Mr. Incredible Committed A Crime

[@kingsleycy3450]

The robbery has always been the shockingly easy part. The getting away part separates the pros and the lunatics.

[@moz6388]

Some bank robbers even go completely unnoticed. I've read a ton about a group of notorious bank robbers who were never caught for over 40 years. They all just died peacefully away from trouble after stealing millions. Its honestly incredible how some robbers think of getaway plans that are absolutely genius that they pretty much guarantee you're never getting caught. I love reading about stuff like that.

[@binbows2258]

@@moz6388 People always assume it's nearly impossible to get away with a crime, but people who don't get away are the ones you hear about the most. I'd imagine that a lot more people get away with these things than most people would think.

[@Laurton]

@@binbows2258 That is by design. The government makes things like that very one sided so people have the idea that its nearly impossible to do anything without getting caught. Deterence is the best tool for the government. Anything else barely works such as jails, prison, and actual war. Thats why we spend so much in weapons we never use.(nukes)

[@jackman5840]

@@binbows2258 a guy went around my area and hit a bunch of banks on his way through. no one ever heard of or saw him again. they had pictures of him on the news but I guarantee by the time I saw them he was out of state. maybe in another country.

[@moz6388]

@@jackman5840 that's how most of them get away with it. By the time the media talks about it and shows us clues that could lead to the robbers, man by the time that happens they're already boarding the plane ready to leave the country.

[@herbertsteel1819]

I respect how much confidence he had to rob a bank wearing that.

[@ruthkatz1998]

Ok

[@joystiicks5680]

Proof that you can go really far with nothing but confidence.

[@patrickbaklava7297]

@@joystiicks5680 proof that the only time you leave your house is to go to middle school.

[@bigcock8900]

What do you mean? Man’s is rocking that shit

[@depyjelly]

@@patrickbaklava7297 okay ""patrick""

[@CarsonJF]

Former bank teller here; 100% was trained to go "sure thing, here's everything" including bait money that's serialized to try to catch them long term.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@SCRKT007]

That's actually a pretty smart idea, although there's ways around it, crypto or any other virtual currency exchanges are making money laundering really easy these days.

[@lasterman94100]

Bank robber here, I can 100% confirm the serialized cash trivia, that's how they caught me

[@jordanreyna8744]

@@ItzMalick no

[@Buddlibubbli]

@@ItzMalick just get a real job dude

[@thegamingworld615]

He actually didn’t demand for the money, he just distracted them as his daughter camouflaged herself to sneakily steal the cash.

[@aaronwild2894]

I'm better than this guy ⬆️

[@dyskilz]

@@aaronwild2894 chad

[@livewiiiiire]

@@hpfusion8842 it's a bot

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

Can't mr incredibles daughter go invisible

[@atlassolid5946]

@@hpfusion8842 its either a bootleg italian or bootleg french surname

[@samansu9106]

I've worked at credit unions (basically a bank) for over a decade and 99% of our robberies are a verbal demand or a note passed to the teller with no weapon involved. I have seen a better costume though! We once had a guy do a robbery in full Darth Vader costume. Helmet and all. Also we had a guy use the ATM outside as a mirror to put on his mask and gloves so we got excellent shots of his face. It's more common than you think and normally very boring, but occasionally funny!

[@Some_Really_Random_Dude.]

"I find my lack of money, disturbing."

[@proudfatherofadeadweightso5715]

@@Some_Really_Random_Dude. " impossible perhaps the wallets were incomplete"

[@Beer-5]

Darth Vader pulled up to steal some cash

[@seize2179]

Bro america is a gta lobby

[@ZZ-tp4ny]

Callin bs

[@deskslam4232]

"You should never be willing to die for your job." The Military: This guy is a danger to our entire operation!

[@CianaCorto]

@jeremy large Nuclear reactors are extremely safe actually. One of the most controlled environments in the world, with many, many failsafes.

[@Binowhy]

@@CianaCorto McDonald’s on the other hand is where you deal with the real toxic sludge

[@AllergyAngelXOXO]

@@Binowhy lmao

[@petermenzies9193]

@@Binowhy The food is pretty bad too

[@InanisNihil]

@jeremy large nuclear reactor worker isnt dying for his job.. the effects are well beyond just a damn job.. terrible comparison... u might die trying to not die and get others killed too cause of it. even if its years later...radiation is not joke/game.. xD literally not even comparible.. i actually have a friend who works at a nuclear facility butt they are really safe tbh...butt point still remains.. most people there understand the massive risks if shit goes south and they dont stat and bring it back under control..

[@dizzyhq5100]

It’s always the people in the goofiest looking outfits committing felonies. This man woke up, put on his Mr Incredible suit, and chose violence

[@kaobiugwu435]

Bro probably had his friend in a Frozone costume, then chickened out at the last second and dipped

[@Freeze151]

Read my comment please!

[@AntiBellum]

7 bots has to be a new record

[@Diedqra]

niɡɡer 🤡

[@mr.crowgamer6250]

Dizzy out here making genric funny comment omg laugh and like guys

[@Mossy_Dahlia]

Teller here, he’s absolutely right, you have to comply. They’ve basically taught tellers “If you think there’s even a smell of robbery, screw the company worry about yourself”. You have no obligation to resist an attempted robbery, whether they’ve got a gun or just their hands.

[@therealcoleycraft]

The slogan of our robbery procedure training video was "don't be a hero" and it's a huge meme now with our tellers

[@JordnD]

Well a part of the reason they tell you that is because if you get injured or worse it could cost the company more than the robbery would.

[@stressedvulture]

It's a good rule, but I can't stop imagining like the most polite bank robber like "Excuse me, could I please have some more money? Thank you very much, have a nice day!"

[@redofthewolves]

I was always scared I'd laugh if someone tried to rob me. Thank god never happened.

[@Fitzavig]

@@JordnD this. It's just because of the risk financially, legally, and PR wise. Maybe your coworkers like you, but the bank couldn't care less. It's just business to them.

[@shin1300]

If the Tellers are trained to comply to any robber's demand or instruction I am now just imagining someone going to the banks pretending to be a robber giving ludicrous commands "hey draw a duck in your face. You wear your hat upside down" then leaves without taking a single cent

[@Ilivepuppys]

old but pretty sure this is in a movie, not sure if they took any money but what you said the robbers did do? I dont remember what movie, unless I am just imagining this scene and its not a movie.

[@davidwitkopii291]

Awesome 😂❤

[@soulgloactivatur333]

“You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” All of the relocating combined with inflation has made Bob desperate to be able to provide for his family.

[@KegaB3]

It was clearly a very rough couple of years, hes lost sp much weight. Maybe the inflation wouldnt hage hit him so hard if he hadnt started using crack

[@theussmirage]

We truly live in The Boys universe

[@KegaB3]

@@theussmirage bro dont say that the last scene of the last episode made me literally nauseous

[@mcmadness8384]

He broke bad in other words.

[@theussmirage]

@@KegaB3 🐙🍽

[@chisecrecy4974]

Not only did he wear the Incredibles T-shirt but he even got Frozone's goggles, who knows what else he has up his arsenal.

[@jessigato]

Elastigirl’s dumper

[@Crease_Bandit]

Come to find out this is just an Older Dash taking other supes' powers to show Syndrome how it's done.

[@rinkokonoe8644]

@@jessigato this had me in tears

[@YouSmokeChed]

@@jessigato priceless dump truck

[@hotlinefrenzy]

, who knows what else he has up his arse. lol

[@nikitakharel9233]

The way Charlie is just able to talk without thinking and making perfect sense is incredible

[@TheFudily]

Wut

[@cloouddyskyy]

You think while you talk?

[@TheTaoOfOne]

I suspect he's got a script he's reading from that he wrote up, rather than ad libbing it.

[@StefanCreates]

@@TheTaoOfOne nope

[@eliasrodriguez1419]

"Incredible"

[@radRadiolarian]

he didn't need a weapon. he IS the weapon. he's mr. incredible after all.

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety Of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!!🙏🏾💯

[@VikingTeddy]

I was very surprised when Charlie said "If you recognize him, call crime stoppers" Like why? What did he do to Charlie? It's hard to believe that he'd be on the side of the man, I'm hoping it was just a brainfart.

[@karande75]

@@ItzMalick "content creator" and "reactions" don't belong in the same sentence

[@mariebunn45]

@@VikingTeddy could just be him trying to save face on youtube but at the same time you dont know him personally. thats the parasocial relationship jumping out. You have no idea who this man truly is off camera.

[@VikingTeddy]

@@mariebunn45 Exactly. We all have our own idea who he is, but none of us actually knows *anything*. I didn't think about the face thing, you're probably right. He's has to think about the image he gives.

[@Cowabungas]

"He didn't flash a weapon, he didn't threaten anyone, he just demanded money" Honestly, that's lowkey gigachad

[@StoneBox_761a]

I mean IT is Mr.incredible so I would expect that

[@MC4TWT]

Tellers are instructed to just hand over the money and comply, so most bank robberies occur like this. If they don't use a weapon, it's typically a lighter sentence as well. Edit: as soon as I posted this, he said the exact same thing in the video. I guess I should watch the whole thing before commenting.

[@theguyof360]

@Kavetion let's be honest bro, you aren't

[@noanswer1864]

@@theguyof360 Most of those accounts are actually bots, there's no need to berate them. They build followers out of other bots (and stupid people) by posting on large videos like this. Then they take that account, and sell it to an even bigger idiot. Reporting them as a bot is probably easier, not that Susan or any of her soulless minions of orthodoxy will do anything about it.

[@jion7242]

And he wasn't caught yet!!

[@gonggonglive]

Imagine walking to a bank and just saying “hey give me $3000” … and they just comply. No threats, just asking nicely. Is that technically robbery or just a gift from a bank?

[@cloouddyskyy]

That’s what I was thinking, if you make no threats then technically they just gave you some money

[@Dietrich_Kaufmann]

“Give me $3000” is an imperative sentence, not a declarative, still considered a demand regardless how you spin it 🤓

[@fluentdebreseJg]

@@Dietrich_Kaufmann what if you say "I need 3000 from you" instead?

[@Dietrich_Kaufmann]

@@fluentdebreseJg DENIED 😎 (a loan is your best bet)

[@oofoof3513]

I need 3000 dollars without the intention to give it back, and if not given a MOAB will be deployed upon your house

[@Patterrz]

Charlie said the robber didn't have any weapons, forgetting that Mr Incredible's arms have the power of a Barrett M82 Sniper rifle

[@iamthetempest4555]

I AM THE TEMPEST

[@PopYTP]

@@iamthetempest4555 ok

[@maiqtheliar7552]

@@iamthetempest4555 and im Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

@@iamthetempest4555 i am inside your walls

[@Sonic44885]

@@iamthetempest4555 I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

[@UltamentGaming]

Robber: “Give me a lot of money!” Teller: “ok” Robber: “Wait that worked?”

[@Sonic44885]

At that point is the money really worth it

[@mineantoine1248]

Imagine he was just daydreaming

[@ItzMalick]

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[@9834htns]

@@ItzMalick nah

[@vukvidanovic8276]

@@9834htns are you the rusty sewing machine stacked with dust in my garage?

[@lovelydragon23]

I remember there was a news story where a teller was like “where’s your weapon” and the robber didn’t have one and the teller told him to f off. He stopped a robbery but got in trouble for not following orders

[@The_Taxi_Human]

I'd like to imagine he walked into the bank for a normal bank visit, told them to give him the money as a joke, and then just had to roll with it because he felt too awkward to go back on it

[@ryanclemons1]

imagine if that really happened to someone :)

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety Of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!!🙏🏾💯

[@GhostInThePepsi]

God there’s so many bots

[@rosalinamacarita01]

@@ItzMalick black people....

[@lamarrite]

@@GhostInThePepsi fr

[@ThisIsRust]

I like to imagine the robber also said "thank you" and "have a nice day" as he proceeded to walk out

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety Of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!!🙏🏾💯

[@Kenny-the-Platypus]

@@ItzMalick Thank you, have a nice day!

[@arniepage1662]

@@ItzMalick Thank you, have a nice day!

[@pisoplays]

The scream painting once was stolen by someone who placed a ladder, broke the window, picked up the picture and left a note “thanks for bad security”

[@3hxde]

Imagine he just wanted money from his bank account but they thought he was robbing the place so he got his money and walked out like nothing happened not even realizing anything.

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety Of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!!🙏🏾💯

[@gabrielbarros493]

@@ItzMalick bot

[@cantsuggestareasonablename9101]

@@gabrielbarros493 it’s not a bot I would call it a “clout chaser”.

[@popjam7744]

"Wow that was quick"

[@rushi5638]

on the drive home remembering he never handed the teller his bank card oh boy

[@slip]

Didn’t think he could do something outside of being uncanny

[@Lamiishere]

Cringe af

[@moathabdulla1139]

Yooo copied comment???

[@Diedqra]

ok niɡɡer lmfao 🤡

[@Diedqra]

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[@Diedqra]

ok niɡɡer lmfao 🤡

[@banannarama]

I’ve known people who have worked at bank tellers, and I work retail, and we are always taught that no amount of money is worth your life. Let the cops and cameras do the crime stopping, just give them what they want because you never know if they have a weapon or an accomplice with a weapon.

[@JustinBA007]

It's kinda scary how easy it is to rob a bank. I'm scared that one day I'll be in a bank and the intrusive thoughts will win and I'll make a bad joke, and suddenly they're handing me $20,000 and I'm wanted by the police.

[@joshuaanderson1712]

'Are you sure there isn't any more money there?' *Teller hands over 5k* '...Fuc'

[@josephrichard7312]

I read it as wasted by the police

[@funky-k0ng770]

what the hell does your description mean

[@GomiCake]

Charlie's description of what he thought a bank robbery was like had me choking

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety Of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!!🙏🏾💯

[@Luckuzis]

It was so accurate

[@camm629]

@@ItzMalick bot?

[@ZellieIsHere]

@@camm629 yea, a bot

[@superthrower]

@@ItzMalick ratio bozo

[@diktatoralexander88]

Frozone: Uhh, Mr Incredible thats NOT what they meant by hiding our former identities....

[@musicaleuphoria8699]

Mr Incredible: Well it's better than rescuing people in a ski mask.

[@someryebread]

They must’ve mistook him for the actual Mr. Incredible and handed him the money out of respect. Identity theft is not a joke gamers!

[@Kevin-cy2dr]

Millions of families suffer each year

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety Of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!!🙏🏾💯

[@meihar5227]

Actually kinda smart to pick a shirt that stands out. Everyone is at the look out for a guy in an incredible tee, while he could just change and get away.

[@iamthetempest4555]

I AM THE TEMPEST

[@ghostedtoast8318]

Bots are funnily dumb, but that’s a good point doe

[@terrorbite2128]

Thats not really how it works

[@BerkKayhan]

Tf do you mean 😂 that applies to any robbery, if you have half a brain you can realize that people can change clothes. Nobody is out here looking for a dude in an incredible t shirt especially when more than a day has passed. His whole face is on camera

[@pumkin610]

Tee That word brings back memories of going through virtual stores for virtual clothes

[@Draygarth]

I've heard a lot of bank robberies are just people walking in and handing over a note that says something like, "don't make a scene, fill this bag with money, I have a gun." Bank employees, like many store employees, are instructed to simply comply. The organization can usually recover the stolen goods later.

[@kaine880]

I NEVER and I mean NEVER would expect Mr Incredible to do such a thing. So unbelievable.

[@Diedqra]

niɡɡer 🤡

[@Codename_Horizon]

Mr Germany, we all havin wars these days, but we actually should wage a war against these bots

[@bruh......2005]

Truly an uncanny moment from Mr Incredible

[@some-replies]

It was incredible

[@entertheabyss9785]

So... Incredible 😮

[@traptanium1594]

This is one of the most heartbreaking anime betrayal of all time

[@Diedqra]

ok niɡɡer lmfao 🤡

[@traptanium1594]

Damn. That was fast. Didn't even gimme a minute. XD

[@mr.crowgamer6250]

@@traptanium1594 what made you wanna comment something that’s literally been commented so many times some unfunny meme now lol

[@xBellGamesx]

This is the robbery of all time.

[@MessedUpBrainspike]

@Kavetion Yes, Kavetion, you with your exactly zero videos are just far better than Critikal, Mark, Jack, Technoblade, literally everyone that you keep screaming about that you claim to be superior to. That's all it takes, "I'm better", no more effort needed. You got it all figured out, kid.

[@MisterSlimee]

This is a criminal genius. He presents himself with goofy clothing thus making us underestimate him but also making him seem unhinged while swiftly and smoothly robbing a bank with no casualties and effort. I bet the glasses are for distracting from the lifelike latex mask he wears underneath

[@DetectiveStablerSVU]

He just asked EXTREMELY nicely. It's amazing what a good attitude and a smile could do for you.

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety Of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!!🙏🏾💯

[@numanunal6699]

@@ItzMalick change ur content then ur channel might grow

[@uhmEvade]

@@ItzMalick bro stop begging for views under every comment, that's not how you grow a positive and interactive fan base.

[@mrnobody6609]

My local bank was actually robbed a few days ago by an old man who basically did the same thing. He actually walked to the bank from his house, then walked back home. A local business had his home in view of one of their cameras and that's how he was easily caught within a few hours. Sad thing is, he said he did it because his retirement/social security are no longer enough money for him to survive on with our current absurd levels of inflation.

[@youwerethere]

on a wall

[@manuelsputnik]

That went from funny to depressing real fast.

[@d_all_in]

Social security is adjusted for inflation fyi. He's broke because he makes poor choices, as evidenced.

[@cameroncunningham674]

"We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request" - The Krusty Krab

[@oneofthoseyoutubeusers]

he would let squidward get pumped full of lead before he would give a robber a dime

[@MoonWielder]

It was probably hard for Mr.Incredible to pay for Violet's college tuition that he ended up going down this path to do so, what a downgrade of character development from our fallen hero.

[@ELLI0TR0DGER]

@Christopher Pezet (I hate niɡɡers) thank you Christopher

[@invalidperson1100]

@Christopher Pezet (I hate niɡɡers) thank you Christopher

[@AGuy-vq9qp]

We need to cook, Frozone.

[@ELLI0TR0DGER]

@@AGuy-vq9qp put ya suit away Robert, I'm not stopping crime with you right now

[@theduke0fflies]

@Christopher Pezet (I hate niɡɡers) thank you christopher

[@rain8767]

He wore an incredible shirt and did something incredible. Other bank robbers would come in wearing balaclavas, gloves and a getaway vehicle outside and police wouldn't take long to track them. But this dude just came wearing cheap gas station shades demanded money and walks out and somehow he's nowhere to be found.

[@o.o9825]

ok I won't

[@populistscum]

@1 Million With 0 Videos Challenge (Day 32) okaey:]

[@Diedqra]

niɡɡer 🤡

[@purplekoolaid1361]

chad

[@csndbdbdhdb]

@@Diedqra always the itachi pfps with these ones.

[@zaksaturday1693]

It makes the most sense, ironically, to comply even if there's no threat since the weapon never gets drawn. You don't have the chance of anyone getting injured when there's no weapon involved, there's no panic, and also it is psychologically far less damaging to the bank teller. And the outcome where the FDIC is concerned is always the same

[@benjaelee]

"You shouldnt be willing to die for your job" People in the military:

[@tennke205]

🗿

[@AD-lh3jk]

?

[@psyche234]

Damn

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

Twerk goblins:

[@cannablissful3967]

Oooof

[@SkimoStories]

There is a policy in every private bank to give over money at the slightest demand, like Charlie said, the banks have insurance to cover these costs. There was an AMA on reddit of an alleged serial bank robber who had done it for 10~ years and never been caught. he said: 1. he never went to the same bank twice 2. he always wore an identifying piece of clothing or marked his truck with something identifying (like wearing thick glasses or a safety vest, and then just taking them off after the robbery. He said he assumed that 95% of the time, the teller would fall for his bait identifier. (This is probably the incredibles t-shirt or the sunglasses in the case of this guy, as they're two pieces of his appearence that stand out. He's doing that intentionally so when somebody calls the cops saying the bank was robbed by a guy in an inredibles t-shirt, he will have already changed clothes)) 3. EVERY SINGLE TIME this guy preformed a robbery, he just walked into the bank and slid a note to the teller with his demands. Something like "I am demanding xyz amount of money in an envelope, non-negotiable. Do not panic." he said he avoided making eye-contact with the teller, and once he saw the envelope he would grab it and go. He said that nobody EVER tried to detain him in 10+ years of preforming these robberies, because of how they're instructed to comply and press a panic button or alert authorities after the fact.

[@mango4554]

Lmao an AMA on reddit. I might have believed it if this guy had been caught and done time but there's no shot.

[@SkimoStories]

@@mango4554 I'm not saying I necessarily believe it, but hey, it didn't sound like anything somebody who hadn't robbed banks for 10 years would have thought of.

[@SkimoStories]

@@mango4554 I just dug it back up, he made the AMA 7 years ago. He went to jail for 3 years after turning himself in, but he was never caught. Gives 3 points of proof and shows his Facebook and Twitter, seems legit to me.

[@starwinter6845]

@@mango4554 This actually tracks. At the bank I worked at, they warned us if we tried to identify someone by their clothing or something they could remove/get away from (which is difficult to even tell people because during a robbery you have at most 3 to 5 minutes with them) that your information will not be helpful. What the AMA redditor says is consistent with the data the bank gave us during training. Sliding a note is the most common form of bank robbery. There is a reason teller stations are not allowed to have more than a certain amount of money in their drawers (for us, was $2k) and a bank branch, unless it is a central location, is typically limited as well.

[@mango4554]

@@SkimoStories damn. there's a first time for everything I guess. that is really interesting

[@epicnerdhype]

Stealing money using stolen glasses. Genius.

[@Dante...]

It almost doesn't even feel like a crime at this point. He just walked in asked for money they gave it to him and he walked out. No force was used and no threats were made(as far as I'm aware).

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety Of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!!🙏🏾💯

[@pattikakes_zeph]

oh so youre saying i could get away with it too? awesome!

[@Vario69]

I wouldn't give them the money unless i felt intimidated. To comply with literally all demands sounds like bullshit in this case... Yes, don't be a hero, but clearly, you could've stopped this guy yourself

[@parisouu]

@@Vario69 well it’s against the rules soo

[@0NeeN0]

@@Vario69 and what if you deny and he pulls up glock on you big guy? a lot of unarmed robberies are armed but they don't let anyone know until necessary because it's 5 more years also they know that teller has to comply. I think it might've angry the person if you aren't doing what you are told to do

[@legoboy7107]

This is what happened to Mr. Incredible after millions of people forced him into becoming uncanny for several months. He eventually had enough of everyone's crap and lost it.

[@AetherDio]

You shouldn't be willing to die for your job The army: 😡

[@JewelleDS]

I am convinced that this goober woke up, wanted to smoke some meth, looked in his wallet, realized he was broke, glanced at the TV to see the Incredibles movie, and decided to personally test if "art imitates life" was true.

[@Diedqra]

niɡɡer 🤡

[@SamuelSaveli]

@@Diedqra why you so mad? You a methhead too?

[@firemaker1258]

@@Diedqra least funny bot in history

[@whitemamba0089]

Nah prolly high when he went to do it but good for him didn't assault no one,pull guns etc just did his thing an got it done

[@whitemamba0089]

He'll be caught tho lol

[@devontehardimon1792]

The nation will never recover from this tragic betrayal of our greatest hero Mr. Incredible in these trying times lean on your family everyone 🙏🏾 💔

[@galaxyplateau]

we're all meeting at the church tonight for emotional support, which is open to all who have been victimized by such a traumatic event.

[@devontehardimon1792]

@@galaxyplateau Good idea I should organize one within my community

[@Lenape_Lady]

@@devontehardimon1792 We are holding a candlelight vigil on the Courthouse Square for the victims of Mr Incredible’s violence. Members of the community have been asked to remain vigilant and a Bake Sale has been announced. It will be hosted at the St Andrews Community Center on Sunday at 1:00pm to raise money for the Teller’s therapy sessions. Please bring your friends and family 🙏

[@pattmahiney]

Kill al supers

[@Theakritas_]

@Hithere he became too uncanny

[@TrueUnderDawgGaming]

The only time I have ever heard of someone robbing a bank was by dressing nice and walking in like they were supposed to be there. They would wait for the vault to be opened, then walk in and out while acting professional. If you act like you're supposed to be there, then a lot of people just believe you. The issue is that cameras exist. So this man was caught later after they discovered his identity...

[@Tom_Bombadil3000]

it's actually Baby Jack all grown up. He can turn invisible at any time to avoid capture, not to mention his countless other abilities.

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety Of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy!!🙏🏾💯

[@raidraptor5893]

underrated

[@acadela3506]

His outfit is actually smart. The shirt plays a role in what people will envision when they try to identify him, and the sunglasses conceal the eyes, the #1 defining factor of a person’s facial identity.

[@losloomis]

Jhadi John was identified cause of his eyes, it’s crazy how you can identify a persons identity with just their eyes.

[@hambernat6444]

Imagine standing behind robber and asking, Can I have some cash too?

[@Bigproffits]

"Steel titanium concrete door" this man has a way with words that I really like.

[@diktatoralexander88]

Im guessing, its a concrete core thats reinforced with steel beams, and densly coated with titanium and steel alloy. Would be a strong door for sure

[@amberpasta9379]

Another one of those “reality is often disappointing” moments

[@ItzMalick]

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[@Yesnt6140]

Every bot had no father figure

[@jasonwithers5504]

Actually in real life the “sci-fi” red lasers you have to back flip and stand on one hand to get through are actually very old they don’t use infrared laser beams anymore they were a thing like 30 years ago but they were to easy to see/spray chemicals to see them and dodge them, they now use a mix of heat and chemical sensors that activate a wireless invisible connection to another sensor, this means there’s no way to make the sensors visible without setting them off and theres no alarm that can be heard by the trespasser the alarm sounds in a security office nearby where a team with automatic weapons will be notified as soon as someone/something disrupts the sensor to sensor connection or tries to spray chemicals to see any sensors, this is much more effective as even if you know where the sensors are or can see the sensors you would’ve had to have taken out the security teams both on the property and off site waiting for a alarm to sound before being able to get past them… this also means the sensors are placed like diagonal lines if you could see them they would look like a multiple staircases in front of you that even the best acrobatics professional couldn’t get past without hitting them. Basically places like large casino’s, government/mega banks, and government buildings use systems like this and it makes things like ocean 11 impossible in modern days unless you can somehow hack into the system without being detected by the 10 or so IT professional white hat hackers monitoring the system 24/7 for any invasion into the system.. large scale bank robberies are a thing of the past you can rob small banks but the loses are so minimal to the bank that you’re gonna need to rob like 50 of them to be “set for life” and by the time you get to the 3rd or 4th bank they already know a bank robber is out there and have undercover police waiting at all locations that even might be hit…. So yer good luck if you want to rob banks in 2022 unless you can survive off the 50k or so for the rest of your life that you might get if you take everything out the bank

[@naco007alextintor6]

* Walks in calmly * Gently demands money Doesn't elaborate any further *Leaves*

[@obnoxiouspriest]

Gets it done.

[@kevinperron5767]

Chad

[@ItzMalick]

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[@ianedwards4191]

A personal favorite of mine is the guy who robbed the bank naked and everyone was so distracted by his unsheathed gentleman that they couldn't tell the authorities what he looked like and he got away

[@blackwingz55]

Is this real? Got a link to news article or video?

[@andginisin]

if this is actually real it reads like a fuckin D&D session

[@pumkin610]

They had to look at his face at some point, certainly

[@bruv7521]

"a wise man at a nudist beach, when discovered by an acquaintance, covers not his dick but his face"

[@korpen2858]

@@pumkin610 But also at his impressive schlong

[@Thatgirl1976]

Exactly! No point in risking your life when someone robs the bank. And yes, that’s all they have to do, ask or demand the money. We (bank tellers) are trained to just give the money. If you actually try to stop it, you can be fired. And another thing is if they say they have a weapon but you never see one (and it turns out they don’t) it will still be charged as aggravated robbery.

[@twistedintent7963]

This man flexed and the teller was so scared she just gave him the money!

[@ItzMalick]

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[@EonServoXA]

I guess Mr Incredible truly became uncanny

[@Diedqra]

ok niɡɡer lmfao

[@lizardgaming6597]

Jesus these bots

[@kaobiugwu435]

The meme got more meta, how does this happen

[@stare4539]

fr

[@prod_JG]

@@Diedqra 💀🐒

[@pardinator]

Banks should have a whole vault of fake money, like the type you see in movies, and save it especially for occasions like this

[@carlotta3604]

The Mr. Incredible shirt gave him +100 persuasion

[@brandondavilai3728]

With superheroes being illegal, Mr. Incredible fell on hard times and had make choices he never thought he'd have to make. But I guess it's pretty tough having to provide for a wife, two kids, and a third kid along the way. Yeah, a really dark time for The Incredibles.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@DarkHawkeLP]

As someone who was trained in a German Bank. I can say that for us standard protocol was, if someone demands money and is armed or actively threatening us and we think that they could hurt us before we could alarm coworkers, we are instructed to just give it to them no further real questions asked and if we cant while he looks at us, the as soon as he leaves or turns around to sound the alarm. But even that isnt needed. Most banks dont even have cash anymore so we give them a card to go to the ATM with and they can get. (If i remember right back in my time) like 2000 Euro every 5 minutes from that ATM. Meaning most get 2k and then leg it because the moment that card is unlocked by us at the counter to enable them to even get money the silent alarm is also sounded even if we don't press the silent alarm. So ye we are all instructed to just give them money. Would end up way more costly for the bank if an employee resisted and ended up injured.

[@chadyourmaxdashdaddy]

Charlie: “You shouldn’t be willing to die for your job.” Military people:

[@deathbringer9893]

hey they mostly arnt willing to die but its expected there is a chance

[@ItzMalick]

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[@grimsolluna4471]

@@ItzMalick Yo fam i dont remember anyone asking

[@jpabcede5016]

I was told that a tycoon in the Philippines treats kidnapping attempts by paying off in advance. Basically, the kidnappers call a 'hotline' telling they'll kidnap the magnate, and they get paid depending on how much of a threat they are.

[@wojtekpolska1013]

its kinda funny that when someone robs a bank they actually only rob the insurance company

[@Mr.Shmeat]

Robber: "Can I have some money?" Bank: "My greatest weakness! Asking!"

[@korpen2858]

My parents used to be like that. Get mad and still hand me the money. Had to explain to them what "asking" meant lol

[@ItzMalick]

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[@Mr.Shmeat]

@@ItzMalick Not really my style, but I'll sub

[@AlecMeyer94]

That’s actually a evil clone of Mr. Incredible.

[@Diedqra]

ok niɡɡer lmfao 🤡

[@AlecMeyer94]

It’s like that episode of Powerpuff Girls with the bank robbers who wore very obvious looking Powerpuff Girl costumes.

[@AlecMeyer94]

@Winter Mr. Unincredible

[@johnivantaro6684]

@Winter Mr. Irredeemable.

[@off-the-grounder568]

Mr. Credible

[@Elementening]

Socially awkward robbers are the ones that have to do all the laser dodging and vault cracking, because they're too scared to ask for money!

[@brickabang]

In The Incredibles 2, The guy who wanted heroes to become legal again (Winston Deaver) was actually played by Bob Odendirk (who played Saul Goodman) So Mr Incredible needs to Better Call Winston.

[@phosr28]

Yes

[@ItzMalick]

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[@EvelynnWinters2000]

This man: Strength: 3 Perception: 4 (+1 from glasses) Endurance: 3 (+1 from Mr. Incredible shirt) Charisma: 10 Intelligence: 2 Agility: 4 Luck: 8

[@ItzMalick]

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[@towarzyszmarcin474]

Fallout stats lmao

[@beaniealex]

Yooooooo😂😂😂

[@NoName_6_2_1]

Dexterity: -99 Arcane: ???

[@blitheringrando1410]

He definitely looks like he suffers from a chem addiction 😂

[@DARTH_COMiX]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

[@hereticd3]

*You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.*

[@Diedqra]

ME ENCANTA FOLAR Y EYACUULLAR EN LA NOVIA DE Penguinz0 PORQUE SUBO BANGERS!! 😂👌 (translate pls)

[@Diedqra]

curry niɡɡers (I͏n͏d͏i͏a͏n͏ f͏i͏l͏t͏h͏) a͏n͏d͏ p͏o͏t͏a͏t͏o͏ niɡɡers͏ (I͏r͏i͏s͏h͏ f͏i͏l͏t͏h͏) a͏r͏e͏ s͏u͏b͏h͏u͏m͏a͏n͏ s͏c͏u͏m͏ t͏h͏a͏t͏ d͏e͏s͏e͏r͏v͏e͏ e͏x͏t͏e͏r͏m͏i͏n͏a͏t͏i͏o͏n͏ because these are the scum who killed Her Majesty

[@Diedqra]

ok niɡɡer lmfao 🤡

[@Diedqra]

*I̳ L̳O̳V̳E̳ B̳E̳A̳T̳I̳N̳G̳ U̳P̳ A̳N̳I̳M̳A̳L̳S̳ A̳N̳D̳ R̳A̳P̳I̳N̳G̳ C̳H̳I̳L̳D̳R̳E̳N̳ BECAUSE I MAKE BANGER CONTENT 😂😂*

[@psychedelicpunk5031]

Underrated

[@genalex10]

Plot twist, he maxed out his speech and charisma skills

[@ItzMalick]

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[@fissionphoenix4995]

I can imagine a scenario where the idea is to give in to demands because you never know if the person has a weapon hidden from you and refusing will result in you getting immediately killed by someone who is potentially completely unhinged.

[@HeisenbergTheFirst]

"You either die mr incredible or live long enough to see yourself on a penguinz0 video" - Joker (suicide squad)

[@Yeetsogodd]

This

[@Diedqra]

niɡɡer 🤡

[@Diedqra]

niɡɡer 🤡

[@ATFADL]

This kind of thing has been called "a note job" before. You go in as disguised as you can be while still looking normal ( although a medical mask would likely still fly today) and you pass a slip that say " I armed, don't make a scean, give me all the money you can quickly" the teller reads it, complies and you flee the scean. The hard part is the clean getaway. This type of thing is a pretty old approach but it can still work today.

[@ps1hagridoufofcharacter]

@Vegas probably should print the note out instead of handwriting it, and be careful with fingerprints and hair

[@UndeadPigeonFilms]

This isn't Mr. Incredible. This is Jack-Jack all grown up.

[@Daydrmmms]

I work at a bank and started in a branch, can confirm we have to always hand over the $$$. Also one of the most common types of robbery is note passing, so they will just hand a written note over saying they had a weapon etc. so that might be what happened here.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@RDR7891]

Loved it when he said “it’s Mr. incrediblin’ time” and then proceeded to commit a felony

[@ItzMalick]

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[@Szanth]

I hate Morbius not because it's an awful movie but because it spawned one joke people will not shut the fuck up about even if it's not funny

[@RDR7891]

@@Szanth it’s morbin’ time

[@babaspector]

@@Szanth it is, in fact, morbin' time

[@carander3193]

Everytime I hear bank robbery I think of that one bank robbery scene that opened a batman movie

[@favoritemustard3542]

LOL good one! I think of those 2 derps - The Sharpie Bandits 👍

[@matthewjanzen4837]

Mr. Incredible has gone too far this time. Someone needs to sue him and outlaw supers

[@ItzMalick]

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[@DWN037]

Man walked in and said "I'd like to make a _WITHDRAWL_ " and the teller just thought he was robbing them

[@jeffthemagicalpufferfishco9006]

My mom was a bank teller for 10 years, in most local branches they don't have more than 10,000$ at any given time. If you want more than that you have to ask for money to be shipped in in advance. So bank robbery doesn't actually get you that much money, infact it'd probably be more lucrative to rob gas stations, fast food restaurants, and other places where you pay in cash instead of credit cards.

[@crothschild]

I remember at my old job, we had people from the local jail work with us on work release. One day my coworker came up to me and was like, "hey, did you hear what **** did?" And I was like, "no." And she was like, "he robbed a bank." And I'm like, "that's awesome." And she's like, "I know, right!?" And our respect for him only grew.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@zander3943]

This is truly one of the bank robberies of all time

[@fantasyqueenvii8176]

DAMN Y'ALL CHILL

[@nathansweeting8615]

@@Diedqra - 🤓

[@batgoswins]

6 bots lol

[@seppuku-]

@@Diedqra your a peasant

[@ItzMalick]

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[@tonymontana6204]

He borrowed Frozone’s glasses

[@PhantomEagle..]

He's become invincible!

[@diegovillarroel8222]

3:26 “you shouldn’t be willing to die for your job” Soldiers and Cops: 🫤

[@aircrack-ng]

security guards in stores and stuff are trained like this too. They are told to not stop anyone robbing bc it costs the company more if their worker gets hurt then the amount of money that is actually stolen.

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read my name,,,

[@joukeschat2486]

Tf are they "securing" then? That the robber gets away with more money because they are tasked with helping the guy load the stolen goods in the car?

[@aircrack-ng]

@@joukeschat2486 theyre there just to keep people from stealing (and in america to follow black people around the store bc were racisf af)

[@biferose158]

@@joukeschat2486 security guards are primarily a visual deterrent. Like locks of nearly any kind or security tags - even CCTV is normally useless due to lack of coverage or quality. The fact is - their presence can stop a majority of thefts. But dont take that as they WONT act. Most security people i know have gotten their hands dirty DESPITE being told not to. In more dangerous areas they arent given a choice in some cases and in others.. well i’ve met a lot of unstable people. One guy got fired for assaulting shoplifters. Twice. 😂

[@yyoudothistome4950]

Robber: Can I have the entire banks savings? Bank teller: TAKE IT ALL I HAVE A FAMILY!!

[@KatsyFNF]

Mr. Incredible really let himself go, first stopping crime with the chadest biceps, and now robbing banks and not even posing a twiddly dink of a threat.

[@ItzMalick]

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[@MrPope7]

This is going to be devastating for FroZone and the kids.

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

"Everybody, be cool! This is the robbery!" "Sure, sir. How much do you want?" "Um, all of it?" "Do you that in non denominational bills or just regular bills, sir?" "Um, regular bills will do just fine."

[@cocoanerd17.-.]

1:12 Charlie casually admitting to us he's a lizard person

[@BSJINTHEHOUSE420]

This only proves that Syndrome was the real hero. Mr. Incredibles must be stopped.

[@Diedqra]

niɡɡer 🤡

[@dhararry7929]

He commited terrorism to look good.

[@LovelyQueenLynn]

@Kavetion nah, your copy and paste isn't gonna work here

[@Poison_narcotic2]

@@Diedqra oh look a racist bot nice

[@ItzMalick]

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[@IzumiChenmeiru]

my man saw the bank robbery on spongebob and thought, "I could do better."

[@undeadfries3950]

He really went to the bank and kindly asked for all the money and succeeded

[@ChunkyPhattz]

Omg so edgy

[@undeadfries3950]

@@ChunkyPhattz what edge are you talking about

[@ChunkyPhattz]

@@undeadfries3950 not your comment, the one that replied to yours

[@Verkuix]

@Christopher Pezet (I hate niɡɡers) yooo, so im am not the only one?lets gooo

[@xxx_vinnie_paul_xxx1861]

@Christopher Pezet (I hate niɡɡers) Ok Friday Night Funkin fan.

[@dr.potato420]

Charlie: "It's not worth it to die for your job." Military personnel: 😐

[@crymstall916]

True but it's not worth to die just because you add to much Mayo on sandwich

[@parrot1442]

Yeah its still not worth it, but at least I will say, I "tried" my best and wrestled the man.

[@spike5499]

@@parrot1442 LMAO fax 🗣

[@ItzMalick]

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[@ochrecrow]

not only the mr. incredible shirt, but the frozone glasses too

[@kaine880]

This robbery was truly INCREDIBLE