MOTHER SIMULATOR

[@memesister3636]

"Just because I'm physically repulsed by picking up my own baby does not mean I'm a bad mom" - Markiplier 2018

[@TheNinjaNiky]

It's true though lol, babies can be gross. As long as you still take care of them, everything is fine😂

[@TheTruCloud]

I think Postpartum Depression makes this a lot more common

[@alycerichards983]

I was laughing too hard lol

[@Exyllr]

which is wrong

[@iclynnx]

​@@Exyllr Not really, you can be physically repulsed by picking up a baby with a dirty diaper or a messy face of food mush. As long as you still make sure the baby is cared for, it's not truly being a bad mom. Like, am I a bad aunt for not wanting to smell my nieces' poop? I still keep watch over them and make sure they don't get hurt. Technically they're toddlers, almost young children.

[@grasicais8214]

What's hilarious to me is that the father is never present to help with parenting but he's always there to lift the toilet seat

[@christalcavanaugh]

Exactly what I thought 😂

[@keo1758]

But the game is a TV show k

[@shabka5118]

@@keo1758 You ruined the joke

[@aprilbyyy1705]

Hi I wanna tell you Jesus Loves You So Much He Gave His Life for our sins so we can be forgiven from sin and Go To Heaven! Gods Love For Us Is Unconditonal

[@dancingkillerwhale]

That is the lesson of the game! And wash your hands after going to the toilet, before you eat.(re: food poisoning)

[@bl0w_fish]

Mark: "OH GOD WHY DID THE CONDOM HAVE TO BREAK" That one got me

[@authorlacey]

I feel like Mark's mom would be rolling her eyes through this whole endeavor

[@sophiatavarez8862]

I...uuuu..I love what you think but I don’t want too say something bad but I don’t think that that’s the only way I cannot say it’s bad UvvU X3 but I know what I’m actually thinking X3

[@highoff.jaelyn325]

Sophia Tavarez i just had a stroke attempting to read that

[@finnat_alk5375]

Sophiaffbfrqw Tavarez

[@Sadomasochisticdog]

Endeavor-

[@rabbitslaughter]

Endeavor?

[@bi.fruitsalad]

*”It’s not clean, it’s not fun, but it has to be done”* -*Mark F. 2018*

[@jw5386]

Did you forget how to spell his last name?

[@youareoneant]

@@jw5386 yeah, do you even know what an initial is?

[@jw5386]

@@youareoneant yes I just meant that maybe they only used an initial because they forgot how to spell it

[@ofwhateverrrrrr]

Those are 3 words that I live by😌

[@delicious1525]

ah yes, the great *Mark F. 2018*

[@purpleangelic7222]

I have never laughed so hard. Especially when he kept picking up the baby

[@tigerpaws9610]

Coolnerdy girl it's funnier when he made the baby rag doll

[@gachalife4ever962]

Same i like when he throw the baby in the window

[@Brandon11746]

Coolnerdy girl ikr

[@sarahstarling9446]

I almost died of laughter, I couldn't breath

[@Brandon11746]

Alexa Turner youre very cute in your pic 😍

[@gracefulkitten3337]

"I've only been a mother for about 30 minutes and I'm already extremely extremely done" -Markiplier 2018

[@bubbleberrybop7829]

How my mom felt about me. I was and still am a pain in the ass. 😂

[@ilovetoysandyomo612]

Gracefulkitten LLLOOOOLLL!!!!!

[@myineragony7001]

BubbleBerryBop78 me too after a while of being called a bad kid I started doing stuff on purpose 😂😂

[@bonniethepiratebunny6394]

Yus Just Yus oWo

[@f.b.i.7604]

It's cold enough that the floor is literally frozen and yet the baby is sitting in a cot wearing nothing but a diaper. *10/10 parenting*

[@playmary123]

busted

[@viixx_n]

LMAO 😭

[@thatbishdez5303]

Mark: Hello everybody today I am playing Mother Simulator *20 mins later* Mark: I have lost the baby

[@believemeyouarelovely1992]

Omg 😂

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

God damnit mark

[@abbyabera3634]

marks gunna be the best dad ever i bet you my channel :-D with no vids and one sub lol

[@OmiB2003]

🐕💨

[@SophisticatedClover]

DAD: U LAST MU BUBY NU MOM:I LOST THE BABY TRYING TO PUT HIS NAPPING ON

[@heidiv9539]

I died when he tried to throw the baby oot the window and.... *THE BABY STARTED ACTING DEMONIC*

[@shazziec3610]

Heidi Vinson time stamp?

[@megarayquaza9054]

@@shazziec3610 if i were you ill just watch till the end

[@goldfishcrackers1463]

He was mad and became a demon

[@isoftidemoni9421]

*ＴＨＥ ＢＡＢＹ'Ｓ ＧＯＮＥ* *ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＮＵＣＬＥＡＲ*

[@hihi15yearsago56]

13:08

[@anni3805]

22: 26 *Mark making a disgusted noise* “Just because I’m physically repulsed from picking up my own baby does not mean I’m a bad mother” I’M DEAD😂😂

[@thepupperdogarmy8419]

Her said 'Mom' not "Mothe" BTW

[@mbeatrizdias]

He's Mother Material ;-; totally

[@bendyxaliceborisxfelix2574]

Anni Merc ye that made me laugh so hard Lol

[@teresa6831]

Anni Mer

[@aventure-secomalayza5876]

Anni Merc frendis🤔

[@ariannasomera5944]

Mark:NO PUT THE BABY DOWN * Picks Up Baby * Mark: PUT THE BABY DOWN * Picks Up Baby again * Mark: PUT THE BABY DOOOOOOOOWN I was DYING

[@strawberrypimp5347]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FullmetalDabi]

14:27 Jumps scare baby!! Lol 😂

[@FullmetalDabi]

21:36 Put the baby DOOOOOWN!!!! Timestamp 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying

[@alexconn7473]

it's like put the cookie down put the cookie down now

[@boo6494]

@@FullmetalDabi thanks

[@karsata]

I just can't with Mark being scared everytime he accidently pick ups the baby xD

[@WendySpeedpaints]

Lol

[@Typhanie1]

As a mother of 3, I can tell you the realest parts of this were Mark screaming "Where is your father?!" And the baby throwing everything you hand it as soon as you give it to them...😂

[@pup_lucid3324]

agreed 100%

[@pup_lucid3324]

with Tiffany

[@pup_lucid3324]

Tiffani Bolstad sorry I spelled it wrong g first

[@rynesko4352]

Ivana Dostoyevsky You clearly do, since you cared enough to comment.

[@Typhanie1]

Marissa Foster that's okay, everyone does lol

[@kass2204]

Baby: *cries* Momiplier: *DISGUSTED* TF DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME KID?!?!

[@thatonegirl5220]

Wait why would momiplier say that? She's like, the best

[@seans.silly.little.life.]

Momipler is Mark's mom.

[@unus-annus]

@@thatonegirl5220 they are talking about ma rk

[@unus-annus]

@@seans.silly.little.life. as a m om

[@jovitak5863]

OOF😂😂😂😑😑

[@wanderingwolf2606]

I can just see Amy going about her day and randomly hearing "HEY, its tough being a mother!"

[@hansfavoritebbyboy]

🤣

[@evelyn-cq9fs]

Mark: Accidentally picks up the robo-baby Mark: *Almost pukes*

[@gracedog_art_gml2924]

OW! This comment made me laugh and I was drinking my milkshake.

[@runahoka1075]

@cat GIRL Why must you say that?

[@ok.ok.6932]

I feel like if Mark were to have a kid and someone asked if he was ready he would respond with "I played Mother Simulator, I think I'm well prepared."

[@NeoMatrix5]

Mark is going to make the best Mom one day. "I have to poop" "Blue duck wheres the blue duck" "Nooooo, put down the baby"

[@TheMucusMan]

Yea that's about what I was thinking 😂

[@woteveruk1]

@@TheMucusMan i was thinking more along the lines of mark - i need to poop *puts baby in toilet and takes a poop*

[@collateralPersonified]

"Now I get it, I'm not supposed to beat the baby." Thats going in the quote book.

[@AngelWingsYT]

*mark dances with baby* *drops baby out the window* *walks away like nothing happened*

[@ExtremusStupidus]

Thats a fake heart you have right there

[@SolomonKeenan]

I normily dont find "poop" amusing but more immature, but I was dying when he said "NOOOO MY POOP!" ( 19:23 )

[@suritheirken6291]

Same here.

[@Inamichan]

Mark getting jumpscared by his own baby is hilarious 😂

[@aceadventure5812]

imanasaurus rex It is, I lost it every time he got jump scared!

[@shelliblossom8953]

I laughed so much when it glitches and he couldn't put the baby down

[@wowdante]

13:23 "Oh come on! It's tough being a mother.... aaaand blam in your mouth. Nothing wrong with that is there? Nothing wrong at all. Oh yeah baby, that's good *WHAP* Well you hit yourself in your face." That entire thing out of context had me rolliing!

[@tawneyminks5723]

Wife: Honey can you put the baby in the crib? Markiplier: Okay Wife: Thank you Markiplier: *in background* KOBE *yeets baby into crib*

[@xxcheetahkinzxx8963]

Mark, leave motherhood to Amy. XD

[@MaxWorth12]

How about Mark put the baby in the toilet.

[@xxcheetahkinzxx8963]

@@MaxWorth12 Oh boy! XD

[@TheMzSippi]

Mark: KOBE!🗣️🙌👶🏻. BABY: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (CRASH) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@okanagancustomtrucks2732]

wow

[@PikachuJackskeling94]

OMG when the baby got stuck in the window and was twitching like a demon I started laughing so hard I began to choke on the candy I was eating.

[@shay202008]

PikachuJackskeling94 I couldn't stop laughing. I laughed until I literally cried.

[@jaxguerrero8830]

Hi pikachujackskeling94

[@jaxguerrero8830]

I am a youtuber

[@ReaverofSouls-5280]

Same I couldnt stop laughing deamom baby

[@johant6952]

Lol😂💀.

[@SacredSpirit1337]

I was laughing so hard I gagged when the baby jumpscared Mark. It’s basically 11PM and everyone else is sleeping.

[@adventuresofrandomness]

Same here except for my dad he's being a butt and watching TV

[@laylathelpsqueen65]

14:26

[@SacredSpirit1337]

@@laylathelpsqueen65 yup!

[@arandomlonelykawaiipotato3628]

I though the first task was “eat the baby” not “meet the baby”

[@messyalien5164]

Gonna Boil some Baby's or something

[@lLikeToast]

The best way to cook a baby is to deepfry it

[@alexander_yoko]

Lol

[@gracedog_art_gml2924]

O.o

[@jacksonrich7881]

Meet DaBaby

[@livia-9358]

"I wasn't ready for the sassy baby"-Mark 2018

[@gluecan3337]

To be honest, who WAS ready for the sassy baby?

[@livia-9358]

GlueCan I sure wasn't

[@ajpog2946]

*"I wasn't ready for the sassy baby"*

[@amrfox732]

i laughed so much on this sentence hahahahahahaha

[@Inkaloo]

BluShadowAthena AJ Markiplier 2018

[@giannarighi2168]

"I don't know why we would live in earthquake central!" ...Mark, you live in Los Angeles. You live in earthquake central.

[@majingucci9827]

Gianna how do you like this youtuber he is more trash then Logan Paul you got bad tastes

[@giannarighi2168]

Ymir Reiss I like his content and I think he's funny. It's okay if you don't like him. I don't understand why you're in the comments on the video if you don't like him, though.

[@mxya707]

Ymir Reiss how is Markiplier trash...he actually cares for his fans and is such a funny person!Now get the frick off this channel if you don't like him.

[@mogwaigiggle]

Ymir Reiss Hmm, I don’t recall Mark filming a dead body and monetizing on another humans suicide. What I do remember is Mark does massive amounts of work for charity for suicide prevention and awareness. But yeah, Mark is “more trash” than Logan “I’d do anything for attention” Paul.

[@DJ-bg6dc]

Ymir Reiss get out of here...Mark has done nothing of the sort to compare to Logan Paul

[@thawhitecletis4569]

i was laughing so hard when mark said "Why Did The Condom have to Brake"

[@justsomegirlwithoutamustache]

break

[@firockfinion3326]

You know, you don't need a computer to play this game for yourself, but you need a co-op partner and it takes about nine months to install.

[@teafox8]

Firock Finion clever

[@salle6307]

Firock Finion Too bad you cant quit. You need to nolife it for few years.

[@borktehspork]

If you wanna quit you gotta hand the game off to someone else or shut down your computer, although that erases everything on your computer.

[@tigerpaws9610]

I wonder what DLC it has lmao

[@RequiemPoete]

Literally years worth of game play.

[@jimios1]

*puts baby in the toilet* *shits on baby* *gets minus points* Mark: " _Oh I'm sorry I didn't put the seat down that's what' wrong about this equation_ " I freaking died...xD

[@TristanFPersonal]

"DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO EAT" - Mark "Now You Also Need to Eat ." - Game "BUT WHYYYYYYY?" - Mark Thanks game for a quick answer....

[@ellie51010]

Tristan Fritz xsss v v v v v v v vvv v v v v v v v vv nnnn mnbvcxzsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss 9996666666666666666666666654332bvxzzxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbfzcxaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaf‰44£_&&7

[@isoftidemoni9421]

@@ellie51010 im sorry but did you have a mild stroke??

[@roseJodinson]

I am a beautiful person who is the best for you to be a good day doing what you doing today my love you too much for the first time in the morning and 6:08 6:09 6:12 6:12 6:12 6:12 6:13 6:13 6:13 6:13 6:13 6:13 6:14 6:14 6:14

[@chloemerry753]

Mark: says literally anything The comments: *it's free real estate*

[@nicholasanderson8616]

Accurate. Comments these days are low effort.

[@whenyoucantthinkofagoodnam3765]

Honestly though lmao

[@meepsonthestreets4]

It's free realastate

[@absterasgard1528]

especially if it sounds gay out of context

[@chloemerry753]

@@absterasgard1528 fr

[@millashidraws885]

Poor Mark He wasn’t ready for the responsibility of being a tv show mother Still I’m ready for the next episode of motherplier’s manor

[@confusion.exeslife5746]

MillAshi Draws YES

[@millashidraws885]

Marshmallow Lemon WE ALL WANT IT!

[@mackoi.mallo6786]

Why did that condom have to break...?!" _Mark F. 2018

[@johant6952]

Mackoì Gaming Bruh😂😂💀!

[@jenibeni2495]

Feels bad

[@fxx.194]

Why...why, IS THIS SO FUNNY! XD

[@jaydengilbert5964]

That damn thing broke-_-

[@annlakes24]

you need a more reliable condom

[@baileygames2172]

I almost spat out my noodles when the baby made a sound and you responded with "WTF DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME KID!?!?!"

[@lailascheerworld7577]

lmao

[@audreyampora1833]

This video came out 2 months after my twins were born but I'm glad I'm watching it for the first time now. I'm halfway through the video right now and its funny and shows somewhat into what it's like to be a mom. I've gotta say that I like that you can make points from shooting the diapers into the trash can. It's the little wins that kept my sanity in tact for the first year lol.

[@blazingbbq4800]

Being able to transition from a very emotional and inspiring video (the previous video) to a goofy video like this makes Mark one of the best KZbinrs of all time.

[@walkingtalkingdread]

Blazing Coal I agree with you totally. That’s the reason why mark is my favourite KZbinr

[@jaxguerrero8830]

Yeas

[@groumore]

*N000OAAAAOOO000!* *I DIDN'T PUT IT DOWN* *PUT DOWN-* *PUT DOWN THE BABY* *PUT THE BABY DOWN!*

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

This is the police, put the baby down

[@tebbssorsomething]

Chocolatex Chocobun I love your profile pic!

[@doritosareyammy]

laughed too hard at the baby in the window

[@lonergamergirl]

Same! XD

[@pkkmain]

SimplyOna, YES XDXD

[@cyberangel5302]

ME TOO LOL

[@whatsinaname4971]

And Mark's reaction to it.

[@spriteguy4050]

for me it was the jumpscare

[@aaronbiggs7343]

Anyone else watching this hearing Mark yell "Kobe" in 2020? Cus oof that shit makes me sad

[@sleepymoth938]

I was literally looking for a comment on that. and I have found it.

[@shaniquedouglas1685]

Yup rest in peace kobe

[@thegirlsquad2167]

Rip kobe

[@olivia8025]

who was Kobe? I am new

[@shaniquedouglas1685]

@@olivia8025 a basketball player that died in. A plan crash with his daughter

[@madielynnkennedy7049]

I love how you freak out were you put the baby down and it makes you hold the baby. And when you lagh

[@victoriawaters2618]

*immediately prepared for multiple dead babies*

[@potatocat2688]

My favorite part was when the baby got stuck inside the window and he said NOPE

[@twinostrich8045]

girly gamer Imagine the lights going out and coming back on and the baby is just gone.

[@potatocat2688]

Thomas Strauss i would have ran if that would of happened

[@twinostrich8045]

girly gamer It wouldn't have been too out of place, what with Mark seemingly unable to put it down. Just turns into a horror game.

[@potatocat2688]

Thomas Strauss lol

[@charlottelacombe3276]

girly gamer it is really funny!

[@rylie7843]

The jumpscares actually scared me-and then I started laughing uncontrolably like a psychopath xD

[@phantomboy2889]

When he dropped the baby out the window made me laugh way too damn hard

[@stargirl7646]

Gothic Tragedy Me too! I was over here dying trying to laugh silently (late at night here)!

[@alexie101010]

SAME lmaooo

[@LegendOfLink102]

My stomach hurt so much from laughing 😂

[@lovelenivy]

SAME IM CRYING

[@breezyjeanz23]

I just love that Mark can make any game even more funny than it already is.

[@hallusin]

Twentyønepiløts Løver i found the clique ((: |-/

[@hannaadkison8148]

I am 24 weeks pregnant and regret everything now because of this.

[@adventuresofrandomness]

Don't rethink anything because you will actually have material instincts also carry your baby whilst making it food also remember that the human body can live without food for 3 weeks but not water also that doesn't apply to children

[@djones148]

It's both worse, and better, than this... what Mark didn't experience (because of the game after all,) is the soft part of being mom. The little moments when your child looks up at you with perfect love. ❤

[@DogDogGodFog]

@@adventuresofrandomness 'material instincts'

[@willfahey6348]

Oof! Btw, how did it turn out?

[@tigerpixieprincess]

Me, 24 weeks, seeing this comment: oh.

[@terralanceable]

“kobe” hits a bit differently now

[@gothyfroggy8581]

Right 😭

[@BrightAsDawn]

Oh... OH

[@joemattingly3610]

Not as hard as he hit the ground

[@lostrawberryjimin623]

@@joemattingly3610 IM DONE

[@scootermeatbaal5642]

shut up

[@biteme6810]

*Just because I'm physically repulsed by my baby doesn't make me a bad mother* - Mark

[@TheReZisTLust]

A Man Of Culture "by picking up my baby"...

[@cehsseypawn]

*Uhm. No. It’s*::: - Mark, 2018

[@touchedvenus]

So, hilarious story, I've been sick so my husband is taking care of the baby while I rest. This morning when I awoke I found out my husband and our daughter had quite the adventure while I was unconscious: 1- For some reason he didn't notice she had figured out how to get in the diaper pail 2- Apparently while he wasn't paying attention she removed poop diaper and smeared the poop all over herself and the floor, and apparently also ate some of it 3- He gave her a bath, dressed her, cleaned up the poop and is planning to shampoo the carpet today because of the incident 4- Because she ate poop she vomited all over herself after the bath 5- So he cleaned her up again and now she's in a dress and things seem to be back in order, lol Bottom line, I, the mother, am not allowed to be sick. XD

[@TheJaggedCarpet]

He honestly sounds like a good father.

[@touchedvenus]

He is such a good father and husband. I couldn't be more thankful.

[@beyondeternity4124]

I am so sorry! 😂 Sounds difficult 😂

[@rylanthestrange146]

I wish I could hit "like" on this comment enough times to properly express how much it made me laugh. That's just the absolute best story. XD

[@Demented13]

at least you have an embarrassing story to tell her future dates, lol

[@alexandregiaccheri]

I wasn't expecting to get jumpscared in a video like this. .-.

[@TheGenomario]

Alexandre Giaccheri Wait where?

[@frostchill._.2479]

Where?

[@two1384]

waitwha

[@dynasdl]

When?

[@sydyym617]

im guessing when he kept on picking up the baby?😂

[@gummygoo2]

"It seems your robot-kid made pee"

[@messyalien5164]

Hmmmm? Turns out it's Lemonade!!

[@epsilonthedragon1249]

Holy cap that moment when Mark threw the baby into the window and it started glitching. I shouldn’t be laughing. Why am I laughing?

[@shuichisaihara5646]

That One Random Gamer that baby will be thrown over board sailing the seven seas

[@RandomPerson-gt1jt]

“Time to get the bread off the poopy floor” Hmm I wonder why he has food poisoning...

[@cecilutsler3040]

What a freaking mood!!!!!!

[@familytingzoyea6940]

OMG XDXDXD

[@explotionmurderking531]

Mark: Oh it's a show! :D Wilford: *breaks door down* DID SOMEONE SAY SHOW

[@jeejypeej]

*Bim Trimmer breaks another door down* DID SOMEONE SAY SHOW AGAIN?

[@daubernoob2307]

Bill Cosby: BABIES AND A SHOW?!

[@feelinfine.6598]

Did someone say STAGE?! ☆Mettaton☆

[@Sketchguy1248]

I don't get it.😞

[@LyricaSilvan]

It's related to Mark's Imaginary alter egos. You'd have to be caught up on a lot of his content to fully understand. It's just...not something that can be properly explained. XD

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

"It's like a goddamn Slip-n-Slide in here"

[@jamesmcbryde312]

It got to the point where picking up the baby didn't scare me, just burst out laughing.

[@tarbearmsp4635]

So true

[@kittee6409]

Can I get "it's not clean, it's not fun, but it has to be done" on a tee shirt?

[@bruh-ub8vp]

Olivia D'Angelo XD lol order one for me too

[@lydialukes522]

This is the most accurate statement for mom life.

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

It's cold enough that the floor completely froze without being wet...But the water in the faucet flows just fine.

[@ShadowT5r]

And now if Mark and Amy ever discuss having kids, Amy can look at this video and go “no”

[@theirishman111]

Genuinely surprised he didnt try to thro- right as I was about to say that . . . He chucks the baby.

[@ihaveaprofilepicturebutitw3527]

The Irishman , I was gonna ask something but,... I saw your name. IMPOSTER JACKSOAP!!

[@juliarhoden8998]

Listening to mark angrily shout kobe as he fails throwing the dirty diapers is great.

[@jornnightmane2175]

Ok, who agrees of seeing this animated? X3

[@jonathanlummus8454]

Jorn Nightmane, 100%

[@PlotMasterX]

This is almost definitely going to be animated by somebody. If not, I'm going to be sorely disappointed. X3

[@DebatableSnowman]

Jorn Nightmane I just commented that

[@TROYSMOMMY2004]

1,000,000,000,000,000,000% plz make this thing

[@demonslife]

Jorn Nightmane lol lix would be awesome for doing an animation version of this

[@ti9erlilly]

"Why do I have to eat?!" Lol, as a mom of 2, I ask myself this question often, because I forget to eat, frequently.. 😅

[@maddyeilers6002]

me- "I don't want kids" my mum-"WHAT WHY" me- *shows her this video*

[@ellaslone3869]

Mother: * yeets out window*

[@gachaskits4682]

Lol what she say

[@awesomesauce5350]

laughs at British joke

[@c.h.k.ntenders1708]

Mom:that makes sense...

[@that_loserrr912]

Loll😂😂😂😂😂

[@merymcsusa]

" *AH I HOPE THIS IS GOING IN MY MOUTH* " ~Markiplier, 2k18

[@jaxguerrero8830]

Hi

[@Ghostfoxkori]

😏

[@phoenixthedutchie149]

NOOO I GOOTTA POOP PUT DOWN THE BABY PUT DOWN THE BABY * immediately picks up * NOOOOOOOO PUT DOWN THE BABY * repeats* AAAAAAGGGGGH PuT tHe BaBy DoWn!

[@BeyondxDescription]

The real moms watching know...sometimes you just take the baby with you. Like, are you even a mom if you haven’t shoved a cheese stick in your mouth, popped a bottle/boob in the baby’s mouth and took the whole party to the potty?

[@sleepy9611]

@@BeyondxDescription wut?

[@KichouKix]

21:34

[@jovitak5863]

OMGGG 😂😂😂 put the BABY DOWNN😡😡😡😡 thats ....annoying listening to that...

[@altf4582]

@grape juice how is it rude?

[@MrDrew33isme]

“PUT- DOWN P-PUT DOWN THE BAABYYY AAAHHHH PUT IT DOWN” ~Markiplier

[@KichouKix]

21:32

[@rubyrose9258]

As a daycare teacher, I can say this is accurate

[@marissacalafaty9076]

wow but you are watching stuff that has cursing

[@bizlemke8373]

Poop does in fact get on the ceiling and walls and floor and people. -_- Children are amazing, but also horrible.

[@phlstriker6899]

did he curse once in this video?

[@Djstudiosgold]

Do you eat and shit that often though?

[@rubyrose9258]

Danny Jaycox not really. I mean, I work in the one year old room and we have to.change them every 2 hours, unless they go before then, which happens a lot.

[@frottlemi5301]

when mark put the baby in the window and it spazzed I lost it :'D

[@user-cd2lk1tv3s]

Frottlemi I did too

[@Jo---Jo]

Frottlemi SAME! 😂

[@archive-of-angie]

I giggled for some reason when you kept doing things you weren’t supposed to with the baby.

[@sisilessthan3]

9:15 hearing him yell Kobe :(

[@Mary_is_boredom]

I knowwww...

[@BiancaBlade]

I want it known that as a mother I have literally used the phrase "Wow poop on the ceiling! That's impressive."

[@ocupersgmail]

.....would you mind telling us that story? I'm incredibly curious how poop has gotten on the ceiling

[@amberstoddart5814]

I have used the phrase "No. Licking the concrete is NOT okay." And "Stop touching the dogs butthole." Because to children, nothing is off limits.

[@BiancaBlade]

It was the sign my son was ready to start potty training. He took his diaper off and threw it. It stuck to the ceiling for a second and then slowly peeled off. It was not my favorite mom moment.

[@ariadnekamenos8003]

“Why did the condom have to break??”

[@humppytheclown7075]

Significant Not Your Type i died when he said that

[@-xx_honeytea_xx-]

Significant Not Your Type lmao

[@dragondog7304]

Lol

[@that1foorich187]

Why?!

[@idkidk-st2cg]

Lol

[@beller6719]

14:26 I screamed *so loud* And then preceded to laugh about it

[@lukeyoung2256]

By far, my favorite parts is when he's scared by the baby. 😂

[@billyboi3380]

Boo!

[@singularitae3807]

Isabella Wilson ME TOO

[@enismasked1961]

Proceeded*

[@vampiregirl1243]

Im crying and laughing so hard when Mark accidentally dropped the baby out the window

[@cehsseypawn]

14:20 WHEN THE BABY “Jumpscares” MARK, Look at its EYEBROWS

[@cinnamonroll4773]

Oh my gosh thank you for this I'm laughing so hard rn! 😂😂😂

[@hibye1681]

xX Sunflower Sunset Xx ok..

[@wingardiumlachancla9078]

XDD

[@roboticfalcon21]

"Ok, easy peasy, lemon squeeze my nipples." - Mark 2018

[@johnwood7603]

Momiplier

[@PawWolf]

NOW IM AS STRONG AS A BAAARGE yep his mom a he would girliplier

[@Nik-ml7fw]

NOW IM AS STRONG AS A BAAARGE OMG YES

[@r.l.e.9082]

She would be so proud

[@AtomicMurd3r3r]

Correction: Mumiplier X, Mumiplier (marks mom) would be so proud 😊

[@bess5673]

Momiplier has a nice shirt.

[@theamazingalex99]

markiplier: “ohhh boy- shit iS BUILDING” crowd: boos

[@YoungVinny]

Moms must be really good at basketball.

[@trippysnow3791]

333 likes in 3 hours

[@faizalf119]

Y.V-Young Vinny Kobe!

[@xdmemekid8019]

Yo i see ur comments alot there hella funny

[@BambiTimes]

Y.V-Young Vinny Or in Mark's case really bad lol

[@WhoStoleMyHappiness]

Y.V-Young Vinny How did you get so much likes in just 4 hours?!

[@georgelkelley]

Whenever he picked the baby up out of nowhere I freaking lost it😂 and when the baby started twitching in the window that’s the most I’ve ever laughed at one of Marks videos omfg😂😂😂😭😭

[@marissawinchester6798]

Imagine having to do all that except the baby keeps bashing it's head off everything, screamed bloody murder every night, got out of it's crib and fell down the stairs all the time and kept climbing into the hamper and when the baby learned how to walk it would knock EVERYTHING over so much it earned the nickname 'Dr. Distructo' that's what my mother had to go through with me

[@marissawinchester6798]

oh i do, cause if i don't then she reminds me of everything she had to put up with

[@JerryLantz]

How are you still alive?

[@marissawinchester6798]

oh it's a shock to all of us that i'm still here

[@KyrstOak]

Marissa Moore - lol

[@kerithcollins5558]

Marissa Moore I

[@themoonrenegades]

Mark casually dropping the baby down the window had me dying.

[@tori8209]

"Ehmm excuse me, but why is there lying a naked baby in the trash can?..." Mark: "SHUT UP, I'M A GOOD MOTHER!"

[@wastedcabbage2741]

*How to get rid of a baby* Step 1: Have a little dance with it. Step 2: "Accidentally" drop it out of the window. Step 3: Success!

[@yoinker6985]

Right on target

[@c10v3r]

Martin Boogington Bingo! Right in the dumpster!

[@justagirlconstantlychangin7134]

I hear the harder you throw it at the wall the more likely it is to stop crying

[@elkomom6860]

kinda mean don't ya think? I'm a child ;-; and i have a brother and id rather not have that happen

[@watermelonthedogfox]

step 4: get arrested

[@victoriaasenjo524]

Now you know how Momiplier felt.

[@amberbaker6442]

17:10, my mom was right next to me and she gave me the "what kind of weird ass shit are you watching now?" look 💀

[@DragoNate]

**Is repulsed by physically touching her own baby** Best mother ever!!!

[@BulletproofMarshmallow]

I have 3 kids, worked in day care for 7 yrs and this is all exactly it lol.....Dont get me wrong motherhood is wonderful but it is not easy...

[@megarayquaza9054]

oh ok it seems like im gonna be a good father but also a TERRIBLE ONE!!! not talking bout any dirty things here nope

[@ew434]

I look at my notifacations and see "Mother Simulator" and instantly say "Oh god..."

[@bug_champ]

Thatcrazyanime chick Same😂

[@LHyoutube]

It will never, ever stop being hilarious every time he accidentally picks up the baby and jump scares himself! 😂

[@marylisasings]

omg please do more, im seriously cry laughing

[@LeonnPont]

My daily dose of pathetic dry humor Marks vids are the best

[@lordofallwoomys2311]

Leon Pont Agreed. XD

[@mayapalchuk9630]

Leon Pont I

[@trevorl388]

"okay, that meant to go in" not the first time Mark has said those words

[@imsimple379]

"Just because I'm physically _repulsed_ by the sight of my baby doesn't mean I'm a bad mother!"