ppppppqqqppp]

it's really common here when you get really into cooking that you get really mad at how badly most other people cook. It's literally cursed knowledge, once you have it you feel like an alien watching people make unsalted pasta or water thin gravy.

[@thatpanfairy7176]

Actually most British food originated from the absolute lower class who couldn’t afford much food so they worked with what they had this is good cuz it means that they are all quick simple recipes that are almost impossible to mess up. Also England is terrible the weather is terrible the government is terrible and the school system is terrible. Sucky food is the least of our problems. Ps small tip or mushy peas ad some salt and mix it in then try it it is fab.

[@amywilson7540]

I remember reading Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone as a kid, and thinking it was a bit weird that at one point, Harry and Dudley eat tinned tomatoes on toast for breakfast. Like, who puts tomatoes on toast? For breakfast? But I guess British people do.

[@craigchampagne7797]

Our version at home was tinned chopped tomatoes, fried in bacon grease with lots of pepper on thick, buttered toast and I assure you it's delicious.

[@samsativa245]

with some cheese too tho

[@tomgoodwin7234]

Not the tastiest meal ever but it’s quick, easy to make with ingredients you likely already have in your cupboard and a good budget meal if you’re struggling to make ends meet

[@dylanjones7485]

We brits don't do that only adding other things makes it look and taste good, Fancy a Welsh Cake?

[@wrux]

Spanish people put tomato on toast for breakfast... and they are one of the great food countries

[@violetcrumble512]

Can’t go wrong with a classic cottage pie, just some mince, onions, carrots, celery, potatoes, seasoning, gravy and bang. So hearty, so warm and so filling.

[@Pebble_Collector]

Made nicer if you add some Indian, North African, or Middle Eastern spices to it. But that's too exotic for most Brits.

[@violetcrumble512]

@@Pebble_Collector Not for me! Soo tasty ☺️

[@franceskronenwett3539]

No use telling him that. All he eats is that junk food crap.

[@Pebble_Collector]

@@franceskronenwett3539 If you're talking about me I don't eat much junk food at all. Besides a lot of British cuisine is beige and not the healthiest. Cottage pie is pretty decent though. I just prefer it spiced up a bit. Spices =/= junk food lol.

[@overthemoon34]

​@@Pebble_Collector But also spices =/= better, British food relies on good quality ingredients, due to having limited spices, they can't hide shit quality behind a ton of spice.

[@johncharlton199]

"Bacon sandwiches are for people about to do something useful" - Sir James May

[@BlueZirnitra]

When I worked in the kitchens, we would always offer a bacon butty to anyone who came in to fix something for us.

[@GeraltofRivia22]

Bacon is for sycophants and products of incest.

[@DanS044]

Wow, I had no idea how true that was and I’ve been adhering to that rule my entire life. It’s really builders snack. The east reliable food for a man on a job

[@l_fieldy6635]

Bacon sandwich and a cuppa the breakfast/lunch of gods, makes me think of a mechanic or when some repairmen/woman comes to fix something

[@nathankirby4612]

If Americans tried beans on toast instead of doughnuts for breakfast once in a while, they wouldn’t have a generation of people with knee braces on riding motorised wheelchairs because they’re too fat to walk.

[@danishdjmixes]

You're slowly filling in the hole Sam O'Nella left us with after he stopped making videos and i love it. Keep it up man!

[@alecstronach]

exactly what I thought when I found this channel lmao. the next sam o'nella

[@Caesar.X]

i was gonna say the same thing, even the outro made my kidneys tingle when he said "thats all for today" and my brain just completed the sentece with "im sam o nella, and thank you for watching" , i miss sam o nella :(

[@kylefugazzotto1520]

Hell yes dude!

[@simunator]

this is clearly just sam's friend capitalizing on his lucrative business absence.

[@sebastianadams7460]

Literally I feel the same way

[@charls8286]

As someone who is British, I see these as delicious succulent meals.

[@TheSteveRobinson]

As a 1st generation Canadian with British parents, I can relate to all of these. Some are damn good! Where's "Bubble and Squeak"?

[@DougGriggPhoto]

Bubble and squeak is so good!

[@martinmcdonald4207]

Pie n mash n liquer sauce!

[@a_little_flame589]

bubble and squeak is awful I'm so happy it's dying off

[@jee5850]

this has to be one of the most underrated channels I've ever come across edit:(dudes at 432k now…wow.)

[@timothyc3662]

Stg I just binge watched all his videos

[@Rzy150]

Fr

[@bentleyreynolds8577]

Same. Bro

[@bash7343]

Y’all should binge Sam O’nella if you haven’t. That’s where he got the inspiration from!

[@burymeinjhenny918]

FACTS

[@blackout995]

This guy is the spiritual offspring of Sam O'Nella and Casually Explained.

[@jmac6211]

He reminds me of racooneggs just less outta pocket

[@jer6579]

They're my trilogy of dry humor

[@felicityhoneycutt8570]

Casually sam

[@NastyMagic]

@@felicityhoneycutt8570 now its "mostly casually sam"

[@MrWoodii]

As a British person, this video gives voice to the rage I have felt my entire life. Most people just don't understand what I mean when I say "Typical British low expectations" whenever someone simply accepts something painfully mediocre.

[@LargeInCharge77]

Hanging on in quiet desperation is the english way

[@dipropraubha9434]

Wait so Britain was actually a communist country at one point?

[@robbiekop7]

It's the Ukrainian way now 😲

[@Youcanthandlemyhandle899]

😅

[@farawaysoclose9572]

Try eating pasta every day,

[@FreshHesh]

My gf's uncle went to britain to work in a hotel in the early 2000s and lost 50lbs in 6 months ☠️☠️☠️ said he dearly missed spanish cuisine.

[@imaingan4884]

im from the uk and i find it hard to gain any weight 😂😂

[@celineisamenace]

lbs?aghhh american things

[@oxouk]

I moved to the States in 87, and my Step Fathers Mother asked if I wanted "biscuit and gravy". To a person from the UK, that means a cookie and brown gravy. I thought to myself, "These yanks are fucking mad".

[@geekygalaxy4307]

Even putting gravy on scones (American biscuits are scones I think?) is absolutely horrendous. Worse even

[@highlander2319]

@@geekygalaxy4307 nah biscuits aren’t scones bruh

[@dawsonreum8096]

@@geekygalaxy4307 No, American biscuits are a type of bread.

[@mikaelaincase2157]

American food is actually the best. We have Cajun 🦐🥘, BBQ 🔥🍖, southern comfort food 🍗🥧, Chicago and New York Pizza 🍕 , Hot Dogs 🌭 , Superior Sandwiches 🥪 , Southwestern Cuisine/Mexican 🫔🌶, TexMex 🌮🌯, Texas in general 🥩 lol etc. etc. etc. 🥞🥓🍳☕️🥑🌽🧈🥔🧀🍸🍤I could go on and on. (Although I’m running out of emojis) You get the point. And yeah we also got Ham-Frickin-Burgers and fries! 🍔🍟 You want a milkshake with that?! 🥤😡

[@aimuna2934]

😂😂😂😂

[@kelekona5459]

The whole “butty” “toasty” thing is based on region. Cheese Toasty is universal cause you toast it, but for buttys they don’t necessarily need to be toasted so in some places it’s a “butty” in others it’s a “cob” or a “bap” or one of the other random names we give to bread, some places it’s just a sandwich. Welcome to Britain 👍🏻

[@mitchellvolz2698]

My girlfriend is from Coventry and they write it as bap but pronounce them "batch". So many localizations for everyone being so close together.

[@diavolosteddy7594]

yeah p sure americans call toasties grilled cheese? butty is just a butty

[@icedragon9097]

The list goes on... Sarnie just sounds so dumb 😂

[@suirall]

ive always thought of a butty as needing butter

[@LazarouDave]

@@mitchellvolz2698 Aye, batch is certainly a Warwickshire thing, got a few friends in Nuneaton, and hearing them call that shit Batch was a culture shock 🤣

[@ccityplanner1217]

0:23: In Britain, we only have pancakes once a year on Shrove Tuesday, and maybe also on your birthday if you ask nicely enough. As kids, we look upon the Americans having in breakfast a dedicated sweet meal every day as perversely decadent. 1:51: I can answer this. In British kitchens we have a device that heats up two slices of bread until they become hard & crunchy. A toastie is made using bread processed in this device. 3:25: You won't like Yorkshire puddings then. That's the same thing as toad-in-the-hole but with 0 sausages.

[@MostlyTrue]

Most people I know don’t eat pancakes for breakfast, it’s just a USA meme I guess. Then again I’m from California, I think sugary breakfast is more of a southern thing. So you know, I gotta pander to the largest demographic that watches my videos haha

[@ccityplanner1217]

@@MostlyTrue : Just because it isn't practically true doesn't mean we didn't still think that. A lot of Chinese people think British people always carry umbrellas everywhere. I don't even have an umbrella on account of my unfortunate habit of losing them.

[@grassytramtracks]

Having a French mother but living in the UK, this hits on another level. A toastie means you put the sandwich in a toaster after putting the filling in or under a grill so the cheese melts inside too

[@voice_0f_reason]

So it's grilled cheese?

[@usheen6774]

@@voice_0f_reason Yes, sometimes with extra steps, ham ect.

[@PeterW_1974]

@@usheen6774 a grilled cheese with anything other than cheese is a melt

[@usheen6774]

@@PeterW_1974 didn't know that. Thanks

[@stevenw.miguel]

@@voice_0f_reason it’s grilled cheese. Sometimes thin sliced ham and/or tomato is put in

[@prim4681]

my grandpa has this thing called a "two door recipe", basically, it's whatever he finds in the fridge (1) and whatever spices he pulls out the cabinet (2)

[@dannybeckett01]

LOL

[@silferbuu86]

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[@prodigyvoltzz5286]

What if he somehow ends up with 2 of the same food, does the universe implode?

[@mallardofmodernia8092]

Yooo same!

[@edwardtomlinson3384]

Sounds like the dreaded "kitchen mystery meatloaf" that was served the evening of 'fridge cleaning day at the parental table.

[@jhernandez2902]

As a man that dated a girl from the UK, I can say I was definitely surprised when she made me instant noodles and I could actually taste the seasoning instead of straight salt

[@zombiekiller225]

After a thousands of years we’re staring to learn how to season

[@SaddisticSpeller]

@@zombiekiller225 *After stealing the worlds supply of seasoning and thousands of years

[@TurquazCannabiz]

When you are surprised that someone is able to follow instructions on a packet

[@gusmalone2005]

Jokes aside we actually do eat a lot of decent food here in the UK and plenty of people can cook well. It just so happens that nearly all the good food over here isn't actually British food (exceptions are fish and chips, roast dinners, and full English breakfasts)

[@kaibotski4939]

They had to get something after that many years in India.

[@shakey215]

idc whenever i dont have beans on toast for a while, and then have it again, i forget how fucking spectacular it is

[@beyondbackwater4933]

Baked beans on toast, some butter and bit of melted cheese, absolutely amazing.

[@IvanIvanov-px9vj]

Have a gooooòd fart 😄

[@vreonix2592]

And a lot healthier than creamy pancakes.

[@Fvhlipe]

🤢🤢🤮

[@kevinprzy4539]

@@vreonix2592 lmao no not at all, tons of fat and oh yeah carbs.....

[@Aaa-ho3sq]

@@kevinprzy4539 do you not know what pancakes are? Beans on toast has more fibre, more nutrients, more protein, and less calories. It's clearly much healthier than pancakes.

[@ielapertia1527]

"British Cuisine" *proceeds to only talk about England like a true American*

[@hodgepodge51]

Didnt even mention haggis smh

[@kd4n347]

@@hodgepodge51 Scottish cuisine needs not a mention

[@wombataldebaran9686]

Isn't toad-in-a-hole a scottish thing?

[@optimisticnihilist3417]

@@kd4n347 you say that but haggis is delicious.

[@hodgepodge51]

@@wombataldebaran9686 No idea but its delicious

[@user-mw2vn7pv8n]

Baked beans are unironically amazing and even though the British aren't known for their cooking I love them for those.

[@CONRQUEST]

Cheers lad.

[@jimmyjohnjohnson9803]

Mexicans make better beans anyways

[@RealLifeBaby]

@@jimmyjohnjohnson9803 true, Mexicans just make good food in general

[@jimmyjohnjohnson9803]

@@RealLifeBaby the british also make bad Mexican "food"

[@bugguyonline]

SAME non-english/british person here so say i proudly LOVE baked beans, or tomato beans as we call them over here ❤️❤️❤️ (im norwegian)

[@bryanthegoalie5692]

1:08 hold up. The banana buddy man. Add peanutbutter to an end. This got me thru my deployments.

[@cryptoeli786]

America made a good choice to leave England

[@bnbnism]

The explanation behind Butty and Toastie is because a Butty doesn't necessarily have to be toasted bread, whereas a cheese Toastie is melted cheese on toast.

[@Wori17ben]

I'm not even british and i get that. It's that simple, but KZbint creaters are just acting dumb to get interaction which will help the algorythm.

[@bnbnism]

@@Wori17ben true lol same with the beans thing, meanwhile the have basically muffin scone type things with fried chicken in US

[@Elcore]

Almost right. Cheese on toast is an open-faced cheese toastie.

[@KingBritish]

A butty is never toasted bread what kind of Brit are you? A butty reffers to a bread sandwich.

[@Channel-23s]

@@Wori17ben ehh what happens when the baconbutty is toasted

[@bcbigdaddy0]

Didn’t even bring up the jewel of British cooking, the full English breakfast

[@holmes2528]

A.k.a the full Dell boy 🤤

[@s1nnocense]

It took me a while, but after touring the UK several times i learned to love the full english, mostly because everything you get afterwards is usually worse.

[@mosley3485]

And where was the deep fried Mars bar?

[@holmes2528]

@@mosley3485 has anyone ever survived one of those without going into a diabetic coma ?

[@samskordi6079]

@@mosley3485 Not particularly something you'll find everywhere in the UK, mostly just in Scotland.

[@manonymous4737]

I worked as a chef for 20 years and I still eat beans on toast, bacon sandwiches, cheese on toast…my favourite meal of all time is 2 eggs chips and a sausage

[@BobDude65]

I swear to god I've not laughed so hysterically at something in years, the vid is only 3 minutes long and my abs hurt from laughing. I'm a British guy who likes British food too.

[@rhyejam]

As an Englishman I did actually find this pretty funny, but for clarification. Cheese toastie is because the bread is toasted, normal butties have untoasted bread hence the name change. Toad in the hole is great just saying, it’s not dough though, it’s Yorkshire pudding with the sausages baked into it, which makes it like a million times better than just sausagey dough. Also we have pigs in blankets too but ours are just sausages wrapped in bacon, no dough at all. Keep up the good content tho mate

[@Calcrunk]

Thanks for saying what I wanted to do. Yorkshire pud is the food of Kings.

[@deadscale547]

Their "pigs in blankets" are just our Sausage Rolls.

[@efros2pumpernickel483]

@@deadscale547 Sort of except they use either Pilsbury croissant or bread dough and hot dogs, puff pastry and pork sausages are light years ahead of this.

[@efros2pumpernickel483]

Traditionally done with the turkey at Christmas.

[@martinthompson4707]

@@joeyondakeys use smoked bacon.

[@dantheman4908]

Being English this was a real adventure for me. I was offended, amused and sometimes I found myself agreeing with you.

[@justminibanana9128]

This comment right here, summed up every thought I had.

[@ActuallyCPOS]

I never figured out the appeal of mushy peas or any of their bland overcooked food, but he’s right on about the meat pies. We don’t really have anything comparable besides pot pie or pasties, there was just some… ineffable quality about them. Can’t explain it

[@ActuallyCPOS]

Oh, and Red Leicester does make the best cheese sandwich (sometimes sold as “Red English Cheddar” in the US)

[@peedubz7836]

@@justminibanana9128 Yep. I rarely comment on youtube videos but felt like saying something on this one, but Dan said it.

[@alpha_9997]

You put anything in 2 slices of bread in the uk, and its considerd a damn meal. “oh whats this? I stuffed my shit in between 2 slices of bread? Mmm delicious” your food chart is made up of grains and nothing else.

[@ImEmpTy295]

I love how he deliberately put fvcked up teeth on his dad since he’s british

[@thesenate4815]

"My dad was british" I'm so sorry

[@danielaf1487]

As an Italian who went to university in the UK and lived there for a whole decade... this was heart-warmingly hilarious! Actually traditional British country cooking is good, but very few people actually cook it, or even know the recipes in the UK. I was lucky to have a friend whose mother, who lived in Yorkshire, was an amazing cook and introduced me to some of the best traditional English dishes (all made from scratch, with fresh ingredients). I also had a neighbour during my time in London who was a very good cook and she cooked me some more traditional British recipes. But apart from these two women, all the Brits I've knows were either not very good cooks or had learnt to make stuff which isn't British at all. I'm actually surprised you didn't mention Marmite, by the way!

[@PSYCHIC_PSYCHO]

Marmite stinks of decomposing corpses, Satan's vomit and excrement all mixed together. British savoury meals are some of the most blandest; the only seasoning they use is salt and ground black pepper, even then they make the grave error of adding salt and pepper after the food is cooked. In order to create IMMENSELY pleasurable food you need the following basic ingredients: Chillies, variety of spices, ginger, garlic, onions, green peppers, tomatoes, and salt.

[@Rafael_Peixoto]

What is marmite? For some reason this sounds very similar to "marmita", an informal word in Brazilian Portuguese for a meal (usually lunch) that is in some form of recipient

[@PSYCHIC_PSYCHO]

@@Rafael_Peixoto Marmite is brown gooey stuff that stinks as bad as shit

[@vorynrosethorn903]

It's a sour spread that is used like jam, it is widely known as contentious as people generally either have an unhealthy obsession with it or have sworn a blood vendetta on the evil being whom invented such a thing to inflict on mortal man.

[@Rafael_Peixoto]

@@vorynrosethorn903 sounds interesting

[@authorjack]

The "Butty" is a reference to the butter that is spread on the slice of bread before the other toppings are added. Nearly all British sandwiches start with buttered bread

[@iamdopeasfcuk]

still doesn't explain why they call it a cheese toastie instead of a cheese butty. or does a cheese toastie not have butter, which would be weird because that makes more sense to have butter than a banana butty.

[@authorjack]

@@iamdopeasfcuk a toastie uses toasted bread

[@jasoncreamer5747]

The butter is essential, its almost half the taste.

[@jasoncreamer5747]

@@iamdopeasfcuk You cant have a cheese toastie without toasting it, you can have a bacon butty without toasting the bread.

[@monkfishy6348]

@@iamdopeasfcuk Cheese toasties are not the same as cheese buttys. A cheese toastie is cheese melted between two slices of toasted bread, under a grill. It's a hot meal. A cheese butty is just two slices of buttered bread with cheese between.

[@mayhewfisher62]

'Merican here and I went thru a phase where I had baked beans on buttered toast with a fried egg on top for breakfast every morning for months. I SO looked forward to that meal, but finally came to my senses and stopped for the sake of my child. haha. Scrumptious.

[@vincentlara4563]

This was seriously too funny! I was LMAO throughout the entire video. A friend of mine (a native New Yorker) spent about 6 months in London because of his job. It would drive him crazy every time he ordered food there and they always insisted on asking "baked beans?" as a side FOR BREAKFAST!!! He truly was not amused!

[@a_little_flame589]

yeah but we made full english which according to everyone other than Americans is significantly better than the American style breakfast

[@m.oninom]

@@a_little_flame589yeah every other country that you guys conquered 😂

[@a_little_flame589]

@@m.oninom yes like sausages because apparently we conquered Germany but this is a terrible argument about cuisine we are talking about quality of food not moral rights to make it

[@thoomish3556]

I'd like to point out that the cheapness of these meals appeals to the 3.2% scrooge dna we all have in us somewhere in england also: A toastie and a butty are different things because with a toastie you put the ingredients in bread and toast the entire thing bread filling and all. A butty is assembled and by the way the bread is NOT always toasted

[@gredangeo]

What do you mean you toast it all? You put the cheese on the bread and then toast it all as one? Wouldn't you get cheese in your toaster?

[@1reflect155]

@@gredangeo you use a grill or oven for a toastie

[@noahduncan126]

@@gredangeo No, it’s literally just the British name for the American grilled cheese. I don’t know why the video creator acted so strangely to this one, as an American I’m pretty sure this is something most of us have had

[@thoomish3556]

yeah kinda but we don't make it your way, I'd say 90% of the time you use something called a toastie maker which is kinda like a waffle iron for sandwiches, or if you made a panini maker cheap

[@kl7360]

@@noahduncan126 Except Americans fry a grilled cheese instead of grilling it and call grilling broiling.

[@JB-THC]

Beans on toast is one of those meals you never fancy but then when you have it it's bloody good. Butty is buttered bread/roll, toastie is toasted bread for a sandwich.

[@tobyo105]

They do bits for a hangover if u cba to make the full English tbf

[@JB-THC]

@@tobyo105 absolutely 👍

[@ProdLowhope]

@S G cba (cant be arsed) ahah

[@chickin-tendies7183]

Beans on toast is only valid when they are frijoles though, I've never had with baked beans

[@craigchampagne7797]

The ignorance on the toad in the hole section is breathtaking.

[@str8delco589]

This might be the best video ever

[@middle8medialtd960]

I miss everything listed. I remember coming home from school in the 80s and hopefully asking my mum what was for dinner. The depths my heart sank to on learning what awaited me. We (Brits) subsequently got hooked on Indian, Cantonese, Italian and Thai, and thus, happily continued our tradition of plundering others' treasures.

[@orangutanenthusiast5631]

Not really stealing when most of the domestically popular dishes of these cuisines were invented in the UK by natives and immigrants who brought it with them

[@middle8medialtd960]

@@orangutanenthusiast5631 Good point. Hao chi!

[@BAmalakas]

You can still make/buy everything on this list

[@MrStaffy3]

>>>/ck/

[@victorkreig6089]

I wouldn't call curry a treasure, it's literally a good for people so poor they couldn't make an actual meal

[@MrRKlef]

As a British person I can agree, however you missed out on chip buttys, crisp buttys, fish finger sandwich and fried egg and chips,these are all things that make me glad to be half Jamaican

[@DerKaktusAvant]

Can’t forget fish fingers and custard

[@nickhargreaves681]

@@DerKaktusAvant scuse me?

[@samskordi6079]

@@DerKaktusAvant Is that an actual thing or just from Matt Smith as Dr Who

[@andreapagano5147]

Not knowing wtf are those make me proud to be italian

[@diavolosteddy7594]

@@samskordi6079 just dr who lol

[@josephwest124]

About #2: Lifelong American here and one of my most favorite (gonna even call it "comfort food") is a banana sandwich, with mustard (preferably white bread and regular yellow mustard but I have gone with wheat bread and brown mustard--but that doesn't give the same comfort as the yellow mustard and white bread).

[@chaimafaghet7343]

American mustard is basically a dessert item. Get hold of some Colman's (you can get it here, try a Kroger) and see if you still like it on banana.

[@ilovebacon304]

The music in the background took me back to zombieland doubletap roadtrip 😂 the mission where you're escaping the grocery store.

[@thwoo-]

As a british lad, I have experienced all of these atrocities except for banana butties. A lovely british meal that wasn’t mentioned in this video is the legendary chip butty, there is also the battered sausage, cheesy chips and our version of pigs in blankets where the blanket is bacon

[@blanco7726]

And the pig is beans

[@rankcolour8780]

The most confused I've ever seen someone from the US was when I tried to explain what sexy/cheesy ships were.

[@McMullet97]

3:02 I think he's forgetting about the culinary delights of a sausage roll from Greggs. That shit slaps any toad out of that hole.

[@user-nx6hm8ul5l]

As another British lad, take bread, toast it, put banana on, put honey on, and then you have HEAVEN

[@rankcolour8780]

@@user-nx6hm8ul5l NGL, put some cinnamon on that shit too for authentic 'tropical toast'.

[@Shad0wz101]

As a British person I’ve never laughed so much and simultaneously been so offended at a non-British person discussing British foods. Especially the toad in the hole slander (FYI the “dough” is the best part!)

[@nettogames4268]

Same thing yorkshire pudding is made of, it's a treat in of itself :)

[@bobsyme3118]

Nah dude he's got a point,mines is normally covered in brown souce so it's all good

[@BlueZirnitra]

Plus it was missing gravy.

[@bobsyme3118]

@@BlueZirnitra Well said tbh🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👏👏

[@bobsyme3118]

I forgot a about this tbh,all I learned was other countries don't know what their missing... 1.beans an toast BANGING 2.fish chips an mushy peas BANGING 3.toad an the hole F'ING BANGING I honestly feel bad for the rest of the world,it's a goddamned shame if I'm honest... BLACKPUDDING..its amazing,have bacon an beans wie it.TRUST ME British foods banging,try it an see.🇬🇧🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿✊✊✊✊✊

[@jacobmacaree3063]

beans on toast is peak British cuisine. I fucking love it. Nothing else matters.

[@oskarengl8645]

oh yes the pasties are just SO delightful

[@scibus2593]

Toad in the hole isn't dough though, it's yorkshire pudding batter, so it's wayyy lighter and fluffier, so the ratio of sausage to "dough" is actually wayy closer than you think. Plus the yorkshire pud paired with gravy is amazing. In this essay I will

[@joelaw728]

Ol freedom food gotta be packaged conveniently to eat for peak efficiency in consumption. Cut a piece of this and a piece of that and eat it together? Nope, must grab entire ingredients and push into mouth.

[@tdaddy6505]

@@joelaw728 hell yeah don't waste my time

[@nutbastard]

Yorkshire pudding was always a dish we'd have at Thanksgiving, despite living on the west coast and having parents from Colorado. I'm not sure how my mom got into it. Her maiden name is Irish, but her father was Cherokee, further confusing the origins of that being part of our tradition. But you are 100% correct. Yorkshire pudding with gravy is insanely good. My whole family is dead so hopefully I get invited to a Thanksgiving this year and I'll have a reason to make some.

[@MintyRGC]

@@nutbastard that went from 0 to 100 real quick

[@nutbastard]

@@MintyRGC I may have overshared, sorry bout that.

[@connaeris8230]

As an Italian person, I'm actually envious of your meat pies. They look delicious. Everything else I can live without though lol.

[@blaynsaw1990]

You’re right they are delicious. I’d strongly suggest the bacon sandwich though. With a lovely pan fried egg with a soft yolk in there and a good coffee in the morning is amazing.

[@swahilimaster]

I thought Italians were legally required to be disparaging of any non traditional Italian foods circa around the arrival of the tomato.

[@jakelindsay268]

Lol first time I've seen an Italian have anything good to say about British food 😂

[@Beedo_Sookcool]

@@jakelindsay268 When we had a large influx of Italians and Sicilians at our casino, we had about fifteen of them.

[@Beedo_Sookcool]

Yup. Bacon sandwiches are amazing, and so is toad-in-the-hole, but you have to put gravy on it.

[@Arron_Mottram]

Beans in tomato sauce is unironically the best addition to any meal.

[@mayonags8239]

I find it so weird how Americans never judge any other nations food apart from Britain. Like, there’s people literally eating black, rotten eggs yet we get stick for beans on toast.

[@notme8232]

With other countries, we assume we're missing something that might make it good. With Britain, we know there isn't.

[@JoshuaTheBard]

@@notme8232 Nah you're just ignorant like most Americans and unable to comprehend having a breakfast that isn't a bowl of corn syrup.

[@WorldChaseTag]

Heinz baked beans on good quality granary bread (toasted) with grated cheddar cheese (mild) and a shit-load of chilli oil drizzled on top is goddamn delicious (NB I'm English).

[@MostlyTrue]

Haha oh snap is this the real WCT? Im a huge fan

[@WorldChaseTag]

@@MostlyTrue Cheers man, glad to hear it, I enjoy your videos a lot too!!

[@bran_rx]

I'm not english but damn that's the only breakfast I want.

[@dannybeckett01]

Damn straight that's a good meal

[@martinmcdonald4207]

Beans on toast is healthy eating when you are young living in your first flat!

[@xXBamboostick3Xx]

Brit here: the "butty's" are between *bread*. And toasties are between *toast*. A cheese toastie is not just a cheese sandwich, the cheese is melted and so much better. You would usually call it a "grilled cheese"

[@zacredington4776]

You are an americanised brit. Grilled cheese is about as British as McDonald’s.

[@timeless9940]

So butties are between RAW bread? Oh hell nah

[@xXBamboostick3Xx]

@@timeless9940 well a chip butty would actually be in a bread roll. Idk how Americans call them though. But yeah, butties/butty's are between buttered bread. Always gotta have butter or some kind of margarine on there. No dry ass bread/toast here.

[@callanc3925]

@@timeless9940 ya never had a sandwich before champ? Bread aint "raw", toast is just double cooked bread

[@sroth2021]

I don't know anyone who eats 'cheese toasties' I have 'cheese on toast'. Slap a bit of worchester sauce on there and you're laughin mate.

[@Corcim]

Our english teacher showed us this video and I was shocked to see it as someone whose subbed to you lmao

[@kiideva]

Black Pudding is that krabby patty SpongeBob found under the grill, and then Mr.Krabs took a bite out of it and got sent to the hospital.

[@MegaSMALLBOY123]

This is amazing bro. The structure and tone of these videos are so care-free and fun to watch. Hilarious and relatable. Subscribed! (btw, make more Kush content, you describe it so accurately)

[@NuKeRevin]

Facts this man described every single experience I’ve had whilst high in less than 5 minute

[@urmum3773]

@@NuKeRevin Cringe, lad.

[@chrisshipley2960]

the sheer amount my blood pressure went up when you said "a cheese toastie is just a cheese sandwich" and "why break the naming convention" BRUH ITS GOT "TOAST" IN THE NAME. IT'S A TOASTED SANDWICH. A BUTTY IS NOT TOASTED

[@enel8219]

Ok Gordon Ramsey

[@godlovesyou1995]

A butty is also normally a floury roll

[@darrengordon-hill]

Feeling RIGHT NOW!!! Go do some research, KZbinr!!! Imagine ordering a 'bacon butty' but getting a "bacon toastie" and NOT killing all the employees....

[@Noodlekdoodle]

@@enel8219 Idiot butty!

[@Giselbartecek]

Gonna cry? Maybe shit a little? Little pee?

[@Robstrap]

Bro called a bacon sarnie a butty

[@Robstrap]

Butty is a roll, also its called toastie because well its.... Toasted? Pretty simple

[@jimmywalker2287]

The cheese toastie is different in that the cheese is on the bread whilst it’s being toasted, compared to a bacon butty or sausage butty already being toasted when you put the stuff on it.

[@blus17]

Oh so you mean a grilled cheese?

[@matthewcoughtrey8383]

@@blus17 kind of… except it’s made in what’s like a waffle iron but for cheese toasties…. This is my culture

[@johnsteves9158]

@@matthewcoughtrey8383 but that is brilliantly convenient, just throw it in the iron and in a few minutes you have a delicious gooey grilled cheese🤤

[@Bruh-vp6qf]

@@blus17 it's different to a grilled cheese because it's cooked in an enclosed waffle iron type setup. It means there's more moisture trapped in the bread which makes the crusts nice and chewy and less dry compared to a grilled cheese

[@ThundorLord]

butties arent toasted, toasties are toasted

[@Bvggerffpls]

For all the non-brits, Black pudding is really very hit or miss in terms of quality and flavor as there are many different recipes and regional variations. Don't be put off by one bad experience.

[@Veladus]

Or DO be put off because you don't want to play Among Us with your food

[@samgyeopsal569]

I’ve eaten it a few times. It’s pretty good.

[@paveantelic7876]

pig blood is eaten literally all over the world

[@johnsshed995]

In all fairness I prefer the cheaper verieties that are sold in the supermarkets . But the number one rule is never fry it .Eat it raw, as its intended to be eaten .

[@blackarnold]

I always thought black pudding tastes like sausage, hence why I eat it ALOT

[@mrmervinjminky1536]

The humble ‘beans on toast’ is a healthy, tasty, cheap, quick and easy to make meal…a wholesome British classic 😋👍

[@Skyfoogle]

this is definitely an acquired taste from childhood because beans on toast tastes objectively terrible

[@chimpanzinc1790]

i love baked beans

[@Nation4]

Well there is nothing healthy about cheap white bread with butter and canned beans that have sugar. I mean some protein from the beans but the sugar, butter and white bread are basically poison.

[@StiofanGaillimh]

Absolutely love beans on toast, throw some scrambled eggs in there as well

[@ayuwidyawati8336]

Well I'm grown with good food, full of taste, full on spice but the taste of British food not so good in my taste buds.

[@MrClickity]

A sliced banana sandwich is pretty damn amazing if you add some peanut butter. The two really go well together.

[@Coldfront-sg3tt]

Okay brit

[@dnl6928]

I liked eating sanwiches with bananas as a child. I wasnt british i probably just thought “i luke sandwiches and bananas so if i put them together it will probably be good”

[@MrClickity]

@@Coldfront-sg3tt Brit? Peanut butter is an American thing, through and through. Add pickles and bacon to the sandwich and you have Elvis Presley's favorite snack.

[@nefertitib4313]

Or throw some chocolate, banana chocolate bread, but bake the bread wrapping the banana chocolate instead of using sandwich bread. Heavenly. But wait that’s too much work 😂 i put in almond butter, and some honey, some walnuts and toast them. Heavenly as well. Add some 🥛.

[@SkyIsThere.]

yeah but they have it with banana only

[@trailblazehaze]

Mate, we do have something called 'pigs in blanket', its called sausage rolls, they are a British staple, one of our major food groups, up there with beans on toast and 'mystery meat' kebabs from the guy that calls you Bossman.

[@dylanjohnson4624]

Lol innit “mate”

[@leon_-_-]

​@@dylanjohnson4624 lol "init"

[@JIGGAWAHT]

Pig in a blanket is a pig's innards wrapped in a pig's...outtards?

[@ChimpScape]

Pigs in blankets are not sausage rolls. Pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped in bacon whereas sausage rolls are sausage wrapped in pastry. I expected better from a fellow Englishman

[@alpha_9997]

Damn, you named a food after your whole population: pigs in blankets 👋🎤

[@PhantomSavage]

I've discovered, in my very limited experience with British Cuisine, that so many British dishes is literally something from your pantry or fridge + bread. The less sense it makes the better. Two kinds of starches? They don't care. French Fries and bread? "Chip Butty" Pringles and bread? "Crisp Butty" Just deadass plain white sugar? "Sugar Sandwich." Why not "Sugar Butty"? I'm convinced the goal is to confuse you.

[@kingzecromatic]

Have you ever had a chip butty ? If not then I challenge you to eat one and come back and TELL ME THAT SHIT IS NOT GLORIOUS! Not every work of art has to make sense

[@jamiemiddleton5587]

Getting some chips and sausage from a chippy and putting It all in a sandwich is glorious

[@aerisgainsborough2141]

@@kingzecromatic gotta use the best beer batter chips or wedges with the best fluffy white bread and drizzling best butter on it then smear some garlic sour cream over the hot chips and HMMM!!!!!!

[@spaghett5531]

Using pringles in a crisp sandwich is a disservice to crisp sandwiches, has to be walkers cheese and onion for me

[@optimisticnihilist3417]

Have you never bought a sandwich coke and crisp meal deal, and then added the crisps to your sandwich to give it a nice crunchy layer?

[@jeepmega629]

Step 1: Be Born In Britain Step 2: ☠️

[@jarrodderr]

I just subscribed because your fun as shit to listen to. Thanks homie.

[@Isaac-iv2kl]

A toastie is made using a toastie machine- a sandwich is not the same as a toastie. Calling something a sandwich would imply it was made using untoasted bread, with a couple of exceptions. Toasties only earn their nomenclature through their baptism à la toastie machine. A butty is usually made using un-toasted bread or a bread roll. If toasted bread (toast) is used, it’s made using a toaster not the toastie machine, hence the difference. Butty and sandwich are generally interchangeable. However, I find 'butty' is usually preferred when preparing breakfast items, such as a bacon butty/bap or a sausage butty/bap. Lunch items are normally referred to using 'sandwich', like a ham or chicken sandwich.

[@heroinboblivesagain5478]

Hmm. Someone named John who's an expert on toasties.. Do you have a Breville out back?

[@johnbo2488]

@@heroinboblivesagain5478 I do!

[@Isaac-iv2kl]

@S G that’s generally how languages are formed, mate.

[@Isaac-iv2kl]

@S G whatever you say mate.

[@CHLOCHLOLP]

i think its a bit fucked to say its not a sandwich if the bread is toasted, just as someone who makes sandwiches for a living and the majority of them i make are hot or toasted ones lol. Im not british, so that is a very shocking disparity to me. What would you call grilled or fried chicken sandwich with a toasted bun? a chicken toastie? or what about a club sandwich thats made with toasted bread? club toastie? lolol

[@christophersims3319]

Dude, if your dad is British you should know they absolutely wrap sausage individually they called sausage rolls and they are fantastic. Also, they eat some version of blood pudding in Spain, France, Germany and Scandinavia. It’s great too.

[@DaigurenXHyourinmaru]

Sausage rolls are almost invariably made with mince though and not whole sausage.

[@corey2232]

Just because other places eat it, doesn't mean it's good food 🤣

[@peterruf1462]

German blood pudding is delicious. The English version is propably great too

[@tostades]

@@DaigurenXHyourinmaru its just sausage meat without the casing, not mince

[@M0J0jojo]

@@peterruf1462 black pudding is amazing. It's not a proper breakfast fry up without it.

[@zoltank.9757]

You crack me up! I love number 8! Ratio! Whole section of just dough 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@differentman1878]

“The British Empire was created as a by-product of generations of desperate Englishmen roaming the world in search of a decent meal.” Bill Marsano. A US ambassador said "I must have had lamb and potatoes 180 times since I have been here. There are limits and I have reached them." xD

[@nicjames5003]

I love how at 2:37 passing the smushed peas gifts him with a magic grey rectangle behind him

[@MostlyTrue]

dude I can't believe I made that rookie mistake, didn't notice that until a few days after it was uploaded lol

[@nicjames5003]

@@MostlyTrue gave me a laugh, funny videos dude keep it up

[@MrSpherical]

Congrats on the fast growth man. I found your channel when you had 100 subs and posted on some subreddits. I also had very few then. Knew you’d go somewhere if you kept posting. Glad to see the algorithm push your content. Go get it!

[@ThundorLord]

ball

[@MrCreeperYT_Official]

hello there found you in the wild

[@Grey_Soldier_Productions1270]

Did not expect you to be here, but cool!

[@RotneybotOfficial]

woah its mrbeast!!!!

[@Percules625]

Aw just two animators being bros

[@itsallinthehead]

I could never get passed the concept of carbs on top of carbs like chip butties and potato salad sandwiches. Coronation chicken, on the other hand, deserves as much international recognition as fish & chips.

[@analyticalmindset]

Same , but I'm West African. Rice and meat with a vegetable stew like the Asians

[@spankyjeffro5320]

Quite simply, if you don't enjoy a chip buttie, you're an enemy of everything that is good in this world.

[@korndud]

Top tier video lol

[@eelacanth]

To clarify the naming scheme: Buttie = Sandwich Toastie = Toasted sandwich On toast = On toast PS black pudding is great, 99% of people who hate it have never had it

[@user-nx6hm8ul5l]

I'm in that 1% as a British lad

[@redhawkneofeatherman261]

I, too, am in that 1% as a British lad

[@user-nx6hm8ul5l]

The 1% expands

[@AlastairjCarruthers]

Absolutely true, everyone I ever met who claimed not to like black pudding had either never had it, or they'd tried it late in life and so went in knowing what it was made from, and that had grossed them out before they even took a bite. It's seriously delicious.

[@professionalgun6674]

Black pudding is the tastiest food in the world. Needs nothing to enhance it and as part of what Delboy calls "a health conscious fry up" if it's not on the plate then it's sorely missed, although double egg, fried slice, beans, mushrooms, tomatoes and bangers with a nice cup of tea get along well enough without it.....that's what HP sauce is for.

[@stuartkerr1012]

"Butty" is between two slices of BUTTERED bread break, not just break. The bread can be toasted before too. But "Toastie" is toasted after the filling is added. Unlike the US grilled cheese, toasties don't usually have butter, so it doesn't fall under the butty umbrella

[@commontater1785]

In the US, grilled cheese never has butter.

[@philstory2556]

@@commontater1785 thats cap you butter the outside when you throw it in the pan

[@paulferraby1202]

As a native Northerner who hates butter I can confirm that a butty doesn't have to be buttered, it's basically anything between two pieces of bread.

[@joshtowlerton6238]

@@paulferraby1202but like I feel like butty’s have something cooked between the bread

[@paulferraby1202]

@@joshtowlerton6238 not necessarily and I suppose it depends on your definition of cooked. Banana butties definitely aren't cooked but making cheese involves some cooking. I had childhood friends who liked sugar butties.

[@milo9528]

Man beans on toast is alright as long as it is hot but everything else we make is crap

[@danielswann2132]

this made me question a lot about myself

[@jasonwatts3920]

I love that you explain the reason why British food sucks, it's been a long held theory of mine but I never hear it discussed. I live in France so I'm constantly explaining to people "you don't understand, we had no food for years, all our recipes come from this time in our history and it's only now people are trying to improve things". We still had rationing for like years after the way.

[@oname7577]

no one says that shit tbh

[@BurningSkyy]

Some of the nicest foods of continental Europe are English foods, but Italian is probably the most preferred. English food is full of flavour and spices and make some of the most defined foods available. Unfortunately a lot of England can't afford to make that food or buy it, same applies to a vast majority of the world, English food is only bland if you can't afford good food, so is any food from another country.

[@qasleyton]

The fact you think this is how we eat is hilarious, it’s not Britain as a whole, it’s his psycho dad feeding him dog food😂😂

[@Hungabrigoo]

But, but, but... most of Europe was completely wrecked, some were bombed to oblivion before also falling under Soviet rule, after that it was terror/famine/terror, and somehow people did not forget how to make decent food. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@goopguy548]

Yeah, we had a good competition going with France for the best desserts then there were 2 world's wars 😭

[@mastersofpuppets92]

Permit me to explain to our Colonial cousins: A Butty (with a hard 't') is slang for any sandwich where you butter the bread so a cheese butty is a cheese sandwich with cold cheese either sliced or grated. What makes a Cheese Toastie is because the whole sandwich has been toasted which melts the cheese. See also; Ham & Cheese Butty vs. Ham & Cheese Toastie

[@facepuncher101]

butty doesn't have a hard t where i'm from in south london, in fact you don't pronounce the t at all.

[@Juddppnf]

Spot on, mr masters, spot on

[@Va1_1he_M0th]

I'm pretty sure I love this stuff.

[@hobbyart364]

Let's give a thanks to the supermarket and youtube for giving us real food

[@efros2pumpernickel483]

The US largely doesn't understand pies unless it is a dessert one, that they're pretty good at. Chicken pot pie is pretty much the only one that is widely available. Pasties and bridies are annoyingly referred to as "hand pies" and are generally only available if you live in Minnesota or make them yourself. Greggs would take this country by storm if they had the balls to invest.

[@Sevicify]

I honestly cannot understand how savoury meat pies and sausage rolls haven't become popular in the US, they're such a good quick food and I cannot imagine living in a place (I'm Australian) that doesn't have them.

[@NavyPheonix]

@@Sevicify The US doesn't really have a market for Mutton, which from what I understand is one of the original primary driving forces behind the meat pie industry. As far as sausage rolls, probably just because we have Pigs in Blankets already, including in miniature form. This may be personal bias, but most of our sausage consumption is either Italian cuisine, or directly grilled and eaten alone or with a hot dog bun.

[@Sevicify]

@@NavyPheonix The little research I've just done suggests that the pilgrims in North American colonies originally ate savoury meat-based pies based on recipes that they brought over from England, and for whatever reason over time they fell out of favour while sweet pies became more popular. I also don't agree a market for mutton would be important in driving a meat pie industry, meat pies can be made from any meat (or meat substitutes for vegetarians) and here in Australia beef is the most common used. As for sausage rolls it's just ground meat with seasoning & other mix-ins wrapped in puff pastry in the form of a log, it just gets its name from the fact that ground meat with seasoning & other mix-ins is typically called sausage meat. As with pies they are very versatile and can be made from any kind of meat/meat substitutes, I've even made them using canned salmon to great success, so I don't agree that the typical kind of sausages people eat over there really matters. I also don't think that pigs in blankets would have had anything to do with it, they're fairly different to a traditional sausage roll and their existence in other countries like UK and Australia hasn't affected its popularity. Considering the versatility, ease of making and convenience of both it just baffles me how they aren't popular over there.

[@joekennedy4093]

There's also pasties in Upper Michigan. Don't try to find them in Lower Michigan though.

[@DiMacky24]

Mennonite and Amish pies though, those are banger.

[@samanthawhittle1678]

am here to clarify: - Butty refers to a sandwich on toasted bread that has been BUTTERED - Toastie refers to a sandwich that has been toasted as a whole thank u

[@whateverreally1347]

… are you telling me that you guys eat bananas … on butter ??

[@lewis8200]

@@whateverreally1347 it’s not common but some people do, Usually old people. Some people add sugar too

[@luckiee_]

butty = untoasted toastie = toasted roll = in a bun, untoasted bap = in a bun, generally toasted. we put butter on all of these unless you're a heathen. also banana toasties (+bacon), toast sandwich, crisp sandwich, anything you can put between bread is god tier.

[@mosley3485]

@@whateverreally1347 I've never seen or even heard of a banana butty. The bacon butty is an S-tier classic though.

[@Robstrap]

The amount of misunderstanding in this video is crazy

[@deadlybunnies9229]

Cheese toasties cause you toast the bread with the cheese inside before you eat it, while with the others the bread isnt always cooked before eating

[@justanothercommenter5835]

‘Butties’ are generally sandwiches made with rolls rather than bread, kinda like a burger but not really. A cheese toastie is cheese between toast. Also black pudding is incredible and I will die on this hill.

[@ItsYaBoi-iy5fi]

I can attest to white pudding and black pudding, shit is fucking delicious with eggs and toast in the morning. I just discovered them like 2 years ago and I have been better off since

[@DistortedVortex]

Actually a Cheese Toastie is similar to a grilled cheese sandwich just squished together to make it into like a toast with melted cheese in it.

[@lewisreadman5743]

I would say a butty isn't toasted bread, but a toastie is always toasted. To me a bacon butty and bacon toastie are entirely different things. Btw, if this was stressful, please avoid the bap, butty, roll debate. Source: I'm British

[@iajimjam2355]

I am also British and I think as a nation anyone under 60 can denounce spotted dick

[@VikingKong.]

And you got toad in the hole a bit wrong. Usually you eat that with some veg and gravy, you don't ever have to eat pure dough. But it's Yorkshire Pudding so it's not that bad on it's own anyway. Also, whenever I've had pigs in blankets it was always sausages wrapped in bacon, not sure if that's actually a thing or not but it's good.

[@deepfriedhuman8732]

thank you for including the source of your information

[@christophcooneyoff]

YOU FORGOT BARM sincerely a northerner.

[@callumpartridge625]

In Scotland we call it a roll AND bacon, for some insane reason. Roll and sausage

[@xenon8117]

3:26 Someone hasn’t heard of Yorkies (Yorkshire Puddings) before and pigs in blankets are tiny sausages wrapped in bacon.

[@patrickbrowder6857]

All great stuff when you're singing, "PLAY UP POMPEY."

[@maxl3570]

1:50 well actually the term “butty” is usually defined by putting an item in between 2 *untoasted* pieces of bread, whereas the term “toastie” is given to an item in between 2 *toasted* slices of bread, changing the taste and texture

[@mariansheilamansilla6431]

Butty is a northern term not used in southern England.

[@Croft64]

Butty is a sandwich with butter on it and it tends not to be toasted. A cheese toastie is a toastie because it's toasted. If it was not toasted, it would be a cheese butty. If you put bacon on it, then toast it, it's a bacon and cheese toastie. Generally toasties are also made in a toastie maker, not just toasted bread used to make a sandwich. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[@Gooong]

exactly. Could you imagine if someone toasted a crisp butty? The sandwich would be a shrapnel grenade!

[@killitwithfire5852]

I will not have toad in the hole slandered, it's an amazing meal. Our version of pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped in bacon. Also we have something called a sausage roll which is a superior version of the US pigs in a blanket

[@taniadickson541]

As a Puerto Rican raised on delicious Carribean food I feel very bad , my condolences

[@androart1817]

Banana sandwiches are actually good tho. Buttys are not typically toasted but toasties are. We even have a contraption called a toastie maker which is kinda like a waffle press or whatever it’s called but you put a sandwich in and it seals the sides up for you so the cheese and optional additional ham or tomato stays in. But I prefer just doing it in a pan or under the grill. And we do have pigs in blankets but we wrap them in bacon instead

[@k.v.a.2041]

Yeah bro, banana sandwiches are the shit! Especially with a little extra brown sugar.

[@quinnmarchese6313]

i can see banana sandos being pretty ok, but wtf, do you not have the extra thirty seconds to spread some peanut butter or nutella on that shit? just seems boring and flaccid.

[@jackhughman282]

Throw some crunchy peanut butter in it and a tiny bit of honey, then we're talking.

[@zackolot]

Banana sandwiches are normal here but it's moreso to make peanut butter sandwiches have more flavor if you don't have jelly or jam.

[@the_local_bigamist]

Butty is only one of many slang terms for sandwich in different regions. I never heard it called a butty until I moved up north. Also, the reason a toastie is called a toastie is because IT IS TOASTED. Most sandwiches/buttys aren't toasted. The toastie is basically a bit like the American grilled-cheese but uses a toastie maker, which is kinda like a George Foreman grill made for sandwiches. And other thing, our bigs in blankets here are much better than the American version - it is literally a sausage wrapped in bacon. I'm surprised that Americans haven't stolen that one. As for the rest, only beans on toast, pies (in various forms and with various fillings) and toad in the hole are really eaten much, and they're all pretty good. Beans on toast is great - many students basically live on it because they spend the majority of their student loans on alcohol and this provides a very cheap, yet nutritious meal.

[@adamgreenhill110]

Plus with Toad in the Hole, there's nothing wrong with "getting just dough". It's Yorkshire Pudding. We usually eat that stuff on its own. Different type of dough

[@KevinMendoza-ur3hj]

Sorry to burst your bubble but we do have sausage wrapped in bacon. It just usually comes in hot dog form.

[@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t]

@@adamgreenhill110 Yorkshire pudding is made with batter, not dough. You can't wrap a thing in batter.

[@adamgreenhill110]

@@KevinMendoza-ur3hj That's different. Chipolata sausage + bacon is like nothing else, it becomes its own flavour

[@adamgreenhill110]

@@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t Yeah exactly

[@S1NG15]

Beans on buttered toast is legit, black pudding is legit, good mushy peas are legit and a toastie is a toastie because it is toasted and buttys aren't.

[@carsona2371]

A butty is a sandwich with toast instead of bread and a toastie is when the thing inbetween is cooked with the bread toasting it and melting the insides