Stan Rogers - Witch of the Westmoreland

Stan Rogers performing "Witch of the westmoreland" by Archie Fisher

[@Jesse__H]

Whenever a Stan Rogers song ends and I hear clapping I think "jaysus that was LIVE??"

[@TheJbedard]

So true, haha.

[@NK73080]

It’s the atmosphere. It’s like at any moment a chair could be pulled back, or someone might shift in their seat, but people are waiting with baited breath hearing this legend sing.

[@timduffy312]

The man's voice is epic

[@them_that_loudly]

@@timduffy312 the fact that people are still commenting in this song after so long

[@danielmclellan1522]

@@them_that_loudly the body may have returned to the cold clay far, far too soon, but the music that blazed in Stan's soul will never die.

[@bodhranjane]

My brother, Phil first pointed me to this song many years ago. On my first listen I was enthralled... A couple of years ago, as my brother lay dying in the hospital from cancer (I had gone to say my goodbyes that day), I sat waiting for the news the that he had passed. Late at night I called and there was a nurse who was sitting with him in his room. I asked "Can I play him a song?" She held the phone to his ear while I played this song for him. Afterward, that nurse asked me about it. We had a wonderful chat about the song, what t meant to Phil. It was one of the most powerful moments of my life. I miss you, Phil Thanks for showing me this song

[@kellybreen5526]

Stan Roger's died like a hero and sang like a legend.

[@patsomerville1310]

I am pretty sure Stan Rogers is the best thing that has ever happened to my ears.

[@vaughnabbott580]

Fuck yes!

[@bluecollarcanuck]

Mine too, as well as Joe Satriani and Mairead Nesbitt of Celtic Woman.

[@thomasharper4166]

No argument here my friend!❤

[@user-ch7ox7fl9z]

@@vaughnabbott580 you and me both

[@lukedoesbutter]

He is

[@samarchist74]

I've been all over youtube tonight. there is no better version of this song. Its not just the rumbling baritone, its the drama and feeling he injects into the song. Stan, damn it all that you died.

[@alhambralions5985]

samarchist74 And it’s not right that he should have died in an airship.

[@reepacheirpfirewalker8629]

It was a gift from Heaven that he graced our lives.

[@Jesse__H]

damn it all indeed.

[@KittyStarlight]

I feel the exact same way and have ever since I discovered this song and this video one day in the spring of 2018. Only four years ago and your post was nine years ago, but otherwise, same. It was weird how I first found this song from Kate Rusby (she's very very good but this isn't her best song) and then went everywhere else on KZbin finding several other versions and within about two or three hours *this* one just was the one that had already captured my heart forever and it must have been *really* forever because I still feel the exact same. Love is love. Once you find it, it lasts. ❤️ The way he tells the story in song is the best ever *for* this song and makes this version the best one (for me anyway). He just puts his whole heart in it. I discovered the Archie Fisher one too on the same day and was glad that Archie had written it but gladder still that Stan sang it. This one just is my song and gets used by me for all sorts of spiritual healing and so on (very appropriate considering what the song is about) and of course I love the picture forever too. ❤️ (You can actually *see* all of the main characters, including his hound and his hawk. ^___^ Perfect.) Stan. Rogers. Forever. ❤️💙❤️ Left us much too soon. Always with us in our hearts. ❤️💙❤️

[@KittyStarlight]

This particular accompaniment is also particularly beautiful and does not come with any of the other versions. Just the combination of the way he sings it *and* the accompaniment *and* the one pretty visual image...had me enchanted from the very first and still does. Already fell in love with "Barrett's Privateers" about a year and a half earlier but this one is the song that got me *even more* enchanted and enraptured with Stan Rogers' work. Best, version, on, KZbin, forever. ❤️💙❤️ So glad it's still here. ^___^

[@thorneosgard]

That part where the witch rises from the lake gives me chills every time I hear it. LOVE this song.

[@NigelOrear]

Me, too! It's when the magic of the world comes forth, and the song's story turns from mundane to mystical. I can see it in my mind's eye, and the whole song just pauses, like a heart skipping a beat in awe and wonder.

[@Normaschthewanderer]

Agreed

[@weavrmom]

I pulled my car over when I first heard it over the radio, because it made me cry. So moving!

[@KittyStarlight]

Oooh, yes. Me too. Shivers. 🧙🐎🔮 Got them again just now too.

[@KittyStarlight]

@@NigelOrear It wasn't exactly very mundane before that, what with the witch being mentioned by the talking birds and that sort of thing, but yes, I see what you mean. That was the line where the magic was proven, instead of only suspected. ^____^

[@lucianocappellano8300]

What THEY DONT want you to know is, Stan was actually a celt legendary hero. This ain't even a song he was there fam. This is just what happened to him man.

[@yakubtricknologist]

Luciano Cappellano now this is the type of activation my almonds needed

[@fionnghallselma7193]

stan rodgers = ossian confirmed

[@lucashazel5123]

I love stan to death, but give credit to the guy who wrote the song Archie Fisher. His lyrics are half the genius.

[@Michael_______]

Oh my goshness

[@larsuppling981]

*Stan lying in his bed half-drunk and feeling down* "I was a king once...."

[@FortisRising]

I believe everybody owes it to themselves to give this song a listen to on a brand new set of headphones. Listening to each note played, each chord strummed, close your eyes and let the imagery reveal itself through this immensely talented artist. What a start to the day!

[@trajsmith]

Aside from loving his music, Stan Rogers gave an interesting lesson in visual perspective. I saw him at the University of Regina auditorium, a small venue, and his band had Garnett and a two or three other guys. Didn't think about how they looked until after the show they came into the crowd and shook hands. Found out they were all the size of fire trucks. Listening to them now, that should come as no surprise

[@dungeonmaster6292]

"the size of fire trucks" lolllolllol

[@elirosen1391]

​@@dungeonmaster6292Stan stood about 6'4". But what about his brother?

[@lizawithazed]

it's been 40 years since I first heard this song, and I still get goosebumps when the witch rises wet from the lake, every single time

[@vanytasticsone9071]

I was at a Yes concert at Maple Leaf Gardens just a few blocks away from where this live album was being recorded. The Yes concert changed my life but if only I could have seen both because Stan’s show would have done the same. Feel lucky to have found his music years later and this incredible live version of this gem.

[@ReallyJillRogoff]

As fresh as the day the lads recorded it. The original Archie Fisher recording is excellent, but this live recording is so full of great energy, it totally eclipses it. It's hard to believe it's 49 years(!) since Stan Rogers died. The music lives on.

[@shaman683]

I am 64, and have never been more inspired by music moreso than Stan Rogers. A toast to you, meboy,you are loved.

[@fautes7972]

+

[@lindaelawson9415]

What a beautiful thread of comments, so many intelligent, sensitive, and thoughtful. (And two or three trolls, but what fairy tale would be complete without them?)

[@zigsinclair]

i been waiting for someone to say that, why i have no idea , probably because i could not imagine anything else but!!! cheers to you from cape breton island

[@lindaelawson9415]

@@zigsinclair And cheers back atcha from Vancouver, BC. (From sea to shining sea - Stan Rogers lovers!)

[@Aquaman1054]

@@austrianpainterhidingfromt5920 Where did this come from? And more so, why?

[@doodelbop2633]

Dont feed the trolls.

[@aliceconroy8706]

@@doodelbop2633 I miss the good ole days...when we hunted the wicked trolls that lived in the forest with long spears and swords...

[@Seektheday]

For the first 2 years of my daughters life this as her lullaby. At times it was the only thing that would soothe her.

[@Jesse__H]

This is the best song ever written.

[@clairegaron2010]

I’ll thank my mom this Mother’s Day for playing me this sound and the original on an old cd :) some years back . She reintroduced me in adulthood to the glorious Stan Rogers who she and my dad had played in my childhood. The song transports me . What an artist ! And love the story: a journey , fear , pain, defensiveness and aggression met with tenderness , wisdom, healing , magic , a sexy sexy night , and possible invulnerability / immorality ???

[@stoneangel777]

What a treasure his music still is😎

[@GeeWoody47]

Stan Rogers is perhaps the best ballad singer of the late 20th century. Can't help but wonder how much richer our lives might have been had he not died so young.

[@LafayetteLeSaint]

Read this song out loud as a poem and you will discover it stands on its own. It has a lot of power and beauty.

[@samarchist74]

Convinced that this is the most perfect song ever. The one downvote was from Satan himself, butthurt that such a musician never made a deal.

[@joycesmith1302]

This was a favorite. We lost him too soon.

[@ptanyuh]

Yes, we sure did :( And the way he died just breaks my heart.... A survivable crash and he didn't make it :(

[@reepacheirpfirewalker8629]

Very sure.

[@bicycle697]

Saw Stan in the early 80's and I was blown away!!! Dumbfounded, sweating, humbled, transformed, I never a live performance could be so powerful. And it wasn't even rock-n-roll. LOL. RIP Stan!

[@terichace7798]

Rob Heywood Amen brother Rob!

[@davidolie8392]

He was a treasure, sorely missed.

[@---cr8nw]

Sad to say I just found him this year. I was born after he had died, so I never would have had a chance to see him perform, but I envy your experience.

[@moragmacgregor6792]

How do you not get full-body chills at the climax of this song?

[@Brenthias]

Exactly...although I must admit it is exhausting after you listen to the song six times in a row (the climaxing, not the song)

[@KittyStarlight]

@@Brenthias It's meant to be healing, not exhausting. In this particular context, anyway. (I'm only saying. 😉) (Although I'm not sure about six times in a row though. 😉)

[@KittyStarlight]

To anyone. We seem to be having/using a double meaning of "climax". 🙄 (Double entendre.)

[@KittyStarlight]

@@Brenthias Someone imagining himself just a bit too vividly into the story there, perhaps? (Gotta watch that with some of these magical ballads, you know. Tam Lin, for instance. 😉)

[@leopardfistboxer1394]

Only problem with this performance is that it eventually comes to an end!

[@jamesoneill3922]

That's whatt the loop button is for.

[@malcolmstead272]

Next time I visit Ulswater, I will have a look for this witch.

[@jpdegrootsac1977]

I was singing this song when I drove through the Kirkstone pass and later looked down on the Ullswater mere. I was up and over Helvelyn on the same day.

[@rullmourn1142]

Stan did the best version of this very old song ever done by anyone. such gusto and emotion.

[@kristinandrene6974]

+stormbringerr mourn actually not that old, stormbringerr: written by Archie Fisher, only 30 or 40 years ago at the most, modern, in other words

[@kristinandrene6974]

+Kristin Andrene I understand Stan was planning to record two more of Archie's songs before the former's death; wish I knew which ones they were (Stan had already recorded "Dark Eyed Molly")

[@markinpenna]

+Kristin Andrene Maybe Coshieville was one? Stan's brother Garnet recorded it on his first solo album.

[@kristinandrene6974]

wouldn't that have been wonderful, Mark?; "Western Island" might have been another good fit...it's interesting than Stan reached out to Gordon Bok too: I can't think of any other modern songwriters he tried

[@Ididrealstuffnotmadeupshit]

Living a free life on the wind and in the grass, doing what one wants in places no one dares to go whilst listening to music like this reminds me that the times for heroes and adventurers is not over damn this Covid-19 the witch of the Westmoreland will rid us of the pandemic.

[@rickdeckard6171]

My health insurance provider won't cover quests to have sex with magical horse-witches. What a rip off!

[@bobandrayfan1]

SOBs..

[@cornishanglican]

But it probably covers injuries sustained in a Zombie Apocalypse.

[@ajshdhenskaka]

You tell them Justin made bestiality legal so you're entitled to that coverage.

[@GiantRogueWave]

My health insurance does but strangely, that's the only thing it covers.

[@jamestown8398]

You have to be a knight in order to qualify. Inquire with your local government about gaining a peerage.

[@lindawestmoreland9452]

This song, this performer's voice touches my soul.

[@luke5058]

Linda Westmoreland that’s how we all feel

[@ormelling]

I love everything about this - voice, song, fairy tale. The witch's generosity is sweet. He tried to capture her but she: "you're in no shape, sweetheart, I'm more powerful than you but I will indeed heal you, love you and send you on your way with my blessing which will keep you safe forevermore." I'm guessing he was gorgeous lol. Would make a great video.

[@electrondady1]

i love this tale of magic.

[@lancewildwood2277]

My sons name is Rowan (he has his own last name of Wildwood) and this was his 'growing up song' for a very long time...cheers...

[@Vaelkyr666]

I never knew anyone modern made music like this. I love Stan Rogers so much.

[@wherewolfprime]

There are more.

[@mathavian]

This song gives me chills, beautiful!

[@deenazsortland4496]

what a wondrous combination of gorgeous melody and poetic words. My favorite Stan rogers song. RIP

[@EEYore-py1bf]

It's actually a cover of Archie Fisher, a Scottish musician.

[@josephvaters2947]

An amazing version of your song, Archie... sad that the likes of Stan might never pass this way again. Makes us proud to be Scottish or Canadian.

[@Ecthaelyon]

@@silliestsususagest3276 Hear, here!

[@toasterofdoom9629]

@@silliestsususagest3276 Westmorland was actually in the Scottish march (part of scotland) for a long time, particularly in the time this song would have been sung. Plus it takes heavy inspiration from scottish history. Plus Archie Fisher was scottish.

[@Pangael]

Fisher hit all the marks with this story and Stan absolutely does the best version of this tune. Consider this: the knight carries a silver sword - not iron or steel - and a rowan shield. He talks to animals and they to him. Is he even human? Archie obviously knew his Joseph Campbell.

[@blindleader42]

Silvery means bright, as in shiny.

[@doodelbop2633]

No I think the sword is most likely silver because he is hunting a witch. The knight carries a Rowan shield which would be useless in combat the wood is to soft but rowan would is known to ward of evil spirits and magic. This knight if fully equipped for hunting witches. He even has a silver chain.

[@peterjoseph840]

Moral of the story - always use an oaken shield?

[@christopherbacon1077]

Not to mention that he rides for what I'm guessing is most of the night with a bleeding wound and is still able to chase down the witch in her centaur form. I'm thinking Oath of the Ancients Paladin and that the wound itself has some kind of spell or curse on it

[@christopherbacon1077]

@@doodelbop2633 I always thought that the Rowan just referred to the symbol on the shield

[@marklozano8388]

Saw him at Mcabe's in L.A. shortly before he died in Texas,( aiding others out of a burning plane, I read).So believable,,big voice ,big heart

[@rdvqc]

Stan's cover of this song led me to discover Archie Fisher - another source of wonderful music.The Witch is one of Archie's best. Search "Witch of the West-Mer-Lands" to hear the original.

[@VikingFyre]

This is gorgeous! I can’t believe I’ve never heard this song

[@GiuseppeGrasso89]

it really is one of those songs that makes me realize music is worth something still.

[@KittyStarlight]

Has it occurred to anyone yet that this mare-lady is actually a horsewoman? ^___^ Female centaur, or something. Well, they do say that perhaps it is possible that the centaurs just *may* have been inspired by the sight of men riding horses. 🐎 And I've just remembered something else. Isn't the story told that the centaurs were supposed to be very good at healing? I wonder was *that* maybe part of what Archie Fisher (the original author of this) was thinking of. Greek legend transplanted into an English/Scottish sort of environment. Add in the style of the traditional English and Scottish ballads. Voila. There you have it. A magical healing centaur woman creature in our midst. ^____^ Sounds much better in the actual song though. ^___^ Much more kind/caring/loving/healing too. ^___^ Thank you forever to Archie Fisher for writing and singing this and especially to Stan Rogers for singing this version. Bravo to both of you.

[@KittyStarlight]

If you combine the old Scottish ballad of "The Twa Corbies" (except that the knight gets to live, in this one) with the ancient Greek legends of the centaurs and their healing skills, then this is what you get. ^___^ Can't believe it took me all of four years to finally notice that. Replying to myself here but under some special circumstances I think that's okay. ^____^

[@KittyStarlight]

She stood in a gown of the velvet blue. Even though the back half of her is a horse (mare). 🐎 How is this possible? I suppose her dress is draped over her horse half. Bound round with a silver chain, of course. It would be interesting to create a doll of that, to admire or to play with or whatever. ^___^

[@markmandel6738]

She's a shapeshifter! "There's none can harm the knight who's LAIN WITH the Witch of the Westmoreland": That idiom means the weren't just lying down side by side! She was all woman at that point.

[@KittyStarlight]

@@markmandel6738 I know it means "lain with" in that sense but I'm not sure if that means that she can turn all the way human (physically at least) or not. (Also. She just might have human private parts hidden somewhere in among all that horsehair/fur. 🐎) Okay. This has got me wondering things similar to when I was wondering what exactly one of my online friends, some years ago, was talking/writing/posting about when she wrote that her main male character (who was definitely human) was (falsely) accused of having had sex with a female unicorn. 🦄 (Possibly the writer of this interesting work may have been thinking partly of how unicorns, and maidens, are traditionally associated with virginal purity.) Anyway. I wanted to know if that would even be possible (a human man having sex with a unicorn). She wrote back that yes, technically it would indeed be possible. (This song is now reminding me of her fiction.) I also have been wondering for the past four years quite exactly how it was that she (the horsewoman) "stood in a gown of the velvet blue, bound round with a silver chain". (The painter or illustrator did *not* try to draw that or paint that, as you can see. How very wise of him or her.) I am somewhat imagining/envisioning the lower part of the gown in question being draped fetchingly, enchantingly and bewitchingly around or across her equine hindquarters. 🐎🐴🐎👗

[@KittyStarlight]

@@markmandel6738 So how many men do you figure this witchwoman hath lain with? Because somehow I'm thinking that he's probably not the only one. (Not calling her a slut or anything of that sort, however. Just a horsewoman. Mare. Possible shapeshifter. Etc.) (By the way I think I do tend to keep imagining that she either is or appears human at the end of the song. It just somehow seems like that to me. In my imagination, at least.)

[@keeganpenney169]

This song is the most dungeons and dragons high fantasy shit stan ever wrote. It's just amazing. Youd have to hate life to dislike this

[@RodneyWalston]

This was the first Stan Rogers song I ever heard (but definitely not the last) and is my favorite.

[@catmom1322]

One of my faves!

[@alancayn4390]

+Colleen Meegan Mine too.

[@59acres]

+Alan Cayn get a room you 2

[@catmom1322]

+59acres Cute!

[@Leafgreen1976]

This blows my mind! I'm a heavy meatal fan all the way but the older I get the more I love this guy.RIP Stan,way before your time

[@maidenrulz73]

You're a fan of the heavy meat are you? Lmao....you can still love Stans music and love the heavy meat....I had a cousin who loved the heavy meat and loved "wake me up before you go go " so there ya go

[@Minecraftineer998]

+maidenrulz73 I believe he meant Heavy Metal, which I am primarily a fan of, but I enjoy listening to both Stan here and heavy meats too.

[@Leafgreen1976]

Hahahaha.I haven't been here in a long time.I did mean Heavy metal but that was a fantastic belly laugh

[@tonydonato8523]

Stan was Heavy Metal Folk - especially this tune.

[@phillipthomas1379]

Got me out by my pond singing at the top of my lungs once again. Lol😊

[@AlexanderRandall5th]

Spectacular. Love the whoops when the band really hits it...

[@judithbliss7567]

All of my Stan Rogers music is getting pretty beat up and is all on cassettes. I am going to rebuild my Stan fix on CDs starting now. What a wonderful larger than life man he was. He lives on!

[@charlesballiet7074]

about how a knight met his kitty ahhh im in tears!!!

[@kennethgoudie5658]

Stan.. God I loves Your Voice! As many have said you Rule this Song and many others! RIP Brotha!

[@stormbringerr7806]

brilliant, this is by far the best version of this song ive ever heard...so much gusto, and passion...bravo sir...you left this earth much too soon Stan.

[@quicklykay]

Wish the lyrics were posted at the top of the comments like they used to be.

[@thorneosgard]

This song gives me chills. I love it so much.

[@dyanhogue7772]

Wonderfully mystical song beautifully performed. One of my absolute favourites.

[@seamusmcconnelly9122]

This is undoubtedly one of my favourite tunes that Stan put out. A great cover and beautiful imagery of a time long lost in the modern world where we had respect for the natural world. Some of us still do :)

[@Gayalert69]

Absolutely superb version from Stan Rogers. I knew the song from the glorious Barbara Dickson, a close friend of Archie Fisher, who recorded it on her 1972 album 'From the Beggars Mantle.

[@bernardbarry4258]

Great version!!!

[@Mrman2242]

My grandpa used to play guitar and sing this song to me. Brings back such a wonderful and nostalgic feeling to hear it

[@petrotmyrcz308]

One of the best covers ever. Love this song.

[@cannancursed820]

Stan Rogers is just amazing.

[@MrBytorr]

I think this is the greatest song ever written, and Stan performs it the best it could be performed.

[@garyklein7711]

Completely agree.

[@moragmacgregor6792]

I'm told that Archie Fisher collected this song but didn't write it. Stan changed only 3-5 words but infused it with so much...I don't know what to call it. It almost puts me in a trance state. If this song truly

[@Polano11]

I love the picture too.

[@ronmcc100]

Obviously not paying attention to the entire song. He commands his hound to course (hunt/chase) the mare and commands the hawk to bring the maiden. Later in the song the maiden is dressed in a blue velvet gown bound with a silver chain. She's a shape-shifter.

[@jodo9083]

Oh! That makes a lot more sense!

[@landofthelivingskies3318]

She's a witch!!

[@christaylor8271]

Well, if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.

[@wintersking4290]

Rhiannon/Epona specifically... She seems to be based off that old Celtic goddess.

[@joebenedetti3637]

I think he’s commanding his dog and hawk to tear the centaur in two.

[@MVHiltunen]

This song is so beautiful, so shameless and smart and also - incredibly metal.

[@ableasdale2000]

Gods, I miss home when I hear this song.

[@Sumer61]

hetrodoxly Probably lost in Ontario or Alberta

[@Sumer61]

hetrodoxly not England dear sir

[@jeanniebeanie7412]

I've heard this done by several different performers but never knew until tonight that Stan Rogers did a version. Wonderful.

[@hecubus21]

My favorite!

[@mariaferro6710]

Beautiful music... Love it !!

[@38williw]

Saw him live in concert in Calgary on several occasions. Love the music.

[@maxmantell5009]

I love how he says hup and woo

[@maggoli67]

An Archie Fisher favorite.

[@wynottgivemore9274]

Is anyone else here ,cause they were watching mayday...air Canada flight 797, rest in peace Stan rogers, i think i have a new playlist.🙏🙏🙏

[@lokiflash]

This is my favorite song by Stan, he did such an awsome job of covering this song and makeing it something all its own.

[@sionnachmacbradaigh1010]

I grew up hearing Archie Fisher's version and only came across the Stan Rogers performance as an adult. Both versions have complementary charms for me.

[@yoshitoshi98]

Throughout the seventies until his death, he played many venues in Toronto Canada: Mariposa, The Groaning Board, Tranzac Club. I was supposed to see him the day he died.

[@johngranacki8810]

It doesn't get any better than this.

[@kingkong-qt7nm]

i love the picture

[@libraiis]

He really was the best Canada had to offer.....such a loss

[@neilbrandedman2575]

Stan was born way ahead of his time the cannon fodder will never understand.............if you don't get were you come from youll never know were your going....you are your past never forget...what you are.......now more whiskey wench..................lol god I miss the good old day's

[@Shauddi]

Beautiful....music that inspires

[@thomasharper4166]

Yep!Me also!Everytime!He really was amazing!❤

[@Jotunn54]

I am addicted to this song! Sixth time today

[@maxmantell5009]

My favorite version of the song

[@cheatsheet3325]

I woke up so it's time to listen again.

[@FrancCinelliTV]

beautiful!

[@georgebenwell664]

....beauty....makes me want to join the SCA again....

[@taylorfaulkner2590]

NOTHING WRONG WITH A LIL HORSEPLAY!

[@furioussherman7265]

Wah wah.

[@Normaschthewanderer]

Bdm tsst!

[@benjaminwhitehead4050]

Oh no XDD

[@TheSocratesofAthens]

The original version "Witch of the West-mer-lands" is also really good. It keeps more of the Scottish dialect.

[@edwardallen3062]

Best cover ever.

[@wxbe1947]

Great song. always a favorite

[@nielspemberton59]

A perfect backing to Rihannon by Fleetwood Mac !

[@eddierutherford4186]

Good tune. Gets bonus points from me for proper (archaic) use of "wherefore" - as in "Wherefore art thou Romeo?"

[@alisonbassplayer]

How powerfull was his voice. That same voice makes me feel powerfull too.

[@emeurer1951]

LOVE STAN ROGERS. So sad that he is no longer with us. "Between the Breaks" is my all-time favorite album.

[@jonahgrignon2301]

Stan Rogers Is to my ears what butter is to my mouth

[@Gman44324]

Most underrated Stan song ever.

[@ianainscow9943]

Outstanding

[@toasterofdoom9629]

I like how it sounds kind of like "Witch of the WestMAREland" when he's singing.

[@toasterofdoom9629]

also how would the... laying... work? she's a horse, would it be zoophilia?

[@brianngo8172]

@@toasterofdoom9629 She's a shapeshifting witch so I don't think it'd be a problem really.