MOTHER SIMULATOR

[@High-C8H18]

I love how it only took James about 20 seconds to drop the baby.

[@xMarsRabbit]

Not only once, but twice 😂

[@hajimemehinata8171]

He chucked that baby

[@B_Tips]

I don't think I've laughed this hard in weeks.

[@RuuisuMori]

I havent laughed this hard since 2011

[@lightthefuse13]

Félix Auclair Tendland Aw man, I really want to see it but the video isn’t there ):

[@littleferino9653]

I wish I could like this comment more than once

[@Listen.ToJuiceWRLD.]

Gamer BTips fuck ik right he make me laugh so hard I cry or piss my pants

[@tate3777]

Is there any way to watch old streams? I would seriously love to see that lmao

[@HolographicPixels]

what an amazing father.

[@Skullbushi]

Do you know the name of artist of your profile picture?

[@HolographicPixels]

João Henrique Lemos oh man, it was long ago, I don't quiet remember, but it's X 23 fan art.💦

[@TheBeziko]

*mother

[@deadpanjohnny2081]

"Don't laugh at me"

[@Memu95]

Based on what I've seen with Javier, I'm a little nervous. Edit: Yep, so far he's dropped the baby and put it in the toilet.

[@rasengdori13]

He also *IMMEDIATELY SHAT ON IT*

[@Memu95]

James Oh Burn Such a good mother.

[@ihavetowaitdaystochangem-tp5rt]

Chelsea Heroux James will probably kill the baby

[@LightDontShinee]

Chelsea Heroux lol I know this has nothing to do with the comment or video itself but in sorry I gotta say it.. Chelsey, I have no words for you 😍 you lowkey look like my high-school crush I had last year.

[@BeyondTheL1m1t]

First you go back and take care of Javier and now this, James, are you trying to tell us something?

[@BeyondTheL1m1t]

Nicole Morin .... ALEKS. ITS ALEKS

[@rocketblooom]

Depression

[@tinyguy4102]

James’ father is back!

[@killit3480]

BeyondTheLimit 😂

[@heyitsskie]

WHAT IS THE POISON INSIDE OF ME? THE SICKNESS IN MY HEAD!!

[@AZ6697]

You're supposed to preheat the oven before you put the baby in, James.

[@saladass7979]

HELLO MY CHILD

[@GekTC]

*NO NO NO, DON'T SHAKE THE BABY*

[@becky7606]

THE ENDING

[@tddlywnk8242]

A L R I G H T H E L L O

[@maxwelleckenrode4676]

W E L C O M E B A E C K

[@lowcar4043]

Lol

[@happyaleks3690]

Your definitely having a baby soon, just confess

[@warfox]

Demonetized.

[@sssushi6719]

The ending was golden😂

[@Trascist]

Lol when i clicked on this i thought it was a stream announcement video

[@machinegunsam1977]

same

[@D-Dova]

James is pregantay

[@the_rocker_gmr6367]

no...he is pregananant

[@sgt.salami1189]

with aleks........ Jk

[@eltaotao]

He might have starch marks from being peegnat

[@___-bx1rz]

El Barko Mr. Doggo "starch masks"

[@ocupersgmail]

Maru Purrfect gamer damn it, I was gonna use that one

[@spazetactics708]

James: "oh its just a robot kid, a robot" Yeah knowing your history i think its for the best.

[@dangdoggydog]

They knew James was coming in so they subbed in robot kid instead of Javier

[@aerystargaryenii8294]

“How do you take a shit without losing points?” -UberHaxorNova, 2018

[@gerobaknightmare9577]

You're supposed to YEET the pacifier to the baby's mouth

[@RaymondLo84]

1:20 lol from omg sorry to putting it in an oven. :D THIS IS GOLD

[@actuallymatter2673]

This video is the perfect video to show people James’s emotions in less than 20 minutes 💀

[@AlanG58]

Reminds me so much of my mother!

[@loosemoose4134]

Is that fucking Umaru-Chan on the bottle!?

[@drucastellon4904]

Why are you asking us that? only trash weebs would know that shit

[@loosemoose4134]

Dru Castellon It’s important to know

[@bruhtholemew]

Dru Castellon How did you know what it is? :^)

[@loosemoose4134]

Cablecar18 🤔

[@littlelumine3238]

Watching James trying to make the formula for the first time was absolutely amazing. If this didn't have the face cam, it would've been an awkward silence as he fucked up making the formula. I'm no shit laughing my ass off and my Sergeant and Staff Sergeant no shit think I'm insane for laughing at this

[@swisscheesestik3003]

This is my new favorite video of all time because it shows how good of a dad papa James will be

[@savasavkovic7228]

This should go down as one of THE greatest endings to a KZbin video... perfection

[@Jademoon25]

It wouldn't have been a proper ending without the customary sacrifice.

[@tearsofthelily]

I would totally let James watch my baby if I ever have one

[@CaptainCrotch99871]

That’s the best ending I’ve of one of your videos that I’ve seen in a long time

[@lemonlimez1999]

edit in alright hellos *i need it* 😩

[@swisscheesestik3003]

First thing papa James does is look at the baby screams at the baby in disgust and then drops it on the floor then picks it up and throws in the crib

[@aikokagura5609]

OMFG THERE'S UMARU ON THE BABY BOTTLE

[@MafiaGhost10]

Ham Gaming calm down weeb

[@doomsdaydevice1234]

I noticed it too!

[@omosapien755]

Jarrett Smith "weeb" -knows what umaru is. k

[@wright5328]

i wasn't the only one that noticed it good

[@Peanutlovers321]

I was about to say that too, I was looking to see if anyone else saw.

[@sniping1018]

The sneeze heard around the universe

[@theshpee1214]

Hey James, say wolf. Oh wait YOU CAN'T HA

[@kilgorthefierce6083]

0:42 James mastered ultra instinct

[@LulyRC]

I was caught off guard by the Umaru-chan on the bottle. Guess the baby is into some anime.

[@reinagarcia9693]

I just watched Dazgames play this and i pissed myself. Seeing that James played this literally brightened up my day 10 fold😭😂😂

[@REILLY3883]

Love the hitman music at the end

[@ShaunOfTheDeadx]

Thought bubbles with specific requests? More like endless screeching.

[@Dandan-vf9kr]

I didn't think James would be a good mother but, after watching this I think he'd be the BEST mother.

[@lightthefuse13]

Preparing the baby’s things beforehand, James is learning

[@mercka4583]

"Nova plays mother simulator" Not everything in this world appears to be...

[@CazadorSlayer]

*Please Don't Shake The Baby* has been upgraded to *PLEASE DON'T THROW THE BABY AGAINST THE WALL*

[@FunkyGhostHD]

Holy shit, Hitman Blood Money memories are rushin through my mind... Ave Marie, what a beatiful song goddammit...

[@jtcf1992]

If cow chop was the Justice League James would definitely be the batman cause he’s the coolest

[@squarepeople3275]

James: takes dump on baby Game: 12 points! 6:17

[@shadowdalfi]

Throwing the baby is fine, JUST DON'T SHAKE THE BABY!

[@EKITRINABRANCH]

The music goes well with his gameplay XD

[@ImmAndreZ]

Maybe James could be Aleks' mother

[@Izaya7777]

jone's barbeque and foot message

[@manguy_ytr7192]

Who else remembers those gmod slender days “I scream cake!” Lol

[@SweetLikeKiwi]

As a nanny, I can safely say this is 100% accurate

[@deadmeme4672]

I love it when james sneezes XD

[@cliziamorgante1342]

James your expressions literal had me dead

[@lightthefuse13]

This face when he dropped the powder all over the place was really funny to me, lmao

[@cure1853]

James was cheesing so hard

[@mjselvig]

It's amazing how you make this so beautiful.

[@brianncn1513]

Calls: Hello, yes, the *MEDIA?*

[@alphaliftz4819]

James: I’m sorry! *Continues to abuse the baby for 16 minutes*

[@Danwolf15]

I like how that he unwillingly smashed the baby against the ground in the first five seconds xd

[@lavenderlilac8920]

Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God...proceeds to drop baby multiple times, smothers baby in powder, drops baby in toilet, etc., seems about right, LOL...YES, it's Mommy Nova!

[@deathasuna8909]

Is it ok that every time James dropped the baby I died from laughing

[@humidair1927]

Damn that got dark real quick at the end

[@WolfBoundGaming]

looks like Nova won't be earning the father of the year award any time soon

[@dnlmachine4287]

Kick the baby!! Stay gold.

[@Animalquality]

I haven’t laughed so hard till I’ve cried in months

[@TabisWifey]

I was just about to compliment his parenting skills and then the ending happened 😂

[@Ghostninja319]

Best Parent of 2018 goes too James!

[@andrewhajipour40]

Thanks for still being a part of KZbin James!

[@RoyTheRanger]

That's fucked up. This is the content I've been waiting for.

[@jefferysmith304]

You're supposed to bake at 350 degrees, If You're gonna bake a baby do it right!!!

[@jolly6756]

The baby in the toilet was the funniest

[@babywasp4805]

Even though I have the shittiest internet in the world I still always find a way to watch Father James, even if it’s in 144p

[@hardr7194]

*That beautiful ending*

[@tendakraut9854]

When he dropped the kid I fucking lost it.

[@mmmahh9056]

James would be the best mom ever!

[@DeathRisiing]

You sneezed yourself into space. Incredible. :o (Also 10/10 childcare!)

[@dangerousmixer5211]

At this point James would make the best father ever!

[@Solstice7]

That sneeze though

[@DarkNight97754]

I fucking lost it when he placed the baby in the toilet then proceeded to shit on it

[@werdelke]

The first modest proposal video in modern times. Remember, unwanted babies fill up bellies xDDDDDDDD

[@ohboy3am900]

Oh my gawd more content like this please. More simulators. Loved the vid

[@nikolasbakken4998]

My god james

[@joshm8952]

I love this classical music theme going😂

[@RoyDitto]

Does anybody else miss animated classics? This would be a great one.

[@M0nchis]

now thats a happy ending

[@mskittygemma]

I want a 10 min of James dancing at the beginning.

[@BigZeke9]

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

[@sydthekid69420]

I’m drunk and so ready for this video

[@Browntownizeable]

No! Don't shake the baby.

[@KineticAquadex]

So James is still a good parent, clearly.

[@eal04]

Lmao the ending! 😂

[@itz_justreese]

*dies of laughter* *Presses F*

[@jesurethramos]

*DONT SHAKE THE BABY*

[@marshayame]

Yo when James dropped the baby and went to pick it up and ripped the diaper off and then dropped the baby in the toilet I fookin died m8

[@xxchazxx5080]

This needs to be in VR

[@ballinvsxx]

That ending holy fuck LOL

[@rydougherty1088]

there are tears coming out of my eyes from laughing so hard oh my god. james, you are an amazing mother

[@potatobro7]

Somehow I didn't see that ending coming

[@pir8lifeforme]

I can't breathe from laughing so hard.