Steven Wright: Wicker Chairs and Gravity - 5/7

[@aureliusmcnaughton6133]

The man is a total genius. Come back Steven Wright, the world needs you!

[@joshcantrell8397]

All this time, I thought he passed away years ago…

[@nthomas87]

He was recently on Conan's podcast. Whole video is on KZbin.

[@thoughtsurferzone5012]

It's the voice, the stare, the material, the timing. He's the whole package.

[@onehunglow]

Kimrttkû

[@christinawilson7312]

Fully, agree!✍️🫶🤣💘

[@PigmaStatiX156]

And the hair

[@robertgreen3702]

How wonderfully refreshing .... a clean comedian!! What a memory he has, and excellent delivery....clever and witty too.

[@frankiedeans7637]

The man is a genius love from Edinburgh Scotland.

[@scottbradley6331]

He had a clever comedic brain. Some of those jokes are pure gold. Un scented perfume, powdered water, love it

[@bobdixon4998]

So freaking funny!!! He always got my goat! You can hear guys in the audience that were not expecting this at all. What comes out of Steven Wright is always from an angle you weren't looking!

[@margekrajeski1205]

Steven Wright can and does out do all of the other comedians there ever was and is he absolutely awesome 😎 ❤😊

[@williampeck7879]

Robin Williams 😎

[@williampeck7879]

And I also agree with you 😜

[@speedracer6294]

Blasting a blank tape and a mime complains....This man has the most twisted mind on the planet.

[@troofseeker5173]

Thanks for sharing. After Carlin, Wright is the greatest.

[@upnywhiteb]

The joke about the "high beams" reminded me that the switch used to be a button on the floor.

[@tolfan4438]

I actually did that elevator practice with my daughter when she was about four she punched me in the leg and told me it was stupid. Years later we were on an elevator and I looked at her and said aren't you glad I made you practice. She punched me in the shoulder.

[@markyounger1240]

Good one

[@Svensk7119]

Such a violent daughter!

[@edwardsolis4860]

He makes me appreciate the big questions like " do claustrophobic people ever really close their eyes. ? "

[@aultunwhite4988]

Steven is the Jimi Hendrix of Comedy!!

[@jonathonharbeck7287]

Jimi Hendrix is the Stephen Wright of guitar

[@SirDeanosity]

The wrapping paper joke! LOL!

[@Bryanseas]

The speeding at 150 mph joke was absolute gold. "So im on my way to the stand - you know the rest." wow..

[@MorlokKurak]

Some of my top favorites: "I have a cordless telephone cord. I keep it on my decaffeinated coffee table." "I lost a button hole." "Everyday I try and move my rug by telekinesis. I've been doing this everyday for eight years, the rug hasn't moved an inch. The rest of the house is gone." 😂😂👍

[@Fattdebut]

When god made George Carlin and Threw away the mold, he found the mold by accident later, turned it inside out and then made Steven Wright.. :-)

[@jonathonharbeck7287]

He filled in everything outside the mold

[@justjim3687]

@@jonathonharbeck7287 wright was better than Carlin way……better

[@Radar1zmgkz]

I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time

[@robertnegron9706]

“ How fast is the speed of dark?” Lol

[@1251wire]

No obscenity no religious shock no race jokes. Smart and hilarious !

[@platypushatstand]

2:06 “Choose a different print so he knows when to stop”. Hilarious 😂😂😂

[@kevinfarrell523]

Thank you Steve.

[@christinawilson7312]

“My God, he must’ve been Uuuggggeee!”-🐼🦨🦝👀💪

[@mikepratt6481]

I've used that "seatbelt" joke a bunch of times!!

[@Mike53431]

Having an mri next week to find out if I’m claustrophobic 😂

[@ExKUKicker]

Brilliant comedic poetry!

[@most3rsS]

Check out 1-7 wicker chair...this rocks!

[@joeofpie3780]

Arrested for resisting arrest... cops actually do that...

[@KingoftheJuice18]

Like he said, he was a peripheral visionary....

[@samuelreed2994]

That part was a little too real, so he moved on. Lol

[@jonathonharbeck7287]

I know a guy who resisted arrest, he was really tired but he kept his eyes open anyways.

[@TheOwl]

Toy train schedules LMAO!!!!!!!😂

[@eltravo2112]

I have a friend named George. People think George is weird because he has side burns growing behind his ears. I think he’s weird because he has false teeth with braces on them.

[@ARTHUR-yb9cr]

MY VERY FIRST AND FAVORITE BY STEVEN WRIGHT WAS, I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT, THAT ALL THE BABIES PREVENTED BY THE PILL, CAME BACK. AND BOY WERE THEY PISSED! STILL MAKES ME LOL

[@gavinwilshaw2312]

I have an interactive answering machine; when people call they think they're having a conversation with me - now I'm being sued by six women for breach of promise.

[@bobgreen1272]

Thank you so much as I need the stomach pain laugh !!!!!

[@darrylwilson3625]

I been telling the joke about the hitchhiker, seatbelt, and cartoons for years. How old is he? How old am I? These damn receding hairlines.😂

[@maxflipper34]

The Road Runner joke is gold!

[@JumpinJAKEFlash]

The witness stand joke 😂

[@UpUpDnDnLtRtLtRtBAStart]

Nice boomerang on that one. Very clever

[@sequenceleaflet6568]

Didnt Mitch Hedberg steal that?

[@hockeymaniac1218]

on the other hand, you have different fingers.

[@kennethdrewary1094]

I went to see him years ago, and his show lasted 90 mins, trouble was, weeks before I went to see Ken Dodd, and his show lasted 3 and a half hours. Felt a bit short changed, lol.

[@tilleylepew5944]

When the ads get too thick I bail out !!

[@dampheat]

unscented perfume

[@lynneSpiration]

How does he remember all of these lines?!

[@markyounger1240]

Funniest man ever.

[@haleiwasteve8434]

Again, fantastic -

[@CuriousCaine]

My favorite: "I got a paper cut while writing a suicide note. It's a start..."

[@Maxroffe56]

I had to disembark after about 15 minutes.

[@georgegarner378]

💥🔥🙃these are rare jokes he rarely used❤

[@bakersfieldmusicnow]

amazing...classic.

[@kevinjokipii4260]

I wonder what's the age cutoff for catching the floor-mounted dimmer switch punchline?

[@kevinwise982]

I'm 32 and got it. But I think I'm an exception

[@samuelreed2994]

1985 lol

[@l0r3nz0isSaf3]

Im a peripheral visionary...i can see in to the future just way off to the side

[@RobGadeke]

no that's Steven Lefte

[@Michael-ti7lt]

HILARIOUS!! PaulaC.

[@Svensk7119]

Small claims court jester.

[@echomatt25]

she was wearing pierced hearing aids.. Wow that's Awesome... lol

[@christinawilson7312]

Silence-Her?🤭🔥

[@ManDudeMcAwsome]

No that's Steven Wright

[@oftenwrong.]

Omg how funny!!!

[@AGalahcalledSammi]

That boy just ain't wright.

[@johnedd9702]

Sad this generation would even get these jokes

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

6:48 Predicted Pooty Tang

[@theresaheyer537]

what's a 5/7?

[@Kykid78]

I took a steering wheel to the drivers license place and held it in front of me looking left at the camera. Policeman pulled me over and laughed so hard he let me go. True story.

[@amyshaw6004]

Does it matter if I have the Rocky Bullwinkle b******* going on in here

[@zl1David]

Pauly Shore on lithium

[@Leviajohnson]

KONY 2012

[@richwinters3869]

😂

[@d1i2a3n4n5e6]

Definitely influenced by Rodney Dangerfield.